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Jake from Vsauce3 and I on his show, "Talk-o Time": • Hairy Feet with Michae...
Old Vsauce video on Déjà vu: • What is Déjà vu?
Dord: www.merriam-webster.com/video/...
collateral adjectives: www.wordnik.com/lists/b-colla...
amazing collection of English word facts: www.questrel.com/records.html
How many words rhyme? languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/...
ThinkFact on rhymes [VIDEO]: • Breaking The Rhyming Myth
gramograms:
www.highlightpress.com.au/list...
www.wordnik.com/lists/gramogr...
phantonyms: www.nytimes.com/2009/09/27/mag...
hangman analysis (best words to fool people): blog.wolfram.com/2010/08/13/25...
police:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_...
Esquivalience:
www.newyorker.com/magazine/200...
boingboing.net/2011/08/02/esqu...
Trivial Pursuit story:
www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/fi...
a good article on Columbo’s actual name: frankcolumboswristwatch.tumblr...
"The Pun Also Rises" book: www.amazon.co.uk/The-Also-Rise...
The Oatmeal and irony: theoatmeal.com/comics/irony
Digg and irony: digg.com/2014/irony-illustrated
“Ironic” music video: • Video
"Ironic" rewritten to be actually situationally ironic: www.collegehumor.com/post/2291...
some other Alanis/irony perspectives:
www.salon.com/2014/05/08/what_...
www.copyblogger.com/did-alanis...
Dog DNA study: mbe.oxfordjournals.org/content...
Why do we say “um”?: mentalfloss.com/article/50173/...
why do we all say “huh”?: www.smithsonianmag.com/science...
Cool words English doesn’t have: www.openculture.com/2014/07/ts...
Weird Words: people.sc.fsu.edu/~jburkardt/f... - Наука та технологія
UA-cam: use key words to reach a broader audience
Vsauce: _Dord._
Still more than 6.7 million views.
6.8 mil
@@elimiNator345 no
@@elimiNator345 nein
Hey, it works.
" the first pun was literally 'corny' "
MICHAEL I SWEAR TO GOD
I know, right?! He made a pun about the first pun.
but the epic of gilgamesh was written by the sumerians.
maize or corn wasn't introduced to the old world until the discovery of the americas.
how could they have a word for corn when they didn't even know it
rezox Damn, you're right. Now I'm curious too. Maybe it was a plant similar to corn and they simplified it when translating? Someone should answer this, please.
John Carvalho Here's your answer: It's fake and you found the holes in it. Michael put a deliberate fake fact in the video as a nod to the practise of putting fake facts or words in something as a way to trap copiers he mentioned in the video.
Harryhenry Then it's even better than I expected.
vsause:ill make a video on the word dord
10 minutes later:i know who let the dogs out
Lmao
10 minutes? thats irony my friend
He made a video on words and you spell his name wrong?
@@gooseguy9148 ikr...
666th like
6:33
it took me YEARS to realize that the definition was a direct callout to the dictionaries stealing their words 😭
I looking for someone else who noticed this.
Please explain more my brain can’t comprehend this
@@mohammedalmogalli3298 the definition basically means "not following the law pueposefully"
Ah, D or D, my favourite tabletop role playing game, Dungeons or Dragons.
lol, nice
lol, nice
lol, nice
lol, nice
You Are Is L I had a good chuckle out of it...
Vsauce in 2014: Weird English things
Vsauce in 2020: *eats donut from toilet*
What the fuck happened lol.
correction: *eats soggy wet toilet water donut from toilet*
@@Shinransa we did not need that correction........god its so much worse
Ah. Yes. Of course. Makes sense to me.
@@Shinransa i feel like maybe it was a cup placed in the toilet
At 5:30 Michael shows a list of words which says that "v" is silent in "fivepence". But, in his latest short "Which Letter Is Never Silent", he says that "v" is never silent
YO THANK YOU I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT
oh the irne
and isn't it ironic
At 5:24 pterodactyl is spelt wrong 😂
@@johnnyboi4694 How did I not notice that...
It went from why the word Dord was accidentally introduced into the English language, to who actually let the dogs out.
This man has every rhyme in the English language at his disposal and he chooses tickle and pickle for his example
dont question god
@@trickyegg7043 it isn't
@@trickyegg7043 not at all lmaoo
@@haza6893 what did TrickyEgg say?
@@diamondsinsight I completely forgot and now it’s bugging me 😂 i think it was just something ignorant and annoying
"The song Ironic has lyrics that are actually not situated irony"
heh
Ironic
Woah...
OH NO YOU CREATED A LOGICAL PARADOX OH NO ITS A BLACK HOLEA
He saved others from death. He could not save himself.
Lmao 🤣!!!! Ikr. Soooo ironic
@@stoneminer4464 who?
Michael is the only guy that can get away with naming an educational video "dord." Lmao
when he said "fatherly" i though his next world would've been "and fatherless"
How did we go from “Dord was a mistake word” to “The Chinese let the dogs out”
Welcome to Vsauce
And Dord and Word are perfect rhymes xd
@@squirrelcoom no XD
@@squirrelcoom Nah
@@squirrelcoom derd
RIP Dord
1934 - 1947
A dense word from a dense scientist
It's not the scientist's fault :(
The dense ones are the dictionary editors
@@vez3834 this reply actually made me feel bad
RIP Dord. _Dord._ -Dord.- D -or- _d._
Can I get a map
“Comment rhymes with nothing” no it doesn’t Michael, stop lying to me
This is about the fourth or fifth time I've watched this video. I can never not watch a Vsauce video, they're just too good to not love.
"mouth stuff is oral" Vsauce 2016
2014*
_excuse me_
TibbleToons dear god why
TibbleToons 2014*
Berwyn KenzieJKT no it's anything to do with the study of the mouth
All the talk about irony reminded me of the time I won my elementary school's award for perfect attendance
I wasn't there that day
bruh
I’m so confused by the part about irony that I have no idea whether your comment is actually ironic so I’m just gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say: “Nice one”
@@steelmd bbbbbbb
Figures.
That's kinda but not really situational irony, but that's still hilarious.
Lead: "Who let the dogs out..."
Vsauce: "Ba ba ha man"
I always thought the fact the Ironic song not having situationally ironic events in it was on purpose and was meant to be the TRUE irony in the song.
Me: finds a video on language.
Michael: "It was the Mesolithic southwestern Chinese who let the dogs out"
But before that, they were the first to let the dogs *in*.
I love vsauce
141
ok
Michael 5 seconds after saying that: but what is "out"? *Song starts*
title: Dord.
7 million people: interesting.
It is!
Almost 8 million
vanillatea 😭😭😭😭😭
interesting....
I thought it said Dad 😭😩
actually, you can’t hear pterodactyls urinate because they’re dead
Petition to make the moon "Moonly"
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V 1:24
The Anglish movement is on board with this.
“Eminem wants to know your location”
I to have seen that video
Bro I was thinking about that too
Eminem and vsauce rap collaboration
OverPowered_Omar yes we need that
Stan stan listen man...
"Dord was an accidental word for thirteen years."
...
(5 minutes later)
...
"You can't hear a pterodactyl urinate because of its silent "P"."
That’s how vsauce works
@@niriribururur7074 *_ThaTs hOW mAFia WoRks_*
Aiden R - Bold and alternating letters?
@@niriribururur7074 *or is it?*
Not all hero's wear cape 😆 lol
i call discord dord and so knowing it was technically a word warms my heart
Actually, while it's never been official, Columbo's badge did have a given name at some point - Frank. I don't remember when precisely as it's been a hot minute since I last watched it (incredible show, by the way), but I believe a screengrab can be found on Wikipedia.
“Nothing rhymes with nothing.”
Yes. Yes it does.
Clever.
Nothing rhymes with something
@@taylorlangley900 No, it doesn't.
'Something''s rhyme is 'omething', while 'nothing''s rhyme is 'othing'.
Tibe That Guy exactly... Othing is something though
What about "frothing"?
Beginning of the video: dord is actually a typo for d or d
End of the video: Dogs were domesticated in China
That escalated quickly...
dorg
porg
Yorg
Gorg
Morg
i think that the song "ironic" is a brilliant example of situational irony since in the song where you except the irony there is none
I can’t believe this is 8 years old. 2014 was fun.
“The word comment rhymes with nothing.”
No it doesn’t.
Comment torment atonement
Nothing rhymes with everything.
@@MrNateSPF both aren't perfect rhymes, because they aren't the exact same after the first syllable
@@elgordobondiola They aren't perfect rhymes.
@@TrulySpeechless nothing is truly perfect, except maybe Danny devito
*Others : How The Oxford Dictionary Made Up A Word!!*
*Vsauce : Dord*
*Vsauce
@@yashdeole1413 thank you
ITS DORN YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO
Neptune These are different times we live in now
I've watch this video once before and I'm sure I've watched it before that but for some reason it still feels new and entertaining watching Vsauce videos every few months, the videos are just that entertaining.
It's great looking back and remembering that Vsauce videos have *always* been an informational fever dream.
"dord was a fake word for 13 years"
later
"kukku is the sound corn makes when falling on the ground"
Interesting, corn is in czech language "kukuřice".
hamaczech13 ah yes, corn rice
@@scarasluts R and Ř are pronounced very differently,so i never looked at the word like that. For the same reason I didn't get what do english speakers find so funny about the town of "Horní Police" ("the upper shelf" in english). :D
hamaczech13 THERES A TOWN CALLED HORNÍ POLICE??? also that's interesting! i never knew
@@scarasluts There is also an annual hike from the town Pičín to Řiťka, which translates from czech to english "Cunt town" to "Little ass"
"so, what kind of job do you have?"
"oh, I'm a police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police."
"...ah."
"ah... So uhm, what exactly does your job entail?"
Why do you have this job?
@@kidyomu89 "So in my job I police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police..."
@@halzion “Oh, I see.”
Kidyom. U police
6:28 That particular instance could easily backfire even if copyright traps _were_ enforceable, for the simple fact that esquivalience is an actually-useful word describing a scenario that a lot of people relate to. Not some niche jargon that nobody outside of a very specific field would ever even think about using.
I love how much of a roller coaster these videos are.
what makes orange a special word is that it was my first word. To this day my parents arent sure if I was talking about the fruit, or the color. This makes me happy.
***** A rhyme so identical we don't even know it. Shit this rhymes and you didn't even catch it
etherraichu Not Really Ironic, But: VSauce thought he answered the question on the Baha Men's song. But he did not. The song, "Who Let the Dogs Out," references ugly women at a nightclub-not actual canines.
Eugene UBWK That`s so ironic... or is it?
etherraichu the Vsauce, no idea where he comes up with the kind of information he says
it's so much and well-informed, descriptive, picturative
***** in Serbia its the same case :)
Vsauce: Is that ironic?
Me: I guess, yeah
Vsauce: No it isn't
Me: oh
Lmao
Rengar Main
wtf
isn't that ironic?
Ironic
games nope
Vsauce at 8:57: “so the oldest joke was corny”
Vsauce at 9:06: “(explaining the meaning of irony)”
vsauce is the guy that explains the joke and makes it even funnier
“You can’t hear a pterodactyl urinate because of its silent P”
- Michael Stevens, 2014
Why is this a comment? We heard what he said (｡･ω･｡)
Maybe also because it is instinct
@@neillunavat Often when people find a quote from a video particularly interesting for whatever reason, they will comment it. They aren't just saying that the quote was said, as that is information anyone who saw the video would know. They are saying that they found it important, insightful, funny, thought-provoking, etc.
You forgot the ee
Well the spelling of pterodactyl is wrong in the video...
“What do you do?”
“I’m a police police police police police police police”
AAaa aaaAA AAAaaaaa AAAAaaaaa aaAaAAa aaa aaaa Aaaaaa.
No one cares yeees!
we can condense this simply, to pig!
how efficient
@@DaminRSW 😐
@@DaminRSW huh?
A black hole is so much dord, even the light can't escape it.
Orange
"sporange" (a rare type of fern) and "blorenge" (a hill in Wales)
“Mouth stuff is oral”
-Michael Stevens
Ha, he said that and you quoted him. Brilliant.
@@steinychickens9026 Ha, you replied to a 3 month old UA-cam comment that’s just a quote from the video.
Brilliant.
@@bloodrune329 Truly brilliant he deserves a nobel prize!
@@osku2290 Brilliant!
Brillo
I have an ironic story...
One time at my school someone was getting an award for 100% attendance but that day he wasn't in school
Lol
That happened to me a couple years ago lmao
F
Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BIG OOOOFFF
Vsause is the only channel that can go from dord to dog in 12 minutes.
Door hinge and orange have 2 syllables and end with "ge"
For example "🎶Oragne door Hinge in the Room!🎶"
“You can’t hear a pterodactyl urinate because it’s silent p.”
That made me laugh.
3rd place: psychiatrist -- p is silent
2nd place: rendezvous -- z and s are silent
winner: eclipse -- all flat-earthers are silent
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 10/10
But how about a ptedoractyl?
@@kuj2887 I was just thinking about if anybody commented about that
@@yinnakatomi509 Statistically, there have to be a few of those who zero in on spelling errors, however small and to the average observer generally unnoticeable (and really immaterial). I'm like that. I'll notice the slightest mistake. It does help a lot in an editorial job. Shame I don't have one.
1:03 thought he was gonna say “English loves collateral damage.”
Both true 🤷🏻♂️
talk about an awp main huh
Nothing that flex tape can’t fix
@@lmathews8356 *_That’s a lot of damage!_*
lol
"there's no such word as esquivalience, we made that up"
"all words are made up, Dave"
these videos are just one segue after another and I'm impressed.
Shouldn't third be threeth?
That would make sense, but languages don't work that way. English decided to take a lot of suffixes from the vikings, but words used too often never got the change. This is why we have 'rabbitS', 'cowS', and 'oxEN', and why first, second, and third are all different, but everything after that ends with 'th'. English started out as one of those weird tribal languages with way too many rules, and has been fighting against the streamlining process ever since.
Alexander Abrams-Flohr Thanks! :D
i used to live in singapore and they called it thrice in the books and stuff
Though quite a few weird things in English have to do with Vikings, "third" probably isn't one of them.
It comes from Old English _thridda_ (or _þridda_), which is roughly equivalent to "threeth", but along the way the _i_ and the _r_ got switched around (something linguists call "metathesis") making into "third". Interestingly (if you're the type to find historical linguistics interesting), the same thing happened with "bird", which was _bridd_ in Old English. (The same thing happened with "burn" and "burst" among other words.)
Also interestingly (again, ymmv), these words are just part of a whole pattern of such metatheses which generally began in the Northumbrian dialect of Old English and worked their way south until they became part of the standard language. (So, it is possible that the metathesis was somehow related to Viking influences, taking us full circle...)
haha ironic
"The moon is not moonly."
-Michael Stevens
...but what about Uranus???
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 What about my anus?
@@dragonthingy4843 n o
I read those as soon as he said that
I'm sad that I'll never get to hear a pterodactyl urinate.
Isn't it ironic that Alanis Morrissette's song Ironic doesn't contain any irony though? Which means it *does* contain irony, which means it's not ironic, which means... uh oh
Don't think too hard on it, it'll save you some sanity
I can appreciate that you titled your video “Dord.” and still get six and a half mil views
@@SaintAquinas1225 I thought we were the curious things
9*
Almost 9 and a half now...
He made a video on the concept of nothing that has no title, no tags and a white thumbnail and it still got millions of views. That’s the power of vsauce
Michael: Irony
Also Michael in the same video: Origin of dogs
Mr.Pikachu and it all started with the Oxford dictionary accidentally inventing a word
“Orange doesn’t rhyme with anything “
Courage : am I a joke to you?!
Those don't rhyme?
@@circuit10 ok , explain why?!
@@ahmadscientist6623 Orange ends with "ange" or "inge" but courage ends with "idge"
Though like he said I guess it depends on pronunciation
@@circuit10 oh ok, so he was correct about that in a sort of way.
@@ahmadscientist6623 you can ryhm it in german diffrent pronouciation but in english it would sound terrible to twist it
I wanna hug this man. He is a good man.
"Mouth stuff is _oral"_ ~ Michael Stevens
stolen comment
sex
i like it
“Like tickle, and pickle“
Click Here To Win A Million Dollars!! Y u have to bring up sex?
But I still don't know
Why is a building called a building, when its already built?
Cuz there is a word for building a building
Constraction
minecraft dimandar Close.
I am drawing a drawing.
@@josuadom1320 making a drawing?
Maybe
oof
10 questions science still can't answer
"Every letter in the English alphabet is silent sometimes"
Proceeds to show a load of French and Dutch words
You say that like the English stealing from other cultures is news
the alphabet is english, by 'english alphabet' he's talking bc about the actual characters :)
@@paytontrueman8457 Not really the english alphabet, more so the latin alphabet.
@@immortalidiot5767 yeah, that’s true
@@heyoyo10gaming4 Yeah, dipshit. Languages evolve and borrow words from each other.
Perfect rhymes can be 1 word with 2 words not in the case of orange and door hinge but something like sandwich and hand switch is a perfect rhyme
Is it ironic to die in the living room?
fmujic89 yes
yes
Next day
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Reminds me of Stanley Kubricks Dr. Strangleove, "Gentleman. You can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
fmujic89 I call it the den..
"What you doing in that room?"
"I'm living, dude! You should stop dining and try it some time."
-Demitri Martin
Dord.
Ye mE To
@@geophy9160 hoLyfrIcKEn mAtH
EdITinG I acCTdeNTilAY spElLEd A laNGuAge EnhANceR
Wow that's a lot of likes
That's dense.
UNBEKNOWNST
He knew what he was doing when he rhymed tickle with pickle 💀
10:08 "a black fly in your Chardonnay that was poured in celebration of a successful fumigation of your recently purchased vineyard in southern France" is only actually situational irony if Chardonnay is known to attract flies, otherwise this is still just a bummer of a coincidence like Morrissette's original lyric.
Chemistry class is like: "Water has a lower dord than stone"
Physics*
Gee, you're a bit dord yourself ain't you
That one kid: *vsausce music starts*
I'm going to drop Dord in a casual conversation if I ever remember to do so.
Incorrect. Basalt with scoria has vesicles and can likely float on water.
@@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven did you rember or did you forgor
I heard once: "She puts the "b" in subtle".
good one
Huh
oh..i get it now.
@@rxquettes402 I don't? Can u explain?
Dude, I straight up watched this and at the end realized I'd seen this one before. I was just so invested in what he was saying I didn't realize lol
3:44 what about “bluffing and nothing”
Wow, it's a complete honor to be mentioned in this video!
Thank you very much Michael! I think my life is now complete. Haha :)
Hello, UA-camr man.
Gibson Collett
And hello to you!
DALE! I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN THE VIDEO! :DDDD Congrats man!
ReSubrose
I started to get all these random comments on my video that is really old. I was like, "what's going on?"
I noticed Vsauce also released a new video, so I was beginning to get extremely anxious all of a sudden.
I clicked on it watched it to where I saw myself and I pretty much almost had a heart attack.
But it's an extreme honor and privilege to actually have this happen!
it is cool too see you in Vsauce, Dale
'nothing rhymes with nothing'
me: of course they rhyme they are the same
Well yes, but actually yes.
Or are they?
@@Ausjira *Vsause music plays*
That was obviously intentional.
OR was it?
How could they make puns about corn in the Epic of Gilgamesh if corn was a new world crop not known to the old world until the 16th century?
Exactly! Unless corn used to mean something else
Dord is a short nickname for the city I live in
Queue is just Q with 4 silent letters
malik abe
yeah, it is!
So are tee, gee, and bee
Oh golly. ;-;
nah, i asked siri... its pronounsed koo e oo e xD
Shizen
@Mortus Evil wtf
Eat an orange,
Travel to Blorenge.
Hair is Silver,
An elderly Chilver.
Garrett Stelly 15 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
Lmao
Garrett Stelly a chilver can't be elderly because it's a lamb
Straight bars
@@alltheaudios3162 wrong
6:12 just want to point out that Harry Potter used this spell on Dumbledor when trying to revive him during their trip to the cave. Harry was panicking and this was the first thing he says as he pointed his wand at a dying Dumbledor.
So sad what happened to Dord.
They were only 13 years old.
Fun fact: The word "short" is longer than the word "long".
‘
Huh. Thats *ironic.*
Wait, that's illegal.😂
Wow, that is so tru
SCHLONG
Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever i have something in my eye its always an eyelash
How EYEronic.
Im In love
Good one😂😂
i mean... i guess, but doesn’t that mean it’s doing its job?
Doesn't that mean they're doing their job?
I guess I'm done with the internet today. Nothing will top this comment. 😂😂😂
I find it amusing how off topic these videos can get yet we still leave here feeling like we learned about a specific topic when in reality we learned about 30 different things while 4 of which actually had to do with the topic of the video
D or d, truly a philosophical question.
At the beginning Michael talks about a dictionary mistake.
At the end: WE FOUND OUT WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!
Finally we can find out what the dog was doing.
@@Hyperion4K guys i know what the dog did! the dog did th-
@@spungbopscarepans ...and he was never heard from again.
@@Hyperion4K Ranch
Doesn't that mean that orange can rhyme with orange? The fruit and the color are different words, but still sound the same. Is there a term for this?
It's called stop being a smart ass
AlekPlaysMinecraft xD
***** Truuuu
***** Thanks!
+Owen Zinn a homonym
Anyone else notice how Michael says “situational”
vsauce: Dord.
Me: I have no idea what you just said but I know I am in for a treat. Continue.
Orange the color rhymes with orange the fruit
Finally!
And orange the tree
Now I know I'm not truly alone. Sniff.
I put my *orange* *four-inch* *door hinge* into *storage* and are *porridge* in *Blorenge*
ABSOLUTE MAD LAD!
"You can't hear a pterodactyl urinate because of it's silent p"
I wheezed
Correction: ptedoractyl
Also have you never heard that joke before? It was one that everyone knew when I was in elementary school
An_Annoying_Cat i spelled it right wtf are you on about
An_Annoying_Cat and no, I have not. I’m not a native English speaker so that joke wouldn’t make sense here
It was a joke calling out that it was spelled wrong when he put it on screen.
@@an_annoying_cat oh mb then
“First, what’s the deal with first?”
is the most Vsauce sentence in existence
Bro just killed it in this video
Imagine if in the end he said 'or is it'
3 years later, I still start every game of hangman off with the word "JAZZ". I have not lost a single game.
So ya like jazz?
So Ya Like Jazz?
So ya like Jazz?
So ya like JIZZ?
Combo breaker
So ya like jizz?
Start: Dictionary error.
End: Types of irony.
Kenneth Bui -ish
Santacruiser types + irony = tyranny
smells also have both collateral and direct adjectives: smelly, but also pungent.
Also, 5:25 , I love me some ptedoractyls, they're far greater than those lame pterodactyls.
doesn’t pungent mean a more general sense of something being strong - as in, a pungent mixture?
“this song titled *Ironic* doesn’t have any situational irony in it” this is the ultimate form of comedy