MAN I miss Jay Leno's Headlines back in my grade school days. Every monday night, headlines before I slept when I was a kid, then share them to people the next morning. Memories. :)
I'm 53 years old. Old enough to remember Johnny and Ed, Jay and Kevin. I'm also old enough to know no one cares whether I have watched The Tonight Show since Jay left.
It's really too bad that late night "comedians" these days are so horrible. For example I've watched several of these where there are a lot of Clinton jokes, a lot of Bush jokes, but they're all in good fun. Now political "comedy" is used as a platform to just insult anyone you disagree with. Leno was an equal opportunity offender.
Thanks to that menu I call sports drinks “energy fluid” with my son. No one else gets it and they wouldn’t finish it funny if I tried to explain. You just have to see it!
portable toilet bombed police have nothing go on ..........even though I've seen this 50 times i still laugh every time. if i could i would make a perfect replica android of jay nobody else can make me crack up laughing like jay leno
Jay Leno really ought to continue this series here on UA-cam. Be honest, do you ever watch Jay Leno's Garage? I seen about three dozen episodes but that is it.
@@stevenherrold5955 I loved how he took shots at Olive Garden, and how they were not authentic Italian food. It resonated with me How many comics make original observations like that? Not many
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
"Jack the Stripper" was not a blooper. This name was used for the perpetrator of the Hammersmith nude murders of 1964 and 1965. The case was never solved. (It was the victims who were stripped nude.)
You can turn your eyes enough to see inside your ear using a mirror? Along with having that deal inside your ear? That’s pretty impressive. Even if you had a couple mirrors, you couldn’t really see inside your ear while using that, or even if you weren’t using it, still can’t see what’s actually inside your ear.
"You realize that when we get married, Jay Leno will call us the Busch-Grabber wedding, even though your name is Tina Graber?" "Police believe the well-armed survivalist killed himself before setting his apartment on fire." That's some survivalist! "If you're singing and people are SHOOTING at you. . . "
I haven't watched late night TV since Jay and Kevin left. No talent like them on TV anymore. Headlines and the 99-cent store were the best. Current late night TV has no-talent hosts, boring guests, annoying announcers, and are unwatchable.
The microphone could be used like Wonder Woman's bracelets to deflect bullets. Someone should give some to Yoko Ono, and if you got that reference you must be as old as I am.
It would be nice if someone would still do this, but late night tv sucks now. We have this politically correct stuff and almost no one talks about or knows how to talk about basic things like sports and celebrities without the topic coming up
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This is way more entertaining than anything on late night these days
True!!
i agree
MAN I miss Jay Leno's Headlines back in my grade school days. Every monday night, headlines before I slept when I was a kid, then share them to people the next morning. Memories. :)
Imagine how many headlines have gone to waste since Jay retired
Reminds me when I was a kid when they were on. The one night a week my parents let me stay up late then right to bed.
I'm 53 years old. Old enough to remember Johnny and Ed, Jay and Kevin. I'm also old enough to know no one cares whether I have watched The Tonight Show since Jay left.
I can only watch a few minutes of this at a time because it's so much comedy it's like overdose main line. This is such pure comedy!
Totally agree!
It's really too bad that late night "comedians" these days are so horrible. For example I've watched several of these where there are a lot of Clinton jokes, a lot of Bush jokes, but they're all in good fun. Now political "comedy" is used as a platform to just insult anyone you disagree with. Leno was an equal opportunity offender.
I know. Laughing makes me cough so I can only watch a few minutes.
😅
20+ years later and these still make me laugh. Thanks
Some of these headlines make majaw hurt, laughing. 😂
Loved these as a teen back in late 90s
Loved being a teen in the 90s!!
One of my favorites was medical study shows that infertility can be an inherited trait.
The driver in the Sacramento bank robbery that went through the carwash wasn't dumb, he was just trying to make a clean getaway...😂
.................
His next stop would have been to a laundromat to launder the money had he not been caught……
Awesome observation!!!!😂
And laundry his money
Bah-dum-Pah!
Thanks for posting. My go-to for a good laugh.
I always liked the weddings the best.
I miss headlines on Monday nights before bed. Always made the next day better .
still watching J and his cars. The ''if your'e singing and people are shooting at you" is funny stuff.
You just can't have a bad day when watching these.
Excellent... Thank you!
His reaction to Beast Implants made me laugh so hard!
Jay's the best! Unlike the garbage late night hosts now.
I miss the old talk shows
That very last one about the criminal who turned himself in is another reminder that sometimes, life IS fair.
The salmon line is from the movie Dumb & Dumber.
That's what I was thinking too, thanks for that clarification.
1:00 I don’t know why but I can’t help but laugh hard at that school lunch menu
Thanks to that menu I call sports drinks “energy fluid” with my son. No one else gets it and they wouldn’t finish it funny if I tried to explain. You just have to see it!
@@teresaaitha6256 But you’ve found a friend when somebody gets the joke!
17:44 So that's where Mike Myers got the idea for that Austin Powers joke.
Can I get the picture taken with the chicken dinner?
Meet my beast implants: Godzilla and Kong.😂
OMG! Amazon still sells the Cool Pooch drink bottle in 2024!
Jay just ignores a grenade is a great gift for your boss or ex-wife.
Trills gum is the best there is up here Canada I've loved it since a little kid and I'm 57 🙂
I bet you've got the cleanest teeth in the country 😁
Does it really take like soap? If so, which brand?
@@szqsk8 yes it did taste like soap!
@@ontariopicker6343 So did Black Jack gum here in the states. Was supposed to taste like black licorice but didn't make the grade.
portable toilet bombed police have nothing go on ..........even though I've seen this 50
times i still laugh every time. if i could i would make a perfect replica android of jay
nobody else can make me crack up laughing like jay leno
0:10 best headline of all time..//
"Buy one booger, get one free.." 😳😝😆😆
Great
Jay Leno really ought to continue this series here on UA-cam. Be honest, do you ever watch Jay Leno's Garage? I seen about three dozen episodes but that is it.
Yes I like Jay Leno's garage. Except the time he went riding around with Biden
i vote yes on that more headlines seafood restaurant fook yue nobody can make me laugh like jay leno
I could get behind that! We ought to start a petition or write Jay a letter or something!
@@stevenherrold5955 I loved how he took shots at Olive Garden, and how they were not authentic Italian food. It resonated with me How many comics make original observations like that? Not many
@@gspendlove Yes Jay I hope you catch this
Jay was so funny ha. Also this was before everyone was so sensitive lol.
@ What? lol
Candid Camera Classics - UA-cam
I liked the Iceland/Vegas discrepancy.
To be fair, The SHURE mic ad COULD be a selling point for "rap battles". Just Sayin'
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
24:50. That's normal. That's why there's a long chain.
The man, frustrated, *walked* away...
"Jack the Stripper" was not a blooper. This name was used for the perpetrator of the Hammersmith nude murders of 1964 and 1965. The case was never solved. (It was the victims who were stripped nude.)
30 years for stealing $300 ??? Guy must have had a hell of a long record !
Not ONLY did the guy from King of Prussia set his apartment on fire AFTER he died..He was a SURIVALIST! 🤣💀
There is a Jack the Stripper. He was a killer in the 1960s.
Apparently Disney Disease is a rash you get from getting too much sun while walking around...Disney World
*I like turning himself in for the $3000 reward!*
7:50 it's actually worse, Hebert is pronounced "a bear"
So it's the Screw, Abear wedding.
A good laugh
1:20 "Buy one buger, get one free" 😂🤢🤮😂😂
6:18 there really was another murderer named “jack the stripper” a different murderer than jack the ripper.
21:34 it's called a mirror Jay.
You can turn your eyes enough to see inside your ear using a mirror? Along with having that deal inside your ear? That’s pretty impressive. Even if you had a couple mirrors, you couldn’t really see inside your ear while using that, or even if you weren’t using it, still can’t see what’s actually inside your ear.
@@slimshead8100 what can I say I'm an impressive demi-God.
Putting a coin in the dog bank where normally put the batteries?? Strange! 😂
"You realize that when we get married, Jay Leno will call us the Busch-Grabber wedding, even though your name is Tina Graber?"
"Police believe the well-armed survivalist killed himself before setting his apartment on fire." That's some survivalist!
"If you're singing and people are SHOOTING at you. . . "
Probably already mentioned here, but I can't help myself. @27:15 ... Thurd grade....that was a shi**y year...
4:40. I can’t believe none of the writers on a comedy show know the movie Dumb and Dumber.
I love this, but it's so sad that this is the general population......uneducated .
What do you mean ? If everyone was “uneducated” this segment would not be funny to the audience. Most people are just fine 😊
thankfully. Who'd purchase your product?
I haven't watched late night TV since Jay and Kevin left. No talent like them on TV anymore. Headlines and the 99-cent store were the best. Current late night TV has no-talent hosts, boring guests, annoying announcers, and are unwatchable.
Gen Z, describe the American flag....
The microphone could be used like Wonder Woman's bracelets to deflect bullets. Someone should give some to Yoko Ono, and if you got that reference you must be as old as I am.
its too late.... the damage from her singing has already been done
unless you were referring to the Dakota,
This video had no sound and sadly for Leno, it was just as good without it.
03:15 _THE SIGN SAID STOP_
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
25:10 LMAO
Jay didnt get the dumb and dumber reference at 4:35 😂
Richie, have you thought about making a compilation of stupid criminal headlines ? Or weird animal ads?
Dogs are members of the family; so maybe that is his son.
20:06 However, still not as bad as chewing with your mouth full, I’m guessing!! 😁👍
11:46
19 year old Gratitude...???
I like Thrills gum
YUKI = YOO-KEE
..or maybe that bulletproof microfine would be appreciated by a presidential candidate.
Seems a bit ironic that the guy posting Jay Leno videos has that last name - Majaw. 🤔
It would be nice if someone would still do this, but late night tv sucks now. We have this politically correct stuff and almost no one talks about or knows how to talk about basic things like sports and celebrities without the topic coming up
Could you imagine old Art Donavan telling his drinking and football stories or Don Rickles?
@@michaellinner7772 NBC special? No, but I'd like to see outcome.
That's your opinion. I like Kimmel myself.
Okay, the last guy got 30 years for robbery, but did he get the $4000? :)
He’ll get the 4K over the next 30 years as pay for being a prisoner.
The gum that tastes like soap.
The gum that cleans out your mouth!!!!😂
Only Jay can take such lame jokes and make you laugh anyway
You can’t even see it🤔🤓
He would've been canceled for calling that lovely woman butch
DOES YOU HAVE ASTHMA?
WHy is this video so blurry...cant watch.
It's 30+ year old tv footage...
WATCHMEN ALERT!! GOD is about to JUDGE an unbelieving world! But followers of JESUS, marked by the Holy Spirit will VANISH first! There is Good News... the Bible says "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life" (John 3:16) JESUS is the ONLY way to heaven! Admit you're a sinner, on the path to hell! Just doing good deeds or saying you're a good person won't work! REPENT, change direction and call upon Jesus for forgiveness! BELIEVE in your heart that Jesus is the Son of God, that he came in the flesh, lived a sinless life and then died on a CROSS for you! TRUST that God raised JESUS from the grave on the 3rd day and by FAITH accept the shed BLOOD of Jesus alone as payment for your sins! Jesus promised to come back... he's at the door right NOW!
Edits are annoying.
hahah
The BAND has horrible music.