I’m so confused by the part about irony that I have no idea whether your comment is actually ironic so I’m just gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say: “Nice one”
At 5:30 Michael shows a list of words which says that "v" is silent in "fivepence". But, in his latest short "Which Letter Is Never Silent", he says that "v" is never silent
but the epic of gilgamesh was written by the sumerians. maize or corn wasn't introduced to the old world until the discovery of the americas. how could they have a word for corn when they didn't even know it
rezox Damn, you're right. Now I'm curious too. Maybe it was a plant similar to corn and they simplified it when translating? Someone should answer this, please.
John Carvalho Here's your answer: It's fake and you found the holes in it. Michael put a deliberate fake fact in the video as a nod to the practise of putting fake facts or words in something as a way to trap copiers he mentioned in the video.
@@scarasluts R and Ř are pronounced very differently,so i never looked at the word like that. For the same reason I didn't get what do english speakers find so funny about the town of "Horní Police" ("the upper shelf" in english). :D
Vsauce is definitely the best channel on UA-cam. Subscriber counts aside, Michael brings real educational videos that are entertaining and exciting to watch. He revitalizes the good in education. Keep it up Michael, you are the man!
I feel as if I've gotten smarter over the course of time watching him, I know that sounds ridiculous but I can now answer questions my friends or family has on a daily basis. Now that has to stand for some kind of improvement of knowledge right?
you wouldnt hear pterodactyls ever anyway, not just because they’re dead, but because if you travel back in time to find one, you’ll realize that it doesn’t exist because its invalid.
ReSubrose I started to get all these random comments on my video that is really old. I was like, "what's going on?" I noticed Vsauce also released a new video, so I was beginning to get extremely anxious all of a sudden. I clicked on it watched it to where I saw myself and I pretty much almost had a heart attack. But it's an extreme honor and privilege to actually have this happen!
0:34 What actualy counts as a word? What is wordship exactly? How can you know if "the" is a word? Is "psst" a word? Is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilivolcanoconiosis" a word?
Exactly! Is anything you just said even a word? Is anything Micheal said a word? No! He just made noises, but we've worked together to define those noises, and thus we can communicate "Word" is a noise we started making to describe a noise with a meaning But then, is "AHHHGH!!!" a word? It's a noise we use to communicate pain, or frustration If your dad asked you to get his brown slippers from outside the bathroom in the basement, you put together thise noises and their meanings in less than a second to understand you must "go downstairs", "head to the bathroom", "identify which slipper is" "brown" and bring it to your "dad" You can just keep going like this, i love thinking about strange, philosophical things like this
From a linguistic perspective there is no one definition for what a word is or a letter or anything for that matter, it’s all collectively agreed and disagreed on. For one definition of a word there will always be strings of letters considered words that aren’t included
That would make sense, but languages don't work that way. English decided to take a lot of suffixes from the vikings, but words used too often never got the change. This is why we have 'rabbitS', 'cowS', and 'oxEN', and why first, second, and third are all different, but everything after that ends with 'th'. English started out as one of those weird tribal languages with way too many rules, and has been fighting against the streamlining process ever since.
Though quite a few weird things in English have to do with Vikings, "third" probably isn't one of them. It comes from Old English _thridda_ (or _þridda_), which is roughly equivalent to "threeth", but along the way the _i_ and the _r_ got switched around (something linguists call "metathesis") making into "third". Interestingly (if you're the type to find historical linguistics interesting), the same thing happened with "bird", which was _bridd_ in Old English. (The same thing happened with "burn" and "burst" among other words.) Also interestingly (again, ymmv), these words are just part of a whole pattern of such metatheses which generally began in the Northumbrian dialect of Old English and worked their way south until they became part of the standard language. (So, it is possible that the metathesis was somehow related to Viking influences, taking us full circle...)
Same, I've been binging and rewatching his videos since November of last year. My favorites so far were, What will we miss? Which way is down? and many more
6:28 That particular instance could easily backfire even if copyright traps _were_ enforceable, for the simple fact that esquivalience is an actually-useful word describing a scenario that a lot of people relate to. Not some niche jargon that nobody outside of a very specific field would ever even think about using.
@@yinnakatomi Statistically, there have to be a few of those who zero in on spelling errors, however small and to the average observer generally unnoticeable (and really immaterial). I'm like that. I'll notice the slightest mistake. It does help a lot in an editorial job. Shame I don't have one.
imo their move to invent the word and then claim it's "fake" and "not a real word" is quite esquivalient. They brought it to life, now it's on them. They've got to take care of it. There's no such thing as uninventing a word once it's out.
ticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such can never directly produce the four thousand Newtons force per square centimeter required to break bones.
I've watch this video once before and I'm sure I've watched it before that but for some reason it still feels new and entertaining watching Vsauce videos every few months, the videos are just that entertaining.
what makes orange a special word is that it was my first word. To this day my parents arent sure if I was talking about the fruit, or the color. This makes me happy.
etherraichu Not Really Ironic, But: VSauce thought he answered the question on the Baha Men's song. But he did not. The song, "Who Let the Dogs Out," references ugly women at a nightclub-not actual canines.
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Man I miss this VSauce. I would just come back from school and binge all his videos on loop. I go through a period of re-binging all of these videos every now and then. I wish he uploaded more often 😞
In german we have "Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach". It loses some fun in translation but its still funny: "when flies fly behind flies, then flies fly after flies" I love this video :)
Oh, of course! Because in German all nouns have capitals, and the word for the noun fly is the same as the verb flies! It does kinda lose it's flare in English though...
@@LulfsBloodbag yeah, but even if you dont capitalize, everyone gets the meaning. There is also the "Wenn Vögel mit Vögel vögeln, vögeln Vögel mit Vögeln." Which is really not translatable other than "when birds fuck with birds, then birds fuck with bird" which loses almost everything in translation, but in german (even more for teenagers) its hella hilarious ;)
He made a video on the concept of nothing that has no title, no tags and a white thumbnail and it still got millions of views. That’s the power of vsauce
6:12 just want to point out that Harry Potter used this spell on Dumbledor when trying to revive him during their trip to the cave. Harry was panicking and this was the first thing he says as he pointed his wand at a dying Dumbledor.
@@inigo137 yeah he had a notebook with things that rhyme with orange and he said that he knew stuff that rhymed with it and was pissed that people said that orange didnt rhyme with anything
Actually, while it's never been official, Columbo's badge did have a given name at some point - Frank. I don't remember when precisely as it's been a hot minute since I last watched it (incredible show, by the way), but I believe a screengrab can be found on Wikipedia.
@@gibboustime Highly dependent on the accent. In most variants of British English (and some North American variants as well, I'm sure), it only works with T.
UA-cam: use key words to reach a broader audience
Vsauce: _Dord._
Still more than 6.7 million views.
6.8 mil
@@elimiNator345 no
@@elimiNator345 nein
Hey, it works.
Ah, D or D, my favourite tabletop role playing game, Dungeons or Dragons.
lol, nice
lol, nice
lol, nice
lol, nice
You Are Is L I had a good chuckle out of it...
This man has every rhyme in the English language at his disposal and he chooses tickle and pickle for his example
dont question god
@@trickyegg7043 it isn't
@@trickyegg7043 not at all lmaoo
@@haza6893 what did TrickyEgg say?
@@diamondsinsight I completely forgot and now it’s bugging me 😂 i think it was just something ignorant and annoying
vsause:ill make a video on the word dord
10 minutes later:i know who let the dogs out
Lmao
10 minutes? thats irony my friend
He made a video on words and you spell his name wrong?
@@gooseguy9148 ikr...
666th like
RIP Dord
1934 - 1947
A dense word from a dense scientist
It's not the scientist's fault :(
The dense ones are the dictionary editors
@@vez3834 this reply actually made me feel bad
RIP Dord. _Dord._ -Dord.- D -or- _d._
Can I get a map
All the talk about irony reminded me of the time I won my elementary school's award for perfect attendance
I wasn't there that day
bruh
I’m so confused by the part about irony that I have no idea whether your comment is actually ironic so I’m just gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say: “Nice one”
@@steelmd bbbbbbb
Figures.
That's kinda but not really situational irony, but that's still hilarious.
Vsauce in 2014: Weird English things
Vsauce in 2020: *eats donut from toilet*
What the fuck happened lol.
correction: *eats soggy wet toilet water donut from toilet*
@@Shinransa we did not need that correction........god its so much worse
Ah. Yes. Of course. Makes sense to me.
@@Shinransa i feel like maybe it was a cup placed in the toilet
At 5:30 Michael shows a list of words which says that "v" is silent in "fivepence". But, in his latest short "Which Letter Is Never Silent", he says that "v" is never silent
YO THANK YOU I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT
oh the irne
and isn't it ironic
At 5:24 pterodactyl is spelt wrong 😂
@@johnnyboi4694 How did I not notice that...
" the first pun was literally 'corny' "
MICHAEL I SWEAR TO GOD
I know, right?! He made a pun about the first pun.
but the epic of gilgamesh was written by the sumerians.
maize or corn wasn't introduced to the old world until the discovery of the americas.
how could they have a word for corn when they didn't even know it
rezox Damn, you're right. Now I'm curious too. Maybe it was a plant similar to corn and they simplified it when translating? Someone should answer this, please.
John Carvalho Here's your answer: It's fake and you found the holes in it. Michael put a deliberate fake fact in the video as a nod to the practise of putting fake facts or words in something as a way to trap copiers he mentioned in the video.
Harryhenry Then it's even better than I expected.
"Dord was an accidental word for thirteen years."
...
(5 minutes later)
...
"You can't hear a pterodactyl urinate because of its silent "P"."
That’s how vsauce works
@@niriribururur7074 *_ThaTs hOW mAFia WoRks_*
Aiden R - Bold and alternating letters?
@@niriribururur7074 *or is it?*
Not all hero's wear cape 😆 lol
Me: finds a video on language.
Michael: "It was the Mesolithic southwestern Chinese who let the dogs out"
But before that, they were the first to let the dogs *in*.
I love vsauce
141
ok
Michael 5 seconds after saying that: but what is "out"? *Song starts*
“Comment rhymes with nothing” no it doesn’t Michael, stop lying to me
Beginning of the video: dord is actually a typo for d or d
End of the video: Dogs were domesticated in China
That escalated quickly...
dorg
porg
Yorg
Gorg
Morg
"The song Ironic has lyrics that are actually not situated irony"
heh
Ironic
Woah...
OH NO YOU CREATED A LOGICAL PARADOX OH NO ITS A BLACK HOLEA
He saved others from death. He could not save himself.
Lmao 🤣!!!! Ikr. Soooo ironic
@@stoneminer4464 who?
How did we go from “Dord was a mistake word” to “The Chinese let the dogs out”
Welcome to Vsauce
And Dord and Word are perfect rhymes xd
@@squirrelcoom no XD
@@squirrelcoom Nah
@@squirrelcoom derd
It went from why the word Dord was accidentally introduced into the English language, to who actually let the dogs out.
“Nothing rhymes with nothing.”
Yes. Yes it does.
Clever.
Nothing rhymes with something
@@taylorlangley900 No, it doesn't.
'Something''s rhyme is 'omething', while 'nothing''s rhyme is 'othing'.
Tibe That Guy exactly... Othing is something though
What about "frothing"?
1:03 thought he was gonna say “English loves collateral damage.”
Both true 🤷🏻♂️
talk about an awp main huh
Nothing that flex tape can’t fix
@@lmathews8356 *_That’s a lot of damage!_*
lol
"dord was a fake word for 13 years"
later
"kukku is the sound corn makes when falling on the ground"
Interesting, corn is in czech language "kukuřice".
hamaczech13 ah yes, corn rice
@@scarasluts R and Ř are pronounced very differently,so i never looked at the word like that. For the same reason I didn't get what do english speakers find so funny about the town of "Horní Police" ("the upper shelf" in english). :D
hamaczech13 THERES A TOWN CALLED HORNÍ POLICE??? also that's interesting! i never knew
@@scarasluts There is also an annual hike from the town Pičín to Řiťka, which translates from czech to english "Cunt town" to "Little ass"
when he said "fatherly" i though his next world would've been "and fatherless"
Same😭
Vsauce is definitely the best channel on UA-cam. Subscriber counts aside, Michael brings real educational videos that are entertaining and exciting to watch. He revitalizes the good in education. Keep it up Michael, you are the man!
I feel as if I've gotten smarter over the course of time watching him, I know that sounds ridiculous but I can now answer questions my friends or family has on a daily basis. Now that has to stand for some kind of improvement of knowledge right?
you make tech videos and you shouldnt be here
Yeah my psychology teacher last year played one of his videos in class and I was like :o
Marc Bolen Uh-oh, I'm lost. Time for Nemo to go home!
yes yes.
Vsauce: Is that ironic?
Me: I guess, yeah
Vsauce: No it isn't
Me: oh
Lmao
Rengar Main
wtf
isn't that ironic?
Ironic
games nope
actually, you can’t hear pterodactyls urinate because they’re dead
*ptedoractyl
Irony ?
you wouldnt hear pterodactyls ever anyway, not just because they’re dead, but because if you travel back in time to find one, you’ll realize that it doesn’t exist because its invalid.
i actually giggled while reading this 😭
@@shazith9999 -No, just no.-
Edit: yes, just yes.
I always thought the fact the Ironic song not having situationally ironic events in it was on purpose and was meant to be the TRUE irony in the song.
Wow, it's a complete honor to be mentioned in this video!
Thank you very much Michael! I think my life is now complete. Haha :)
Hello, UA-camr man.
Gibson Collett
And hello to you!
DALE! I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN THE VIDEO! :DDDD Congrats man!
ReSubrose
I started to get all these random comments on my video that is really old. I was like, "what's going on?"
I noticed Vsauce also released a new video, so I was beginning to get extremely anxious all of a sudden.
I clicked on it watched it to where I saw myself and I pretty much almost had a heart attack.
But it's an extreme honor and privilege to actually have this happen!
it is cool too see you in Vsauce, Dale
*Others : How The Oxford Dictionary Made Up A Word!!*
*Vsauce : Dord*
*Vsauce
@@yashdeole1413 thank you
ITS DORN YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO
Neptune These are different times we live in now
0:34 What actualy counts as a word? What is wordship exactly? How can you know if "the" is a word? Is "psst" a word? Is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilivolcanoconiosis" a word?
Exactly! Is anything you just said even a word? Is anything Micheal said a word?
No! He just made noises, but we've worked together to define those noises, and thus we can communicate
"Word" is a noise we started making to describe a noise with a meaning
But then, is "AHHHGH!!!" a word? It's a noise we use to communicate pain, or frustration
If your dad asked you to get his brown slippers from outside the bathroom in the basement, you put together thise noises and their meanings in less than a second to understand you must "go downstairs", "head to the bathroom", "identify which slipper is" "brown" and bring it to your "dad"
You can just keep going like this, i love thinking about strange, philosophical things like this
All of them are words.
@ElDiosMashiar prove it
From a linguistic perspective there is no one definition for what a word is or a letter or anything for that matter, it’s all collectively agreed and disagreed on. For one definition of a word there will always be strings of letters considered words that aren’t included
Shouldn't third be threeth?
That would make sense, but languages don't work that way. English decided to take a lot of suffixes from the vikings, but words used too often never got the change. This is why we have 'rabbitS', 'cowS', and 'oxEN', and why first, second, and third are all different, but everything after that ends with 'th'. English started out as one of those weird tribal languages with way too many rules, and has been fighting against the streamlining process ever since.
Alexander Abrams-Flohr Thanks! :D
i used to live in singapore and they called it thrice in the books and stuff
Though quite a few weird things in English have to do with Vikings, "third" probably isn't one of them.
It comes from Old English _thridda_ (or _þridda_), which is roughly equivalent to "threeth", but along the way the _i_ and the _r_ got switched around (something linguists call "metathesis") making into "third". Interestingly (if you're the type to find historical linguistics interesting), the same thing happened with "bird", which was _bridd_ in Old English. (The same thing happened with "burn" and "burst" among other words.)
Also interestingly (again, ymmv), these words are just part of a whole pattern of such metatheses which generally began in the Northumbrian dialect of Old English and worked their way south until they became part of the standard language. (So, it is possible that the metathesis was somehow related to Viking influences, taking us full circle...)
haha ironic
title: Dord.
7 million people: interesting.
It is!
Almost 8 million
vanillatea 😭😭😭😭😭
interesting....
I thought it said Dad 😭😩
I don't know how it took me so long to discover this incredible channel, but it means there is a decade worth to continue binging. Thank you Michael
Michael has been my childhood, brought me closer to my nerdy older brother and eventually I got into science too lol
Same, I've been binging and rewatching his videos since November of last year. My favorites so far were, What will we miss? Which way is down? and many more
The sad news is when you watch all of his videos and then realize this mf uploads 1 or 2 videos per year now lol
6:28 That particular instance could easily backfire even if copyright traps _were_ enforceable, for the simple fact that esquivalience is an actually-useful word describing a scenario that a lot of people relate to. Not some niche jargon that nobody outside of a very specific field would ever even think about using.
“You can’t hear a pterodactyl urinate because it’s silent p.”
That made me laugh.
3rd place: psychiatrist -- p is silent
2nd place: rendezvous -- z and s are silent
winner: eclipse -- all flat-earthers are silent
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 10/10
But how about a ptedoractyl?
@@kuj2887 I was just thinking about if anybody commented about that
@@yinnakatomi Statistically, there have to be a few of those who zero in on spelling errors, however small and to the average observer generally unnoticeable (and really immaterial). I'm like that. I'll notice the slightest mistake. It does help a lot in an editorial job. Shame I don't have one.
6:33
it took me YEARS to realize that the definition was a direct callout to the dictionaries stealing their words 😭
I looking for someone else who noticed this.
Please explain more my brain can’t comprehend this
@@mohammedalmogalli3298 the definition basically means "not following the law pueposefully"
imo their move to invent the word and then claim it's "fake" and "not a real word" is quite esquivalient. They brought it to life, now it's on them. They've got to take care of it. There's no such thing as uninventing a word once it's out.
esquivalient is a nice word
10:03 if you think about it, the song was a 10/10. You expect irony because of the title, but it doesn‘t really occur. Isn‘t that ironic :D
Dontya think?
Vsauce proved wrong
This is a self assuring statement, if it's wrong then it's wrong wrong, thus right
The song contains more than one types of irony. It's ironic that people think it doesn't include any irony.
Ironically ironic irony.
It's great looking back and remembering that Vsauce videos have *always* been an informational fever dream.
ticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such can never directly produce the four thousand Newtons force per square centimeter required to break bones.
what video was that phrase for? i can't find it :c
nerd
ua-cam.com/video/xn7ZaT3AgoU/v-deo.html his video on misnomers!
All that effort to sound clever and you miss the beginning s in sticks. Was that intentional based on the topic of this video?
@@abimon76 ikr?
Michael: Irony
Also Michael in the same video: Origin of dogs
Mr.Pikachu and it all started with the Oxford dictionary accidentally inventing a word
“First, what’s the deal with first?”
is the most Vsauce sentence in existence
3 years later, I still start every game of hangman off with the word "JAZZ". I have not lost a single game.
So ya like jazz?
So Ya Like Jazz?
So ya like Jazz?
So ya like JIZZ?
Combo breaker
So ya like jizz?
“Eminem wants to know your location”
I to have seen that video
Bro I was thinking about that too
Eminem and vsauce rap collaboration
OverPowered_Omar yes we need that
Stan stan listen man...
12:32 Also as far as I know, no one knows who made the original Who Let The Dogs Out.
"so, what kind of job do you have?"
"oh, I'm a police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police."
"...ah."
"ah... So uhm, what exactly does your job entail?"
Why do you have this job?
@@kidyomu89 "So in my job I police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police..."
@@halzion “Oh, I see.”
Kidyom. U police
Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever i have something in my eye its always an eyelash
How EYEronic.
Im In love
Good one😂😂
i mean... i guess, but doesn’t that mean it’s doing its job?
Doesn't that mean they're doing their job?
I guess I'm done with the internet today. Nothing will top this comment. 😂😂😂
"mouth stuff is oral" Vsauce 2016
2014*
_excuse me_
TibbleToons dear god why
TibbleToons 2014*
Berwyn KenzieJKT no it's anything to do with the study of the mouth
watched this and didnt realise this was made 10 YEARS AGO.
“The word comment rhymes with nothing.”
No it doesn’t.
Comment torment atonement
Nothing rhymes with everything.
@@MrNateSPF both aren't perfect rhymes, because they aren't the exact same after the first syllable
@@elgordobondiola They aren't perfect rhymes.
@@TrulySpeechless nothing is truly perfect, except maybe Danny devito
“What do you do?”
“I’m a police police police police police police police”
AAaa aaaAA AAAaaaaa AAAAaaaaa aaAaAAa aaa aaaa Aaaaaa.
No one cares yeees!
we can condense this simply, to pig!
how efficient
@@DaminRSW 😐
@@DaminRSW huh?
5:27 I've seen this video nineteen times and I never noticed that error
Same, ptedoractyl is not right!
@@angerberry I thought it looked wrong!
It was just for Michel to see if you were paying... Attention!
I've watch this video once before and I'm sure I've watched it before that but for some reason it still feels new and entertaining watching Vsauce videos every few months, the videos are just that entertaining.
Eat an orange,
Travel to Blorenge.
Hair is Silver,
An elderly Chilver.
Garrett Stelly 15 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
Lmao
Garrett Stelly a chilver can't be elderly because it's a lamb
Straight bars
@@alltheaudios3162 wrong
I heard once: "She puts the "b" in subtle".
good one
Huh
oh..i get it now.
@@rxquettes402 I don't? Can u explain?
"The moon is not moonly."
-Michael Stevens
...but what about Uranus???
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 What about my anus?
@@dragonthingy4843 n o
I read those as soon as he said that
i think that the song "ironic" is a brilliant example of situational irony since in the song where you except the irony there is none
what makes orange a special word is that it was my first word. To this day my parents arent sure if I was talking about the fruit, or the color. This makes me happy.
***** A rhyme so identical we don't even know it. Shit this rhymes and you didn't even catch it
etherraichu Not Really Ironic, But: VSauce thought he answered the question on the Baha Men's song. But he did not. The song, "Who Let the Dogs Out," references ugly women at a nightclub-not actual canines.
Eugene UBWK That`s so ironic... or is it?
etherraichu the Vsauce, no idea where he comes up with the kind of information he says
it's so much and well-informed, descriptive, picturative
***** in Serbia its the same case :)
Chemistry class is like: "Water has a lower dord than stone"
Physics*
Gee, you're a bit dord yourself ain't you
That one kid: *vsausce music starts*
I'm going to drop Dord in a casual conversation if I ever remember to do so.
Incorrect. Basalt with scoria has vesicles and can likely float on water.
@@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven did you rember or did you forgor
At the beginning Michael talks about a dictionary mistake.
At the end: WE FOUND OUT WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!
Finally we can find out what the dog was doing.
@@Hyperion4K guys i know what the dog did! the dog did th-
@@spingleboygle ...and he was never heard from again.
@@Hyperion4K Ranch
i call discord dord and so knowing it was technically a word warms my heart
Queue is just Q with 4 silent letters
malik abe
yeah, it is!
So are tee, gee, and bee
Oh golly. ;-;
nah, i asked siri... its pronounsed koo e oo e xD
Shizen
@Mortus Evil wtf
Is it ironic to die in the living room?
fmujic89 yes
yes
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Reminds me of Stanley Kubricks Dr. Strangleove, "Gentleman. You can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
fmujic89 I call it the den..
"What you doing in that room?"
"I'm living, dude! You should stop dining and try it some time."
-Demitri Martin
I have an ironic story...
One time at my school someone was getting an award for 100% attendance but that day he wasn't in school
Lol
That happened to me a couple years ago lmao
F
Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BIG OOOOFFF
This is my first full vsauce video. I've watched YTPs of him before. This is pure madness, the YTPs are somehow more sensical.
“Mouth stuff is oral”
-Michael Stevens
Ha, he said that and you quoted him. Brilliant.
@@steinychickens9026 Ha, you replied to a 3 month old UA-cam comment that’s just a quote from the video.
Brilliant.
@@bloodrune329 Truly brilliant he deserves a nobel prize!
@@osku2290 Brilliant!
Brillo
'nothing rhymes with nothing'
me: of course they rhyme they are the same
Well yes, but actually yes.
Or are they?
@@Ausjira *Vsause music plays*
That was obviously intentional.
OR was it?
But I still don't know
Why is a building called a building, when its already built?
Cuz there is a word for building a building
Constraction
minecraft dimandar Close.
I am drawing a drawing.
@@josuadom1320 making a drawing?
Maybe
oof
10 questions science still can't answer
5:26 - typo, the R and D are switched so it says "ptedoractyl" instead of "pterodactyl"
lol that's beautiful
lol that’s beautiful
lol that's beautiful
After watching 723 vsuace videos in a 78 hour period my brain can no longer retain knowledge.
Intelligence Stat Maximized
Super_Soviet u sad bugger
You won't need to
Oh no the Soviet Union has forgotten communism
It's because you've obtained all of the knowledge in the universe
As one reditor one said:
“Before was was was, was was is”
Edit: why tf is this lame excuse for a joke still getting replies?
I've looked at this sentence for too long and am now unable to understand the word ''was''
Damn deep
When was was is, was was was still?
Techno Show
When was was/is was, was wasn’t/isn’t is
*He is speaking the language of the gods.*
2:36
Or we could say: "I then tickle." in a brooklyn accent.
I den tickle.
this might be one of the most intelligent comments I've ever seen.
@@rotisserieprotocol3582 Thank you so much. :)
Hah
or I dun/done tickle
@@curtisleblanc5897 Like I understand its depth and what not, but I don't think I could really explain why it's so clever, ya know?
Man I miss this VSauce. I would just come back from school and binge all his videos on loop. I go through a period of re-binging all of these videos every now and then. I wish he uploaded more often 😞
did this man just tell us who let the dogs out
what an icon
yeah, and i literally choked on my popcorn when he concluded his 12:10 segment... :-"
I would like this but it’s at 100 and that’s to perfect to ruin 😂
@@irrelevant_noob roses are red, isn't that swell
*yells in the background* Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell!
"Who let the dogs out??" : Answered.
But we still need to know whether Annie is ok or not.
A **s m o o t h c r i m i n a l**
And what Meatloaf won't do for love !
:o
I just realized that that line is also a gramogram: NERUOKRUOKNE
@@dreska255 holy shit
In german we have "Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach". It loses some fun in translation but its still funny:
"when flies fly behind flies, then flies fly after flies"
I love this video :)
Oh, of course! Because in German all nouns have capitals, and the word for the noun fly is the same as the verb flies! It does kinda lose it's flare in English though...
@@LulfsBloodbag yeah, but even if you dont capitalize, everyone gets the meaning.
There is also the "Wenn Vögel mit Vögel vögeln, vögeln Vögel mit Vögeln."
Which is really not translatable other than "when birds fuck with birds, then birds fuck with bird" which loses almost everything in translation, but in german (even more for teenagers) its hella hilarious ;)
Police police police police police police police police police police police police police police
Police police police police police police police
Police police police police police police police
German are boring
@@21st.streetbeatsproduction54 so you know the german language?
3:44 what about “bluffing and nothing”
ff and th are *slightly* different sounds and don't count. Perfect rhymes are very strict.
Start: Dictionary error.
End: Types of irony.
Kenneth Bui -ish
Santacruiser types + irony = tyranny
if you ask vsause whats in the atmosphere you end up learning quantum physics
And vice versa.
bro
@@WTFBOOMDOOM If you learn quantum physics you end up asking Vsauce what's in the atmosphere?
@@TheDutchCreeperTDC Haha :)
"You can't hear a pterodactyl urinate because of it's silent p"
I wheezed
Correction: ptedoractyl
Also have you never heard that joke before? It was one that everyone knew when I was in elementary school
An_Annoying_Cat i spelled it right wtf are you on about
An_Annoying_Cat and no, I have not. I’m not a native English speaker so that joke wouldn’t make sense here
It was a joke calling out that it was spelled wrong when he put it on screen.
@@an_annoying_cat oh mb then
"Every letter in the English alphabet is silent sometimes"
Proceeds to show a load of French and Dutch words
You say that like the English stealing from other cultures is news
the alphabet is english, by 'english alphabet' he's talking bc about the actual characters :)
@@paytonmariee08 Not really the english alphabet, more so the latin alphabet.
@@immortalidiot5767 yeah, that’s true
@@heyoyo10gaming4 Yeah, dipshit. Languages evolve and borrow words from each other.
at school there was a book about saving trees written on paper and we had to take notes on it with a pencil
Finally, a real example of irony.
Waaay too many people don’t understand irony and they confuse it with simple coincidences.
Lol. That is irony!
Larry Berg true irony right here.
You guys should have wrote those notes on your iPads instead.
Class is about saving trees. *Proceeds to do tons of homework and projects on paper.*
Michael:
Clouds make the day Cloudy
Friends are friendly
Poets are poe--
Me: P O E T T Y
Meeeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone else pronounced that as Potty?
@@floofyliu8819 No
@@floofyliu8819 No
Po-ett-y
That's ironic
I always thought it was ironic that a song called "isn't it ironic" contained no irony.
guess it's up to interpretation what about it is ironic
@@luisp.3788 I dont think that's how Alanis Morrisette intended it, I really think she had no idea what irony was.
@@dcrenshaw42 Maybe.
Either we've got a paradox on our hands (kind of like 'This statement is false.') or we've got ourselves an idiot.
Is should have been called "It's totally not ironic"
I can appreciate that you titled your video “Dord.” and still get six and a half mil views
@@ab1847k I thought we were the curious things
9*
Almost 9 and a half now...
He made a video on the concept of nothing that has no title, no tags and a white thumbnail and it still got millions of views. That’s the power of vsauce
6:12 just want to point out that Harry Potter used this spell on Dumbledor when trying to revive him during their trip to the cave. Harry was panicking and this was the first thing he says as he pointed his wand at a dying Dumbledor.
One minute in: English language.
Eight minutes in: Irony
Twelve minutes in: Wolf mitochondrial DNA
Twenty minutes in: Subscribe to Scott Tanner
🤣👍lol
Déjà vu: Already seen
Jamais vu: Never seen.
Some french for you there
Thanks baguette boi (i am actually learning french)
Bonjour vu
Lil Malaria same.
Je suis cannon. Tu parle francais?
Reaper of Souls
salut
@@ThatGuyCanmanNC Guten tag frank
"I got my Orange from Blorenge, and the I open my Door Hinge to Florence"
And eat a bowl of porridge with george
Didn't Eminem do something like that in an interview?
@@inigo137 yeah he had a notebook with things that rhyme with orange and he said that he knew stuff that rhymed with it and was pissed that people said that orange didnt rhyme with anything
gulden listen to brain damage by Eminem
@@M3rk420 that is the most smooth brained Eminem interview moment
I wanna hug this man. He is a good man.
Fun fact: The word "short" is longer than the word "long".
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Huh. Thats *ironic.*
Wait, that's illegal.😂
Wow, that is so tru
SCHLONG
“The most difficult word to guess is ‘JAZZ’”
Not anymore lol
I actually used this in hang man in a few weeks ago... It failed quickly lol
'You like jazzzzzz'?
Alehero what if in hangman you pick a phrase with literally every single letter in the English alphabet? It would be impossible for people to lose lol
@@NovayaK **The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog**
try this
@@NovayaK yes you could lose, you get like 6 guesses not as many as you want. if you play correctly at least
i always forget what the video is about when i'm watching vsauce videos, so i have to check the title again.
but this one is called dord.
What did you think of "ㅤ"?
@@IndigoGollum 🕳️🚶
Oh, well.
No its Dord.
@@lukejensen9933 No, it's "it's".
Actually, while it's never been official, Columbo's badge did have a given name at some point - Frank. I don't remember when precisely as it's been a hot minute since I last watched it (incredible show, by the way), but I believe a screengrab can be found on Wikipedia.
"The first pun in history... Was literally corny..."
*Pauses Video*
*Likes Video*
*Resumes Video*
I click like the first second the video starts
Orange the color rhymes with orange the fruit
Finally!
And orange the tree
Now I know I'm not truly alone. Sniff.
I put my *orange* *four-inch* *door hinge* into *storage* and are *porridge* in *Blorenge*
ABSOLUTE MAD LAD!
"The skies are going to rain corn and **corn noises*"*
10:03
The background music playing is: Children Play - Guyler / Stax
“The word ‘comment’ rhymes with 'nothing'”
No it doesn't
'comment' doesn't rhyme with anything else either, haha
@@metalslugfest Comet, Vomit, Common, Concept. It's about how you pronounce the words.
4R - No it doesn't
@@gothtearz yes it doe's, but if not, stop foment in g uncritical thinking
martin11844 - English, use it
My name is a gramogram
(A series of letter that when said out loud sound like a word)
O B E S I T Y
M L E
@lombaxjcd
That would only work if the last letter was D, not T.
@@gibboustime Highly dependent on the accent. In most variants of British English (and some North American variants as well, I'm sure), it only works with T.
They way I pronounce obesity it works better with a t at then end
Police: Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here, your under arrest!
Micheal: or am I?
*music plays*
Micheal: *proceeds to explain the etymology of the word arrest*
"But first we need to go back to the officer's birth."
_But what IS birth?_
And as always thx for watching
Delad Ang - BlueWolf squishing Tape to Vsauce.
.... **YOU'RE*
Vsause is the only channel that can go from dord to dog in 12 minutes.
0:34 Let's have fun with words today, but first a word from our sponsor; Raid Shadow Legends.
No, that’s VSauce2.
1 *st*
2 *nd*
3 *rd*
4th
5th
197th
Michael: Why does first and second be oneth and twoth?
Third and threeth: Am I a joke to you?
But it still starts with a form of three
Fiveth: you guys are getting noiced?
Fiveth:
1st
2nd
1st.
That's how you do a money shift
Thirth