Tim and Eric on Blood into Wine

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  • Опубліковано 14 кві 2011
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    This is a compilation of the 5 Tim and Eric segments in the 2010 film Blood Into Wine. Credit to janglin66 on Myspleen for the original encode.
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  • @ineffablesplendor4172
    @ineffablesplendor4172 8 років тому +482

    "The blood of Christ is essentially wine... who are you to put that in a bottle?"

    • @hairbiopi1240
      @hairbiopi1240 7 років тому +18

      Ineffable Splendor Maynard completely shut off at that point😂😂😂😂

    • @andyh027
      @andyh027 7 років тому +13

      It's a fair question!!!

    • @moonsofix
      @moonsofix 6 років тому +11

      "Bloodachrist"

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 6 років тому +10

      Ineffable Splendor I've been watching this clip for years now and it still makes me laugh. Hard. The first time I was crying and couldn't breathe watching it around 3 am. Good times.

    • @unreal_taxi
      @unreal_taxi 4 роки тому +4

      The conviction in Tim’s voice.

  • @JBades6310
    @JBades6310 9 років тому +608

    my nightmare is if tim and eric hated me

    • @iainclark8695
      @iainclark8695 9 років тому +15

      Jeremy Bader Don't cry my Chippy. Tim and Eric will always love you.

    • @JBades6310
      @JBades6310 9 років тому +6

      I hope so! Iain Clark they'd tear me to shreds if they didn't like me

    • @luciferjones8103
      @luciferjones8103 8 років тому +11

      Jeremy Bader You look like a man I could be a best friend with.

    • @ooDirtyMickoo
      @ooDirtyMickoo 8 років тому +23

      Jeremy Bader just dont quote their show. During any public appearance, half their fanbase thinks it's funny/appealing to scream random shit from awesome show free of context. it's so cringy and gross.
      you'll also see people do the same thing in the comments.

    • @luciferjones8103
      @luciferjones8103 8 років тому +12

      ooDirtyMickoo Me me I'm a Tan Man.

  • @tylerhowell1009
    @tylerhowell1009 8 років тому +261

    "How do you sleep at night knowin you make this trash?"

  • @Prodigysportsman
    @Prodigysportsman 9 років тому +269

    this is like between two ferns on steroids

    • @cousinsbrand6850
      @cousinsbrand6850 9 років тому +10

      I think Galifinakous owes these two some Royalties.

    • @achilles1541
      @achilles1541 9 років тому +3

      they stole idea from this

    • @zemzembamzem
      @zemzembamzem 9 років тому +1

      Cousins Brand "Uploaded April 15, 2011"

    • @Goctagon
      @Goctagon 9 років тому +12

      mahasona DMX You do know Tim and Eric worked on that with Zack right? They all work together. nothing is stolen.

    • @achilles1541
      @achilles1541 9 років тому

      Goctagon Good to know

  • @trustfire
    @trustfire 9 років тому +123

    hundreds of wine available.

  • @Ataraxian666
    @Ataraxian666 8 років тому +181

    I came here hoping for an interview with Keanu Reeves. Why the hell isn't Keanu here?

    • @waffleless
      @waffleless 7 років тому +18

      Good ol' Can o' Reeves.

    • @aakkoin
      @aakkoin 7 років тому +9

      I know, not a fan of the wine and tools, but keanu reeves and the matrix with neo, that's an interesting thing, 5 bags of popcorn

    • @herzeliedstein573
      @herzeliedstein573 4 роки тому +2

      Neo was probably driving a bus to travel back in time with Socrates

  • @FeRReTNS
    @FeRReTNS Рік тому +20

    12 years later and this bit still makes me laugh.

    • @MV12267
      @MV12267 6 місяців тому

      I tuned in because I'm a speed freak.

  • @Toosii2times
    @Toosii2times 5 років тому +82

    _He wants to open the wine so much... he’s probably an alc-_
    _He probably has a problem with alcohol_

  • @jlieto644
    @jlieto644 4 роки тому +44

    4:13 "I would not know, sir, because I also have never drinken piss."

  • @GeekTherapyRadio
    @GeekTherapyRadio 8 років тому +75

    "Now tell me about the audacity that exists in your mind and in the mind of your friends where you would think that someone would want to see a documentary about you and the process that you undergo to make this poison."
    "It's filth really..."

  • @papahuge
    @papahuge 9 років тому +98

    Does it hurt?

  • @iSuperdupaloveweed
    @iSuperdupaloveweed 6 років тому +224

    Maynards stoic nature works so well with tim and Eric's comedy. It makes how uncomfortable the whole interview is so much more noticable

    • @wymcoupe9335
      @wymcoupe9335 4 роки тому +18

      And to actually get Maynard to burst out in actual laughter and break character a few times is no easy feat.

    • @davidmock7592
      @davidmock7592 3 роки тому +4

      My initially thought when I saw this interview was how most just can't play along with Maynard's intesne dry sense of humor, but Tim and Eric literally perfect for him.

    • @elirhoades9418
      @elirhoades9418 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidmock7592 I feel like if Maynard wasn't a singer but instead focused his energies on being a comedian, he would've ended up being someone like Tim Heidecker.

    • @MV12267
      @MV12267 2 роки тому +2

      I give this comment 5 bags of popcorn and a hobbit hug.

    • @kirbsyde8965
      @kirbsyde8965 2 роки тому

      Thanks for explaining that Captain OBVIOUS!

  • @bilbono5823
    @bilbono5823 3 роки тому +20

    8:14 Classic Tim interruption art.

  • @msjgthompson
    @msjgthompson 10 років тому +27

    "Does it hurt?" Genius. Of course he was in on it, and his delivery was spot on.

  • @simiacanis1283
    @simiacanis1283 10 років тому +99

    I''m amazed at how well everyone from Maynard to Jeff Goldblum can play off Tim & Eric's brutal deadpan humor. It's almost performance art, kinda like Andy Kaufman in his heyday.

    • @lesternapoleongreen7543
      @lesternapoleongreen7543 9 років тому +3

      I know Maynard has a huge interest in comedy

    • @okcomputerwhatever4690
      @okcomputerwhatever4690 4 роки тому

      To add...he must love kaufman. I know adam does.

    • @spencerdurham206
      @spencerdurham206 2 роки тому +1

      not almost tho 😉

    • @MV12267
      @MV12267 Рік тому

      Would you drink wine? I'm not gonna drink this poison.

    • @yak6896
      @yak6896 Рік тому

      Haha. I can't believe how calm he is. I'd be laughing from the first introduction.

  • @phibeslives4048
    @phibeslives4048 9 років тому +64

    Maynard's aged... like a fine wine. He still looks thirty.

  • @gringrin3979
    @gringrin3979 2 роки тому +6

    "What kind of 'TOOL' do you use to make wine?...". Next level humor there. 🤣

  • @Fanka911
    @Fanka911 9 років тому +22

    -Does it hurt?
    -Does it HURT!!
    I had to rewatch that part 3 times, it was awesome.

  • @xazrael
    @xazrael 8 років тому +42

    I'm a Speed freak.

  • @happybuddyperson
    @happybuddyperson 9 років тому +52

    8:16 gotta love that interruption of the important "If you guys weren't relatives, I would not-" from Mayne man Mayner n-Nard.

    • @m00py1
      @m00py1 8 років тому

      +happybuddyperson Do you know if there's any truth behind that? I can't find anything about it.

    • @okcomputerwhatever4690
      @okcomputerwhatever4690 4 роки тому +1

      They had wwy more songs theirnsomngswerebetterewybedder

  • @Stbuster31
    @Stbuster31 9 років тому +308

    It's insulting to watch Maynard disrespect this program when they are the ones to go out on limb and risk tarnishing their reputation

    • @TheCyprusX
      @TheCyprusX 7 років тому +46

      It's insulting that you don't understand how DM R is using the exact same humor that T&E are using in this very video.

    • @ninakore
      @ninakore 7 років тому +18

      DM R imma go out on a limb here and suppose that mjk and Tim and Eric are fans of each other. Mjk doesn't exactly go out of his way to be interviewed often, but he's a huge comedy fan.

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 7 років тому +13

      Flerp

    • @travisbickle2401
      @travisbickle2401 5 років тому +2

      Jason Dubya-DEEZNUTS I have no faith, but I hope you're joking.

    • @stellarfirefighter5318
      @stellarfirefighter5318 5 років тому +10

      I agree, he wouldn’t even answer their questions! And then, to seduce them into drinking his toxic juice! He should be ashamed.

  • @zachariahshort6546
    @zachariahshort6546 9 років тому +60

    Brilliant!! At 2:56 Tim makes himself laugh after asking... "Let me say something to you- The blood of Christ is essentially wine...Who are you to put that into a bottle?"

  • @adamcortright494
    @adamcortright494 Рік тому +5

    "This doesn't taste like wine." -- funniest line ever uttered

  • @thomasdupont7186
    @thomasdupont7186 5 років тому +35

    Tim: The blood of christ.... is essentially wine...
    Tool guy : Correct

  • @lefred5151
    @lefred5151 10 років тому +47

    ''Who are you to put that in a bottle'' HAHA

  • @rushnerd
    @rushnerd 8 років тому +174

    This is perfection.

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 7 років тому +2

      Rushnerd Shouts on the wrestling compilations. So good to see you here!

    • @rushnerd
      @rushnerd 7 років тому +2

      Thanks!

    • @finnthehu200
      @finnthehu200 6 років тому

      That is a fact.

    • @spiderprint
      @spiderprint 5 років тому +2

      Main Man Keenan

  • @igunzOsick
    @igunzOsick 9 років тому +25

    We all need this type of humor, i'm glad they did this with him.

  • @happybuddyperson
    @happybuddyperson 8 років тому +86

    If you guys weren't relatives I wouldn't----

    • @radkins534
      @radkins534 5 років тому +4

      happybuddyperson
      Great reference to the Q&A video where they ripped Yo Pablo on Twitter a new asshole for being a little shitboy.

  • @AbduCola
    @AbduCola 9 років тому +22

    If Keanu was here I'd ask him...

  • @unopepito06
    @unopepito06 12 років тому +13

    "How do you sleep at night knowing that you're making this trash?"
    God, I laughed so hard. And Eric's sniffing bit was classic.

  • @rohanpyne4173
    @rohanpyne4173 8 років тому +17

    i love how Eric clutches his seat when he makes his epic joke

  • @cruggletops8087
    @cruggletops8087 10 років тому +54

    smells like my peppers shoes!

  • @TheIsioisi
    @TheIsioisi 10 років тому +237

    I don't think a lot of you understand what's going on here. Maynard is the lead singer of Tool, and other bands. He began making wine in Arizona. He made a documentary about this. For the documentary, he invited Tim and Eric to do a series of 5 segments on the show where they interview him as he is a fan of their work. It is staged. He is in on it. It is still amazing.

    • @Brave_New_Tube
      @Brave_New_Tube 7 років тому +11

      TheIsioisi T h a n k Y o u . Tim and Eric are so good at their gig, it makes it easy for Maynard to act appropriately in response to their remarks. Great stuff

    • @MaddestMousse
      @MaddestMousse 6 років тому +23

      WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH ENLIGHTENED ONE.

    • @finnthehu200
      @finnthehu200 6 років тому +4

      If you haven't heard Tool you should definitely listen to some of their songs.

    • @dredgtones
      @dredgtones 6 років тому +8

      Tool is incredible . First concert I ever saw . After that every band seemed ordinary . Whoops lol

    • @johnload72
      @johnload72 6 років тому +4

      maynard kruger

  • @danellsworth3891
    @danellsworth3891 5 років тому +12

    That was probably THE most fascinating thing I've seen in my entire life

  • @Woedans
    @Woedans 12 років тому +46

    I loved how Tim said ''Give me a sip of that'' and just pours everything into he's mouth.

    • @acb9896
      @acb9896 2 роки тому +1

      You're spell gud.

  • @mikeg3439
    @mikeg3439 2 роки тому +4

    You guys take discomfort as comedy to amazing heights, love it.

  • @terrencejallison2779
    @terrencejallison2779 10 років тому +52

    Sweet berry wine!

  • @jayst
    @jayst 2 роки тому +11

    I’ve been a big Tool and Tim and Eric fan for a long time now, and never knew this existed until now.
    Somewhat unrelated, but seeing Tool live was by far the greatest concert I have ever been to.

    • @ShawnJonesHellion
      @ShawnJonesHellion 2 роки тому +2

      Redundancy young grasshopper! being a fan of tools implies tim an eric fans

    • @rubaidaallen2764
      @rubaidaallen2764 2 роки тому

      Me too! Adam Keenan 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @mikerhoa
    @mikerhoa 7 місяців тому +3

    I appreciate this more and more every time I watch. It's a masterclass in subtle absurdity.

  • @HoopleBogart
    @HoopleBogart 3 роки тому +5

    "If you guys weren't relatives I would.."

  • @Th0mast0d0n
    @Th0mast0d0n 4 роки тому +10

    Maynards reactions to Tim and Erics antics were hilarious.

  • @Toosii2times
    @Toosii2times 5 років тому +9

    He said he looked down an aisle and he said he could _only see wine bottles, as far as a man could see_
    😂😂😂

  • @spleej4180
    @spleej4180 9 років тому +16

    ...Who are you to put that in a bottle? Breathing disabled for 5 minutes

  • @GossomerPenguin
    @GossomerPenguin 8 років тому +7

    Wow. That guest they had was superb, great expressions and reactions. T&E is a great show, and it's about time someone put skits and such out for us to enjoy!

  • @thedarwinist672
    @thedarwinist672 8 років тому +145

    why do they keep making tool jokes? is that guy a carpenter?

    • @Monkeyking777as
      @Monkeyking777as 8 років тому +10

      In addition to making wine, he is from a band called Tool.

    • @thedarwinist672
      @thedarwinist672 8 років тому +57

      is "tools" a popular band? or some garage band? are there songs about cutting lumber?

    • @Monkeyking777as
      @Monkeyking777as 8 років тому +15

      +Austin L I think he's mirroring the basis of the joke in the interview.

    • @TraceVandal
      @TraceVandal 7 років тому +8

      Didn't you hear? "He was talking about the fish thing".

    • @fariasadam
      @fariasadam 5 років тому +6

      @@thedarwinist672 Not so much cutting lumber. I was told they mainly sing about how to use tools.

  • @gameguru1234
    @gameguru1234 3 роки тому +11

    Eric calling anything shit is hilarious.

  • @frankieg1974
    @frankieg1974 7 місяців тому +2

    Y’all, Maynard is actually really good friends with Tim and Eric, and agreed to be part of this interview. They are absolutely all trolling everyone watching!

    • @FUSIONJAZZMAN420
      @FUSIONJAZZMAN420 7 місяців тому

      He's actually in Eric Wareheims extended family.

  • @noahslaughter1733
    @noahslaughter1733 7 років тому +7

    I love how he never does interviews, and when he does he never talks about his music 😂 my favorite actors and my favorite singer in one video this is amazing

  • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
    @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 2 роки тому +3

    "Does it hurt??" LOL And what kinda TOOL do you have to be live out in the desert and make wine?. I love this.

  • @MissSorceress
    @MissSorceress 12 років тому +5

    I saw this a while ago but I'm still crying. His reaction shots are priceless

  • @bltii4420
    @bltii4420 10 місяців тому +4

    "In a shit world you live in" and Maynard laughing at Blood Wine had me tripping balls

  • @EatinBubsy
    @EatinBubsy 7 років тому +4

    "do you want us to run out and get you some paint thinner?"
    i fucking died

  • @junkhead223
    @junkhead223 12 років тому +4

    The way maynard looks at eric towards the end had me cracking up, this is great.

  • @chefjeff1366
    @chefjeff1366 2 роки тому +2

    this is one of the best wine marketing spots ever produced

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 25 днів тому

      Look up Tim and Eric Absolut Vodka commercials with Zach Galifianakis. Best liquor marketing spots ever produced. There's 3 of them if you haven't seen em already.

  • @Crandaddy81
    @Crandaddy81 3 роки тому +8

    I love how T & E constantly trash talk the wine and yet get progressively drunk over the course of the interview. Lmao!!!
    Maynard is such a good sport here too!!!

  • @mattbaker7305
    @mattbaker7305 2 роки тому +4

    I really want them to do another episode of this with Keanu and just shoot it totally straight.

  • @adamantiumrage
    @adamantiumrage 3 роки тому +4

    Maynard laugh after this bit at 4:54 is definitely legit 🤣

  • @deliriousmysterium8137
    @deliriousmysterium8137 4 роки тому +2

    Why is my heart beating so fast.
    This is two of my favorite things that I never thought I would see together.

  • @zozozizzyzaz8321
    @zozozizzyzaz8321 3 роки тому +1

    This is like one of my dream interviews. Best mashup ever

  • @jakethebestguy
    @jakethebestguy 10 років тому +6

    "what kind of tool do you use to make wine" i could not stop laughing

  • @kmac831
    @kmac831 7 років тому +15

    what kind of TOOL

  • @themole24
    @themole24 3 місяці тому +1

    I have to re-watch this clip every few months because it's so bloody funny.

  • @Tunainthebrine79
    @Tunainthebrine79 8 років тому +5

    Maynard was going to use that bottle opener in an "iiiiiiiiiiinteresting" way at the end.

  • @emmarie2930
    @emmarie2930 6 років тому +6

    "How do you sleep at night knowing you make this traaash"

  • @harrisonwestphall2381
    @harrisonwestphall2381 3 роки тому +4

    Tim talks about wine the same way my Dad talks about beer.
    "I've never drinken wine because I've never drinken piss....."

  • @EmeralFrost
    @EmeralFrost 9 років тому +21

    I haven't laughed this hard in forever. Holy shit.

  • @elrondhubbard7059
    @elrondhubbard7059 3 роки тому +4

    _[ looks off camera ]_
    Dennis, we've gotta get the guy on the show who invents the wine opener, get him booked.

  • @1984craine
    @1984craine 9 років тому +35

    Maynard is a good sport to go along with this. Comedic Genius.

  • @Sgt.Hairclub
    @Sgt.Hairclub 6 років тому +17

    I'd love to see the out takes of this.

  • @LimitIsIllusion
    @LimitIsIllusion 10 років тому +8

    "It's a blast, that looks like it's a lot f fun there man."
    "Ya it's great."

  • @KurtG85
    @KurtG85 12 років тому

    @NaiNoskcaj I thank you again for bringing some reason to the discussion. One more thing: If I discuss this bit as though it might be a kind of abstract comedic art deeper than its crude surface appearance than a degree of psychoanalytical discussion is required since the whole point of art is that it gives rise to different emotions from the viewers and also inspires debate among the viewers as to what messages or emotions the artist intended to convey.

  • @BlumpkinPrince
    @BlumpkinPrince 9 років тому +14

    For your wine

  • @kitpalmer1583
    @kitpalmer1583 8 років тому +5

    I love that after the "Blood Wine" bit Maynard totally corpses and they just keep going.

  • @stykboy
    @stykboy 2 роки тому

    I watch this every year or two, and laugh so much each time. Have watched it probably 20-30 times

  • @bearmouse1000
    @bearmouse1000 3 роки тому +1

    This is the collaboration I never knew existed but have always needed..

  • @Insoul
    @Insoul 7 років тому +5

    "if keanu was here, i could ask him-"
    lmao

  • @80sAcademy
    @80sAcademy 9 років тому +10

    Tim is brilliant in this interview.

  • @mynameisearl9283
    @mynameisearl9283 8 років тому +43

    Lol Tim and Eric are friends with Maynard, they have even opened for tool before

    • @ADT2695
      @ADT2695 8 років тому +4

      +Shaggy Gavel. Is there a video?

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 3 роки тому +3

      he's related to Eric by marriage. Maynard had never seen any of Tim and Eric's work prior to this interview. he is a legit wine maker tho

    • @phillipdoucet7171
      @phillipdoucet7171 3 роки тому

      Lostpockets 222 so pretty much Tim and Eric we’re playing a joke on him? He wasn’t acting rite?

    • @quattro4468
      @quattro4468 3 роки тому

      @@ADT2695 video? Nigga tool is anal about people using their phones.

  • @jamescroall9966
    @jamescroall9966 10 років тому +5

    I would be dead on the floor after laughing myself to death if I was there.

  • @residentevil4freek
    @residentevil4freek 4 роки тому +3

    4:00 I always say this in the exact same tone whenever i see someone marvelling at something insignificant

  • @VICARI0S
    @VICARI0S 10 років тому +9

    "What kinda 'Tool' do you have to be to live out in the desert?"

  • @lesbonees
    @lesbonees 12 років тому

    Thank you so much for posting this.

  • @jforozco12
    @jforozco12 9 років тому +16

    hahaha the smelling part

  • @BlixTheGoblin
    @BlixTheGoblin 5 років тому +3

    I love Tool and Tim and Eric, this is a gem

  • @GretSeat
    @GretSeat 9 років тому +2

    This is hilarious, I'm so glad they did an interview with Maynard.

  • @crawlFace
    @crawlFace 12 років тому +2

    This clip hit the spot; I had a bunch of good laughs. Thanks.

  • @dford145
    @dford145 11 років тому +4

    Hahaha when Eric says "what kind of tool" Tim starts cracking up but he doesnt even get the joke

  • @spoopyblooper6390
    @spoopyblooper6390 8 років тому +3

    I assume MJK asked Tim and Eric to do these interviews after he sang "Casey Come Back" in the "Re-animated" episode on their show.

  • @scottsummers3868
    @scottsummers3868 4 роки тому +2

    Maynard served in a job like mine. I had psych ops guys like him in my office. He basically helped with propaganda on a small scale, he was in the Army as well, got out used his gi bill for art school he already had music talent before the military. Used both to create a band that would motivate many men to join the military and storm into Iraq on 9/11.. He had a concert happening the morning of 9/11 when it happened they told him on stage.. They announced it as well.. Then he said to the crowd immediately that they are gonna be really pissed off when they find out America did that to itself.. Right in Two, Lateralus, Eulogy great songs Eulogy makes me want to load up on put on a vest grab a rifle, head out. Escalating Riot horn sound in it is great. "He had a lot to say, we'll miss him.."

  • @blakerackley8874
    @blakerackley8874 3 роки тому +2

    What makes this all the more funny is that Eric has his own wine company. How does he sleep at night?!

  • @williamkjwilliamkj1815
    @williamkjwilliamkj1815 5 років тому +4

    “That shit world you live in..”. Yep still a great line.

  • @ladyspace6365
    @ladyspace6365 8 років тому +5

    Eric won't serve this to his family.

    • @fuzzykk
      @fuzzykk 2 роки тому

      There is no meat on them
      bones!

  • @tristan01101
    @tristan01101 11 років тому +1

    Tim & Eric need a mainstream talk show. This is so painful..

  • @Braydog101
    @Braydog101 9 років тому +4

    Tim is hilarious in this, I love how he keeps laughing after insulting him

  • @alexroast
    @alexroast 12 років тому +5

    it is people like tim and eric that bring true happiness to the world. also, tool and a perfect circle :)

  • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
    @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs 2 роки тому +2

    "It's not something I would recommend, would you?"

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 11 років тому +2

    New level of respect for Maynard.... Didn't think you could go above infinity.

  • @aegisfate117
    @aegisfate117 10 років тому +5

    I'm a speed freak.

  • @simtaur714
    @simtaur714 6 років тому +3

    I wish I had seen this sooner.. I'm dying 😂😂

  • @blackburry12
    @blackburry12 11 років тому +2

    Best MJK interview I have ever seen. In my life. xDD