This stuff is so funny, my ribs ached from laughing and my eyes watered. I have never seen a routine more hilarious. No other comedy video comes even close.
Back when it was the norm to make fun of stupidity but now we have to somehow embrace it and cuttle it so we dont hurt its feelings or else we are deemed the bad guy or something like that:)
@@hoofarted8709 Well, hoof (I'm assuming your surname is hoof and you're an artist) let's explore this fish treatment idea so you won't have to admit to misspelling cuddle. Hmmm, just say that treating them like a fish includes deboning them. That'll scare 'um off.
There are at least 3 different houses along the East coast with the address of "45 Shades of Death Rd."! Why does more than one town have that street name??
Years ago we lived in Klamath Falls, Oregon. The largest dentist office in town was composed of Dr. Slaughter, Dr. Savage, and Dr.Nash..... Slaughter, Savage, and Nash...Dentists. Would have made a better law office.
I laughed till I cried. I love headlines I sure miss them. It was good to be able to laugh at ourselves.😅😅
That "horseovaries" one stuck with me, I remember nearly dying of oxygen deprivation when I first saw it.
This stuff is so funny, my ribs ached from laughing and my eyes watered. I have never seen a routine more hilarious. No other comedy video comes even close.
Thank you for uploading this Headlines segment, another one I haven't seen before!
45 Shades of Death Road sold AGAIN in Nov 2019
...wonder what happened to the previous buyers?
Unique Leno posting unseen elsewhere. Wow, a strong one! Thanks a lot.
One of the best segments I’ve seen! They never get old!
Jay and Kevin were both so funny!
I sure miss Jay and Kevin - they were the best on late night. Just garbage now (2023)
You can still watch them online. Jay and Kevin do a remake of the old Groucho Marx game show You Bet Your Life.
Kevin’s laugh is everything
ive been watching all these Jay Leno headlines videos on all the channels - they are so funny
I almost choked on my cereal on the “complimentary horse ovaries”….😂😂😂😂😂😂
Any trouble selling the lovely home located at 666 Shades of Death Road?
I used to love these when they were on. J.Fallon needs something like this.
Love the old late nights shows Johnny was the besst
I'll add to the thank you's!! Love these new uploads ❤
Whole wheat bread but without the W on the whole 😁
Thanks. I had not seen this one before!
Actually, 45 Shades of Death Road is in Avella Pennsylvania. It was last sold in 2019 for $188K.
😳😅🤣😂
Leno was a genuine comedian. Fallon is a joke without words .
Or words without a joke.
You have Jay himself to blame for Fallon. It should've Conan.
Hopefully one day someone will make a video with every headlines ever done
i have liked every one of these i have seen so far if a another comedian could do more of these i would subscribe to their channel
Back when it was the norm to make fun of stupidity but now we have to somehow embrace it and cuttle it so we dont hurt its feelings or else we are deemed the bad guy or something like that:)
Yeah, it's the damned evil, amoral, dirty COMMUNIST, political correctness that we became too cowardly to stand up to!!
The word is "cuddle," a "cuttle" is a type of fish.
@@jeannemara1600 ...thats what i meant, treat them like a fish...lol...just kidding...i did misspell cuddle:)
Speak for yourself. I still make fun of stupidity. I'm not politically correct and never will be.
@@hoofarted8709 Well, hoof (I'm assuming your surname is hoof and you're an artist) let's explore this fish treatment idea so you won't have to admit to misspelling cuddle. Hmmm, just say that treating them like a fish includes deboning them. That'll scare 'um off.
There are at least 3 different houses along the East coast with the address of "45 Shades of Death Rd."! Why does more than one town have that street name??
Amazing!
"Shades of death road" perhaps named because New Bethel Cemetery is on it !
Years ago we lived in Klamath Falls, Oregon. The largest dentist office in town was composed of Dr. Slaughter, Dr. Savage, and Dr.Nash..... Slaughter, Savage, and Nash...Dentists. Would have made a better law office.
I google'd Shades of Death Road. There's even a Wikipedia page on it. LOL
Shades of Death Road. New Jersey
Wow! This segment was just only totally “awesome!”. Let’s reunite Jay and Kevin! Do you hear us all you network programming types?
I had to look up Shades of Death rd after watching this and somehow there are 3 states with that street name. Why?
45 shades of death rd
is just around the corner from
New Bethel Cemetery..
Thank you
No, I don't want to leave my dog in a canal!
Actually, there are two (!) Shades of Death roads. 1 is near Pa's west border and one in NJ! 😮😂
That letter from Santa wasn't slander. It's actually libel.
it was actually a joke.
@drats1279 slander is spoken, and print is libel. It's a common mistake. Even Jay got it wrong here.
5:48 frosted spoon size shredded WHAAT??!! 🤣
Nice
A few decades ago, in Japan, padded panties to give woman a more rounded appearance were available.
Madonna used these on her most recent tour. Or, were they Depends?
There is a 'Shades of Death Road' in New Jersey.
1:04 Whore Wheat Bread 😂
3:28 What else do they offer? Beer belly tank top?
Kim kadashinin lost her but 😅😅ha😅😅
👍👍
You glad is not on 1313 St.
Made out of who??
Now, not so funny, because from what I've seen on social media NO ONE CAN SPELL!