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  • @munchkimmy25
    @munchkimmy25 7 років тому +4322

    Random Person: "How many cups in a gallon?"
    Google: "16"
    Michael: "Or is it?"
    *vsauce ominous music*

    • @CodyAlushin
      @CodyAlushin 7 років тому +64

      And then he does it for every question after that

    • @monster-tc1nz
      @monster-tc1nz 7 років тому +125

      munchkimmy25 and you skip 3 minutes later and hes talking about the volume of our sun

    • @name1492
      @name1492 7 років тому +43

      Hey vsauce Michael here google says that the amount of cups in a gallon is 16 This is a well know fact *or is it?* If you cut in half the amount you had in a gallon a infinite amount of times and you added it all up will you have infinity as a ANSWER? or just A gallon the gravitional pull of our sun is huge if a lifeform used to living on jupter exepericed the gravity of the sun for 3 milliseconds he would still die but how much does our sun weigh better yet what is its mass? back to the gallon if the answer to our question eailer was infinity could 1 gallon of water theoreticly put out the sun? well the mass of the sun is *insert a big number here* and plus water as I demonstrated in guns in space will only make the sub brighter but have a shorter lifespan great but lets suppose we poured all of earths water into the sun well it wouldn't do much the sun will only get 0.00001% brigter but what if we poured half of the infinte halfs the gallon had? Well it would still be infinte but at the same time came from a finite thing but a what point does finite end and infinity begins? well the answer is surprisingly not googol to the power of googolplex a googolplex not grammams number but it starts at ZERO imagine if you counted all the numbers between 0 and 1 well its easy because there are no numbers in between 0-1 let alone infinte *or is there?* decimals is the type of number that opens up the concept of infinity back to the question but lets add decimals you'll be dead before the first number because you have to say a infinte number of 0s before the 1 but lets say we have a list of all the decimals between 0 and 1 you'll still not list them all if you gone diagonal and messed with the numbers in this pattern add 1 subtract 1 add 4 add 6 subtract 2 and so on we will have a new decimal not in the list fine fine but what if we had a list of all of the possible odd1sout UA-cam.com/odd1sout
      Well we could just do the same for them making us have a infinte amout of lists but there got to be some point where the decimals get repeated right? Wrong there will all ways be lists but how many possible lists could be created? Well every feasible thing possible is more than everything that exists if we were to make a list of every category possible there would be * big number* amout of lists but what if we picked our favrote lists from there and made a list out of every possible list there and we could do that a infinte amout of times so our own minds can think of infinte things so there is no limit of all of the things we could make in our own minds which is very cool and as always thanks for watching
      (Took me almost a hour to make)

    • @unlincecosmico6192
      @unlincecosmico6192 7 років тому +4

      Epicdudethe999th Reborn you just made easy money for Michael

    • @name1492
      @name1492 7 років тому +4

      un lince cosmico the amount of work I do for 5 likes XD

  • @prototagteaching2666
    @prototagteaching2666 5 років тому +3220

    "How to draw a rose."
    "Step 1: Draw a lettuce."
    "Step 2: Colour it red."

    • @lolz3577
      @lolz3577 5 років тому +293

      How to draw a lettuce
      Step 1: Draw a rose
      Step 2: Color it green

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 5 років тому +23

      @@lolz3577 lmfao

    • @greffen
      @greffen 5 років тому +27

      i think i drew an artichoke

    • @flamingsword9214
      @flamingsword9214 5 років тому +44

      Step 1: Draw a cabbage
      Step 2:???
      Step 3: profit

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 5 років тому +5

      @@lolz3577 smart

  • @AveRay_
    @AveRay_ 5 років тому +6595

    Google: How to gain weight?
    White dude with glasses: eat more calories.
    Other white dude with glasses: eat more calories.
    Micheal off to the side: *drink vegetable oil*

    • @realVGC
      @realVGC 5 років тому +476

      Michael, aka the 3rd white dude with glasses

    • @fatheroftwo852
      @fatheroftwo852 5 років тому +48

      @@realVGC That has blue eyes.

    • @YouTubeChannel-ek8fu
      @YouTubeChannel-ek8fu 5 років тому +146

      The on who has glasses
      Whoops I mean the male
      Whoops I mean the one with blue eyes
      Whoops I mean the smart one
      Whoops I mean the one that was sitting
      Whoops I mean the one that took it not seriously
      *Waiitt..*

    • @mlgeorge.
      @mlgeorge. 5 років тому +6

      Something Original :3 other other white dude with glasses

    • @brancograf7384
      @brancograf7384 5 років тому +4

      Which side

  • @filipadler7019
    @filipadler7019 4 роки тому +4266

    How to last longer in bed?
    *Me, a intellectual*:
    Take some sleeping pills prior to going to sleep and don't use a alarm clock

    • @weirdk_9256
      @weirdk_9256 4 роки тому +129

      Thats my answer too and when i found out what it meant i was like omg im so innocent

    • @anonymousmobster2444
      @anonymousmobster2444 4 роки тому +43

      And smoke weed

    • @psrana8152
      @psrana8152 3 роки тому +19

      @@anonymousmobster2444 Thats better than pills

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 3 роки тому +19

      @@weirdk_9256 thanks. now I feel like a perv.

    • @dinosharttt
      @dinosharttt 3 роки тому +5

      Weed

  • @BlueCerulean_
    @BlueCerulean_ 6 років тому +12236

    Micheal: 0 hair 100 beard
    Kevin: 50 hair 50 beard
    Jake:100 hair 0 beard

    • @superj3ff686
      @superj3ff686 6 років тому +158

      10/10

    • @ewoknroll
      @ewoknroll 6 років тому +304

      and all 3 have blue eyes

    • @nobody6317
      @nobody6317 6 років тому +75

      That wasn’t actually accurate but meh

    • @d.n.3652
      @d.n.3652 6 років тому +24

      Blue it means there's balance in the force

    • @helium-379
      @helium-379 6 років тому +3

      @@liminallilac
      Nice grama

  • @brandonchan5387
    @brandonchan5387 5 років тому +10351

    Based on this video:
    VSauce 1: Physics and science
    VSauce 2: Math and others
    VSauce 3: General Knowledge

    • @ElYapper
      @ElYapper 5 років тому +117

      Yeah

    • @atrasstoumay
      @atrasstoumay 5 років тому +1186

      Vsauce 3: cooking

    • @iamadogguys
      @iamadogguys 5 років тому +217

      Math and OTHERS

    • @ThomasJr
      @ThomasJr 5 років тому +112

      I thought Vsauce was the last name of the first guy?

    • @Cheremil
      @Cheremil 5 років тому +718

      @@ThomasJr His last name is Here.

  • @EddieSMiles1
    @EddieSMiles1 4 роки тому +5547

    "How to last longer in bed"
    Jake, while eating banana: Foreplay..

    • @weather9405
      @weather9405 4 роки тому +33

      @@logan9662 oh noes

    • @oghazrd128
      @oghazrd128 4 роки тому +32

      What are you a 5 year old

    • @robosteve9511
      @robosteve9511 4 роки тому +28

      1:20

    • @weirdk_9256
      @weirdk_9256 4 роки тому +27

      I cant believe they answer that question without laughing

    • @urmumhuge5556
      @urmumhuge5556 4 роки тому +11

      @@robosteve9511 That’s what heroes do!

  • @LucasDenhof
    @LucasDenhof 4 роки тому +1038

    Google: Where are you now
    Michael: "I might never die"

    • @artugert
      @artugert Рік тому +6

      Google wasn’t the one asking the questions.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @ArthurKhazbs
      @ArthurKhazbs 6 місяців тому

      Atlantis

    • @arcage_0132
      @arcage_0132 8 днів тому

      Technically I haven’t died yet so I might actually be immortal

  • @grandayy
    @grandayy 7 років тому +23984

    This is fake, the actual #1 most googled question is Where are your fingers?

    • @purplelizard2348
      @purplelizard2348 7 років тому +204

      grandayy Hi boi

    • @1256778
      @1256778 7 років тому +399

      grandayy "what is the meaning of a meme" should have been the most searched Google question!

    • @memesarelife5001
      @memesarelife5001 7 років тому +51

      grandayy I’ve seen you everywhere

    • @callumwalker9581
      @callumwalker9581 7 років тому +92

      Now look at this grandayy that I just found!

    • @Chaotal
      @Chaotal 7 років тому +52

      Name ten things that aren't fingers

  • @durdleduc8520
    @durdleduc8520 5 років тому +6139

    “How many people are in the world?”
    “A lot”
    *_ding_*

  • @lotuzz7409
    @lotuzz7409 6 років тому +6358

    Michael saying "I might never die" is such a power move

    • @wnll0850
      @wnll0850 5 років тому +27

      Trash- Konto he’s such a M O O D

    • @thatsnice5311
      @thatsnice5311 5 років тому +88

      He did what’s called a pro-gamer move

    • @The_Yosh
      @The_Yosh 5 років тому +4

      I hope he doesn’t

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 5 років тому +5

      @@The_Yosh heyy I main Yoshi in MarioKart! Except he's not fat
      Not trying to fat shame yoshi here tho

    • @squiddy077
      @squiddy077 5 років тому +32

      God: Time to go to heaven, Michael
      Michael: No

  • @crisant.
    @crisant. 4 роки тому +671

    Vsauce in their videos: do we need *o x y g e n* ?
    Vsauce in this video: how to save money? dont spend it!

  • @atenakitabi3769
    @atenakitabi3769 5 років тому +2784

    How to save money
    Don't spend .
    How to start business
    Start it.

    • @Xinnerii
      @Xinnerii 5 років тому +29

      U know the bald guy its how to basic

    • @Saint_Wolf_
      @Saint_Wolf_ 5 років тому +11

      @@Xinnerii bruh

    • @namelazz1999
      @namelazz1999 5 років тому +31

      How to get rid of depression?
      -Be less negative.

    • @kishore369
      @kishore369 5 років тому +7

      Life changing tips

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 5 років тому

      i know rite they're so smart

  • @blueparrish
    @blueparrish 7 років тому +4456

    "how many people are there in the world?"
    jake: a lot
    **ding**

    • @kansascityshuffle4141
      @kansascityshuffle4141 7 років тому +19

      approx 8 Billion with over 1/4th in China and India alone.

    • @A_levs
      @A_levs 7 років тому +29

      What? not even close lol. It's around 7.5 billion worldwide

    • @glomman
      @glomman 7 років тому +3

      Kansas City Shuffle *7,6 Billion currently, I guess

    • @parsalotfi8143
      @parsalotfi8143 7 років тому +10

      7.5 billion... china and india have a little over a billion each, not 1/4th

    • @kansascityshuffle4141
      @kansascityshuffle4141 7 років тому +19

      1.37 billion in China, India 1.32 billion that's 2.5 billion out of approx 8 billion. So yes approx 1/4th the population of earth lives there. I never said Exactly and I was damn close for just throwing out numbers without google. So what are you you guys bitching about? My answer was fucking very close for off the top of my head so you guys are just being dumb. 2.6 billion out of approx 8 billion is over 1/4th just as I said. I was pretty spot on for just a rough guess based on just what I know. You are being ridiculous guys.

  • @-ivan-1378
    @-ivan-1378 5 років тому +4120

    What's the meaning of life?
    Michael: *_42_*

    • @obayrafi2632
      @obayrafi2632 5 років тому +52

      What is that even suppose to mean

    • @amethystt727
      @amethystt727 5 років тому +306

      @@obayrafi2632 it's a reference to the hitchhiker's guide series, it only makes sense if we know the question, which we can't know because we know the answer.

    • @tarangpatil6952
      @tarangpatil6952 5 років тому +111

      *Vsauce music play*

    • @omniscientomnipresent5500
      @omniscientomnipresent5500 5 років тому +18

      I would have say this too

    • @TRGSpidey
      @TRGSpidey 5 років тому +10

      @@obayrafi2632 reference to a famous book

  • @samuelthomas5794
    @samuelthomas5794 4 роки тому +486

    Michael is so normal, it's weird not having him just pop up like
    "HEY, VSAUCE. MICHAEL HERE." *max volume*

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @ArthurKhazbs
      @ArthurKhazbs 6 місяців тому

      Isn't that the normal Michael though?

    • @Kapra_crow
      @Kapra_crow 2 місяці тому

      Right when I was reading this comment, thinking if Michael was normal, I was at 10:00

  • @sebasttps7096
    @sebasttps7096 5 років тому +2140

    "How do you get rid of bedbugs?"
    Me an intellectual: get rid of the bed

    • @Vortex1000
      @Vortex1000 5 років тому +7

      True

    • @JRNimmo
      @JRNimmo 4 роки тому +27

      If only it were that simple... 😫 Bedbugs are proof there is no god, or if there is one they're proof he loves suffering.

    • @LeanLienna
      @LeanLienna 4 роки тому +27

      @@Vortex1000 you gotta get rid of the bed and sleep on the bugs

    • @Vortex1000
      @Vortex1000 4 роки тому +16

      @@LeanLienna true, it's nice and crunchy

    • @LeanLienna
      @LeanLienna 4 роки тому +15

      @@Vortex1000 oh god, r/thanksihateit

  • @Lucid874
    @Lucid874 4 роки тому +1963

    "What is the meaning of life...."
    *video starts buffering*

    • @bidetsupremacy1698
      @bidetsupremacy1698 4 роки тому +13

      Well Michael's dad said to don't rush so.......

    • @fheralein
      @fheralein 4 роки тому +12

      video starts buffering then Vsauce1 popped up saying *Hey Vsauce, Michael Here*

    • @milandanidhariya9292
      @milandanidhariya9292 3 роки тому +5

      Michael: " ...... But first...what is life? "
      * Vsauce music starts playing ..

    • @adamniepowiemtego6011
      @adamniepowiemtego6011 3 роки тому +3

      *I be stupid today I realised that Vsauce 1 and Vsauce 2 are two diffrent people.*

  • @heyguys9115
    @heyguys9115 7 років тому +744

    "How many people are in the world?" "alot" *ding noise*

    • @KorZen10
      @KorZen10 7 років тому +10

      well, it is correct

    • @8block8_creat
      @8block8_creat 7 років тому

      hey guys it is estimated 7.28 billion people according to 2015

    • @mason.c233
      @mason.c233 7 років тому +2

      but... how much is alot?

    • @BintonGaming
      @BintonGaming 7 років тому +2

      mason.c23 Well alot is not a word

  • @dirtydoji
    @dirtydoji 3 роки тому +135

    2:46 I love how Michael says "drink vegetable oil" like a monster.

  • @grandmamargeret7296
    @grandmamargeret7296 5 років тому +7873

    Classmates: Smart people wear glasses
    Teacher: that’s just a stereotype
    Vsauce: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @MistahGamah
      @MistahGamah 5 років тому +229

      While it's true that people who wear glasses are statistically no smarter than people who don't, it's also true that most people psychologically *perceive* glasses-wearers as smarter.
      So maybe wear glasses to your next job interview

    • @ethan2163
      @ethan2163 5 років тому +79

      @@MistahGamah r/iamverysmart

    • @ethan2163
      @ethan2163 5 років тому +5

      @@poodleskapoodle3818 link* also you could just say r/ihavereddit or just ignore the dumbass that just linked a subreddit outside of reddit.

    • @nathaniel817
      @nathaniel817 5 років тому +54

      Me when people r/ihavereddit on people who wooosh outside of Reddit:
      *You have become the very thing you swore to destroy*

    • @ethan2163
      @ethan2163 5 років тому +4

      @@nathaniel817 That's the god damned joke.

  • @costelc4077
    @costelc4077 4 роки тому +2764

    The council of Vsauce will decide your fate

    • @dripcat5940
      @dripcat5940 3 роки тому +47

      I am the council of Vsauce.

    • @forkliftgladiator
      @forkliftgladiator 3 роки тому +86

      @@dripcat5940 or are you?

    • @depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043
      @depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043 3 роки тому +41

      @@forkliftgladiator Because you see, how can we know we are NOT the council of Vsauce? What if, the universe had decided you became the council of Vsauce?

    • @hugomartinez6519
      @hugomartinez6519 3 роки тому +31

      @@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043 *vsauce music intensifies

    • @sanstheelumbu
      @sanstheelumbu 3 роки тому +7

      @@dripcat5940 not yet

  • @poggergamer3919
    @poggergamer3919 5 років тому +1557

    5:33
    What is love?
    Michael: Appreciating another person’s existence

  • @lukebramer3283
    @lukebramer3283 4 роки тому +70

    Jake is actually me.
    "Can i eat that banana?"
    "I think I drew and Artichoke"
    *frantically trying to tie the tie throughout the video*
    "I don't know what day it is"

  • @dominicperrett9538
    @dominicperrett9538 5 років тому +1760

    How many days in a year
    Everyone: 365
    Vsauce: WELL it depends....

    • @chaken6187
      @chaken6187 5 років тому +78

      Ye, cause every years divisable to 4 which expanded to 366.

    • @dominicperrett9538
      @dominicperrett9538 5 років тому +18

      Idrisei Chakren yeah it was a joke

    • @chaken6187
      @chaken6187 5 років тому +11

      Ye, and i got it after i had replied your comment.

    • @abdullahsiddiqui7168
      @abdullahsiddiqui7168 4 роки тому +25

      Wrong 365 1/4 days

    • @bitcubik
      @bitcubik 4 роки тому +23

      well it changes a tiny bit every year, but at the moment it is:
      365 Days, 6 Hours, 9 Minutes and 9.54 Seconds

  • @entrapy6378
    @entrapy6378 5 років тому +18619

    99% of these questions wouldn't need to be asked if America used the metric system.

    • @obayrafi2632
      @obayrafi2632 5 років тому +492

      Lmao right

    • @violentjingo7899
      @violentjingo7899 5 років тому +315

      Too stupid for that lmao

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 5 років тому +715

      Technically, 99% of these questions wouldn't be needed if the rest of the world used the imperial system.

    • @jordanlaquey5325
      @jordanlaquey5325 5 років тому +386

      Yes blame "how to get pregnant" on Americans

    • @neth7826
      @neth7826 5 років тому +1022

      how many ounces of eagles in each football field per burger

  • @Alextqtp
    @Alextqtp 5 років тому +1467

    Nobody:
    The smart kids in the back table of class:

  • @nursmalik6024
    @nursmalik6024 4 роки тому +485

    Vsauce1: science, math and answers to weird things
    Vsauce2: cool tricks, fun facts and math
    Vsauce3: everyday life, quick lifehacks and cooking

    • @mirmallated5816
      @mirmallated5816 2 роки тому +2

      Are they related or something?

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 2 роки тому +25

      @@mirmallated5816 no, they are colleagues.

    • @francissanto12
      @francissanto12 10 місяців тому

      @@mirmallated5816they’re just friends

    • @LivingChad
      @LivingChad 6 місяців тому +5

      ...or are they?

    • @genericu2
      @genericu2 6 місяців тому +10

      @@mirmallated5816 Yes, they were manufactured in the same lab in Galveston

  • @sydney6946
    @sydney6946 5 років тому +1250

    2:21 they moved there heads at the same time

    • @Jon-lr1hr
      @Jon-lr1hr 5 років тому +52

      Ok but Ik you’ve looked up how many calories a banana is

    • @afiabegum5023
      @afiabegum5023 4 роки тому +87

      Or did they ?

    • @pazifix2282
      @pazifix2282 4 роки тому +48

      They are actually one "Vsauce"

    • @rcb.6
      @rcb.6 4 роки тому +10

      what does it take to be so aware of everything that you actually notice that

    • @YTPEXPERT
      @YTPEXPERT 4 роки тому +5

      *their

  • @viktorr2253
    @viktorr2253 7 років тому +3405

    How to make money fast
    "Oh,click here"
    It's soo true 😂

  • @danielgies1016
    @danielgies1016 6 років тому +4877

    "How many millimeters in a meter?" asked no one ever because the metric system is so simple and logical

  • @ThierryTiramisu
    @ThierryTiramisu 4 роки тому +88

    1:13 "your dog looks like a cave painting" HAHAHAHA. Underrated comment.

  • @relsylg
    @relsylg 7 років тому +1552

    I only use 2 ingredients to make pizza:
    1. phone
    2. Money

    • @stitchyduck
      @stitchyduck 7 років тому +93

      i lose the money and just use a knife

    • @Eycil
      @Eycil 7 років тому +3

      Luka Puka
      OH SHIT-

    • @algerialive1494
      @algerialive1494 7 років тому +8

      You dont make Pizza, you order that Pizza but the question is Did you really order it?

    • @RonanAquilius
      @RonanAquilius 7 років тому +13

      phone? this aint the 90s anymore

    • @winterwind7367
      @winterwind7367 7 років тому

      nah. I use a car and a phone.

  • @pinesicle
    @pinesicle 7 років тому +1007

    *"I don't even actually know what day it is."*
    _How to make money fast_ *"Click Here."*
    _How to have sex_ *"That's me googling this"*
    Can we take a moment to appreciate Jake Roper

  • @okaylow9124
    @okaylow9124 5 років тому +3233

    They didn’t say, “Hey, Vsauce.” :(

  • @moritzreinwand331
    @moritzreinwand331 4 роки тому +85

    Question: How to download UA-cam Videos?
    Micheal: You literally, moraly ...
    ~Ad for UA-cam Premium~
    ... can't!

  • @brennenray6333
    @brennenray6333 7 років тому +2788

    Vsauce 1: glasses
    Vsauce 2: glasses
    Vsauce 3: glasses

    • @linsenfishy7197
      @linsenfishy7197 7 років тому +145

      UA-cam Outpost
      Smart people wear glasses

    • @TheTrueAersuy
      @TheTrueAersuy 7 років тому +54

      i wear glasses and i have 9.87 at math so thats
      true

    • @nonahedron0333
      @nonahedron0333 7 років тому +75

      Doge shut the fuck up nerd

    • @unnecessarydelivery5549
      @unnecessarydelivery5549 7 років тому +45

      Well that's rude

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 років тому +30

      yeah, saying you're good at math is kinda rude, I know, I can relate

  • @N3G4T3
    @N3G4T3 7 років тому +2975

    Question: "How to make money online?"
    Michael: "Create a UA-cam Channel."
    Modern Day UA-cam: "That's where you're wrong kiddo."

    • @polychromatose8527
      @polychromatose8527 7 років тому +52

      "Also - want to join my free gift card giveaway?"

    • @thekoolkid1000x
      @thekoolkid1000x 7 років тому +10

      The Unknown I love my ad block.

    • @cammarie3
      @cammarie3 7 років тому +34

      They want "family friendly" content, but I've seen more beer ads than anything else. Hypocrites...

    • @StephenBell2
      @StephenBell2 7 років тому +3

      Caitlin in fairness, america is one of the few places where drinking beer is taboo for kids to see.....

    • @Cristobal_Hernandez
      @Cristobal_Hernandez 7 років тому +4

      Stephen Bell I guess you meant it isn't taboo for kids to see, beer is everywhere in America

  • @Pengicitis
    @Pengicitis 7 років тому +1985

    “I might never die” -vsauce

  • @yatokami2449
    @yatokami2449 3 роки тому +127

    This video really shows how human they are. They aren't walking encyclopedias guys. They just do their research. Something that the internet is poor at apparently.

  • @arnav3133
    @arnav3133 6 років тому +1711

    3:17 "Dear , Whaddup" XD

  • @hungryfilms3707
    @hungryfilms3707 6 років тому +1044

    How to last longer in bed. Jake stares into the distance with a banana in front of his mouth and he answers "foreplay"

  • @seancuber22xx
    @seancuber22xx 6 років тому +854

    2:05 "how to delete a Facebook account"
    Mark Zuckerburg: *"please don't"*

    • @seancuber22xx
      @seancuber22xx 6 років тому +6

      V3ctor.lulz. Anon you know it

    • @Themuffinrocket
      @Themuffinrocket 6 років тому +5

      PiruLuv AllThaWay
      Well he's been sucking people dry for *Personal Information* for years!

    • @seancuber22xx
      @seancuber22xx 6 років тому +1

      PiruLuv AllThaWay yup

    • @aquired_7655
      @aquired_7655 6 років тому

      Themuffinrocket you clearly dont understand internet...

    • @Themuffinrocket
      @Themuffinrocket 6 років тому +2

      Sushi You clearly don't understand joke...

  • @immaculatedripboy6742
    @immaculatedripboy6742 4 роки тому +365

    Imagine getting drunk with them at 4 am.

    • @mitchellstarc6573
      @mitchellstarc6573 3 роки тому +34

      That will be a next level conversation.

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 3 роки тому +48

      I'm wasted...
      Or are you?...

    • @白キロ
      @白キロ 2 роки тому +1

      @@Utonian21 what the fck

    • @BeyondRepair1945
      @BeyondRepair1945 2 роки тому +3

      Hey … hey guys wanna know the uh … the secret of dark matter ? Ahaha gotchu I’m not telling you that

  • @davidhildebrandt2884
    @davidhildebrandt2884 5 років тому +688

    6:10 jake literally explaining how to make pizza in 20 seconds

  • @thenerdfest4688
    @thenerdfest4688 4 роки тому +432

    2:54 The sound of a group of philosophers humming in delight when they finally find a question to mull over for the next 5 weeks.

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂

  • @sno0zer
    @sno0zer 5 років тому +669

    3:18 "Dear insert name here... what up?"
    Im dying

    • @pxolqopt3597
      @pxolqopt3597 4 роки тому +22

      Go through the trouble of writing a whole letter just to say "what up" only to have them respond "the sky"
      ;(

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 4 роки тому +8

      @Younes Outlaptic • 11 years ago hey what up michael here

    • @Abznth
      @Abznth 4 роки тому

      @@pxolqopt3597 lol

  • @callmeobsequious
    @callmeobsequious 4 роки тому +36

    "How to make money fast"
    "Oh! Uh, click here!"
    Too real man

  • @Barberingbyethan
    @Barberingbyethan 7 років тому +6216

    It's weird seeing Michael not know everything

    • @ainulyaqin5243
      @ainulyaqin5243 7 років тому +87

      ikr

    • @markingram1742
      @markingram1742 7 років тому +397

      He's interviewed on one of Joe Rogan's podcasts and he struggles to explain some things without scripts and editing. It's a bit awkward haha.

    • @Recebicaraho
      @Recebicaraho 7 років тому +522

      or does he ?

    • @PkmnRayhak
      @PkmnRayhak 7 років тому +361

      /music plays

    • @petraf2069
      @petraf2069 7 років тому +122

      Skulduggery Pleasant
      michael is sophisticated and intelligent. he's obviously an ass man

  • @ResponsibleBread
    @ResponsibleBread 6 років тому +4330

    I refuse to believe that "how to get a girlfriend" isnt in there

  • @jonathanramsey8508
    @jonathanramsey8508 4 роки тому +986

    “Why is the sky blue”
    *Everyone looks at Michael*

  • @SpadChad
    @SpadChad Рік тому +41

    I THOUGHT THAT VSAUCE WAS 1 PERSON AND THE REASON HE LOOKED DIFFERENT WAS BECAUSE OF THE TIME PERIOD 😭

    • @rrrrmrmr
      @rrrrmrmr 2 місяці тому +5

      It is, he just recorded this video 3 times at different points in his life

  • @ACE234dm
    @ACE234dm 4 роки тому +6050

    Why do all the Vsauces look like alternate versions of themselves

    • @lenira7750
      @lenira7750 3 роки тому +27

      @MONOPLAY oh

    • @wadabid6165
      @wadabid6165 3 роки тому +165

      Glasses are key

    • @O_Gomestein
      @O_Gomestein 3 роки тому +86

      @MONOPLAY or... Are they?

    • @butterflyexists
      @butterflyexists 3 роки тому +70

      i think it's the similarly shaped and coloured glasses, also the fact that they have similar colours (as in hair and skin tone)

    • @nathangi7917
      @nathangi7917 3 роки тому +3

      @MONOPLAY 😦you just blew my mind...

  • @sadie2490
    @sadie2490 7 років тому +590

    Google:how to draw a dog
    Jake:can I eat this banana?
    Google:how long until Christmas
    Jake:I don't know what day it is.

    • @kyoranger
      @kyoranger 7 років тому +3

      Sood Sood It's Christmas, merry christmas! :)

  • @paperboy9310
    @paperboy9310 7 років тому +3821

    How to make money fast.
    "Oh,click here" 😂😂

    • @extrahourinthepit
      @extrahourinthepit 7 років тому +145

      I would've honestly said "Put it in your wallet and throw it hard, bang, look how fast it is"

    • @kaitlynzuniga
      @kaitlynzuniga 7 років тому +25

      PaperBoy i fuckin died after he said that lmao

    • @andrewgrecu4179
      @andrewgrecu4179 7 років тому

      PaperBoy riff game p

    • @lordpinochetuttp3819
      @lordpinochetuttp3819 7 років тому +5

      Put a wallet on a plane

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 7 років тому +53

      Use this one weird tip they don't want you to know about

  • @zoomtozero5184
    @zoomtozero5184 4 роки тому +15

    Question: how to get an existential crisis?
    Vsauce 1: nails it instantly

  • @spacekace7869
    @spacekace7869 6 років тому +2287

    makes sense Jake is the only one who knows about foreplay

    • @illumilenny8543
      @illumilenny8543 6 років тому +75

      Space Kace roasted

    • @sugar-rice
      @sugar-rice 6 років тому +176

      as he eats a banana

    • @ysnsmth
      @ysnsmth 6 років тому +68

      michael has a wife...

    • @kavinsp
      @kavinsp 6 років тому +9

      @@sugar-rice he gey

    • @ivanyang7032
      @ivanyang7032 6 років тому +25

      michael doesnt need it

  • @mythic7270
    @mythic7270 7 років тому +1069

    How many days in a year
    Michael: but what exactly is a *YEAR*

    • @Daboss-fk3cu
      @Daboss-fk3cu 6 років тому +149

      Myth1C *vsauce music plays*

    • @Srcsqwrn
      @Srcsqwrn 6 років тому +56

      *intense visuals fly by*

    • @derekmartin5340
      @derekmartin5340 6 років тому +29

      hi guys Vsauce here....

    • @_SpAArrow_
      @_SpAArrow_ 6 років тому +54

      Michael: 365
      .....
      Or is it?

    • @Light-qd2mf
      @Light-qd2mf 6 років тому +6

      If you watched Vsauce: How the Earth moves, you will realize what he means by that
      I think he means that because the exact time of earth's 1 spin changes day to day and over time the excess time builds up until a year no longer 365

  • @bjornironside1147
    @bjornironside1147 7 років тому +1741

    *ANSWERS 'FOREPLAY'*
    *IS EATING BANANA*

  • @morganzachlfich4309
    @morganzachlfich4309 4 роки тому +21

    "How to save money"
    "dont spend it"
    i swear people have big brain

  • @gali2226
    @gali2226 7 років тому +663

    "How to have sex"
    Jake: that's me googling

    • @aprilias.8275
      @aprilias.8275 7 років тому +1

      oh wow 268 likes already

    • @logantaylor5218
      @logantaylor5218 7 років тому +1

      April Is In love 291

    • @aprilias.8275
      @aprilias.8275 7 років тому +1

      294

    • @kuklama0706
      @kuklama0706 7 років тому +1

      I guess the answer should be more like "visit a psychologist, go out more often, find a person you like to spend a time with".

    • @leaf16nut
      @leaf16nut 7 років тому

      yeah, we can watch the video too, thanks. har har

  • @isetta4083
    @isetta4083 6 років тому +852

    if you ever feel stupid I want you to know someone in one of my classes thought World War II was in 1997, and thought Vietnam was a City in Germany.

    • @hungryfilms3707
      @hungryfilms3707 6 років тому +104

      Nightlife 9 the date was June 6 1997 I was station in the country of Europe I was at base playing flappy bird on my iPhone when we received orders to attack the city of Vietnam, but the Germans had it locked down tight. So the president back in Australia proposed that a bomber plane drop a ballistic missile on the city...
      And that is the story of the greatest conflict in history!

    • @isetta4083
      @isetta4083 6 років тому +1

      Ivan Miljkovic London is a city and your friend was correct

    • @casper14301
      @casper14301 6 років тому +21

      @Ivan Miljkovic see? People make mistakes. You too.

    • @user-cv2ln4mf4k
      @user-cv2ln4mf4k 6 років тому +3

      I mean, one girl in my history class didn't even know when WW2 took place. That's even more depressing

    • @casper14301
      @casper14301 6 років тому +9

      @@user-cv2ln4mf4k ikr. Who doesn't know it ended in 1975?

  • @lowqualityshitposts8860
    @lowqualityshitposts8860 7 років тому +152

    0:04 And together we are 3Sauce

  • @anarchicpancake2840
    @anarchicpancake2840 3 роки тому +6

    3 Vsauces combined together are enough to take down google

  • @thomasshimosaka6841
    @thomasshimosaka6841 7 років тому +691

    But the real question is how does Jake know that photoshop wont let you print money?

    • @ehdbom
      @ehdbom 7 років тому +4

      Thomas Shimosaka Hahahahhaha

    • @MazeFrame
      @MazeFrame 7 років тому +8

      You want to help a friend out who is giving a presentation about world economy. Baam! Nope!

    • @odargdoowrehs6898
      @odargdoowrehs6898 7 років тому +21

      Probably saw the video Wendover productions made on that

    • @izd4
      @izd4 7 років тому +1

      Thomas Shimosaka III

    • @MarkLee1
      @MarkLee1 7 років тому

      Depends on what kind of money. Never had problems printing various currencies.

  • @holycrap4742
    @holycrap4742 7 років тому +152

    8:28 where are you now- Justin Bieber
    Michael - I could die today, I may not die
    Where we are now is Undefined

  • @doroteacc6598
    @doroteacc6598 7 років тому +1475

    How to gain weight?
    *Just drink vegetable oil*
    IM DED

    • @heartofthedarklight
      @heartofthedarklight 7 років тому +7

      Well that's one way a better way to gain fat is through eating a lot of sugar and salt. Plus over eating the amount of calories.
      To gain lean mass would be eat healthy and then ensure you work out properly quality over quantity. Then afterwards eat more protein and complex carbs. 40% Protein, 40% carbs, and 20% fiber per serving.

    • @jellybeanjustin82
      @jellybeanjustin82 7 років тому

      Wiadzuyy oh damn. I commented that and then read your comment.. Sorry.. :(

    • @leonhardfrommhold8463
      @leonhardfrommhold8463 7 років тому +7

      heartofthedarklight no drinking vegetable oil is perfect. When you really wanna gain fat you're limited by the volume of your stomach. Sugar has a really low calorie density compared to fat so fats are way better. And also: it's not that hard to drink 1l of oil but to get the same amount of calories you'd have to eat 3kgs of sugar, which is almost impossible

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 7 років тому +10

      HI DED, I'M DAD

  • @dfm-fn1qg
    @dfm-fn1qg 4 роки тому +12

    I love that kevin is wearing a gojira shirt

  • @vidjai8648
    @vidjai8648 5 років тому +543

    4:22
    Michael's answer to labor day makes me cry EVERY time oh my god

    • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
      @saulgoodmanKAZAKH 4 роки тому +26

      He remembers that. Always

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 роки тому +8

      He's so funny

    • @artugert
      @artugert Рік тому +3

      Every time? How many times have you watched this? I thought this was a watch once kind of video.

    • @Aerialyn
      @Aerialyn 6 місяців тому

      I've watched it at least 9 times​@@artugert

    • @artugert
      @artugert 6 місяців тому

      @@Aerialyn That’s wild

  • @kleinerhalflife
    @kleinerhalflife 5 років тому +1580

    how to get pregnant
    "When people really love each other a lot"
    *Buzzer*
    Good save

    • @placeholder29
      @placeholder29 5 років тому +48

      @knightbls2115 how to get pomegranate

    • @HispanicMan
      @HispanicMan 5 років тому +25

      @Islam AlhajAbed how to get pergert

    • @offwiththemheads
      @offwiththemheads 5 років тому +22

      @@HispanicMan can u get pregante

    • @forloop7713
      @forloop7713 5 років тому +20

      How to get permagenat

    • @Lurod_
      @Lurod_ 5 років тому +13

      How to get pregne'nt

  • @fleuralvulture6747
    @fleuralvulture6747 5 років тому +765

    This is just like the 3 smart students in class grouped for a presentation

  • @Unintelligentideologue
    @Unintelligentideologue 4 роки тому +10

    Vsauce into the vsauceverse

  • @adon7843
    @adon7843 6 років тому +2049

    How many people in the world?
    *aLoT*
    *CoRrECt*

    • @8bitgdhaxz
      @8bitgdhaxz 5 років тому +6

      Last time I checked it was 7,614,006,???

    • @8bitgdhaxz
      @8bitgdhaxz 5 років тому +10

      How many did we get right?
      A bUnCH

    • @josiahtaylor2471
      @josiahtaylor2471 5 років тому +2

      um excuse me a lot is two words for this context because alot has another meaning which is to allocate or give

    • @8bitgdhaxz
      @8bitgdhaxz 5 років тому +4

      @Jeremy Ze tree OkAy eInStEIn

    • @Aiden-vg4xs
      @Aiden-vg4xs 5 років тому +1

      7.6 billion

  • @MonsterLombard
    @MonsterLombard 7 років тому +740

    people are searching 'Can you run it' and 'Can I run it' because it's a website that scans your hardware on your pc to see if it can run certain games before your spend all that money on them.

    • @HS-mn6jc
      @HS-mn6jc 7 років тому +23

      MonsterLombard that's actually really helpful to know

    • @freerice9595
      @freerice9595 7 років тому

      MonsterLombard I thought it was a reference to the Chris Brown song run it.

    • @trytobedied
      @trytobedied 7 років тому +5

      Yup. Most PC gamers have already known of it for a long time.

    • @onscreenmoper
      @onscreenmoper 7 років тому +6

      www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri
      Yep, I use it all the time.

    • @Maxmanzana
      @Maxmanzana 7 років тому

      Well, i prefer to download it free check if everything is ok and if i like the game if dont well nothing is wasted

  • @Hanayuni
    @Hanayuni 6 років тому +730

    Jake eating that banana and Michael answering the labor day question killed me.

    • @kevindanielpg
      @kevindanielpg 6 років тому

      Labor day top the banana Jajajaja

    • @maxonator3913
      @maxonator3913 6 років тому +1

      And Michael saying "My name is Michael" killed me for some reason :P

    • @sirk603
      @sirk603 6 років тому +2

      OMG there are 666 likes

    • @mrmunch5615
      @mrmunch5615 6 років тому

      666 LIKES

  • @ucg-gaming
    @ucg-gaming 2 роки тому +9

    1:49 "How tall is Kevin hart?"
    me: not tall enough

  • @phoenixx8963
    @phoenixx8963 7 років тому +1930

    Vsauce ,Vsauce2, Vsauce3
    The three musketeers

    • @arandumendez9557
      @arandumendez9557 7 років тому

      four

    • @Durnnn
      @Durnnn 7 років тому +18

      The Chaotic Phoenixx they costs 9 elixir if you know what I mean

    • @kingokanto4588
      @kingokanto4588 7 років тому +1

      The Chaotic Phoenixx Theres 4 tho

    • @floughio
      @floughio 7 років тому

      Aldrinnn lol

    • @microbuilder
      @microbuilder 7 років тому +23

      Vausketeers

  • @BosticReiva
    @BosticReiva 7 років тому +688

    How to save money?"
    *Don't Spend It*
    Classic

  • @vsauce6664
    @vsauce6664 5 років тому +3515

    Cool, these dudes should start a UA-cam channel!

    • @Wow-tx8ns
      @Wow-tx8ns 5 років тому +84

      Vsauce666 I agree

    • @julek2105
      @julek2105 5 років тому +73

      @Axolotl GAMES r/woooosh

    • @HispanicMan
      @HispanicMan 5 років тому +52

      @@eagle11588 r/woooosh

    • @eagle11588
      @eagle11588 5 років тому +14

      love u

    • @mehostein517
      @mehostein517 5 років тому +34

      @@eagle11588 r/woosh ... thats the joke going over your head!!!

  • @nathanmcgrory
    @nathanmcgrory 4 роки тому +10

    2:31 actually its windows key + print screen and it saves to the screenshot folder in pictures

  • @somerandomkid2909
    @somerandomkid2909 5 років тому +751

    Me laughing at my own joke that no one finds funny:
    9:59

  • @razerage1
    @razerage1 7 років тому +7420

    how to get pregnant
    micheal "ah"

  • @tsuol7296
    @tsuol7296 5 років тому +149

    "how to download a video on UA-cam?"
    "YOU SHALL NOT"
    *well, I used to be doing illegal things huh*

  • @trashpanda2481
    @trashpanda2481 4 роки тому +4

    How to last longer in bed?
    Try depression. You will last spend entire days in bed.

  • @maelakyte
    @maelakyte 6 років тому +725

    #1 who is HowToBasic

  • @electromika
    @electromika 7 років тому +5259

    Hey, Wired. Vsauce here.
    But what is here?

    • @bootlegracer7729
      @bootlegracer7729 7 років тому +301

      *Ominous music plays*

    • @ApplicationBot
      @ApplicationBot 7 років тому +38

      Sulthan14 where are your fingers?

    • @MattGreenhill
      @MattGreenhill 7 років тому +17

      Sulthan14 _W H Y A R E W E A L I V E_

    • @jordan_ojl
      @jordan_ojl 7 років тому +8

      every Vsauce video ever

    • @charb719
      @charb719 7 років тому +9

      Sulthan14 VSauce music starts

  • @abstract7007
    @abstract7007 6 років тому +1406

    How to get pregananant

  • @yesno7889
    @yesno7889 Рік тому +2

    I like how they all just sit in silence at 4:52, only being interrupted by “yeah, cool”

  • @JJaunzou
    @JJaunzou 6 років тому +269

    I only just realized they all have glasses and I have watched them for years

  • @ANDZUkk1
    @ANDZUkk1 5 років тому +176

    “Your dog looks like a cave painting,”
    IM DEAD💀💀💀

  • @josephspencer139
    @josephspencer139 7 років тому +586

    "How to have sex"
    "I googled that"

  • @justlavendars
    @justlavendars 5 місяців тому +1

    its such a vsauce thing to answer bout in general stuff rather than about themselves

  • @antitoast7512
    @antitoast7512 5 років тому +333

    7:59 legend says that when Michael raises his eyebrow it makes him smarter

  • @nightguard3
    @nightguard3 6 років тому +372

    Number 83 to take a screenshot on a car you press accelerater and brake at the same time

    • @the1strazer948
      @the1strazer948 5 років тому

      Wtf 😂

    • @ViratKohli-jj3wj
      @ViratKohli-jj3wj 5 років тому

      What the heck😂

    • @mehostein517
      @mehostein517 5 років тому +3

      Would probably be ur last one 😂😂

    • @me00hi45
      @me00hi45 5 років тому +2

      Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die

    • @c.yr0623
      @c.yr0623 5 років тому

      Don't Subscribe! Actually you push down on the gas and then hold it down for one minute.

  • @Jeffry_Ab
    @Jeffry_Ab 7 років тому +1489

    Im not a native English speaker and I've been reading "smh" as "somehow" for a sad very long time
    Edit: for the amount of likes now i get why this is a top 100 question

    • @lalalalalalalala780
      @lalalalalalalala780 7 років тому +90

      I thought it meant "so much hate" for too long

    • @gigglesvids3561
      @gigglesvids3561 7 років тому +33

      You're not the only one!! I'm a native English speaker, and I thought for sure it was somehow! :) De woops.

    • @HdGrazia
      @HdGrazia 7 років тому +27

      Same here, I thought smh was "so much hate"!
      It's funny, too, coz, more often than not, it made a lot of sense!

    • @inukshukentertainment6643
      @inukshukentertainment6643 7 років тому +15

      i thought it was a noise like mhm or mmm.

    • @Misterboulanger
      @Misterboulanger 7 років тому +9

      thought it was smash my head

  • @NamHoang-oy7lj
    @NamHoang-oy7lj 2 роки тому +3

    VSauce 1: Time travel backwards is impossible
    Also VSauce 2 and VSauce 3:

  • @methetyo
    @methetyo 7 років тому +693

    "How to write a cover letter?" 'Dear *InsertNameHere*'
    Yes? What do you need?

  • @BeThibaut
    @BeThibaut 7 років тому +1655

    It's funny how they struggle to convert imperial units
    **laughs in european**

    • @MegaBallPowerBall
      @MegaBallPowerBall 7 років тому +66

      Thibaut Bernard You do understand Michael lives in England, right? Most people can't convert units in either direction.

    • @nukami
      @nukami 7 років тому +23

      lol It is difficult yeah.
      Ik metric only.

    • @steadyrhythms9571
      @steadyrhythms9571 7 років тому +6

      We had to do it in my 10th grade advanced chemistry class here in America (I'm currently in it). It's simple dimensional analysis.

    • @adamoneill9402
      @adamoneill9402 7 років тому +67

      Yeah, its simple when its fresh in your head, try doing it 5 years out of school dipshit.

    • @hafizx1018
      @hafizx1018 7 років тому +32

      The imperial system doesn't even make sense. The system itself even came from the metric system so like wtf

  • @molepurr7065
    @molepurr7065 5 років тому +513

    "How to get pregnant?"
    Kevin: *gives the talk*

  • @Indrakrn
    @Indrakrn 2 роки тому +1

    "Can i run it" and "can you run it" is a gamer searching for website that could show your computer qualification for a game