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- Опубліковано 16 сер 2021
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After the success of The Sixth Sense, M. Night Shyamalan was being called “the next Spielberg.” Now, a few decades into his career and a few movies like “The Last Airbender” and “The Happening” under his belt-- he hasn’t really delivered the same level of classics as Spielberg. But, twenty years later, he’s still making films. And Old is one of them. So here we are.
OLD definitely raises some questions. Like how has nobody looked into the resort where hundreds of people disappear? Why did they use a famous rapper as a test subject if they’re trying to lay low? If dead cells aren’t affected by the beach, why did Mid-Sized Sedan’s girlfriend decompose so quicky? Why is there a character named Mid-Sized Sedan? What’s up with that baby thing? Why didn’t anyone attempt the most reasonable plan that was suggested?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to OLD! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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Producer guy really went all out on this one! Let us know what your favorite line from this Pitch Meeting was
That "I could have been a doctor " line was the best. Extremely emotional.
My favorite line was “S***”
This 7:25 "don't worry about that"
Super easy barely an inconvenience, as always
The sadness and regret on Producer Guy's face as he rethinks his life choices was laugh-inducing all on its own.
Screenwriter Guy finally broke Studio Guy!
Watch the Twilight pitch meetings lol producer guy was like "what are we doing, man?" Lmao
The last Twilight movie pitch meeting. It's pretty severe.
Twilight did similar for...similar reasons.
This was a very convincing existential crisis - to the point where I want to ask Ryan if he's okay hahaha. Also, I should have guessed that the Shyamalan was behind this.
Wow wow wow.... wow
Imagine producer guy as a doctor
"So, you have a patient for me?"
I would really really like that
Yes sir I do!
@@HyperLuminal immediately getting patient after changing profession is TIGHT!!!
@@HyperLuminal Screenwriter guy - So I have this patient see. And he came into the hospital with blood spewing everywhere. And we've been trying to close the wound, but we can't cause the cut mysteriously doesn't heal...
I would travel to Canada just to get an appointment with him.
The fact that Old was based on a graphic novel called "Sandcastle" and M. Night chose to call it "Old" kinda tells you a lot about how M. Night writes dialog.
In crayon?
And how he had to force in a twist, while the novel was an exploration on the gripping horror of time
@@michaeljohnson6905 is the novel good?
@@somewhat1007 I'd say so. I liked it
@@Macrochenia he can't use crayons anymore because he ate all the ones he had. Now he uses chalk or charcoal
Wait, so Mid-sized Sedan was on the beach significantly earlier than the main characters and didn’t age or die?
I’m pretty sure they say in the movie black doesn’t crack. And no, that’s not a joke 🤦🏽♂️
That's what we're going with sir!
Oh you're not even following your own rules
Well he did die
He also got cut and healed pretty quickly but got stabbed and didn’t heal at all. The insane plot just did whatever tf it wanted with that dude 💔
Well, I need you to get all the way off my back about Mid-sized sedan not growing old.
“Being dead is sometimes fatal” something Marvel takes to heart.
And Star Wars
Thats kinda a comic books thing in general.
@@LegionIscariot Or video games, unless dying deletes your save file.
Super natural would like to join the chat
People die when they’re killed - said by a anime protagonist who hates himself
"I could have been a doctor" Great quote.
Doctor Manhattan
Doctor Doom
Doctor Detroit
Hi
Producer Guy becomes a doctor at the end of the Unbreakable Pitch Meeting!
Seeing The Hockey Guy comment on a Pitch Meeting is TIGHT
How does "Old" impact the Tampa Bay Lightning's chances of a 3-peat?
The "can't wait to hear you when you're older" and "enjoy the moment while you can" speech in the first 2 minutes of the movie had me rolling my eyes so hard
Made me uncomfortable tbh. Especially with the prolonged shot of a grown man wrestling with two half-naked kids.
You rolled your eyes so hard? You ok?
I know right?! The dialogue explicitly spelling out the “lessons” of the movie was a big part of what made this unbearable to watch
I knew in that moment I was watching a comedy rather than a horror
It's just so damn weird. It's like it was written by an alien who likes our movies but they're not good at taking notes or understanding syntax.
3:26 This is Producer Guy’s most realistic reaction to any project that he and Screenwriter Guy have ever worked on together.
You know a movie has serious plot holes when Ryan has to rethink his career choice that he could've been a doctor, instead of dismantling this mess.
This comment is going to get a lot of likes.
It is not about plotholes, but how morally doubtful that was
@@Ikamara21 Okay?
I think that was mostly because of the creepy part, you know which one.
Omg 😶😶😶 u watch smite tooooo u are everywhere
I think that the pregnant 6 year old thing is the most depressed we have ever seen executive guy across this whole series
I remember one time that he was like "man, what are we even doing". But yeah, this is the most depressed and regretful he has ever been
It's hard when Hollywood's nadir finally hits. It's a painful ephiphany. Hope producer guy recovers.
@@AlbertoFolres Yea the last Twilight pitch meeting
The only other time I’ve ever seen him that *done* was during the Twilight Pitch Meeting.
@@thesilliestgoose5990 Which Twilight film was it? The first, second, or third?
"I can't be expected to apply the rules that I wrote to the rest of the movie I also wrote." M. Night Shyamalan in a nutshell.
Yep.
I think in a way he's like a clever but impatient kid doing homework: at some point, the end is in sight, and that kid just sprints forward, making every possible mistake on the way.
That's kind of M.K.Shyamalan when the Amazing Mindshattering Twist is in sight.
This whole movie is a masterclass on how to not write a dialogue. Everybody is just expositing what's happening in the most artificial manner possible.
"Oh yeah getting real close to that human sounding dialogue"
This quote can be used for SO MANY MOVIES.
In every single M. Night movie
@@TheHigherFury It's like he doesn't actually know how humans really talk to each other.
@@TheHigherFury "Whaaat? Noooooo!"
A movie with almost human sounding dialog, to be sure, but a welcome one!
@@schattentaenzerin “we can’t just stand here as uninformed observers” damn that movie was hilariously bad
I've come to rely on Ryan to tell me about the films I don't intend to watch while also entertaining me far more than the films themselves would.
agreed 🍷
I think that reading the name M. Night Shyamalan should be enough to know I'm not watching this.
Very succinct. Well said
Aye
I was gonna write something similar ... I really come here first to see what the film was about that i'm not gonna watch, and watch afterwards on the ones I did see.
I love how their bathing suits grew along with them
When putting logic against american prudery, the latter always wins.
@@abraham2172 It was grow with the children or naked children I'd choose the former too
@@devmin_dot_exe6551 Yeah, this one just got worse & worse!
This one actually would be super easy to fix:
Why didn't they have them wrap up in their beach towels?
But it sounds like nothing in this movie was remotely logical.
The Incredible Hulk has entered the chat.
"So, what do you think?"
"Whelp..." *Pained expression and silence*
The “I could have been a doctor” line just outright broke me. You are just a comedic genius, Ryan. Please, keep up the amazing work. I never get tired of these.
I was honestly not ready for that line!
It was very well acted, I watched that scene over and over again, it's really well done!
@@Silicoln same
Lmao I died alittle
M Night could actually have been a doctor too
It's a good thing Mid-Size Sedan didn't survive, because he would have left the beach an Oldsmobile.
Why does this comment not have more thumbs up!? LOL
Hahaha! Nice. Definitely had the humour materia mastered.
@@RobertMcClure Probably because I got to the video pretty late and the comment was mostly buried.
@@Neon002121 It's just another one of my carefully honed skills.
Begin slow clap to initiate standing ovation.
I really sympathize with Producer's reaction to "6 year old girl gets pregnant, has a baby in 20 minutes, and it dies." That was one of the most fucked-up and depressing things I've ever seen.
It's sounds way more depressing than any movie produced in east Europe
You can tell by Producer Guy's reaction that Ryan really hated this one.
I agree. I think this is the single most savage Pitch Meeting of them all. Just pure sarcastic contempt for every aspect of the film.
And understandably so. N.Shyamalan is _sometimes_ good at creating stories which pay off for the 1.4 zillion plot holes, but this one sounds just icky and silly. (Was he maybe aiming for creating the next Sin City?)
"They eat enough to... TRIPLE THEIR MASS... in a few hours?" -- you gotta love when the Producer really starts taking it apart.
On an island... LOL. No supermarkets or farms.
The resort does send a large amount of food to the beach with them, bur not THAT much. Not years’ worth
@@alisaurus4224 i guess the food not going off rather quickly shows its not the beach causing the aging
Also this might be gross, but if we have to accept that they're digesting the food that quickly then we must assume they're also producing waste that quickly. I think producer guy should have started picking THAT apart too lol.
@@JarOfGibbons Good point. I was thinking of sweating and expectorating and such, creating a disgusting tidal wave of sludge.. But pooping, too.
I'm sorry, but Mid-Sized Sedan is probably the best name of any character ever
Right up there with Mid-Strength Beer.
Nah, I think UPGRAYEDD from Idiocracy is the greatest movie character name of all time.
Maybe it was a tip of the hat to Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide" character, Ford Prefect?
For some reason i thought the name was Midsize Dan...
@@TR-cp1fo I haven't said the word upgrade without thinking about that since 2004
"Yup, that's going to be in the movie. We're going to spend money, hire actors and camerman and the whole crew. And we are going to shoot it and put into theaters. And people will hopefully spend money to see it."
Just re-watched this.
Still absolutely one of the very best Pitch Meetings.
Comedy gold.
“Yeah, sure, I don’t care” is my favorite thing Ryan says in these. It just so accurately captures Hollywood’s attitude towards their “art.”
I'm becoming a big fan of, "Sure, that might as well happen!"
I really like the “It was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience”
I like the way he said "I don't know"
“Yeah, sure, I don’t care” is actually a spot on m night shamalamadingdong impression.
“Because”
“Yeah but I can’t be expected to apply the rule I wrote to the rest of the movie that I also wrote.”
So true for so many movies.
And the entire "Vampire Diaries" TV series.
Kinda like how Ant-Man would have been a perfect film if it hadn't specifically said that shrinked objects retain their mass and then immediately broke that rule by having Scott run on top of a pistol and Hank carrying a literal TANK on his pocket. Either obey the rule or just don't introduce it!
Seems to be the logic for all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln - or the second Terminator movie where liquid metal can time travel without having to be encased in living tissue.
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln Thats the first thing i thought of when he said that
7:10 that caught me so off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
also Mid-size Sedan was already on that beach hours ago and he didn't age.
barely an inconvenience
Producer guy goes on to become a doctor:
“So you have an undiagnosed ailment for me?”
“Yes sir I do!”
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
that would be a good skit he should do on his own channel
OMG Hahahahahaha! So funny!!
You mean House?
IT'S LUPUS!
"The six-year-old boy gets the six-year-old girl pregnant and she has a baby 20 minutes later and the baby dies..."
Oh, Shyamalan, what have you done again?
I can’t believe I read that with my own two eyeballs
My question for M.Night is um WHY?!
The whole scenario sounds so chilling that I feel compelled to watch it in a theatre
@@Kentrc11 Yes, I understand. That's how I felt. I wish it was made by a different director. Or good Shyamalan instead of bad Shyamalan...
@@brucesimmons5517 The movie maker to me is inconsequential. The scenario is just ballsy to me, something that I have never seen on film or thought I would see on film.
“I could have been a doctor” was my first favourite 😂
"Oh no, being dead is sometimes fatal!"
this line was 100% fatal 😂
Its like the anime sub "People die if they are killed!"
Wow wow wow wow wow... wow
PLOT DUNGEON HOLE: The sperms would age and die long before reaching the egg, which takes 30-45 minutes.
Great point. There's a joke in there about dungeon holes but I'll keep it above the gutter.
Ugh, those poor women. I just did the math, and they would hit their monthly period every 2 to 3 minutes.
But remember: you can't expect the writer to apply the rules he made up to another part of the movie he made up.
@@warriorscholar41 They would just die of blood loss...
@@sarahno4748 they'd be making new blood cells just as fast. This whole thing is vastly impossible because metabolism would speed up so much that they woudln't be able to take in enough calories to survive the new tissue growth.
"I could've been a doctor"
"What?"
At this point I was so ready for Producer to just move on like he hadn't said anything but actually lingering on the thought hit so much harder
Writer Guy's face is great, too. Just completely ok with everything he said.
I passed on this one. It seems like a movie that constantly screams at the audience "Don't think, just go with it."
I love how Ryan just breaks character and you can hear the backgrounds
Clutching on safety IP blankets is tight.
it would have to be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Clutching tight on safety IP blankets is
I would've upvoted but i won't ruin this perfect score you have rn
@Robert Monroe How so?? They have almost nothing in common
"Getting real close to that human sounding dialog "
That killed me! 😆🤣
Me too - and script writer guy responds " almost " .
Brilliant !
What does that mean..i didn't get that joke....care to explain
@@bharathp9248 m night shyamalan is well know for making bad dialogue in his films that never sounds like what a actual person would say in a given situation
@@regwilliam5691 thank you....
And it's so true! I watched this last night.... such a cool premise but very poorly pulled off. The actors felt light junior high theater club kids.
I think even Writer Guy was kinda losing it a little at 3:47, you can hear it in his voice.
Mid-size seden must have been a very very small child and super anti aging body
He came way earlier than all and he was the only one who doesn't seem to get old in the entire film
Exactly! He never got old. Then let an actual old ass guy murder him! And nobody did anything about it!🤣
His girlfriend was his mom 🤣
Im not even surprised if he is a child with growth spurs at this point
I have to say, Mid-sized Sedan is an awesome name for a rapper.
You can really tell he's from the streets.
good one
I love this things that are a joke and at the same time are true
😂😂😂good one
Initially, he went with Moped, but it didn't have the same cred.
You can really tell M Night Shyamalan was not trying to be offensive. But don't worry, they murder all the minorities first, to make up for that.
When Writer Guy says “Yeah whatever I don’t care” to his own plots it kills me 😂
Reminds me of the cinema trailers that are in Southpark, god I love them.
"Rated Arg for pirates, F&$^ you!"
@@Elzzaw "the president of the united states is a duck?? A duck is president and the whole country is going to the dogs. Or whatever, the president is a dog, who cares. Coming June something"
This was my favorite line.
this was the line where i thought, he really is channeling m night shamalamadingdong.
watch the Super Mario PM!
The dead eyes at 3:56? Probably some of the best acting I've seen all year. Haunting.
Movies are starting to seem increasingly insane. And Ryan George seems more and more like a pillar of sanity, the more he makes videos such as this one. Bravo sir.
I think all M.Night Shyamalan movies sound completely nuts when you recount the plot. Just sometimes he manages to create a really cool mood or story or so much suspense that you just buy all the nonsense.
And then sometimes it just bombs. Lady in the Water was okay until Shyamalan had to drop that ham-fisted dig at film critics in there.
"I can't be expected to apply the rule I wrote to the rest of the movie that I wrote."
I wish this weren't the basic operating principle of most Hollywood writers.
Well he summed it up later "Yeah sure, I don't care".
Or perhaps it’s hard to make a coherent story without making rules that are very easy for a writer to forget later in the script or after like 97 edits.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 it being hard doesn't excuse it
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 you... You do realize they get paid millions of dollars for this......
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 That’s exactly what editing is for
"This vacationing cop has jurisdiction on this mystery island?"
"Sure, I don't care"
lol
The producer got dangerously close to genuine soul-searching introspection for a second there...
"Being dead is sometimes fatal" - Producer Guy
My god, this man is wise beyond belief
“Sure, I don’t care,” is my new favorite recurring line.
"Wow! wOw! woW! WOW!"
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
"Woops!" "Woopsie!"
"So you've got a movie for me?" "Yes sir, I do."
"What!?"
"OH MY GOD!"
"______ is/are tight!"
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
"I'm gonna need you to Get alllllllllllllll the way off my back about that" "OK lemme get offa that thang!"
*and*
"Well Ok then!"
*Weren't good enough for ya huh?*
@@fire15aidenspencer72 "Sure, that might as well happen"
@@indubio1 😂🙏🏻
samesies
I'm still partial to:
"I don't knooow!"
"Fair enough!"
"So you have pitch meeting for me?"
"Yes sir I do, it's Old pitch meeting"
"Then go make a new one"
That would’ve been perfect
Wow wow wow... wow! :)
Making puns is tight!
'Being dead is sometimes fatal!" Broke me lmao
I can never get enough of this guy 😂
“Being dead is sometimes fatal”
"Being dead is sometime fatal" - producer guy.
marvel has taught us that
only sometimes
I had to think for a second but that's technically true. People who's heart has stopped have been brought back to life so dying doesn't kill you 100% of the time
It's usually fatal, unless you're a character in a comic book that people somewhat remember
How would he know?, he didn't become a doctor.
“And every half hour there a year passes! Which is appropriate because that’s how long watching every half hour of this movie will feel”
🏆🏆🏆🏆 Take all the prizes. You deserve them.
The girl was 6, so did they spend 22h on the island? Because she was 50 when they swam away.
@@seppdereinzigwahre3482
Maybe. It was certainly the next day when they left.
@@timopper5488 Ok, thanks. Didn’t watch the movie.
Wow wow wow wow!
"I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about how this was kept a secret so the movie can happen, ok?"
There needs to be a pitch meeting for The Village with this EXACT SAME line.
I love how these two different guys can have some pretty serious disagreements and pretty quickly move on from them to work together on an idea. Gives me hope.
Producer guy’s existencial crisis are always a treat
They are TIGHT!
But you know... money!
oh very crisis like crisis!
Ryan is a great actor. The timing. When he looks at the script and says nothing. Twice. Gold. Acting gold.
Hilarious lol
Yeah, we have reached the pinnacle of acting. He looked at the script and said nothing. Not once, no no no, TWICE.
Far better than anyone in the movie!
And he's acting with himself, so the interpersonal timing is all editing, which is another skill entirely, so whoever does that deserves props too!
Acting Gold. Lol Yes. Yes!
"Being dead is sometimes fatal!"
Brutal honesty there!
It's the "oh no, dying is sometimes fatal" for me 😂😂
“Being dead is sometimes fatal!”
The only time it isn’t is when you die laughing from these movie pitches.
Or when you’re dead inside. Like me. 😐
Or you're a superhero
not in marvel movie
Shirou Emiya sighs in annoyance
Or Avengers.
Pitch Meetings are never getting OLD.
That was…good.
Rim shot moment! 🥁
Nice xD
good one
Wait, that’s the name of the movie!
1:20 I love how he says it’s sometimes fatal, as if he was setting up for the screenwriter guy to say that she comes back. That’s some underrated joke right there
"So did the baby have anything to do with the plot?"
"No. It does not."
"So we're just doing that just do it. Ok."
So to recap:
In the Twilight pitch meeting, producer guy simply didn’t like the concept of Jacob romantically imprinting on a baby or the fake intense battle.
THIS pitch meeting actually makes producer guy realize what he could’ve done instead of producing movies.
Way to go, M night!
Arguably the best moment from any pitch meeting: “Sigh. What are we doin?” 😂
Old and Twilight wrecked him!
@@ChrisCrossAplsauce I love the slow and steady characterization. Much better written than either of those movies! XD
M night Shyamalan had nothing to do with twilight
@@lk-ur8xf they're congratulating m night for breaking him further than twilight did. They didn't say m night made it
tbf he had acclimated to how terrible Twilight is by that point - he was born in the darkness lol.
“Oh, man, yeah, getting real close to that human-sounding dialogue!”
I was convinced that Shamalan has never spoked to another human so that's why his dialogue is always awful, but then it seems the extra isolation of the pandemic has rotted his brain even more
@@bioticjedi3864 based on his old fashioned Indian upbringing (My ex was Indian and they're very strict and her parents knew I was black but I have wavey curly natural hair so I can pass as eastern Indian) they're very robotic and stoic
I mean Hindi is evolved now but this was the late 90s and his parents were immigrants so he might just think that's how Americans speak due to his sheltered upbringing
He writes all the authoritative people like strict Indian parents
@@thepubknight6144 ooo that's really interesting, you'd think after interacting with people in his adult life he'd pick up that we don't sound like robots lmao
Kinda like "don't take my daughter's hand unless you mean it" in "The Happening".
"What? Noooo!"
1:20 - "Being dead is sometimes fatal!"
- Sounds like a Ryan George Pitch Meeting of the Bible:
"And then Jesus wants to go outside again with his twelve buddies, but his worried mom Mary warns him that it's dangerous outside and that being dead is sometimes fatal. But then he's like: well, let's see about that."
"Will spreading the word of god, getting crucified, and then rising from the dead be hard?"
@@holahola-ym1xv- LOL
I see what you did there! :-) Let's see how long it takes before someone posts the answer in this thread. ;-)
The entire baby bit, Ryan nailed every moment how that should have been delivered. Instincts and skill were on point, man.
“M Night? Didn’t he make a good movie once?”
“That depends who you ask.”
“Wow wow wow. Wow.”
I mean, depends on what you mean with "good" - he once dreamt of a couple of interesting twists and managed to turn them into movies which only work if you focus really hard on the twist without asking how much it makes sense.
He’s made several
@@southpark645 Several what is the minimum number for several 3? List them please...
@@john2g1 The Sixth Sense, Signs, Unbreakable, The Village, Split, and although I haven’t seen it yet, I’m willing to bet that The Visit is good as well. Also, I actually really liked Old
@@southpark645 I've seen The Visit and yeah, I thought it was pretty good
I'd never heard of this movie before, but when you revealed that it was a Shyamalan film, the absurdity of the plot finally made sense.
No no no it’s not Shyamalans’ fault it’s the books fault. You know it’s based on a book. 😂
@@Devilke No, any problems with the book are the author's fault. The movie's faults belong to the director, because he determines how the story goes. That's like saying Dune was a shitty movie because Frank Herbert wrote a shitty book, which is completely untrue. Any flaws with the book's story could have been fixed by the director, just as the director can add flaws that aren't in the book (good example: Millennium by John Varley). If the book's flaws are so great they cause the movie to be bad, there shouldn't have been a movie to begin with. In any case, Shyamalan has a well-earned reputation now for making movies with terrible plot twists and plot holes you could drive a Mack truck through.
@@MiguelLoya23 Got plenty of it in stock. But if you want anyone to see sarcasm in your text you have to give contextual clues. You might want to look into that, um, kind of like... /s
@@throatwobblermangrove8510 you're the man!
@@throatwobblermangrove8510 please dont tell me you got the /s from where you think you got it from
Whenever I'm sad, I watch this episode...
I don't have any more words to write than "Ryan, you're a comedic genius and this is gold!" 😂🤣
I love it when Pitch Meetings show me how utterly BS a movie is, so I don't have to waste my time watching it. Thank you Ryan.
But it still spoils you, when they review a good movie you already know what happens so you cant even see it. Plus they find a bad thing of everything
@@jollyd.joestar3937 80% of movies he does are not worth your time. The other 20% you’re probably so excited about, you’ve already watched them.
Even good movies seem like total BS when in those pitch meetings.
This was actually a good movie, I liked it.
Good, or at least entertaining, movies can have inconsistent logic or be nonsensical. It doesn’t make them bad.
Anyone else watch Pitch Meetings for movies they're on the fence about and realize they didn't miss anything and Ryan George is a Saint and saved them 1 1/2 to 2 hours of their life countless times over?!? Can't just be me...
I wish he had done one for Greenland. Wow, just wow. The dude's accent was sliding on and off like border radio. The movie had plot holes big enough to fly a big jet through. It ended and I still don't understand how any of these random people made it.
CinemaSins does the same thing for me
That and HISHE dubs have saved me hundreds of dollars too.
@@Keruso Except CinemaSins sound like assholes
Absolutely
Wonderful again !! Just saw Old today and was hoping you did one of these for it!!
M Night... The gift that keeps on giving.
His reaction to the 6-year-old pregnancy reminds me of his reaction to the Jacob and baby romance in Twilight. 🤣😂😆
...what are we doing here, man...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What
The producer has listened to hundreds of pitches, for some highly questionable movies, yet I don’t remember him ever experiencing the palpable self-disgust he displays here. Ryan George’s well runs deep.
Twilight 4...or 5. Whatever one has the weird baby
I don't think any of the 80-100 pitch meetings I have watched have been about a movie this horrible. I think if pitch meetings also gave a review score this one would get 0/10.
@@johnnytee911 yep 😂 was reminded of that one as well
Yeah, poor guy
I'll be honest, the whole children having a baby thing didn't really hit home with me at first. Then I took a moment to process that reality and my whole body shuddered.
Why, Shamallan, why
The best thing about these is that it is an excellent plot summary for movies you’ve seen or don’t want to see
Easily my favorite Pitch Meeting I’ve seen so far. I’m very late to his channel.
"Oh! A very expository child!"
So true, and such a funny way to put it.
yeah, that almost sounds like something a human would say
"Did the baby thing have an impact on the plot?"
"No, not really. Not even."
Disposable babies are TIGHT.
Hold up
wow wow wow wow wow
Nope. Just nope.
😅😅😅
This sounded funny and wrong at the same time. 😂😂😂
It's getting to the point where I just skip the movie and watch the meeting instead. Feels like reading the tv guide instead of paying for cable.
I watched this last night, and all day long - including at my desk at work - I broke into chuckles thinking about him saying 'I could have been a doctor' and the faces he was making, as Writer Guy looked at his notes. God, I love these videos.
If you wanted to do more TV shows, I'd love to see the Pitch Meeting for Hogan's Heroes. While you're at it, give Gilligan's Island a shot.
You are truly doing God's work, Ryan, bringing hours of joy to strangers!
Oh no we’re reaching twilight levels of self-reflection from the Producer Guy
I was waiting for this comment
Every now and then he realises I think he is going to quit in the final episode
i was just gonna sat that :D
I think this one hit him even harder tham twilight
@@chunkyizanagisburden The final episode will reveal they are just a single person in a mental hospital.
"Oh no, being dead is sometimes fatal"
This line cracked me up so much XD
🤣🤣🤣
Marvel: And I take that personally.
Only sometimes though
Got same energy as "people die if they killed"
Not in the Marvel universe
Every time he starts with “Yep, that’s gonna be in a movie” I lose it with tears streaming down my face.
"Oh, no, being dead is sometimes fatal." I love this show.
“so who did you have in mind to direct this movie?”
“i was thinking the guy who directed avatar?”
“yeah sure, we can totally make that happen, he’s directed a lot of great movies”
*m. night shymalan to direct ‘old’*
Thought you were talking about James Cameron lmao
@@alrightytighty1572 yeah the joke is that screenwriter ryan wanted james cameron to direct but the other ryan thought he meant m. night🤣
@@xavierramirez1911 ah
more like. M night Sham-a-lot
The 6 yr old girl gives birth !!
" Hmmm. And then the baby dies"
At first this seems funny but then the look on Ryan's face....
PRICELESS
Definitely!!!!!
Best pitch meeting yet. That M Night is just feeding it to you 😂
7:42 the only valid response to this film
I want to hear:
"I need you to get all the way off of my back."
"No. Not this time. No way."
YES!
If there's another movie like Show Dogs that is changed post-release due to some controversy, that could work.
Maybe they can have a one and one physical fight after the heated argument! 😂
for so many of these I'm just glad I don't have to watch the actual movie.
Same. Watching a 5 min pitch video about what I'm not missing is 10 billion times better.
that is, why we come here
You should actually watch this movie it’s really good, maybe, I haven’t actually seen it either
Amen. I’m never watching this garbage.
@@matthewtaylor3308 good idea
"Where did the mass come from" is the same problem I have with the alien fetus in Prometheus, you know the one that grew into a monster shortly after being born and attacks the engineer?
Ryan George Shyamalan: "This whole movie I'm making almost entirely takes place on one beach, it should be pretty easy to film."
Mother Nature: "Actually, It'll be super difficult, massive inconvenience!"
“Getting close to that human sounding dialogue” Lol. Do any of M Nights twists ever not disappoint.
6th sense, maybe unbreakable, and literally nothing else
@@stefanfilipovits21 I would add Split to that list, but it's not really a part of the plot, just a great surprise setting up the next movie.
I've only liked 2 of his movies: 6th sense and Signs. Everything else has been terrible
(I haven't seen Split)
@@stefanfilipovits21 Yup. 6th sense was great though.
@@bryanvickers yeah, I considered that one too and I agree it’s not really a twist
“So glad I didn’t fork over money for this.” How’s that for human sounding dialogue?
Same, what a shitty plottwist.
IDK how people are still giving this guy millions of dollars to keep making bad movies.
You have to pay money for movies?
Do you like hot dogs?
I actually really liked the movie
Honestly, I don't plan on watching many of these movies. But, watching their pitch meetings makes me glad they were made.