i guess if you have the track record of Chris and the whole internet saying things like in Nolan we trust studios can be very generous. for incessant it took martin Scorsese 20 years to get the funding fir the Irishman.
Next Christopher Nolan movie: just literally watching the minute hands of a clock make a 360 degree rotation but with really good but loud music in the background
yes they can. Also hate nolan himself and the sentiment that what he does is the equivalent of 'smart' Hollywood. but yer comment is fkn funny and bang on
I kinda fear going into the comment sections of Nolan movies because every thread is just a full on 'exquisite movie taste' warfare on how the guy is the father of directors by die hard fans whom have never watched any other directors' work in their lives. It's the same old formula, time reversal, science, a bit of emotion and Hans Zimmer.
Props to this guy for not understanding physics while writing Fast and Furious instalments and now years later, explaining time inversion. Immensely inspirational journey.
It just took me way longer than could be justified in any way to figure out that you were neither taking about Ryan, nor Christopher Nolan, but about Writer Guy.
@@Kerbezena seems to be an on point comment then when commenting about a movie that takes you "way longer that could be justified in any way to figure out"
I like the consistency to the "pitch meeting" cinematic universe that the nose bleed at the end adds, here. During The stranger things pitch meeting, the director said he gets nose bleeds when uses his brain too hard.
The degree of difficulty on display here in trying to explain the inexplicable while also being funny and entertaining is off the charts good. I imagine Ryan's script would have taken a lot of work to get this tight. A master-class.
@@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness I think Rand Kin is just commenting on how the ad placement during could the video could be comically appreciated. At least as a parody to the movie and its disruptive plot.
I mean they do say, the Russian guy has lot of inverted equipment so he knows where the algorithm is, so, he sends his inverted henchmen to protect it.
@@Roderykz except that we never saw Sator had an army before just like we never saw Neil's army......make a call and they just appear. Where are they from? How much do they know? We can only imagine.
OMG!! I LOVED where he put on the LOUD music to explain something important. That was pretty much my entire movie experience. A lot of complicated stuff going on that's explained through conversations that I COULD NOT HEAR! I turned to my roommate to ask "Hey, so am I going deaf, or is the dialog hard to hear? Is it must me?" "No, not just you."
Let's be fair -- the dialogue wasn't always drowned out by absurdly loud music. Sometimes it was drowned out by trains rushing by, crashing ocean waves, or people mumbling in gas masks. Seriously, I gave up on this movie because I couldn't understand anything anyone was saying.
I think it also highly depends on the setting you watched this in. Usually when you watch a movie meant for Dolby 5.1 and you watch it on stereo speakers they mix in everything from the other channels and you have no control about how loud the music is in comparision to the dialog... well and here you need to have at least 7.1 or something above that or you do not even need to start thinking about hearing dialog in those scenes.
@michaelklaus in 2004 or so, we tried to watch a DVD of LOTR on my grandparents TV (not an old tv) and no one could hear what anyone was saying because everything else was so loud. I e never seen any of LOTR, because I figured they were all like that. So these movies are designed for theaters, and screw you if you don't invest a lot of money into a setup at home. Cool.
Nah, if he was self aware she'd have said "Don't try to be emotionally involved in any of this, just trudge onwards through the endless exposition so you can pretend you're smart by explaining what happened to the people who fell asleep". :P
yeah lol like you're sending this guy on a super secret mission and he doesn't even need to understand what's going on. The plot will just carry on by itself
@@grantmalone Wouldn't say the movie was boring, it was just confusing to the point where people were unable to understand and therefore, found it hard to care. But once you understand, the movie gets very interesting.
I hope to God you're kidding. The description of this movie makes ZERO sense, so if the actual movie is worse than this incoherent mess of a trailer, it would be almost unwatchable...
At the point where he's trying to understand if it makes sense was my whole movie experience. Hard to enjoy the damn thing when I'm constantly in the past trying to catch up. &*^% this movie.
I just rewatched Tenet at home and I think i caught everything. It actually might’ve been the theater’s fault, unless the version I watched (bootleg) was redubbed.
Definitely wasn't you. I had to watch it in two parts because when I first watched the first hour I got so infuriated at the fact that I had to go back all the time to try to understand what they said that I just opted to turn it off instead. Even though english isn't my first language I consider myself quite fluent and profound in speaking and listening to it and consume pretty much all media in english, however, the mixture of them mumbling (for dramatic purposes I guess as in every movie) and the loud and constant background music made it so exhausting to watch. Hell, I think even in the scene were he meets Kat in front of the school and they simply talk there was this over the top dramatic music playing.
He pitched the basic idea probably and TBH if not for Covid the movie would have been a net earner from cinemas alone. Now it will probably be slightly in the green once secondary revenue sources kick in.
I would argue that they all did understand what the film was about, and they saw that it was half-baked non-philosophical non-scientific non-entertaining junk.
This was literally Pattinson about the script: The 1st time I read it, I thought I totally got it. The 2nd time I read it, I thought maybe I jumped the gun. The 3rd time I read it, I got more and more entangled in this puzzle. By the time I was shooting the last scene, I was still asking him (Nolan) fundamental questions about my character. I think my very last question to him was “Am I alive or dead?”
I didn't get any advert either and there are only six minutes left of the video from that point. The advert placement when you watched it was pure coincidence.
I love Chris Nolan’s movies..............but here’s my mind during Tenet: “Hmmm interesting concept.....I don’t quite understand but let’s see where we end up.......who’s that.......who’s that.......who’s that.....oh she’s important apparently.......who’s that.....who’s she......oh he loves her?......wait why....oh, does that mean......Batman was great
Exactly. I didnt even know the people and their purpose. Accents and mumbling and then the music. Might as well have it be a silent film for all i could understand.
SNL did a song on Saturday with Ego and Pete Davidson called "LOCO." In it, they're talking about being in the pandemic for a year and how they've gone crazy. In the song, Pete says he saw Tenet and understood the whole thing and didn't have one question so "either I'm smarter than all of my friends or I'm LOCO." 🤣🎵
To be fair photons are really weird so who knows if they'd be bound by the same rules of entropy. (I'm not an expert on photons, so if there's science I'm not acknowledging, forgive me).
@@filmliebhaber5283 Kinda same, especially with plots like this. I want character development if I'm watching a show, with lots of episodes. Movies barely get like 2 hours of runtime, so they can't spend too much time on the characters if they want to execute a detailed plot.
I caught that too.👍👍👍Also, I don't know what it means in your handle, but my initials are JJH which is why I bothered with this reply. 🤷♂️ I should really get a life.🤦♂️
This is why i love being from/in a country where english isn't the primary language, the movie was subtitled in the cinema, so i didn't even notice that part :)
Yeah, it seems like Nolan's main goal in life is to test how bad sound he can get away with. The microphones they used in Tenet were terrible. Sound was already pretty bad in Dunkirk, so there must have been someone who's told him to fix that?
Am I the only one who started thinking and dreaming in a different way after watching Tenet? I truly feel tenet is some sort of key to unlock the “entrance” or unlock the way we perceive time, and dreams. In the dream world time doesn’t exist and tenet is the access point. I feel like Nolan gave us some sort of hint or lesson on how to access this ethereal astral plane with his movies. Inception, interstellar and tenet in some way talk about the same thing. And it’s not only the theme of time. But how to access it in our dream state. Last night by unconsciously thinking in the way the protagonist in tenet thinks I was able to jump from dream to dream almost in a lucid dreaming state. I’m pretty sure Nolan does this to comprehend and write such complex scripts. That man’s brain is a treasure.
Its not that hard to understand. The only thing u need to do to watch this movie is to not touch your phone. I just watched it and i understand all of it. Heres one you might miss and i can tell you cuz youve already seen it. Spoiler alert....... neil is definitely kat's son.
Indeed, Inception had problems with the consistency of the time flow across dream levels, but otherwise was very understandable. This was just a mess, I gave up part way, which is saying something because I've loved every Nolan film since Batman Begins - well excepting MUUUURRRRRFFFF and Matt Damon's entire character in Interstellar.
@@mnomadvfx tbh, after tenet's mediocre plotting, i am ready to rescind all my internet brownie points for nolan. he's trying too hard to be some sorta visionary auteur type deal.
I don't want to restart the commentary on Tenet's issues, but Chris's next pitch meeting might be a bit longer. Eg Exec: So, you have a movie for me? CN: Yes sir, I do Exec: Will you be using the same sound engineers as Interstellar and Tenet? CN: No we won't and I would like to once again apologise for that and it will never happen again. Exec: Will 150 million cover it? It's been a tough year.
@@arandompirate3426 The light hits objects so we can see them. When you watch a reversed object, it's already "reverse light", you're watching the reverse course of the light hitting this object.
This is the BEST Pitch Meeting. I've watched this about 100 times and always fall off my chair with laughter when his nose starts bleeding 😂😂😂😂 Literally how everybody felt in the cinema.
@@judyhopps9380 I don’t agree I think it’s more concept and idea over style I loved it would you rather everything be a generic blockbuster it’s interesting in concept and there is substance but it’s not done in a way you’re used to
@@judyhopps9380 completely disagree. Its all about the concept of determinism and free will expressed by trusting what happened happened but not excusing you from doing whats necessary for it to occur. As Neil says, faith in the mechanics of the universe, a Tenet.
@@judyhopps9380 i feel like i should also disagree to keep some sorta pattern going. btw, if you don't like a nolan show for ANY reasonable reason at all, you "just don't understand the show" (i'm quoting a ton of internet folks here so you know i'm right).
I just watched this movie for a 4th time last night and didn't even realize that they switched backgrounds while talking. FML, I'm going to have to watch it again now.
But you have to have barfed it up at some point. So for it to go back in to your mouth you have to lean over it and open your mouth and just kind of accept that you did puke at some point in time... Accepting puke going back in to your mouth is tight!
Not saying Ryan isn’t a straight up genius or whatever but the 2 points he brought up about photoreceptors and poop were both the top voted plotholes in the r/tenet subreddit a while ago
Normally actually, as in a regular poop in the right direction of time. It's just that if you watch as a non-inverted person you're going to traumatize yourself hahaha.
In normal times, apples will fall from the tree to the ground due to gravity. In reversed time, apples will rise from the ground to the tree because gravity is reversed. idk whatever
This is one of the best if not THE best pitch meeting. Jokes are top notch, editing is great, I guess there's no other of your videos I watched as often as this one :D
@@Killercoolkid Totally agree with you. My wive and I found the movie quite easy to understand, many events were easily predictable from our point of view.
@@Killercoolkid straightforward yes. Typical time travel loop movie . Like most movies that deal with time travel the plot holes were many . I found the pacing all over the place and things he didn't know how to explain he just didn't kinda leaving you unsatisfied IMO. I'm glad I saw it but not something I'll be watching again and again like Batman or inception
"How do invented people poop?" Seriously, every movie should have to submit their script to Pitch Meeting first. Nothing should get made without going through this first!
An inverted person is moving backward through time. The only issues are interactions with non inverted people. So from their point of view, they can eat food normally and defecate normally. Any none inverted person sees the reverse. They seem to emit food, and take in bowel movements.
I just really can't stress enough how much I hated every part of this movie, and I'm even glad I couldn't even finish watching this hateful mockery of it. Yaaaaaaaaaay.
Interstellar is the one that messed with time, not Inception. Inception had a bit of fucky-time-stuff with dreams being faster than reality, but for the most part the timelines were pretty straightforward.
@@ToomanyFrancis Most of Nolan's movies deal with some kind of time gimmick. Off the top of my head only the DK trilogy and Prestige are exceptions. Memento's narrative is shown in reverse, Inception stretches time, Interstellar has communication through time, Tenet inverts time, etc. Even Dunkirk deals with it on a less conceptual level. Nolan tells the story of each arc in parallel narratives despite each one taking place over different lengths of time; the Beach story takes place over 1 week, the Boat over 1 day, and the Air over 1 hour.
@@ZombieSexmachine I'll never watch it again, and I had tried to stop thinking about it. But this pitch has made me start thinking all over again of all the things that were wrong.
@@44r0n-9 Same, it's a fantastic concept. Some things were lacking, but I simply loved the inverse stuff. I want more shows with the same concept, it's so damn good.
Movie Producer: “what’s the movie about?”
Christopher Nolan: “You wouldn’t understand... I need 270 million dollars”
Movie Producer: “Ok”
basically
Damn does that work?
I've gotta go the bank tommorow.
i guess if you have the track record of Chris and the whole internet saying things like in Nolan we trust studios can be very generous. for incessant it took martin Scorsese 20 years to get the funding fir the Irishman.
😂🤣😂🤣
@@DeepakKumar-xs8ft how the hell did people deny Martin The Godfather Scorsese?
“Well, he lives in the world, so...he doesn’t want it to end.” Profound character development.
This is pretty much the motivation of almost every protagonists ever. TENET just gotta skip all the bullshits.
He lives in a twilight world
Pls tell which song he uses in the video it was really good.
It’s where he keeps all his stuff!
"Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!"
Inception: Time goes slow
Interstellar: Time goes fast
TENET: Time goes weird
Just because you didn't understand it 🤦🤦 it's amazing ahead of its time
haha time go brrrrr
@@malayjoshi1098 Yes the movie is amazing, and the movie was understandable except for the freezing part
Next Christopher Nolan movie: just literally watching the minute hands of a clock make a 360 degree rotation but with really good but loud music in the background
That's what she said.
Watching this movie was like doing a trust fall with nobody else in the room and falling really hard on the ceiling.
what the what
@@donut2676
Exactly
LOL!!!
Bravo!
I mean. Wow.
Inception: I am a very complicated movie.
Tenet: Beer my hold.
I think you mean ".reeb ym dloH"
@@Kira1Lawliet you said it! 😄
This movie isn't complicated...its just bad.
@@jagatheeldest5786 "The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation" now THAT is a bad movie
Interstellar to tenet: I'm here to f*** u up
They can't hate the movie if they don't understand it.
- Christopher Nolan
*Black guy pointing at head meme*
lol facts
*or hear the dialogue
yes they can. Also hate nolan himself and the sentiment that what he does is the equivalent of 'smart' Hollywood. but yer comment is fkn funny and bang on
I kinda fear going into the comment sections of Nolan movies because every thread is just a full on 'exquisite movie taste' warfare on how the guy is the father of directors by die hard fans whom have never watched any other directors' work in their lives. It's the same old formula, time reversal, science, a bit of emotion and Hans Zimmer.
This helped me understand Tenet more. Not even joking.
still doesn't make sense in the end
Same
@@pa.encema2821 same
SAME
After watching this, i understood the whole movie and the fun fact is i haven't watched the movie yet
"tell me more about the protagonist"
"no"
My favourite part of any pitch meeting. 🤣
Same
Pass
I want to start answering questions I don’t want to answer with “pass!”
True fact: Nolan pitched this to his future self, who was travelling back in time.
He said no but Nolan couldn't hear him properly.
@@JamesBond-uq7si music was too loud probably
I forgot that I remember that
@@azelynhirano It was really good music though
Tight!
Dont forget "we have to go talk to Michael Caine now" because this is a Christopher Nolan movie after all
Or as Nolan calls him, _my cocaine_ .
I love how his name was just Sir Michael lol
@@PurooRoy 😂😂😂😂
And wasn't that characters name Michael!?
@@DanielGrovePhoto I guess some people can't be bothered to even read just 3 replies before they comment.
"He lives in the world, so he doesn't want it to end."
Such depth to a character!
Only Nolan could do that and we won't even care because of the high concept
well that was starlord's motive as well in the first movie
Well, even it severely lacks in depth, it's still logical. Maybe the only logical part of the movie.
Earth is where I keep all my stuff.
@@suyashkumar3422 💯
Props to this guy for not understanding physics while writing Fast and Furious instalments and now years later, explaining time inversion. Immensely inspirational journey.
It just took me way longer than could be justified in any way to figure out that you were neither taking about Ryan, nor Christopher Nolan, but about Writer Guy.
@@Kerbezena seems to be an on point comment then when commenting about a movie that takes you "way longer that could be justified in any way to figure out"
Because of him watching those films about illegal street racing gave him a degree in physics and quantum mechanics
@@ramerefauntleroy4881he had a background in writing illegal street racing movies, so, yanno.
Everything is possible with the power of scienk!
Barely an inconvenience... super easy.... inverted hook
This line broke me lol
Glad I'm not the only one that picked up on that.
Ooooh inverted hooks are TIGHT
easy super inconvenience barely
I was hoping for barely easily, super inconvenience ;)
Christopher Nolan: Yes
Interviewer: Will you continue to use time travel as a plot device?
😁 That was clever, you made me chuckle 😋 Because of that, I now wish you a Merry Christmas! 🥳🎄
Nicely done
why would you do that my head hurts now
You win the internet
I see what you did there
I like the consistency to the "pitch meeting" cinematic universe that the nose bleed at the end adds, here. During The stranger things pitch meeting, the director said he gets nose bleeds when uses his brain too hard.
Ryan's work has far more internal logic than anything in Hollywood. :-D
I was confused about the end until I saw this comment so thanks
his LOTR trilogy is a good one too
The degree of difficulty on display here in trying to explain the inexplicable while also being funny and entertaining is off the charts good. I imagine Ryan's script would have taken a lot of work to get this tight. A master-class.
Oh mastering a class of masters to make it tight is TIGHT.
@@innerguardianXIII Bleeds my nose. I mean. . .
"Uber will be here in seven minutes."
*Ad starts playing*
Just get an adblocker
@@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness I think Rand Kin is just commenting on how the ad placement during could the video could be comically appreciated. At least as a parody to the movie and its disruptive plot.
@@moonchaser365 I agree. I wonder if that was intentional.
It was placed in there from the future to better understand the movie
@@moonchaser365 You are correct. Also it was on the UA-cam app on my phone, so.
Movie producer "Think this movie can save theatres?"
Nolan " Barely easy, super inconvenient"
Hahahahahaha...
Inconvenience an barely, easy super
Comment great a is that!
I really miss going to Theatres, honestly...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“So who are they shooting at exactly?”
“Ahh”
That’s what I was thinking through that whole scene!
Sator’s henchmen
ikr
I mean they do say, the Russian guy has lot of inverted equipment so he knows where the algorithm is, so, he sends his inverted henchmen to protect it.
@@Roderykz except that we never saw Sator had an army before just like we never saw Neil's army......make a call and they just appear. Where are they from? How much do they know? We can only imagine.
@@ducreat Exactly! I love Nolan. but he really didn't want to explain much in this one.
OMG!! I LOVED where he put on the LOUD music to explain something important. That was pretty much my entire movie experience. A lot of complicated stuff going on that's explained through conversations that I COULD NOT HEAR! I turned to my roommate to ask "Hey, so am I going deaf, or is the dialog hard to hear? Is it must me?" "No, not just you."
Let's be fair -- the dialogue wasn't always drowned out by absurdly loud music. Sometimes it was drowned out by trains rushing by, crashing ocean waves, or people mumbling in gas masks.
Seriously, I gave up on this movie because I couldn't understand anything anyone was saying.
I think it also highly depends on the setting you watched this in. Usually when you watch a movie meant for Dolby 5.1 and you watch it on stereo speakers they mix in everything from the other channels and you have no control about how loud the music is in comparision to the dialog... well and here you need to have at least 7.1 or something above that or you do not even need to start thinking about hearing dialog in those scenes.
@michaelklaus in 2004 or so, we tried to watch a DVD of LOTR on my grandparents TV (not an old tv) and no one could hear what anyone was saying because everything else was so loud.
I e never seen any of LOTR, because I figured they were all like that.
So these movies are designed for theaters, and screw you if you don't invest a lot of money into a setup at home. Cool.
it's complicated, like a finger art painting done by a whole class of 5 year olds is complicated.
I laughed so hard in the theater when the scientist girl said, “don’t try to understand it!”
It's like Nolan being self-aware lol
Nah, if he was self aware she'd have said "Don't try to be emotionally involved in any of this, just trudge onwards through the endless exposition so you can pretend you're smart by explaining what happened to the people who fell asleep". :P
yeah lol like you're sending this guy on a super secret mission and he doesn't even need to understand what's going on. The plot will just carry on by itself
@@grantmalone Wouldn't say the movie was boring, it was just confusing to the point where people were unable to understand and therefore, found it hard to care. But once you understand, the movie gets very interesting.
haha 4th wall break
Just finished watching this. The pitch meeting makes a lot more sense than the movie did.
just keep watching it over again; it lends itself to this and importantly ........ it all fits together
At this point I trust Pitch Meeting over critics.
@@corbingreiner9879 same
I hope to God you're kidding. The description of this movie makes ZERO sense, so if the actual movie is worse than this incoherent mess of a trailer, it would be almost unwatchable...
@@Leopold5100 after the first time I couldn't stand the idea of watching it again
When he turns on the music and I can't hear what he's saying, I instantly felt 100% better about not understanding this movie.
I think Nolan must have also consulted on Game of Thrones ep "The Long Night"...
totally accurate tho that music is loud
yesss lol I remember trying to turn the volume down when I watched it like why is this so loud
All the nonamericans watching the movie with subtitles or dubbing: *laughing*
At the point where he's trying to understand if it makes sense was my whole movie experience. Hard to enjoy the damn thing when I'm constantly in the past trying to catch up. &*^% this movie.
I'm so glad that Tenet was made so this pitch meeting could exist.
An inversion of the usual case, wouldn't you say?
This episode of Pitch Meeting was actually made first and then sent back through time to Christopher Nolan.
Me: Who are they shooting at?
Nolan: Background Score...
Seriously though.. WHO WERE THEY SHOOTING AT
@@DavidHunter Russians, they had the location as well.
There was a guy with a rocket launcher, that I'm sure of. Also, I'm one of the weirdos that loved the movie and even I didn't see amost any bad guy XD
😂
@@DavidHunter I really don't know man😂
those dislikes are actually inverted likes sent back in time
Then those likes are inverted dislikes.
wouldnt those just be back to 0?
@@Dubs22005 yeah beat me to it!
🤣🤣🤣
Straight gold! 😂
"I can't hear the talking."
"But it's good music though!"
Okay, so I'm not crazy, it wasn't the theater speakers that were loud. Thanks, ScreenRant.
bruh same i thought it was just me
I just rewatched Tenet at home and I think i caught everything.
It actually might’ve been the theater’s fault, unless the version I watched (bootleg) was redubbed.
@@jlupus8804 no it wasn’t the theater.
Definitely wasn't you. I had to watch it in two parts because when I first watched the first hour I got so infuriated at the fact that I had to go back all the time to try to understand what they said that I just opted to turn it off instead. Even though english isn't my first language I consider myself quite fluent and profound in speaking and listening to it and consume pretty much all media in english, however, the mixture of them mumbling (for dramatic purposes I guess as in every movie) and the loud and constant background music made it so exhausting to watch. Hell, I think even in the scene were he meets Kat in front of the school and they simply talk there was this over the top dramatic music playing.
I watched it thru bluetooth in my car and most of the music overlapped their voices a lot. It's good but I wanna get in the story
Just saw the movie. And came back to this pitch meeting. And it hurts how accurate this is!
That meeting irl probably was: "it's Nolan? Fine, here's a blank check. Go make a movie"
cheque
Pretty much the reason I saw the film
He pitched the basic idea probably and TBH if not for Covid the movie would have been a net earner from cinemas alone. Now it will probably be slightly in the green once secondary revenue sources kick in.
@@NotADuncon What’s that?
I bet that about 80% of the people involved in making this film have no clue what this film is about lmao
I checked an interview the guy playing the protagonist didnt even get the movie at some point
I would argue that they all did understand what the film was about, and they saw that it was half-baked non-philosophical non-scientific non-entertaining junk.
money
This was literally Pattinson about the script:
The 1st time I read it, I thought I totally got it.
The 2nd time I read it, I thought maybe I jumped the gun.
The 3rd time I read it, I got more and more entangled in this puzzle.
By the time I was shooting the last scene, I was still asking him (Nolan) fundamental questions about my character.
I think my very last question to him was “Am I alive or dead?”
Sean Avery, a former NHL player who was one of the random army guys at the end, basically said as much.
I was expecting:
“So, you have a movie for me?”
“To be honest, sir, I have no idea what this is.”
And then the video just ends 😂
@@HomelessManProductions or does it begin?
@@laurentp89 LMAO🤣
Yes sir I do
So you have a movie for me?
This is why you don’t have a successful YT channel.
This was brilliant. Even the inverted “barely an inconvenience, super easy” lol
The fact that the ad was placed perfectly after he said “7 minutes... oh okay” is absolutely genius
I thought i was the only one who peeped that.
@@EmmanuelJP22
Nope.
adblocker -no ad here!
I didn't get any advert either and there are only six minutes left of the video from that point. The advert placement when you watched it was pure coincidence.
I had an ad right there also
So happy I wasn’t the only one who “yea okay’ed” their way through the whole movie lol
Me the whole time watching:
*"Welp, that might as well happen 😐. Whooo 😮, explosions!! Cool. 😊🤗"*
Didn’t even make it to the end
Pls tell which song he uses in the video it was really good.
@@namanarora2205 sugoma
@@aravsingh2868 sugoma balls
I love Chris Nolan’s movies..............but here’s my mind during Tenet: “Hmmm interesting concept.....I don’t quite understand but let’s see where we end up.......who’s that.......who’s that.......who’s that.....oh she’s important apparently.......who’s that.....who’s she......oh he loves her?......wait why....oh, does that mean......Batman was great
😂😂😂😂😂 wait...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Batman was great, though.
Exactly. I didnt even know the people and their purpose. Accents and mumbling and then the music. Might as well have it be a silent film for all i could understand.
I died at this comment. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL The tears are real
ahahahaha... you made me laugh so hard! LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SNL did a song on Saturday with Ego and Pete Davidson called "LOCO." In it, they're talking about being in the pandemic for a year and how they've gone crazy. In the song, Pete says he saw Tenet and understood the whole thing and didn't have one question so "either I'm smarter than all of my friends or I'm LOCO." 🤣🎵
This is one of my favorite episodes. That nosebleed gets me every time.
"Do people have flashlight eyes" Lol, a counterattack on the plot itself.
How do they poop.. Does it go up ?
Agreed. This is actually a pretty brilliant analysis by Ryan (or his scriptwriters if he has any).
@@nachiket7565 It reminded me of South Park.
@@DarthNVious it was actually posted on Reddit quite a while ago and both of these points were the top voted plotholes
To be fair photons are really weird so who knows if they'd be bound by the same rules of entropy. (I'm not an expert on photons, so if there's science I'm not acknowledging, forgive me).
"How do inverted people poop"
Seriously he is asking the most critical of questions here.
This was this episode’s best moment.
They poop in much the same way as Benjamin Button dies... in a horrible horrible horrific way
It wouldn’t be inverted pooping, because the poop is inverted when the people are inverted.
They had to have dropped the poop first
I died here!
And then he did a front flip, unsnapped the bad guys neck, and now has to save the day.
Oh doing reverse catchphrases is loose.
NoNoNoNoNo
What is the opposite of woopsi!
@@silverrakhsh34 Yay!
@@silverrakhsh34 Ispoow!!🤣
Can't believe you were brave enough to make a pitch meeting for this
"Tell me about him."
"No."
"Got a character arc?"
"Pass!"
Oh, Ryan's sarcasm and wit is tight!!
wit*
@@Snoder thank you. I'm sure I spelled it correctly but auto correct changed it. Lol.
yea
One of the many things I love about this movie. I preffer movies without characters (being dead serious).
@@filmliebhaber5283 Kinda same, especially with plots like this. I want character development if I'm watching a show, with lots of episodes. Movies barely get like 2 hours of runtime, so they can't spend too much time on the characters if they want to execute a detailed plot.
Plot twist: Ryan is actually from the future talking to himself in the past. Now Ryan in the past is dead.
Ryan in the future died in the past.
LOL the Tenet movie was pitched the same way the Tenet organization was formed. The future told the past to do it.
@@atomicviking2497 *NO*
I AM YOUR FATHER
"Then who pitched the movie?"
"YOU DID! Several years into the future from now"
“How loud do you want the music during the talking parts, Chris?”
Christopher Nolan: “.seY”
This made me laugh so much!
But the music was cool tho. 😆
Ryan really had to understand this film to then go and explain it in such detail. Truly superlative craftsmanship
Notice the protagonist never gets to eat in the movie? That’s because inverted pooping is awkward.
Wouldnt THAT be eating? Then shitting from your mourh like in south park?
Technically he would be vomiting
Inverted Pooping is super easy, barely an inconvenience! xD
I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about inverted pooping. 💩
heroes never eat, it reveals weakness
I like how he inverted the “barely an inconvenience” thing on this one. At first I thought it was an accident but haha no way
I caught that too.👍👍👍Also, I don't know what it means in your handle, but my initials are JJH which is why I bothered with this reply. 🤷♂️ I should really get a life.🤦♂️
@@TroubleToby3040 haha long story on the jjh way too long for a comment on UA-cam 🧐
@@jjhhandk3974 Search " share his vision" his magik is already inside of you. Amen
7:45 🔥
Yes, that was tight !
Throughout the entire first half of the movie I was going: "This is just a series of video game objectives without the actual gameplay."
That would be a playthrough video.
Exactly!
Yeah, it kinda felt like playing fallout 2, meeting a guy that knows a guy, that leads to the objective.
That "!wow, wow, woW" was a nice touch.
I laughed soo hard when he started playing the really loud music over the explanation
This is why i love being from/in a country where english isn't the primary language, the movie was subtitled in the cinema, so i didn't even notice that part :)
Yeah, it seems like Nolan's main goal in life is to test how bad sound he can get away with. The microphones they used in Tenet were terrible. Sound was already pretty bad in Dunkirk, so there must have been someone who's told him to fix that?
This guy's humor is getting stronger and stronger.😂
Your Name is also Humourous Muhammad "Hur" ...shows your desparation to get 72 Hurs in Heaven after doing Jihad
“Wow, 7 minutes. Okay.”
Ad starts while he’s waiting.
UA-cam has excellent comedic timing with their ads.
The creators themselves could actually set in which time an ads could pop up.
But yeah, it also happened to me, kinda funny.
Done on purpose by the video creator.
Lol he put it in himself
"Okay so now I think THAT was Entertaining, but also... What just happened?!"
Literally everyone who saw Tenet for the first time 😂😂
Can we just appreciate how Mr. Pitch Meetings understands this movie so well to explain it to us in a way that's better than the actual movie.
Honestly pitch meeting guy is a genius
Ryan George
@@Koopkiris that's two first names
I mean not really… he basically explained it how the movie did, but with less detail.
u cant comprehend the movie so thats why you give it unnessacary criticism, smfh
"How do inverted people poop? Does it go up?"
Yeah. I died there a bit.
But honestly I bet a lot of ppl now wanna know the answer to that lol not that I'm included in that group 😏🤭
@@matthewenfinger766 they do, but just from the perspective of a uninvirted person.
Too bad that’s your first exposure to this joke. Family guy did it first and I laughed for a day solid
@@mratkovich Clearly it was a solid joke. It moved me.
Oh jeez 😳
Do a Pitch Meeting for Hook
"So now Robin Williams is wearing these tights"
"Oh, tights are tight"
I heartily endorse this event or product.
@@Elggu56 And there we even get to see the Merry Men getting their tights!
@@DezMarivette Seeing Merry Men getting their tights is tight!
Wesley Oldham - Cartoons and TV TIGHT TIGHTS! 🤣🤣🤣
So did you actually want them to do that movie or was that just an excuse to use this joke?
IMO this is the best one you have ever done. Totally related to the confusion and nose bleed trying to figure out wtf was going on. Lol.
This has actually helped me understand this movie better.
Helped me realize I don't want to see it. I mean I wasn't interested at all before. Now ill avoid it.
Am I the only one who started thinking and dreaming in a different way after watching Tenet?
I truly feel tenet is some sort of key to unlock the “entrance” or unlock the way we perceive time, and dreams.
In the dream world time doesn’t exist and tenet is the access point.
I feel like Nolan gave us some sort of hint or lesson on how to access this ethereal astral plane with his movies. Inception, interstellar and tenet in some way talk about the same thing. And it’s not only the theme of time. But how to access it in our dream state.
Last night by unconsciously thinking in the way the protagonist in tenet thinks I was able to jump from dream to dream almost in a lucid dreaming state.
I’m pretty sure Nolan does this to comprehend and write such complex scripts. That man’s brain is a treasure.
@@dps812 bruh
Its not that hard to understand. The only thing u need to do to watch this movie is to not touch your phone. I just watched it and i understand all of it. Heres one you might miss and i can tell you cuz youve already seen it. Spoiler alert....... neil is definitely kat's son.
@@zlee001 woah that actually makes sense!
“I think that was entertaining. But also, what just happened? 🤷🏾♂️” My thoughts on the entire movie.
Tag line for every modern action movie
Indeed, Inception had problems with the consistency of the time flow across dream levels, but otherwise was very understandable.
This was just a mess, I gave up part way, which is saying something because I've loved every Nolan film since Batman Begins - well excepting MUUUURRRRRFFFF and Matt Damon's entire character in Interstellar.
@@mnomadvfx tbh, after tenet's mediocre plotting, i am ready to rescind all my internet brownie points for nolan. he's trying too hard to be some sorta visionary auteur type deal.
I literally laughed myself to tears when the Producer Guys nose started bleeding 😂😂😂
Anime fans are asking, "Does the producer want to have sex with Tenet?"
I felt the same way while watching it
Lol same
His reactions were so good! Exactly how I feel during a Chris Nolan movie
@Cat Egorical why can’t you laugh at anything anymore?
This is one of the best pitch meetings and best UA-cam videos I’ve ever seen in my life and I’ve seen thousands
So addicted to Pitch Meeting I’m willing to accept the spoilers.
.sreliops eht tpecca ot gnilliw m’I gniteeM hctiP ot detcidda oS
Inversion has hit the comments.
I figured this movie is so confusing, the spoilers won't matter.
You will have to watch the movie to know completely about it as the spoilers won't help you
@@TaskForce_911 probably need to watch it more than once to understand everything
Trust me the movie is so bad that the spoilers don't realy ruin anything
Exec: "So, you have a movie for me?"
Christopher Nolan: "Yes sir, l do."
No, that's it. That would be the whole pitch meeting.
Exactly...ikr😁
I don't want to restart the commentary on Tenet's issues, but Chris's next pitch meeting might be a bit longer.
Eg
Exec: So, you have a movie for me?
CN: Yes sir, I do
Exec: Will you be using the same sound engineers as Interstellar and Tenet?
CN: No we won't and I would like to once again apologise for that and it will never happen again.
Exec: Will 150 million cover it? It's been a tough year.
@@IndigoIndustrial It's Chris Nolan's sound mix, he wanted it, he needs to take the whole blame.
cobberbrimo "Just following orders..." were they? I agree with you. Chris has to take the blame.
@@IndigoIndustrial they made the music but Nolan has the final say on what goes in it
"Do people eyes start emitting light... Do people have flash light eyes" that was a really good question though
Is that what happened to Scott Summers?
Light actually doesn't care about time the same way other things do so there is a kernel of truth to light working "normally" in the movie
@@luizcastro5246 wait, so if light moves from point A to point B even after reversing time it'll move the same?
@@arandompirate3426 I don't know I just know relativity doesn't work the same with light
@@arandompirate3426 The light hits objects so we can see them. When you watch a reversed object, it's already "reverse light", you're watching the reverse course of the light hitting this object.
This is the BEST Pitch Meeting. I've watched this about 100 times and always fall off my chair with laughter when his nose starts bleeding 😂😂😂😂 Literally how everybody felt in the cinema.
I didn't see this movie, but my Dad did and he tried to explain it to me. This sketch is 100% accurate.
Tenet is basically Memento's editing turned into a plot.
it felt to me like style over substance, but even worse than Inception
@@judyhopps9380 I don’t agree I think it’s more concept and idea over style I loved it would you rather everything be a generic blockbuster it’s interesting in concept and there is substance but it’s not done in a way you’re used to
@@judyhopps9380 completely disagree. Its all about the concept of determinism and free will expressed by trusting what happened happened but not excusing you from doing whats necessary for it to occur. As Neil says, faith in the mechanics of the universe, a Tenet.
@@judyhopps9380 i feel like i should also disagree to keep some sorta pattern going. btw, if you don't like a nolan show for ANY reasonable reason at all, you "just don't understand the show" (i'm quoting a ton of internet folks here so you know i'm right).
More of a Memento's starting scene extended
how many times have you done the “that’s the name of the movie” joke? it somehow still cracks me up every time
It’s like the “he was in the first movie!” joke lol
I just watched this movie for a 4th time last night and didn't even realize that they switched backgrounds while talking.
FML, I'm going to have to watch it again now.
Imagine having a reverse throw up. Your throw up is already on the floor then suddenly it just goes right inside your mouth. Ew.
Wasnt that a Family guy skit? 😂
You get to taste it three times!
Isn't that just called eating? ;-)
But you have to have barfed it up at some point. So for it to go back in to your mouth you have to lean over it and open your mouth and just kind of accept that you did puke at some point in time... Accepting puke going back in to your mouth is tight!
What if you throw up on a person? Don't ask. Wild night.
"Yes Sir, I do"
"Do you have a movie for me?"
Super inconvenience - barely an easy!
These lines are my favourite..
I wonder how a pitch meeting of The BIBLE will be like that would be hilariously funny.
What is happening here?
I cackled at the part where the director said the main character's name is "The Protagonist."
Does everyone realize that this guy had to have some semblance of understanding of the film to make this video?
Wow wow wow. Wow.
Not saying Ryan isn’t a straight up genius or whatever but the 2 points he brought up about photoreceptors and poop were both the top voted plotholes in the r/tenet subreddit a while ago
Understanding movies so that you can make fun of them is tight!
@@samspiano7070 well he does do research on the things he makes. Makes sense that Reddit would be somewhere he'd check
must've been lots of bloody noses
The movie isn't that complicated.... I think Nolan fucked up in the delivery but if you pay attention you can understand what is going on at the end.
Playing the music loud enough to where you can't hear the dialogue is SO accurate.
Loud music is Tight!
"How do inverted people poop?" Worth the eight minutes.
Normally actually, as in a regular poop in the right direction of time. It's just that if you watch as a non-inverted person you're going to traumatize yourself hahaha.
Inverted food.
Rule 34.
You don't want to know
I mean just feel it
Just going backwards 😂😂
Best comment ever!
Not gonna lie, "it's going to be barely an inconvenience, super easy" made me feel deeply uncomfortable.
@JZS ruh roh, badass over here
"So do light receptors start emitting light?"
"What!?!?!"
"I mean, do your eyes become flashlights?"
Do your ears broadcast sound? It seems “inversion” in this movie is merely a MacGuffin.
In normal times, apples will fall from the tree to the ground due to gravity.
In reversed time, apples will rise from the ground to the tree because gravity is reversed.
idk whatever
Cat eyes!!
Asterix and the 12 trials pulled it off already, and worked fine.
😂😂😂
This is one of the best if not THE best pitch meeting. Jokes are top notch, editing is great, I guess there's no other of your videos I watched as often as this one :D
"How do inverted people poop?"
Asking the real questions
Or when inverted people have kinds..
They spew up perfectly cooked food.
Does it go up😂😂😂😂
That made me laugh way too hard
just dont picture it!
“Barely an inconvenience super easy.”
_CONFUSED SCREAMING_
That's basically the whole movie, but the music is screaming and everyone is confused
It seems it was more barely easy, a super incovenience.
When he said his Uber will reach in 7 minutes that's exactly when the Ad played on my video😂. Like taking a break until his Uber arrives.
Same here 🤣
Perfect timing lol
Ad breaks are placed by the creators themselves, so I guess it's intentional...
Same lol
I think he scheduled the ad?
The first thing I do after watching a movie is check if there is a pitch meeting for it. Keep up the good work George Ryan.
And a HISHE, Honest Trailer, Critical Drinker, and CinemaSins
when Pitch meeting makes me understand the movie better than the movie itself
Idk the movie was fairly straightforward imo
@Toast i understood it better watching the movie than watching this
@@Killercoolkid Totally agree with you. My wive and I found the movie quite easy to understand, many events were easily predictable from our point of view.
😂
@@Killercoolkid straightforward yes. Typical time travel loop movie . Like most movies that deal with time travel the plot holes were many . I found the pacing all over the place and things he didn't know how to explain he just didn't kinda leaving you unsatisfied IMO. I'm glad I saw it but not something I'll be watching again and again like Batman or inception
How the Pitch Meeting really went:
"Hello. I'm Christopher Nolan and I....."
"Say no more"
"How do invented people poop?"
Seriously, every movie should have to submit their script to Pitch Meeting first. Nothing should get made without going through this first!
They poop normal. They just have to eat inverted food
@@gp2917 How can they poop normal?
An inverted person is moving backward through time. The only issues are interactions with non inverted people.
So from their point of view, they can eat food normally and defecate normally.
Any none inverted person sees the reverse. They seem to emit food, and take in bowel movements.
@@nosuchthing8 But explosions freeze and oxygen is reversed.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 but if you reverse a normal explosion, you dont get to a cold state.
Typically you would go from hot to room temp
This video is so good that i don't feel bad anymore for watching TENET 🤣
"Tell me the name of The Protagonist"
"No"
No is a weird name for a protagonist, but okay.
I just told you :o
"what's his character arc"?
"pass"
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His name is protagonist that's crazy they should had called him Denzel S son😄
Mad respect to Ryan and the team - this is one of the most complex, well-constructed, and researched pitch meetings I've ever seen
They could have played around with time though.
He is the team!
“So, he pretty much has the same motivation as a kid flipping a monopoly board because he’s losing?”
A+ Dialogue
I mean, we got worse bad guys and their logic. Crazy people got crazy plans, so why not.
Just described Putin
@@JavierGomez-lv5mq well, yes
I saw this post just as he was saying it. So perfect!
I just really can't stress enough how much I hated every part of this movie, and I'm even glad I couldn't even finish watching this hateful mockery of it. Yaaaaaaaaaay.
"So tell me about this protagonist guy, his backstory."
"No."
"What's his character arc?"
"Pass."
'"Inverted people's poop" is the scariest thing I've never thought about.
if u lookin at an inverted person poop, it'd definitely go up them lol but for them that isnt the case...
eww lol
Inverted poop is tight
What about all you piss flowing back inside you? That's a tough one. Lol
@@warreng675 no..... 😞
No..oh my god
Its like sometimes you don't hear yourself 😞
Christopher Nolan: "Hold my oxygen tank"
Studio: "There's no way you can mess with time more than Incep--wait what?"
Interstellar is the one that messed with time, not Inception. Inception had a bit of fucky-time-stuff with dreams being faster than reality, but for the most part the timelines were pretty straightforward.
@@ToomanyFrancis Most of Nolan's movies deal with some kind of time gimmick. Off the top of my head only the DK trilogy and Prestige are exceptions. Memento's narrative is shown in reverse, Inception stretches time, Interstellar has communication through time, Tenet inverts time, etc. Even Dunkirk deals with it on a less conceptual level. Nolan tells the story of each arc in parallel narratives despite each one taking place over different lengths of time; the Beach story takes place over 1 week, the Boat over 1 day, and the Air over 1 hour.
perfect comment
This comment is perfect even I how you placed the order of the comments
Inverted comment....Cool!!
"It's gonne be barely an inconvenience, super easy" was the most tenet moment in this whole pitch meeting. 👌
omg i didnt even catch that. thank you!
Tight is travel time.
I couldn't control my laughter when I saw the nose bleed!! 🤣🤣
This will probably be the most complex pitch meeting ever
What about the fantastic four pitch meeting
It will be 😂😂😂😂😂 so true
Sure yeah ok ok
That's probably why it took months to make.😂😂😂
and the BEST!
"why does he want to save the world?"
"Because he's one of the idiots living on it." I may be paraphrasing though
I understood that reference
Don't encourage this, alright? We’re getting no help from Flash Gordon here.
Star Lord
@Akshay 004 at one point in Infinity War Tony Stark calls Peter "Flash Gordon".
@@ChelseaVanessa678 at one point in Infinity War Tony Stark calls Peter "Flash Gordon".
"Don't think too much about it." Nailed it! Summed up everything about this movie.
Movie was a mess, watched it once and won't watch it again.
@@ZombieSexmachine I'll never watch it again, and I had tried to stop thinking about it. But this pitch has made me start thinking all over again of all the things that were wrong.
"Don't think too much about it" - a paraphrased "Looper".
@@44r0n-9 Same, it's a fantastic concept. Some things were lacking, but I simply loved the inverse stuff. I want more shows with the same concept, it's so damn good.
@@ZombieSexmachine if you understand it you’ll realize it is not a mess at all. The movie’s logic holds up if you actually get what’s going on
Wow, The Matrix and Inception are confusing movies.
Tenet: Hold my inverted bullet
"THAT'S THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!" The underrated catchphrase in these pitch meetings.
"I don't knooooow"
"Fair enough"
"Wow wow wow wow wow wow...wow"
"I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back"
"Yeah yeah yeah!"
Also "huh"
You are the therapist for survivors of movie abuse. Thank you!!
I’ve watched this pitch 4x. The nose bleeding is insanely accurate😂😂
I'm pretty sure that was because of the stranger things pitch meeting
@@guys2243 nah that's cause he had an aneurism and bleeding from the brain 🙂
It's weird because if you watch this backwards .niarb ruoy otni kcab deelb ot strats eson ruoy
I was hoping the nosebleed would slowly disappear
I couldn't stop laughing. I love how you reveal the absurdities that went into creating this movie by using even greater absurdities.