Dark Souls, But I Fall On My Face Every Time I Attack

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @PressContinue
    @PressContinue  Рік тому +60

    I also did a similar type of run in Dark Souls 2: ua-cam.com/video/eYm9e-8J580/v-deo.html
    Full livestreams:
    ua-cam.com/video/hY3CpReNJgw/v-deo.html
    Pike Charge Only: ua-cam.com/video/8D5Kx_5cJns/v-deo.html
    0:00 Intro
    3:00 Loop-de-loop
    3:33 Early Game
    14:34 Mid-Game
    27:18 Late-Game
    34:27 The DLC
    47:46 End-Game
    Discord server: discord.com/invite/9wmc2AV6fJ
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/presscontinue

    • @syisstoopid
      @syisstoopid Рік тому +1

      this video idea is hilarious

    • @jjandjacks7928
      @jjandjacks7928 Рік тому

      You should have only had boots on to make the shoelaces jokes better ;)

    • @sirbill_greebi3811
      @sirbill_greebi3811 Рік тому

      0/10: didn't fork charge into the ending.

  • @MrTeedle
    @MrTeedle Рік тому +1159

    bro is like "and lets double the bosses and blindfold me, just to make it fair"

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan Рік тому +573

    Having the Stray Demon kill Oscar the second time is especially humiliating, considering the Asylum Demon is the one who mortally wounds him the first time.

  • @Shirker12
    @Shirker12 Рік тому +181

    I never used this weapon in DS1, but I do remember having fun with it in PvP in DS3 when it first launched. I lost a lot, but I got a few messages from people saying they couldn't stop laughing, so that's a win to me.

  • @paolomarucchi-chierro4930
    @paolomarucchi-chierro4930 Рік тому +344

    I feel like this run was particularly well suited to press. Due to his habit of falling out of skyscrapers😂😂

  • @masquerader101
    @masquerader101 Рік тому +112

    You and Backlogs always manage to make the new best Dark Souls video every time.

  • @manjackson2772
    @manjackson2772 Рік тому +27

    Fun fact: Wanderer is the only class other than Pyromancer that doesn't get short-changed on its soul level. Pyro and Wanderer both would have 86 total stats at SL1, everyone else has 82-85.

  • @SuperJotunn
    @SuperJotunn Рік тому +24

    It took me most of the video to realise when you were saying the 'pike charge only run' that that's what you were saying. I kept hear 'pie charts only run' and was absolutely mystified by what that could be hahahaha.
    Excellent run!

    • @PressContinue
      @PressContinue  Рік тому +7

      Ironically, you're not even the first one

  • @ChosenOne41
    @ChosenOne41 Рік тому +50

    It's funny that drinking Estus has a faster recovery animation than an attack in this run

  • @ShroomRPG
    @ShroomRPG Рік тому +93

    Gotta appreciate the Press grindset of making puns even when streaming a stressful boss fight

  • @aurochtamer
    @aurochtamer Рік тому +16

    Given all the flopping around with an occult weapon, I'm saurprised there were no "Unholy Diver" jokes

  • @blondieanon
    @blondieanon Рік тому +9

    I like how challenge runs like this show that you can effectively make like a JRPG protagonist and flail your way into killing the creator of existence. Doesn't take skill. Doesn't take some godly weaponry. Just takes fumble after fumble. After fumble.

  • @BetonKundySlap
    @BetonKundySlap Рік тому +45

    This came out really fast, didn´t expect it this soon!

    • @PressContinue
      @PressContinue  Рік тому +13

      Yeah I'm really rushing to get these 2 vids done before the 25th. So first one down, one left to go before then

    • @diabeticmonkey
      @diabeticmonkey 18 днів тому

      That’s what she said

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan Рік тому +57

    I love how consistent of a problem the lock-on in the Four Kings fight is on this channel. For those who don't know: their lock-on point is on their upper chest, and the fact that they twist around so much means that the point will often be to the side of, or even behind you, making strictly forward facing attacks very unreliable.

    • @muckus_the_macka7340
      @muckus_the_macka7340 Рік тому +1

      As someone who platinumed ds1........DON'T USE LOCK-ON IN GENERAL IT SUCKS 😂

    • @Fenom007
      @Fenom007 Рік тому

      @@muckus_the_macka7340 As someone who has platinumed every Souls game... use lock-on. There are better and worse times to use it.

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime Рік тому +2

      ​@@muckus_the_macka7340I never really had a problem with it aside from the Four Kings

    • @windflier1684
      @windflier1684 Рік тому

      @@An_Entire_Lime You never had any problem when fighting enemies with the lock on camera in a souls game? like how the camera had a seizure zooming in and out while it's close to a wall, lock on randomly unlocks when the enemy jumps around, etc? you must have a very special copy of dark souls then

  • @incendiary6243
    @incendiary6243 Рік тому +28

    I love how logical it is to have a mechanic like this, but how comical it was implemented for this weapon, and how little they cared to carry it forward

  • @innoc4063
    @innoc4063 Рік тому +14

    This man's seemingly effortless ability to create puns at every possible moment is something to behold.

  • @myrocketbunny545
    @myrocketbunny545 Рік тому +32

    You can't believe how happy you made me as soon as I've registered you actually renamed the name above the bosses health bar to fork kinks
    You're just the best

  • @xDmindless
    @xDmindless Рік тому +3

    Just saw Ween play Loop De Loop live, that mini intro gave me a nice flashback lol

  • @Wezleigh
    @Wezleigh Рік тому +4

    I love the speed up applied to the music. It reminds me of the days where I would press the play button halfway down on the tape deck to make it play fast

  • @Yana.-_-.
    @Yana.-_-. 3 місяці тому +4

    idk why oscar didn't use the 5 estuses for himself instead of dying and giving his responsibility to save the world to a random skinny zombie

  • @GuyXVIII
    @GuyXVIII Рік тому +14

    It may be that "unique" enemies don't reset when sitting at bonfires. I remember the black knight in Undead Berg chased me all the way to the bonfire and refused to poof when I sat there. First playthro memories aaaah.

    • @nicholasavasthi9879
      @nicholasavasthi9879 8 місяців тому +1

      That is correct. Technically the game is respawning all of the enemies that are reset at a bonfire. However non-respawning enemies aren’t affected by that as the game will never respawn them. So bonfire resets don’t affect them.

    • @Soapy-chan
      @Soapy-chan 6 місяців тому

      and i thought that was an issue with DSR 😮

  • @kungusrungus2133
    @kungusrungus2133 3 місяці тому +2

    I know this is old, but recently a new way to move swap has been found, allowing you to completely swap the move sets of weapons. You can now fall on your face with a broken sword. Or something stupider, like swinging a dagger as if it were the heaviest thing in the world. Just some new cursed run ideas.

  • @GretgorPooper
    @GretgorPooper Рік тому +2

    Caught a few streams of this one, made me quite happy to be alive! Thank you for being you, Press.

  • @CrimsonSpikeFlash
    @CrimsonSpikeFlash Рік тому +3

    your plays with words are out of this world 👌🏻👌🏻 love ur runs!

  • @basedDS3enjoyer
    @basedDS3enjoyer Рік тому +13

    I watched the streams they were the first one so watched and it was a blast thanks press

  • @sol-tf8hu
    @sol-tf8hu Рік тому +1

    This creativity earned a sub!! Well done!

  • @Jamijammers
    @Jamijammers Рік тому +4

    Always excited to watch a new press continue video

  • @MicroMidas
    @MicroMidas Рік тому +3

    22:43 "Thrust me" ^^

  • @amess3921
    @amess3921 Рік тому +13

    Another great video as always. Certainly didn't... fall flat.
    I'll let myself out...

  • @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
    @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 Рік тому +2

    I find it impressive on where I think he's managed to break the game totally and run out of things to do, he always manages to come back with certified bangers like this and I become *gobsmacked*

  • @DaJokur
    @DaJokur Рік тому +2

    44:55 Love the dutch sounding ''NOUUUUU''

  • @dmdk1119
    @dmdk1119 10 місяців тому +1

    Parrying Gwyn like a king only to fall face down after slipping while attack looks so hilarious

  • @JacobT-1
    @JacobT-1 Рік тому

    Pun after pun after pun was hitting me hard. In a good way. Your ability and the creativity in some of the jokes is outstanding. Makes me think your intellect on top of however you got good at English is where a lot of that comes from. Like, you have much different perspective, wiring, and flexibility in thinking about what words to use/combine and when. Some of the puns catch me by surprise and sometimes it takes a while for me to get. That really makes your work unique and great. Was happy to catch some of this playthrough live. Congratulations on beating this game, again, with another piece of equipment I never heard of. Press has serious diligence.

  • @ilikespagett1514
    @ilikespagett1514 Рік тому +2

    I like how the thumbnail implies Gwynevere is doing the plowing

  • @2twotone188
    @2twotone188 Рік тому +1

    holy shit this man has jokes, I don't think I've ever heard any script on youtube as genuinely clever with the puns and callbacks. So call me a masochistic recordkeeper cause imma sub scribe

  • @Hyugen12
    @Hyugen12 Рік тому +3

    The caduceus round shield is great for doing moonlight butterfly early

  • @B4dr4bbit
    @B4dr4bbit Рік тому +2

    This man is one of the most masochistic souls players ive ever seen, and I feel like im watching the court jester step on tacks for comedy.

  • @Oroberus
    @Oroberus Рік тому

    That song makes the Sif-fight an actually happy time, I'm thoroughly surprised and amazed
    NEver the less, RIP Sif, Best Girl

  • @PhillStone
    @PhillStone Рік тому +1

    16:58 Loved this section, reckon a lot of others feeling nostalgia of their first run through Sen's...

  • @99brickstudios
    @99brickstudios Рік тому

    These long stretches of perfect poetic one liners and puns just stacked on top of each other are killing me

  • @RedYellowBird6889
    @RedYellowBird6889 Рік тому +8

    This should be a fun run.

  • @GameBuff2305
    @GameBuff2305 Рік тому +1

    "Fork Kinks" - Pure humor perfection As always @Press Continue great edited video, enjoyed it very much!!!

  • @arthas236
    @arthas236 Рік тому +1

    You should do a "Dark Souls 3: Demon's Fist spin attack only" run, it's soo goofy and useless that it would make a great video.

  • @lucavillano7575
    @lucavillano7575 Рік тому +4

    You know, Press, I'm really feelin' this run: I graduated at university in Agronomy (the science of cultivate the land)😅

  • @Brinkalski
    @Brinkalski Рік тому +1

    I've heard so many variations of the "Americans are fat" joke, but that one legitimately got me. Well done

  • @xSilentZeroXx
    @xSilentZeroXx Рік тому +2

    I adore any run of DS1 that makes Pinwheel an actually difficult boss fight.

  • @vuko_dlak7256
    @vuko_dlak7256 Рік тому +4

    I love how this dude find the darkest things in dark souls and make it a challenge run 💀

  • @thesturmvogel6359
    @thesturmvogel6359 Рік тому +1

    I have heard some pretty bad jokes and shitty puns
    however in the last 57 minutes and 36 seconds i did not hear a single bad joke

  • @younesakdah1803
    @younesakdah1803 Рік тому +3

    Forkstein and plough was so sneaky it instantly killed me. Klompen.

  • @titanics.o.s2101
    @titanics.o.s2101 Рік тому +3

    As a pole i can confirm that youre cow is from eastern europe (top tier video as always)

  • @eskea
    @eskea Рік тому +5

    Your Dutch accent has really grown on me. I also think you might need to see a therapist for all these very obscure runs lmao

    • @PressContinue
      @PressContinue  Рік тому +6

      Well I tried BEING a therapist for JK Leeds. I threw him out of my window. Does that count?

    • @eskea
      @eskea Рік тому

      @@PressContinue lol

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 4 місяці тому

      ​@@PressContinue I think hitting his head on the ground would change brain stuff.

  • @86fifty
    @86fifty Рік тому

    Congrats on getting the video done for this run! and the many, many farming and poking puns, always a pleasure to get me more dad-joke material! :P

  • @Lorenzovd
    @Lorenzovd Рік тому +1

    Super good video, made me laugh a lot, also with the dutch spreekwoorden haha. I am also dutch so it really put a smile on my face

  • @breadmancometh6546
    @breadmancometh6546 Рік тому +1

    I’m Ngl this is my favorite spear in dark souls and my second favorite weapon in the game after Grant tbh it’s a really good faith weapon if you make it a divine weapon and it’s OP af

  • @JustLansky
    @JustLansky Рік тому +1

    5:47 haha remember one guy saying that in the live chat😂

  • @l0rd0fshad0ws
    @l0rd0fshad0ws Рік тому +1

    Good lord the WORD PLAY! You good sir, have once again made quite an entertaining video. I love modding the pitchfork to make you fall everytime, such a silly idea

  • @lisbethsalander275
    @lisbethsalander275 Рік тому +1

    "SHAZOOO!!" ~ Some Cow...probably.

  • @blademlg922
    @blademlg922 Рік тому +1

    It is insane how press gives himself a challenge which most people already couldn't complete, and then add extra modifiers just to make it even more painful??? wild.

  • @jonnymohawk
    @jonnymohawk Рік тому +1

    I always knew your plowing would lead to a ceaseless discharge...

  • @aliceroberts5928
    @aliceroberts5928 Рік тому +1

    The weirdest thing here, is this is the first time I saw a UA-camr use the term 'Arbitrary' and 'convoluted' correctly

    • @PressContinue
      @PressContinue  Рік тому +1

      I suppose that's especially a compliment given English isn't my first language

  • @t.d.3803
    @t.d.3803 Рік тому

    Love the wordplay and your delivery.

  • @inkredibill6352
    @inkredibill6352 Рік тому +1

    >starts a world war, TWICE
    >"americans are so dangerous and dumb lol"
    Banter aside, hilarious video. Liked and subbed.

    • @Soapy-chan
      @Soapy-chan 6 місяців тому

      the dutch didn't start the world wars wtf

    • @Soapy-chan
      @Soapy-chan 6 місяців тому

      also yes, americans are that 😅

  • @TheInfamousWoahgoat
    @TheInfamousWoahgoat Рік тому +2

    20:40 The first rule of Gun Safety is to have fun. Don't judge us.

  • @brandonmulryan1522
    @brandonmulryan1522 Рік тому +5

    I really wanted the garden shears from the enemy.

    • @PressContinue
      @PressContinue  Рік тому +2

      Me too. Shame they didn't turn that into a usable weapon :(

  • @matteorudolph4746
    @matteorudolph4746 Рік тому +1

    Wanderer is literally my fav class in the game💀
    It has good dex and has the coolest outfit.

  • @xxthelinkxx3296
    @xxthelinkxx3296 Рік тому +3

    Next one: The floor is lava (literally)

    • @PressContinue
      @PressContinue  Рік тому +3

      Lol, well if it's Elden Ring lava it wouldn't be much of a challenge. That stuff somehow merely tickles you to death

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan Рік тому

    The Scarecrow only has a gun in one scene - the one right after they’re told to go kill the Wicked Witch of the West. The Cowardly Lion is also holding a big cartoon hammer, so the implication is that they all got geared up to kill the witch.
    Picture the “Guns, lots of guns” scene from the Matrix, but with Scarecrow instead.

  • @danbrown4420
    @danbrown4420 Рік тому +3

    Your humour and wit is impeccable sir, always got the best puns 😂

  • @Eden_Arcane
    @Eden_Arcane Рік тому +1

    Falling every time?? What a forked up think to do to yourself...

  • @MindinViolet
    @MindinViolet Рік тому +1

    Next challenge run: Oscar only run.

  • @atomicanachronism8849
    @atomicanachronism8849 Рік тому

    A fork+knife run would actually be pretty neat, although I don't have any idea on how to make it non-trivial

  • @equious8413
    @equious8413 Рік тому +1

    UA-cam captions caught Seethe as Steve and I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @SVN_ETR
    @SVN_ETR Рік тому

    The scareplow met the Tin Golem and afterwards he plowed his way through the golden paths of Anor Londo towards the not so coward Golden Lion and hopefully the Gwynzard of Oz

  • @Shmethan
    @Shmethan Рік тому

    Your pun game this time around is off the charts. Unforkettable if you catch my drift

  • @TheAshenedPhoenix
    @TheAshenedPhoenix Рік тому +1

    Me: This is gonna be great.
    Me at the end of the vid. This was fucking brilliant!
    GG dude!

  • @padwock2294
    @padwock2294 Рік тому +36

    Nobody will see this comment and as such I can use it as a confessional, I have committed repeated tax fraud and am also still upset remembering that the gold coins in ds1 look pretty but have literally no purpose

    • @Iranofideaswhilewritingthis334
      @Iranofideaswhilewritingthis334 Рік тому +2

      Farming:
      Also, i reported you to the IRS, they should be coming to your direction soon

    • @alfonshasel1995
      @alfonshasel1995 Рік тому +1

      I declare...tax fraudulency!

    • @Awecyan32
      @Awecyan32 Рік тому +2

      I saw this comment, and I find your blatant disregard for taxation laws to be incredibly refreshing. Taxation is, after all, theft.

    • @cavauro
      @cavauro 3 місяці тому

      they're for selling to frampt

  • @AaronCorr
    @AaronCorr Рік тому

    "You fall if you miss..."
    Well that doesn't sound so bad
    "...so I modded it to always let me fall over"
    Ah, there it is...

  • @Achromatic_0
    @Achromatic_0 Рік тому +1

    clumsiest chosen undead in lordran

  • @perplexity4277
    @perplexity4277 Рік тому

    These videos are so underrated bro 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ChrisMalloy-u3f
    @ChrisMalloy-u3f 2 місяці тому

    Was playing DS1 earlier and one of the forest enemies dropped this weapon, so I had to come back and watch it again

  • @hashtags_YT
    @hashtags_YT Рік тому

    As that comment on the community post said, exceptional thumbnail

  • @kenjaminrar
    @kenjaminrar Рік тому +1

    I like how you call the Gargoyles "Gargles". It's probably just your accent but I call them gargles too. 😅

  • @undeadNova
    @undeadNova Рік тому +3

    Press: "I place "Oscar of Astora, Hollowed" in attack mode!"
    DarkSouls: "Your meager Knight is no match for my demon's ass!"

  • @DoomWolfOfficial
    @DoomWolfOfficial Рік тому +1

    if this was DS2 the Artorias fight hitboxes would have _never_ worked lol, great video!

    • @PressContinue
      @PressContinue  Рік тому +1

      But of course then Kalameet went all DS2 on my ass with his terrible tail hitbox

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 Рік тому

    The reason the Gargoyle in Anor Londo, and Oscar of Astora don't go back to their position when you sit at a bonfire, is because they don't respawn.
    There's only one of them, and after they're killed they're gone.
    For some reason, all enemies (afaik at least) that don't respawn, also don't get reset when you sit at a bonfire.
    Another one this happens with is the Berenike Knight in the church. He follows you all the way over to Andre's bonfire, and while he's too big to fit through the door, you can observe him walking back to his spawn, instead of just appearing there, after you sit down.

  • @PhillStone
    @PhillStone Рік тому +1

    wait, the butterfly changes sides? 12 year old game continues to deliver new content

  • @albino5995
    @albino5995 Рік тому

    Closing in on 100k subs 💪 well deserved!

  • @haku8135
    @haku8135 Рік тому +1

    Fun Fact- Artorias is NOT left handed. He wields his sword in his dominant right hand, and a SHIELD in his left. That's why his LEFT arm is broken, because that's what happens when you block an attack with a shield from Manus one too many times. Artorias is weakened because he is now insane from the Abyss and he's down an arm, not because he's left handed.
    This rumor actually started because, I don't really know, I think Dark Souls 2, the souls game that is objectively the worst, says he is like once for some reason. Also most of the internet is stupid, so that helped. But no, he's right handed.

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 Рік тому +2

    2:28 wait how did i get here? D:

  • @samanthaofcatarina
    @samanthaofcatarina Рік тому

    20:23 so fun fact with that, in the original book the scarecrow also had a gun, and even had a body count

  • @Sari36YT
    @Sari36YT Рік тому +2

    That working out joke caught me off guard

  • @scorchinorphan1687
    @scorchinorphan1687 Рік тому

    The Eastern-Europe Cow joke made me sub tbh.

  • @liljamiera6853
    @liljamiera6853 Рік тому

    Plowing face first into the iron golems crouch, couldn't have been a better scenario for this run

  • @lukemarks3281
    @lukemarks3281 Рік тому +1

    The puns are getting even more complex

  • @Mattheus9470
    @Mattheus9470 Рік тому +3

    What a forkalicious run !!!

  • @Markshadow4999
    @Markshadow4999 Рік тому

    Your intro music's on point as always i see

  • @nssheepster
    @nssheepster Рік тому

    It's finally happened. The vanilla game has run out of challenge for the mighty Thera-Press, so he has turned to the dark magicks of game modification in his endless search for difficulty.

  • @filiusexmachina4069
    @filiusexmachina4069 Рік тому +1

    Ds2 with the dragon bone fist would be cool. I love that moveset, but it's so hard to use. . .

    • @PressContinue
      @PressContinue  Рік тому +1

      I did a run with those in DS2 when doing the mimic head run. but it was only a livestream

    • @filiusexmachina4069
      @filiusexmachina4069 Рік тому

      Oh, must have missed that one. 😢
      But doing the same challenge twice seems pointless, so time for me to git gud and try myself

  • @jjt8072
    @jjt8072 Рік тому

    dark souls 2's parries have more frames when playing without the stat requirements, buckler feels like it has 2-3 sec parry frame with it

  • @ShMokou
    @ShMokou Рік тому +1

    My advice to take shield from graveyard was useful, i am was useful.