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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Tomorrow War!
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    Chris Pratt made the leap to action movie star back in 2014 with Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy, and he’s been on that path ever since. After seeing him go to war against deadly aliens with a time-travel plot in Marvel, The Tomorrow War lets audiences see him go to war against deal aliens with a time-travel plot. But like… But different.
    The Tomorrow War definitely raises some questions. Like why aren’t people in the future sending people back in time to prepare for the war instead of to come fight a losing battle? Why do they mention only recruiting people that are deceased in the future if almost everyone is? Why did Dan dive off a platform to try and save Muri? What was the point of spending the whole movie working on a toxin if they just used explosives in the end? Why didn’t they prepare their soldiers at all for the extremely dangerous mission they sent them on?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to The Tomorrow War! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @nope53926
    @nope53926 2 роки тому +16067

    Anyone else get more excited about watching Pitch Meetings than the movies themselves?

    • @geonerd
      @geonerd 2 роки тому +176

      Only about 97% of the time... ;)

    • @shanenovak5429
      @shanenovak5429 2 роки тому +181

      100% yes, especially after this movie, i was like "i cant wait to watch this movie get torn apart"

    • @KnifeCursed
      @KnifeCursed 2 роки тому +160

      Pitch Meetings are better than most movies. Hollywood is losing its capability to tell a decent story.

    • @hirvielain9013
      @hirvielain9013 2 роки тому +55

      @@KnifeCursed And that's because people keep voting for ridiculous movies with their box office money.

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 2 роки тому +42

      With movies like this, I'm more excited about watching paint dry than watching the movies themselves!

  • @AdamFunk
    @AdamFunk 2 роки тому +4317

    This plot feels like a producer watched _World War Z_ and _Edge of Tomorrow_ and just pointed wildly at the screen and yelled "Do that! Do that!" to everyone in the room.

    • @TheEvilChipmunk
      @TheEvilChipmunk 2 роки тому +228

      And they did. Only without a... you know... "script".

    • @ianjohn2648
      @ianjohn2648 2 роки тому +155

      Chris Pratt was a producer, so I mean, honestly, that makes the most sense at this point.

    • @jjeremyhunterr
      @jjeremyhunterr 2 роки тому +81

      This movie looked trash from the get go, even the trailers were bad. Usually I'm into action stuff but this.... yeah nah

    • @genghisjohn8628
      @genghisjohn8628 2 роки тому +76

      @@jjeremyhunterr trailer was a misrepresentation of the film. I honestly thought it was a good time no alcohol required, honestly enjoyed it. But that’s just me, I don’t let other people tell me how to live my life. I just experience it for myself and make my own judgement instead of letting others do it for me.

    • @abdourahmanmahdi1544
      @abdourahmanmahdi1544 2 роки тому +4

      Most accurate comment

  • @lockerius4208
    @lockerius4208 2 роки тому +2451

    "Sure, that may as well happen."
    This whole movie.

    • @lockerius4208
      @lockerius4208 2 роки тому +7

      @@terryfuldsgaming7995 I'll commit to maybe 15, but I get your point.

    • @lolgetrekt5006
      @lolgetrekt5006 2 роки тому +1

      Literally all movies ever created, except maybe for ones based on true stories

    • @somerandomchannel382
      @somerandomchannel382 2 роки тому +28

      This movie is so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed.

    • @kellnola
      @kellnola 2 роки тому +10

      yea almost all the action and dialogue in the film was gratuitous. should have been a 5m short

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 2 роки тому +2

      Facts

  • @TacitusR
    @TacitusR 2 роки тому +197

    The Tomorrow War is a very good example of what one can accomplish by linking together nothing but plot holes until one has a feature length film.

    • @Marshallgill
      @Marshallgill Місяць тому +1

      I didn't get through 10 minutes. Chris Pratt seems to be on the "I will make any movie for cash no matter how horrible" train. A pity.

    • @achanwahn
      @achanwahn Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

    • @achanwahn
      @achanwahn Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Marshallgill in fairness, this was probably in his down time when they weren't sure there'd be another Guardians movie. He's got child support, he gotta work

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 17 днів тому +1

      a plot chain, if you will

  • @brynntaylor6952
    @brynntaylor6952 2 роки тому +464

    Don’t forget about how the c4 was never placed in the first place, somehow they blew the entire ship up without actually placing any c4 to blow it up with. Magical teleporting c4.

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 2 роки тому +20

      Thats tight

    • @benformation8123
      @benformation8123 2 роки тому +47

      Listen, sir, I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that.

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 2 роки тому +8

      @@benformation8123 barely an inconvenience

    • @TrendyGamer-is2wr
      @TrendyGamer-is2wr 2 роки тому +11

      @@benformation8123 Okay, lemme get off of that thing

    • @blueplayer6197
      @blueplayer6197 2 роки тому +8

      Pretending they had the c4 placed, this implies you can kill those aliens with explosives.
      Do they not have explosives in the future? how do you get everyone dead to a bunch of aliens that can be easily damaged and killed?

  • @fredskull1618
    @fredskull1618 2 роки тому +3187

    “If they just blow up the ship, then why did they need the toxin?” - this single observation, on its own, breaks the entire movie

    • @Daergarz
      @Daergarz 2 роки тому +124

      It's like half the value of the fact that Indiana Jones did nothing in Lost Arc. 😊

    • @fredskull1618
      @fredskull1618 2 роки тому +206

      @@Daergarz Right? At least Indy’s lack of effect on the story didn’t break the movie though. In this movie, Pratt & Co spend 3/4 of the movie trying to procure the toxin only to not have it matter in the end.

    • @dyay108
      @dyay108 2 роки тому +191

      They worked on the toxin not expecting to find a ship.

    • @fredskull1618
      @fredskull1618 2 роки тому +132

      @@dyay108 yeah I know but these people aren’t real, a screenwriter dictated their actions, so I wonder if it occurred to the writer

    • @mistergrieves
      @mistergrieves 2 роки тому +159

      @@dyay108 you know this isn’t a historical event, right? The producers asked someone to write a story, and the person who wrote the story is incompetent.

  • @TailAbNormal
    @TailAbNormal 2 роки тому +5104

    This movie is the embodiment of; "I'm gonna need you to stop asking questions and get all the way off my back."

    • @jarigustafsson7620
      @jarigustafsson7620 2 роки тому +39

      something the army of the dead could have needed, BADLY!

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 2 роки тому +14

      Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!

    • @AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire
      @AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire 2 роки тому +12

      Just like the cw flash 😂

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 2 роки тому +11

      I mean not really. Everything makes sense, even if some of it is powered by coincidence.

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 2 роки тому +20

      right, and if you're writing a scifi movie thats just a recipe for a terrible movie if literally every plot point makes no sense

  • @sasaki999pro
    @sasaki999pro 2 роки тому +1664

    I appreciate the part where Ryan acknowledges how illogical it is for them risk their lives instead of warning the government but also makes a decent argument how boring it would be if they did so otherwise.

    • @RYZE_Reborn
      @RYZE_Reborn 2 роки тому +16

      They did warn but they did nothing

    • @Danielo515
      @Danielo515 2 роки тому +9

      I really liked that part too

    • @asmosisyup2557
      @asmosisyup2557 2 роки тому +4

      yeah we just got this toxin back that the world sacrificed millions of people to obtain, but nah yeah nah bro, hard pass.

    • @fideoioioi
      @fideoioioi 2 роки тому +70

      I think he is actually mocking the stupidity of these movies where the only "interesting" thing that happens is POW POW BOOM KPANG ZOOM EEK!

    • @whispersmith
      @whispersmith 2 роки тому +82

      Realistically speaking if the military industrial complex had a shot at an Alien ship they would go for it so fast and ruthlessly they'd become the new villains

  • @brettyalphaomega
    @brettyalphaomega 2 роки тому +802

    This movie was like an episode of Drunk History where the writer just tried to summarize Edge of Tomorrow, Starship Troopers, and World War Z while being completely hammered.

    • @asmosisyup2557
      @asmosisyup2557 2 роки тому +39

      dont forget Prometheus "random alien spaceship crashed but loaded with world ending bioweapons" which they shoehorned into the last 30 mins. honestly they could have just ended the movie after he got back with the vial, roll credits.

    • @intelligentelman
      @intelligentelman 2 роки тому +4

      Best comment in the history of ever.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 2 роки тому +1

      Perfect description!

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 роки тому +5

      @@asmosisyup2557 Well that was the only good part, because no way I'd buy these animal creatures could ever design, build and pilot a spaceship.

    • @tarfap.kpamber9732
      @tarfap.kpamber9732 2 роки тому +2

      Let's not forget Jumper Looper Timecop either.

  • @davidsaenz5179
    @davidsaenz5179 2 роки тому +906

    Ryan: Science and family
    Dom: "Enters pitch meeting"
    did someone say family??

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 2 роки тому +52

      then they discover that wasnt the only space ship. to destroy this next one they needed an expert team of professionals. the best humanity can offer: illegal street racers. The Tomorrow War and the Furious, in theaters now!

    • @Scientist_Salarian
      @Scientist_Salarian 2 роки тому +4

      Wrong quotation usage.

    • @EphPhaThaINC
      @EphPhaThaINC 2 роки тому +7

      Damn it, even in you tube comments, these Dom family memes are alive and well and never getting old.

    • @Detective_L
      @Detective_L 2 роки тому +13

      One last ride... for family!

    • @misterwhythewhat1416
      @misterwhythewhat1416 2 роки тому +8

      @@namekman01 Furious Tomorrow!

  • @LamiNalchor
    @LamiNalchor 2 роки тому +4996

    I always find it hilarious how people fight animals, aliens, and whatever multiple times their size with hand-to-hand combat. When a regular human would not have a chance against a chimp.

    • @dimitrivavoulis2184
      @dimitrivavoulis2184 2 роки тому +304

      jajjajjajajajaj, or even most big dogs.

    • @LamiNalchor
      @LamiNalchor 2 роки тому +169

      @@dimitrivavoulis2184 Teeth and claws were not even included in my comment.

    • @dimitrivavoulis2184
      @dimitrivavoulis2184 2 роки тому +149

      @@LamiNalchor I know, just saying, most big dogs will win in hand to hand combat with the average person, don"t take it seriously :)

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 2 роки тому +68

      Depends on the exact situation with a chimp and what you consider a regular human to boot, humans strike me as on average less fit than they used to be in developed countries but there are still lots of lifelong laborers in the world that I think could easily match a chimp by simply being handed a led pipe or preferably something longer.

    • @LamiNalchor
      @LamiNalchor 2 роки тому +91

      @@Sara3346 There are lots of is a far vaguer statement than the average. Average is quite clearly a measure to determine the precise state of a larger number/group without being confused by the individual divergences. So, the average person could not. Not to mention that we were not considered weapons. Then you can make a leap to sharp objects and so forth.

  • @thomaswelbourn55
    @thomaswelbourn55 2 роки тому +538

    I loved the fact they found a way to time travel but couldn't find where the aliens were coming from

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 роки тому +14

      Yes "worm hole" sherm hole. These hell hound aliens seem limited at best. Not as structured as the Predator crew or even the big Alien 👽 with acid blood, scary.

    • @aljabirxiju9475
      @aljabirxiju9475 Рік тому +1

      the two are unrelated so you fail.

    • @gilbert8162
      @gilbert8162 3 місяці тому +4

      @@aljabirxiju9475 They make a good point, so you fail.

  • @luvstagrind
    @luvstagrind 2 роки тому +563

    "They don't want to create a time paradox"
    That whole movie should have had a time paradox from the very moment the people from the future stepped foot onto the field

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 роки тому +34

      Forester learns he died on his daughter's 16th birthday, thus he would avoid driving a car that day and survive, and she would no longer have that memory to tell him.
      Which leaves the only logical conclusion he would never return to the past. But then he did, so *shrug*

    • @luvstagrind
      @luvstagrind 2 роки тому +31

      @@magicmulder well what gets me is if Forester killed the aliens in his present time that would have caused the people in the future to NOT have to make a time machine and history would have been rewritten in that moment and therefore everyone who died in the future should have been brought back to life since they didn't need to go to the future anymore. My guess is the writers want to go with the idea of DBZ's Trunks where instead of just going back in time they went to a different timeline altogether

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 роки тому +5

      @@luvstagrind Indeed, and that's the only viable reason Forester was devastated he couldn't save his future daughter. If there were only one timeline, he just needs to stop the aliens in his present and that future timeline where his daughter dies never happens.

    • @rickojay7536
      @rickojay7536 2 роки тому +6

      @@magicmulder it would have been easier if they went with inter diamentional time traveling where if you go to the past you just create a new timeline instead of changing the future you came from meaning you wont be affected by the butterfly effect

    • @pitchinrules88
      @pitchinrules88 Рік тому +18

      plot twist: reason why there r only 500k people left on earth in 2050 is because people from 2020 were all sent to die in future

  • @Fantastical_Rin
    @Fantastical_Rin 2 роки тому +2664

    Watching every Pitch Meeting as soon as possible is TIGHT!

  • @jpi5328
    @jpi5328 2 роки тому +3316

    "They start developing a toxin by science and family.." - Dom approves.

  • @MP197742
    @MP197742 2 роки тому +529

    My favorite part was when they had just captured the queen, and the males are all coming to rescue her, and they are suddenly able to glide like flying squirrels, which wasn’t previously established. And Chris Pratt was like “they fly now?” And his daughter is like “they fly now.” And he’s like “they fly now.”

    • @SlaughterhouseDb
      @SlaughterhouseDb 2 роки тому +95

      Somehow Palpatine Returned II: Electric Bugaloo

    • @myellatorres2110
      @myellatorres2110 2 роки тому +8

      lmfao 💀💀

    • @curiousmind616
      @curiousmind616 2 роки тому +14

      They drive cruise ships too

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Рік тому +28

      Welcome to dialogue written by millenials raised on Sponge Bob.

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 Рік тому +13

      After the queen woke up and snitched:
      "They *swim* now!"
      "They swim now."

  • @americandirtrider7662
    @americandirtrider7662 2 роки тому +356

    " you would think so because of how things work" it's probably the funniest line I've heard 🤣

    • @CigarDoug
      @CigarDoug 2 роки тому +4

      I guess Scriptwriter Guy has learned at least a LITTLE science since he started.

    • @JSu-here
      @JSu-here Місяць тому +1

      Yes, loved this line! There's no need to waste time and words on whatever blah blah physics stuff tells you that yeah that impact isn't like hitting the water from a diving board. "Because of how things work" covers it perfectly well and emphasizes how common sense and basic this really is.

  • @ratholin
    @ratholin 2 роки тому +5222

    As silly as the premise is it's not too far fetched to think that when all hope seems lost the last humans would call for their moms and dads to make the monsters go away.

    • @ScreenRant
      @ScreenRant  2 роки тому +1037

      SAVAGE

    • @redrojo22911
      @redrojo22911 2 роки тому +266

      Damn... that's deep thinking. ❤

    • @MrJSheppy16
      @MrJSheppy16 2 роки тому +115

      These writer's are gonna like you!

    • @anonymoose9315
      @anonymoose9315 2 роки тому +194

      That. Is. Literally. The. Best. Line. Like. Ever.

    • @kgh8158
      @kgh8158 2 роки тому +134

      This comment was better than the whole movie

  • @sniperflashgaming3868
    @sniperflashgaming3868 2 роки тому +1651

    The fact that they didn't have the time to use RPGs, grenade launchers, grenades, explosive rounds ect. Or have the 'technology' to create weapons that could kill the aliens when you CREATED A MACHINE THAT ALLOWED MASS TELEPORTATION OF TIME TRAVEL.

    • @shadowhawkrine1947
      @shadowhawkrine1947 2 роки тому +81

      Truer words have never been spoken

    • @ChrisOnStage2
      @ChrisOnStage2 2 роки тому +193

      It's 2051 and there's NO lasers?? No drones??? No drones with lasers??

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 2 роки тому +56

      I said this exact same thing to the 6 or 7 people I was talking to and they shot down my observation lol

    • @ManicMK
      @ManicMK 2 роки тому +73

      Yep and send back specimens to create those better weapons so in the future they have those better weapons

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 2 роки тому +233

      They somehow developed TIME TRAVEL before a toxin that can kill females. They put resources into developing TIME TRAVEL instead of into development of the toxin. TIME TRAVEL is easier than germ warfare.

  • @tomerisraeli3521
    @tomerisraeli3521 2 роки тому +177

    It's really lucky that the one guy handpicked by his kid's future version is also one of the people who landed in the pool. And that the only two people he bonded with that survived were the one guy with the claw and the one guy with the lab. And that there's this one student who is obsessed with volcanoes. And that the estranged father has this specific personality and specific skills and specific line of work they needed to complete this little jigsaw puzzle.

    • @Trisjack20
      @Trisjack20 Рік тому +3

      Super easy...

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 11 місяців тому +7

      @@Trisjack20 Barely an inconvenience.

  • @NinusMaximus
    @NinusMaximus 2 роки тому +2210

    I loved how everyone that was necessary at some point in the movie was a friend of the protagonist. We need an expert and crazy pilot. No problem, we call my dad. Now we need a scientist specialized in molecular shenanigans, no problem, call the funny guy that I know. Ok, but now we need an expert on Asian vulcanology. No worries we can talk to my teenager student.

    • @davidnewhouse4922
      @davidnewhouse4922 2 роки тому +133

      It's Armageddon meets Independence day in 2021

    • @godskook
      @godskook 2 роки тому +58

      @@davidnewhouse4922 Armageddon at least only used that trick once.

    • @dallas5609
      @dallas5609 2 роки тому +134

      It's funny though that part. He knew everyone he needed to save the world and I am here making all the wrong friends who will never help me in the future.

    • @eradict
      @eradict 2 роки тому +22

      You mean like every movie ever lol

    • @TheQuadLaunchers
      @TheQuadLaunchers 2 роки тому +25

      I mean, it isn’t that odd to know experts in multiple fields.

  • @bytesoftruth
    @bytesoftruth 2 роки тому +112

    These aliens can overturn a Humvee but get held back by 3 guys with rope. Holy inconsistency Batman!

    • @georgeedwards5451
      @georgeedwards5451 2 роки тому +7

      They mentioned in the movie that they had already hit her with dozens of doses of tranquilizer and she was sedated but not unconscious

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 роки тому +1

      The strength, weapons, size, skills, etc did seem to vary. The basic concept is not bad but the first 30-40 min moves sooo SLOW 😟... Pratt could have chose a better, more clear Sci Fi script to produce. Less complex nonsense.

    • @elliott8596
      @elliott8596 Рік тому

      There is a lot more where that came from

  • @Solitude_gaz
    @Solitude_gaz 2 роки тому +93

    “Couldn’t they just explode her?”
    😂 absolute Gold.

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 роки тому +7161

    If aliens ever attack us in the future we will call upon the inexhaustible army of Ryans.

    • @eldritchmorgasm4018
      @eldritchmorgasm4018 2 роки тому +171

      Aliens probably are affraid of us, because...
      - We might kill them
      - We could eat them
      - We would infect them with Wokeism, or alternative, burn them because they don't believe in god

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 2 роки тому +72

      @@eldritchmorgasm4018
      Number 3 is the most terrifying.

    • @BaksBaksBaks
      @BaksBaksBaks 2 роки тому +12

      ... of the Russians

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 2 роки тому +69

      Using nothing but Ryans to fight would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @MKucheran
      @MKucheran 2 роки тому +33

      Super TIGHT, barely a wowowow… wow.

  • @sacha9593
    @sacha9593 2 роки тому +1411

    This movie should have been called "Interesting strategy, the movie".

    • @RicardoPetinga
      @RicardoPetinga 2 роки тому +47

      And then someone would make that remark in the movie and executive Ryan could say "THAT's the name of the movie!" and pitch Ryan would respond "It sure is, sir!".

    • @clit_niblr0375
      @clit_niblr0375 2 роки тому +32

      More like 'Interesting concept, terrible execution.'
      No, seriously, with better script writers this movie sounds like it could have been really awesome.

    • @dimitrimxv6402
      @dimitrimxv6402 2 роки тому +24

      _"A bold move, and we can't wait to see if it pays off."_

    • @tylanol7
      @tylanol7 2 роки тому +7

      @@clit_niblr0375 i thought it was pretty good.

    • @FGOKURULES
      @FGOKURULES 2 роки тому +18

      @@tylanol7 too many God damn potholes

  • @dougjohnson1517
    @dougjohnson1517 2 роки тому +168

    Lol, when the movie told me they could kill all but like .1% of the aliens, and I kept waiting for the reason why they wouldn't do that.

    • @Lucas12v
      @Lucas12v 2 роки тому +43

      They could have just made up some bs about the aliens developing a resistance if they didn't get them all at once or something but nope, they couldn't be bothered lol.

    • @Lorkanthal
      @Lorkanthal 2 роки тому +16

      @@Lucas12v even if they could develop a resistance you've now eliminated almost all off their forces leaving you with mop up duty on the queens

    • @Lucas12v
      @Lucas12v 2 роки тому +18

      @@Lorkanthal true. I was just saying that I'd be willing to accept a little stupidity if they at least tried to explain it. You're still totally correct though.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 роки тому +14

      Main reason I was waiting for a twist. First time I saw the aliens and that humanity still had fighter squadrons with big bombs, I was like "how did they ever lose this war".

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 роки тому +1

      The white dog 🐕 like space aliens were cool BUT to think the 🌏 would dwindle down to just 500000 survivors without looting, crime, disease, food shortage is very bizarre.

  • @jedroberts10
    @jedroberts10 2 роки тому +112

    You know that the original idea was “soldiers dropping from portals in the sky to fight aliens” and then they just kinda worked backwards from there

    • @Klovaneer
      @Klovaneer Рік тому +4

      So this is WWZ, Edge of tomorrow and now also Fortnite.

    • @googlebackup-ll8fr
      @googlebackup-ll8fr Рік тому +2

      draftees ....... poor guys didnt sign up for that lmao

  • @asterpw
    @asterpw 2 роки тому +2115

    You didn't mention they had to consult with some random high school kid during class about volcanoes instead of actual scientists who specialize in volcanoes.

    • @Julie-ko2pg
      @Julie-ko2pg 2 роки тому +12

      YES

    • @Borneoian8
      @Borneoian8 2 роки тому +85

      Or you know, Google

    • @shatterpointgames
      @shatterpointgames 2 роки тому +74

      @@Heath.houston Of the entire movie that was your only issue? Them asking that kid?

    • @dezenove8449
      @dezenove8449 2 роки тому +73

      When they mentioned the guy who was crazy about vocanoes, I was 100% sure this would have to do with what saves humanity later

    • @AminePlayer1
      @AminePlayer1 2 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @99Michael
    @99Michael 2 роки тому +3378

    I believe the script was a creative writing project in the classroom where each student writes a paragraph and pushes it down the table for the next student to add to the paper.

    • @ValentineCrescent
      @ValentineCrescent 2 роки тому +65

      was it a 3rd grade assignment ?

    • @altcommand
      @altcommand 2 роки тому +52

      An exquisite corpse, if you will.

    • @epicvasu6984
      @epicvasu6984 2 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @ValiduzZ
      @ValiduzZ 2 роки тому +54

      If you've seen the credits you'll know its kinda true!
      *so* many writers/diretors/editors.

    • @Nogardtist
      @Nogardtist 2 роки тому +16

      i taught the script was writen by AI

  • @Will_WAR
    @Will_WAR Рік тому +25

    "They use science and friendship..." 😂😂😂😂

  • @nathanglover8938
    @nathanglover8938 2 роки тому +42

    I can't believe that the military knew the (probably badly injured) veterans, returning from their tour, were going to arrive several feet of the ground, and still gave them concrete to land on instead of tramplines and pillows. Brutal lol

  • @youtubeusername1252
    @youtubeusername1252 2 роки тому +696

    When I was watching the movie and they asked if he knew a “volcano expert” and they went to that kid I immediately thought of the Pitch Meeting. I am surprised it wasn’t even mentioned.

    • @jeremysmith5183
      @jeremysmith5183 2 роки тому +35

      i think it was the 'friendship' bit of 'friendship and science' to find the alien ship ...?

    • @MrConan937
      @MrConan937 2 роки тому +6

      I thought the same as you when I saw that scene. Interesting.

    • @CH-dr1dr
      @CH-dr1dr 2 роки тому +9

      Me too! This movie was actually good when it got going until the ridiculous third part

    • @coffeebreakfiction1765
      @coffeebreakfiction1765 2 роки тому +11

      I came here to comment this exact thing. How has he missed this! The volcano expert they use is a kid in the class he teaches. Come on!

    • @buzz092
      @buzz092 2 роки тому +10

      I expected him to have the producer guy immediately go "the woman in the future is his daughter isn't she" and then the screenwriter guy to coyly go "no, shut up!"

  • @Loyal_Lion
    @Loyal_Lion 2 роки тому +6

    Even with all the time travel and paradoxes, the most unrealistic part of this movie was a bunch of Americans sitting around watching soccer.

  • @markkar4663
    @markkar4663 2 роки тому +70

    I love the fact that I haven't spent a dime on movies over the last 4 or 5 years, Ryan has shown me I haven't missed a damn thing...thank you Mr. George for saving me hundreds of dollars.

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 2 роки тому +1

      I say that about free HBO weekends. I watch movies I skipped in the theater and think to myself that I made the right call there.

  • @godzillathepro5451
    @godzillathepro5451 2 роки тому +512

    "Who needs to Fight Aliens when you got family"
    -Dominic Toretto

    • @AnubisCage5000
      @AnubisCage5000 2 роки тому +8

      I read this in his voice

    • @BingleBangleBungle
      @BingleBangleBungle 2 роки тому +13

      They already went to outer space in F9, fighting aliens would be the logical next step in the next movie.

    • @WinterSo1dier
      @WinterSo1dier 2 роки тому +17

      It’s Dom’s alien second cousin that was framed for cheating in an underground intergalactic race. He was accused of using the Schwartz in his gas tank instead of nitrous. They are on the run in the outer rings from the menacing drug lord cock knocker. He brings in 2 light saber specialists to help them on their mission- blunt man and chronic.

    • @dipanjanghosal1662
      @dipanjanghosal1662 2 роки тому +3

      Loving these comments and replies

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 роки тому +2

      @@WinterSo1dier spoiler warning

  • @brooksrettig9662
    @brooksrettig9662 2 роки тому +1701

    I was hoping you'd mention how they were picking up extra ammo off the dead in the beginning. But then no one has to reload for the entire film.

    • @Noble713
      @Noble713 2 роки тому +51

      Yeah I was surprised they were that careless in such a big-budget modern action film. Like, who was the stunt coordinator or choreographer or whatever? Definitely not a movie from the producers of John Wick.

    • @jmbanksSPI
      @jmbanksSPI 2 роки тому +54

      Also no one is using a caliber that makes sense the entire movie.

    • @Jaslath
      @Jaslath 2 роки тому +31

      @@jmbanksSPI
      *Also no one is using a caliber that makes sense the entire movie.*
      JK Simmons character actually did use a decent caliber, imo.

    • @ValentineCrescent
      @ValentineCrescent 2 роки тому +45

      @@Noble713 that's what blew my mind. The movie literally had everything to make it a decent sci-fi, a 200 million budget, decent actors, good plot. But that script.... I could've wrote a better script holy fuvk.

    • @richardgalli7262
      @richardgalli7262 2 роки тому +3

      @@jmbanksSPI Large capacity grenade launchers or SAW's or maybe triple barrel 50 cals (but your average human cant carry and shoot one of them)

  • @CalixtoErico
    @CalixtoErico Рік тому +14

    I honestly do not expect Cris Pratt films to be any better than this.

  • @Magnusfication
    @Magnusfication 9 місяців тому +4

    Well, looks like im on another Pitch Meeting binge. Skipping work to watch Pitch Meetings is tight!

  • @willvgo2950
    @willvgo2950 2 роки тому +346

    "using science and family" I hope they have a background in underground illegal street racing.

    • @p5009
      @p5009 2 роки тому +4

      Looooool

    • @amankg7
      @amankg7 2 роки тому +8

      Well obviously. That should make them eligible for any kind of science stuff

    • @Orgrider609
      @Orgrider609 2 роки тому +5

      Why is this not top comment?!
      You've been robbed.

    • @NeoConker626
      @NeoConker626 2 роки тому +1

      DED

    • @barendleroux6618
      @barendleroux6618 2 роки тому

      Loooool🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ahishayanams4565
    @ahishayanams4565 2 роки тому +561

    Watching the Pitch Meeting without watching the movie is TIGHT!!! 😂😂

    • @vormina9808
      @vormina9808 2 роки тому +56

      Watching the Pitch Meeting so I don't have to sit through ridiculous bland garbage is TIGHT!!!

    • @fyrep0w3r
      @fyrep0w3r 2 роки тому +20

      It's super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @csours
      @csours 2 роки тому +12

      In this case, you basically just watched the movie.

    • @rishiaman2288
      @rishiaman2288 2 роки тому +1

      copy

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 2 роки тому +14

      And it saves money! Money is that stuff that we love.

  • @Nota_Frogg
    @Nota_Frogg 2 роки тому +13

    "Science and family"
    "Science and friendship"
    They should've made a anime version

  • @beady0081
    @beady0081 Рік тому +25

    I love the fact that they time travel into the future and are immediately told they don't have much time! That was the only bit of this that was fully in their control!

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector Рік тому +4

      That was actually explained in the movie, the way time travel works in it they can only jump a specific amount of time. Every second they spend in the past, is a second later they jump into the future.

  • @RickTroutner
    @RickTroutner 2 роки тому +472

    Why aren't writers and producers not just going to Ryan George first to pitch their movie to see how their pitch meeting will become a pitch meeting

    • @richtifilmpalast5373
      @richtifilmpalast5373 2 роки тому +50

      Writers and producers going to Ryan George first to pitch their movies would be tight!
      Unfortunately after 30 seconds they'd be like: "Listen George, we need you to get aaaaall the way off our back now!"

    • @Noir0rioN
      @Noir0rioN 2 роки тому +6

      Look, I'm gonna need you to get ALLLLL the way off my back about why producers don't use the ascerbic wisdom of "Pitch Meetings" for the betterment of their own pitch meetings, okay?

    • @Draugo
      @Draugo 2 роки тому +4

      Some are already trying to make their movies "honest trailer proof" so we're getting there.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +1

      If you think that's meta...you haven't dug into the solo(s) projects.

    • @XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev
      @XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev 2 роки тому +5

      Writers and producers lack this one simple trait that most human beings have by nature... common sense.

  • @smexehcougah3
    @smexehcougah3 2 роки тому +415

    I guess "Terminator if it was Written by the Fast and Furious Guys" isn't a very catchy title.

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 2 роки тому +10

      aw, come on, that sounds real catchy

    • @kingstongreen6041
      @kingstongreen6041 2 роки тому +17

      You meant to say "Terminator ALIENS if it was written by the Fast and Furious Guys" ... lol🤣

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 2 роки тому +2

      @@kingstongreen6041 on shrooms ;)

    • @mushrooka
      @mushrooka 2 роки тому +2

      You mean Prometheus?

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 2 роки тому +4

      @@mushrooka OH yeah. Ridley shot himself in both knees with that one ;) **rolling-donut-scene-comes-to-mind** **shudders** ;)

  • @lightningboltz333
    @lightningboltz333 Рік тому +13

    Just finished watching this movie then immediately jumped over to UA-cam to see if there was a pitch meeting for it. Was super happy to find it already done. 2 thumbs up my man. 😁👍👍

  • @SovietReunionYT
    @SovietReunionYT 5 місяців тому +6

    This has to be a contender for "Most plot holes pointed out in a single pitch meeting".

  • @MrLee-cy1pw
    @MrLee-cy1pw 2 роки тому +429

    Ryan George clearly understands this movie more than the people who wrote it.

    • @terrathaw
      @terrathaw 2 роки тому +27

      This movie is dumber than alien covenant and isn't even as fun as popcorn movies like Pacific rim or battleship.

    • @foxreviews2292
      @foxreviews2292 2 роки тому +4

      @@terrathaw a piece of crap as expected...no wonder why Tarantino is considered almost a god...

    • @Rawlsrocks
      @Rawlsrocks 2 роки тому +13

      Exactly! I really don't understand how the people who wrote the story for this movie couldn't see all those really obvious plot holes. I mean I'm all in favor of entertaining action scenes but why is it so damn hard to create a plot without multiple major plot holes?

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 2 роки тому +4

      @@Rawlsrocks you act as though the plot was the point of the movie. It's just the thing linking those action scenes together, nothing more.

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef 2 роки тому +5

      Ryan is trying to maximize logic and minimize convenient coincidences, the movie studio is playing a game of lowest common denominator screenwriting, in an effort to maximize ticket sales

  • @thomasrowan2438
    @thomasrowan2438 2 роки тому +920

    “This one lady gets sent to the future and she’s still wearing her office clothes from work” - 💀

    • @rakisyc
      @rakisyc 2 роки тому +21

      Its a mod costume 😅

    • @chrisclement6789
      @chrisclement6789 2 роки тому +50

      I think the actor who was meant to play the part didn't show up that day. So one of the assistants to the movie executives overseeing this garbage film decided to jump in and do the scene. They thought nobody would notice.

    • @martinrc80
      @martinrc80 2 роки тому +6

      I felt that one.

    • @frankcastle9691
      @frankcastle9691 2 роки тому +11

      With a tactical vest over it.

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 2 роки тому +30

      @@frankcastle9691 and standard army issue high heels...

  • @BoyNamedSue4
    @BoyNamedSue4 2 роки тому +12

    I’ll say this. As a postal worker, the Amazon boxes where a nice change of pace from the normal ones.

  • @drsavage3262
    @drsavage3262 2 роки тому +22

    I can't begin to explain how much I look forward to these pitch meetings! You always slay and your taglines are the best.. I especially love the "Super easy, barely an inconvenience." As well as the "Wow wow wow... Wow!" As well as everything in between haha! Keep up the great work brotha!

  • @tomwill313
    @tomwill313 2 роки тому +386

    “You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.”~ Zap Brannigan

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 2 роки тому +20

      The best man for the job

    • @virginiathornton
      @virginiathornton 2 роки тому +20

      Zap Brannigan's shorts are TIGHT

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 2 роки тому +28

      "Whatever it is, I'm prepared to send wave after wave of my own men to die for it. Right, men?!"
      "YOU SUCK!"

    • @GizmoDuck_1860
      @GizmoDuck_1860 2 роки тому +20

      If we hit that bullseye those dominoes will come crashing down like house of cards. Checkmate.

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 2 роки тому +2

      It would all the sense if Zapp was the one behind the bring people to the future to fight an already lost war plan.

  • @alcazar123456
    @alcazar123456 2 роки тому +190

    I love how the producer has gotten more and more enthusiastic and excited to hear the pitches over the years. I don’t blame him with how talented this writer is! 😂

    • @ts25679
      @ts25679 2 роки тому +10

      He does make him a lot of 💰🤑

    • @JFinker73
      @JFinker73 2 роки тому +10

      Being enthusiastic is tight

  • @supathxavier7995
    @supathxavier7995 2 роки тому +16

    I only watched this movie so that I can fully enjoy and understand all the contexts of the pitch meeting. Like usual, Ryan is just too hilarious.

  • @JayronWhitehaus
    @JayronWhitehaus Рік тому +13

    that "then they use science and friendship to..." killed me. I fell out of my chair. I hit my head. I'm suing you because that was too funny hahaha.

  • @courtzfrancis8104
    @courtzfrancis8104 2 роки тому +200

    I like how inventing time travel is easier than fighting a war against aliens

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 2 роки тому +16

      Like in Terra Nova TV show where was easier to build time machine to travel to time of dinosaurs that fight against climate change and pollution.

    • @OhNoNotAgain42
      @OhNoNotAgain42 2 роки тому +11

      @@ExtremeMadnessX I never watched Terra Nova, but I’ve always wondered why they chose the time of dinosaurs to go back to. Seems dangerous. There was a much longer time period when earth would have been livable before the existence of giant, carnivorous lizards. Also, how did the humans plan to survive the upcoming asteroid impact?

    • @DMS-pq8
      @DMS-pq8 2 роки тому +18

      @@ExtremeMadnessX They didn't build a time machine, they found a temporal rift. And yes its scary that I know this about a 10yr old show that lasted one season

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 2 роки тому +1

      @@OhNoNotAgain42 As I remember they went back few millions of years before impact.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 2 роки тому +4

      @@DMS-pq8 Still... going back in time of dinosaurs and not trying to stop pollution is just ...ridiculous.

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 2 роки тому +274

    "Sure that may as well happen" is an underrated running gag on this show.

    • @jamesfromthecomputer
      @jamesfromthecomputer 2 роки тому +1

      I don't know how it's underrated when they put it in every episode of pitch meeting and everyone loves it

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 2 роки тому +8

      @@jamesfromthecomputer It's underrated compared to "super easy, barely an inconvenience. "

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 2 роки тому

      And most Hollywood movies these days...

    • @enhanced6892
      @enhanced6892 2 роки тому +2

      i love how sleazy the writer and producer always are.

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 2 роки тому +15

    Can't forget to mention the fact that the queen chases after the protagonists instead of running away to produce more offspring while also having no protection from the males.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 роки тому +1

      They could not decide whether the aliens were intelligent or not. During the first fight one appears to be bellowing commands to two others, but that never comes up again. Rest of the movie they behave like starved animals.

    • @crazypeopleonsunday7864
      @crazypeopleonsunday7864 2 роки тому +1

      She could have been mourning and in anguish over the deaths of her... whatever they were to her. She just might have not been thinking clearly and wanting revenge.

  • @zig9260
    @zig9260 2 роки тому +16

    Dude, you are freaking legend at this! I enjoy every single pitch! :D

  • @thehighllama8101
    @thehighllama8101 2 роки тому +460

    For the ending, I was expecting Chris Pratt and his team to accidentally release the monsters on the world. Pratt would then go home, so embarrased and humiliated, he would not tell his family what he had done. So, he becomes an alcoholic and leaves his family, only to die in a car accident.

    • @dkisausome
      @dkisausome 2 роки тому +30

      Bruh...

    • @BRNDMYR
      @BRNDMYR 2 роки тому +5

      Same here!

    • @dalurinzinia829
      @dalurinzinia829 2 роки тому +16

      oh damn, that will be worthy having a sequel.

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 2 роки тому +10

      Jesus christ why can people not understand the time travel in this. ITS NOT THE SAME TIMELINE. NO ONE WENT BACK IN TIME IN THE FIRST TIMELINE, ITS NOT A PARADIX

    • @thehighllama8101
      @thehighllama8101 2 роки тому +85

      @@WhiteKnuckleRide512 Relax, Avery, I didn't call it a paradox. In my original comment, I said "I was expecting Chris Pratt and his team to unleash the monsters..." The key word: "expecting". It was something that I thought might happen while I was watching the movie. I was expecting the movie to have a plot twist like the original Terminator or 12 Monkeys, where the characters are basically stuck in a repeating, paradoxical cycle. Why? Because, at the beginning of the film, there is nothing convincing enough to indicate that Chris Pratt would ever leave his family, as his daughter in the future tells him he eventually does, except for some major or extreme reason. I am not convinced Pratt would leave his family simply because he did not get the job he wanted (like at the beginning of the film). However, if Chris Pratt failed to stop the catastrophe, or inadvertently caused it, that would be a convincing reason for him to become a distant father and husband who abandons his family.

  • @savageraccoon787
    @savageraccoon787 2 роки тому +488

    The movie in a nutshell:
    You'd think so but no...

    • @PaperPlateClorox
      @PaperPlateClorox 2 роки тому +3

      Exactly. I was so mad

    • @asryazman3679
      @asryazman3679 2 роки тому

      So its good or bad?

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 2 роки тому +3

      @@asryazman3679 From what I've seen that entirely depends on whether or not you personally have a need for things to make sense. If you don't: great movie. If you do: not so much.

    • @sniperflashgaming3868
      @sniperflashgaming3868 2 роки тому

      @@creativedesignation7880 perfect explanation 😂

  • @nealthomson9505
    @nealthomson9505 2 роки тому

    Awesome way to put it. . .
    Thank you for your time and effort.
    TGC
    Blessings:)

  • @rajarshivaidya444
    @rajarshivaidya444 10 місяців тому

    I really like the way both ryans act in this and similar videos rather than the older or more recent videos. Changes of expression more visible in this producer guy than the others.

  • @webdevaquib
    @webdevaquib 2 роки тому +587

    Giving reference of science and "family" is TIGHT.

    • @alexiocatan5602
      @alexiocatan5602 2 роки тому +4

      I hated this movie - not worth the watch

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 2 роки тому +6

      @@alexiocatan5602 I'm pretty tolerant of bad movies, and especially tolerant of bad scifi, but this really does sound very much like one of the larger wastes of people's time and of limited planetary resources inflicted on humanity by the 'entertainment' industry!

    • @nintenvlogz
      @nintenvlogz 2 роки тому +5

      @@vikiai4241 did you watch the movie? Because I actually liked it

    • @XDarksoulX1129
      @XDarksoulX1129 2 роки тому +3

      Why is family in quotations

    • @scythegaming99
      @scythegaming99 2 роки тому +2

      I liked the movie, a little just action movie to pass the time

  • @JustinZarian
    @JustinZarian 2 роки тому +446

    The first thing on my mind after watching this was “Man, Ryan George will have a field day with this movie if he decides to make a pitch meeting for it.” So I’m glad to see I was right!

    • @justinstoll4955
      @justinstoll4955 2 роки тому +13

      Right! Thinking about Ryan's Pitch Meeting was the only reason to finish this garbage movie.

    • @mynameisjoedahand3008
      @mynameisjoedahand3008 2 роки тому +7

      Making a super generic comment just to get likes is TIGHT!

    • @JustinZarian
      @JustinZarian 2 роки тому +2

      @@mynameisjoedahand3008 also, hey man, just let people have fun with these.

    • @mynameisjoedahand3008
      @mynameisjoedahand3008 2 роки тому +6

      @@JustinZarian I did. That's why I said it was TIGHT!

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 2 роки тому

      Predicting the future is TIGHT

  • @number1mouse
    @number1mouse 2 роки тому

    Love these! Keep em coming, please!
    OH! Also maybe do Escape From New York?
    Just a thought….

  • @dudemcmuffing1954
    @dudemcmuffing1954 2 роки тому +1

    Love your pitch meetings 🤯🤯🤠🥳🥸😎🤓🧐😕😟🙁☹😮😯😯😲😲😳😳🥺🥺😦😧😨😨😰😥😈😈👿💀💀☠💩💩🙀👹😿😾😾👻🙈👻👽👾👾👾

  • @u1tmt
    @u1tmt 2 роки тому +812

    I feel like we need to recognize how jacked JK Simmons is in this

    • @Getvictd744
      @Getvictd744 2 роки тому +18

      I will 👋🏾. Lol I was thinking he's buffer than Picard😁

    • @Krafty
      @Krafty 2 роки тому +22

      I know, right? I was not expecting that haha dude's been putting in the work!

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ 2 роки тому +10

      Right!? God damn, he’s so attractive.

    • @em_ma_
      @em_ma_ 2 роки тому +8

      His muscles were mesmerising

    • @mevinsmiley5210
      @mevinsmiley5210 2 роки тому +9

      Best part of the flick.

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 2 роки тому +572

    I think Hollywood has been conducting this long-term experiment to see just how indefensible the script can get before audiences finally say, "Enough!".

    • @windsaw151
      @windsaw151 2 роки тому +40

      The experiment is long over. The result is: We will get with everything!

    • @rapperbest131
      @rapperbest131 2 роки тому +6

      That's also Kanye West shoes......

    • @michaelwestmoreland2530
      @michaelwestmoreland2530 2 роки тому +23

      I keep waiting for it to happen here! I keep WAITING for Producer guy to just "....no. No, no no. No. That's...I don't want the movie that bad. I love money, you know I do, but...no. I don't want to contribute to the end of human culture. We can do better. New script."

    • @heyokaikaggen6288
      @heyokaikaggen6288 2 роки тому +17

      @@windsaw151 Yes, I'm pretty sure that The Emoji Movie was all the final, conclusive proof that was needed.

    • @heyokaikaggen6288
      @heyokaikaggen6288 2 роки тому +8

      @@michaelwestmoreland2530 I think he was nearly broken by the Twilight Saga, or it may have been 50 Shades, I can't be sure now.

  • @ItsHyomoto
    @ItsHyomoto Рік тому +2

    The cut to Dan when Ryan goes, "Oh yeah, I think you cracked it." is one of the finest edits ever made.

  • @jonoliver5053
    @jonoliver5053 2 роки тому +10

    That whole never using the Mcguffin thing definately threw me when I watched the movie. I was hoping to at least see some alien melting bullets

    • @Lucas12v
      @Lucas12v 2 роки тому

      They did use it a little at the end.

    • @jonoliver5053
      @jonoliver5053 2 роки тому +1

      @@Lucas12v True, but it didn't work any better than a high power rifle. What is the point of a superweapon that has to be injected to the enemy one by one by hand.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 роки тому +3

      @@jonoliver5053 Also whatever happened to "mass produce" it? They had a few decades. No need to risk the only flask they had in a suicide mission.

  • @sona7957
    @sona7957 2 роки тому +273

    “Fighting aliens with toxins and hand-to-hand combat is easy when you got family” - Vin Diesel, probably

    • @jamesfromthecomputer
      @jamesfromthecomputer 2 роки тому +3

      I thought about fast and the furious too lmao

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 2 роки тому +5

      "That's because he did illegal street racing."

    • @Queinty
      @Queinty 2 роки тому +1

      Fighting aliens with toxins and hand-to-hand combat is TIGHT!

    • @tedjonnson4649
      @tedjonnson4649 2 роки тому +1

      Thats gonna be in the next movie lmao

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 2 роки тому

      This movie is a billion times better than fast and the furious even wishes it could be.

  • @wusenrob
    @wusenrob 2 роки тому +981

    Can't believe you didn't mentionned the protagonists asking an incredibly important question for the future and safety of mankind to a volcano-enthusiast child instead of asking to at least one of the hundreds of thousands of expert volcanologists worldwide.

    • @LeoBladini
      @LeoBladini 2 роки тому +39

      yeah, i expected that bit from Ryan, he didn't.

    • @LeoBladini
      @LeoBladini 2 роки тому +26

      he didn't mention either that the end of the movie is like a ripoff of Alien

    • @Queinty
      @Queinty 2 роки тому +6

      @@LeoBladini I know right, I watched it thinking 'I got a line for this' every five minutes

    • @atomosvrial1708
      @atomosvrial1708 2 роки тому +60

      Or his daughter taking him along to catch the queen then telling him to stay in the chopper for no reason.

    • @dahleno2014
      @dahleno2014 2 роки тому +6

      I’m guessing it’s probably 10’s of thousands of expert volcanologists. Hell, it may simply be thousands of them.

  • @the_crius
    @the_crius 2 роки тому +2

    I can't believe you missed the opportunity to mention that is an high schooler that basically solve "where the alien ship is". That was really on another level.

  • @Bill23799
    @Bill23799 2 роки тому +4

    I recently watch this film. I thought it was going to be so bad it would be hard to watch.
    To my surprise it was really easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @austenlindberg3615
    @austenlindberg3615 2 роки тому +318

    "...develop a female toxin using science and family..."
    Vin Diesel: [heavy breathing]

  • @Joshua-lo9ex
    @Joshua-lo9ex 2 роки тому +808

    "develop the toxin using science and family" Should have gotten the fast team in on this. Time travel is next on their to-do I'm sure. They are all about family...they won't shut up about it.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah that was the joke. Because Ryan made a pitch meeting about all of the Fast movies recently.

    • @walmartpimp2
      @walmartpimp2 2 роки тому +9

      Funny thing is for the first few movies the only two family members were Dom and Mia, everyone else was either a friend or romantic interest.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 2 роки тому +5

      @@walmartpimp2 Friends are family, I guess

    • @walmartpimp2
      @walmartpimp2 2 роки тому +1

      @@Marquis-Sade No, just no. They're friends.

    • @antcow1239
      @antcow1239 2 роки тому +12

      Attach the toxin to a Frankenstein car of some kind and Tokyo drift it into the ship.
      I can see that.

  • @richardshort9798
    @richardshort9798 2 роки тому +11

    Never had a movie deserved a “Pitch Meeting” more than this movie. I told my brother if he ignored the basic movie rules for time travel and you might be able to enjoy it.

  • @playtime5234
    @playtime5234 2 роки тому

    Wow, you are so accurate destroying plot holes and literally the whole movie. I've seen it and had similar concerns.

  • @fernandohidalgo6038
    @fernandohidalgo6038 2 роки тому +603

    You missed the part where they ask volcano science to a HIGHSCHOOLER

    • @davidolsen1222
      @davidolsen1222 2 роки тому +36

      No. As the most plausible part of the movie it was just allowed to slide.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 2 роки тому +28

      @@davidolsen1222 Wow wow wow wow wow.....wow.

    • @zoephoto1666
      @zoephoto1666 2 роки тому +4

      I was waiting for that too lol

    • @garthgersten3832
      @garthgersten3832 2 роки тому +21

      It’s not like Charlie who was chair of a science department at Georgia Tech knows any vulcanologists

    • @davidolsen1222
      @davidolsen1222 2 роки тому +14

      Look some random White Spike born in the US would not still have some volcano stuff under it's claws. That's the silly part. Some highschooler being OCD about a subject and being a fine person to ask about it is not the weirdest.

  • @johnmcghee9229
    @johnmcghee9229 2 роки тому +330

    I now watch movies thinking about what this dude is going to say.

  • @axioma1123
    @axioma1123 2 роки тому +3

    This is my new way of watching movies, just this. Forget the actual movie, just give me Ryan George talking about it.

  • @Soupy_loopy
    @Soupy_loopy 2 роки тому

    Glad I'm not the only one asking these questions

  • @Loyal_Lion
    @Loyal_Lion 2 роки тому +188

    "Sure, that may as well happen."
    Not sure why but this line made me laugh uncontrollably

    • @jacksputrid
      @jacksputrid 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @adreanmarantz2103
      @adreanmarantz2103 2 роки тому +1

      It's the calm resignation of it all, when one has accepted his lot in life. His fate.

  • @raccoon3271
    @raccoon3271 2 роки тому +90

    The most unrealistic part of the movie is the fact that Americans were watching football on Christmas.

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 2 роки тому +8

      You need to say soccer, since the setting and people are Americans.
      Realistically, Americans are not watching soccer on Christmas.
      Watching football isn't far fetched since they do it on Thanksgiving.

    • @threenumbnuts
      @threenumbnuts 2 роки тому +1

      @@TraceguyRune yeah NFL on Christmas is definitely a thing

    • @DhQs
      @DhQs 2 роки тому

      Its soccer and Brazil was playing

    • @jaxager
      @jaxager 2 роки тому

      @@DhQs Soccer and football are the same thing and what difference does it make that it was Brazil playing?

    • @DhQs
      @DhQs 2 роки тому +1

      @@jaxager cuz Brazil its one of the best soccer teams since 1950's

  • @invaderjae
    @invaderjae 2 роки тому +27

    Just watched this last night. Went in knowing it wasn't gonna make any sense and that I just need to enjoy it. Needless to say. I did enjoy it. But I will say, holy crap they could have done some many things that would have easily fixed all this without sending people to the future to die. lol

  • @fixchoose2861
    @fixchoose2861 2 роки тому +2

    This is the one series of videos I'll still be watching when I'm in my deathbed

  • @johntumahab323
    @johntumahab323 2 роки тому +473

    This movie script was like a first draft they just decided to go with.

    • @deusexmachina9776
      @deusexmachina9776 2 роки тому +8

      Facts

    • @Jay_Johnson
      @Jay_Johnson 2 роки тому +6

      Yet some details like the 2022 Qatar World Cup being in December are in there.

    • @coolioso808
      @coolioso808 2 роки тому +16

      Sounds like the result of an Exec. at Amazon Prime just yelling "We just need content! It doesn't need to be good! Just content!"

    • @florianreinhardt4689
      @florianreinhardt4689 2 роки тому +2

      @@Patrick-jj5nh It's Qatar, you basicly have to do it in December

    • @jarink1
      @jarink1 2 роки тому +2

      @@coolioso808 You just described Amazon's "Without Remorse"!

  • @EvanBPeters
    @EvanBPeters 2 роки тому +437

    I don’t watch movies any more, I just watch the Pitch Meetings.

    • @EvanBPeters
      @EvanBPeters 2 роки тому +16

      @@matthewkuhl79 it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @pftburchell5197
      @pftburchell5197 2 роки тому +6

      Oh no, this movie is worth watching.

    • @kavehteimory6413
      @kavehteimory6413 2 роки тому

      This one is definitely worth watching tho!

    • @dkisausome
      @dkisausome 2 роки тому +2

      They're funnier if you've seen the movies though.

    • @lockerius4208
      @lockerius4208 2 роки тому +2

      I would also recommend the critical drinkers movie rants. It's just him, a bottle of whisky, and a picture of Tatiana.....

  • @MikeBoleschampmanproductions
    @MikeBoleschampmanproductions 2 роки тому

    We love what you do keep it up.

  • @MoxieMike66
    @MoxieMike66 2 роки тому

    I never got one of those ads, and I've ordered a few things this year. Huh.

  • @wafiqnasna4638
    @wafiqnasna4638 2 роки тому +553

    "Anyone who falls into the pool is perfectly fine"
    Minecraft logic

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 2 роки тому +8

      Isn't that... Didn't Hitler write that?

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 2 роки тому +5

      What about those that don't fall into the "pool?!?!"

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 2 роки тому +12

      @@graphicsgod * splat *

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 2 роки тому +9

      I fell from orbit, but I landed in a puddle so I’m fine.

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 2 роки тому +3

      @@willvgo2950 and Godwin’s law is proven yet again.

  • @973daydreamer
    @973daydreamer 2 роки тому +185

    Whilst watching this film I had to pause it several times to hold my head in my hands. I got through it by reminding myself that after it was over I would get to watch the pitch meeting.

    • @rrobey169
      @rrobey169 Рік тому +8

      I had almost the exact experience

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Рік тому +6

      I've actually watched some pretty bad movies just to fully appreciate the Pitch Meeting :')

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 6 місяців тому

      I watched this movie just now. I think there were three or four, maybe five times? That I had to pause the movie and rewind it a few minutes and be like did I just miss some thing? Every time the answer was no, I didn’t. It’s just full of complete illogic and plot holes.

    • @DagOnFire07
      @DagOnFire07 5 місяців тому

      Here's a tip: you get to watch the Pitch Meeting without ever having to watch the movie! Think of the time you save!

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter 2 роки тому +3

    I love these pitch meetings. The Ryans are a treasure. And if ever there was a movie that exemplifies, "Because that's the way I wrote it." This is it.

  • @happyspaceinvader508
    @happyspaceinvader508 7 місяців тому +1

    In most pitch meetings, Ryan reveals plot holes I hadn’t seen myself, but for this film I’d seen every single one.

  • @deadNightwatchman
    @deadNightwatchman 2 роки тому +80

    "You'd think so because of how things work..."
    I can see a new catchphrase on the horizon.

  • @JacobIsrael
    @JacobIsrael 2 роки тому +680

    Genius as always! Bravo

  • @sean2susini
    @sean2susini 2 роки тому +4

    “ They spent the whole movie working on that thing” 😂

  • @emanuelebolli6437
    @emanuelebolli6437 2 роки тому +1

    now i'm sad i didn't order anything on Amazon last summer. i really want those packagings with the movie's ad on them

  • @sahumullasaud4837
    @sahumullasaud4837 2 роки тому +223

    "They're gonna try to run away instead of taking care of the thing thats causing the situation they're currently in. "
    Why do I feel personally attacked by this.

  • @TOxDx
    @TOxDx 2 роки тому +99

    “They use science and family” 😂

    • @fexbio
      @fexbio 2 роки тому +7

      They also use science and friendship. So, you know. Variety.

    • @brose04008
      @brose04008 2 роки тому +3

      F9 logic

    • @Acemancello
      @Acemancello 2 роки тому +3

      It's only a matter of time until they bring time travel into the fast and furious franchise franchise

    • @Ultimime
      @Ultimime 2 роки тому

      He's putting Easter eggs in his pitches now, I can't even 😂