I sent something in that Jay had on the show. I was doing crossword puzzles and I noticed before I started a new one, it had a 4-letter answer and the clue was “Leno has a big one.”
I was born in 86 so I remember sneaking out of bed Monday nights to watch headlines. Best part of the Tonight show in my opinion. Love there are whole compilations of these
I sure do. Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Jay Leno,even if he were half drunk while being on duty and presentable for the show. David Letterman,Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson,and even Jimmy Kimmel (!) could go around in circles to whatever Fallon had. It's just not the same. I had quit watching Fallon when I had watched his first night being the new host of the Tonight Show on NBC. I just didn't like it. Fallon may have improved a little bit more over the years,but I'll never watch it.
i wonder what foreigners like china or japan and Korea think of American grown humor my suspicions are that it differs depending on what language and nation your from
I agree, I would stay up late on Monday night for Jay Leno's Headlines...fifteen years ago me, my parents, and my aunt were in the studio audience of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and I thought it was gonna be a boring night. Boy was I SOOOO wrong...those Headlines were just hilarious, especially the one with the cat muzzle (it looked like something they had to put on a cat we used to have when she had to get shots). I know it doesn't look humane, but it was too damn funny. I guess my memorable trip to Hollywood to visit my aunt (my father's stepsister) triggered me to watch Jay Leno's headlines until the bitter end when Jimmy Fallon took over for the Tonight Show.
My mom is the same way With them I liked certain segments. With Jay, I like Headlines and Jay Walking. With Jimmy I like Thank You Notes and the song parodies.
When I arrived America about 2007, Jay Leno was still in his prime and Daniel Craig was just freshly started his first and best Bond film. I think this time was pure gold.
Johnny Carson was,too. Before him,Ed Sullivan show had been on. Way before my time. Born in '73. I remember the days when anyone could listen to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on the clock radio! Without ever turning on the TV. Those were good time LS for me.
I've watched these headlines over and over and I just continue to laugh so hard these were better times I miss Jay Leno so much he was so funny and so great and no one else will ever replace him
James Corden is more tolerable. The rest of them engage in too much politicking like nothing else is going on in the world. Goes to show how bad late night comedy writers are these days.
I really can't believe some of those wedding names. Some of those last names are unbelievable to begin with but then they somehow found each other and happened to have found each other and have a weird combo of last names.
Weird names are not that unusual. Where I live I’ve found a few people whose last name is the German word for fox. I’m afraid to say their name because, you know. Names like Hickey, Butts, and Colon are somewhat common too. Then I’ve learned some middle eastern women have the name Negar, which I think is pretty in their languages but English speakers would hesitate to say aloud. My name would end up on Headlines if I ever did anything worth publishing in a newspaper.
I think Jay milked the bit too much. If the bit is funny, allow it to be funny. The buildup, the "after explain"... It's NOT supposed to be about Jay being funny. He's not doing stand up. It's supposed to be about funny HEADLINES. If they're funny, they should be funny with NOBODY reading them. A great demonstration is when he says "I'm not even gonna read this one". That's always the funniest one in the bunch. But then again, some people want more explanation of the joke to get the humor. Takes all kinds.
I MISS Headlines Monday nights. Grade school memories of 5 minutes of laughing before bedtime then passing them along to my buddies the next morning. The hilarious wedding names were a category of their own. :) Thanks so much for doing this compilation, one of the best videos on UA-cam! :)
I never cared for the wedding name segment myself. He should have had this on every night it never gets old. however there's probably a lotta work involved here. he hasta come up with a comment on almost every one of them. and some of those comments & expressions are funnier than the subject matter. yeah on occasion Kevin sneaks in a snide, hilarious comment himself. They made a great team. How long was Leno on after Kevin left? wow 5 more years it wasn't the same after Kevin...
i grew up watching the tonight show. mom and dad watched it every night, especially good during jr high and high school i could stay up later and watch conan after jay leno.. good times
What makes these so great is Jay's comments. this guy is hilarious with his delivery, expressions. When he was kicked off the show I never watched another one.... the end of an era & NOT replaceable.
@@arnavbhamburkar hey! If u ever see it, I mailed him a funny article from the " weekly world news", that said " alien from another planet gives birth to Jay Leno's baby!"
Don't know if you're aware of this, but Jay & Kevin have a syndicated game show together. It's an updated version of the old Groucho Marx show You Bet Your Life.
My monday nights weren't complete unless I've watched this! I remember Jay said something like "all jokes must go!" when there was about a month left before he retired, that's when it really hit me that this fun ride was about to end
Crazy to think that we as a society are now incapable of producing this kind of simple charming humor. It's all message jokes, posing, virtue signaling and politics now.
life is hard and i 100% agree i think we should have the technology to make android copies of people we love some people deserve to live forever and jay is at the top of my list we are 18 months in this pandemic i don't blame people for having covid fatigue I'm tired of that stupid mask as well but rebelling will not make the virus go away
Thank God you opted to review your HD's contents rather than just save time and erase it, or bash it to pieces. Headlines was one segment I never missed, if I could help it.
In the previous comments people talked about the "newer, younger audience" that Fallon appeals to...I'm not so sure, because it seems that Fallon's Tonight show is like Seth Myers' show that follows it - it serves largely as a means of promoting other Lorne Michaels produced programming, and also to promote the various projects that past and present SNL cast members are involved in. Take a look at an average month's worth of guests on both Fallon's and Myers' shows; sometimes as much as 1/3 of their shows' guests are either past or present SNL cast members. That's the biggest difference between late night TV in 2007 and today - Lorne Michaels and Broadway Video's direct involvement in it.
@@tguns1 actually Frasier is my favorite show lol. I have the box set even. It's an intelligent yet at times crass humor. I was sooo hoping for a Niles and Daphne spinoff. It became all about them for the last two seasons.
@@davegoodwin1848 It's my favorite, too. I think it's the best all-round American sitcom. It covers every aspect of life and relationships as well as using every style of humor, and it was consistently good.
Just like with SNL when Will Ferrel left, I stopped watching The Tonight Show when Jay left. I tried to continue watching but something always felt off.
I worked for a cable company way back when, so long ago that they were promoting this crazy new product, internet service and the first promo slogan they went with was "Want some speed?"
I'm an Aussie and what gets me is this wasn't that long ago and check out the normality.. No racism.. Folks just being folks.. I really hope you guys can get back to normality and yeah Jay leno is great
Back when late night was funny.
Half of these wouldn't even be allowed on the air anymore because people would be too offended.
This is probably the 8th time I’ve watched this since 07 ,
Every time I feel down I get me headlines fix
Its like therapy
Same here!!!
The world will never be like this again
I sent something in that Jay had on the show. I was doing crossword puzzles and I noticed before I started a new one, it had a 4-letter answer and the clue was “Leno has a big one.”
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I remember i loved Mondays because of Headlines! Jay was the best!
Jay's headlines are the best. I miss the old late night shows with him.
And oh my god, that muzzle for cats had me dying from laughter 🤣🤣
I can just imagine someone trying to put that on a cat. Oh well, they didn't need their skin, arms or eyes, really!
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It was a cat disguised as a mouse. Wait, what,,.. why?
Jay's comments added so much to the humorous headlines.
I was born in 86 so I remember sneaking out of bed Monday nights to watch headlines. Best part of the Tonight show in my opinion. Love there are whole compilations of these
i was born in 88, same
'89 here, my dad would let me stay up later on Mondays just so I could watch headlines with him. Good times.
Who else misses jay
I sure do. Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Jay Leno,even if he were half drunk while being on duty and presentable for the show.
David Letterman,Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson,and even Jimmy Kimmel (!) could go around in circles to whatever Fallon had.
It's just not the same.
I had quit watching Fallon when I had watched his first night being the new host of the Tonight Show on NBC.
I just didn't like it.
Fallon may have improved a little bit more over the years,but I'll never watch it.
Because it’s worth it
I miss jay
He was the best.
Everyone
Jay needs to give us all those headlines he could never read on network TV
I miss these.
Headlines was undoubtedly one of the top comedy segments on ANY late show!
i wonder what foreigners like china or japan and Korea think of American grown humor my suspicions are that it differs
depending on what language and nation your from
This and Dave Letterman's Top 10 lists are two of the greatest segments on any talk show!
This and Johnny Carson's Carnac the Magnificent.
He stole it from Letterman, was originally called “Dumb Ads”, but NBC didn’t let Letterman take it to CBS. That being said, I think Jay did it better.
I agree, I would stay up late on Monday night for Jay Leno's Headlines...fifteen years ago me, my parents, and my aunt were in the studio audience of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and I thought it was gonna be a boring night. Boy was I SOOOO wrong...those Headlines were just hilarious, especially the one with the cat muzzle (it looked like something they had to put on a cat we used to have when she had to get shots). I know it doesn't look humane, but it was too damn funny. I guess my memorable trip to Hollywood to visit my aunt (my father's stepsister) triggered me to watch Jay Leno's headlines until the bitter end when Jimmy Fallon took over for the Tonight Show.
The handcrafted leather gum case one really cracked me up. 😂
18:20 The squirrel in a wheelchair's the one that got me.
@Canucklesammich That one was really funny. 😂
I used to love Headlines! I miss Leno. I don't watch anymore late night shows. It's just not the same.
Right!! Jay was the Best!!!( Fallon schmalon!!)
I too miss the old days when I watched Jay on late night. Headlines and Jaywalking were my favorite. #misstheclassics
@@mariofernandez7227 Loved headlines!!
Agreed
My mom is the same way With them I liked certain segments. With Jay, I like Headlines and Jay Walking. With Jimmy I like Thank You Notes and the song parodies.
These old shows so much better than garbage on Network TV today.
When I arrived America about 2007, Jay Leno was still in his prime and Daniel Craig was just freshly started his first and best Bond film. I think this time was pure gold.
I miss Jay. When late night used to be great.
Johnny Carson was,too. Before him,Ed Sullivan show had been on. Way before my time.
Born in '73. I remember the days when anyone could listen to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on the clock radio!
Without ever turning on the TV.
Those were good time LS for me.
I love the way Kevin Eubanks laugh’s
No matter how many times I I watch these segments I always find myself laughing out loud. Bravo Jay and Kevin.
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jay had a great way of presenting headlines. kevin was great too and all the people that help make this show possible did a great job.
Jay should still be the host of the Tonight Show.
Jay's worst episode is better than Fallons best. The dude was funny.
Jordon Davis that’s just what I was thinking
Fallon is just awful
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Who’s Fallon?
Why do you say that specifically how do you pro queer shit queer shit I would agree with you
I've watched these headlines over and over and I just continue to laugh so hard these were better times I miss Jay Leno so much he was so funny and so great and no one else will ever replace him
I know, right? This is about my third or fourth viewing of this episode.
I dunno. This bit is getting a little old. Even the audience gave most of these jokes a polite chuckle.
I once saw a wedding announcement for Swallows-Cox.
I could watch theese all day
Love watching these takes me back to clean decent TV with decent hosts. Love Jay Leno.
I miss all these..
Few things say classy like a personalized leather gum case. That's when you know you've hit the big time😁.
These are a riot, I miss Jay.
Used to watch him every night
Jay Leno was funnier, faster and classier than David Letterman.
This is loads better than the late night crapola we have now!
@JIGS UP same with saturday night live the originals made it so popular it will be hard to kill. but not even funny now
James Corden is more tolerable. The rest of them engage in too much politicking like nothing else is going on in the world. Goes to show how bad late night comedy writers are these days.
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I actually cried when he left and Headlines was gone. I always laughed so much, and it would brighten up my week. Nobody is as funny to me. Miss him.
Cried? Jesus.
So MUCH better than Jimmie Fallon!
I really can't believe some of those wedding names. Some of those last names are unbelievable to begin with but then they somehow found each other and happened to have found each other and have a weird combo of last names.
Weird names are not that unusual. Where I live I’ve found a few people whose last name is the German word for fox. I’m afraid to say their name because, you know. Names like Hickey, Butts, and Colon are somewhat common too. Then I’ve learned some middle eastern women have the name Negar, which I think is pretty in their languages but English speakers would hesitate to say aloud. My name would end up on Headlines if I ever did anything worth publishing in a newspaper.
What really makes this skit work is Jay's comments. He carries the gag to its fullest.
The best when he laughs before the add.
And Kevin’s laugh
Imagine jimmy fallon just reading one after another without any comments and the world thinking he’s the funniest person on late night
I think Jay milked the bit too much. If the bit is funny, allow it to be funny. The buildup, the "after explain"... It's NOT supposed to be about Jay being funny. He's not doing stand up. It's supposed to be about funny HEADLINES. If they're funny, they should be funny with NOBODY reading them. A great demonstration is when he says "I'm not even gonna read this one". That's always the funniest one in the bunch.
But then again, some people want more explanation of the joke to get the humor.
Takes all kinds.
Yup!
Oh, I miss him so much. I’m dying 😹
Love headlines segment on jay leno tonight show
MOVE THE COW!!!! My favorite line ever!! Lol
YES!!!!! GET SOME STEAKS AND BURGERS!!!
I remember watching this run of Headlines weekly. The Squirrel in a Wheelchair headline still kills me after almost 13 years.
And they even have a door it can open!
Never watched Leno.
“Free Squirrel In A Wheelchair” got me.
The knife/fork> KNORK finished me off.
This is awesome👍
I MISS Headlines Monday nights. Grade school memories of 5 minutes of laughing before bedtime then passing them along to my buddies the next morning. The hilarious wedding names were a category of their own. :)
Thanks so much for doing this compilation, one of the best videos on UA-cam! :)
I never cared for the wedding name segment myself. He should have had this on every night it never gets old. however there's probably a lotta work involved here. he hasta come up with a comment on almost every one of them. and some of those comments & expressions are funnier than the subject matter. yeah on occasion Kevin sneaks in a snide, hilarious comment himself. They made a great team. How long was Leno on after Kevin left? wow 5 more years it wasn't the same after Kevin...
@@leecowell8165 He's a pro.
Always the best jokes, still get reruns when I need a good laugh.
The wedding names are just hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never cared for that segment myself. Maybe its just a male thing.
2 of my teachers were featured on that segment. Laura Sharpe and Stan Harder.
funny headlines + jay's deliverance + good crowd + my man kevin laughing his ass off = perfect
I had no idea I was going through the good ol days back then...
I miss those days watching these every time they come on… great tv programming
The wedding announcements are always hysterical!
i grew up watching the tonight show. mom and dad watched it every night, especially good during jr high and high school i could stay up later and watch conan after jay leno.. good times
All I do is laugh my a- off!!! Jays comments are hysterical!!😂😂🤣🤣😁🙋♀️♥️
Damn tootin'. The 'Pet of the Week' bit at 36:30 actually gave me stomach aches from laughing. Super!
These videos are the equivalent of strawberry cheesecake: highly concentrated and indulgent.
Jay's "policeman" voice always makes me laugh
This is my go-to for a laugh and pick-me-up. Love Jay's humor.😊
What makes these so great is Jay's comments. this guy is hilarious with his delivery, expressions. When he was kicked off the show I never watched another one.... the end of an era & NOT replaceable.
I love Kevin Eubanks comment about "NAACP" Basketball 🏀! (It's ALMOST the SAME THING Jay!!! 😆 😂 🤣) 44:07
I was so Glad when Jay used an article that I sent him for " Headlines"!
Which one did you send?
@@arnavbhamburkar hey! If u ever see it, I mailed him a funny article from the " weekly world news", that said " alien from another planet gives birth to Jay Leno's baby!"
I sent one too! It aired but I haven’t seen it on here yet.
Watching this because real life now is just too depressing
agree
Hope u feeling better
Man, Laying down stoned watching this before bed was the best in high school.
@@Catholicophobia Hell yeah. Leno was the best.
Youre notg rnjoyinv Covid
Seafood pasta with tomato sauce SPRINKLED WITH ANGEL DUST. Wow I really feel like taking my clothes off in an intersection and karate chop traffic
One of my favorite segments on Jay Leno.
I want that gum case.
I miss Jay and Kevin.
Don't know if you're aware of this, but Jay & Kevin have a syndicated game show together. It's an updated version of the old Groucho Marx show You Bet Your Life.
Jay was the best
Headlines were the best!
I never watched Jay on the Tonight Show, was a Letterman guy. But these videos are making me wish I had checked it out. Jay is one funny man.
Ditto
Jay Leno is funnier than David Letterman by a mile.
My monday nights weren't complete unless I've watched this! I remember Jay said something like "all jokes must go!" when there was about a month left before he retired, that's when it really hit me that this fun ride was about to end
It's all over now!
Crazy to think that we as a society are now incapable of producing this kind of simple charming humor. It's all message jokes, posing, virtue signaling and politics now.
I come here when I want to laugh and pretend Im back in better days
What do they have? A Sirlion bigger than Jay Leno's chin!!
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Me too. When times seemed better.
life is hard and i 100% agree i think we should have the technology to make android copies of people we love
some people deserve to live forever and jay is at the top of my list we are 18 months in this pandemic i don't blame people
for having covid fatigue I'm tired of that stupid mask as well but rebelling will not make the virus go away
I miss this segment.
I always enjoyed this segment on this show. Sooo funny !!!
Literally could watch the leather gum case one on loop for days
Thank God you opted to review your HD's contents rather than just save time and erase it, or bash it to pieces. Headlines was one segment I never missed, if I could help it.
"Eat kids free" got me. Great times these were.
I LOVED that newspaper "correction"! I've still got the giggles! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Can you imagine the NAACP basketball joke in 2022? We've lost our sense of humor and THAT is what will cause our demise.
Miss so much “the tonight show with Jay Leno”,, was the best.
"It's G spot barbershop. It's funny how men can find the place!"
Me: LMAO SO TRUE!
Thanks for making this continuous without any commercials
@uh wot no I don't have premium
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I love headlines! They are my "lullaby".
For me too. Then…and now. In 2024. Sheesh…
I love headlines. Headlines always made me laugh. Johnny Carson and Jay Leno were the best hosts of the tonight show.
In the previous comments people talked about the "newer, younger audience" that Fallon appeals to...I'm not so sure, because it seems that Fallon's Tonight show is like Seth Myers' show that follows it - it serves largely as a means of promoting other Lorne Michaels produced programming, and also to promote the various projects that past and present SNL cast members are involved in. Take a look at an average month's worth of guests on both Fallon's and Myers' shows; sometimes as much as 1/3 of their shows' guests are either past or present SNL cast members. That's the biggest difference between late night TV in 2007 and today - Lorne Michaels and Broadway Video's direct involvement in it.
Remember Ed Ames on the show with Carson? the hatched throwing skit! I could NOT stop laughing because that was most certainly not rehearsed!
Headlines is one of the funniest segments on Leno.
Wow, that hour just flew by!
I really miss the segments where they do the gas station news talking to people pumping gas
After watching , I notice Leno mentions his dyslexia in every video.
Jay has a nice voice.
The Trump/Rosie feud actually did last longer than the war in Iraq! lol
Dude, there never was a war in Iraq. It was an invasion by the U.S military. And Network Jay sucks sweaty ball sacks. Collector Jay is cool though.
I had a local wedding one I wanted to send in but he retired just as I got it. It was the "Fraser-Crane" wedding lol. I still have it in a scrap box.
I love Frasier. :)
Most shows now are garbage that panders to the lowest common denominator.
@@tguns1 actually Frasier is my favorite show lol. I have the box set even. It's an intelligent yet at times crass humor. I was sooo hoping for a Niles and Daphne spinoff. It became all about them for the last two seasons.
The funniest one he ever did was Cockman-Dickman
@@davegoodwin1848 It's my favorite, too. I think it's the best all-round American sitcom. It covers every aspect of life and relationships as well as using every style of humor, and it was consistently good.
Now we need some jaywalking compilation ones...
Loved Jaywalking too....how did Jay's mind work?!?
Laura hooked me up with an incredible ride!
God, I miss Jay Leno hosting the Tonight Show.
Just like with SNL when Will Ferrel left, I stopped watching The Tonight Show when Jay left. I tried to continue watching but something always felt off.
ALL the shows have gone down the toilet, SNL, Late Night, etc, they're all hollow, political correctness enslaved crap.
Andrew Tornadoboy 💯
the squirrel in a wheelchair killed me...
Yes, but at least there are doors made for the poor little fellows.
I'd pay money to see that squirrel tooling around on that wheelchair. 😏
Free kitten 😸? Free?
thank you so much for uploading this. so bingeworthy!
Singles can still enjoy VD!
this is a very funny compilation - thanks for Posting - have a great thanksgiving. GET WELL Jay !
Back when life was good and jokes were just jokes.
And people didn’t look to be offended
I remember the cat muzzle one. I believe when I saw that one I was in the studio audience of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno that night :)
Great memories thanks. Had weekly calls with my aging mom about headlines. Especially weddings. Takes me back to great laughs.
I worked for a cable company way back when, so long ago that they were promoting this crazy new product, internet service and the first promo slogan they went with was "Want some speed?"
June Lockhart was also the "Lost in Space mom," she turned 95 this past June...wonder if she was named after the month
Great to see some fresh clips. I search for Headlines when I need a laugh, and these did not disappoint. Thank you so much for sharing.
Thank you for sharing this with us. Really enjoyed Jay.
the husband is a clown then
I'm an Aussie and what gets me is this wasn't that long ago and check out the normality.. No racism.. Folks just being folks.. I really hope you guys can get back to normality and yeah Jay leno is great
Jay is a natural par excellance!
I used to love headlines
I still love Jay! He was the absolute best!😂