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  • Опубліковано 7 гру 2019
  • Found these on an old hard drive. Posting as a public service for purely entertainment purposes.

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  • @roaddog1493
    @roaddog1493 2 роки тому +15

    Today's late night shows are not comedy, they are political!

  • @WessyD123
    @WessyD123 10 місяців тому +6

    this was the best segment any late show ever had.. i wish they would bring it back..

  • @arthurmah7023
    @arthurmah7023 Рік тому +6

    I love the headlines , best laughing medicine ever

  • @Pack.Leader
    @Pack.Leader Рік тому +3

    Oh, man. A good laugh is hard to find these days. Thanks for posting these. The good old days.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 6 місяців тому

      Yeah. Since Letterman. How about Conan O'Brien? The Ferguson show? (I forgot his first name ; was it Craig?) .
      I sure miss the days whenever the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band,used to be also heard on the radio. In FM!
      Remember that?
      Those were the good old days.

  • @MrPoppyDuck
    @MrPoppyDuck 2 роки тому +121

    Back from when late night TV was actually worth watching. Thanks for posting!

  • @bloodofredmoon
    @bloodofredmoon Рік тому +50

    I remember in 2007 I moved out of my parent's house to go to college. I would visit them and stay the night sometimes and every time headlines came on they'd call me in their room to watch it. We always had the biggest laughs from this! Good times :)

  • @Zaaxun
    @Zaaxun 3 роки тому +85

    45 minutes straight of headlines..
    It's like I just won the lottery!!

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому +5

      I'M WATCHING THEM RIGHT NOW, LOL! A WHOLE PLETHORA OF THEM..

    • @alexcarter6446
      @alexcarter6446 3 роки тому +6

      That's nothing. I found one that was over three hours long lol

    • @shamondavis406
      @shamondavis406 2 роки тому +6

      When he does the weddings, it's priceless 🤣🤣 It's the Devine Ho wedding 😂😂

    • @TerryLDaniels
      @TerryLDaniels 2 роки тому +1

      @@alexcarter6446 No need to brag

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 2 місяці тому

      Oh,yeah! Especially @ 7:34 .

  • @PH-qt6fj
    @PH-qt6fj 2 роки тому +22

    Back when late night was entertaining and humourous.

  • @glenne690
    @glenne690 2 роки тому +133

    I never get tired of Jay Leno sharing funny headlines.

    • @tomservo75
      @tomservo75 Рік тому +4

      I've had a pretty depressing day up to this point, turned this on and all better :)

    • @karina-oh7826
      @karina-oh7826 8 місяців тому +1

      Me also! They crack me up every time!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому +1

      One of the funniest headlines of Leno on the Tonight Show back in 2007..... @ 7:36 . Seventeen years ago to this day.... We're in 2024. February.
      It never fails to amaze me how people actually MAKE these proofreading mistakes constantly all the time!😅😅😅

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      Yeahhhhh! 😅
      Especially @ 7:34 of the tongue twister missed mistake of that mishap.
      That was funy.😂😂😂.
      Stay away from the water. That Jack Daniels had wanted to earn the townspeople's drinking buddies living IN A VAN BY THE RIVER! 😅😅

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      ​​​@@tomservo75👍. You're not the only one. I remember back in the late nineteen nineties.
      I miss the good old days when people used to listen to it on the clock radio, without having to turn on the television.
      Whether I do feel down,am lonely, and need come company,I had always listened to Leno.
      Can't listen to Letterman on any other FM station.
      Can't do that anymore.
      I don't know if I could also listen to Conan O'Brien as well. I had thought I could.
      Those were good times
      Then to some infomercial.
      That's when I had always turn it off.

  • @elaineproffitt1032
    @elaineproffitt1032 Рік тому +37

    Jay and Kevin are great together! Bring them back to the Tonight Show.

  • @juan833blue
    @juan833blue 3 роки тому +150

    Johnny Carson & Jay Leno were by far the best hosts of the Tonight Show

    • @Vickytoriahirt1234
      @Vickytoriahirt1234 3 роки тому +22

      Ya until Jimmy Fallon came along and ruined everything with non stop Left Wing propoganda, TDS, and political correctness

    • @igotanM16
      @igotanM16 3 роки тому +12

      Late night 'comedy' today has become a left wing echo chamber. Its not even funny.

    • @missnancylee6981
      @missnancylee6981 3 роки тому +4

      Oh yeah, I agree 100%. Letterman was good, too. But Johnny was, hands-down, the very best of the best. BAM, end of story!
      I used to like Stephan Colbert... until he took over after Letterman. Then when Trump was elected, OMG, Colbert is the chunky stuff in my vomit that makes me gag even more 🤮. I can not stand him. He is such an A#1 A$$WHOLE

    • @siggylloyd3566
      @siggylloyd3566 2 роки тому +7

      Steve Allen was pure class.

    • @peopleskarmasquad1042
      @peopleskarmasquad1042 2 роки тому +3

      Amen to that

  • @hahandroo
    @hahandroo 3 роки тому +23

    Omg. Miss this bit so much. The restaurant ads always killed me

    • @1964DB
      @1964DB 3 роки тому +3

      I love the stupid criminal bits.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 2 місяці тому

      Yep. Especially the Weddings headlines. Those were one of the best there was.
      Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.

  • @jimhall5472
    @jimhall5472 4 роки тому +76

    That was back when late night was funny. I sure miss those days. Johnny and Jay were the very best.

    • @TheMan750
      @TheMan750 4 роки тому +7

      Jim Hall yup

    • @guitarplayer8918
      @guitarplayer8918 4 роки тому

      This wasnt that long ago and Jay was NEVER funny

    • @ricerocket6627
      @ricerocket6627 2 роки тому +1

      @@guitarplayer8918 Jon Benet Ramsey's family put their house up for sale. They had it listed as a 2 story house: their story and the cops story

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 2 місяці тому

      ​@@guitarplayer8918Says you. Don't speak for everybody,bub.

  • @AstonishingSodApe
    @AstonishingSodApe 3 роки тому +49

    His delivery is flawless

  • @skyebird3933
    @skyebird3933 2 роки тому +68

    This is my go-to for a laugh and pick-me-up. Love Jay's humor. 😁

  • @bottlerocket3218
    @bottlerocket3218 Рік тому +4

    "Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves four men homeless." LOL

  • @bonnieforman9700
    @bonnieforman9700 2 роки тому +23

    I'm watching this in 2021 and I'm laughing my ass off. Jay is so funny with his side comments that he comes up with every headline. He is still the funniest late night show ever. No one can touch him. No one. And he has a big heart. Just a great guy too.

  • @aleksanderokonek4952
    @aleksanderokonek4952 3 роки тому +33

    When late Night comedy was actually FUNNY!

  • @yoursmommysbigtoe6256
    @yoursmommysbigtoe6256 Рік тому +2

    I miss these soon much

  • @amyexner
    @amyexner Рік тому +14

    I so miss Jay Leno….stoped watching when he left.

  • @Wizardof
    @Wizardof 11 місяців тому +3

    2004-2008 were the best years of the show!

  • @demisx
    @demisx Рік тому +11

    This was last late night show that was worth watching. Said.

  • @rebeccabamford5505
    @rebeccabamford5505 3 роки тому +170

    I really miss Jay Leno. We could sure use his humor right now.

    • @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9
      @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9 3 роки тому +5

      Ikr, love Jay

    • @robramsey7535
      @robramsey7535 3 роки тому

      @@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9 8

    • @johnzimmerman6997
      @johnzimmerman6997 3 роки тому +7

      Jay Leno was one of the best of the last. Today you have a bunch of low I.Q. Idiotic morons thinking their funny. Pleaseee!!!

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 2 роки тому +1

      Could use his hosting talent too!

    • @bryanwhite3021
      @bryanwhite3021 2 роки тому

      Daily wire just had truth yeller and he was featured for awhile

  • @davidm7824
    @davidm7824 3 роки тому +25

    I wish Jay never retired, he was the best by far!!!!!!!!!!!!! I watched every show.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 2 роки тому +1

      Easily the best.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 2 роки тому

      He was ASKED to leave...they wanted Fallon to take over! They thought he was better...and yet it's Colbert who wins the emmys!

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 2 роки тому

      @@susanfortier1161 And which one is actually funnier than Jay? Neither. Not even close.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 2 роки тому

      I didn't say they were funnier...and they aren't! But they can be funny!

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 2 роки тому +1

      @@susanfortier1161 I've seen interviews with all 3. Jay's the only one who seems truly humble and down to earth. I love that " Jay Leno's Garage " is doing so well.

  • @donaldstorm4959
    @donaldstorm4959 Рік тому +21

    This is always funny when he does headlines! I miss his show.

  • @davidhansbury6247
    @davidhansbury6247 2 роки тому +370

    For those unaware, this is an actual "late night comedian"...unfortunately now extinct.

  • @patriciahunt6970
    @patriciahunt6970 2 роки тому +9

    We desperately need comedy in our lives.

  • @Red-rl1xx
    @Red-rl1xx 3 роки тому +37

    The weddings always crack me up!

    • @rubyparchment5523
      @rubyparchment5523 3 роки тому +3

      Will we ever forget Aiken-Johnson?

    • @jr.a8301
      @jr.a8301 3 роки тому +2

      wang-holder

    • @uncletaylorify
      @uncletaylorify 2 роки тому +3

      The White-Folks wedding with the black couple was the funniest.

  • @stevearmstrong4561
    @stevearmstrong4561 2 роки тому +48

    The last real and honest Tonight Show hosts who was not politically correct and genuinely funny..Love Leno.You don't see this talent today..

  • @willow951
    @willow951 4 роки тому +184

    Best in late night. Jay Leno was awesome.., miss the laugher. Just not the same these days ...👏

    • @killacornislive3202
      @killacornislive3202 4 роки тому +8

      I miss the old Conan show.

    • @stansse1880
      @stansse1880 2 роки тому

      PPP p🤨🤨😆😃😂😜😉😎😇😇😉😇😱🥶💲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇻🇦🇸🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @Marsbonfire007
      @Marsbonfire007 2 роки тому +4

      You're obviously too young to remember Johnny Carson.

    • @teresalexis5604
      @teresalexis5604 2 роки тому

      @@killacornislive3202 see

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 2 роки тому +2

      Nothing s as funny these days.

  • @1964DB
    @1964DB 3 роки тому +140

    I love Jay's delivery and Kevin's laugh. Great duo!

    • @Cathy7167
      @Cathy7167 Рік тому +4

      So they have a game show called you bet your life and yeah Kevin still has his laugh and js so there’s still they’re the same as they’ve always been a great duo

    • @JustPlainSteve5372
      @JustPlainSteve5372 Рік тому

      Kevin is a DUD!

  • @sherryluce5780
    @sherryluce5780 4 роки тому +320

    Not only are the headlines funny, but so is jay!!! He made one of the best talk show hosts. My favorite. 😀😀

    • @carole947
      @carole947 4 роки тому +15

      I love this guy!!!!! hes funny!!¿!!0

    • @msr1116
      @msr1116 3 роки тому +27

      Jay is a stellar example of someone with a well-honed, genuinely natural comedic talent. He was able to zero in on the comedy immediately, which few can actually do and sustain for decades without becoming cynical, vulgar or profane. A rare gift.

    • @sherryluce5780
      @sherryluce5780 3 роки тому +12

      @@msr1116 Very well said!!!

    • @msr1116
      @msr1116 3 роки тому +4

      @@sherryluce5780 😁

    • @Omegatonboom
      @Omegatonboom 3 роки тому +2

      I used to like him too. But he was a jerk to Conan and I'll always be team CoCo because of it.

  • @Sobolady89
    @Sobolady89 2 роки тому +22

    Love Jay and he is really good to injured military vets, giving them cars to fit their injuries.

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 Рік тому +5

    I used to love Leno. He was hilarious. Loved the headlines bit. So hilarious

  • @TheBiggRiggz
    @TheBiggRiggz 2 роки тому +17

    Blast from the past! I used to stay up on Thursday (I'm not sure what night exactly( nights just for the headlines for a long time. Thanks to whoever put this together.

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 роки тому +3

      Monday.

    • @TheBiggRiggz
      @TheBiggRiggz 2 роки тому +1

      @@waynemarvin5661 sure. Could've been that night. I'll have to take your word for it, cuz I only know FOR CERTAIN that it wasn't Saturday or Sunday nights. Beyond that, no certainty unless I Google it. Even then it would be questionable, who trusts Google that much? Not me

    • @thesynisterarmy6938
      @thesynisterarmy6938 Рік тому +2

      It was Monday nights . I always stayed up to watch ...

    • @ghidrah76
      @ghidrah76 Рік тому +1

      Monday night headlines….always my favorite night

  • @matthewdouglas3567
    @matthewdouglas3567 2 роки тому +15

    I love all of these headlines! They are just so damn funny and hilarious!!!! Some making me laugh real hard - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @beanseff
    @beanseff 4 роки тому +34

    I used to love this. I send in one and it was read on the show. It was a quote from a free South Louisiana classified paper " thanks to the weekly, I sold my lower unit"

  • @handymatt1970
    @handymatt1970 8 місяців тому +12

    Flashbacks to my late Dad & i watching Jay Leno at home back in the good ol' days.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому +1

      Seventeen years ago,Jay Leno had appeared on the The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band.
      There's a pretty funny one @ 7:34 .
      Whenever I get depressed,had a rough day,or just plain need a pick me up,I used to watch Jay Leno.
      I remember when anybody could listen to it on a clock radio, without turning on the TV to watch it.
      Before they (the FCC) had taken it down.
      I miss those days.
      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.

  • @markrothenberg9867
    @markrothenberg9867 3 роки тому +20

    I just bust a gut watching these...over and over. Thanks for sharing.

  • @saino2001
    @saino2001 Рік тому +23

    Jay Leno did "headlines" better than anybody else!

  • @garymorris1856
    @garymorris1856 3 роки тому +9

    I used to love this "headline" bit.

  • @rangersNHL
    @rangersNHL 4 роки тому +76

    Used to love to watch Monday headlines

  • @catfish24
    @catfish24 Рік тому +5

    Johnny Carson and Jay were the best.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 6 місяців тому

      What about Conan O'Brien? Craig Ferguson show? Letterman? Those were the days when I never,ever get bored listening and watching them.
      Listening to Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band used to be heard on the radio. In FM! Remember those wonderful days?😊

  • @jacomans9078
    @jacomans9078 4 роки тому +47

    These two were the best...Period.

    • @myradselfdotwebsdotc
      @myradselfdotwebsdotc 3 роки тому +1

      Is that a take on vaginal dryness?

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      Or Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Conesey O'Bannon. Cone Dog 'O Bannister. Conan 'O Bunsby.
      Coney 'O Brain. Conrad 'O Brian. 😅😅😅😅

  • @billybergendahl3515
    @billybergendahl3515 4 роки тому +31

    Headlines were the best part of the Tonight Show. I have not watched the Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.

    • @msr1116
      @msr1116 3 роки тому +4

      Conan never fit and Fallon is meh.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 2 роки тому

      Leno didn't actually quit...he was asked to leave, so Fallen could take over! I like Fallen, but Leno was the best!!

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 2 роки тому

      I agree.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      ​@@msr1116Conan O'Brien is okay. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Letterman had been funny,too. I don't care what anyone negatively thinks or says.
      Humor is humor,no matter who's the host.

  • @bonnieforman9700
    @bonnieforman9700 Рік тому +7

    Jay didn't get the Mark Twain Award for nothing.

  • @Noobismatist
    @Noobismatist 4 роки тому +22

    I was just a lad when Jay Leno's were aired, looked forward to them every Monday night with my brothers.

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 2 роки тому +3

    won't grow cocoons and make uncomfortable...well thank God for that!

  • @dustinphillips8125
    @dustinphillips8125 Рік тому +2

    Headlines was something that I always made sure to catch wether I was watching the whole show or not. It was the absolute funniest thing I ever saw on the show and I have to say that it is one of the funniest things ever on any show ever!!! Wish it was still happening and always will!!! Thank you so much for sharing theses!!! It made me day and hell my week 😊

  • @luismilton487
    @luismilton487 Рік тому +35

    He is, and still is, so good. I learnt to understand most of a spoken English because of Jay. God Bless you Jay!

  • @antwhite684
    @antwhite684 2 роки тому +6

    I miss him on tv.

  • @joannguzzo185
    @joannguzzo185 Рік тому +7

    I miss jay he (& kevin) were awesome & hilarious

  • @user-zr4pd1zp7l
    @user-zr4pd1zp7l 3 роки тому +27

    The master of clean dirty humor. I used to look forward to the headlines segment. Bert was here ✌

    • @worldsbesttarot
      @worldsbesttarot 2 роки тому +5

      I love jay Leno I miss him so much late night is not the same with out him miss you jay 💖💝💘💌💗💓💞💕💟❣❤

    • @peteyp123
      @peteyp123 2 роки тому +2

      Same here

  • @herrunsinn774
    @herrunsinn774 4 роки тому +159

    I had not seen Jay's "Headlines" in years. I loved how he could find humor in everyday things. .. Wow what a difference between him and the current crop of mean-spirited foul-mouthed late night hosts. I know he loves his denim jeans and shirts on his "Jay Leno's Garage" but honestly, he looked great in a suit.

  • @tonylee3583
    @tonylee3583 Рік тому +4

    Jay is Iconic.

  • @andrearobinson3911
    @andrearobinson3911 2 роки тому +23

    My absolute favorite headline ever was when Jay lost it, reading about potty golf!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      THAT had been a classic back in those days.
      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.
      It's kinda difficult to find a good old-fashioned humor these days,in this day and age.
      David Letterman was funny too. I'm not picky about anyone making dumb, stupid,and ignorant comments about other comedians other than Leno.
      No. I could watch whatever I wanted to watch. And simply have a good jolly belly laugh.
      Comedy is comedy,no matter who's the host.
      And what era they had come from.
      Especially Rodney Dangerfield.
      He certainly had been a good comedian in his day.
      I didn't care about others negatively had said or thought.
      The point is to enjoy humor.
      Cher once had called Letterman an a-hole,and Dave...good ol' Dave hadn't cared.
      To me,he had been a true comedy genius.
      So what if they couldn't handle it.
      Too bad.
      I had liked Leno.

  • @mangoman6745
    @mangoman6745 4 роки тому +50

    I also like the fact that sometimes Jay segues headline ads into other headline ads it’s really funny.

  • @allonhanohof4496
    @allonhanohof4496 4 роки тому +33

    Nice to see some of the old talk shows ,they don’t make them like they use to that’s for sure , nice and refreshing and actually funny 😂

    • @dorothyford6616
      @dorothyford6616 3 роки тому +5

      Yes, when Jay quit the Tonight show, I quit TV. Can't sit through the current line up!!!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      ​@@dorothyford6616Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Especially him doing Headlines.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      Seventeen years ago since times had changed. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.
      I remember when I could just listen to it on the clock radio, back then in those days.
      Without having to turn on the TV.
      I also had watched David Letterman. Conan O'Brien. Craig Ferguson,and even Jimmy Kimmel.
      Even Jimmy *KIMMEL* could practically run circles around Fallon these days!
      If you tolerate handling through the fake sweetness,the airhead egos of what kind of celebrities we do have today.
      And the music!
      Ugh.
      I sure miss those days.
      Never again will somebody like Leno will ever appearing and being the host of any Tonight Show on any other channel.

  • @KoshN
    @KoshN 4 роки тому +20

    I miss Jay. 😂🤣😂

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      Ever since Johnny Carson,I remember when Jay Leno himself, had appeared on his Tonight Show one time.
      In earlier times. Those were the days I could remember of me feeling better after watching and listening to them.
      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.

  • @Willpower-74205
    @Willpower-74205 Рік тому +3

    I needed a moment to catch my breath after that final wedding announcement bit. 😃😆😂🤣 😁👍

  • @bobheigh9849
    @bobheigh9849 4 роки тому +81

    His laugh is so infectious, makes me laugh just because he does. ……..peggy

    • @andysedgley
      @andysedgley 3 роки тому +8

      And Kevin is totally funny too

    • @justjeph6927
      @justjeph6927 3 роки тому +1

      No doubt..he's the class clown, just look and laugh. Trying to find his Zorro character..think it was Jay O? Nothing from a quick Google search.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Especially him doing Headlines.

  • @FaithfulReasoning
    @FaithfulReasoning 4 роки тому +37

    Jay was amazing I used to watch him everytnight

  • @blondegypsy8525
    @blondegypsy8525 3 роки тому +47

    Love Kev’s laugh!!!!

    • @jtandme-ot9cl
      @jtandme-ot9cl 2 роки тому +2

      Always a good line, too!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 6 місяців тому

      Touché. Kevin Eubanks sure had been the bandleader and part-time sidekick with Jay Leno any day.

  • @doingit6681
    @doingit6681 4 роки тому +170

    Thanks for reminding us that Late Night TV really sucks now...

    • @waterwind2266
      @waterwind2266 4 роки тому +3

      Your logic is stupid. Something being good doesn't determine something else being bad. That's like if you were eating a burger and said "This is why pizza sucks!"
      I don't like Fallon and co. either but your logic doesn't make sense.

    • @mattcramdon2838
      @mattcramdon2838 3 роки тому +14

      agreed. the current lineup is sad. they are not even funny.

    • @emansnas
      @emansnas 3 роки тому +18

      @@waterwind2266 You don't have a clue wtf logic is do you?

    • @oldsesalt8496
      @oldsesalt8496 3 роки тому

      I love Colbert and Meyers and Kimmel.

    • @behindthelense5448
      @behindthelense5448 3 роки тому +6

      @@waterwind2266 its’s a humorous perspective dumbazz

  • @suzannegoode1557
    @suzannegoode1557 3 роки тому +13

    Leno is still the best of the best. Got me through late-night sessions nursing a fussy baby late last century and early this century. Such a brilliant, funny guy.

  • @janeck.8695
    @janeck.8695 3 роки тому +82

    About 4:40 - that intrpreter joke is the best one I've heard in a long, long time. This was the kind of Tonight show I used to love. Thanks for posting.

  • @MeekelDubya
    @MeekelDubya Рік тому +5

    Not gonna lie, I would totally eat a chili cheese and fries burrito.

  • @cherylcummins5209
    @cherylcummins5209 3 роки тому +15

    I love Jay!

  • @nanchogan3067
    @nanchogan3067 2 роки тому +16

    This used to be our favorite.... so happy to find these.... we laughed till we cried... I am sharing with all my giggle buddies.... thank you, subscribed...

  • @joseph_b319
    @joseph_b319 3 роки тому +29

    @9:01 that look Jay gives at times is just priceless.

  • @SuperDobieGirl
    @SuperDobieGirl 4 роки тому +190

    Anytime I feel down, I can count on Jay and Kevin to instantly lift my spirits.

    • @coltino99
      @coltino99 4 роки тому +12

      dobie gal I love how Kevin tosses in his two cents every so often

    • @SacredFire777
      @SacredFire777 4 роки тому +3

      Dobie gal Me too! Oh and I love Dobermans as well. I had one when I was growing up.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 2 роки тому +4

      Just don't try to drink your morning coffee, orange juice or any other liquid while watching!

    • @russellregnier5811
      @russellregnier5811 Рік тому

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    • @russellregnier5811
      @russellregnier5811 Рік тому

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  • @michellepost5232
    @michellepost5232 3 роки тому +53

    Jay's headlines are funny, and ideal to watch during these times of the virus. I always liked Johnny Carson, then I watched the show when Jay took over.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      Fallon just couldn't hold a candle to what Leno had done on his Tonight Show seventeen years ago.

  • @belovedwarrior3192
    @belovedwarrior3192 2 роки тому +13

    The wedding ones made me laugh so hard I cried

  • @Maddie-zv3gv77
    @Maddie-zv3gv77 2 роки тому +4

    I love Jay -Headlines!

  • @johnhancock6114
    @johnhancock6114 4 роки тому +86

    Back when The Tonight Show was funny.

    • @stevenherrold5955
      @stevenherrold5955 4 роки тому +5

      that new guy should read these comments can't you
      just feel the love flowing these words it's like a valentine for satan

    • @keithhyttinen8275
      @keithhyttinen8275 2 роки тому +1

      Yup. Fallon sucks.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 2 роки тому

      @@keithhyttinen8275 fallen doesn't suck...just not as funny!!

  • @ImForgivenToo
    @ImForgivenToo 2 роки тому +2

    THANK YOU for posting!!! enjoy it very much !!!

  • @owenmeier
    @owenmeier 6 місяців тому +4

    As a 17 year old only recently discovering jay, we lost an art form, this is so much funnier than anything on tv

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 4 місяці тому

      Yeah it's too bad so many newspapers have folded since this time in history...no pun intended.

    • @nastarwarrior
      @nastarwarrior 4 місяці тому

      Johnny Carson was the best

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 2 роки тому +21

    Loved it when Leno accidentally said religious "domination" instead of "denomination," and Kevin said, "Keep that at home, Jay." The "Psycho" music was a perfect accompaniment to the announcement about "scared" music.
    18:45 - To be fair, the "designer" plunger does come in red, blue, green or gray.
    45:05 - "You do realize that if Ryan proposes it'll be the Maus-Krapp wedding, right?"

  • @christinelang2417
    @christinelang2417 4 роки тому +46

    See Walmart from your private deck- I lost it!!

  • @79goldmaster1
    @79goldmaster1 Рік тому +25

    Colbert and Kimmel and Meyers could learn from this. Period.

    • @johnd5931
      @johnd5931 Рік тому

      Fallon did one similar, but internet mistakes.

    • @kristinr.5707
      @kristinr.5707 9 місяців тому

      @@johnd5931 Fallon sucks and so do the others. It’s all about their political crap and agenda. They will never be as good as Leno.

    • @robertschaaf7192
      @robertschaaf7192 2 місяці тому +1

      not likely, they’re not learners.

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 2 місяці тому

      ^ Someone beat me to it. He's right, though. Colbert, Kimmel or Meyers (or their producers) imitating a _SUCCESSFUL_ example? Dont make me laugh 🥴

    • @Vickytoriahirt1234
      @Vickytoriahirt1234 2 місяці тому

      No they couldn't. Theyre talentless liberal propagandists

  • @u.s.militia7682
    @u.s.militia7682 2 роки тому +5

    The burrito in the trash can was hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @AmazingPhilippines1
    @AmazingPhilippines1 2 роки тому +1

    Funny guy! Watching from the Philippines.

  • @rebekkad.2092
    @rebekkad.2092 3 роки тому +23

    I miss Jay Leno so much! He always made me laugh out loud. Stephen Colbert is a close second, but nobody does it for me like Jay. He was a classic.

    • @smdsoldering
      @smdsoldering 3 роки тому +10

      Stephen Colbert is not even remotely close second to Jay

    • @rebekkad.2092
      @rebekkad.2092 3 роки тому +5

      @@smdsoldering It's nice to know there's a kindred spirit out there who appreciated Jay as much as I did.

    • @punothebear
      @punothebear 3 роки тому +2

      What did you think of Craig Ferguson?

    • @rebekkad.2092
      @rebekkad.2092 3 роки тому +3

      @@punothebear Loved and miss Craig Ferguson.

    • @punothebear
      @punothebear 3 роки тому +1

      @@rebekkad.2092 His sidekick Geof Peterson the skeleton was hilarious.

  • @stevehomeier8368
    @stevehomeier8368 4 роки тому +35

    Forgot how funny this was

  • @georgeswift4063
    @georgeswift4063 Рік тому +3

    Leno sets them up so well.

  • @jaredc304
    @jaredc304 3 роки тому +10

    I like the "Privates of the Caribbean" and the "Barfaque Sauce" ones. LOL!

  • @WimCalis-sl6tm
    @WimCalis-sl6tm 3 місяці тому +1

    Always loved Jay Leno, especially the Headlines section. Thank you Super Channel.

  • @MrMjlanahan
    @MrMjlanahan 3 роки тому +8

    31:35 ...I used to work at Dayton Daily News and used to live in Centerville...the whine and cheese is SO accurate!! 🤣🤣

  • @hendyallen5993
    @hendyallen5993 4 роки тому +112

    " Men, do you suffer from vaginal dryness? "
    A typo 20 years ago, an advertisement today.

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 4 роки тому +12

      That's so true!

    • @hendyallen5993
      @hendyallen5993 4 роки тому +15

      @@kristinesmart24 saw another one today from 2013 " prostate exams.... for men only "
      Stupid back then, a hate crime today.

    • @drl5002
      @drl5002 4 роки тому +7

      "Men, do you suffer from vaginal dryness?" "Absolutely, it's like sandpaper in there. I'm getting rubbed raw here. It's torture!"

  • @mangoman6745
    @mangoman6745 4 роки тому +41

    You know what kiddies , they should make a 365 day calendar full of Jay Leno’s Headlines every year. Wouldn’t that be the best❗️😜 It should also come well equipped with the drawings of circles , arrows pointing , underlining ,and highlighted areas just like the writers of Jay Leno’s headlines would of done so you can see the explanation of the funny headlines.

    • @dorothyford6616
      @dorothyford6616 3 роки тому +7

      I would definently purchase one for myself. And more for Christmas gifts!!!

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 2 роки тому +1

      I'd buy that

    • @mikebradshaw6484
      @mikebradshaw6484 2 роки тому

      Don't quit your day job.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 Рік тому

      That’s probably not legally feasible. They’d have to look up and make deals with the 365 writers.

  • @SecuritiesFinance
    @SecuritiesFinance 2 роки тому +9

    We need a Leno more than ever now.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому

      Does Jimmy Fallon *ever* do something like this on his Tonight Show nowdays on NBC?
      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to what Jay Leno had done in his then-present career on the Tonight Show seventeen years ago. Wow!

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine 2 роки тому +42

    Headlines and the opening monologue were always my favorite parts of Jay Leno’s Tonight Show. He was also a much better interviewer than Jimmy Fallon. Should have stuck with SNL Jimmy.

  • @goooogled
    @goooogled 3 роки тому +28

    Great collection! Thank you! Jay’s too funny!

  • @hillarymelechen249
    @hillarymelechen249 3 роки тому +22

    This was my favorite part of Leno. It still makes me laugh.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 3 місяці тому +1

      Especially @ 7:34 . That had one of the funniest things on Leno. Or @ 31:31 . Whine and Cheese party.
      Or @ 36:33

  • @victorquintana7913
    @victorquintana7913 8 місяців тому +3

    Jay's comments are so good. Does he read the news ahead to rehearse a funny line? These lines cannot be spontaneous?

  • @SuperRk12
    @SuperRk12 4 роки тому +36

    Pure gold ! Jay was awsum ..wud b hilarious if he did a show now 😁

    • @susiekwong3814
      @susiekwong3814 4 роки тому +4

      That was my fave part of Jay's show!

    • @ClayLoomis1958
      @ClayLoomis1958 4 роки тому +2

      Well, he actually does two. He has Jay Leno's Garage on YT every Sunday night, and his CNBC version of JLG. Of course, if you have no interest in cars or motorcycles, your mileage, and interest, may vary. His YT show has hundreds of episodes online any time you want to see them, ua-cam.com/channels/QMELFlXQL38KPm8kM-4Adg.html No Headlines though. Here's a compilation of the top 5 cars from his CNBC version of the show, ua-cam.com/video/4IdaI6wPqRg/v-deo.html Guy Fieri & Jeff Dunham, no extra charge.

    • @SuperRk12
      @SuperRk12 4 роки тому +2

      @@ClayLoomis1958 wow din knw ! will surely check em out. Thnks fr tha tip 👍🙏

    • @boataxe4605
      @boataxe4605 3 роки тому

      If you worked in journalism, advertising or printing and spelled awesome and would that way you’d end up in one of these.

  • @johneastman1905
    @johneastman1905 3 роки тому +8

    Amazing that Jay made his millions for the Auto collection off of this bit....

  • @Laceykat66
    @Laceykat66 2 роки тому +3

    Gosh, I miss Jay.

  • @infinityinfinityinfi
    @infinityinfinityinfi 2 роки тому +5

    I was gargling at the end of brushing my teeth when I heard 7:41
    I felt like I was being water- boarded and sprayed the whole bathroom mirror 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 6 місяців тому

      "Why have do we public schools?" had been some unwittingly witty, iconic,and funny all the same time.
      Whoever had printed that,had deserved to win a Nobel Peace Prize. 😅👍

  • @MrXminus1
    @MrXminus1 3 роки тому +12

    Glad Jay's coming back to TV to host "You Bet Your Life".