By the way, one helicopter actually has ejection seats: It's none other than your best friend the KA-50! There is a mechanism on board that jettisons all the rotors before actually shooting you out of your predicament, so you won't instantly turn into a human slushy
@@iamafuckingfailure if the helicopter is going down and you’re in the helicopter then you’re gonna go down as fast as the helicopter. You wouldn’t fall faster than the helicopter so it wouldn’t work
@@thiccboizgaming1304 now if Im not wrong there is a heli somewhere that has a downwards ejection seat, but i gotta say my favorite ejection seat would be horizontal. Just throws off some of of the side of the heli or the front and just YEETS you out of the heli, straight into the fire of the Adats blasting you, or if you’re spinning out of control you get thrown into your tail rotors. At least it gives the enemy a horrid mess to clean and nothing for them to capture exept for a meat slush.
“Sir, request permission to leave the AH-64 Apache Longbow” “For what purpose, literal moron?” “To give the enemy back their ballistic missiles.” “Permission granted”
A German officer was quoted as saying something like "One Tiger [tank] can easily destroy 10 Shermans, but you Americans always had 11" & of course there's Stalin's famous "Quantity has a quality all it's own" line
Military: Wait we had a budget? Government: YES! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT? military: uh we gave an apache to the army a f35 variant to the Navy bunch of cool memes to the Marines a tank killer called a A10 to the airforce and... The coast guard was not sent much
Two solutions to ejecting from helicopters: 1. Lock up the rotor first. Adds an extra couple of seconds before you actually eject, but we don't exactly need to do it carefully, it's not like you're planning to use it anymore. 2. Instead of launching you up through the canopy like a typical ejection seat, have it launch you down through the floor. No worries about hitting the rotor, just hope the trajectory of the helicopter is erratic enough to not come down directly on top of you.
1964: Enemy infantry terrified by the sound of “Fortunate Son” playing from the sky. 2020: Enemy infantry terrified by the sight of a sad seal in the sky.
Your boomerang otherwise known as the xp55 was a killer without seeing combat there was only 3 ever made two of them crashed they were single seat aircraft but of the two crashes they killed a total of around 6 people the second plane crashed into a car on the way to a airshow.
Reminds me of that one surgery that had a 300% fatality rate because the surgeon chopped off one of the assistants fingers and he died of infection and someone in the audience died of shock and then the patient also died of infection
Technically there's an scp that plays with this exact joke. Pills that spawn such a massive amount of bananas in your stomach that you die of crush trauma but those bananas are collectively radioactive
Badger: *memorizes the entire meme of shell combinations* Warthunder Veterans, still in their flight suits doing muscle exercises, sees his ammo setup in the T-34: *EYES GLOW WITH INTENSE MALICE*
Here’s how helicopter ejection seats should work: the bolts linking the rotor blades to the rotor shaft should blow allowing the rotor blades to fly off, and then a moment later the canopy gets blown and the seat ejects.
Badger: "You don't wanna know what kinda music I edit my vids to." Me: *sits on Goldengate bridge at midnight looking for the one window that has caramelldansen behind it*
Sabot is, in fact, _not_ the final form of throwing a rock at someone. *That would be a railgun.* Edit: to all the geniuses trying to one-up me with “but the rod from god” That’s dropping. Not throwing. Big difference.
The Black Shark actually does have an ejection seat. From what I understand, the rotor blades slide out of sleeves connected to the rotor hub using explosives and rockets propel the pilot out of the helicopter. There are other helicopters with ejection seats, but the KA-50 was the first one.
The Eurocopter and Apachie use a simmilar system. The rotors seperate and the whole Cockpit is prepelled away from the chopper. The pilots stay in the cockpit for extra protection from schrapnel and the lose rotorblades.
As an army vet who worked on apaches. I approve of this video and want you to know that it is actually that badass in combat. Also surprise both the apache and the freebrams have the same engine with some tweeks here and there
07:00 how has no one mentioned that the Kamov KA-50 attack helicopter does in fact have an ejection seat. The key is to jettison the blades before the canopy and seat rocket upwards into them
I'm reminded of my ROTC instructor and all the stories he used to tell us instead of teaching, and 90% of them where funny like, Marine basic training, or the time he broke the army's regulations about mingling with the populace so he could get some Saudi KFC during Desert Shield; but the one that he told that he found funny, but all the kids got quiet about was his tale of Depleted Uranium shells. He's a Captain in an armored division (I forget which), he's also a tank commander. He gets into contact, and once the field is clear, everyone is hanging around these old Soviet T-70s. He says "there's a quarter sized hole going in, a quarter sized hole going out, no fire, no explosion. And a few seconds after we hit them, the turret flies off." And the only way he could explain the affect on the enemy crew was, and I shit you not... "You know that residue that's left when you eat a bowl of Jello? Cause that's all that's left inside the tank, just this red goo at the exit hole." No clothes, no sidearms, no bodies or bones. And as all the younger cadets get all quiet, and I sit there with a stupid grin, he just laughs.
Well yeah, a super heated depleted uranium SABOT flying through metal at 1,575 m/s creates a vacuum and increases the temperature inside to unholy amounts that will turn ANYTHING inside to liquid and pull it out with it.
You should hear the stories about the cross burning at MCRD. Or the one about the nukes. The other one about the nukes. Or how he almost started a war with Iran during Desert Storm. But 1. He might've been lying, but he always told them without missing a beat. 2. I don't know whether or not they're classified information, he swears he'd never tell us that, but whenever I asked he just told me to live a little. 3. If you're good at something never do it for free.
I love Heavenly's voice in the background saying "HOLY S**T", he pretty much sounded like Mortal Kombat's narrator saying that Fun fact : The plane that kamikazed to the ground at 3:37 was actually the P-40
@@liammm7036 after taking one banana pill, the subject explodes as the amount of bananas causes them to rupture their *everything*, and will continue to fill the surrounding area with highly radioactive bananas. A test site had to be abandoned because it was buried under radioactive banana sludge from one pill.
I was in the army in the infantry and can say that, that statement is very fucking true.... Warrent officers are just smart grunts who are bored when not blowing shit up... Lmao!!!
7:06 There is actually a helicopter that, with the pull of a lever, your rotor and cockpit glass will be blown off and then the ejection seat will be activated.
Actually, the Russian helicopter KA-52 has ejection seats, when its activated, explosions set the blades loose so the pilot and gunner don't get shreded by them.
So you're telling me...the Russians put explosive charges *_in the rotors_* to blow them to pieces so they could have ejection seats. That is the most Russian solution I have ever heard and I love it.
ootdega not blow to pieces per se’ the explosive bolts send the rotors flying in all directions, keeping mostly in tact but damaged. Not that it really matters, either way the crew isn’t shredded to bits.
Badger and Friends : "Talks about ejection seat for Combat Helicopters" Me : They do realize that the Russian Ka-50 "Black Shark" does in real life have a ejection seat right?
Badger speaking of the blessed SABOT round: “Final form of throwing a rock at someone” *DARPA, sitting in the back, ominously patting their prototype rail gun*: “Heard u talkin’ shit”
You know for a 660 billion dollar budget they doing fine. Also I find that the new wrists has armour that has approximately 1000 mm or cm thick and they made a shell that can pierce up to 1000 mm of armor.
Haha…wait… it’s taken me 7 months to figure out this. But I’ve figured out you’re big brained af bruh… HOW DID THIS BANGER OF A COMMENT ONLY HAVE 259 LIKES
How about the way they ACTUALLY have ejection seats in helicopters. The have small explosive charges on the rotors which blasts them away BEFORE you eject.
Skulker is anything BUT expendable. He’s probably the one member of the Russian Badger crew that has gotten the most laughs out of me, other than Heavenly.
I remember one when playing war thunder, I was in a crop duster, someone shot out my engine, I started sponging towards the ground, at the last second I pulled straight up and shot down my attacker, then landed safely in some trees.
@@Sonichero151 Guy who shot him down: Who flies a crop duster? What an idiot. Gets killed by said guy he shot down and watches him land: Nani the FUCK?!
>first line about helis needing ejection seats Well... Let me introduce you to the Kamov Ka-50, it has an ejection seat which, when used, also ejects the blades
"I really think helicopters should have ejection seats" Some do... First the rotors are blasted off. Then the canopy. Then you go for a sweet ride and land under a hopefully deployed canopy.
@@das3610 In all seriousness, by the time you *have* to eject downwards, you're probably gonna get crushed by the helicopter as it is, you know, *falling down.*
@@xenotriver trust me, it still like that. Or why do you think every male in age between 18 and 27 years old have to waste a year serving in army? (if health is okay, but even like that you will be considered as part of army if all your limbs are on their places)
m3rcy m4in if im not wrong it was the first heli to have a ejection seat and yes your right the propellers would pretty much will fly off so the pilot could eject safely without being mince meat
7:06 some russian helos actually did implement ejection seats. When the pilot ejected, small explosive bolts would detonate in the rotors, blowing them away from the chopper and allowing the pilot and gunners to safely eject.The more u know
Why isn't this used more? (I know it possibly has something to do with costs and/or the explosive bolts possibly failing causing the blades to still be there. This is an educated guess due to me not really knowing why they aren't used today.)
@@ctmarine9100 That's a really good question that I honestly don't know the answer to. I think it had something to do with the bolts being extremely unreliable, sometimes actually exploding without manual input.
10:56 The B-25 is just an absolutely beautiful warbird. They look especially good when there’s 16 of them on the flight deck of a Yorktown-class aircraft carrier bound for mainland Japan.
fun fact: sabot rounds are moving so fast that when they puncture through the exit side of the tank, it forces the e n t i r e c r e w out that small hole. Don’t believe me? google it. my dad was a crew member of a sabot-armed-tank. :)
The apache is actually the only helicopter that can fly upside down however it rarely ever does and afterwords it requires a very in depth inspection it's only really done for airshows
“The Abrams can never be depressed.”
“Only it’s operator”
Kills me every time
So does the Abrams
@@thomasnolastname8734 You mean the T-90?
To true or a statement 😂
@@Johan_the_Marshal YOU CAN RUN FORM THE CURE BITE AND CURE BLADE?
So does depression
“I joined the marines”
“Question: Am I immortal”
That killed me when I first heard it
" Question: Am I immortal?
Well yes but actually no.
how could it kill if you're immortal
If it killed you, you wouldn’t have thumbs and fingers available for your spirit to say you’re dead, you’d be motionless. Oof. Got em
Same
Its why i keep coming back to this video
By the way, one helicopter actually has ejection seats:
It's none other than your best friend the KA-50! There is a mechanism on board that jettisons all the rotors before actually shooting you out of your predicament, so you won't instantly turn into a human slushy
s-so no human slushy? aww :(
There’s also others where the rotors just split
Now, i might be an idiot
But why not make the ejection seat eject from the bottom of the cabin?
@@iamafuckingfailure if the helicopter is going down and you’re in the helicopter then you’re gonna go down as fast as the helicopter. You wouldn’t fall faster than the helicopter so it wouldn’t work
@@thiccboizgaming1304 now if Im not wrong there is a heli somewhere that has a downwards ejection seat, but i gotta say my favorite ejection seat would be horizontal. Just throws off some of of the side of the heli or the front and just YEETS you out of the heli, straight into the fire of the Adats blasting you, or if you’re spinning out of control you get thrown into your tail rotors. At least it gives the enemy a horrid mess to clean and nothing for them to capture exept for a meat slush.
All Gaijin needs to do is add submarines and you’ll literally have a war game that says “Don’t be picky, pick something dammit.”
And aircraft carriers
And they did
They need to combine Warthunder and Enlisted
“Uranium is 20,000,000,000 calories.”
Ivan Drago: *heavy breathing
William Glass Hell yes
Oh shit. Looks like I'm gonna become obese.
First 30 seconds
Me:help me im dying, to much laughter
American energy is calories. European energy is Kilojoules.
Sadly it's in a form the body cannot extract energy from an digest
The Tigre HAD ejection seats in the 90's, it would just detach the rotors before before launching the crew out. Like so he can see, thx
Man that's a leap of faith trusting that mechanic to still work when your helicopter is going down.
Same with the KA-50 and KA-52
@@bongo1630 no Apache is a fixed wing chopper it doesn't has any eject read the forums and it's mechs
@@sickgringo007 that ain't a mechanic homie, that's ordnance remembering to pull the C.A.D. pins
Quite alot of Russian helis have ejection
Some helicopters do have ejection seats. When you use them explosive bolts blow the rotor blades off first.
*Now imagine if those explosive bolts failed*
@@Canadian_Ale *You wait for the rotors to stop spinning.*
Or perfectly Time it
@@Top2BottomGaming no you dont. just eject anyway.
@@Canadian_Ale Then its just not your problem anymore.
Badda: "if you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes the radiation would kill you"
Clu: "AH YES THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU!!!"
I wonder how many burgoids it would take to equal the radiation of a gram of Uranium.
Little mistake there: not Badda, that's Koala
@@bru9383 shhhh no one needs to know that
How did the radiation get into the bananas?
Did the banana delivery truck took a shortcut through Chernobyl?
@@Mr-Green0 we don't talk about what happened it doesn't need to be brought up
Uranium: has 20 billion calories
The US realizing that Japanese citizens are starving:
Holy shit
My *oooof*-meter is going off charts
yikes
I love this joke you gotta a like from me
We'll send them supplies twice
Badger: "Sabot shells are the final form of throwing a rock at somebody."
Railguns: Am I a joke to you?
A Schulte their the first Health bar of the final boss
UNSC: We gotchu fam.
Railguns fire sabot rounds because otherwise the munition would fuse to the damn barrel.
Cavemen had the right idea...
I have to agree with railgun because I’m currently playing ace combat and have the railgun equipped on campaign and it just deletes the opposition
“Sir, request permission to leave the AH-64 Apache Longbow”
“For what purpose, literal moron?”
“To give the enemy back their ballistic missiles.”
“Permission granted”
Sparingly Salted Seems legit
Seems legit
Private: WHICH ONE WE GOT ALL THIS0:49
Sean Taggart To put in simple terms; 🅱️ESH
@@sparinglysalted4951 GOOD! *BRRRRRRRRRT*
“If the first T-34 doesn’t get him the next 3 definitely will” is the best way to explain the eastern front
A German officer was quoted as saying something like "One Tiger [tank] can easily destroy 10 Shermans, but you Americans always had 11"
& of course there's Stalin's famous "Quantity has a quality all it's own" line
Another 3000😂
“Sir are you qualified to repair this plane”. “Uh I built a lego Death Star once”. “Oh I’m sorry for doubting you sir”
Potato truck minding its business:
Badger with a literal tank killer: Let's launch every f*cking missile in my inventory
America: "Our defense budget is the highest out everything!"
The Military: "Wait, we had a budget?"
Military: Wait we had a budget?
Government: YES! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
military: uh we gave an apache to the army a f35 variant to the Navy bunch of cool memes to the Marines a tank killer called a A10 to the airforce and... The coast guard was not sent much
It’s not a budget, it’s a target.
"its a payment plan not a budget"
Ayo sick Titanfall pfp
@@marshallcarhart579 Thanks
Two solutions to ejecting from helicopters:
1. Lock up the rotor first. Adds an extra couple of seconds before you actually eject, but we don't exactly need to do it carefully, it's not like you're planning to use it anymore.
2. Instead of launching you up through the canopy like a typical ejection seat, have it launch you down through the floor. No worries about hitting the rotor, just hope the trajectory of the helicopter is erratic enough to not come down directly on top of you.
@yates3815 i belive thats just called unbuckling your seat belt and taking few steps out of the cockpit(i really dont know if i am writing correcly)
Anyone else notice that Skulker’s signature saying is just “the purpose of this ______ is to violate the Geneva convention.”
Getting tired of hearing him say that tbh
Yep. And I love it.
@@benjaminokonski9186 same.
I need a compilation of crazy shit Skullker's said or done with his soundboard
@@travelingspartan2035 *YES.*
wait. not yes.
🅱️ES.
there we go.
1964: Enemy infantry terrified by the sound of “Fortunate Son” playing from the sky. 2020: Enemy infantry terrified by the sight of a sad seal in the sky.
Also: terrified of Freebrams packin' 🅱ESH rounds.
heck yes
Lol
I love how badger’s SFM representation of heavenly just became Doomguy
Dude Heavenly plays Dark Souls, he's hardcore.
The mans played a level on Eternal without taking a fucking hit, so it would make sense
Well y'know what he says when he plays Smonk, hes the man behind the slaughter
He's either Doomguy or Vigel.
There was an ncr ranger in the beginning
Badger: memorizes meme shells so he doesn’t get bullied
Also badger: gets bullied for saying “sa-bot” instead of “say-bow”
WHY IT IS SAY BOW IF IT ENDS IN A T? GOD DANG IT PEOPLE
@hiroshell7973 Because we're Americans. Our English is so simplified it comes around to being stupid
@@hiroshell7973pretty sure it is a word that came from french
Badgers decal is the epitome of,
“This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
How do you get it on xbox
@@ejejejelelelel926 I am still trying to figure out how to get it for PC with an existing account
He said before the sabot round fucked the opposition whole life up
"This hurts me more than it'll hurt you, because you'll be dead"
"gunner, you see that truck"
"Affirmative"
*"I dont want to"*
5:34
Gunner that vehicle offends me, remove it
3:10 When you get hit by a missile as big as your entire body
BREAKING NEWS: *Astronaut known as “YeetDabMcFapDab” takes helicopter to mars and comes back with aliens*
You shouldn't be its a good one.
@Cheese bag With the S.S WEED
"you know man's gotta clap som alien bitches amirite fellas or amirite?" -YeetDabMcFapDap upon his landing
He just kept going up
He just robs the Russian school bus
Your boomerang otherwise known as the xp55 was a killer without seeing combat there was only 3 ever made two of them crashed they were single seat aircraft but of the two crashes they killed a total of around 6 people the second plane crashed into a car on the way to a airshow.
It's code name was acender
Not bad,no combat deployments and a k/d of 6:2
@@elijahweaver7135i think they misspelled descender.
Reminds me of that one surgery that had a 300% fatality rate because the surgeon chopped off one of the assistants fingers and he died of infection and someone in the audience died of shock and then the patient also died of infection
@@DalesDubs I get JSE's quote "Speed is Key" is needed for the olden days of no anesthesia, but wow. Still can't believe that even happened.
“Do YoU SeE mE LAUgIng my GaMER?!” I was actually on my job’s floor laughing uncontrollably
F
Do Ya SeE mE ****InG lAuGhInG mY gAmEr?!
_very calm casual voice_
"Ok now throttle up"
*EXPLOSIVE CRASH*
I fvcking can't
That's what I'm currently doing my gamer ally LMAO 🤣
@@wardenarcvoiddragonofdeath I recognise that profile picture from somewhere but I don’t know where
“If you ate 40,000 bananas in ten minutes you would die of radiation”
“ *Ah yes, the radiation would kill you* “
Best part imo
Yes the radiation
The radiation
I don’t get it
Technically there's an scp that plays with this exact joke. Pills that spawn such a massive amount of bananas in your stomach that you die of crush trauma but those bananas are collectively radioactive
@@jmanwild87 What? Why so specific?
How to make use of your country’s tax dollars:
Acquire 🅱️ e s h
GenericAlex31 It just works
logic 100
@@ian9622 logic 420
Only 🅱️ E S H
I think you mean 🅱️🅰️🅿️🅿️
“Ah yes, THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU!”
Practically died from laughter there
Badger: *memorizes the entire meme of shell combinations*
Warthunder Veterans, still in their flight suits doing muscle exercises, sees his ammo setup in the T-34: *EYES GLOW WITH INTENSE MALICE*
*eyes turn black as the void* WHO DARE SUMMON THE ENLIGHTENED ONE?
Always remember the Russian military motto:
“You can’t be convicted of war crimes if there is no one alive to witness them”
*chuckles in GAU-8* YOU ARE IN DANGER!
Naw the russian war motto is "if we throw enough people at the bullets eventually they'll run outa bullets"
That is kinda the same thing.
Remember, no Russian
Cerzith The Chinese’s government war strategy
"The Abrams cannot be depressed! Only it's operator can..."
*God Bless America*
Here’s how helicopter ejection seats should work: the bolts linking the rotor blades to the rotor shaft should blow allowing the rotor blades to fly off, and then a moment later the canopy gets blown and the seat ejects.
Badger: "You don't wanna know what kinda music I edit my vids to."
Me: *sits on Goldengate bridge at midnight looking for the one window that has caramelldansen behind it*
Sabot is, in fact, _not_ the final form of throwing a rock at someone. *That would be a railgun.*
Edit: to all the geniuses trying to one-up me with “but the rod from god” That’s dropping. Not throwing. Big difference.
true
What about a laser?
@@gregariousgamer1963 thats not a rock, thats light
@@someoneidk6303 Fair enough
@@someoneidk6303 lazer fire is just spicy light
Those depleted uranium rocks are exactly what the US would design, they're just compressed and refined calories punching through tank armour.
And if the US knows anything, it's refined calories.
"GODDAMN ALL THIS FOR A CAMARO?" is stupidly underrated man
*Puts Christmas skin on helicopter
“Thought I’d show him some festive spirit since he’s not going to be making it home for Christmas”
Noooo9
Nice
Cursed bro
its the thought that counts
The Black Shark actually does have an ejection seat. From what I understand, the rotor blades slide out of sleeves connected to the rotor hub using explosives and rockets propel the pilot out of the helicopter. There are other helicopters with ejection seats, but the KA-50 was the first one.
You mean to tell me the Russians made an effort to keep their pilots alive?
Alex Laws They don’t kamikazing this bitch like Japan you know
I like the idea of opening the cockpit and haphazardly shooting the rotors off with a pistol then ejecting.
The Eurocopter and Apachie use a simmilar system. The rotors seperate and the whole Cockpit is prepelled away from the chopper. The pilots stay in the cockpit for extra protection from schrapnel and the lose rotorblades.
As an army vet who worked on apaches. I approve of this video and want you to know that it is actually that badass in combat. Also surprise both the apache and the freebrams have the same engine with some tweeks here and there
They have the same engine?? That's cool.
@@bokan1265 literal jet engines, my boy. Abrams have a very distinctive whine to their engine sound that hints at its turbine.
@@Osric24 and shit tonne of weapons and armour.
Wait so
Apache is a flying tank...
And a abram is a driving chopper...?
07:00 how has no one mentioned that the Kamov KA-50 attack helicopter does in fact have an ejection seat. The key is to jettison the blades before the canopy and seat rocket upwards into them
My favorite quote from this video: "OH MY GOD, WE'VE GOT AIR SUPPORT AND THAT AIR SUPPORT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FLY!"
Nah fam, the pilot was a kamikaze pilot
Dude, even a Trex would get his fade run by an m1a2 Abrams
B A N Z A I !!!
Same
speaking as a low rank player: "pilots will kamikaze into the enemy. DESPITE doing no damage; they care not"
I'm reminded of my ROTC instructor and all the stories he used to tell us instead of teaching, and 90% of them where funny like, Marine basic training, or the time he broke the army's regulations about mingling with the populace so he could get some Saudi KFC during Desert Shield; but the one that he told that he found funny, but all the kids got quiet about was his tale of Depleted Uranium shells.
He's a Captain in an armored division (I forget which), he's also a tank commander. He gets into contact, and once the field is clear, everyone is hanging around these old Soviet T-70s. He says "there's a quarter sized hole going in, a quarter sized hole going out, no fire, no explosion. And a few seconds after we hit them, the turret flies off." And the only way he could explain the affect on the enemy crew was, and I shit you not...
"You know that residue that's left when you eat a bowl of Jello? Cause that's all that's left inside the tank, just this red goo at the exit hole."
No clothes, no sidearms, no bodies or bones.
And as all the younger cadets get all quiet, and I sit there with a stupid grin, he just laughs.
Well yeah, a super heated depleted uranium SABOT flying through metal at 1,575 m/s creates a vacuum and increases the temperature inside to unholy amounts that will turn ANYTHING inside to liquid and pull it out with it.
Mfs just jelloized that tank, that’s the ultimate flex
-ers
Jello-ized the tankers.
...
That’s dark.
You should hear the stories about the cross burning at MCRD.
Or the one about the nukes.
The other one about the nukes.
Or how he almost started a war with Iran during Desert Storm.
But
1. He might've been lying, but he always told them without missing a beat.
2. I don't know whether or not they're classified information, he swears he'd never tell us that, but whenever I asked he just told me to live a little.
3. If you're good at something never do it for free.
I love how the American national anthem is playing in the background in several different tunes
I love Heavenly's voice in the background saying "HOLY S**T", he pretty much sounded like Mortal Kombat's narrator saying that
Fun fact : The plane that kamikazed to the ground at 3:37 was actually the P-40
"Shut up, I'm trying to read."
"What the hell is important enough to read mid-flight?"
"...
*h o w t o f l y ."*
You know what.. thats not wrong.
Well, I can't read!
-Jared, 19
The co-pilot: "understandable have a nice day"
that’s definitely something this group would say
"40,000 bananas to generate enough radiation to kill you."
*"YEAH IT'S THE RADIATION THAT KILLS YOU"*
Banana pill SCP in a nutshell.
Does that mean I'd die if I ate one banana in 0.015 seconds?
@@liammm7036 after taking one banana pill, the subject explodes as the amount of bananas causes them to rupture their *everything*, and will continue to fill the surrounding area with highly radioactive bananas. A test site had to be abandoned because it was buried under radioactive banana sludge from one pill.
Space Bear Cadet so...39,999 is the limit?
@@jubernavarrete3807 You gain everything.
Space Bear Cadet including cancer
Pentagon: "This helicopter is a hi-tech, precise, _expensive_ piece of military hardware."
Pilots: _"WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!"_
I was in the army in the infantry and can say that, that statement is very fucking true.... Warrent officers are just smart grunts who are bored when not blowing shit up... Lmao!!!
7:06 There is actually a helicopter that, with the pull of a lever, your rotor and cockpit glass will be blown off and then the ejection seat will be activated.
Actually, the Russian helicopter KA-52 has ejection seats, when its activated, explosions set the blades loose so the pilot and gunner don't get shreded by them.
Interesting, I was actually curious about that.
I was about to comment that, the Ka-52 is badass.
Wasn't that in a James Bond movie?
So you're telling me...the Russians put explosive charges *_in the rotors_* to blow them to pieces so they could have ejection seats.
That is the most Russian solution I have ever heard and I love it.
ootdega not blow to pieces per se’ the explosive bolts send the rotors flying in all directions, keeping mostly in tact but damaged. Not that it really matters, either way the crew isn’t shredded to bits.
Badger and Friends : "Talks about ejection seat for Combat Helicopters"
Me : They do realize that the Russian Ka-50 "Black Shark" does in real life have a ejection seat right?
How does that work? I'm guessing either sideways or downwards.
@@yokaiju8909 The rotor blades is blown of using explosive charges from its rotor disc and then the ejection seat rockets away upwards.
@@randomka-52alligatorthatis34 ah, that makes more sense. Thanks for the info.
@@randomka-52alligatorthatis34 So this is how Cpt MacMillan downed that helo
@@arminascepas8301 The helo he downed is actually the Mi-28 "Havoc".
No one:
Badger: Armor-piercing High-explosive Fin-stabilized Discarding-sabot High-explosive Capped Ballistic-capped
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Armor-piercing High-explosive Fin-stabilized Discarding-sabot High-explosive Anti-tank High-explosive Capped Ballistic-capped
A weapon to surpass of the weapon that surpass metal gear
🅱ESH
@@poizenboi76 Not Hesh *_🅱 E S H_*
🅱️ESH
Just sing rap god at that point
I want to thank you guys for bringing back the happiness i had back in 2010-14 the new generation of mark, sean and dan, thank you.
Badger speaking of the blessed SABOT round: “Final form of throwing a rock at someone”
*DARPA, sitting in the back, ominously patting their prototype rail gun*: “Heard u talkin’ shit”
Benjamin Floyd Have you considered lowering the effort required by simply dropping the rock?
From orbit.
THE ROD FROM GOD WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR EXACT COORDINATES
@@spring5385 That would be the proverbial Russian cast-iron bomb. Blast radius equal to the radius of the bomb. Roughly.
D:\side\ huh?
@@socksleeve THE ROD FROM GOD DOES NOT *NEED* YOUR EXACT COORDINATES!
*insert explosion*
"We've identified the dog over", it's just leaked audio of ATF agents
i was boutta say confirmed atf agent shooting a pupper.
2:40
The other day the official ATF Twitter posted something that said "happy national puppy day" think about that for a second
@@gwydionrusso3206 yep, and before that they made a post rembering the brave agents, who "Nobely" died in the waco seige.
@@TylertheCC1010fan let me guess you watch Brandon Herrera gun meme review like me because that's how I first found out about both of those posts
5:09
Bungie: “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!”
Oh shit you're right. Technically in beyond light we just said "fuck the traveler"
Yes! XD
Savathùn is a huge Russianbadger fan I guess.
I love that and it's a hilarious quote to use
That line was pure titan brain moments.
Germany: how many different versions of the t-34 do you have.
Russia: YES
"Which is like flying a garbage truck strapped with enough ordinance to erase a country from the face of the earth" Yep that sums up bombers
no-thats-yep thats it, thats it right there
mainly the french 1.3-2.3 s
Everyone: You can’t just air strike an orphanage!
The US defence budget: Haha A-10 warthog go brrrt brrrrrrt
A British Pakistani
He he Napalm go boom
You know for a 660 billion dollar budget they doing fine. Also I find that the new wrists has armour that has approximately 1000 mm or cm thick and they made a shell that can pierce up to 1000 mm of armor.
I'm not sure why, but to this day, the 🅱️ E S H meme hits incredibly hard. Which, I guess is the point of the ammunition...
The 🅱️ stands for bitdefender vpn
Haha…wait… it’s taken me 7 months to figure out this. But I’ve figured out you’re big brained af bruh… HOW DID THIS BANGER OF A COMMENT ONLY HAVE 259 LIKES
Fun Fact: HEAT is better than APHE.
What about this day?
@@chaconut6431 what about big explosive squash head
I've actually found the low tier sbds with gunpods make pretty good fighters, due to the tail gunner, and relative decent manuverability
Badger: Is that an aircraft?
Aircraft: *crashes*
Badger: OH MY GOD WE’VE GOT AIR SUPPORT AND HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO FLY
Me: No, it’s called a kamikaze
Sym_N1ght I call that “surprise raiding party”
I call that suprise accuracy bombing
The fact that your name is ‘plane channel’ is ironic
I think you mean "an eye for a military grade aircraft"
Millitary anime girl: "finna neeco neeco kneecap you from 50 km in the sky
Yeah uh I'll be damned if an AH-1 can operate halfway to the Karman Linr
Pepsi Doggo It aint a goddamn Spitfire
@@coenogo excuse me whaaat?
Before corona:It waa really good.
After corona:nico-nico *need to go kill myself*
*weeb noises intensifies* "actually it's Niko Niko Kneecaps" *triggered*
5:51 “Marvels of modern engineering…”
*HEAVY METAL STAR SPANGLED BANNER INTENSIFIES*
9:02 "family is everything"
Sweet home Alabama
Thats vin diesel not Dwayne
Day 1 of Quarantine: "I'm gonna catch up on my shows and exercise."
Day 15: "1 gram of uranium is equal to 20 Billion calories."
You upgraded well done
Welcome to my regular daily life
8:01 “How many different variants of the T-34 do you have?”
“-YES.”
Badger: How many national anthems do I wanna put in this video?
Also Badger: *Y E S*
Things you don't want to hear in a battle field: "Oh my God we've got air support and that air support doesn't know how to fly!"
Badger when he sees a tank: a really big fuckin' hole, coming right up
"I still think helicopters should have ejector seats"
*CHOP CHOP*
Goldeneye vibes.
Kamov KA-50
DepressedAndDank two words: side ejectors
How about DOWNWARD THROUGH THE HELICOPTER! GENIUS
How about the way they ACTUALLY have ejection seats in helicopters. The have small explosive charges on the rotors which blasts them away BEFORE you eject.
10:17 "You have been destroyed by Kanna_thicc_loli"
Its kinda bad that i know where thats from
Ssed instantly. Hate that I seen the show 7 times
@@reapingarcher6791 what is it never heard of it
@@billysuarez18 Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.
@@TylertheCC1010fan who is miss kobayashi if its anime then idk anything
"what's that noise?"
"a temporary setback"
Lol
Skulker is anything BUT expendable. He’s probably the one member of the Russian Badger crew that has gotten the most laughs out of me, other than Heavenly.
American’s excuse when they drop bombs on a village:
“I accidentally pressed the spacebar!”
[Slow clap]
lol
I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE *BOMB BUTTON*
badgers just a Canadian so it just in his blood to be sorry
@@anonomyspizza I’m a Canadian as well. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 We art polite!
I remember one when playing war thunder, I was in a crop duster, someone shot out my engine, I started sponging towards the ground, at the last second I pulled straight up and shot down my attacker, then landed safely in some trees.
Damn you, you legend
He must have be absolutly furious at that turn of events
@@Sonichero151
Guy who shot him down: Who flies a crop duster? What an idiot.
Gets killed by said guy he shot down and watches him land: Nani the FUCK?!
"Safely"
You are the embodiment of rosie the rocketter
>first line about helis needing ejection seats
Well... Let me introduce you to the Kamov Ka-50, it has an ejection seat which, when used, also ejects the blades
Hilarious
3:56 as a part of the Australian community I heavily approve the boomerang
"I really think helicopters should have ejection seats"
Some do... First the rotors are blasted off. Then the canopy. Then you go for a sweet ride and land under a hopefully deployed canopy.
No we need the *rotors*
@@geegee7978 Of course, how else are we gonna get *meat stew?*
I mean... you could eject it downwards
@@das3610 In all seriousness, by the time you *have* to eject downwards, you're probably gonna get crushed by the helicopter as it is, you know, *falling down.*
DovaH HavoD sideways then?
"How many variants of the T-34 do you have?"
Badger: YES
I'm dying
Didn't even finish the sentence lol
Soyuz nerushimy....
Same here
Well the T-34 is still in active service in several countries.
"How did skulker get in this server?"
It's in the name my guy.
Real answer,he was always there.
Skulked
The best line to come out of war thunder: "OH MY GOD, WE'VE GOT AIR SUPPORT, AND THAT AIR SUPPORT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FLY"
2:40
We identified the dog Over-
*shoots*
HOLY SHIT
I DAMN NEAR PISSED MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO FUCKIN HARD WHEN I SEEN IT
Atf be like
@@Smoretto24 I was waiting for someone else to make this joke
I should not be here
Hahaha
“We have air support!”
Had. You had air support.
"How many different variants of the T-34 do you ha-"
*_"Y E S."_*
I love how badger says he can’t explain about ejection seats in helicopters but he can explain chemical formats and shell types perfectly
3:34 *sounds of "This is the greatest plaaaa-"*
I'm the bold action maaaaaaaa-
Who let Charles in?
We have air support and that air support doesn't know how to fly
Why is that I mean a joke about fucking H.A.W.X 2 it's ignored but something like this gets one hundred and fifty fucking likes.
@@kiwisinner I mean can you blame us
"Helicopters should have ejection seats"
KA-50: Let me introduce myself.
Not even surprised by the fact that helicopter is russian
@@cpl.targrein1793 I actually am, because Russia (Soviet Russia actually) has a history of treating soldiers as "expendable".
@@xenotriver trust me, it still like that. Or why do you think every male in age between 18 and 27 years old have to waste a year serving in army? (if health is okay, but even like that you will be considered as part of army if all your limbs are on their places)
Its actually a thing the propeller ejects then the person
m3rcy m4in if im not wrong it was the first heli to have a ejection seat and yes your right the propellers would pretty much will fly off so the pilot could eject safely without being mince meat
10:39
“If you zoom in you can see the exact point his kids became orphans”- US Military
3:10 The fact that he direct impacted that poor driver still kills me lmao
7:06 some russian helos actually did implement ejection seats. When the pilot ejected, small explosive bolts would detonate in the rotors, blowing them away from the chopper and allowing the pilot and gunners to safely eject.The more u know
Why isn't this used more? (I know it possibly has something to do with costs and/or the explosive bolts possibly failing causing the blades to still be there. This is an educated guess due to me not really knowing why they aren't used today.)
@@ctmarine9100 That's a really good question that I honestly don't know the answer to. I think it had something to do with the bolts being extremely unreliable, sometimes actually exploding without manual input.
That is metal as shit and I love it.
"Hey how do we eject from the helicopter again?"
"Comrade, we fuckin' blow up the rotor first."
"We're losing oil..."
"Not in Murica that's for sho"
Underrated comment
Captain: “Son, why do you have a crying seal on the side of your craft?”
“Sir, it’s for morale support.”
🎩
🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Dude I see you on Sargon videos, Tim Pool, and everything red pilled in-between...Keep redpilling dawg 👍🏻
Here am I just fucking retarded, but how do you get that seal decal for your existing account, feels bad man
10:56 The B-25 is just an absolutely beautiful warbird. They look especially good when there’s 16 of them on the flight deck of a Yorktown-class aircraft carrier bound for mainland Japan.
Badger: "I'm not gonna make so many sponsored videos in 2020."
2020: "Yea soooo about that..."
Pierce McDaniel son dead-ass has not released a single unsponsored vid this year 😭
We can mock sponsors all we want but lets be honest
Raid Shadow Legends does more for UA-camrs than UA-cam ever will
@@GravityTrash I hate the fact that this is true
got a problem with them?
Take it to UA-cam
fun fact: sabot rounds are moving so fast that when they puncture through the exit side of the tank, it forces the e n t i r e c r e w out that small hole. Don’t believe me? google it. my dad was a crew member of a sabot-armed-tank. :)
Guess the old joke about Iraqi tank crews getting shipped home in ziploc bags was more true than I realized.
lucky for the enemy tank, it all happens in less than a second, so the crew becomes red mist before they realize how much pain they are in
Ben White it’s a mix of the two....but like does it matter they’re jelly either way
So it'll be like being sucked into the vacuum of space?
Joseph Ochoa i mean if you want you can find out 👀
The apache is actually the only helicopter that can fly upside down however it rarely ever does and afterwords it requires a very in depth inspection it's only really done for airshows
No its not....
@@unusualbydefault I'm sure there are others but to my knowledge the apache is the only one that can
@@jackie1238791 there are a couple who can go inverted but granted, not many
any helicopter can fly upside down,
once
@@seanpeacock4290 ah yes the same logic as I can eat anything once its whether or not I can eat it twice that is important
"1g of Uranium is 20,000,000,000 calories"
my friend:
**screams loudly**
"It's like flying a garbage truck strapped with enough ordinance to erase a country from the face of the earth" -Badger 2020
USA did that...
T W I C E.
@@banzeyegaming2234 Japan: We took out three boats. THEY DROPPED *THE SUN* ON US *TWICE."*
The way he says it:
"Ah ye, the RADIATION would kill you"
It's just too funny
9:40 “The abrams can never be depressed... only it’s operator can be” is such an underrated joke
EasyPeasy I might be slow.. but I don’t get it
Man President Bush really skyrocket the beer industry's
Trump 2024 on account of the kid that is driving it is only 19