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  • @kaileewalden3586
    @kaileewalden3586 8 років тому +14989

    If anyone's stuck on "There are Two Errors in the the Title of This Book", the first one is "the the". The second one is stating that there are two errors, while there is only one, which creates a paradox by infinitely confirming and disproving itself.

    • @zviyeri9117
      @zviyeri9117 8 років тому +627

      Genius xD
      I guessed the "The the" from right away but the second one got me 😂

    • @Supermynci9000
      @Supermynci9000 8 років тому +641

      That is quite clever.

    • @adrianpawlik6616
      @adrianpawlik6616 8 років тому +561

      Kailee Walden Then again you could count the word error itself because the word error is error just not in as mistake but as itself lol

    • @chinchillaandguineapigsirony
      @chinchillaandguineapigsirony 8 років тому +75

      Adrian Pawlik
      Oh. I guess so.

    • @liateliate6454
      @liateliate6454 7 років тому +14

      Kailee Walden syu👍

  • @fliessa4950
    @fliessa4950 5 років тому +12058

    Police: You're definitly the Person in this picture committing the crime, right?
    Vsauce: Well, this is not "exactly" me...

    • @Elder74
      @Elder74 5 років тому +290

      0:04

    • @priyanshugoel3030
      @priyanshugoel3030 5 років тому +243

      Well yes. But actually no.

    • @spaghetti7929
      @spaghetti7929 5 років тому +296

      Police: How so?
      Vsauce: #YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWACHEOBOITOD

    • @MedK001
      @MedK001 5 років тому +66

      @@spaghetti7929 It's #YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD, not #YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWACHEOBOITOD

    • @Nadid_Dhrabb
      @Nadid_Dhrabb 5 років тому +97

      More like:
      *Or am I*

  • @Happenstance_music
    @Happenstance_music 5 років тому +6641

    I thought you were going to say The funny bone is actually not funny

  • @zdzichupedziwiatr899
    @zdzichupedziwiatr899 Рік тому +538

    "You only live once, but living once means living many times, as a series of similar, but technically different people, who know each other, but only in one direction, and who can help each other, but only in the other direction."
    Have instantly became my favourite quote.

    • @shrekwizowskee2910
      @shrekwizowskee2910 Рік тому

      YOLOBLOMLMATAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD!

    • @AzillaKiami
      @AzillaKiami Рік тому

      im more surprised how he said it flawlessly as #YOLOBLOMLMYAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD

    • @TheBlakus420
      @TheBlakus420 Рік тому

      #YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD

    • @SunMoonSpeedruns
      @SunMoonSpeedruns Рік тому

      Yoloblomlmtaasosbtdpwkeoboidawcheoboitod

    • @JacobSca
      @JacobSca Рік тому

      #yoloblomlmtaasosbtdpwkeoboiodawcheoboitod

  • @cccorbulo213
    @cccorbulo213 5 років тому +2362

    Beginning of the video: haha look at these funny words!
    End of the video: You aren't actually you.

  • @RipTard
    @RipTard 10 років тому +21914

    I hope my future-distant-relative-atomically-different-self watches this in five years and is happy to see that his past-distant-relative-atomically-different-self still has the top comment

    • @PwnJinxy
      @PwnJinxy 10 років тому +643

      I think your future-distant-relative-atomically-different-self is going to be depressed to see that you're not the top comment.

    • @Neuromancerism
      @Neuromancerism 10 років тому +85

      Katheredin Or that FDRADS will still be logged in with this youtube account and not have learned that his own comment allways comes at the top... for him.

    • @beginner5903
      @beginner5903 10 років тому +50

      Welp this deserves top comment.

    • @d3adp001
      @d3adp001 10 років тому +14

      if your fdrads has the same youtube name/account as your pdrads I think he will feel a little bit like a tard, but in the future many tarded people have really bitchen lives, and some even become pilots.

    • @Cidwithey
      @Cidwithey 10 років тому +6

      had my friend. Had. :/

  • @pinkdogroslyn8832
    @pinkdogroslyn8832 4 роки тому +12440

    The rewatchability of Vsauce makes it so much easier to learn things.

    • @Thaetaa-Terraainn
      @Thaetaa-Terraainn 4 роки тому +46

      Yea

    • @jessicaevans7847
      @jessicaevans7847 4 роки тому +330

      I've always held true to the fact that when Michael goes to explain a subject, you learn like 20 other things before you learned what you clicked to learn.

    • @funguy-yt7632
      @funguy-yt7632 4 роки тому +9

      Yes

    • @JudeFurr
      @JudeFurr 4 роки тому +113

      I've seen every vsauce video many times over, you're absolutely right

    • @m4271_
      @m4271_ 4 роки тому +6

      Big fax

  • @booNably
    @booNably Рік тому +709

    I love how vsauce has the most unexpectable titles and thumbnails

    • @bas_ee
      @bas_ee Рік тому +22

      He talks about this in an interview with this guy 'Lex Fridman' here on youtube, and more about youtubes algorithm and his views on it. He says "Usually im trying to do, what everyone else is not doing." Dont know the interviewer guy, but i saw this video and i watched it. Pretty cool seeing the other side of Michael Stevens, just talking about stuff and his views and having opinions, instead of just talking about facts.

    • @cipherjoe9
      @cipherjoe9 3 місяці тому +1

      666 likes

  • @anoddpotato3608
    @anoddpotato3608 3 роки тому +4842

    Vsauce going in: “Let’s talk about misnomers”
    Vsauce going out: “And that is why you are a completely different person than you were 5 years ago.”

    • @NeoAF10
      @NeoAF10 3 роки тому +173

      VSauce videos reminds me of my thought process... ...where was I??

    • @SonicntZane
      @SonicntZane 3 роки тому +37

      This is so true for every video and I love it.

    • @iz_bizz2010
      @iz_bizz2010 3 роки тому +3

      Me 20 years ago wasn't even conceived yet

    • @kotag__
      @kotag__ 3 роки тому +7

      Every video is just another existential crisis for me.

    • @coenx1
      @coenx1 3 роки тому +5

      Basically every video he takes us on a ride to get to the real story.

  • @gibbonbasher8171
    @gibbonbasher8171 4 роки тому +2667

    “Hey Michael, pass the salt, will ya?”
    “Etymologically speaking, the compound sodium chloride or the emotion known as anger? If you speak of the compound, I’ll delightedly hand you the salt shaker. But if you speak of the emotion that we call ‘anger’, you’ll have to provide me with a well-consolidated reason to be angry with you. But what does it mean to be angry? Anger is an emotion that we exhibit when we are discontent with particular circumstances that either directly or indirectly affect us. But what does it mean to be direct? Well, to be sure, directness is the quality of being the brunt of the repercussions produced from engaging in a certain action. Indirectness is the quality of being affected in some fashion, but not in the jurisdiction, per se, in which the certain action occurred. But what does it mean to occur? In a chronology, an event occurs when it takes place, when all other events currently taking place cease to be acknowledged and the magnitude of this particular event is deemed to be of a higher caliber than all of the other events. But what does ‘but’ mean? If we are discussing the anatomical region that is entitled as the gluteus maximus, then we need to just stop talking because this comment is getting really long.”

  • @aidanfitzpatrick-oneill2072
    @aidanfitzpatrick-oneill2072 4 роки тому +2620

    Michael: Did I really go to Singapore? Is that guy really me? We can solve this question by agreeing that, oranges are apples.
    Thank you, Michael, for being Michael.

  • @allisg3320
    @allisg3320 Рік тому +91

    Michael has this uniqueness about him, the way he moves, the way he speaks, the wiggly eyebrows are all part of this enrapturing man.

  • @tobbanimations4599
    @tobbanimations4599 3 роки тому +988

    "Look at the footage, tell me that's not you who killed that man"
    "It's not *exactly* like me, you see, that guy hadn't killed that man yet."

    • @araitol3935
      @araitol3935 3 роки тому +22

      So you had killed the man?

    • @monkeyman3823
      @monkeyman3823 3 роки тому +41

      @@araitol3935 "You see, he's not *exactly* like me. A few of his cells might have been replaced, so technically he's different."

  • @izzie9526
    @izzie9526 5 років тому +2081

    Wheat is a fruit
    Tomatoes are a fruit
    Spagetti marinara is a FRUIT SALAD

    • @dokidelta1175
      @dokidelta1175 5 років тому +107

      I cannot tell if I am disappointed in humanity or I am proud of it.

    • @shreerangvaidya9264
      @shreerangvaidya9264 5 років тому +30

      Spooky Coincidence

    • @roardinoson7
      @roardinoson7 5 років тому +11

      Wheat isn't a fruit, it's a cereal grain. We use the seeds

    • @xeroxre6837
      @xeroxre6837 5 років тому +29

      @@roardinoson7 Pay attention ffs

    • @coltm4a186
      @coltm4a186 5 років тому +9

      Yummy yummy!

  • @datphing
    @datphing 5 років тому +2788

    me: where's the wifi password
    friend: on the back of the router
    the back of the router: 10:44

  • @suni4956
    @suni4956 2 роки тому +310

    one of my mother's friends legally changed her name (from a somewhat common finnish name to another), because she didn't feel like she was quite the same person anymore. honoring the change within herself with a new name! i think that's really great, since humans are often afraid of change. being able to name yourself is part of your human autonomy! i think it's just excellent.

    • @fryeguyvids
      @fryeguyvids 2 роки тому +13

      That's a heartwarming story!

    • @arisparks8474
      @arisparks8474 2 роки тому +9

      @@fryeguyvids when i grow up, i am changing my name to Rey, my nickname.

    • @moneer7139
      @moneer7139 2 роки тому +7

      @@arisparks8474 Rey Rey the gey

    • @arisparks8474
      @arisparks8474 2 роки тому +5

      @@moneer7139 but i'm straight...
      weh.

    • @remyscar
      @remyscar 2 роки тому +10

      @@arisparks8474 ...or are you?

  • @blackquillx
    @blackquillx 5 років тому +1651

    Title : Misnomers
    Me: This is going to be intere-
    Michael: *W H A T I S A F R U I T*

    • @realbland
      @realbland 4 роки тому +12

      are you saying questioning the existence of fruits isnt interesting

    • @acrid8952
      @acrid8952 4 роки тому +3

      A miserable little pile of glucose.

    • @erm_honestly
      @erm_honestly 4 роки тому +3

      Æ

  • @funkywasit
    @funkywasit 4 роки тому +816

    "did I really go to Singapore? Is that guy really me? we can solve this question by agreeing that, oranges are apples."
    Micheal, Michael, dont give me a stroke over here, man

    • @obituki
      @obituki 3 роки тому +11

      How tf does he make this shit come together 😂

    • @pete2ndzuniga679
      @pete2ndzuniga679 3 роки тому +5

      Why is he talking about fruits now-

  • @itsnotyasir
    @itsnotyasir 5 років тому +2674

    "The funny bone..."
    "Yea, definitely not funny"
    "Is a nerve."
    "Ok"

    • @NoobieLandCity
      @NoobieLandCity 5 років тому +17

      "He must be fun at party"

    • @itsnotyasir
      @itsnotyasir 5 років тому +10

      @@aMolleTargate what made you not give me 10/10?

    • @ad2k17
      @ad2k17 5 років тому

      uhok

    • @zapstar1416
      @zapstar1416 5 років тому +1

      @@itsnotyasir this is because you suck lmfao

    • @FatCatAshes
      @FatCatAshes 5 років тому +1

      This comment
      Is a copy of the top comment
      Desperate for likes?

  • @GenMaj_Knight
    @GenMaj_Knight Рік тому +43

    8:00 I will always love seeing the passage of time like this. "A modern mobile phone," which was modern when I first ever saw this video, is now visibly dated by something like app logos or the manual home button.

  • @AntVenom
    @AntVenom 10 років тому +4064

    Yup. I did it again. I liked the video before it even started. No regrets.

  • @feralabomination6724
    @feralabomination6724 4 роки тому +1218

    8:41 when u see any relative at a family reunion

  • @angelinageorgy
    @angelinageorgy 3 роки тому +813

    its been over 6 years, the Michael you just listened to for the past 11 minutes and 25 seconds no longer exists anywhere on the face of this planet :(

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 3 роки тому +30

      I mean, he’s not Dead, so that’s good.

    • @randomusername284
      @randomusername284 3 роки тому +72

      Well yeah, but we have the updated version

    • @frisog7082
      @frisog7082 3 роки тому +96

      Technically, the law of conservation of mass still applies, which means that that Michael is still on earth, but all of the atoms that made him up are just spread out which means that theoretically, part of that past Michael could now be part of you. Think about that.

    • @gabiferreira6864
      @gabiferreira6864 3 роки тому +48

      @@frisog7082 this could also mean we could theoretically collect those Old Michael atoms and reconstruct him

    • @frisog7082
      @frisog7082 3 роки тому +32

      @@gabiferreira6864 yes, let's find all the original building blocks and remake the Michael from this video, I'll start looking

  • @brightblackhole2442
    @brightblackhole2442 Рік тому +129

    1:49 the first time i watched this i actually thought he found a micheal lookalike and had him take those photos

  • @OP_eLaniM
    @OP_eLaniM 5 років тому +2785

    Cop: we have video footage of you committing the murder
    Michael: 1:52 - 2:14
    Cop:
    Michael:
    Cop: You're free to go!

    • @sharp9150
      @sharp9150 5 років тому +83

      Underrated

    • @iplay5855
      @iplay5855 5 років тому +12

      @@sharp9150 ye

    • @archie9500
      @archie9500 5 років тому +167

      We can resolve this problem, by realizing that oranges are apples.

    • @angieway1000
      @angieway1000 5 років тому +6

      OP eLa

    • @iscrulz
      @iscrulz 5 років тому +11

      @@archie9500 oranges were æppels

  • @MaxHimbigger
    @MaxHimbigger 3 роки тому +9804

    Michael: “Your funny bone...”
    Me: “Is not funny!”
    Michael: “Is not a bone, it’s a nerve.”
    Me: “Oh... oh... yeah that makes a lot more sense.”

    • @alaybhagat4970
      @alaybhagat4970 3 роки тому +278

      LMFAO i thought the same thing 😂😂

    • @guandark250
      @guandark250 3 роки тому +330

      this means its still funny

    • @UhOhBurntmeToast
      @UhOhBurntmeToast 3 роки тому +43

      HAHAHA I did the same

    • @lunchbag_larry
      @lunchbag_larry 3 роки тому +173

      i thought it was called the funny bone because it's humerus

    • @NachitenRemix
      @NachitenRemix 3 роки тому +17

      We all thought that lmao

  • @alexthedio
    @alexthedio 5 років тому +779

    2:51 Legend has it that some of those tabs are still open

    • @adrianopairetti3417
      @adrianopairetti3417 5 років тому +30

      streamers have like 13 tabs open and i cant keep 3 at the same time cuz i feel de-organized

    • @StarlitLilies
      @StarlitLilies 5 років тому +19

      I have 79 tabs open on my phone right now
      I need help 😅

    • @qwertydesigns2485
      @qwertydesigns2485 5 років тому +10

      @@StarlitLilies you need to fucking go to Guantanamo Bay

    • @PedroAugusto-tb2zo
      @PedroAugusto-tb2zo 5 років тому +22

      Perhaps he just wanted a landscape that reminded him of the Himalayan Mountains

    • @dominicstewart-guido7598
      @dominicstewart-guido7598 5 років тому +1

      @@StarlitLilies same

  • @jonesbridge6880
    @jonesbridge6880 Рік тому +9

    Michael constantly popping out from under the frame fills my heart with joy

  • @henrywaters
    @henrywaters 4 роки тому +2146

    This guy literally talks about every shower thought I have ever had.

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 4 роки тому +30

      "whats a fruit"

    • @fno6164
      @fno6164 3 роки тому +8

      Hell yeah

    • @anonymouslymj1064
      @anonymouslymj1064 3 роки тому +19

      That's the best description of the stuff his videos talk about. Except, of course, it's backed by science.

    • @melodykuromibebbies2138
      @melodykuromibebbies2138 3 роки тому +1

      @@anonymouslymj1064 yup

    • @jgray1831
      @jgray1831 3 роки тому +1

      Quit telling me about your shower clean clean OH! Business

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
    @AaronKaiMCDNLD 4 роки тому +3543

    "Michael is the most hated baby boy name in the us"
    X Æ A-12: "hold my lithium-ion battery'

    • @paol7
      @paol7 4 роки тому +132

      And karen for girls

    • @officergreg1318
      @officergreg1318 4 роки тому +72

      Paolo Massoudf X Æ A-12 is neither boy or girl it’s robot

    • @caringheart34
      @caringheart34 4 роки тому +45

      @@officergreg1318 Why'd you say call X Æ A-12 "he's" then before the name "robot"?

    • @arundas8870
      @arundas8870 4 роки тому +16

      @@caringheart34 dyam

    • @marlooconnor9073
      @marlooconnor9073 4 роки тому +2

      Æ

  • @jacksonjackson4178
    @jacksonjackson4178 6 років тому +556

    “So that guy in the photo... isn’t me” *we can resolve this by knowing that oranges are apples.* great solution there m8

  • @xxhyphenxx9365
    @xxhyphenxx9365 2 роки тому +35

    VSauce is the kind of guy that can go from "i just go to a vacation" to "reasons why we should all die"

  • @SirSixStrings
    @SirSixStrings 5 років тому +575

    10:43 sounds like something you would hear in The Sims

    • @AlexEEZ
      @AlexEEZ 5 років тому +5

      Wot

    • @AnteP-dx4my
      @AnteP-dx4my 5 років тому +19

      hahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahah TRUEE

    • @BlazertronGames
      @BlazertronGames 5 років тому +15

      It sounds like a synonym for tits.

    • @elias9746
      @elias9746 5 років тому +9

      HUUUGE humunonologomgus !

    • @elias9746
      @elias9746 5 років тому +1

      It's a reference to the beginning of the video where he says the whole alphabet in one word

  • @slotho1878
    @slotho1878 5 років тому +382

    So are you telling me that pop corn is cooked fruit?

  • @stopmefoamjumping
    @stopmefoamjumping 3 роки тому +1884

    1:02 I feel like I'm a baby and Michael is trying to make me laugh by making funny faces. And it's working.

    • @zsauce7447
      @zsauce7447 3 роки тому +88

      I wish he was my dad

    • @BornaAmin
      @BornaAmin 3 роки тому +15

      lmao🤣🤣🤣

    • @shikupo
      @shikupo 3 роки тому +98

      "😐...... 😲"

    • @greekybol.8258
      @greekybol.8258 3 роки тому +22

      @@zsauce7447 he would teach u alot

    • @clutchlevels
      @clutchlevels 2 роки тому +15

      Crap. It worked.

  • @JustaFrog1411
    @JustaFrog1411 Рік тому +101

    2:55 can we just take a moment to realise how many tabs he has open

    • @Kafkathelesbian
      @Kafkathelesbian Рік тому +6

      How the fuck is his computer still running at that point

    • @LucidMlem
      @LucidMlem Рік тому +2

      I thought the one reply was me saying "He loves tabs."

    • @mrhobs
      @mrhobs Рік тому +5

      He probably just opened a ton of new ones so they would all be too small to identify. That way he wouldn’t have to close the ones he was working on. Although he could have just opened a separate window. Meh

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw Рік тому +1

      @@mrhobs could also just be a funny easter egg

    • @mrhobs
      @mrhobs Рік тому

      @@waffler-yz3gw True. A little commentary on how many of us browse the web heh. (A constant battle for me.)

  • @Donaldbeebi
    @Donaldbeebi 9 років тому +694

    "Your Funny bone,"
    Me: is not funny
    "is not a bone."
    Me: ._. ok

  • @ryanblunt4228
    @ryanblunt4228 3 роки тому +641

    Why is Michael so good at transitions to different topics

  • @lahlem6725
    @lahlem6725 5 років тому +454

    Everyone: It's like comparing apples to oranges.
    Michael: ACTUALLYYY

  • @Thee_Znutz
    @Thee_Znutz Рік тому +8

    Learned a lot over the years by watching and rewatching his videos. Thank you for sharing your knowledge.

  • @IchigoKurosakicool
    @IchigoKurosakicool 5 років тому +1315

    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here"
    *5 mins later*
    *Fried Bull Testicles*

  • @Lunaskyuwu
    @Lunaskyuwu 6 років тому +571

    when you've already watched all michaels vids multiple times but still enjoy rewatching them

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 5 років тому +1

      Yyyyep!! XD

    • @MrIKnow-qk8cr
      @MrIKnow-qk8cr 5 років тому

      Wait...

    • @1morevid
      @1morevid 5 років тому +3

      тнεηιяø ikr, he needs to upload more

    • @digitalhippie2336
      @digitalhippie2336 5 років тому +7

      When you think that you've watched all michaels vids, and find this one and couple more in recommended, that you've never watched

    • @TechnicalDribbler
      @TechnicalDribbler 5 років тому

      @@digitalhippie2336 the best feeling ever

  • @Jombo1
    @Jombo1 8 років тому +1486

    Michael had a full head of hair?

    • @KDNG105
      @KDNG105 8 років тому +41

      +Nick Connor Now I'm sad because my hair is thinning at 18

    • @expectnull
      @expectnull 8 років тому +16

      +Kien D. N. then you might have an unhealthy way of life or eventually you even are stressed alot. only confronting yourself with stress, pushing yourself further relieves you in long terms.

    • @sakmannakki7294
      @sakmannakki7294 7 років тому +16

      No it's photoshopped

    • @MultiCheeseLouise
      @MultiCheeseLouise 7 років тому +51

      AGNOS: Or maybe it has nothing to do with stress and is entirely the fault of genetics. Try not to pretend you know stuff that you don't bruh

    • @oaktadopbok665
      @oaktadopbok665 7 років тому +2

      Where did you see a full head of hair?

  • @g0d5m15t4k3
    @g0d5m15t4k3 2 роки тому +10

    I just accidentally learned why the word for apple in Dutch actually makes sense. The Dutch word is sinaasappel. Though they call the color orange oranje. I thought that was weird and hadn't investigated it yet. So thanks for the help!

  • @highlightproductions6347
    @highlightproductions6347 3 роки тому +352

    I can imagine a voicemail from Micheal: "Hey Vsauce, Micheal here. I was just checking to see if Ms. Nomer was home."

  • @Cowman2626
    @Cowman2626 5 років тому +317

    Stigler’s law : the tendency to name things to honor someone else.
    *cough* “Stigler’s” law *cough*

    • @mmmjjjxxxx
      @mmmjjjxxxx 5 років тому +24

      Lol. Imagine if it really wasn't Stigler who proposed it.

    • @lonestarproud7516
      @lonestarproud7516 5 років тому +3

      Mind....blown 🤯🤯🤯

    • @ghjcfgchv
      @ghjcfgchv 5 років тому +1

      OOOH SHNAP BISCUITS

    • @StarGarnet03
      @StarGarnet03 5 років тому +1

      It was co-obserbed by a sociologist called Robert K. Merton. Stigler's law follows its own rule.

  • @acoolgiraffe822
    @acoolgiraffe822 5 років тому +501

    1:52 When I try to explain to FBI that I didn't commit a crime even though they
    got me on tape.

  • @greedthenyavaricious
    @greedthenyavaricious 2 роки тому +10

    I like how Michael smiles before he says "misnomers." Yes! I do know what a misnomer is!

  • @CorbyRichardson
    @CorbyRichardson 7 років тому +671

    Friend 1: "He started it!"
    Friend 2: "That's only because he stole my pet bird!"
    Me: "We can resolve this problem by realizing that oranges...
    *are apples."*

    • @kaushalyafernando
      @kaushalyafernando 7 років тому +24

      Corby Richardson i read this comment while watching that part in the video...
      OR DID I? Play vsause intro.

    • @framekixrr
      @framekixrr 7 років тому +1

      I DID TOO OMG

    • @poofbomb-minecraftmore1883
      @poofbomb-minecraftmore1883 7 років тому +4

      This knowledge will somehow stop North Korea from bombing us with their bombs that fly up three meters into the air!

    • @kokozweeb
      @kokozweeb 7 років тому +1

      Yes I we know. But why?

    • @rendexrz2105
      @rendexrz2105 6 років тому +1

      iz rolf Oh my god, I was about to say the same thing. It's really strange, it happens pretty often. And it's useful, so I don't have to look for that part of the video.
      Strange

  • @薔薇-k2m
    @薔薇-k2m 6 років тому +1462

    How to stop watching VSauce at 4 am?

  • @kristianwilliams6347
    @kristianwilliams6347 5 років тому +1832

    Wait! Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?

  • @braydenb6420
    @braydenb6420 Рік тому +39

    Not even 20 seconds into the video and Im getting flamed for my name 💀

  • @betterert
    @betterert 5 років тому +1793

    2:51 is everyone gonna ignore the fact that michael has like 9000 tabs open?

    • @RYCHLIK29
      @RYCHLIK29 5 років тому +138

      Yep, cause thats like normal for me.
      Im an animal
      Pls dont hate me

    • @ApacheHeli479
      @ApacheHeli479 5 років тому +39

      ctrl shift w

    • @epicboxx3838
      @epicboxx3838 5 років тому +27

      betterert OH GOODNESS MARTHA GET THE HOLY WATER KIDS STEP BACK BACK BACK

    • @epicboxx3838
      @epicboxx3838 5 років тому +8

      Lukáš Voců A N G E R E Y

    • @KandiBabyy
      @KandiBabyy 5 років тому +5

      betterert “9,000”
      😂💀😂💀

  • @rubub8455
    @rubub8455 4 роки тому +2789

    "Dad, why is my sister's name Nevaeh?"
    "Because Nevaeh backwards is Heaven, and your mother loves heaven."
    "Thanks, dad."
    "No problem, kid."

    • @duvan-solis
      @duvan-solis 4 роки тому +36

      Ajá, curious

    • @robertelessar
      @robertelessar 3 роки тому +341

      Couldn't Nevaeh be seen as another way of writing Hell?

    • @osml
      @osml 3 роки тому +97

      @@robertelessar i like that

    • @queijonoob1160
      @queijonoob1160 3 роки тому +20

      Kid Gid is his last name

    • @tom.parryjones
      @tom.parryjones 3 роки тому +84

      @@queijonoob1160 Not Kid Gib?

  • @the_kraken6549
    @the_kraken6549 7 років тому +581

    There are two errors in the the title of this book*. If you're wondering what the second error is it's that there's only one error which in it self is an error.

    • @gullgum
      @gullgum 7 років тому +111

      God damn that's clever.

    • @TheTouroVermelho
      @TheTouroVermelho 7 років тому +127

      Therefore, there's no second error, because the error would be the non-existance of errors. There you have it, a paradox.

    • @nathanthompson4613
      @nathanthompson4613 7 років тому +7

      DaRedBull3T No, because the error is saying there is an error, not the absence of the error

    • @typhannieweits4966
      @typhannieweits4966 7 років тому +4

      there is no paradox, simply two mistakes... perhaps a third we cant see

    • @TheTouroVermelho
      @TheTouroVermelho 7 років тому +6

      Charles Yup Well, maybe the paradox is considered the second error?

  • @coconutcore
    @coconutcore Рік тому +3

    I speak for all Belgians, even years later, when I commend and thank Michael for mentioning the fries issue. We’ve been trying to fix that little misunderstanding for decades.
    I officially name Michael an honorary Belgian by the laws of our peoples.
    …as long as he promises to forgo drinking Heiniken, understands that British chips are inferior, and snorts at Swiss chocolate. Also, he must bow to Manneke Pis (or a tiny keychain image of him) at least twice a day.
    Thank you, Michael. You’re a hero to all of us.

  • @Some__Guy
    @Some__Guy 4 роки тому +314

    That "Most disliked baby names" is pretty good. I knew at least 3 separate kids named Hunter growing up, and they were all assholes.

  • @zachkurtis6807
    @zachkurtis6807 4 роки тому +531

    Note to self: never eat Rocky Mountain oysters

    • @davidfarah
      @davidfarah 4 роки тому +14

      😂

    • @Andi-gl9io
      @Andi-gl9io 4 роки тому +10

      Yes I will always remember now...

    • @yg6484
      @yg6484 4 роки тому +15

      For the bull’s sake.

    • @KurtisC93
      @KurtisC93 4 роки тому +26

      You don't eat them, you suck them.

    • @kibunjojo4499
      @kibunjojo4499 4 роки тому +10

      They taste alright. Not a big fan thou

  • @jeetbania
    @jeetbania 5 років тому +234

    Me: Hey what's up?
    Michael: But the question is what's *DOWN* ?
    **Vsauce music intensifies**

  • @AnonimitySmith
    @AnonimitySmith 11 місяців тому +1

    My goodness i just LOVE going back and watching the videos with Michael!

  • @hkaden6815
    @hkaden6815 5 років тому +125

    10:44
    I wonder how many tries it took to say that

  • @guestlikesmemes
    @guestlikesmemes 4 роки тому +376

    "We can resolve this problem by realizing oranges are apples"
    How come when Micheal says it, he is funny, but when I say it im an idiot

  • @KaitiKat216
    @KaitiKat216 3 роки тому +214

    0:47 I legit thought he was gonna say “Or am I?”

    • @gamriii
      @gamriii 3 роки тому +6

      You’re not alone

    • @mrafabrizi
      @mrafabrizi 3 роки тому +2

      Ms. Nomer

    • @ursa2724
      @ursa2724 2 роки тому +3

      His expression showed that he wanted to say it.

    • @MikotoJinba
      @MikotoJinba 3 місяці тому

      DUN dududududu

  • @dex1lsp
    @dex1lsp Рік тому +28

    "Kombucha" is another interesting gastronomic misnomer. The word actually comes from a totally unrelated Japanese kelp tea (that's literally what kombu/konbu cha means in Japanese). This name was misapplied by English-speakers to a very different kind of fermented tea from China.

  • @aidangarvey7049
    @aidangarvey7049 8 років тому +878

    That awkward moment when I realize I was the least liked baby on the planet

  • @TestTubeBaba
    @TestTubeBaba 7 років тому +1185

    2:54!!!
    The number of tabs open!!!!

  • @alfae7771
    @alfae7771 8 років тому +319

    ...Maybe the guy who named it was just lion.

    • @zac9311
      @zac9311 8 років тому +16

      ...slow clap...

    • @xLordEnder
      @xLordEnder 8 років тому +7

      How do I know you're not lion to me?

    • @klungusxyz
      @klungusxyz 8 років тому +17

      Why you always lion

    • @trDewy
      @trDewy 8 років тому +4

      +Pika Pika Chu why u fuckin lyin

    • @mojoforthewin3069
      @mojoforthewin3069 8 років тому +5

      god damn it

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 2 роки тому +3

    “You only know your past self and you can only help your future self” is an interesting thought.

  • @hipbro3484
    @hipbro3484 3 роки тому +157

    "We can resolve this problem by realizing that oranges are apples."
    One of the many legendary quotes on this channel

  • @dontquotemethough2657
    @dontquotemethough2657 4 роки тому +155

    "We can resolve this problem by realising that oranges are apples"
    -Michael 2014

    • @boonspoog4340
      @boonspoog4340 4 роки тому +5

      Your profile made me think I had a hair on my phone

    • @Maraien
      @Maraien 4 роки тому +1

      Literally just changed the entire topic lol

  • @klutzIDV
    @klutzIDV 5 років тому +183

    "You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders." -Eric the Red

    • @finnthehuman8865
      @finnthehuman8865 5 років тому +2

      Never go in against a Secillian when death is on the line!

  • @otterball7896
    @otterball7896 Рік тому +5

    I love the sequence from 3:42 to 7:50 where he just changes our lives forever.

    • @sal.odious
      @sal.odious 6 місяців тому

      What's the name of the background music in between those timestamps?

  • @howl1744
    @howl1744 5 років тому +91

    Vsauce: I went to Singapore
    Also vsauce: or did I
    Vsauce again: oranges are apples

  • @nevod.
    @nevod. 5 років тому +531

    #9. Michael
    #10. Jackson
    Hmm....

  • @max10dler
    @max10dler 7 років тому +904

    And as always... I just blew your mind.

  • @p1ct0ch4t
    @p1ct0ch4t Рік тому +3

    i don't know if anyone appreciated that miss nomer joke but i appreciate it michael

  • @prime2920
    @prime2920 5 років тому +564

    2:55 geez how many tabs do you have

  • @zirizo
    @zirizo 4 роки тому +538

    Everyone: did the color orange or the fruit orange come first?
    Michael: actually the tree came first
    Everyone: *Hold Up*

  • @charbplus
    @charbplus 4 роки тому +121

    5:14 I always expect him to say "is not funny at all"

    • @jxavier3876
      @jxavier3876 4 роки тому +10

      Same lol

    • @doodoo2065
      @doodoo2065 6 місяців тому

      I love how this comment implies that you have seen this video more than once
      Cant blame u tbh

  • @alekthestemkid7184
    @alekthestemkid7184 5 місяців тому +1

    “Tristan is the 8th most disliked boy name.”
    My cousin: *gets shredded to atoms*

  • @chickengamer136
    @chickengamer136 5 років тому +273

    Cop: your under arrest!
    Michael: but what is arrest?
    Vsauce music plays

    • @Bluey
      @Bluey 5 років тому +8

      1:49

    • @catalystcalamari
      @catalystcalamari 5 років тому +6

      And how much does it weigh? Is anything real?

  • @loekiprins
    @loekiprins 4 роки тому +90

    In the Netherlands there are still a lot of fruits called “apples” like pomegranates, they’re called “granaatappels” and oranges are calles “sinaasappels”

    • @berryeater7377
      @berryeater7377 4 роки тому +5

      you should visit germany sometimes, we got way too many words with the word "apfel" in it

    • @javeinne
      @javeinne 4 роки тому +2

      in swedish they're also called "granaatapples" but with a slightly different spelling

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 4 роки тому

      Then came 2018 and the birth of penpinappes.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 роки тому +3

      And don't forget the earth apple "aardappel".

    • @helmi4667
      @helmi4667 4 роки тому

      Finnish too!! Granaattiomena is literally translated into granade apple

  • @themobileminecraftveteran2710
    @themobileminecraftveteran2710 5 років тому +196

    Vsauce: memes
    Vsauce2: everything on a table
    Vsauce3: movie producer

    • @higherquality
      @higherquality 5 років тому

      but...

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 5 років тому +2

      But what about D!NG the channel which was never named anything else especially anything not advertiser friendly?

    • @higherquality
      @higherquality 5 років тому +2

      @@TrimutiusToo
      D!ng: sex toys

  • @HOLDENPOPE
    @HOLDENPOPE 6 днів тому

    I love how the constant throughlines in this video were names and whether or not you're the same person as your past or future self. The beginning, the bit about Singapore, and the end.

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 6 років тому +440

    JESUS CHRIST I DONT NEED ANOTHER EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT IM THE SAME PERSON IN A PHOTO

    • @coolmaddox5984
      @coolmaddox5984 6 років тому +28

      Remember you can always resolve this by knowing oranges are apples

    • @21starsinthesky97
      @21starsinthesky97 6 років тому +10

      #Yoloblomtaasosbtdpwkeoboiodawcheoboitod

    • @Nikuv200
      @Nikuv200 6 років тому

      So, did past you manage to solve this?

    • @liamd3484
      @liamd3484 6 років тому

      shut up basic whitey

    • @حَسن-م3ه9ظ
      @حَسن-م3ه9ظ 6 років тому

      You're the same person in the photograph,You may have changed as person but that doesn't mean that you're a different person

  • @ajforbes77
    @ajforbes77 6 років тому +267

    So *that's* why the fruit that Adam and Eve ate was called an "apple"

    • @ajforbes77
      @ajforbes77 6 років тому +3

      PTHhTHTHTHTHthththththp... , RipTard: in youtube, topping someone's comment in the comment section is easy-peasy! (:

    • @andreanna99
      @andreanna99 5 років тому +6

      Whoever said it was an apple?

    • @jimmynutrin7235
      @jimmynutrin7235 5 років тому +3

      ajforbes77 never was an Adam and Eve

    • @jolenewells3096
      @jolenewells3096 5 років тому +8

      1. apple was the name of many fruits
      2.screw you jimmy nutrin nobody cares about how smart you are let people believe in their religions that's like going "oh hey you have an ugly voice go change it permanently okay?"

    • @planetshine
      @planetshine 5 років тому +1

      @Jimmy Nutrin you Muslim

  • @modestsoup361
    @modestsoup361 4 роки тому +491

    Nobody:
    My parents: *time to give my son one of the worst names possible*

    • @soham1
      @soham1 4 роки тому +14

      I think your name is not even that bad.

    • @nauka7565
      @nauka7565 4 роки тому +24

      Micheal Jackson

    • @jaydenlim5397
      @jaydenlim5397 4 роки тому +3

      :(

    • @jayzkx
      @jayzkx 4 роки тому +9

      at least ur not a jayden like me

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 4 роки тому +9

      nauka #9 Micheal
      #10 Jackson

  • @Zachabruh
    @Zachabruh 2 роки тому +3

    I could listen to this man list misnomers all day. its so entertaining

  • @theroyalcat7010
    @theroyalcat7010 7 років тому +83

    9:06 I didn't even realize it was you until you came into shot

  • @stop6859
    @stop6859 5 років тому +219

    5:13 I thought he was gonna say:
    "Your funny bone is not funny"

  • @JeekayTenn
    @JeekayTenn 10 років тому +229

    The 9th most disliked baby name is Michael.
    The 10th most disliked baby name is Jackson.
    Michael + Jackson = HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED

    • @animeslam7951
      @animeslam7951 10 років тому +30

      Shit Joke + Shit Meme = Shitty Comment.

    • @Xtrozop
      @Xtrozop 10 років тому +6

      Anime Slam Shitty but accurate.

    • @aguirretommy99
      @aguirretommy99 10 років тому +1

      YOOOOOOO YOU JUST GOT WRECKED

    • @Dayz3O6
      @Dayz3O6 10 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @MrSupershazad
      @MrSupershazad 10 років тому

      What about micheal Jordan ? Now I don't dislike that ...name do you guys ?

  • @RedstoneNinja99
    @RedstoneNinja99 7 місяців тому +2

    The funky music during this video is called Mystery Train by David O'Brien

    • @sal.odious
      @sal.odious 5 місяців тому

      THANK YOU SO MUCH MY SAVIOR

  • @turbatg5759
    @turbatg5759 6 років тому +86

    I really miss these videos

  • @korb9664
    @korb9664 3 роки тому +58

    "And I'm not talking about the daughter of Mr. Nomer"
    The face he made right after that looked like he was about to say "Or am I?"

  • @beachsunsets8254
    @beachsunsets8254 4 роки тому +383

    “You have changed since you were born.”
    Twitter: *impossible.*

  • @verlatenn
    @verlatenn Рік тому +10

    hey michael vsauce here

  • @diamom_
    @diamom_ 3 роки тому +527

    me: **is watching anime**
    what my mom hears: 10:45

    • @just-mees
      @just-mees 3 роки тому +40

      this made me chuckle, thanks

    • @diamom_
      @diamom_ 3 роки тому +25

      @@just-mees nice to see im actually funny and relevant now

    • @just-mees
      @just-mees 3 роки тому +17

      @@diamom_ could be a fluke idk

    • @grantcontreras9634
      @grantcontreras9634 3 роки тому +7

      Just had a good laugh thank you hahah

    • @grapefruitjuice9473
      @grapefruitjuice9473 3 роки тому +6

      That's what I hear too

  • @jaskirat9042
    @jaskirat9042 7 років тому +156

    We all love you , not your name.
    Great video Michelle as always

    • @BenjaminHarries
      @BenjaminHarries 6 років тому +1

      Jass Somal lol Michelle

    • @layspotatogays122
      @layspotatogays122 6 років тому +13

      We hate the name.
      Petition to rename him Michelle?

    • @londomollari5936
      @londomollari5936 6 років тому +2

      The Artist formerly known as Michael....
      9 was Michael and 10 was Jackson because they believe the Moon-Walk was faked.

  • @rydernigga5675
    @rydernigga5675 5 років тому +2284

    Most hatet name for a boy number
    9: Michael
    10: Jackson
    Coincidense?
    Yes, probably

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 2 роки тому +1

    Him saying that makes my brain so happy it feels like a cheat code bro