Think about it Jay! Cats like to knead before laying down, to make the place comfy. Knead dough to "make biscuits". You own a cat, you should know this.
You’re born just yesterday or what? It’s still hella funny! What? Afraid of snowflakes? Oh, being an “up-to-date” person, I will always proudly identify as attack helicopter with pronoun it / ah-64
@@ckatheman that’s the problem with text I’m also being sarcastic, but this 😃 emoji or lenny face helps p.s I don’t give a damn about what they like to identify their crotch is, don’t push pronoun on law &stranger i always admire thailand for never making it an issue and they co-exists without force
I want to make so many comments, but there are so many! The guy went for heart by pass and got circumcised, how you think the other guy felt waking up with his chest cracked open, and he still can’t retract his you know what! Those porcupine balls are a nightmare if they get I. Your kids hair, the whole thing is just so messed up, who invented those?!?
Kevin’s increased laugh level gives more integrity and creativity to each and every headline!
As well as anytime the band plays rim shot style riffs with feeling. They were dying with laughter at 16:53.
The Titanic snow globe, if you shake it little bodies float around 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Miss these days!
Thanks for the laughs!
I’m wondering what it was like when Jay Leno was like 10 or 11 at the family dinner table. A lot of fun.
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Laughed so hard, Majaw hurts. 😂
Half the fun is seeing Jay crack up!
Kevin, too.
Really Enjoying this. Used to to tune into him. On Mondays waiting for this. Thanks for posting!
- wishes of wellness & all the best from Pittsburgh
Thanks and same to you from Shillong, India...Stay Safe !
@@RichieMajaw you are welcome my Indian friend
Blessings from KC, Kansas!
I give a big Whoo Hoo!!! From some random jagoff from the 'burgh.. an 'nat! Oh and LET'S GO PENS!!!
Excellent...
Thanks, Richie, for posting these. I don't get to laugh very often, but these do the trick! Hysterical!
Same here. 😂
My favorite part of the show
Please don't cut out Kevin's comments. Like on the prom accessories one. I remember Kevin saying, "That prom I would have gone to."
Think about it Jay! Cats like to knead before laying down, to make the place comfy. Knead dough to "make biscuits". You own a cat, you should know this.
I think he has cats. I have cats and don’t think I’ve heard it.
I knew right away what it meant. Making biscuits. Every cat owner would know that.
"Healthy first!" I miss these Headline segments.
Some of the headlines were cut off to soon
Buckwheat and The Ho sounds like an old UPN show 😁
I'm "sorry", But I'd SERIOUSLY buy from "Missing Finger Fireworks", You KNOW they'll have the GOOD SHIT!
I really miss this stuff! Just a reminder that there were dumb people all along!!
I really want to try HAPPY FARMER'S Choco CRACK. The (cow?) on the box is SERIOULSLY enjoying it! 🤣
I wonder what sort of toy it would contain?😀
😂 16:14 👍👌
...‘Extra Credit’ 🤣
Why cut off his comments about the headlines? That's part of what makes it funny!!
Avoiding copyright laws.....
The Valentine's Day Shootout....IN MY TOWN
21:35 - They cut Jay off before he could say "and MY favorite." Why not show his favorite one?
Avoiding copyright laws....
28:09 That's not the Penguin. It's Willie Wonka.
Trivia: Clorox @ 28:29 also made and marketed frozen dinners, and they flopped!
Jaw Leno, yu so funy. Me laugh yu long time.
Subtitles please.
27:24 where can I buy the Titanic slide?
12:16 $3.50 reward? That’s got to be the *cheapest* reward ever lol
Still is....
I'm looking for a segment with him saying Puerto Racoons! Has anyone seen it?
17:45 Good news! It's a suppository!
Can i have some of that yohgurt please?
4:24 little did he know
“Male or Female, Yes or No?” Yeah, it was funny back then….
Still is funny now…. There’s no and ifs or butt’s… it’s still male 😊and female
You’re born just yesterday or what? It’s still hella funny! What? Afraid of snowflakes? Oh, being an “up-to-date” person, I will always proudly identify as attack helicopter with pronoun it / ah-64
I was being sarcastic 😊. Doesn’t always translate well in a comment.
@@ckatheman that’s the problem with text I’m also being sarcastic, but this 😃 emoji or lenny face helps
p.s I don’t give a damn about what they like to identify their crotch is, don’t push pronoun on law &stranger i always admire thailand for never making it an issue and they co-exists without force
I wonder how many people answer that question. 🤔
male or female yes or no
who knew that would be a good question one day
I want to make so many comments, but there are so many! The guy went for heart by pass and got circumcised, how you think the other guy felt waking up with his chest cracked open, and he still can’t retract his you know what!
Those porcupine balls are a nightmare if they get I. Your kids hair, the whole thing is just so messed up, who invented those?!?
That home in Carversville is in Pa. It's probably sinking into a coal mine
19:30 🤣
Willy Wonka @ 28:16 ?
Tertible editing
Translate to English
9:30 lol
0:51. Amazon before Amazon was Amazon
I was thinking Charlie from Always Sunny but that too
3:51 hemp and apple
How about Headlines dedicated entirely to stupid criminals
Calling all commenters!
Please feel free to write of your demented rage here!
Funny.
Pollo is pronounced poyo
Leno's a gringo, you know that.
"Titanic Slide" ???? Who designed that? It's in very poor taste
@ 27:26 you’re welcome 😇
I used to think Johnny Carson was kind of funny. Then Jay came along, and I realized Johnny really wasn't funny at all.
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Allen keys running for president?
He tried getting the nomination a few times: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Keyes
He even dove into a mosh pit once in 2000 while campaigning.
Then he lost a senate seat to some chap named Barack Obama in 2004.
markuslappalainen Alan Keyes was a Nazi!!!!!!!!
The broken English is now how most Americans write and speak...
Snakes and dragons are evil.
Or-thog-nay-thick
Are you male or female? NO - What's funny? I dont get it.
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JOKE :P
Leno. Not funny.
Then why watch it??🤦
These are good but you keep editing out some of the funny commentary and some of the ads. Play the whole thing without the edits.