Hey she's better than 90% of the characters they try to pass off as a strong female protagonist. She actually does smart things without having to explain why it's smart.
@@pungivergiverofpuns3611 well, i'm sure your school and college would agree you have no sense of humour 😉 Also ask them why you put a comma after 'and'. 😋
Pitch meeting and Screen rant: Who is your favorite? Everyone: I love you both equally Screen rant: *Leaves* Everyone to Pitch meeting: It’s you, and by a lot
@@joevenespineli6389 Yeah, Disney has been doing it for 4 decades. I had nightmares for two months in the early 80s because of one of their "kids" movies. Thanks, Disney.
“and then he says they had a woman as their chief and everybody laughs” “Wasn’t Queen Victoria on the British throne like 15 years before this?” “This literally no way for me to check that”
“So what’s the movie about” “It’s about a sailor and a lady going on and adventure” “Hmm I don’t know if that’s enough” “ did I mention they’re both attractive? “Ah that will do it”
Other films Disney has plans to make based on their rides: - It's a Small World After All - The WEDway Peoplemover - The Monorail at Disney World Florida - The Bathroom Facility Near the Admissions Gate.
The bathroom facility is a ride now? How ... how does that work, exactly? Or, are you saying the bathroom is like a ride for the pee, poop and puke that gets flushed down the toilets every day? Cause I'm not sure I'd want to see that kind of a movie...
I'm surprised he didn't mention that they could have just waited until the following night and picked literally thousands of flowers, since all the ticking clocks were resolved by that point and there was no need to hurry. And, you know, the moon comes up again about once every day.
@@duralumin594 also, isn't there just a giant hole in the ground above the subterranean tree for the moonlight to pass through? Seems like anyone walking around up there could just drop in with a rope.
"So the main character is a Botanist. Her name is Lily." "Okay, Lily, I got it." "Her name is Lily." "Yeah Okay her name is Lily." "Uh huh..." "I don't know what you're-oh that's like the plant!" "IT'S LIKE THE PLANT!"
I'm a professional herbalist, who knows MANY other herbalists... and guess what? EVERY single one of them have named their kids after plants or phytochemicals!
@@skyricharde6629 They named their kids after psycho chemicals? So one is named LSD, and another is named Acid- oh, PHYTOchemicals. That makes a lot more sense.
"Come to London..." "No, I'd rather die" That's exactly how the conversation went between me and my girlfriend at the time who was from the north of England lol
@@Nevenblue I mean, I've only been down south twice but where I'm from seems a lot more friendly. In Newcastle if you walk past someone and say "alright?" they'll reply and maybe have a short conversation. But I said that to someone in London and they looked at me like I was a damn alien.
Jungle Cruise was also similar to Raya and the Last Dragon (spoilers for both movies btw) -Main character needs to find something (or in Raya, multiple things) to help hundreds of people -Most of the movie takes place on a boat -Main character teams up with the person who’s in charge of the boat to help get these things -People turn to stone -At the end of the movie, one of the main characters turns to stone but then turns back into a person because they got the thing that they were looking for
Its also basically the same plot as the second anaconda movie. -in anaconda theres a flower that could possibly heal any disease and even bring immortality (instead of a plant, jungle cruise changes to a tree -the exploration team goes to amazonas -the captain of the boat has a pet, In anaconda it's a monkey and In jungle cruise it's a giant killer cat -the two paths that they must choose in the river (it's even the same split path river) -the waterfall, but, while in anaconda they didn't managed to get away from it and ended up starting a chain of events that eventually killed most of the crew by a giant snake and the scientist, jungle cruise managed to don't do that. -the indigine tribe, in anaconda they are all dead when the rest of the crew arrive and thanks to that the crew made a wooden boat, was betrayed by the scientist guy that run away with the boat to get the flower, while jungle cruise the tribe is alive and help them. -both of the plants can only blooms when the requirements are completed, while the flower in anaconda only blooms each few decades, the tree in jungle cruise only blooms by Making that damn puzzle. -both films end with the surviving crew (the whole crew in case of jungle cruise) having to go home in a shitty boat, while jungle cruise is just a destroyed boat, in anaconda it's just a wooden plataform
It's similar to a lot of adventure 'jungle/rainforest' movies. I thought of Romancing the Stone personally. JC doesn't really do anything original and is kinda derivative.
"Doesn't killing the undead guy with a golf club kinda break the rules of the movie that we set up?" "Well, you know, movie rules are more guidelines than actual rules."
@@TheRealNormanBates "Considering the entire plot to Cats is “wanting to die”," - Huh, so weird, that was precisely my feeling as I watched that movie.
It was INFURIATING when Lily decided to use the flower on Frank. She was sacrificing thousands of lives and her own life's goal for the sake of a man who wanted to die. To make matters worse she had no way of knowing that she would get a second petal or that the first petal would even save Frank. It could have very easily just been a waste
I hated how they were like oh no we can’t find her cause she left the river, then she immediately goes back to the river and proceeds to stay on the river for the rest of movie
To be fair, I think most people in her situation would take the immediate chance of saving a loved one vs. an also uncertain chance (will the petal even survive research? If it's magic, will "research" even produce any kind of results?) of potentially saving an unknown number of hypothetical strangers. Also, MacGregor had JUST told her Frank's last words were that she was world enough for him, so she knew he didn't actually want to die anymore.
@@StarryEyed0590 this is very similar to the, save a baby or a thousand human embryos. People use the idea for proving that embryos aren't alive but really we focus on the things we understand best. A baby anyone can understand. But some tubes of will be babies? I'm sorry but I wouldn't even know what to do with them.
Well, being trapped in that stone for eternity is apparently just pure torture forever, so I'd do the same. Like, personally I think it'd be kinda cruel to choose giving a few extra years of life to some people you don't even know over saving the soul of someone you love from eternal suffering.
-"So, you have a movie for me?" -"Yessir I do. You know Pirates of the Caribbean?" -"Of course, I made enough money off of that to buy Quebec!" -"Uh...ok sir. Well, I figure that we can do that again, but mix in some Indiana Jones in there so people don't know we're just -rehashing what we did before." -"Hmmm..." -"You don't like it?" -"I don't know, it doesn't seem like it'll make me enough cash to buy Ontario..." -"Is that your goal? Can you settle for something smaller, like Newfoundland?" -"No." -"Tell you what, how about we toss the Rock and Emily Blunt in there?" -"Ah, now that's a movie!" -"You think it'll do well?" -"Yeah, I think it's probably at least enough for Alberta..."
I do agree that his videos are waaaaay better than anything else on Screen Rant currently, but let's be fair here - him being on Screen Rant definitely helped him as well, he got much bigger audience in the early stages of his rise to fame.
@@dusan-renat Every hero has an origin story. But here's the thing, Ryan's views continue to grow. Screen Rant has fallen way off - meaning they are no longer creating the content that made them popular in the early days. If they were pulling their weight, they'd also be growing.
"...And The Rock plays a centuries old Spanish conquistador zombie" "The Rock plays a Spaniard conquistador? We're not even going to give him a mustache or anything?" "No even an accent, he'll literally just be Dwayne Johnson and no one is going to care"
@@Yarblocosifilitico I literally kept saying "please stop pronouncing things" throughout the movie. The narration, the main protagonists.... just terrible.
Dwayne Johnson is the new Sean Connery, rebooting The Rock, starring The Rock. And Nicolas Cage because he's desperate for work to pay off a court judgement.
"Wait, so this Francesco guy is immortal: doesn't die when stabbed, shot, or falling from a great height, suffers no damage from a fight with a leopard, and doesn't bleed or have any blood, but the natives can tranquilize him? How does this immortality thing work exactly?" "Unclear."
It's possible it didn't effect him remember the tupi were doing a show were friends with Frank. Also we saw that even though didn't bleed his skin could be punctured since had a sword through him.
And has functional lungs. 😄 I'm rarely a fan of these kind of movies but this was surprisingly fun and actually held my interest. The cast had good chemistry, too.
This is the same Disney that gave us an entire society of Atlanteans that forgot how to read their own language within their own 10,000+ year lifespans.
I really really thought (and wanted) Lili to save the Conquistadors. After all, all he wanted to do was to save his daughter. There was literally no other goal for them but to release the curse so they could move on.
They did become murderers and slaughtered many of the villagers when they tried to take the Arrowhead. Just because he was trying to save his daughter doesn't give him justification to slaughter innocent people. Being left to suffer for all eternity is a fitting punishment for all murderers.
@@leoncoben6983 yeah, he was a villain for sure slaughtering the tribe. But after 400 years, his only motivation for anything is to break the curse and cease existing. Seems like a win win. You are putting petty revenge over the greater good. Who to say, they won't be resurrected 100 (or less) years later, by the river changing course, etc. and then becoming a problem again for the local population. It's just kicking the can down the road, for someone else to deal with.
@@imibee5184 Maybe it's kind of an American millennial thing? We tend to wrap our erm, tragedy, in humor. We joke often about suicide. Not because it isnt serious, but because it is. I bet someday a psychologist will write an awesome thesis on what we do to cope lol. And that's not to give any value to our suffering over different locations or different generations. I just mention it because I can see how that could sound trite to a Brazillian. Like he's making fun of the tragedy of the country instead of taking it serious. He is, but its wrapped up differently, specifically to sound not serious. If that makes sense. Bless be to you and yours.
its... bad. every moment in the theater when a character almost dies I got excited because that could of ended the movie. but it kept going, its a woke movie directed to kids and people who get mad if there are no gay people in the movie even if the movie takes place in 1920.
To be fair about the “part of the curse is he exhaled oxygen?” We inhale about 21% oxygen, and we exhale 16% oxygen, so it could work? Kind of? It’s just the equivalent of breathing at about 7,000 meters above sea level. So, you know, not very enjoyable unless you’re an experienced mountaineer
In Leverage one scene talks about a character that's been chained to a chair and dumped into a pool sucking oxygen from the wood he's chained to. I would just call it movie magic but most of the series is based on fact so.... that might be possible. Sucking oxygen pockets from wood underwater. It sounds crazy but... the whole show does and I know for a fact the majority of it is based in reality. .
@@zoltanszaszi2264 Err...no. CPR has more to do with the chest compression to keep the blood flowing. Mouth-to-mouth breathing is optional for bystanders. Of course, it's better to have it but because people from the western world would rather see people die than get accused of sexual harassment (even though they're protected by Good Samaritan Law), most don't.
Apparently they tricked him in the small print, he thought he was getting a Rock Wrestlemaina style payoff. However he actually gets a subscription to the Geodemania website. He does get 10% of shirt sales however.
6:36 did they break the curse for the other guys too? Nope they need em for the sequel (that one guy just wanted to cure his daughter and is now tortured for eternity) 😢
@@cartermariano yeah, zika virus, bolsonaro, forest fires, lazy construction workers. but hey at least youre not famous for being the most corrupt money laundering tax haven on the planet while somehow also being a democracy in western europe and criticizing every other country for the exact same thing we do.
@@harth3432 "your point is null"? Also, the rain forest consumes as much oxygen as it produces. So your point is null. Also, those "indigenous people", by which you mean Stone Age Indians, have a pretty vast area to live on, and very few prefer to live in the wild. Like the last aborigines in Australia living on a Stone Age level, who eagerly gave that up for things like plumbing and steady access to food and water. Members of the same tribe had found them and said they'd come live with the rest of the tribe as soon as they'd tasted sugar. Not exactly Hollywood's "indigenous people live in harmony with nature and would never give that up!" statements.
@@essextaylor interesting point and read. 😊 however as a British classic car man it still feels incredibly strange. I feel that it would be as weird as biff driving a Morris Minor in back to the future.
@@XanderPhillips Maybe it’s all part of his “cover” as a 15th century Spaniard who’s spent the last 400 years in South America trying to convince people he’s from the U.S. for some weird reason.
"Well, sir, we gotta give children some nightmares or what are we even doing here?" Summing up both what was best about 80s kids movies, and what's been missing from modern kids movies.
When Ryan reviews a movie before I have seen it - I trust him. I mean, we all knew (those of us above 10 years of age) that that movie was going to be a dumpster fire, but having Ryan state the unknown obvious ahead of time is TIGHT!
I already felt like it was going to be a big dirty cheeseburger of a movie. I'm going to watch it anyway, at some point. Expectation: It'll likely be fun, but not fantastic. Then I watched the pitchmeeting. Opinion gains validation. Plans haven't changed.
Having watched it this weekend because I needed to kill time for 4+ hours, it was a surprisingly solid movie all around that doesn't suffer from any of the really awful writing tropes going around.
Should have included: _and we'll have a flashback that will feel, look and sound like a Latino novela, with Dwayne having an impressive beard and long hair_
And keeping someone trapped under water alive by having people swim down and breathe into their mouth is an actual technique. It was part of lifeguard training I had. Never had to really do it; I expect that in real life the trapped person would be too panicked for it to work.
Now in production, "The Dumbo Ride Movie," where the audience gets to wait for two hours outside in the heat and humidity for a movie that lasts 90 seconds.
“And then in the escape scene at the beginning of the movie, she’s gonna knock some swords off the wall and it gonna pin the guys clothes to the floor.” “How did she know they weren’t going to stab them?” “Unclear.” Also: “We’re going to make her brother gay for basic representation.” “Oh.” “Yeah, but we’re never going to touch on it again and not actually show anything gay happening on screen so we don’t loose money from Russia.”
Frank: gets stabbed and falls like 200 feet Me: oh it'll be fine, I mean the whole point of the movie is to get this petal that can cure any injury so the stakes will be higher since they have to save him- Frank: actually surviving was super easy, barely an inconvenience
"So Dwayne Johnson turns into a rock. That's kinda funny" "Why is that funny?" "You know the whole wrestling name thing." "Oh yeah I didn't even think about it Stone Cold Steve Austin" 🤣 😂
What is your favorite Ryan George moment? Let us know!
All of them. Which is why he needs his own channel, and stop propping up yours.
All of them
Summing up all the favourite moments.
Super easy barely an inconvenience.
@@jayintn71 he already has his own channel
Finding a favorite Ryan George moment is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
So what's the main character's personality?
Pants.
Pants are tight.
Sometimes, sure!
It’s a personality, and a nickname!
Captain Tight-pants? Wasn't that Firefly?
Think that was more of a gag
Hey she's better than 90% of the characters they try to pass off as a strong female protagonist. She actually does smart things without having to explain why it's smart.
Remember Disney, it’s not plagiarism if you’re copying yourself.
My school, and college, disagree
@@pungivergiverofpuns3611 well, i'm sure your school and college would agree you have no sense of humour 😉
Also ask them why you put a comma after 'and'. 😋
It's just laziness.
@@OldManPaxusYT me mentioning the school and college disapproving was also part of the joke. Which you obviously didn't get
@@OldManPaxusYT imagine not getting part of the joke you started. too quick to start an argument in the yt comment section bud
"That's a very jellical motivation!"
Secret easter egg referring to the Cats pitch meeting is tight!!!
When I saw that reference I immediately looked through the comments to see if any one else notice XD
The effects of the brain washing still linger.
And he's right... it IS a very jellical motivation.
@@AnonymOus-ss9jj YES.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
"Come with me to London.
No, I'd rather die.
Savage."
That really got me.
I love you
I’d rather die
same xD
If he's a Spanish guy from the 1500s then that's not an unreasonable reaction XD.
as assesses x
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“Oh a VERY Jellicle motivation!”
I laughed way too hard at this.
Producer guy is finding use of that word, finally.
It rocked my soul when I heard him say that
I didn't get it. What does it mean?
I thought that's what he said, but I couldn't believe it.
@@JayJay-md6um It's apparently a word used in the movie Cats, Ryan did a Pitch Meeting on it. The joke is that no one understands what jellicle means
So it's literally the only movie where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson turns into an actual rock
First
@@michnbdy Ratio
bro you're late
Someone needs to stop you and that damn evil moustache!
He also makes some rock based jokes/puns near the start of the film
Pitch meeting and Screen rant: Who is your favorite?
Everyone: I love you both equally
Screen rant: *Leaves*
Everyone to Pitch meeting: It’s you, and by a lot
I don't care for Gob
I wouldn’t even pretend, Pitch meeting gives me ton of enjoyable content and screen rant just fills my feed up with lazy content that I ignore😂
They would lose so many subs if Ryan left with pitch meeting.
I honestly have to keep reminding myself that Pitch Meetings is a part of Screen Rant.
I mean it's not a lie most screen rant video's have what 20k to 80k views, trailers from movies around 125k but pitch meetings always have millions 😂
"We got to give the kids some nightmares or else what are we even doing here."
Words to live by
That's a good point, wait no what
Your right, no wait what,
So anyway
Isnt that a disney tradition by this point?
@@joevenespineli6389 Yeah, Disney has been doing it for 4 decades. I had nightmares for two months in the early 80s because of one of their "kids" movies. Thanks, Disney.
That's what i put in the comments, was laughing
“Don’t let him talk you into making another jungle movie”
“Could you imagine”
Jungles are tight!
FF producers: This gives me an idea how to get him back to the Fast & Furious movies...
“and then he says they had a woman as their chief and everybody laughs”
“Wasn’t Queen Victoria on the British throne like 15 years before this?”
“This literally no way for me to check that”
Clever remark 👏
Also Queen Isabella of Spain.
And Queen Elizabeth of England.
And Queen Isabella II of Spain
@@Pam_Page lol 😂
-"Can't we get real shots of the rainforest?"
-"No, that's on fire"
-Me: Oh...
Thanks a lot, bernie sanders!
@@asd__1552 feel the burn
@@asd__1552 burn-ee sanders
"Can't be..." ??
@@asd__1552 Huh?
My favorite part is when Maui gives back the heart of Te Fiti to nature.
I mean what can he say except "you're welcome"?
i was waiting for this comment. you win all the internets today. your legacy shall be remembered.
@@MCDexpo lol you win best response. i salute you too.
"We can't film it in the rainforest."
"Why?"
"Because it's on FIRE!"
Good job, Bolsonaro
This one hit to close to home! 😔
I mean
Fair
Let’s hipe in the next election we get someone who cares about it
HAHAHAH HAHAHA HA haha ha heh he... hmm
Remember when Australia was on fire and then Covid happened?
“So what’s the movie about”
“It’s about a sailor and a lady going on and adventure”
“Hmm I don’t know if that’s enough”
“ did I mention they’re both attractive?
“Ah that will do it”
Every movie couple in a nutshell:
seriously? both?
Is there a 3rd guy so there's a romantic triangle?
What's wrong with sailors + ladies?
I know a sailor who is looking for a lady.
I know him very well...
Other films Disney has plans to make based on their rides:
- It's a Small World After All
- The WEDway Peoplemover
- The Monorail at Disney World Florida
- The Bathroom Facility Near the Admissions Gate.
The bathroom facility would make a great horror movie.
The bathroom facility is a ride now? How ... how does that work, exactly?
Or, are you saying the bathroom is like a ride for the pee, poop and puke that gets flushed down the toilets every day? Cause I'm not sure I'd want to see that kind of a movie...
Speed 3: Monorail!!!
I want to see a movie about a stand where they sell six-inch-long churros for $5!
Sounds like nightmares all around! 😅
I’m surprised he didn’t mention how the moon basically did a u turn in the last scene just so they could have a happy ending.
I'm surprised he didn't mention that they could have just waited until the following night and picked literally thousands of flowers, since all the ticking clocks were resolved by that point and there was no need to hurry. And, you know, the moon comes up again about once every day.
@@duralumin594 also, isn't there just a giant hole in the ground above the subterranean tree for the moonlight to pass through? Seems like anyone walking around up there could just drop in with a rope.
@@TheElectricMayhem Agreed.
Every mention of the Mummy brings down a wave of nostalgia.
One of the greatest films of all time.
Its basically Scorpion King if he is current Dwayne Johnson.
@@Owen-pj3ms True..My all-time favourite movie. Can watch any number of times!!
Tom Cruise?
The trailer was pretty funny with the wack sound effects
"Why?"
"Evil purposes!"
Thanks again, Screenwriter Guy, for explaining all the movies!!
“Oh no!” 😨
Because we all know humans are never evil.
“It’s kinda like the Mummy, except Hey Shut-up! No it’s not!”
“Oh my god!”
HAHAHA
First use of "Hey shut up!" in a Pitch Meeting!
"So the main character is a Botanist. Her name is Lily."
"Okay, Lily, I got it."
"Her name is Lily."
"Yeah Okay her name is Lily."
"Uh huh..."
"I don't know what you're-oh that's like the plant!"
"IT'S LIKE THE PLANT!"
OH your right that is funny
I'm a professional herbalist, who knows MANY other herbalists... and guess what? EVERY single one of them have named their kids after plants or phytochemicals!
Wow wow wow
@@skyricharde6629 They named their kids after psycho chemicals? So one is named LSD, and another is named Acid- oh, PHYTOchemicals. That makes a lot more sense.
“Wowowowowowowowowowow…”
“What actor did you have in mind for this?”
“The Rock!”
“Oh, he frickin’ loves jungle movies!”
Hel ye he does!
@@thorthegodofthunder2313 wow wow wow...wow
Anyone have a list of his Jungle movies? I'm struggling to remember more than Jumanjii.
@@kalebjacobsen9411 both jumanji’s, the rundown, journey 2: the mysterious island
@@EJaramillo don't forget the scorpion king and the mummy
"Come to London..."
"No, I'd rather die"
🤣🤣
He'll probably get stabbed once he gets there anyway.
@@Squidlark Shamk.
"Come to London..."
"No, I'd rather die"
That's exactly how the conversation went between me and my girlfriend at the time who was from the north of England lol
@@Nevenblue I mean, I've only been down south twice but where I'm from seems a lot more friendly. In Newcastle if you walk past someone and say "alright?" they'll reply and maybe have a short conversation.
But I said that to someone in London and they looked at me like I was a damn alien.
@@Nevenblue did she have a cool northern accent?
Jungle Cruise was also similar to Raya and the Last Dragon (spoilers for both movies btw)
-Main character needs to find something (or in Raya, multiple things) to help hundreds of people
-Most of the movie takes place on a boat
-Main character teams up with the person who’s in charge of the boat to help get these things
-People turn to stone
-At the end of the movie, one of the main characters turns to stone but then turns back into a person because they got the thing that they were looking for
Sounds more like One Piece to me.
Its also basically the same plot as the second anaconda movie.
-in anaconda theres a flower that could possibly heal any disease and even bring immortality (instead of a plant, jungle cruise changes to a tree
-the exploration team goes to amazonas
-the captain of the boat has a pet, In anaconda it's a monkey and In jungle cruise it's a giant killer cat
-the two paths that they must choose in the river (it's even the same split path river)
-the waterfall, but, while in anaconda they didn't managed to get away from it and ended up starting a chain of events that eventually killed most of the crew by a giant snake and the scientist, jungle cruise managed to don't do that.
-the indigine tribe, in anaconda they are all dead when the rest of the crew arrive and thanks to that the crew made a wooden boat, was betrayed by the scientist guy that run away with the boat to get the flower, while jungle cruise the tribe is alive and help them.
-both of the plants can only blooms when the requirements are completed, while the flower in anaconda only blooms each few decades, the tree in jungle cruise only blooms by Making that damn puzzle.
-both films end with the surviving crew (the whole crew in case of jungle cruise) having to go home in a shitty boat, while jungle cruise is just a destroyed boat, in anaconda it's just a wooden plataform
Raya and the last dragon should be named Raya: The last Mashup. I swear the writers basically do a mindstorm of sagas and build (copy) from there
Also to trust others is the moral.
It's similar to a lot of adventure 'jungle/rainforest' movies. I thought of Romancing the Stone personally. JC doesn't really do anything original and is kinda derivative.
The way Ryan just slips "jellicle" into his diction so casually got me good. XD
I had to replay to make sure i had heard right.
"Doesn't killing the undead guy with a golf club kinda break the rules of the movie that we set up?"
"Well, you know, movie rules are more guidelines than actual rules."
Perhaps the golf club was blessed by Cardinal Glick. ;-)
"Welcome aboard the Black Pe.." Wait wrong franchise.
So says Hector...
*Occasional* captain. 😜
Wow
I understood that reference
"That's on fire!" - Brazil sends kudos to that
What's wrong with you? Verified and have fewer than a 100 likes? Shame. Shame.
more like the earth...
@@crehenge2386 No, basically just Brazil.
@@cartermariano And California. And B.C
@@moonlight4665 And Australia soon.
They didn’t have to say “Jellicle” yet they did.
it's such a jellicle thing to do!
Considering the entire plot to *Cats* is “wanting to die”, it was actually a very jellicle use of the word jellicle.
@@TheRealNormanBates "Considering the entire plot to Cats is “wanting to die”," - Huh, so weird, that was precisely my feeling as I watched that movie.
Jellicle jellicle jellicle jellicle
I don't really have anything to add to this discussion, but I really want to use the word jellicle. So jellicle.
Jellicle jellicle.
I love how each Ryan pronounces “conquistador” differently
A lot of wacky things happen in Disney's films, but Dwayne Johnson being an immortal Spanish conquistador has to chart the top ten.
I don’t know I’m imagining the Rock singing the Bear Necessities in the animated version of the Jungle Book.
He's going to be a nigh immortal Middle Eastern warlord here soon.
It would be as absurd as Sean Connery playing an Egyptian who later became a Spaniard; nobody would ever go for it...
"And they are also gonna give each other silly nicknames like Skippy and Pants"
"Oohh Pants are TIGHT!!!"😂
"They are these days!"
@@meowmeowoverlord9504 "Oh that didn't sound right at all."
"Woops"
"Woopsie."😂😂
my pants sure are
Just realized that's a reference to the pitch meetings pitch meeting
Was anyone else annoyed by the overused pants joke? It feels like Disney has a problem with women wearing pants.
It was INFURIATING when Lily decided to use the flower on Frank. She was sacrificing thousands of lives and her own life's goal for the sake of a man who wanted to die. To make matters worse she had no way of knowing that she would get a second petal or that the first petal would even save Frank. It could have very easily just been a waste
I hated how they were like oh no we can’t find her cause she left the river, then she immediately goes back to the river and proceeds to stay on the river for the rest of movie
To be fair, I think most people in her situation would take the immediate chance of saving a loved one vs. an also uncertain chance (will the petal even survive research? If it's magic, will "research" even produce any kind of results?) of potentially saving an unknown number of hypothetical strangers. Also, MacGregor had JUST told her Frank's last words were that she was world enough for him, so she knew he didn't actually want to die anymore.
@@StarryEyed0590 this is very similar to the, save a baby or a thousand human embryos. People use the idea for proving that embryos aren't alive but really we focus on the things we understand best. A baby anyone can understand. But some tubes of will be babies? I'm sorry but I wouldn't even know what to do with them.
Well, being trapped in that stone for eternity is apparently just pure torture forever, so I'd do the same. Like, personally I think it'd be kinda cruel to choose giving a few extra years of life to some people you don't even know over saving the soul of someone you love from eternal suffering.
Right? like, bruh
The casual slip of "Jellicle" as an adjective straight up slayed me! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard I got light-headed!
It's so good, it is literally the same motivation the cats in Cats have lmao
I don't see why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
I caught that too. Sometimes its the little things.
SAME
Yes, 5:16 is so good
"He turns into a rock."
"Oh very clever."
"I hadn't even thought of that."
Stone Cold Steve cold Austin
Also the trailer plays "Rock the Boat". I'm ashamed how long it took me to get that.
"So do you have a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie for me?"
"Yes sir, I do. But without the Caribbean and a lot more jungle."
"Wow wow wow wow wow!"
“A very GELLICAL motivation”
That cats reference got me rollin lmao 😂😂😂
“Oh...Releasing cursed conqweestadors is TIGHT!”
"Full release" :D
releasing has a sick double meaning here lol
"I don't like how that makes me fee.."
" It doesn't MATTER how it makes you feel!!"
“So we can’t have any real jungles?”
“No they’re all on fire!”
That hit so hard
The fact that Producer Guy mispronounced “conquistador” in his “tight” comment made it all the more hilarious.
I still don't get why they say it in Spanish instead of saying "conqueror".
@@christiansalcedo217 Me too, I only do it when there is no word for it or there is no term that differentiates enough.
I do the opposite. When talking about Marvel, I always refer to “Kang the Conquistador” for consistency.
@@christiansalcedo217 Because a "conqueror" is a very generic term, whereas "conquistador" refers to something very specific.
"We gotta give children some nightmares, or what are we even doing here?"
The magic of Disney
The more you know 🌈
This is funny that i am waiting for a Pitch Meeting with more anticipation than the actual movie itself.
I don't look forward to movies anymore. I look forward to the Pitch Meetings.
The movies are largely trash…like this one
Anticipation for pitch meetings is tight!
@@NeoakiraIV Best Comment
"He'd rather die"
Oh a very jellical moment.
Sneaky lil Cats reference, I see you Ryan
That hypnosis was really strong.
Wow wow wow wow wow
He made a similar joke in the Ghost Rider pitch meeting. Not complaining, just spitting facts.
I died
Defeating the bee guy was super beesy, beely an inconbeenience.
-"So, you have a movie for me?"
-"Yessir I do. You know Pirates of the Caribbean?"
-"Of course, I made enough money off of that to buy Quebec!"
-"Uh...ok sir. Well, I figure that we can do that again, but mix in some Indiana Jones in there so people don't know we're just -rehashing what we did before."
-"Hmmm..."
-"You don't like it?"
-"I don't know, it doesn't seem like it'll make me enough cash to buy Ontario..."
-"Is that your goal? Can you settle for something smaller, like Newfoundland?"
-"No."
-"Tell you what, how about we toss the Rock and Emily Blunt in there?"
-"Ah, now that's a movie!"
-"You think it'll do well?"
-"Yeah, I think it's probably at least enough for Alberta..."
If this is how the pitch meeting goes man you are a legend and this comment should be marked in history of pitchmeetings
@@karthikeyan3d319 I agree😂
Bravo!
@@karthikeyan3d319 he's gonna take down this video and do that
The quest for Canada continues
My favorite Ryan moment? Him carrying Screen Rant by himself.
Damn right
30:1 view ratio. Screen Rant needs to get all the way off his back and let him do whatever he wants.
I do agree that his videos are waaaaay better than anything else on Screen Rant currently, but let's be fair here - him being on Screen Rant definitely helped him as well, he got much bigger audience in the early stages of his rise to fame.
@@dusan-renat Every hero has an origin story. But here's the thing, Ryan's views continue to grow. Screen Rant has fallen way off - meaning they are no longer creating the content that made them popular in the early days. If they were pulling their weight, they'd also be growing.
I hear he doesn't do lower body at the gym anymore.
Which was so weird because he's been getting serious gains but now we know. Now we know.
"...And The Rock plays a centuries old Spanish conquistador zombie"
"The Rock plays a Spaniard conquistador? We're not even going to give him a mustache or anything?"
"No even an accent, he'll literally just be Dwayne Johnson and no one is going to care"
the way he pronounces Aguirre is hilarious
let me guess, hes not even gonna bother having an zccent for black adam, is he?
@@Yarblocosifilitico I literally kept saying "please stop pronouncing things" throughout the movie. The narration, the main protagonists.... just terrible.
Dwayne Johnson is the new Sean Connery, rebooting The Rock, starring The Rock. And Nicolas Cage because he's desperate for work to pay off a court judgement.
Being racially ambiguous like Dwayne Johnson he can play any role any race
Decades later, we've finally learned what The Rock has been cooking: most of the vegetation of South America.
Can we all agree that the ending of Jungle Cruise and Soul is essentially "having your cake and eating it too."
Gotta make people think that greed actually pays off or the entire system would collapse heh
@PODCAST - SørenCast Z As a late "millennial", I disagree with your blanket statement ...
Didn't the guy in Soul basucally died at the end when he noticed his life had really no meaning?
I actually thought that "Soul" did that really well, tbh. Either that or I just really liked the last line of the movie, anyways
Little mermaid too. In the end she gets her legs back.
Please never stop making these pitch meetings.
They're hilarious!!!
"He just wants to die."
"Oh, A very Jelical motivation."
😁
"Wait, so this Francesco guy is immortal: doesn't die when stabbed, shot, or falling from a great height, suffers no damage from a fight with a leopard, and doesn't bleed or have any blood, but the natives can tranquilize him? How does this immortality thing work exactly?"
"Unclear."
Don't know if that's a good point when that whole thing was only a show
Fair enough
It's possible it didn't effect him remember the tupi were doing a show were friends with Frank.
Also we saw that even though didn't bleed his skin could be punctured since had a sword through him.
It works how Disney says it works, got it!
And has functional lungs. 😄 I'm rarely a fan of these kind of movies but this was surprisingly fun and actually held my interest. The cast had good chemistry, too.
"a very Jellicle motivation" reference to Cats 5:17
Nobody noticed that the hugely muscular man, never aged..for several centuries.
Exactly.
Works for me.
Especially after he said he built a literal town.....
This is the same Disney that gave us an entire society of Atlanteans that forgot how to read their own language within their own 10,000+ year lifespans.
“A very jellicle motivation!” I’m dead.
Jellicle. Jellicle Jellicle
@@NeoakiraIV "I wish you'd give me, y'know, LITERALLY ANY CONTEXT on what that word means!"
@@belacickekl7579 nobody knows what it means that's the point. Welcome to the club you jellicle human.
@PODCAST - SørenCast Z I was quoting the Cats pitch meeting (maybe the funniest of them all), and its... no, not really a word
If wanting to die is "Jellicle" I have to agree that the movie Cats achieved its goal of making every member of the audience "Jellicle"
"Nope, but he'll raise an eyebrow at me and I don't like how that makes me feel!"
pure gold!!
Getting to watch this after black Adam... Purest gold
"A botanist named Lily"
I see what you did there, Disney.
now we need a movie with a florist named Vanessa
@@paulolsen2197 Ya like jazz?
Rose would have gotten people to think about the Titanic
I don't get the reference.
@@ashleydowney1222 me neither
“It’s kind of like The Mummy. Except hey, shut up, no it’s not”
The moment I seen the trailer I immediately thought of The Mummy😂
More like anacondas to me, the whole river getting the flower to medical reasons
It has Scorpion King
I really really thought (and wanted) Lili to save the Conquistadors. After all, all he wanted to do was to save his daughter. There was literally no other goal for them but to release the curse so they could move on.
They did become murderers and slaughtered many of the villagers when they tried to take the Arrowhead. Just because he was trying to save his daughter doesn't give him justification to slaughter innocent people. Being left to suffer for all eternity is a fitting punishment for all murderers.
@@leoncoben6983 yeah, he was a villain for sure slaughtering the tribe. But after 400 years, his only motivation for anything is to break the curse and cease existing. Seems like a win win. You are putting petty revenge over the greater good. Who to say, they won't be resurrected 100 (or less) years later, by the river changing course, etc. and then becoming a problem again for the local population. It's just kicking the can down the road, for someone else to deal with.
@@leoncoben6983 yeesh. Harsh. Infinite punishment for finite crimes is not tight!
@@nosuchthing8 I'm gonna need you to get off my back on Infinite punishments for finite crimes.
@@leoncoben6983 whoopsie
"A *very* Jellicle motivation!"
The way that I SHRIEKED
As a brazillian it was so funny till "no, thats on fire"
and now im depressed.
I live far away from Brazil, and the Rain Forest, but that part got to me too. Wish they hadn't made fun of something so tragic.
@@imibee5184 Lol burning things is funny
@@issorgmot8539 get help for you 🥴
:(
@@imibee5184 Maybe it's kind of an American millennial thing? We tend to wrap our erm, tragedy, in humor. We joke often about suicide. Not because it isnt serious, but because it is. I bet someday a psychologist will write an awesome thesis on what we do to cope lol.
And that's not to give any value to our suffering over different locations or different generations. I just mention it because I can see how that could sound trite to a Brazillian. Like he's making fun of the tragedy of the country instead of taking it serious. He is, but its wrapped up differently, specifically to sound not serious. If that makes sense. Bless be to you and yours.
I don't wanna watch the movie so I watch these to confirm my distaste.
its... bad. every moment in the theater when a character almost dies I got excited because that could of ended the movie. but it kept going, its a woke movie directed to kids and people who get mad if there are no gay people in the movie even if the movie takes place in 1920.
It’s bad
@@bosskingethan4891 You’re bad
Then you’re kind of a loser aren’t you? This movie is a masterpiece.
@@dodapictures2141 he's bad to the bone
1:08 "He'll raise an eyebrow at me"
10/10 wrestling reference
To be fair about the “part of the curse is he exhaled oxygen?”
We inhale about 21% oxygen, and we exhale 16% oxygen, so it could work? Kind of?
It’s just the equivalent of breathing at about 7,000 meters above sea level. So, you know, not very enjoyable unless you’re an experienced mountaineer
Exhaling oxygen directly into someone's nose/mouth is literally part of CPR (resuscitation)
Thank you the whole movie made perfect sense except for this one scene which stretched credibility 😀
In Leverage one scene talks about a character that's been chained to a chair and dumped into a pool sucking oxygen from the wood he's chained to. I would just call it movie magic but most of the series is based on fact so.... that might be possible. Sucking oxygen pockets from wood underwater. It sounds crazy but... the whole show does and I know for a fact the majority of it is based in reality. .
@@zoltanszaszi2264 Err...no. CPR has more to do with the chest compression to keep the blood flowing. Mouth-to-mouth breathing is optional for bystanders. Of course, it's better to have it but because people from the western world would rather see people die than get accused of sexual harassment (even though they're protected by Good Samaritan Law), most don't.
@@zoltanszaszi2264 also wondered how he didn't notice that lol
Always enjoy those pitch meetings.
My suggestion is: The neverending story (all 3 parts)
oh yes
But that would never end, and I have to go to work tomorrow.
omg there were 3? I thought the second one killed the franchise >.
@@tweaker1bms Same, holy crap, there are three of them? I knew there were two but only saw the first.
When the Pitch meeting is better and more interesting than the actual movie. I do hope Ryan gets a The Rock sized paycheck for this
Apparently they tricked him in the small print, he thought he was getting a Rock Wrestlemaina style payoff. However he actually gets a subscription to the Geodemania website. He does get 10% of shirt sales however.
"A *very* Jellicle motivation."
Me, doing the audial equivalent of a doubletake: The hypnosis really did take effect...
That's what I did too! 😆😆
Totally!
Same!!! I said "jellicle.. jellicle?? JELLICLE!!!!" 😅😅😅
6:36 did they break the curse for the other guys too?
Nope they need em for the sequel
(that one guy just wanted to cure his daughter and is now tortured for eternity) 😢
"Oh.. .we can't get any shots of the real rain forest?""
"No! that's on fire!"
Me: Cries in brazilian
We're famous for all the wrong ways.
@@cartermariano yeah, zika virus, bolsonaro, forest fires, lazy construction workers. but hey at least youre not famous for being the most corrupt money laundering tax haven on the planet while somehow also being a democracy in western europe and criticizing every other country for the exact same thing we do.
@@TheSuperappelflap dont forget destroying the amazon so you can build more farms. And the amazon is like where 9% of the world's oxygen is from
@@MuiKaHo The Amazon consumes as much oxygen as it produces. So that statement is a lie by omission.
@@harth3432 "your point is null"? Also, the rain forest consumes as much oxygen as it produces. So your point is null. Also, those "indigenous people", by which you mean Stone Age Indians, have a pretty vast area to live on, and very few prefer to live in the wild. Like the last aborigines in Australia living on a Stone Age level, who eagerly gave that up for things like plumbing and steady access to food and water. Members of the same tribe had found them and said they'd come live with the rest of the tribe as soon as they'd tasted sugar. Not exactly Hollywood's "indigenous people live in harmony with nature and would never give that up!" statements.
I don't usually do this, but ...
"A very Jellicle motivation."
LOL
"Oh Savage"
Don’t forget about how for some reason he learns to drive in a Buick, despite the fact in England we don’t have Buick’s nor have we ever had Buick’s
Product placement is TIGHT!
Buicks used to be sold in England. Google "Lendrum and Hartman". They imported them for awhile.
@@essextaylor interesting point and read. 😊
however as a British classic car man it still feels incredibly strange.
I feel that it would be as weird as biff driving a Morris Minor in back to the future.
@@XanderPhillips Maybe it’s all part of his “cover” as a 15th century Spaniard who’s spent the last 400 years in South America trying to convince people he’s from the U.S. for some weird reason.
@@XanderPhillips Weird or awesome? Plus Back To The Future already had a classic British car, the Delorean.
This "super easy, barely an inconvenience" to "Unclear!" segment was so frickin' polished - it's like classic gold here.
"Well, sir, we gotta give children some nightmares or what are we even doing here?"
Summing up both what was best about 80s kids movies, and what's been missing from modern kids movies.
When Ryan reviews a movie before I have seen it - I trust him. I mean, we all knew (those of us above 10 years of age) that that movie was going to be a dumpster fire, but having Ryan state the unknown obvious ahead of time is TIGHT!
I don't know man maybe you should form your own opinion, plenty of movies have a ton of flaws but are still fine movies
What? Ryan makes fun of lots of good movies! And "Jungle Cruise" is a good movie.
I already felt like it was going to be a big dirty cheeseburger of a movie. I'm going to watch it anyway, at some point. Expectation: It'll likely be fun, but not fantastic.
Then I watched the pitchmeeting.
Opinion gains validation. Plans haven't changed.
Having watched it this weekend because I needed to kill time for 4+ hours, it was a surprisingly solid movie all around that doesn't suffer from any of the really awful writing tropes going around.
Should have included: _and we'll have a flashback that will feel, look and sound like a Latino novela, with Dwayne having an impressive beard and long hair_
I love how he just dropped in the "Jellical" moment 😂
“So part of the curse is that he exhales oxygen?”
“Yeah sure, idc”😭🤣🤣
I mean, all humans exhale oxygen. It's literally biology 101. No one uses 100% of the oxygen the breath in. It's literally how cpr works...
And keeping someone trapped under water alive by having people swim down and breathe into their mouth is an actual technique. It was part of lifeguard training I had. Never had to really do it; I expect that in real life the trapped person would be too panicked for it to work.
the problem is he is cursed to not die and i think he is a zombie or something like this. so the chance that he exhales breathable air is rather slim.
@@happykillmore349 you really dont want to have a literal biology argument about how this curse works.... lol
He wasn't exhaling oxygen though, he was giving her the air he was holding in his mouth. That's why he had to go back up for more.
Anyone else clicks thumbs up before even watching the video because it's pitch meeting and you know it's going to be great?
"A very jellicle motivation"
Has Cats hypnotized him? 😆
Yup.
It's the jellicle hypnosis
“Spoilers Ahead for Jungle Cruise”
No. Stop. Don’t ...
Watching Pitch Meetings so that I don't have to watch the movie anymore is TIGHT!
Now in production, "The Dumbo Ride Movie," where the audience gets to wait for two hours outside in the heat and humidity for a movie that lasts 90 seconds.
Oh waiting hours in heat and humidity for something that last 90 seconds is tight!
Will there be a cursed circus crew?
“And then in the escape scene at the beginning of the movie, she’s gonna knock some swords off the wall and it gonna pin the guys clothes to the floor.”
“How did she know they weren’t going to stab them?”
“Unclear.”
Also:
“We’re going to make her brother gay for basic representation.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah, but we’re never going to touch on it again and not actually show anything gay happening on screen so we don’t loose money from Russia.”
Or China.
I thought the brother was gonna end up with Dwayne Johnson honestly
@@anthonystrangio S A M E.
Frank: gets stabbed and falls like 200 feet
Me: oh it'll be fine, I mean the whole point of the movie is to get this petal that can cure any injury so the stakes will be higher since they have to save him-
Frank: actually surviving was super easy, barely an inconvenience
“He wants to die”
“That’s jellicle of you to say”
I understood that reference
Cats lmao😂
I wish I wouldn't understand that...
It made me sad I had to search so long to find this comment. I was thinking the same thing.
Still waiting for that Butthole Cut. The Pitch Meeting re-release for that would be absolutely epic.
I do not understand
"So Dwayne Johnson turns into a rock. That's kinda funny"
"Why is that funny?"
"You know the whole wrestling name thing."
"Oh yeah I didn't even think about it Stone Cold Steve Austin"
🤣 😂
5:10 - 5:17
Oh man, referencing the "Cats Pitch Meeting" is TIGHT!!!
The pirates parallels were exactly what I was thinking during the movie.
"-Can't we get any shots of the real rainforest?
-Nah! That's on fire"
Yea Bolsonaro, Brazil and the rest of the world "loves' you
That was some dark humour from Ryan
I'm brazilian so that bit made me too sad for the rest of the video
People outside Brazil talking about it as if the Amazon hadn´t been burning for a long time.
Who need to pay for a Disney+ subscription when you could watch the pitch meeting for free
0:31 Fast & Furious Producers: I have an idea how to get Dwayne Johnson back to our movies now...
Vin Diesel : ...........
FF10: Jungle Race Wars
Please do Labyrinth!
I was thinking of "she chose down?" and in my head I heard you say, "yes sir, she did." 🤣🤣🤣
Yeeeeees! Labyrinth pitch meeting would be tight! "Ryan!?"
"Hey Ryan!?!"
"OY RYANNN?!??"
"YOU GOTTA MAKE THIS HAPPEN BRO!!"
Yes please!
No, seriously, why are these Pitch Meeting episodes so outrageously better than most of the stuff on the Screen Rant website?
“There’s an evil German prince guy.”
“Can we get Matt Damon to play him.”
“Almost…”
Discount Matt Damon
Producer guy: we got Matt Damon at home
Didn't realize it was Jesse lmao
I always call that dude Fat Damon.
He'll always be the bully from 'Like Mike' to me lol 🤣
My 9 year old asked how a German guy was able to be in London in the middle of WW1. Picking up plot holes already! Proud mama.
Any modern movie that is jungle themed: exists
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson: Hippity Hoppity the male lead is my property.
"Oh a very jellicle motivation!"
-- Hey! That's in that other movie!
Yeahyeahyeahyeah!
Jungle Cruise is just like someone saying: "Hay, what if we made "The African Queen" "Pirates of Caribbean"."
And “Romancing the Stone”. And “Indiana Jones”.
Wow, scary accurate there but bogart probably was the better annoyed captain
And "The Mummy"
@@wowilli It's the mummy in the jungle instead of the desert
@@RonnRicco That is how Oasis of Ahmsere described.
"Hey shut up it's not!" that's freaking hilarious!
"I don't care" is fast becoming my favourite quote on here