NOCLIPPING NORMANDY IN NANOSUITS | Warface
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The mg42 is my concealed carry.
Josh Red may I ask what you conceal it in?
C D I just rest it in a hand bag
@@cd1565 Zap carry.
Nah, you gotta go for that open carry. Gotta let people know you’re packing heat.
I prefer a thermonuclear bomb as my EDC
“Gave everyone a gun that tells the enemy when your empty.”
That’s where you’re wrong buddy, you just fired eight rounds of 30-06, nobody can hear shit now
"Patterson! How many enemies?!"
*_"What?"_*
The enemy’s don’t know if you empty if they are dead
Rektalof Blades or you can run a BAR and your grandchildren will have tinnitus.
Yeah, it might work in a video game but yeah, the ping means shit. Its almost like there are 9 other men in your squad near by......
CMDRFandragon I heard that there were some cases where it mattered. But then our guys just started dropping empty clips on the ground and shooting when they came around the corner.
Division 2: Taught us that Heavenly failed geography.
Warface: Taught us that Heavenly failed history.
I-
@@icecream4you161 nice one
What’s next? Us finding out that Heavenly failed chemistry?
@@Kingjustin1019 shit, probably
Dude probably failed every subject except Health cuz its impossible to fail that shit lmao
@@Eye_Of_Odin978 except by ya know dying
First German - "Hans... where did zhey enemy go?"
Second German - "Zay were zhere a moment ago, where could zay have gone?"
Shit Posting Canadian Man in Nano Suit - "Right Behind You..."
Ey, I foun' 'yer comment
"The truth is.. The game was rigged from the start"
he dies
Tf2 right behind you plays
"A big fucking sorry coming right up"
"Are you legs with a gun? Or are you a gun with legs?"
Well where I come from, the corpus call that a Moa
Hell yea
Sorry, where do you come from?
@@bloodraven6250 Sorry you ain't a part of the Kool Kids Klub
@@souakadpadkid6685 seriously, what's that reference?
@@bloodraven6250 No
"Finger guns, Nanosuits, and Disinfectant spray" - Ah yes, the three branches of the United State's pandemic plan
Basically the plot of Crysis 2!
Ok that was good
Some Random Guy You Never Met the three branches of the US government
Never question the democracy
Never question muh freedoms
First one: Blowing up pripyat
Second one: blowing up mars.
Now: going to Normandy with a A-10 warthog cannon
Germans won't know what hit them.
Next up: fucking killing everyone with a fucking nuclear launcher strapped to thier arms and also maximum everything aswell
“This game is 100% free!”
Plays with all the pay content
Germany: Nothing
Italy : Nothing
America: invented nanosuit
*Italy has left the party *
Italy: "I'm going to keep it real with you Fuhrer, fascism isn't my thing"
"You can't just carry an AK and an MG42."
"Sir, the AK is my sidearm."
"Then why do you have a rpg!?!"
@@The_Red_Ghost10 "That is my melee"
@@excalibur1251 "Well then.... Give them hell marine!"
Then what's the stun gun?
@@MausOfTheHouse "That's my Teddy Bear."
Russian Badger and his friends whenever they play a game:
Geneva convention, more like Geneva suggestion.
No, you can’t kill the prisoners of war! That’s against the Geneva convention!
Haha, Gun goes *bang bang*
Aren't all conventions just suggestions until you sign them?
HAHAHA
Zanny?
Oofmastercow 69 Fellow zany sub
6:16 On the topic of the M1 Garand, soldiers came up with the ingenious idea of pinging empty cartridges on their helmets or on rocks to draw enemies out of cover. THAT was when they unloaded on them.
Turn every weakness Into a strength
@@Sonichero151 work smarter, not harder.
@@nodeloliver6201cloamker
3:59 I think that would be the most terrifying thing ever, the enemy expecting a army, ready to gun them down once they get on land, door drops and nothing there
The paranoia would be unbearable
"Cloak engaged." *Gate drops, no one inside.* favorite video of this year lol
That sounds terrifying lol
Not sure whether maximum armor, cloak, or maximum speed would be more terrifying
I’m gonna use this in one of my future d&d campaigns and scare my players.
@@morganpriest7726 *All of them*
"What's the mission?"
"Normandy"
"What we're gonna do?"
"Fight Germany with *CLOAK ENGAGED, BOLT SPEED* "
Honestly the more terrifying thing to hear would be “maximum strength” and see from the top of the boat them just launching a dude in his nano suit at you like a living breathing missile
at that point it becomes a literal WMD
Recruit Catapult but M A X I M U M
MAN SO M A X I M U M HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF AS A MISSILE!
GrandMaster Nutbuster Yoda nah the other squad mates used maximum strength and they launched him using that strength
@@randomguy3080 thats the point they combined their maximum for one big maximum
“Maximum LOVE” starts throwing teddy bears and pillows at the Germans but still manages to kill them because of their Nano suits strength.
6:01 if I remember right, rosa parks died in 2005 so theres a chance she saw shrek
Shut!
I love the little animation thingies. They add a lot of personality to these videos.
They are making things 10x funnier too
@@TCUberGhost and they also became memes
You’re new to the channel for sure
He does this all the time
SFM?
Door on boat: Drops*
Germans: visible confusion as boat is empty
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Then the screaming starts
I prefer:
Door on boat: *Drops*
Americans: ua-cam.com/video/oA8buAHyZ4Y/v-deo.html
😂😂😂
3:55 sends the biggest smile on my face
7:50 this joke aged brilliantly. Real Life is now a joke. 2020, the gift that keeps on giving...
"I have a plan, Arthur, I just need 2 trillion dollars." -Every CIA operative in the agency's history.
CIA: all I need is bottomless spending and the a ability to by pass the geneva convention
@David L Let me overthrow the democratic government of Iran and put the Shah in power, you know just because
Michael Scott ... TAHITI
Cough echo kitty cough
I hear mangoes are pretty lucrative...
Me: *Sees new SED class*
Also Me: “GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH!!”
You know the adeptus mechanicus would worship this sed
@@mandast7455 Seeing that it is AI, no they wouldn`t because it is Techno Heresy
They’re searching for the enemy’s toasters.
TenacityXL Would these Toasters require Cyberdongs by any chance?
The Wrath of the Omnissiah made manifest
0:42
Not even a minute in, dying of Laughter
Same
Yea, and btw bmi stands for body mass indicator
7:40
Killer: Demoman
*Scottish Drunk Music intensifies*
"Sector is clear"
*sees badger with a rocket launcher followed by other three people with nanosuits and a sed with a grenade laucher*
"NOT CLEAR! NOT CLEAR!"
Just imagine being a random enemy and seeing that I’d be like ‘oh hell nah’ and start runnin the other way
Bruh battlefront 2 is just perfect
if i saw this, i would either run, or tell me where my comrades are so they dont make me into swiss cheese
“I know what you’re wondering.
What’s in the spray bottle?
I could tell ya, but then I’d have to kill you. Ha ha, I’m only mucking about, relax. As for what’s in the spray bottle, it’s best you don’t ask”
*-__-*
Kendrik M •_•
@@sparinglysalted4951 New spray bottle elite next season
JimiJenkins You know I’m maxing out my credit card for that
Is it my mixture of dish soap and some generic cleaning brand
13:00 “you can’t expect god to do all the work” -Joshua graham
3:54 Top 3 favorite clips of TheRussianBadger for me
“Are you legs with a gun or gun with a legs” borderlands: allow me to introduce myself
it do be like that
Lol
Warframe: allow us to introduce myself
🤣this game is so pay to win
I came 6 months later just to say I would love to see badger play Borderlands
7:57 best part for me I laughed for hours at this
As a VERY young child who got to play the first mission of crisis whilst their dad was busy. Even at that age my strat was, not that i made it worked but really tried to. Was cloaking right behind someone. Switching to maximum strength really quickly and punching them square in the back of the head. 4 year old me fucking died of laughter
"Ammo is free in game" Thats literally one of the only things thats free in warface lmfao
But u need to repair weapons so i think ammo counts in
Dont give them any ideas...or soon it wont be free...
Hellsong89 one of the classes is about giving ammo to others
You forgot about healing kits, defibrillator, and armor.
@@H1V3_B0M8 thats for the default ones every other skin that doesn't look shit cost an arm and a leg.
German: *Sees robot soldiers carrying miniguns running up the beach* : Hans, Get the rosary!
Hans: *literally fly away using Stupid jetpack Hitler robot's scrap*
Müller: Well Scheiße.
*”HANZ-“ **_VRRRRRRRT_*
Jawohl
tought it was 'Hans get ze lugar' but thats just me
@@tysenlewis5285 I get whatever people want me to get them
10:50 funny quote
2:06 bit my shiny metal a**, bender said that in Futurama
Allies : use shotgun in trenches
Germany : This is inhumane !
Germany : *also uses fricking lung melting combat gas that can cripple you for life if you survive*
+ a weapon that can literally scorch you to death (flamethrower)
Germany:yeah so? It's not inhumane we dont prolong Death?
Wasn't that first used at Osowiec ?
I don't see the Problem
Ah yes, Germans throwing lung-b-gone juice
Girls locker room: so jessica did you see brian he.. **Cloak engaged** girl: what was that
When he gets caught
*MAXIUM SPEED.*
@@shadowstrider8295 If he somehow gets caught
*MAXIMUM ARMOR*
@@takeshihada9689 When the school goes into lockdown during class
*MAXIMUM STRENGTH.*
Girl’s Locker Room: “Sheesh, I hate gym class, running laps sucks! I’m not excited for today’s drills.”
Boy’s Locker Room: 4:07
DIno: hey you hear something
other dino: nah fam
13:17 5 seconds later
"this video isn't gonna take me that long. ELEVEN DAYS LATER"
Present day Badger wishes he was past Badger
Japan: We sunk like three boats! Then America dropped the SUN....TWICE.
With NANOSUITS!
From mars
An that sonny is how we won ww2
@@liamgallagher879 No casualties!
Except for the Germans ..
@@ethanhill851 and the Japanese
Rick May: dies
Jello: rocket jumps after him into heaven
“If fighting is sure to result in victory, you must fight”
-Sun Tsu aka Soldier aka Rick Fucking May
@@AfroHayot i did not die because i was not ordered to
God rest that maggots soul
15:36 badger looks like a damn moon from a cartoon
He be getting that Vegeta hairline
15:05 I died, that joke was amazing 🤣🤣🤣
0:20 “Hey Italy, we made these really cool nanosuits, what’chu guys got?” “A flag with your team’s colors on it.”
Europeans: "You cant just use trench guns in the trenches."
Americans: *"slamfire go bombombombom"*
some random german in the trenches just hears 2 seconds of pure death flying towards their mg nest
Yall watched garand thumbs trench gun video 😂
@@alexmaurice4274 I like Ian from Forgotten Weapons video take on it: "You know what: aren't you the bastards that came up with the idea of flame throwers? Didn't you fuckers invent poison gas and start using it too?"
ua-cam.com/video/Z0D6p3w2qgY/v-deo.html&feature=emb_logo
did more nations than just germany complain about shotguns or was it just them
@@ionicabanea6025 I believe it was JUST the Germans...
14:00 I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY DRINK 💀💀💀💀
0:42 is probably my favorite quote out of this video just because of the execution.
"I'm sorry but your son was sniped by a syndicate CDX MC Kraken"
"But don't worry his killer was killed by a SED with a minigun"
The SED got meleed by some dude with a armor plate
And the dude with the armor plate got sniped by some camper half way across the map with an AWP
And the sniper got direct impacted by a $300,000 rocket
@@lazerx4071 and the guy who shot the rocket stepped on a mine layed by a minelayer A.P.C
Karan Sangha and the apc drove off a cliff because another apc broke its tracks
*”Unbanning Private Ryan”*
Audibly kek-9ed
It’s a movie because they set out it unban him for xraying 10 years ago on EVERY MINECRAFT SERVER
Lol Badger probably had the master code and they gave him the guns, in RENTAL form feel sad 4 bajur
... Aight, who let the British Dino in?
Nigrum Et Spes president valentine. His stand?
Sub-legal actions at a suprisingly economical price range
@@markmcgehee3864 nah you're thinking of
Amoral Acts Accomplished at an Agreeable Asking Baleful Behaviours for a Balanced Bargain Corrupted Comissions at a Cheap Cost Dastardly Deeds Done for a Discounted Demand Evil Exploits for an Even Expense Foul Feats for a Fair Fare Ghastly Games Garnering Garbage Gain Horrible Happenings at a Halved Hire Injurious Instances for an Inarguable Incentive Jerring Jobs for Juvenile Jewels Keen Kicks for a Kingly Krone Loathsome Litigations at a Limited Levy Malicious Means for Modest Markup Nefarious Neer-do-wells for Negligble Notes Obscene Outings at a On-Sale Outlay Pernicious Plans for a Popular Price Questionable Quests for a Quaint Quotation Raunchy Requests at Reduced Rates Sinister Stunts at a Simple Surcharge Terrible Things at a Tolerable Toll Unethical Undertakings at an Underpriced Uptick Villainous Ventures for a Variable Valuation Wicked Winning for Wretched Wages Xenopobic Xerosis for Xenial Xeriffs Yucky Yaking for Yielding Yen Zany Zings for Zero Zillions
8:02 "Moneyprinter goes *BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB*"
Im dead xD
14:19 grouse's lesson on raising landmine livestock for anyone who wants to hear it.
“What do mean I’m immortal? That’s the challenge” has the same energy as “Does this game have fall damage?” as you jump off the cliff
That makes way too much sense to my gamer brain.
Leaked footage of heroic Canadian soldier charging down the beaches of Normandy to suppress mg42's with a banana, 1944 colorized.
@Fish Thing I’m a proud Canadian...
When the teacher starts gettin harassed by the class clown and decides to fire back: 9:17
The finger guns animations are so freaking good, I'd honestly love having that as a permanent weapon option in a game
"Stop the Humens!" That my friend, made me feel old as shit.
MF Moon I'm glad it was subtitled because it sounded like he said stop the homies
What is that from???
@@Skyrider346 look up half-life full-life consequences.
Jello: Let me show you how to rocket jump bro
Also Jello: Why am I hearing my own boss music?
I see you are a man of culture as well.
I swear I see you everywhere, but that's fine for me.
Remember kids there is only one F word FrAg OuT
Damn when he said that all i can hear is soldier from tf2
Which his voice actor died due to covid
I swear your everywhere and nowhere at the same time
This game is nostalgic to me. I rember my older brother playing that one mission where you go from the chopper to kill dudes then go back to it.
3:21 Hey lay off heavenly you got no idea how dangerous those guys are. They’ll fucking eat you man!
Lol if you are close enough to hear the “ping” of an M1 Garand that means someone just let loose 8 rounds of 30-60. Within your immediate area. Might as well have just mic dropped a flash bang everyone is fucking deaf or dead 😂
Including the shooter, like damn
Facts
It's actually been tested and proven that old myth is absolutely bullshit.
1.its not actually that loud in live combat scenarios.
2.if you are close enough and do somehow hear it, you'd have to be stupid close and fast to get to them before they reloaded.
3.even if you you avoid those first 2 issues somehow...you gotta realize that the dudes probably not alone and also likely has a pistol.
Tldr..its bullshit and you'd be dead even if you charged.
The ping was a defense mechanism as anyone who heard it knew the quality and sexiness of such a gun and immediately blew a load in their pants stunning them for a duration.
8:05 "you can't use trench gun to powerful in trenches" "hehe trench gun go chhh chhh"
He he slam fire go BANG BANG BANG
Hehe Slugs hitting body limbs go Rip Rip
Shi nigami As opposed to limb limbs?
Roon Osciroon i mistyped.
Shi nigami I’m just giving ya shite, no harm intended
"What's your rate of fir-" YES 2:56
13:52 exactly one year later this hits different
“No! You can’t just waste $2 trillion on a single operation”
“Haha space gun go brrrt”
"You cant just shoot a hole into mars"
"Haha the bfg 10000 is firing"
Felipe Boero “haha doom slayer go rip and tear”
@@felipeboero2532 coom eternal
Haha Covid-19 economic recovery plan go brrrttt
They should make a game called “funding Badger” were you play as a tax man and you have to fund badgers ventures with taxpayer dollars
Made by EA
Hard mode will be easy mode but with extra steps.
Awkward.ToonsYT if you are a true taxman, wanting to buy badger a 80k javelin rocket launcher, it’ll be a mini game where you have to convince the people to pay higher taxes to fund said javelin
It’ll be kinda like papers please, after every day of swindling and stealing taxpayer dollars, you take your earnings to badger, then depending on how much Money you brought in you may see your family again
7:11 now I know why he mentioned in Payday 2 the lack of laser sights on the longslides
"The small landmines get to appear in soccer commercials" was such an underrated joke though.
"You cant just add 2 trillion to the economy"
US Treasury Department: You underestimate my power.
Hehe, money printer go prrrrrrrrr
Hehe GMP value goes Down to virtually zero goes broker then Liberia
2021 be like
@@ivanfromtheeast4709 this really didn’t age well😂
@@Pokelemon3434 35% of all currency in circulation being printed in the last year is smart…right?
"And we have a new class named S.E.D.'s, absolute robot tanks that are incapable of bleeding out or empathizing with your cries for help." That's fairly accurate lmao also... "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!!!"
Yay. Bender refrence!
Bender is great!
7:48 holy crap he knew what Biden was gonna do all the way back in 2020
6:10 “You just shot 8 rounds of 30-06, everyone is deaf”
Yo Badger, the only thing ya haven't said about this is that these missions last up to 45 mins. That's for all you new players who are gonna try to jump on this mission. Amd you don't start on the landing craft guys, sorry.
You are a hero
plus, the fancy gun skins you see, are literally pay to get.
yes, this game is a money grabber.
I'm a bit late to this comment, but I played warface a little while ago on ps4. The trailer video made it seem like a zombie or some alien shooter
@@sl8103 it's something like this more youtubers should say, no matter what. This really had a bad impact on my opinion of the game
Lol I play warface 2023 and ngl it not really play to win I haven't spent a dime got golden AK and a golden sniper sure you have the people who buy p2w guns and armor but there is tons of good armor for free like the atlas or graphite just saying game just say it aint ya taste in game
5:00
Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"
Dude, I want Badger to voice a robot in an action comedy.
That was heavenly at 8:30 ??
German: *sees robot soldiers carrying mini guns running up the beach* "Hans... schtart ze panzer."
But... all ze Panzer broken down und unser führer denied ze request fur more
@@caseybouquet Hanz.. get ze luger
Digby get the stuart
@@ryan-ln2hx isn't the Stuart a American tank?
@@soundboardingguy9774 NEIN
When Badger plays: Finger guns and nano suits
When I play: oh you want a weapon with more 30 rounds in a mag? Pay 40 bucks
This is an ad for a shitty game. They just paid him to make it
Dude Warface is great
Sure is buddy, and all the long term players having negative reviews are just chinese bots
Book Mulch what i mean is it’s fun to play
@@solairewarriorofthesun9213 when you have enough money to waste on good items sure. levels of fun seem based on the friends you play with and the size of your wallet. it certainly was a little fun at first but i was less willing to cough up cash
6:07 "The Timelines will fix themselves" is one of my favorite lines of all time and I quote it so much
4:42 I shall add on to that “and now I’m here to pick up his wife and his daughter”
The "MAXIMUM ARMOR" part made me laugh I had to repeat that part like 6 times
SAME! I'm crying! XDDD
"My BMI is above average"
explodes door with skull*
I love how they all went after the mines like a golden retriever after a tennis ball.
Man, General Warton knows how to choose his soldiers
Now if nobody minds, I need to update my game software
Boat door : *drops to reveal nothing*
Nazis : *visible confusion*
Boss music : *intensifies*
"Hanz... zthrow ze emp!"
@@pixelizeddummy2031 joke's on you, Hanz died of a predator-like attack by invisible dumbasses
No boat door: drops to reveal me in power armor
Nazis: Da fumq
Me: running in with a dog a super mutant named strong and me with a damn fat man
Yes
@@pixelizeddummy2031 no actually it would be like "Hans, werfen die EMP!" Check your privilege
“Are you calling in a UAV?”
*_”I AM THE UAV.”_*
🎩
🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Badger: "I'm gonna direct impact this sad sap right here."
*proceeds to shoot the ground at an infantry unit's feet*
Me: "Direct Impact?"
6:16 they jad a funny trick of dropping a empty bullets casing on the ground to lure the enemy out then shoot them
Me in my bunker: Zee allies stand no chance
Nanosuited US Rangers hit the beach: Hans, We need to run
Hans, we need to *MAXIMUM SPEED*
Oh Scheisse das ist Nein gut
6:29 no dude the Geneva convention was the VAC system
God i want to see more of this absolute gold
Hardcore gamers be like: I'm using the most strongest gun for my primary and secondary.
Badger: *Uses a window cleaner and a finger gun*
Me: The most powerful form of a human. I am terrified of the pure POWER he has.
Fun fact: During WWII it was actually a debate whether people would be able to hear the ping from the M1, but it was claimed that in the heat of battle with tank fire you wouldn’t be able to hear it.
Feed Backing fun fact: the m1 clips don’t make a ping sound when thrown on the ground, so I have no idea how throwing them at the ground would create a ping
Eric Brown it was when they ejected the clip, good sir
uwugamez right so how would they make the enemy think they were empty by throwing them on the ground? It’s this common myth that guys threw clips on the ground and against helmets to fool the enemy. Which makes no fucking sense since the sound is only from ejection
Eric Brown Its the ejection from the weapon that causes a long.
Eric Brown No one said that they did that...
Nanotechnology is great we can do so much
the first guy “why nanosuits then we could make so many things”
The second guy “Because I can and it is war there is no ethnics in war”
The third guy “Oh why not the robots with mini gun then”
The first and second guys “Ok that seems way to suspicious are you a robot ”
But then Russia Badger says“I go with my hands, a banana, a spay bottle, a bubble gun, a wand, and a plastic shovel”
Everyone“Ok why”
Me “can there be a cup so I can see how much blood can a plastic cup hold and can there be mope with a broom so I can dispose of the bodies”
Everyone but the Russia Badger “what the fuck man that’s just weird”
Edit I edit this to make more sense
Ace Playsgames I almost had a stroke reading this
My plan is to kill people with words
Sounds like Vanoss
all i could do is repeat this video and watch the 1 hour long download so thanks for being that damn entertaining that i could watch this so much to get it to download warface
Hey Badger, I really enjoy your videos, make some more about Warface, the game really deserves more love!
11:21 the potassium didn’t kill him, THE RADIATION DID
Random *”What’s your rate of fire-?”*
Badger: *”YES.”*
So is it 500 or 1100 rpm-?
Badger: *YES*
It don't matter how old these videos are they are amazing to watch everyday, honestly I'm going through a hard time trying to hold back tears all day. Just hopping in on here and watching this video has made way better, you're like a comfort youtuber yk?
out of every video you made this...this nearly got me kicked out of class for how much I was laughing