A Quiet Place Pitch Meeting

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 27 бер 2020
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to A Quiet Place!
    Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: goo.gl/ho3Hg6
    John Krasinski, who made a name for himself as Jim Halpert on the hit comedy The Office, stepped into the director’s chair to bring us A Quiet Place in 2018. The movie, starring Krasinski and his real-life wife Emily Blunt, was a massive success and was one of the standout movies of the year.
    The movie does raise some questions though. Like why was the Abbott family so irresponsible in the opening scene? Why are the alien/monsters so inconsistent in what they can hear and how they attack? What’s up with that waterfall scene, and that nail scene on the stairs? Did Lee really have to sacrifice himself at the end? And what’s up with the happy quirky ending?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to A Quiet Place! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
    Check Out These Other Amazing Videos:
    Bird Box Pitch Meeting
    • Bird Box Pitch Meeting
    Game of Thrones Season 8 Pitch Meeting
    • Game of Thrones Season...
    Our Social Media:
    / screenrant
    / screenrant
    plus.google.com/+ScreenRant
    Our Website
    screenrant.com/
  • Розваги

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,2 тис.

  • @Grinningd
    @Grinningd 4 роки тому +3794

    "She's pregnant?"
    "It means she's gonna have a baby"
    This sounded so condescending I'm dying

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 3 роки тому +104

      It's a play on the ambiguity of English grammar. From Airplane! (1980)
      Dr Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can, this woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
      Elaine: A hospital! What is it?
      Dr Rumack: It's a big building with patients and doctors and nurses but that's not important right now.

    • @88Fallon
      @88Fallon 3 роки тому +7

      @@Dayvit78 Flying High!

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 3 роки тому +40

      @@Dayvit78
      Ohhhhh, drawing inspiration from classic works of comedy is TIGHT!

    • @charlesludwig8672
      @charlesludwig8672 3 роки тому +13

      @@Dayvit78 surely you must be joking. I'm not and don't call me Shirley.

    • @livewireOrourke
      @livewireOrourke 2 роки тому +10

      Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
      Frank: Awfully big moustache.

  • @jychilly
    @jychilly 4 роки тому +3396

    "If they can be as loud as they want by the waterfall, why don't they just, you know, live by the waterfall?"
    "I don't know!"

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 4 роки тому +182

      jychilly I read somewhere that the moisture would’ve made it hard to build a house. I don’t know, I just enjoyed the movie and did what I was supposed to do, not think too much into it lol

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 4 роки тому +345

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back

    • @stephanewd
      @stephanewd 4 роки тому +54

      You guys do know that the weather exists right? If it gets really cold at night, there's a chance that the kids might get sick, and when winter rolls around they will need to go back to the house anyway.

    • @jebeda
      @jebeda 4 роки тому +217

      @@stephanewd Sure, but being sick and cold might be preferable to being dead.

    • @stephanewd
      @stephanewd 4 роки тому +57

      @@jebeda... You do know you can die from illnesses, right? From pneumonia to hypothermia, there are plenty of serious illnesses that makes it not a good idea to stay near the waterfall without proper structures to provide protection.

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +1912

    Day 1: The monsters attack when noise is made.
    Day 90: We realized that children make noise

    • @deeya
      @deeya 3 роки тому +91

      I get that he's a kid, but I feel like 90 days would be enough time - especially given the gravity if the circumstances - to indoctrinate you child with the quiet game.
      There was literally no opportunity for relapse, in the 90 days Beau would've been taught and or supervised to not make noise. Or they would've died some time before that...

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 2 роки тому +2

      Something has to give.

    • @isurumaddumage1922
      @isurumaddumage1922 2 роки тому +23

      How many people wear masks....

    • @last7509
      @last7509 2 роки тому +6

      but instead of disciplining your kids we know how yall prefer to handle that 😂

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 2 роки тому

      🤣

  • @nikagogibedashvili6476
    @nikagogibedashvili6476 3 роки тому +874

    I was laughing so loudly, 3 monsters showed up in my room

    • @LeanEre
      @LeanEre 3 роки тому +39

      They probably came to see what's so funny.
      Try show this video for them xD

    • @SuperPrestogamer
      @SuperPrestogamer 2 роки тому +22

      @@LeanEre they can’t see though 😂😂😂

    • @spongebobsquarepants2981
      @spongebobsquarepants2981 2 роки тому +17

      @@SuperPrestogamer they can hear it tho

    • @vanhopecomedy
      @vanhopecomedy 2 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @ALANA-hu8qo
      @ALANA-hu8qo 2 роки тому +6

      um Nika hasn't reaponded yet should we do a wellness check...quietly?

  • @CahCorinthians
    @CahCorinthians 4 роки тому +1912

    “What headspace do you have to be in to try that for the first time?”
    “Oh, definitely a dark one.”

  • @marlzz92
    @marlzz92 4 роки тому +2530

    “What headspace do you have to be in to try that for the first time?” - brilliant 😂

    • @stupid-idiot-555
      @stupid-idiot-555 4 роки тому +57

      *a dark one*

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 роки тому +11

      Agreed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maxwellreed5135
      @maxwellreed5135 3 роки тому +11

      I died when they said that

    • @LightofJoshua
      @LightofJoshua 3 роки тому +8

      Seriously I’ve seen this a lot and just got that one

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 роки тому +26

      The headspace where your young son has been eaten by a blind alien.

  • @LittleHobbit13
    @LittleHobbit13 3 роки тому +640

    "Couldn't he just throw his axe against the barn and make noise that way?" THANK YOU

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 3 роки тому +47

      the dramatic self sacrifice is so overdone in hollywood movies i dont get why they keep going for it like yea i get it its a jesus metaphor can we just move on please jesus christ

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 2 роки тому +69

      Why wouldn't you have noise distacters set up literally everyone as diversions. Like bottlerockets far off

    • @jaredmdobson
      @jaredmdobson 2 роки тому +7

      Seriously!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mehrazpk
      @mehrazpk 2 роки тому

      @@brandonden795 for that wouldnt sell the movie XD

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 2 роки тому +25

      @@mehrazpk "Because the movie needs to happen" 🤣

  • @glasshalfempty1984
    @glasshalfempty1984 2 роки тому +354

    5:21 that "sacrifice" was so frustrating because he seriously could have easily distracted the alien without screaming. I'm a big cryer when it comes to...well anything really, but both bo and his deaths were SO easily avoidable that I couldn't cry, or even feel sad. I just felt frustrating towards the writers.

    • @updownbrodown215
      @updownbrodown215 2 роки тому +31

      I imagine your mind isn't too nimble when you're watching your kids get terrorized by a monster.

    • @gameglimpses8861
      @gameglimpses8861 2 роки тому

      Writers are idiots

    • @AmythefirstA
      @AmythefirstA Рік тому +14

      @Productive Centaur Exactly! If I am walking my small child through a dangerous area, you bet I'm not letting go of his hand!

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 Рік тому +7

      It’s a better explanation to say that he thought he’d die from the wounds anyway.

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 Рік тому +14

      @@updownbrodown215 It's especially hard to do the smart thing when the writers don't have consistant rules. Who knows what could happen?! Random BS probably.

  • @Gambit08
    @Gambit08 4 роки тому +2584

    I hope these guys are standing at least 6 feet apart during this pitch meeting...

    • @tomasbourgois235
      @tomasbourgois235 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah me 2

    • @Lwsss933
      @Lwsss933 4 роки тому +181

      Social Distancing is TIGHT!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 роки тому +11

      Likewise, it would make sense, considering the dire circumstances! 😂🤣

    • @Asiis
      @Asiis 4 роки тому +53

      @@Lwsss933 If it is, you're doing it wrong!

    • @jimlaw8199
      @jimlaw8199 4 роки тому +46

      WHOOPSIE!

  • @footofjuniper8212
    @footofjuniper8212 4 роки тому +3856

    "Completely empty streets in 2020? Can you imagine?"
    Best joke I've ever heard on this channel. And this channel has millions of great jokes.

    • @odil7583
      @odil7583 4 роки тому +11

      Tenderfoot Prepper I also wrote that

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 роки тому +26

      Its just a current year joke. In 5 years its not that funny anymore. That being said: it was a good joke. The best one in this vid, but the best overall? Nah

    • @footofjuniper8212
      @footofjuniper8212 4 роки тому +11

      @@Marquis-Sade I thank the gentleman from the Autism delegation.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 роки тому +3

      @@footofjuniper8212 I dont see this gentleman.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 роки тому +8

      @@footofjuniper8212 Come back in 5 years and tell me if you still think this is the greatest!

  • @cyberwebr2758
    @cyberwebr2758 2 роки тому +362

    "It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
    Never gets old.

    • @cdorman11
      @cdorman11 2 роки тому +10

      Always fun to see how he's going to work it in. Amazing how many movies have a plot weakness that fits.

    • @blzahz7633
      @blzahz7633 2 роки тому +7

      Oh really?

  • @famousthaneus9810
    @famousthaneus9810 2 роки тому +105

    Studio Guy: Oh a sand empire!
    Anakin Skywalker: *heavy breathing*

    • @hydriumstudio
      @hydriumstudio Місяць тому

      Denis Villeneuve: *heavy breathing*

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 4 роки тому +1918

    "Waterfall makes lots of noise."
    "So why aren't the aliens trying to kill the waterfall all day long?"
    "Oh, get off my back about that."
    "Oh, okay. Let me get off of that thing."

    • @gortab
      @gortab 4 роки тому +260

      "So why don't they just... I dunno, turn on a wood chipper or something and let this alien thing solve itself?"
      "What?"
      "Or maybe install some speakers on the side of a cliff that play loud music so the aliens fall off the cliff if they try to attack the music?"
      "I dunno, maybe the aliens are good climbers."
      "Or have some noise makers playing in the middle of a minefield?"
      "Okay, I'm really going to need you to get off my back with ways to survive these monsters."

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 роки тому +36

      @@gortab Well, if the aliens destroy the wood chipper or the speaker, then it gets quiet (they would slash at the source of the sound). And it seems the aliens can "stick" to the walls (to some level) -- their stick ability won't help them from a concaved pitfall though (a big jar-like pitfall). And I assume they have high durability to take mine explosions -- otherwise, they'd be dead long before the movies began.

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 роки тому +67

      @@gortab I'm now imagining tucker and dale versus the quiet place aliens.

    • @8584zender
      @8584zender 4 роки тому +30

      @@michaelsong5555 No doubt. These aliens have to be able to survive 7.62 rounds or they would have been handled. Presumably they can also penetrate through steel armor plating and concrete. Also, they must have some ranged weapons and not just their limbs and teeth given that there are about a billion guns on the planet.

    • @PenheartKings
      @PenheartKings 4 роки тому +6

      @@gortab So, think of it like this, must hit brain...And all of the things you mentioned don't hit brain.
      Cheers.

  • @THX11458
    @THX11458 4 роки тому +471

    "Why risk bringing a screaming baby into the world?...Why take that chance?"
    "Well they're both very attractive."

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 4 роки тому +3

      R B1229 I don’t know how long after she gets pregnant when all the aliens come, or whatever, because she have gotten pregnant before all the monster showed up for the first time?

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 4 роки тому +32

      @@jessejive117 if it is day 472 over a whole year has gone by since the monsters came. A baby only takes..you know, nine months

    • @Lonestar512
      @Lonestar512 4 роки тому +25

      @@Nirwanda001 come on.... Math is hard

    • @jamesbrooks2288
      @jamesbrooks2288 4 роки тому +9

      @@jessejive117theres a time skip in the film after the kid dies, but something like a year? So it seems like "oh he ded. Try agin?" "OK LOL"

    • @theherooffire007
      @theherooffire007 4 роки тому +6

      No TV or smartphones means big families. Aliens or no aliens. 😉

  • @thomasjohannesen1003
    @thomasjohannesen1003 2 роки тому +200

    I fell over laughing at "Her husband just died"
    "He did, but this is a cool moment to cut to black on"
    5:50

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 2 роки тому +71

    the small *huegh-huegh-huegh* of suppressed sadness 😢

  • @dhollsynthmusic
    @dhollsynthmusic 4 роки тому +1281

    "Evelyn is pregnant"
    "She's pregnant??"
    "It means she's gonna have a baby"
    hahaha...i love Ryan's absurdism, could watch a whole movie of it

    • @mmariankaa
      @mmariankaa 4 роки тому +13

      I hope Netflix is reading this :)

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 роки тому +10

      Me too, his absurdism REALLY makes these videos! 😂

    • @spookyboy101
      @spookyboy101 4 роки тому +16

      I would absolutely watch a pitch meeting about that movie

    • @TheMarkster245
      @TheMarkster245 4 роки тому +14

      A baby what is it?
      It’s small human that cry’s a lot but that’s not important right now

    • @davidbjacobs3598
      @davidbjacobs3598 4 роки тому +7

      I mean I've probably watched a couple days worth of Ryan by this point. Like a whole Breaking Bad length of just Ryan talking to himself. Pretty sure I've already watched that, but then again I don't know math is hard.

  • @96grunge
    @96grunge 4 роки тому +1250

    “So was it hard to give birth to a child without making any noise?”
    *“Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”*

    • @tarantinoburrows1406
      @tarantinoburrows1406 4 роки тому +28

      "Oh really?"

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 роки тому +30

      Haha, I also love how Ryan manages to conjure up ways to fit this line into every single one of his pitches! 🤣

    • @christinastafford3806
      @christinastafford3806 4 роки тому +15

      Saying super easy barely a inconvenience is tight

    • @nobodyuknow2490
      @nobodyuknow2490 4 роки тому +12

      wow wow OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    • @JR-sx3gl
      @JR-sx3gl 4 роки тому +19

      It's not the "not screaming while birthing" part, but the "keeping the baby from crying loud enough for the monsters to hear" part that is the most challenging
      There was a whole generation of women giving birth in the soviet era when if they were too annoying for the medical staff they were bullied and abused. That meant not making too much noise. Back than you were not allowed anyone with you till it's over. It's only way into the 90's when the whole initiative of giving birth without abuse got friction. You could bring someone with you, which meant a more respectful atmosphere, better support and help and made all the difference for the young mothers who didn't have to rely on bribing half of the staff or being married to some important party leader or general.

  • @anvos658
    @anvos658 Рік тому +70

    You really hit this nail on the head, if you think about it these monsters would be "super easy, barely an inconvenience" for humans to stop before they turned the world into a horror scenario.

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia Рік тому +14

      They'd be only slightly more difficult to deal with than the "can smell fear but apparently has no other senses" monsters from After Earth.

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@MacrocheniaThose would be super easy, barely an inconvenience to deal with

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia 10 місяців тому

      @@kh6853 I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back.

  • @rustyshacklford245
    @rustyshacklford245 3 роки тому +61

    I just realized that part of this movie would take place during the emergence of brood x cicadas, what the hell would the aliens do with all that noise everywhere?

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 2 роки тому +5

      Probably ignore it, same as they do with rivers, waterfalls, and other areas of constant loud noise.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 2 роки тому +7

      @@felynecomrade Wow - cicadas save the world! for two days, every fourteen years...

    • @marthamryglod291
      @marthamryglod291 2 роки тому +1

      @@KrillLiberator lol

  • @samuelhowe3465
    @samuelhowe3465 3 роки тому +1706

    I love how this channel makes every single movie ever made sound like it was written by a child who should never be left alone with pen and paper again

    • @corsewonder4761
      @corsewonder4761 2 роки тому +81

      even without this channel, most contemparary american movies makes you feel this way or rather, like they were made for children and not the sharpest of the lot.

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 2 роки тому +10

      @@corsewonder4761 LOL "contemporary"

    • @Madmonkeman
      @Madmonkeman Рік тому +17

      Yeah I loved this movie and it does sound a little ridiculous now

    • @honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126
      @honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126 Рік тому +12

      This movie probably was written by a kid.

    • @dropboxmoabit384
      @dropboxmoabit384 Рік тому +7

      well, this one was.

  • @Jaerayy
    @Jaerayy 4 роки тому +4276

    “It’s 2020 so all the streets are deserted “
    “Oh wow completely empty streets in 2020 could you imagine”
    *looks outside*
    .....well played

  • @livewireOrourke
    @livewireOrourke 2 роки тому +81

    "Could we have it be a little more consistent?"
    "No."
    "Dang it."
    😂😂😂🤣

  • @KravMagoo
    @KravMagoo 3 роки тому +16

    "Wow! What are the odds of that??"
    "I don't know...math is hard."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 4 роки тому +425

    Producer: Completely empty streets in 2020, can you imagine?
    Me: *Nervously laughs in quarentine.*

  • @agraciotti
    @agraciotti 4 роки тому +1534

    "he forgets where his own nose is" KILLED me. Lmfao

  • @martinwettig8212
    @martinwettig8212 Рік тому +32

    I can totally imagine John Krasinsky giving this exact movie pitch.

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 роки тому +1435

    i came here again just to laugh a lot hahah catharsis!

  • @somehighlights2851
    @somehighlights2851 4 роки тому +14047

    I hope Ryan is getting AT LEAST 70% of the money that Screen Rant makes. He is the only reason most of us suscribed to Screen Rant.

    • @diplamatikjuan3595
      @diplamatikjuan3595 4 роки тому +2128

      Speak for yourself, I subscribed for the other awesome screen rant conte.....,man, it's tough to say that with a straight face

    • @jawill24
      @jawill24 4 роки тому +847

      I Wish I could mute the other stuff and only get this

    • @RawWrtochi19
      @RawWrtochi19 4 роки тому +267

      They should see this

    • @martinwesterstrand
      @martinwesterstrand 4 роки тому +418

      THIS times a million. He is the ONLY reason for my being here.

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 4 роки тому +416

      It was funny when they posted the thanks for 7 mil subs and most the comments were about people only subbing for Ryan

  • @greynotgray6808
    @greynotgray6808 4 роки тому +455

    "Wow. What are the chances of that?"
    "I don't know, math is hard."

    • @rike94
      @rike94 4 роки тому +5

      'Odds', not 'chances'. Pay attention to the video. Sigh.

    • @ishowedyouthat2575
      @ishowedyouthat2575 4 роки тому +8

      @@rike94 you're annoying

    • @qqqfuzion2582
      @qqqfuzion2582 4 роки тому

      @@ishowedyouthat2575 no one is the same as the other people who a bit of the film and I have a great use of the day

    • @rike94
      @rike94 4 роки тому +6

      @@ishowedyouthat2575 I need you to get all the way of my back now, please

    • @stephanies5281
      @stephanies5281 4 роки тому +2

      @@qqqfuzion2582 lol what? 🤗

  • @dyios
    @dyios 3 роки тому +14

    0:15 was Ryan trying to hold back his sneeze to stay in character or??

    • @krimson_flux
      @krimson_flux 2 роки тому +10

      He was on the verge of crying

  • @johnnythesnow253
    @johnnythesnow253 Рік тому +2

    4:57 I absolutely love when the producer guy is confused and says "What?" while grinning:)

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +1201

    "Why risk bringing a screaming baby into the world?"
    "Accidents do happen."
    *Spoken like a true parent.*

    • @jillruff1655
      @jillruff1655 4 роки тому +38

      ...or every cast member on Teen Mom ever. Not that Ima fan of Teen Mo-
      ...nvmnd. This quarantine's got me watching all kindsa crap TV lately. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah. As much as I like this movie, that was a pretty big goof. I usually rationalize it by saying that these two people who are obviously attracted to each other have no one else to help them cope with not having sex. They have no friends around, they clearly wouldn’t discuss it with their children, which just leaves each other, whom they’re both (pardon my gutter talk) horny for.
      But even then I concede it’s a pretty weak argument.

    • @dre4mzzy735
      @dre4mzzy735 4 роки тому +7

      Spoken like my parents after they had me! Wait....

    • @ninadouglas6289
      @ninadouglas6289 4 роки тому +12

      It goes to show you that even when birth control is free people still have unprotected sex.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 роки тому +8

      Nina Douglas that’s exactly it. they had access to a nearly unlimited amount of birth control pills, which skipping the placebo week also means no periods, during an apocalypse.

  • @fieryeurochick3194
    @fieryeurochick3194 4 роки тому +4119

    It just occurred to me that the sand trail would’ve had to be redone whenever it rained or at the very least every other time.

    • @dominikinimod
      @dominikinimod 3 роки тому +83

      You see him fix the trail.

    • @omeganova4332
      @omeganova4332 3 роки тому +569

      @@dominikinimod it doesn't change how ludicrously difficult it would be to maintain and the amount of resources and work it would take, I mean, just wind in general blows sand, it's not practical in the least

    • @theunknown4645
      @theunknown4645 3 роки тому +208

      Yeah like just put carpet down or something

    • @jamssnana4084
      @jamssnana4084 3 роки тому +117

      No, the sand would just settle into the ground a bit, pack in to the basic shape he put it down in on the trail. He'd have to add more as time goes by, but it wouldn't wash away because of rain.
      Added bonus: everybody's feet are soft as baby's bottoms from walking on the sand so much. No pedicures needed. 😂

    • @beady0081
      @beady0081 3 роки тому +130

      What about a windy day? It would blow thd sand everywhere
      Why don't they just gave something soft on their shoes?

  • @albogypsy2842
    @albogypsy2842 3 роки тому +9

    "I don't understand how these aliens behave..."
    "That's ok" 😃

  • @silastmales1516
    @silastmales1516 2 роки тому +80

    15 seconds in and I've already Lol'd😂
    Edit: "Then later her water's gonna break"
    "Oh yeah, that's when the baby pees to let you know it's on it's way"
    "That's not what that is"
    "Well"
    😂😂😂

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 4 роки тому +139

    -Giving birth is Tight!
    -That's part of the problem

    • @bruceleeds7988
      @bruceleeds7988 4 роки тому +1

      Then he said "You never complained before"

  • @mothmanprophet11
    @mothmanprophet11 3 роки тому +23

    "I'm sad all the time." I'm laughing but now I feel bad.

  • @MadamInsanity88
    @MadamInsanity88 3 роки тому +6

    I was just eating Pez
    4:41
    I am no longer eating Pez

  • @optimusprime4090
    @optimusprime4090 4 роки тому +303

    I will never tire of hearing "so you have a movie for me?"

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 4 роки тому +3

      Me either prime

    • @jaxonkruz7477
      @jaxonkruz7477 4 роки тому +12

      yes sir i do

    • @gnaius
      @gnaius 4 роки тому +7

      If Ryan ever leaves ScreenRant, I hope the last Movie Pitch video is simply:
      "So you have a movie for me?"
      "Nope"
      *end music, cut to 'Ryan leaves ScreenRant' shot*

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 4 роки тому +1

      I'm like a Pavlovs dog at this point...

    • @holly_ween
      @holly_ween 4 роки тому

      So, you have a movie for me?

  • @acgonzales7
    @acgonzales7 3 роки тому +3261

    "The alien is gonna kill the raccoon....but later when it's quietly walking through a field"
    "What? Like as revenge for having made a noise earlier?"
    LMAO

  • @WorldBreaker42
    @WorldBreaker42 3 роки тому +138

    Imagine if the pitch meeting was just Ryan being quiet the whole time 😂

    • @Darith926
      @Darith926 3 роки тому +9

      That would be consistent. Gotta pitch the movie the way you want it to be, and in this case: Not consistent.

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah

  • @briananekea7480
    @briananekea7480 3 роки тому +15

    "Oh, you have a movie for me?" "Yes sir I do.* Best words I've been hearing the past two days.

  • @mmariankaa
    @mmariankaa 4 роки тому +198

    *”Oh forgetting the location of your nose is TIGHT”*
    That sentence combined with John’s image of his finger missing his nose made me laugh harder than I should.

    • @deveousdevil
      @deveousdevil 4 роки тому +15

      I laughed so hard an alien killed me.

    • @mmariankaa
      @mmariankaa 4 роки тому +7

      @@deveousdevil Whoops.

    • @jesuguru2394
      @jesuguru2394 4 роки тому +9

      @@mmariankaa Whoopsie!

  • @lukebrehm1986
    @lukebrehm1986 3 роки тому +31

    "So lee shushs him so hard he forgets where his own nose is!!" 😂😂 Omg....
    Id like to subscribe 5 more times just for that line alone. 😂😂😂

  • @antonioortiz4544
    @antonioortiz4544 3 роки тому +5

    I peed my pants at about 3:20. "Listen, the more you think about this concept, the more survival solutions you're going to find and I'm going to need you to get off my back about all of them."

  • @abhimattripathi6727
    @abhimattripathi6727 4 роки тому +193

    So....Was it hard to make pitch meetings during quarantine???
    Ryan: ''ACTUALLY IT WAS SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE''.

  • @JohnDoe-dj3lw
    @JohnDoe-dj3lw 4 роки тому +931

    "He sets off fireworks FOR HOURS?"
    "Oh no she gives birth in like five minutes"
    LMFAO

    • @johnpotts8308
      @johnpotts8308 3 роки тому +54

      ...though it is her fourth delivery, so being relatively quick is quite reasonable (though probably more than five minutes).

    • @RooftopRose079
      @RooftopRose079 3 роки тому +30

      @@johnpotts8308 Can you imagine the human race if women were able to give birth in five minutes?

    • @refineddoggo6657
      @refineddoggo6657 3 роки тому +20

      @@RooftopRose079 there would still be child growth for a few months before birth, so largely the same:/

    • @toniodejimi3905
      @toniodejimi3905 3 роки тому +6

      that’s what I said! she’d had to give birth for HOURS

    • @suisinghoraceho2403
      @suisinghoraceho2403 3 роки тому +21

      Depends on how wide you want to define the process of “give birth”. The final push (which is usually the loud bit) could quite possibly be over within 5 minutes.

  • @englishislit7720
    @englishislit7720 2 роки тому +8

    I just don't want you to think about the implication that ambient sound would solve a lot of the problems with these aliens. . . . Gold!

  • @HasufelyArod
    @HasufelyArod 3 роки тому +7

    1:37 Darth Vader would like to know your location.

  • @noctis69something95
    @noctis69something95 4 роки тому +224

    “The more you think about the the more survival solutions you’re gonna find and Im gonna need you to get WAY off my back about that”

    • @phoebez7914
      @phoebez7914 4 роки тому +1

      Ok, let me get off of that thing

  • @thorondor1593
    @thorondor1593 4 роки тому +466

    "A sand empire!"
    (nervous jedi noises)

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 3 роки тому +5

      @Vash the Stampede YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!

    • @arkadebmandal6963
      @arkadebmandal6963 3 роки тому +7

      Why is a lotr fan commenting a star wars quote on a horror movie video

    • @thorondor1593
      @thorondor1593 3 роки тому +5

      @@arkadebmandal6963 You've only scratched the surface.

    • @amakky1989
      @amakky1989 3 роки тому +4

      Thorondor scratching surfaces is TIGHT

  • @pocketofus7428
    @pocketofus7428 2 роки тому +8

    “Isn’t it gonna be hard to make pitch meetings with the same script each time interesting.”
    “Actually it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience”

  • @beewell1600
    @beewell1600 2 роки тому +4

    "the more you gonna think about this concept, the more survival solutions you gonna find" i cant

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 4 роки тому +950

    Completely empty streets in 2020?! Preposterous, who would ever imagine such a thing that would be scarier than a monster movie?! 👹

    • @uno23sleep
      @uno23sleep 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahahahahahahaha. xD

    • @rossdiamondthief6627
      @rossdiamondthief6627 4 роки тому +9

      Trina Q John Krasinski must’ve made a deal with the devil lol

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 роки тому +12

      ....sounds like my ex-wife” 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @marchantofcabbage3517
      @marchantofcabbage3517 4 роки тому +8

      Actually it's super easy barly an inconvenience

    • @davidbjacobs3598
      @davidbjacobs3598 4 роки тому +4

      I live in Astoria and still can't imagine it because people don't understand that they're going to die.

  • @danielattrell
    @danielattrell 4 роки тому +741

    So you have a movie for- *Monster breaks into office*

    • @joshstern3940
      @joshstern3940 4 роки тому +14

      Why does this not have a billion likes. It's the best comment Ive ever seen🤣🤣🤣

    • @spookyboy101
      @spookyboy101 4 роки тому

      Oh haha I get it now

    • @fawzigramajo
      @fawzigramajo 4 роки тому

      Be ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WolfRamAndHart
      @WolfRamAndHart 4 роки тому +9

      Quickest, Pitch Meeting. Ever.

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah so a sand empire! 🤣🤣

  • @gamgam7979
    @gamgam7979 3 роки тому +38

    the way the director or whatever he is starts crying after he talks about his ex

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 4 роки тому +178

    "So you have a UA-cam channel to carry for me?"
    "Yes sir I do. It's called Screen Rant"

    • @theatre721
      @theatre721 4 роки тому +1

      Oooooooh snap

    • @batnacks
      @batnacks 4 роки тому +28

      “Oh, what’s that channel like?”
      “Well they make videos of lists of things about other things”
      “What kind of lists are we talking about”
      “A bunch of stuff that people already know about”
      “Why would people click on those videos?”
      “Well you see they give these videos really clickbaity titles to trick people into thinking they they’re going to be interesting”
      “Oh, tricking people into watching your videos is tight”
      “It is sir. So anyway they suddenly start making these different kind of videos called pitch meetings”
      “So what kind of pitches are we talking about here?”
      “Mostly movies”
      “Oh really?”
      “Yeah. And you see these videos start getting just super popular, in fact so popular that people just start asking them to only make those kind of videos”
      “So they stop making the list videos that people don’t like and only make the pitch meetings?”
      “Well no, that would mean having to care about their content”
      “Oh that makes sense”

    • @savageprince9829
      @savageprince9829 4 роки тому +5

      @@batnacks that was amazing

    • @csillakaszas7285
      @csillakaszas7285 4 роки тому +3

      fyi, there is a pitch meeting for pitch meeting

    • @jarink1
      @jarink1 4 роки тому +2

      Pitch Meeting is the only reason I don't block this channel. The rest of their videos are garbage, often with liberal-slanted politics thrown in.

  • @YETTheShow
    @YETTheShow 4 роки тому +276

    “I dunno...math is hard.” Ryan you just summed up every trip of mine to the dollar store.

  • @StevenRerani
    @StevenRerani 3 роки тому +5

    He shushes him so hard, he forgot where his nose is! Lol

  • @aaaaaaaaa6470
    @aaaaaaaaa6470 3 роки тому +9

    "WOW, what are the odds of that?"
    "I don't know, math is hard!"

  • @theoneintheback3783
    @theoneintheback3783 4 роки тому +804

    “They fall into some corn and reenact a scene from Titanic.”
    “What.”
    “Anyway,”

    • @joecoolberry911
      @joecoolberry911 3 роки тому +7

      That’s like the definition of why these are so darn good

    • @spongebobsquarepants2981
      @spongebobsquarepants2981 3 роки тому +1

      @@joecoolberry911 what's good?

    • @RedInside_live
      @RedInside_live 2 роки тому +4

      @@spongebobsquarepants2981 the corn

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 2 роки тому +5

      "Oh God, I hope they don't... you know... put any handprints on car windows?"
      "Gross."
      "I know, right?"

  • @peanusbenis5631
    @peanusbenis5631 4 роки тому +132

    "I'm sad all the time."
    Before these videos, so was I.

  • @asabee1055
    @asabee1055 3 роки тому +5

    4:55
    IM DEAD XDDDDDD

  • @samaelament
    @samaelament 3 роки тому +6

    This was my favorite use of "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @QJJ245
    @QJJ245 4 роки тому +109

    Wait...are the streets supposed to be empty during a quarantine?
    Me: Yes.
    Everyone driving around and walking about anyway: Whoops
    Me: Whoopsie

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 4 роки тому

      DaQueen245 The streets aren’t supposed to be empty and shouldn’t be empty lol

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 4 роки тому

      They sometimes need to resupply, though

    • @trentrossdale638
      @trentrossdale638 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @tigerbread78
    @tigerbread78 4 роки тому +186

    Ryan's back must be killing him, from carrying this channel. And no, I didn't steal this comment from a previous post. Sometimes people can be unoriginal, but it ain't theft. Comment sections are big, I don't read through them all.

    • @M.Babadook
      @M.Babadook 4 роки тому +15

      Underrated comment is underrated.

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr 4 роки тому +9

      Meg Hal9000 overused comment is overused

    • @PlushMaker400
      @PlushMaker400 4 роки тому

      ???????? Ayyyyyyy! Nice one!

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 4 роки тому +3

      That's why he's always saying get all the way off my back

    • @PlushMaker400
      @PlushMaker400 4 роки тому

      Emmelene Perencevich If I remember correctly he does, but for some reason he’s forced to post pitch meetings on the Screen Rang channel

  • @persona2grata
    @persona2grata 2 роки тому +5

    Lol, it never even occurred to me that you could set up a bunch of speakers to raise the amount of ambient noise, effectively neutralizing the aliens ability to hear people with precision. But once he mentioned that it raises the obvious question of why the military didn't establish huge speaker systems at fortified locations and just tear the aliens apart when they came to investigate. Also why they didn't experiment with different frequencies, noises, and volumes once they realized how sensitive the alien's ears were.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Рік тому +1

      I woulda went straight for feedback. I've got speakers that are ABOVE the amp limit for the amplifier, and specialty ear plugs. So I could go to town. You'll never overload.
      Btw, how does Dr. Emmet Brown in Back to the Future NOT figure this out in the 1st scene?? But develops a TIME MACHINE, huh? Lol

  • @Tortilla.Reform
    @Tortilla.Reform 2 роки тому

    @0:13. That half laugh/cry may be my favorite human reaction ever

  • @adamwishneusky
    @adamwishneusky 4 роки тому +118

    “Hope you enjoyed that pitch meeting” lol as if any of them aren’t hilarious!

    • @nadakhalil3869
      @nadakhalil3869 4 роки тому +5

      Enjoying pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @samuelguetta8445
    @samuelguetta8445 4 роки тому +255

    Ryan: "An empire of sand"
    Dark Vader: *Heavy breathing*.

  • @dangerbird64
    @dangerbird64 Рік тому +5

    i barked an inappropriately loud laugh when he said, “he shushes him so hard he forgets where his nose is.” had i been in the movie i would have been dead.

  • @joshuaprietophoto
    @joshuaprietophoto Рік тому +18

    Thank you Ryan for perfecting putting our thoughts on this movie into effect
    I didn't understand why it was so well received with all its problems

    • @Jorah123456789
      @Jorah123456789 Рік тому +8

      Because it had an interesting spin having basically no dialogue. However, this spin was interesting for maybe 15 minutes, then the movie just became boring. This also brought some other negative impacts on the movie, for example there was basically no character development.

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 4 місяці тому

      @@Jorah123456789 It sounds like this movie could have been a very nice short movie, like 10-15 minutes maximum, likely with a single monster.

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 4 роки тому +476

    The best thing I need in this forsaken quarantine.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 роки тому +7

      Agreed, UA-cam videos are the definite highlight of this global quarantine!

    • @WillOfMyD
      @WillOfMyD 4 роки тому +3

      Did you mean for that to rhyme?

    • @CrypticRite
      @CrypticRite 4 роки тому +4

      Don't forget to look up the song "Terryfolds"

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 4 роки тому +1

      Ditto from Italy.

    • @TheRAMBO9191
      @TheRAMBO9191 4 роки тому +1

      i read that so fast i saw foreskin hahahhahh

  • @Thunderbender18830
    @Thunderbender18830 4 роки тому +183

    Screenwriter: The more you think about it the more survival solution’s you’re gonna come up with so I’m gonna need you to get off my back about it.
    Producer: Okay I’ma get off of that thing.
    Aww he’s learning. It usually takes him much longer to get off of that thing.

  • @briankehinde6712
    @briankehinde6712 3 роки тому +3

    "Get off my back about all of them." "Yeah, I'm gonna get back off of that thing." I love that part.

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 3 роки тому +8

    "So the aliens dont kill the racoon straight away but kills it later as revenge for making noise?"

  • @clementsimunyu5616
    @clementsimunyu5616 4 роки тому +409

    “The truck doesn’t make any noises when it moves?” “Apparently not”. 😂😂When you realize that all those names that are shown after the movie ends couldn’t pick up how ridiculous that logic is...

    • @stelonous
      @stelonous 4 роки тому +48

      The movie just insults your intelligence all the way through.

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 4 роки тому +42

      Considering 99.9% of those names at the end of movie have nothing to do with the script, be pretty hard for them to pick up on anything you are implying...

    • @Unforgiven11
      @Unforgiven11 4 роки тому +14

      I remember them just like.. putting it in neutral and rolling down the hill not actually starting it. But I could be wrong!

    • @thanatoast4389
      @thanatoast4389 4 роки тому +19

      Unforgiven11 the do, it’s still a couple of thousand of pounds moving down a dirt road.

    • @mmmchestnut4085
      @mmmchestnut4085 4 роки тому +10

      See I figure since it had just killed their dad that maybe it was busy eating him and didn't bother to chase the truck

  • @oscarbuckley6980
    @oscarbuckley6980 4 роки тому +61

    "I'm sad all the time"
    "NICE!"

  • @MrTony-rx7tk
    @MrTony-rx7tk 3 роки тому +6

    “Oh, forgetting the location of your nose is tight!”

  • @Nitote
    @Nitote 3 роки тому +8

    Actually, the birth of my daughter took 3 minutes and 46 seconds, nurses didn't have time to prepare, and after witnessing this up close i had to go to my own quiet place.

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 роки тому

      Uhh. I would NEVER want to see that.

    • @Nitote
      @Nitote 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrsx7944 No sir, you would not.

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 роки тому +2

      @@Nitote I'm a woman and I definitely wouldn't want to see it. Especially after going through it myself. I can't even imagine 🤢🤢🤢

    • @Nitote
      @Nitote 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrsx7944 Ah, pardon me, picture threw me off. Good job :)

  • @hester234
    @hester234 4 роки тому +83

    Next week: Pitch meeting for "I am Legend", screenwriter guy and producer guy wearing gloves and masks

  • @Theultimateginger
    @Theultimateginger 4 роки тому +449

    This quarantine is gonna be super easy barely and inconvenience

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 4 роки тому +37

      I need you to get ALL the way off my back ... and stand 1.5 meters away from me.

    • @sir_will_iam
      @sir_will_iam 4 роки тому +38

      Being an introvert during a worldwide lockdown is *TIGHT!*

    • @smithcubs
      @smithcubs 4 роки тому +7

      I love these comments.

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 4 роки тому +4

      @@sir_will_iam barely an inconvenience

    • @quacknatetv7837
      @quacknatetv7837 4 роки тому +4

      @@EweChewBrrr01 Oh whoops!

  • @lawrencewhite2533
    @lawrencewhite2533 2 місяці тому

    That little shudder cry from producer guy at the beginning is total genius.

  • @jordanpratt606
    @jordanpratt606 3 роки тому +66

    *"The movie is set in 2020"*
    Honestly blind aliens would not be the weirdest thing to happen in this godforsaken year

    • @WebDeva7
      @WebDeva7 3 роки тому +2

      It’s November. There’s still time for more things to go wrong this year.

    • @RooftopRose079
      @RooftopRose079 3 роки тому +3

      Let's all agree that when future generations ask about 2020 we all say "We don't talk about that."

    • @nadiacalembe1546
      @nadiacalembe1546 3 роки тому +1

      I think it was suggested on the pitch meeting for 2020, but they agreed it was a step too far.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 3 роки тому

      Murder hornets and nunchuk bears are watching.

    • @janewinslow9268
      @janewinslow9268 3 роки тому +1

      Mishka it's May 13 and it's getting worse.

  • @itsjavy
    @itsjavy 4 роки тому +62

    “Well, they fall into some corn and reenact a scene from Titanic.” 💀💀💀

  • @digeok9261
    @digeok9261 3 роки тому +4

    "Completely empty Roads in 2020" that hit hard

  • @fatosdour2518
    @fatosdour2518 2 роки тому +2

    “Super easy, barely an inconvenience” is one of the best quotes ever. 😂

  • @ColdHawk
    @ColdHawk 4 роки тому +886

    “Completely empty streets in 2020, can you imagine?”
    COVID HUMOR IS TIGHT!

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 4 роки тому +141

    "completely empty streets in 2020...can u imagine?!"
    ohwww yeah baby ohh yeahhh

  • @robertclent5502
    @robertclent5502 2 роки тому +1

    Please do part 2 soonnnn

  • @cesarhugs
    @cesarhugs 2 роки тому

    I can't wait until you make part 2 !!!! I'm sooo looking forward to that.

  • @robbedballondorwski4487
    @robbedballondorwski4487 4 роки тому +20

    4:44 "Like an upside down Pez dispenser"
    I laughed so hard I'd would have attracted all the aliens on the world if I would have been in this movie

  • @PartialKredit
    @PartialKredit 4 роки тому +34

    Ryan really shouldn’t be breaking quarantine by talking to this movie executive.

  • @mrrainbrow423
    @mrrainbrow423 3 роки тому +3

    "What if someone brought nachos?"
    "They're screwed."

  • @dirgewordsmithe
    @dirgewordsmithe 2 роки тому +1

    0:13 yooooooooooo, I straight LOST it!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlphaCentauri24
    @AlphaCentauri24 4 роки тому +172

    00:15 "Completely empty streets in 2020! Can you imagine?"
    That hit hard.

  • @jinksdalfang8843
    @jinksdalfang8843 4 роки тому +423

    Spoilers: the dad did a backflip but the monster heard him and snapped his neck.

    • @karmallarma5871
      @karmallarma5871 4 роки тому +23

      Subverting classic Pitch Meeting lines is tight!

    • @Naappletree
      @Naappletree 4 роки тому +14

      And saved the day!

    • @ProductBasement
      @ProductBasement 4 роки тому +33

      If my dad tried a backflip, he wouldnt need a monster to snap his neck

    • @qwerty8382
      @qwerty8382 4 роки тому +4

      @@ProductBasement bruh if I did

    • @UnfriendlyGothGirl
      @UnfriendlyGothGirl 4 роки тому +1

      -actually the dad dodged did
      -oh and is it gonna be hard to dodge?
      -no actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @dropboxmoabit384
    @dropboxmoabit384 Рік тому +1

    "the more you think about it, the more survival solutions you're gonna find. so I need you to get all the way off my back about this."
    I imagine this is exactly how the real pitch for this movie went down.

  • @criticallycheesycaleb6681
    @criticallycheesycaleb6681 3 роки тому

    I saw part two a few days ago... It was fantastic so I'm ready for a third one.