I prefer a game that gives me an experience and a challenge, not necessarily a good or bad one, but an experience, and with out that, the game of life would be boring.
Vsauce: there's 2 types of interactive play. Toys and- Me: *games* V: challenges. And there's 2 types of those too. Puzzles and- Me: *games* V: conflict. And that branches off even more, into competition and- Me: 🤷♂️ V: games
nah nah, Anti-Vaxx Kids are the Warp Zone Runners, Older people are the Warpless runs, elders are the Warpless Glitchless and Dead People hit the flagpole.
My mom once said "Soccer is dumb. It's just a bunch of men chasing after a single ball. Why not just give each person a ball and they'll all be happy?" LMAO
It's been ages since Life got an update! The developers did an awful job. Eighteen-year impossible tutorial, no reseting or pausing, no hacks or mods or cheats, no methods, and unfair advantages depending on a random spawnpoint. But I must say, the developers did do a great job on physics and graphics. But it really needs an update.
According to Terry Pratchett, Knurd is also the inverse of being drunk. It's being so sober you can actually see the world without filters and is a terrible, terrible state.
@@floyd4611 WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀 "Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 My joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? My joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. I outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭 In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "r/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂
I- I have no idea we were immortals bruh, I got addicted to that mortalish game. Kinda gave an idea of how it would be to not live forever in an imperfect universe tho, ig.
Well, Dwarf Fortress is a minigame inside the game of life, no? So technically life is at very least equally or more complex than DF. And since there are more components in Life in addition to DF, we can drop the "equally" part.
Lowezar Again, if it wasn't clear, mentioning Dwarf Fortress was intended to be tongue-in-cheek. And what do you mean, after? A week after? Because it's a week after.
Graphics 9/10 (I need glasses) Gameplay, 7/10, highly interactive with very complex physics, but the rewards are hard to reach and setbacks are common Tutorial, it has no rating, our tutorial lasts all life. Checkpoints unknown, perhaps we can respawn?
About BIRG-ing and CORF-ing in football (and sports in general). For me, a true fan of a, for example, football team will not CORF when the team fails. Instead, they will support the team even harder, in order to get it back to the glory. The sense of belonging of many sports fans is so strong that they will take both the victories and the failures of their team, and be alongside it no matter how it's going. As we say here in Spain, "en las buenas y en las malas" (in the "goods" and in the "bads"). Sincerely, A wholehearted football fan from Spain.
Just because it makes grammatical sense doesn't mean that is what the sport should be called. in the same sense Golf- Stickball Rugby- Handegg Archery- Bowarrow Volleyball- Handball Hockey- Stickpuck See these all sound stupid and that's why its called football instead of Handegg
***** The word "gold" originates from the germanic languages and it literally means "stick/club" Archer comes from latin origins and mean "bowmaker". so archery is competition ogf people using bows. Volleyball is actually accurate, because it uses a ball and you need to volley it (volley means to discharge, remove, get rid off). as your goal is to get rid of the ball from your side before it reaches the ground. The word Hockey is a description of the shape of staffs used to play it. Sorry, i dont know about rugby.
I believe Play along with a few other things like love and art (which is a form of playing ) lies closer than anything else to the answer to why life is worth living. So maybe the playing doesn't have a utilitarian purpose that prepares us to face life's adversities but is instead a guide that shows us how to live our lives.
REAL LIFE Graphics - 10/10 Difficulty - (The higher the rank the harder it is) 10/10 Physics - 10/10 Fun Factor (lol) - 1/10 Overall rank: 7/10 - IGN "Would play again"
Mr.Firefox one must possess a large and superior intellect, often measured using the results ascertained in the form of an intelligence quotient test, which is a problematic testing format developed in France in the 1800’s for French school children in order to measure their cognitive abilities in order to better instruct them, to properly comprehend the complexity of Richard and Mortimer Sanchez, a paternal grandfather and grandson, respectively.
I love how the origin of Jock and Nerd accurately sum up the stereotypes Jocks = Simple undisputed origin comes from an immature genital joke, kinda dumb and simple Nerds= Origin is constantly disputed and debated, have multiple theories about it, the first known use of it comes from something targeted at a younger audience
Thankfully the real world is much more nuanced than Hollywood stereotypes. There are people likely who grew up as "nerds" who were bullied by the "jocks", but it's also very common for people to be athletically talented and smart at the same time while also being wonderful people. From personal experience, I went through school as a scrawny nerd but the jocks were nice protective people while the bullies were other random kids. I was friends with a few jock types, and it was kinda funny admittedly watching them immediately get fat after high school ended.
Other mammals even with small brains, like cats are seen to engage in play-fighting when young where fighting is simulated, but play is broken if one party is injured. These are seen as clearly linked with survival practice and mammalian behaviour, which can be taught by learning and conditioning. This was easily extended to human with not just fighting and sports, but also with forms of social play that children are seen to engage with, which is more abstracted and therefore human, but still within that mammalian ambit of play. There have been extensions from that into psychological game playing, politics, economics, game theory. I like that your videos initially answered those questions that you might not get taught in the normal school system, but children often ask, like about why we wear clothes. I didn't even mention how social, linguistic norms also go into that mix but hey, it's a learned behaviour that's also innate to us.
Well australia is actually a mini earth in a different universe where other living things are much wierder and all humans are a combination of southern americans and british people, but we decided to include it in the world map because they talk funny
The border planes 4 me referenced is between Canada and Alaska, which is an American territory. There is non American border below that however, between Mexico and... somewhere small I can't recall
LIFE IS A GAME!? UPUPDOWNDOWNLEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTBASTART *You cannot obtain achievements during this session **starts flying around blowing up buildings** "XxX_5up3r_t0my69420_XxX has been banned from "G0D"'s server"
***** I play at the creative level, short render distance like you (why i need glasses), playing games in a game, the only drawback is we can't respawn...
*SUMMARY:* fun + interactive = play with no goal = toy with objective = challange with no other players = puzzle with other players = conflict with no interaction between them = competition with interaction = game
@@juliuskingsley4434 nahhh ... Tetris have no npc... and npc have limited movement.... and certain pattern... u can think it as in example labyrinth puzzle...imagine some wall of labyrinth can move in 100 different move, and more than 1000 pattern make a new route everytime... labirynth for sure is puzzle, just because they can move, doesnt make them become a game remember, i dont really think single player isnt game, i just try to see from this video perpective
@@edwin7788 we're not reffering to tetris though, atleast I'm reffering to modern single player games. Such as skyrim. Which have an ai, which in turn, makes it a game because it has a conflict. I do agree that tetris is a puzzle. It's just a self guided one so to speak
We actually call the Radcliffe Camera ‘The Radcam’. Could have been different in the past but I’ve never heard anyone say ‘The Radder’ since starting at Oxford University in 2022. Interesting history, though!
Films are a collection of arts as well. You can have a film without music, or without speech. Films aren't "atomic" in their composition like music, writing, etc.
2:45 Refers to toy, interacts with toy 3:09 Refers to puzzle, interacts with puzzle 3:20 Refers to physical activity, points to picture of physical activity
I wanna see a sport where people dont know who is on their team. The mind games would be sick and would open up so much personality in individual players.
Actually it isn't just Americans that call football soccer, it is also used pretty widely in Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand. Italians call it calcio, which literally translates to kickball.
3:37 I think the interesting thing to think about is, do we draw the line of “sport” where game is, or where conflict is? If sports were games instead of just any conflict with other people, then that would remove things like track and cheerleading from being considered sports and would instead be known as competitions.
The game of life, real life, has never treated me kindly. It seems with every corner I turn, something or someone just comes along and throws me under the bus. That's why video games are such a relief; they provide me the temporary chance and having a chance in hell at winning. I need that every now and then.
Emerald Dragon Well, you need to stop that from happening. Your life is your choice, it's like a cave with 3 - 5 choices and you enter one that leads to more and more.
I love how he says "The blame for this goes to..." and then hovers over Canada. Reminds me of South Park's song where they just say BLAME CANADA over and over LOL
The Nerdy Jock Have you seen the Buzzfeed post where someone used the real shade of skin around Trump's eyes to photoshop him without his fake tan? He honestly looks better orange than his normal skin tone.
*I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*
What he said
Kids doing fortnite dances on the road near a school zone
Timestamp pls
@@johnrubensaragi4125 its not actually in this video, j just figured it related to the subject
@@alligatoronastick1528 do you know who said it?
3:51
Life is a game?
Aren't games supposed to be fun?
good one
It's a challenging one with lots of ups and downs.
indeed it got a 2.0 rating on Steam
a bad game
I prefer a game that gives me an experience and a challenge, not necessarily a good or bad one, but an experience, and with out that, the game of life would be boring.
Vsauce: there's 2 types of interactive play. Toys and-
Me: *games*
V: challenges. And there's 2 types of those too. Puzzles and-
Me: *games*
V: conflict. And that branches off even more, into competition and-
Me: 🤷♂️
V: games
😀😀😀
same.
Whoever's reading this remember God loves you so much!
loool same
Same
Edit:- Oh! So many Same's.
Thinking about how many times Michael has probably squatted in front of the camera to rise up into view makes me laugh
XD
Yooo😂😂
mans doesn't skip leg day
@@niratomata beat me to say it!
I am guessing fan viewers respond in kind
5:31 Everytime this music starts, my expectations for an interesting or amazing twist go high...
Or do they?
@@Vaporstruck cool profile, uh.. what was i gonna say?
@@red.animations you were gonna say T̷̢̝̟̝̳͖̳͖͙̦͔̲̋͛͑̈́͆͋̈́̓͝H̷͔̘́̿̋̀̉͑̕̕Ĩ̸̧̖̪̭̟͔̫Ş̷̻͈͙̍͌͋̋̉͗͠ ̶̟͉̠̞̟͕̐̍̋͠S̷̠͈̰̬̰̰̞̺̼̆̔̀̓̾̈̉̆͒͜Ȇ̵̛̤̰͛͑̇̈́̅͋̾̕Ḷ̵̀̄̈́̀̈́͒̔̈͛̚E̸̜͚͔̦͎͂̋́͐̂͌́̒͘̚͠͠͝Ç̶̧̟̭͎̦͇̮͖̺͇̝̗̆̅͐̓̄̾̚͝ͅT̶̨̧͓͎̭̎͊̀͆̈́͑̏͛Í̸͖̗̠͎̤̙̫̝̱̩͙̗̞̮̓̈́̓̃̒̅̐̀̄̈́͝͠͠ͅƠ̴̡̯̂͌̉͛̇͝ͅŅ̴̡̛̙̮̤̠̰̮̙̪̝̊̈́͒̈̎̐͘͝͠͠ ̵̡͕͇̅̇̿̓̈́̓͑̕͘͠W̵̢̢̲̺̦͙̠̪̖̩̥̌̇̐̋̈́̒̂̓̎Ỉ̴̙͓̭̬͚̃̈́̀͒̌̌͋͜͝Ļ̶͔͔͚̝̦͋͛̂̀̾̓̔̾̋͘͘ͅL̷̠̹̖̫̬͎̫͉̞̩̪͙͋͋̆͌̐̂͝͝ͅ ̶̝͚̠̼̻̳̘̃̊̏̏͜B̵̢̫̱̲̪͍̪̞͚͕̯̏́͐͜͝Ę̸̢̛̛̣̖̦͍̯̮̞̫̗̳̯̑͑̈́̍̄̂̈́͝ ̵̢̭͖͍̻̯͍͍̋̆͘͜͜͜͠A̴̧͓͉̣̙̫̒̋̀̚ ̶̛̖̤̬̰̓̇̓̀̒̑̄͊͑̕͘M̵̛̺̬͋̋̅̍̃̋́̈̀̚̕A̶̧̛̯̬͌͑̄͜͝Ṅ̵̡̯̻̮̌̐̆̈́̓Ḏ̶̩͎͙̼͈̠̗̿͛̈́͆̐̄Ơ̶̡̡̙̦̬͈̝̖̳̻̼͉̺̓̽̿̏͛̉̎̒͛̾̈́͝ͅͅL̷̻͙̖͒̅̅̃̀͊̎̈́̍̽̔͗̚͝I̶̡̨̨̘̪̘̹̦̘̳̻̙͍͖̣͑̍͐͌͛̂͑̅̎Ņ̶̨̛̺̼̤͚̥͕̤͙͕͍̓͛͒́͝͝ ̷̨̡̻̙̘̱̯̘̲̪̼̩͒Ş̸̯̮̤̗̙̯̩͇̺͍̪̬̞͖̏̈́͌͐̆͑̌͊̊͂O̵̯̰̙̠͇̮̠̜̪̓̎͝L̶͇͇̗̮͇̟̗̩͇̞͔̝̣̹̑͊̒͗́Ő̵̢̭̲̘̼̜̬͍̗̊͋́̈́̿͑͐̇͑̋̀̔̚͝ͅ ̴̨̛̯̩̺̤̩̺̦̠͎̱̜̮̦͔̊͘B̶̡̗͖̰̞̠̥̂̆Y̶̙̣̖͇͉̭̟̖̗̲̲̦̲̹̌̒͂̄̈́̄̑̊̕ ̵̛̪̦̮̼͎̫̙͙̮̌̎͊M̴̻͖̦̼͚̙͖͕̱̲͚̯̥̓̾̇̾ͅͅI̸̻͙̰̟̦͚̬͑̓̀̈́͌̋̊͌̉͘͝Ś̸͔͇͔̜͕͖̦̼̥̗̗̝͊̾͆̉̽̓̿̚Ţ̵̱̤͓̘̣̝͍̜̰̀̆̍̊̉͜É̷̲̥͚͌̕͝Ŕ̴̨̯̺͖̙̣̭̪̥̣͔̦̘͓͒̔̉̏̔̚ ̸̢̢̳̰̳̜̩̣͙̹̜̭͌̑̍̓́̈̎͗͂̽͂́͜J̸̜͕̀͆̉͂̏͗̿̄̍̒͂̿̓͆͂Á̶̰̟̫̈́̈̊͗̂̎̈́͗̀͛͝ͅM̸̧̨̰̠͓̜͙̀̍E̵̡̝͈̺̞̝͇͙͔̗͗͛̂Ş̴̡̩͚̖̏̈́̋́ ̸̡̪̩̫̝̠͎̫̪̫̗͔̋͆̏̔͆̈̀̔F̵̡̛̰̞̣̥̹̙͎̹͈̠͈͕̺͐͗̊͋̓̀́͐̍͝͝I̸̢͚̝̰̩̙̝̜͕͙̠͓̹̳͋̄̉́̍̋̄͘͜Ţ̶̡̧̺͙̮̪̙͇̳̯̦̘̰̰̋̒̔Z̵̧̧̦͍̫͕̗̗̰̳̰̈̐̏̈́G̴͚̜̝̮̜͙̉͒͊̆̿͝͠E̶̠͓̰̳͇̹͎̠̠̰͓̔͆̀́̔̚͠͠͝R̷̭̉̀͒̂̎̈́̾Ạ̸̛͆̈̈́̂̔͂̇͊́̚͝ͅḼ̷̛̞̭̣̞̄͗̊̉̎̇̇̀́̅̓̐̃͘Ď̸̨̡̛̯͍̳̰͍̱̦̜̂̄͒̔̊̆̕
0:52
Me: Oh... Canada???
Him: *Moves finger*
Me: YO
Lol, they once ruled 1/4 of the world sometime, and Now they're living on a land that's less than Michigan..
Yep
Jebaited
where is Nunavut... holy shit
I liked for your name
If life is a game, the Antivax's children are Speed runners
Wait wtf LMAO
nah nah, Anti-Vaxx Kids are the Warp Zone Runners, Older people are the Warpless runs, elders are the Warpless Glitchless and Dead People hit the flagpole.
Kids who die at birth are hackers
People who gone missing are banned
People who get abducted are dlc's
My mom once said "Soccer is dumb. It's just a bunch of men chasing after a single ball. Why not just give each person a ball and they'll all be happy?" LMAO
The ball chasing is part of it
Your mom: My *goals* are beyond your understanding my child.
@@kitsunesden8085 moms goals: spread legs
And when they get the ball, they kick it away. 😂
but theyre not chasing after the ball. theyre trying to get the ball to one of the two nets
It's been ages since Life got an update! The developers did an awful job. Eighteen-year impossible tutorial, no reseting or pausing, no hacks or mods or cheats, no methods, and unfair advantages depending on a random spawnpoint. But I must say, the developers did do a great job on physics and graphics. But it really needs an update.
Physics are 9/10. Would be better if it had ragdoll physics, it would be funnier.
P1ayr 3 and a better spell check system
Someone give this guy a medal 😂
Their has been so many attempts at fraud for the developers identity, know one has concrete evidence on who they really are.
TheLivingGlitch Nature Studios
TITLE : why do we play games ?
MICHAEL: Starts explaining the word soccer
ADD guy
@Rajeev Vij still understandable
Hey vsauce michael here and what is here and here is what??? Well to get started we need to explore the history of the soviet union...
Thank you for calling him Michael and not Vsauce
Life is pay to win af
I wish I got a refund...
Sanad Shallouf god is the dev
@@andrestabosky3695 no t'es a hacker
I abandoned the boring main quest and now i just do fun side missions
Can you respawn?
7:43 I just realized I prioritize my life on this triangle from the top down. Great
He just blew my mind with Knurd.
The hair works better than the spider
According to Terry Pratchett, Knurd is also the inverse of being drunk. It's being so sober you can actually see the world without filters and is a terrible, terrible state.
9:33 "I don't know how to explain something to a child."
Don't worry, you've explained lots of things for me.
Cute girl: talks to me in class
Me when I get home: 5:02
10/10
Did you just 5:02 in me?
@@ryandupuis5860 gay
10/10
Are you-
Parents: why do you play games so much?
Me: its entertaining
Vsauce: why do we play games?
Me: lets find out
1:19 Michael: "we have been playing games with balls"
Me: "and how does that make you feel?"
Don't forget the F E E T
@@toestep6169 *moans*
@@justas423 stfu
Vsauce: Technically speaking, life is a game
*Kills self*
Vsauce: Or is it?
You can't say something if you're dead
the meme master r/whoosh
@@liftr98 you got wooooshed
Both of you suck at telling jokes tbh
@@floyd4611 WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀
"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂
My joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? My joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. I outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭
In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "r/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂
7:20 We need sex to live?
Well I'm gonna die soon
ImOmniscient it’s a General thing we need sex to keep the population going so we good lol
i think i'm' immortal
@@gabrielnobrev Yeah, sure dude
me too
Imagine dying and then someone gets a vr headset off your head and asks:" So how was it?"
I- I have no idea we were immortals bruh, I got addicted to that mortalish game. Kinda gave an idea of how it would be to not live forever in an imperfect universe tho, ig.
היו לי את המחשבות האלה בגיל10
This is the Altus Space...confirmed.
1. I know, it's a joke.
2. I understand if you don't get the reference; the book is only almost a year old.
"Why did you guys have to make my family suck so much bruh"
and then u die again in that world and then the same thing happens
infinite loop
*Man: exists outside of a Gulag*
*Me: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*
WHY DIDN'T YOU WENT INTO A GULAG ITSELF
@@rubennunez4299 God can't go to gulag
Stalin fought fascism. ✊ ✊ ✊
23 million innocent people: *are alive*
Stalin: I’m about to what’s called a pro gamer move
@@prithvithakur7950 Then he fought capitalism and lost, see ya Stalin
Life's a game?
R.I.P The Completionist
true tho
They can't play, they don't have a life
Same
I'm stuck on a level...
How do I 100% real life?
8:16 "Arguably life is the largest and most complicated game on Earth" I dunno Michael, have you played Dwarf Fortress?
Well, Dwarf Fortress is a minigame inside the game of life, no? So technically life is at very least equally or more complex than DF. And since there are more components in Life in addition to DF, we can drop the "equally" part.
Lowezar You know, they say analyzing a joke is like dissecting a frog. No one is really THAT interested and the frog dies. Thanks.
Efreeti Ok I get it, you aren't in for mental exercise after watching a Vsauce video :)
Lowezar Again, if it wasn't clear, mentioning Dwarf Fortress was intended to be tongue-in-cheek. And what do you mean, after? A week after? Because it's a week after.
+Lowezar You're just embarrassed you didn't get the joke.
I truly miss 3 Vsauce vids a month rather than 3 a year.
You mean one a year
you mean none a year
0:40 to this day, i still wonder how many times you failed to catch it
True lmao
5
Nah it's not like he's reaction time and reflexes are *Sharp*
Let's confirm if that's true. Are you still thinking about it? After 1 year?
The dark lord michael is all knowing and all powerful. He is perfect in all he does.
[1:02] Top Ten Anime Betrayals
😂😂😂
h
Dammm
He pointed to Canada first and im like OH SHIT
@@nikola6413 south park reference?
when the background music kicks in you know shit's about to get deep
Dad, I want the PS5
Michael: Why Do We Play Games?
H..how did you know there's ps5.......
@@justsomejuice if she/he meant persona
@@justsomejuice there is now
@@greatdayforpizza6974Indeed, because I own one myself
4:33 "And who are you if you don't get drunk?"
My brain: *_Drunkn't_*
*NEOLOGISMS VIBES INTENSIFIES*
Graphics 9/10 (I need glasses)
Gameplay, 7/10, highly interactive with very complex physics, but the rewards are hard to reach and setbacks are common
Tutorial, it has no rating, our tutorial lasts all life.
Checkpoints unknown, perhaps we can respawn?
Time limit is bullshit
“Stubbed toe” feature sucks, plz nerf
Pay to play. Bad pricing. Need lots of money for survival.
Ultimatum its not real money thats game money itself
Liked because of the "I need glasses" part. Lmao
No checkpoint. It's rogue-like.
9:41 DUDE THE NOSTALGIA
life is a shitty game but it has awesome graphics. 2/10 IGN
IGN gives everything a 10/10 tho
"A terrible game with no purpose." 9.5/10 IGN
Not if ur near or far-sighted
Too much water 2/10
Life is great. People suck. 10/10 game mechanics 6/10 npcs
Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty in this game called "life"?
Karolcreepers let me know if you find the answer
Karolcreepers old
Karolcreepers move to USA and become a middle-aged white man
I'm more interested in cheat codes. So far I just know about 911 to increase your wanted level.
xen 辈 lol nice try
at 2:05 i thought he was going to point out that it has the word "ass" in it -.-
Same...
Hey I want the booty too.
Same!
It would be quite predictable
Like really
Like
Really
Me too 😂
0:41 why does it sound like a sick beat
Vsauce: *exists
Meme makers: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move”
7:17 "acceptance of facts" being so much lower in priority to self-esteem, friendship, belonging, etc. explains *sooo* much.
Higher you mean¿
Boss: do you think this is a game?
Michael: weeeeelll...
About BIRG-ing and CORF-ing in football (and sports in general). For me, a true fan of a, for example, football team will not CORF when the team fails. Instead, they will support the team even harder, in order to get it back to the glory. The sense of belonging of many sports fans is so strong that they will take both the victories and the failures of their team, and be alongside it no matter how it's going.
As we say here in Spain, "en las buenas y en las malas" (in the "goods" and in the "bads").
Sincerely,
A wholehearted football fan from Spain.
Como pierda el Valencia me paso al Madrid
@@gamingmaster6377 Fans de plástico 🥱🥱🥱
I literally cant stop binge watching these videos. There amazing.
They're
@@JamieOGman I knew this was going to be the one reply on this comment
@@Orange_Feveryou lie. Now theres more😢
0:58 "BLAME CANADA, BLAME CANA---oh wait . . . dang it"
Why what did Canada do? Sorry Idk anything about this.
Football - you use foot to kick a ball
Egghand - you use your hands to pass egg shaped ball.
Handegg
*****
Thank you for the correct.
Strazdas you're welcome
Just because it makes grammatical sense doesn't mean that is what the sport should be called. in the same sense
Golf- Stickball
Rugby- Handegg
Archery- Bowarrow
Volleyball- Handball
Hockey- Stickpuck
See these all sound stupid and that's why its called football instead of Handegg
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The word "gold" originates from the germanic languages and it literally means "stick/club"
Archer comes from latin origins and mean "bowmaker". so archery is competition ogf people using bows.
Volleyball is actually accurate, because it uses a ball and you need to volley it (volley means to discharge, remove, get rid off). as your goal is to get rid of the ball from your side before it reaches the ground.
The word Hockey is a description of the shape of staffs used to play it.
Sorry, i dont know about rugby.
damn i'm discovering this guy right now and he's asking all the question that i've been asking myself. Cant stop watching his content!!!
Them: Soccer/Football
Me, an intellectual: Associationer
Me, an Asian: Asser
My friends : ball kicking sport
Cursed Shark
SPORTSBALL!
nerd*
Bol
Cuz I can't 360 no scope in real life
I can.
Nice!
use a nerf gun. then spin and fire
Catalin Ionescu you can't in games either
1v1 me rust map noscopes only N0OB!!!
2:04 Michael: you see whats hiding in there?
Me: ...Ass
I believe Play along with a few other things like love and art (which is a form of playing ) lies closer than anything else to the answer to why life is worth living. So maybe the playing doesn't have a utilitarian purpose that prepares us to face life's adversities but is instead a guide that shows us how to live our lives.
REAL LIFE
Graphics - 10/10
Difficulty - (The higher the rank the harder it is) 10/10
Physics - 10/10
Fun Factor (lol) - 1/10
Overall rank: 7/10 - IGN "Would play again"
XPStorm 7.8/10 - "Too much water"
+Hydro Cannons ffs the Atlantic map takes like a week to cross
XPStorm so games in real life are actually easter eggs :)
+TheDjordjeSS but you can create them if you are clever enough!
piehamcake1 make what games?
_"Games are basically life, but simplified"_
*_WeLl ExPlAiN cHeSs ThEn_*
Chess can be learned just like any other game. The rules aren’t complicated. It’s the strategy of chess that most people have problems with.
Thou has'th not watch'd Ser Rickton und Duke Mortimus
Mr.Firefox one must possess a large and superior intellect, often measured using the results ascertained in the form of an intelligence quotient test, which is a problematic testing format developed in France in the 1800’s for French school children in order to measure their cognitive abilities in order to better instruct them, to properly comprehend the complexity of Richard and Mortimer Sanchez, a paternal grandfather and grandson, respectively.
Chess? Tic-tac-toe is harder!
War. It's a war simulator. Overly simplified war simulator.
"We have been playing games with balls and our feet since ancient times."
-Vsauce/Michael, 2013
dirty minded
ur fucking gay
Footjob.
Omniscient, Well I was thinking foot fetish. But hey, we're in the same boat.
Lmao
"Yo Michael what time is it?"
Michael: "but what is time"
I literally asked this in front if my dad and he laughed.
I love how the origin of Jock and Nerd accurately sum up the stereotypes
Jocks = Simple undisputed origin comes from an immature genital joke, kinda dumb and simple
Nerds= Origin is constantly disputed and debated, have multiple theories about it, the first known use of it comes from something targeted at a younger audience
Thankfully the real world is much more nuanced than Hollywood stereotypes. There are people likely who grew up as "nerds" who were bullied by the "jocks", but it's also very common for people to be athletically talented and smart at the same time while also being wonderful people. From personal experience, I went through school as a scrawny nerd but the jocks were nice protective people while the bullies were other random kids. I was friends with a few jock types, and it was kinda funny admittedly watching them immediately get fat after high school ended.
0:00 GIF
Yiff
MLG_ freddy_56 no just stop
@@freddy_boi_5642 lmao nice
"we have been playing games with balls and our feet" 1:19
Oh vsauce you dirty yoke
Other mammals even with small brains, like cats are seen to engage in play-fighting when young where fighting is simulated, but play is broken if one party is injured.
These are seen as clearly linked with survival practice and mammalian behaviour, which can be taught by learning and conditioning.
This was easily extended to human with not just fighting and sports, but also with forms of social play that children are seen to engage with, which is more abstracted and therefore human, but still within that mammalian ambit of play.
There have been extensions from that into psychological game playing, politics, economics, game theory.
I like that your videos initially answered those questions that you might not get taught in the normal school system, but children often ask, like about why we wear clothes. I didn't even mention how social, linguistic norms also go into that mix but hey, it's a learned behaviour that's also innate to us.
why do we play games.
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Now Im asking myself "Why do I even live?"
0:52
australia: *chuckles* i’m in danger
Well australia is actually a mini earth in a different universe where other living things are much wierder and all humans are a combination of southern americans and british people, but we decided to include it in the world map because they talk funny
@@arandomsupra You need more likes
-Michael : Animals can play games too
-*"shows a football match"*
CATIANO MEOWNALDO!!!!!!!
Humans are animals too 🤣
Savages...
Yes, black people do play soccer
Yeah hooligans play football matches too.
1:20 “We have been playing games with balls and our feet ever since ancient times”
0:52 The US is the only country with borders.
What about Canada
Everyone wants to get in the US to take what they can get and many give nothing in return.
@@jimbcanine Fox News is that way
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The border planes 4 me referenced is between Canada and Alaska, which is an American territory. There is non American border below that however, between Mexico and... somewhere small I can't recall
@@nathanielgrey4091 Irrevelant to my comment. What I said stands true.
9:24 **and they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine--**
Best comment 10/10
But you just cant get into it because they would never understand
U wrote it wrong
I edited this so the replies make no sense
Gh0s7 BR lol
Still not as bad as 2k18
I wish life was made by naughty dog.
You have to be a p2w.. lifes sucks
In life purchases ;-)
A question most people seems to neglect, but the energy it creates, the satisfaction is received from it is just epic
LIFE IS A GAME!? UPUPDOWNDOWNLEFTRIGHTLEFTRIGHTBASTART
*You cannot obtain achievements during this session
**starts flying around blowing up buildings**
"XxX_5up3r_t0my69420_XxX has been banned from "G0D"'s server"
LMAO
I physically cringed.
lol when u said up up down down, I was like wait thats a backtrack
One word: Mods
Hold up, I gotta update my hacks.
You guys are all lucky that you play Life with good graphics , me on the other hand have sight issues .
I play at like medium, with short render distance
***** I play at the creative level, short render distance like you (why i need glasses), playing games in a game, the only drawback is we can't respawn...
you can upgrade your eyes with laser surgeon but it will cost you some in-game money.
Are you gonna Ragequit?
ThracianKing Spartacus
that could turn out even worse then you already are tho
*SUMMARY:*
fun + interactive = play
with no goal = toy
with objective = challange
with no other players = puzzle
with other players = conflict
with no interaction between them = competition
with interaction = game
Masturbation= puzzle
Handjob= conflict
@@watermalone5782 Handjob = game, since there's an interaction between the different players.
@@watermalone5782 yes
So war is just a game?
@@artursgabrusevs5153 in a sense yes, one country wins and one country loses that game
His ability to make me think about every day things in a completely different way is amazing
"We been playing with balls under our feet since..."
XDDDDD
1:23
Wait... so if you're in Singleplayer, you're not playing a game?
I think it counts because you're playing against the game itself. The game, in effect becomes a player.
@@tullydireen nah, still not a game...
it is a challange, which lead to Puzzle
since there's pattern on single player game unlike multiplayer
@@edwin7788 nah, that's why npcs exist. They are essentially humans in the example. They just didn't include that possibility.
@@juliuskingsley4434 nahhh
...
Tetris have no npc...
and npc have limited movement.... and certain pattern...
u can think it as in example labyrinth puzzle...imagine some wall of labyrinth can move in 100 different move, and more than 1000 pattern make a new route everytime...
labirynth for sure is puzzle, just because they can move, doesnt make them become a game
remember, i dont really think single player isnt game, i just try to see from this video perpective
@@edwin7788 we're not reffering to tetris though, atleast I'm reffering to modern single player games. Such as skyrim. Which have an ai, which in turn, makes it a game because it has a conflict.
I do agree that tetris is a puzzle. It's just a self guided one so to speak
Michael: Makes this video
Mind games: Am I a joke to you?
We actually call the Radcliffe Camera ‘The Radcam’. Could have been different in the past but I’ve never heard anyone say ‘The Radder’ since starting at Oxford University in 2022. Interesting history, though!
But what if someone is a Jock and a Nerd at the same time? What do we call them?
Jock + Nerd = a *Jerk*?
That hurt.
That's an oxymoron
im fine with that :D
Kaas Ambrook
What are you talking about?
Or a nock.
Title: "Why do we play games?"
4:32 "And who are you if you don't get drunk?"
Masturbation is a puzzle and an orgy is a conflict
Jea Thats funny😑
Oh so you're one of THOSE chicks, aren't you?
In this way, are the genitals toys or puzzles ?
Yes
damn!
@4.33 drunk backwards is knurd 😂😂😂 love Michael
Videogames are art
J'adore Almería pictochat is an emotion
Video Games are a collection of art forms like writing, cinematography, and music. I don't think they're an art form themselves
J'adore Almería lol nert
+Cer Berus by that logic films also aren't an art form either
Films are a collection of arts as well. You can have a film without music, or without speech. Films aren't "atomic" in their composition like music, writing, etc.
2:45 Refers to toy, interacts with toy
3:09 Refers to puzzle, interacts with puzzle
3:20 Refers to physical activity, points to picture of physical activity
Underrated Comment
AGREE
isn't that obvious?
That’s the point
I wanna see a sport where people dont know who is on their team. The mind games would be sick and would open up so much personality in individual players.
Kinda like Among Us?
The Mafia game
secret hitler
its a whole genre called "social deduction games"
A M O G N U S
9:30 this is the only time vsauce has capped
vsauce is like my classroom... i learn soooo much from this channel
I learn more than I do at school :P
XPStorm I learn nothing at school cause I'm drunk and sleep on my desk
*****
if what you say is true, then i am very fortunate to have been protected from having to go to public/private schools. :)
*****
america is shit... theres no real comparison dude
+anthony vadala *USA you mean ? America (North and South ) is pretty big bro just saying since your trying to be so smart
0:54- Wirld Mup of the 5 continents: Nerth Amarika, Sooth Amerika, Eyes-land, Yerup, and Afriker. Main Focus is the Yoonighted Stats of Americant
Uhhhhhhh... sure?
3:26 for a second I thought the fourth guy on the right of the picture only had one leg...
Actually it isn't just Americans that call football soccer, it is also used pretty widely in Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand. Italians call it calcio, which literally translates to kickball.
0:03 i see something ill never have in the stadium seats
When you are in CS:GO and find a AFK guy
Me: Im gonna do what is called *"pro gamer move"*
S.Universal Ball Hhahaah XD noice
When your playing skywars and the last dude is afk
@@09EpicGamerBoi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and then you bow him and do some 360's 😂😂😂
@@09EpicGamerBoi I get a clip of me air comboeing him
Then you got surprised.....
*The guy just faked it*
Guy: *Sike*
3:37
I think the interesting thing to think about is, do we draw the line of “sport” where game is, or where conflict is?
If sports were games instead of just any conflict with other people, then that would remove things like track and cheerleading from being considered sports and would instead be known as competitions.
I just love the way Michel goes extra to dig deep on simple trivial life phenomenon.
He is just talented!
My crush: Slightly touches my hand for 0.00000001 seconds
Me: 5:02
Lol
h
That was good lmao
2:04 "You know what's hiding in there?"
Me : "Ass"
Kovanovsky lol
Asser
The game of life, real life, has never treated me kindly. It seems with every corner I turn, something or someone just comes along and throws me under the bus. That's why video games are such a relief; they provide me the temporary chance and having a chance in hell at winning. I need that every now and then.
you're alive and have internet. you're not doing so bad, tiger :)
No, but it might be because of that internet that my identity was stolen. So is it really all good?
Emerald Dragon Well, you need to stop that from happening. Your life is your choice, it's like a cave with 3 - 5 choices and you enter one that leads to more and more.
Yeah, I know. I've been looking at my future, and since it will require me to move out of town, I kinda figure that's where my luck will turn around.
Good. Enjoy it! Make the most of it with, I don't know! Having your first date or, your marrige! :D
2:03 "You see what's hiding in there?"
Association
me: ASS
"here it is." *points out word soc*
Australia isn't a big enough continent for your little map?
lol
Most of Asia wasn't there either.
what are you implying?
I'm dissapointed in you Mr Rare. I just don't know what to do now :l
Heated
I love how he says "The blame for this goes to..." and then hovers over Canada. Reminds me of South Park's song where they just say BLAME CANADA over and over LOL
If Minecraft has no goal, then it's a toy?
loomman529 it has :D. Go to nether...
Altaaf Dulloo No, that's not a goal.
***** No, it's not.
loomman529 ok then
loomman529 I think so
“The blame for the word goes to” starts to point to Canada
Edit: 0:57
Life is the worst free game ever
And a lot of free games are bad
LOL
Roblox! Growtopia! All cancer
There are a lot of microtransactions.
Jaiden Animations
That’s called suicide
@Jaiden Animations SIDS
Thats why u need money
I lost my cheat code book, could someone tell me the cheat for infinite money in real life?
Bouncing checks, hacking banks, stealing money, and winning the lottery several times
Just type "rosebud" into the message tab and- oh... That's the sims...
Go to C:/Users/Milky.way/Earth/human.exe, open it, choose you then type in - &&£UnLimited./Money£&& and bingo! You have got infinite money.
+TMC Gaming
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
+xXLoAfBlOkEXx Is that for Contra or Super Contra?
0:30 exquisite footwork
Hey Vsauce, Michael here, today we're gonna talk about games...
*WHAT IS LIFE?*
So a Call of Duty single player mode is a puzzle
+Donald J. Trump Why anyone wants you for President is a puzzle.
Ps I know that that's not really Trump; I've had idiots think that.
The Nerdy Jock Have you seen the Buzzfeed post where someone used the real shade of skin around Trump's eyes to photoshop him without his fake tan? He honestly looks better orange than his normal skin tone.
Cotton Kerndy Dang... it might be because we are used to Donald Trump's tanned skin. (in vsauce voice) but when, is donald trump's skin?
The Nerdy Jock I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say there at the end. I'm trying not to sound rude, please don't hate me.