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Finally, a challenge that made covetous demon fight challenging and interesting - I wouldn't think I would live long enough to see this day. Fantastic challenge idea :D
How about you can only move with attacks or by jumping. No running, walking, backstepping, or dodging. Can only use Left Analog after an attack button or at the same time jump is pressed. And no attacking out of combat unless its to break stuff.
@@kaschey6145 Oh, anything else would be allowed. Also, the backstepping and dodging was something I just came up with. The rest of it I got last week (so jumping or attacking as only form of movement, and no attacking out of combat, so you have to jump to move). Barons Castle did something similar in his Bloodborne as FPS video (slow form of movement so forced to do the unthinkable and actually kill everything in a game about killing everything🤣)
Man, I was playing Baldurs Gate 3 recently and I got into a fight with a Witch who made illusory clones of herself, and I couldnt tell which Witch was each Witch, was reminded of your videos and started laughing. Now that's some long term entertainment.
You should have said: "I was fighting a witch which could make clones of herself, so I couldn't tell which witch was which witch, which reminded me of the videos in which you said that"
Lvl 1 runs, only leveling one stat, no rolling, etc are all amazing and interesting in their own right, but this channel does the best challenge runs by far
Yeah, main problem with all of those is that every challenge runner does them, and once you've seen one, you've seen them all. Stuff like this is unique and therefore much more interesting to watch.
As a heads up for future DS2 runs, the Blossom Kite Shield is actually *hurting* you here rather than helping. The shield has enough weight that equipping it actually makes your stamina regain slower than the benefit the shield provides. The shield is only useful if you are using it as a shield, since it basically becomes almost a 0 weight shield. So if you aren't using it as a shield, do not use it, your stamina will actually regen slower 99% of the time. It's only really useful at extremely low equip load, or if you're actively blocking with it.
The Fume Knight fight was particularly interesting for this run. Drinking estus directly behind him always baits his overhead slam, which always empowers his sword, which prevents him from entering second phase. Pure coincidence that this play style is really good for fighting him specifically.
You're the only challenge runner who manages to genuinely impress me with creative rulesets and actual super difficult runs. Your jokes are amazing as well. Insane, nice vid as always
51:55- i just realized why the king couldn't defeat Nashanda. We, as players, can easily dodge around the curse orbs. But players are almost always the smallest characters in a souls game. The king's hit box is too big to avoid the curse orbs. He is playinmg one of those "get 5% biggest with every kill" challenge runs, and hit the boss he can't beat due to his scaling.
In my experience with this game, taking a little extra time to grab some Seeds of the Tree of Giants can be immensely helpful for dealing with invader NPCs. Make the gank work for you, not against, and sometimes even get a bit of a distraction in the process. Could also pick one as your starting gift, but I've yet to have a run where the Bonfire Ascetic was the wrong choice there.
@@PressContinueNope, it's both. Nothing more satisfying than watching Vorgel get mauled by his own dogs, or Dennis meeting up with the Ninja Turtles just across the gap. Agro works a little weird, but if they start hitting each other, they'll continue to do so.
@@Noobie_xD_99I've been carthartically backstab-chaining him with poison, but turning that tower into a demon blender for the sprinty bastard sounds fantastic
Dude I'm so happy I found your channel A1 content man. Also I really appreciate how strict you are to sticking to the rules that you set for yourself (which are fecking insane btw!) also also the little music intros are hilarious 🤘
Left-handed needs to be used more. It’s Boxing strats. The liver is on the right side of your body. So if you are left-handed, you can hit it easier. Similar to how most enemies are right-handed and have a shield in their left.
What was this video?!? The humor was off the charts! I mean you always have great jokes, but this one... This one is pure gold! The out of the window launch expectation subversion with the "nursing" of your wounds; her saying no not being the worst thing that can happen; the Chicken Eater song - all pure comedy gold! This video had me in literal tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great video Press, you never disappoint ❤❤❤
I love that the way covetous demon becomes a challenging boss is to significantly buff it's health and damage and make it effectively impossible to dodge.
Hey keep up the great work, love seeing these games beaten in so many different ways, watching your runs inspired me to try a soul level 1 run on the original DS and just beat it with all bosses thanks to your guide, can’t wait to see what runs you have planned for the future
I havent laughed at a joke as much as I did at the ”that answers the age old question, what came first the chicken or the axe” and it was a fucking pun, and took me a good while to understand
I forgot this beauty was in the game, I remember how crazy it was back in the day (this is referring back in my day with the game in my purely self-contained offline adventures)
OMG, I forgot about the Smelter's spin-to-win, and the belly-flop is just hilarious every time...it's like you're trying to do the Thor's hammer flying thing, but it's just too heavy...
Last time I saw someone struggle with Covetous Demon, I was watching a blind playthrough. Can't recall if he died to it, but it did do that attack where it tries to eat the player and spits them out with their gear unequipped. He was understandably surprised.
I now started a challenge run, thanks to your inspiration, where I play with the starter class, I think warrior, without leveling up, so basically only getting better with equpiment, rings and weapon upgrades. It's quite fun, going to the places I know I get better equipment from and stuff, but also still dark souls 2 SotfS, so often pretty annoying as well 😅 But I have to say even with low adp and health, I'm pretty good in the game compared when I first played it. If I manage to beat the game with that, I'll try a run as depraved and who knows maybe even without armor or something
I mean, I'm all for bringing this back for how hilarious it is, but it wouldn't really be very good for proccing status effects. You'd still always much rather have an actual fast multi-hitting weapon like a dagger or a rapier, since heavier weapons never have enough status damage on them to make up for their attack speed, and this still isn't a lot of hits when compared to a lot of others, like Repeating Thrust or Blood Tax. Personal recommendation would be Antspur Rapier, since you can infuse it with Bleed or Poison, apply any Ash of War you want, and it comes with innate Scarlet Rot build up. Alternatively, infusing it with just Occult will maximise its' Scarlet Rot build up, at the cost of sacrificing another potential status effect build up.
The fire weapon really makes it look like chicken. Now I want KFC. Also, you should make a video of the hardest boss from each challenge run for the Soulsborne games. That would be pretty funny.
Ds2 is the only souls game i haven't played, definitely gonna have to try make time for it sometime. Looks fun and I quite like being tortured to the brink of insanity now and again 🤪
Hey @PressContinue I'm your patron now. I expect daily updates on your clench level. If you ever add a higher tier, will we get the updates on an hourly basis? Nothing fancy at all, perhaps a dedicated app that sends graphs and diagrams and the lot. It's totally not like I'm interested in your ass in any way whatsoever - it's merely for the greater good. Look at it this way; the state of your ass could help advance game design in the future. Straighten out the kinks, so to speak. Anyway, keep up the great work! I subscribed for your creative and masochistic challenges (wtf dude, I almost worry some times!), your knowledge about obscure game mechanics, your skill level, your witty puns, and funny humor. Hourly. Updates.
Hey thank you so much for becoming a Patron :) I really appreciate that. But er... hmm... hourly updates? Like when take a piss? Because that happens at least hourly in my case. Of course I have my discord for updates... although not about piss behavior per se. Also I actually have no specific ideas for a higher patreon tier. If you have a specific idea for what would be worthwhile for potential patrons, then I'm certainly all ears
Oh God, I just completed DS2 Platinum Run and going any GreatHammer-Respec (No Matter if 99 Str Powerstance, Dark or Quality2Handed) sucked so bad...until I discovered Catalina-Armor + RingOfThorns + IronFlesh and FaceTanking all xD Hope you do Bloodborne "Beastcutter Leap-Attack Only" or "Simons Bowblade L2 Arrow-Stab Only" next
@@PressContinue Im referring to what in either the Transformed Jump+R2 or Backstep+R1. The Cutter actually has very different Run- Roll- Dash- Backstep R1/R2 Variations, who aren't very popular outside PvP, probably because this weapon Is impossible to Gem Properly, has awful stat requirements/scaling and has the Worst Mixed Damage Types imaginable =D I remerbered a DS2 Run, where a Player used a broken Bluemoon-GS and just used the Bleed Proc to dps -> there is a room to down-mod Cutter in a similar way :D Anyway! your Challenge Runs Rock!
Don't get me wrong the content is amazing but I mostly come here cuz of the jokes and references you scatter around the video, easily the best part of your videos (for me)
Press literally could’ve done ANYTHING to make this run easier, but proceeds to go “eh, it’s not in the spirit of the run” and proceeds to make the run 15x harder on himself lmao
I did ask KFC to sponsor me, but they send a message back saying "guess what?" and then a picture of a chicken butt... so... that was that...
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Poor guy
Probably becuz u died to covetous😂 btw his grab STILL too slow lol
i dare you to do a god run...
Drinking game: Take a drink every time Press says "Although"
I regret nothing....
Rapid breathing*…w…what press?
Finally, a challenge that made covetous demon fight challenging and interesting - I wouldn't think I would live long enough to see this day. Fantastic challenge idea :D
How about you can only move with attacks or by jumping. No running, walking, backstepping, or dodging. Can only use Left Analog after an attack button or at the same time jump is pressed. And no attacking out of combat unless its to break stuff.
@@jaredcrabb Sounds a bit like torture tather than a challenge...
@@kaschey6145 Oh, anything else would be allowed. Also, the backstepping and dodging was something I just came up with. The rest of it I got last week (so jumping or attacking as only form of movement, and no attacking out of combat, so you have to jump to move). Barons Castle did something similar in his Bloodborne as FPS video (slow form of movement so forced to do the unthinkable and actually kill everything in a game about killing everything🤣)
Man, I was playing Baldurs Gate 3 recently and I got into a fight with a Witch who made illusory clones of herself, and I couldnt tell which Witch was each Witch, was reminded of your videos and started laughing. Now that's some long term entertainment.
You should have said:
"I was fighting a witch which could make clones of herself, so I couldn't tell which witch was which witch, which reminded me of the videos in which you said that"
You taking about the Hag lol?
Lvl 1 runs, only leveling one stat, no rolling, etc are all amazing and interesting in their own right, but this channel does the best challenge runs by far
Yeah, main problem with all of those is that every challenge runner does them, and once you've seen one, you've seen them all. Stuff like this is unique and therefore much more interesting to watch.
I love the DS2 5 foot drop to broken ankle death so much. Just the right amount of dumb
The Fork pierced Gwyn's leg so hard that it has meat on it in DS2 now lol
I once again hope that your face is not messed up
It's way beyond repair already
@@PressContinueI’m sure that’s not true
1:05:04 Press Continue after faceplanting one (thousand) too many times
Never in my life would I have expected a run where fume knight was easier than covetous demon
The female undead merchant rant @34:10 was priceless. was surprised I remembered where that came from
I think we need to take time to appreciate the fact he managed to make covetous demon harder than fume knight.
As a heads up for future DS2 runs, the Blossom Kite Shield is actually *hurting* you here rather than helping. The shield has enough weight that equipping it actually makes your stamina regain slower than the benefit the shield provides. The shield is only useful if you are using it as a shield, since it basically becomes almost a 0 weight shield.
So if you aren't using it as a shield, do not use it, your stamina will actually regen slower 99% of the time. It's only really useful at extremely low equip load, or if you're actively blocking with it.
The Fume Knight fight was particularly interesting for this run. Drinking estus directly behind him always baits his overhead slam, which always empowers his sword, which prevents him from entering second phase. Pure coincidence that this play style is really good for fighting him specifically.
You're the only challenge runner who manages to genuinely impress me with creative rulesets and actual super difficult runs. Your jokes are amazing as well. Insane, nice vid as always
I usually groan at puns but your wordplay is quite insane
51:55- i just realized why the king couldn't defeat Nashanda. We, as players, can easily dodge around the curse orbs. But players are almost always the smallest characters in a souls game.
The king's hit box is too big to avoid the curse orbs. He is playinmg one of those "get 5% biggest with every kill" challenge runs, and hit the boss he can't beat due to his scaling.
Or she gave Vendrick the Deadly Succ
More likely he just didn't fight her at all
In my experience with this game, taking a little extra time to grab some Seeds of the Tree of Giants can be immensely helpful for dealing with invader NPCs. Make the gank work for you, not against, and sometimes even get a bit of a distraction in the process.
Could also pick one as your starting gift, but I've yet to have a run where the Bonfire Ascetic was the wrong choice there.
I always assumed that giant seeds only work on invading players and not on NPCs
@@PressContinueNope, it's both. Nothing more satisfying than watching Vorgel get mauled by his own dogs, or Dennis meeting up with the Ninja Turtles just across the gap.
Agro works a little weird, but if they start hitting each other, they'll continue to do so.
@@PressContinuethey work on npcs as well. It's the fan favorite method of killing maldron the assassin when he invades at brume tower
@@Noobie_xD_99I've been carthartically backstab-chaining him with poison, but turning that tower into a demon blender for the sprinty bastard sounds fantastic
That Alonne fight was one of the most butt clenching feats I've witnessed in a challenge run. Props man
Ah yes the great chicken thigh bone run is finally here you love to see it.
Ironic considering Press did a giant fork run 😂
@KainaX122 Oh yeah, that's true.
That attack did way less damage than I thought it would (also that date bit, I felt that lmao), great video!
I never laughted so hard with your videos like I did in this one. Those swings and sending yourself flying and the enemies was pure perfection.
Dude I'm so happy I found your channel A1 content man. Also I really appreciate how strict you are to sticking to the rules that you set for yourself (which are fecking insane btw!) also also the little music intros are hilarious 🤘
Left-handed needs to be used more. It’s Boxing strats. The liver is on the right side of your body. So if you are left-handed, you can hit it easier. Similar to how most enemies are right-handed and have a shield in their left.
one shot challenge irl
What was this video?!?
The humor was off the charts! I mean you always have great jokes, but this one... This one is pure gold! The out of the window launch expectation subversion with the "nursing" of your wounds; her saying no not being the worst thing that can happen; the Chicken Eater song - all pure comedy gold! This video had me in literal tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great video Press, you never disappoint ❤❤❤
Fun fact: This L2 attack is also known as 'the bottom's mating dance.'
I love that the way covetous demon becomes a challenging boss is to significantly buff it's health and damage and make it effectively impossible to dodge.
Omg im currently in the car on a trip and you come and save me with 1 hour of entertainment? Thank you Press!!
Watching that Alonne fight gave me more anxiety than any challenge run I've done.
Hey keep up the great work, love seeing these games beaten in so many different ways, watching your runs inspired me to try a soul level 1 run on the original DS and just beat it with all bosses thanks to your guide, can’t wait to see what runs you have planned for the future
I havent laughed at a joke as much as I did at the ”that answers the age old question, what came first the chicken or the axe” and it was a fucking pun, and took me a good while to understand
That was a fun run, thank you, Press
Amazing video with amazing comedy and amazing gameplay , well done press :)
The patience is incredible for these challenges
Damn, getting stuns like it's Elden Ring on this run. Even from afar, you made Looking Glass Knight stop and look himself in the mirror.
Your content is always a great joy I aspire to one day to be able to make content on this level 😊
This was one of my favorite challenge runs of yours to watch. Thanks for your suffering 😂
Ugh. My favorite weapon in Dark Souls 2 and my 2nd favorite weapon ever outside of the great club. I'm super happy to see this run
In the nicest way possible: you are crazy.
Laughed my ass off, great video 😂
34:00 I thought he called someone from rings of power until I realised it's the merchant lady in the sewer in ds1
You definitely inspired me to do some challenges for dark souls 3 and elden ring and I thank you for that but this challenge is all you my man lol
So happy I found this channel. Love the content.
I appreciate the level of torture you allow yourself to go through
vid goes hard as always!
you never disappoint until you do :)
Yes keep up the DS2 content!! I love this game (Also more Demons souls plz) Great video :D
I've been looking forward to this one!
The fight with Saulden reminded me a lot of low level Morrowind combat.
Thanks Press for answering the question most of us would never be asking normally
I forgot this beauty was in the game, I remember how crazy it was back in the day (this is referring back in my day with the game in my purely self-contained offline adventures)
hey press, its been a while since i watched, glad to see the channel is growing and well. Missed the witty jokes, great vid!
It's been a while? What da hell Garcia!!!
genuinely you deserve far more subs
Amazing video as always Press ❤
OMG, I forgot about the Smelter's spin-to-win, and the belly-flop is just hilarious every time...it's like you're trying to do the Thor's hammer flying thing, but it's just too heavy...
this entire run was basically "the hit boxes are precise only when it wants to be precise"
Your character believed he could fly like Thor swinging his hammer, but it was more like R. Kelly instead
The attack is a metaphor for itself
this guy is an absolute masochist
Ah, covetous demon is much harder than fume knight, I'm learning so much about Dark Souls 2 today!
My man continues to torture himself for our amusement. Thank you so much for being you!
“I’m in spiderweb! I’m in spiderweb!” Sir that excuse doesn’t work for Spider-Man and it don’t work here either lol
Real missed opportunity not saying "Steak Eater" but still, 10/10 song.
But... steak has nothing to do with it? That would have been really out of place
@@PressContinue you know what, that's valid. I think I was focused more on the rhyme scheme than the content.
I hope AC6 has a weapon that makes your mech fall on its face
That fume-knight fight was full on jar-jar binks mode the entire time.
My goodness, havent heard someone mention OtzDarva when it comes to dark souls in... *checks notes* Ever! Fantastic work on the run btw.
Its so weird hearing otzdarvas name mentioned in a dark souls video in modern day considering I only watch him play dbd
He's pretty much an OG though
21:35 That uh, well ah, shit. Those several years ago... I do remember talking trash about people's love of that thing.
Last time I saw someone struggle with Covetous Demon, I was watching a blind playthrough.
Can't recall if he died to it, but it did do that attack where it tries to eat the player and spits them out with their gear unequipped. He was understandably surprised.
Good job, terapress continue! Although it's still odd to fly with a chicken leg, instead of wings...
Chicken wing, chicken leg... a wing is just an arm and arm is just a front leg.
@@PressContinuekinda like an elbow is just a sigma knee that never stopped the grind and rose up to the top 🤔
I now started a challenge run, thanks to your inspiration, where I play with the starter class, I think warrior, without leveling up, so basically only getting better with equpiment, rings and weapon upgrades.
It's quite fun, going to the places I know I get better equipment from and stuff, but also still dark souls 2 SotfS, so often pretty annoying as well 😅 But I have to say even with low adp and health, I'm pretty good in the game compared when I first played it.
If I manage to beat the game with that, I'll try a run as depraved and who knows maybe even without armor or something
Seeing Health at 30 and END at 6 killed me inside
My instant thought when hes in huntsman corpse "hey! THIS MF GOT THEM FAKE JAYS"
They need to bring that back as an ash of war in elden ring. Can you imagine how good that could be to proc status
I mean, I'm all for bringing this back for how hilarious it is, but it wouldn't really be very good for proccing status effects. You'd still always much rather have an actual fast multi-hitting weapon like a dagger or a rapier, since heavier weapons never have enough status damage on them to make up for their attack speed, and this still isn't a lot of hits when compared to a lot of others, like Repeating Thrust or Blood Tax. Personal recommendation would be Antspur Rapier, since you can infuse it with Bleed or Poison, apply any Ash of War you want, and it comes with innate Scarlet Rot build up. Alternatively, infusing it with just Occult will maximise its' Scarlet Rot build up, at the cost of sacrificing another potential status effect build up.
The fire weapon really makes it look like chicken. Now I want KFC. Also, you should make a video of the hardest boss from each challenge run for the Soulsborne games. That would be pretty funny.
This was wonderful to watch. Thank you, for your suffering!
Yeah the old iron king popping up on the right side is definitely a thing I didn’t know could happen.
The Nokia 3310 bit alone makes this a worthwhile watch 😂 but yeah, the gameplay is pretty amazing too
3:42 "You have to be one massive dumbass to allow yourself to get baited down into the water."
10 seconds later...
An hour of press continue?? Holy moly it must be Christmas!
Ds2 is the only souls game i haven't played, definitely gonna have to try make time for it sometime. Looks fun and I quite like being tortured to the brink of insanity now and again 🤪
Hey @PressContinue I'm your patron now. I expect daily updates on your clench level. If you ever add a higher tier, will we get the updates on an hourly basis? Nothing fancy at all, perhaps a dedicated app that sends graphs and diagrams and the lot.
It's totally not like I'm interested in your ass in any way whatsoever - it's merely for the greater good. Look at it this way; the state of your ass could help advance game design in the future. Straighten out the kinks, so to speak.
Anyway, keep up the great work! I subscribed for your creative and masochistic challenges (wtf dude, I almost worry some times!), your knowledge about obscure game mechanics, your skill level, your witty puns, and funny humor.
Hourly. Updates.
Hey thank you so much for becoming a Patron :) I really appreciate that. But er... hmm... hourly updates? Like when take a piss? Because that happens at least hourly in my case. Of course I have my discord for updates... although not about piss behavior per se. Also I actually have no specific ideas for a higher patreon tier. If you have a specific idea for what would be worthwhile for potential patrons, then I'm certainly all ears
I have to applaud you for the pain and suffering you put yourself through for our entertainment! 😂😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I love DS2, it's not sarcasm but i'm biased cause it was my first souls game.
Oh god the pain, how does he have this patience
The Song at the Intro was sick
There is an old saying... he who walks without a sword, carries a smelter hammer on his back
Finally! Some food to go with this massive fork and these thousands of knives!
I'm still baffled what Fromsoft was thinking with the boss run to smelter demon. It's like no one playtested SotFS before shipping it.
Regular smelter is fine, IF you kill the enemies. Blue smelter on the other hand...
"What came first, the chicken or the axe"
Take my sub and get out lmao
I smelt her hammer....and I liked it.
(Great video!!! ❤)
Oh God, I just completed DS2 Platinum Run and going any GreatHammer-Respec (No Matter if 99 Str Powerstance, Dark or Quality2Handed) sucked so bad...until I discovered Catalina-Armor + RingOfThorns + IronFlesh and FaceTanking all xD
Hope you do Bloodborne "Beastcutter Leap-Attack Only" or "Simons Bowblade L2 Arrow-Stab Only" next
Wait... the beastcutter has a special leap attack????
@@PressContinue Im referring to what in either the Transformed Jump+R2 or Backstep+R1. The Cutter actually has very different Run- Roll- Dash- Backstep R1/R2 Variations, who aren't very popular outside PvP, probably because this weapon Is impossible to Gem Properly, has awful stat requirements/scaling and has the Worst Mixed Damage Types imaginable =D
I remerbered a DS2 Run, where a Player used a broken Bluemoon-GS and just used the Bleed Proc to dps -> there is a room to down-mod Cutter in a similar way :D
Anyway! your Challenge Runs Rock!
Don't get me wrong the content is amazing but I mostly come here cuz of the jokes and references you scatter around the video, easily the best part of your videos (for me)
You're certainly not alone in that
"Salmonella buff" omg, im crying
13:49 Got a genuine belly laugh from that comment.
Ah, the old "title plus a billion arguably more significant challenges" challenge run.
My Whole brain During this vid: '' that weapon looks like the guy who drops the notched whip in ds1... ''
Ah the DS1 Xanthous Crown. Yeah I can see that
One of my favorite Dark Souls weapons. Easily top 10 in all of Fromsoft Games.
I will probably never get the reference but Snake Eater on the ladder will never not be funny
Wait so you don't actually know the original?
u could literally 1shot your enemies in iron keep and u decided to run to the fog anyway ....
I was really sad the Smelter Hammer didn't return in DS3.
Well that and the Elyum Loyce weapons and the Silver Knight weapons.
Not worth the trek you have to go through to get it, but it’s nice that Lud and Zallen’s Soul gives you a unique Loyce Sword.
Press literally could’ve done ANYTHING to make this run easier, but proceeds to go “eh, it’s not in the spirit of the run” and proceeds to make the run 15x harder on himself lmao
absolute mad lad
was that Dopes version of You spin me round?
Link is in the description box
"In DS2, Flynn's ring has nothing to do with how much weight you are wearing, it's about how low your vitality stat is." Oh for fuck's sake B Team...