The Disaster Artists
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- Опубліковано 19 січ 2018
- The cat's in the bag and the bag's in the trash
Alan:
/ etalyx
/ gamersdissent
Kim:
/ kimdangbb
Editor:
Holy Mackerel The Third
/ @holymackerelthethird2478
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985
LIFE IS PAINT. I CREATE-
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I love you.
So many layers of references. I’m both disappointed and amused that I got it.
I feel bad for Jerma's daughter, having to clean up after him and his gay lover after they're done frolicking with paints.
painties
Thinking Kim is Jerma's daughter is really funny, cause she's his caretaker at this point,
jerma is 98 years old and living in an elderly home
OLD STREAMER MAKES HUGE MESS
well shit.
"I went to college for this"
Immediately mixes light into dark
Frient he also runs 50MPH, faster than a cheetah, or that runner guy ._.
Temmie Plays! Micheal phelps
The esteemed runner
Jack Nicholson, world renowned golfer
That's what you learn from Postmodern art.
One day I expect an episode where Jerma asks ‘Have you heard of radioactive? Like the song?’ And then he makes it into a joke where he’s like ‘I’ll show you radioactive, I’ll show you radioactive!’ And he just pulls out a piece of actual uranium. Like he’s just gonna make his room inhospitable eventually.
I could see that
he would eat it
Is this the guy who got radiation poisoning ON STREAM?
Is this the guy who first split the atom ON STREAM???
@@nosferattusx2Aww :(
Etalyx pulled out that kit you get for christmas when all your grandparents know about you is you like to draw
Oh God I've received exactly that gift before for that reason lol
i have like 50
For me it was the other person had an art passion and wanted me to try it too.
Two men were found dead today in a small studio apartment, responding authorities were forced to wear protective air filtration masks due to the overwhelming amount of fumes that were determined to be toxic. Upon further investigation police determined that the cause of death of the two men was a deadly combination of the fumigation of paint and cleaning supplies along with a large amount of the paint itself that was found in one of the victim's stomach after an autopsy was preformed on the 4'9 individual found on the scene wearing a bandanna. Upon further investigation of the crime scene it appears that the incident was the result of suicide cult, this was concluded due to the alarming amount of disturbing paintings found in the area. The paintings retrieved from the crime scene suggest that the cult may have worshiped an orange cat like being who rolls along on wheels.
Really? Not one reply? Nobody has had a question or reaction arise from this comment. Nobody had anything to say in response to this for over 4 years. This changes now.
Whoever sees this must reply with a 3-5 sentence paragraph to the original comment as well as one thoughtful reply to another Jermite’s reply if you want to receive full points. If you are the first to reply, wait for another Jermite to comment and then respond to them.
@@AdamKlownzinger DOWN WITH HOMEWORK!! 8D
*flings pencils and paper into the air and flees cackling*
Who's the African woman in the thumbnail?
Mr Sark lmao
Sark on stream WITH JERMA?
Krowski Nall LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
He looks just like the painting called "Girl with a Pearl Earring"
God watches Jerma! Probably met him in 'Nam or something...
"Not pre-recorded!"
--Pulls out an actual gingerbread house
blahthebiste Don’t you know that Jerma is a demigod of sugar?
3:56
Holy crap you can actually observe the point in time where he has the epiphany of "what if I painted Garfield made of lasagna"
Holy shit
Jerma was a talented artist who would never let anyone best him in painting
Cosmic Mage nice profile picture
Jermaz for jerma rumble 2025!
Danz was a talented swordsman...
Was…
LIFE IS PAINT. I HA-
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Time to call my senator about net neutrality
1-800-GETOUTTAHEREFUCKINCONGRESSNEUTRALITY
Lazy Lee but who actually cares though
b3afy literally anybody using the fucking Internet with a brain
Captain Cornflake You mean "practically" because that statement is entirely false.
Lazy Lee too fucking late dumbass
"cookies, candies, presents, santa clause..."
coffee, cheetos, chicken
Sar Ptolemy BANNED
Exactly what I thought and then a minute later I saw this
Woah, that camera setup is fucken sweet actually.
Is this the man who ATE THE MONA LISA ON STREAM?!
Dude this guy is F U C K E D!!!
Jerma looks like the "Girl with a Pearl Earring" painting when he looks back at the camera
THIS ISNT A PRE RECORDED STREAM
**conveintly has a gingerbread house**
Mr.Llama Conveniently? True *artists* are prepared for anything!
He could have just lied about seeing gingerbread house without pre-recording it.
Tittly Wibbler the truth
Don't dead, open inside
DONT DEAD
OPEN INSIDE
Jerma is a CD-ROM (Compact Dude of Roughly One Metre)
Thomas G where's the o in Of ?
Temmie Plays! so USA = united states america?
Aaron Ya see, this guy gets it! 🔥🔥🔥
Aaron Hmm... That's a good point.
Thomas G and yeah this made me fuckin chuckle like a piece of shit for no reason idk why
good on ya
This can't be right, the guy painted with with hands then kissed the canvas... None of this makes any sense. This can't be how it happened
jonathan coomber it's OVER
So what REALLY happened?
i'm not convinced etalyx isn't just matt damon with a goattee
13:57 I love how you hear the "Wait, what?" subscription sound right as Jerma starts painting his lips.
It also happens right after Etalyx dumps out the colored pencils and throws his paint kit on the floor
Jerma is one of the most kindest and most genuine people I've witnessed in my life. He is too pure for UA-cam
Shteve K "most kindnest"?! Lern englesh
+Rika Eckerman I hope you realize the irony of your comment :)
Shteve K
nah, hes perfect for youtube
Lol. This is Jerma just being mean to Etalyx for 30 minutes.
@@nickname8619 you're not funny
2:01
*BIG ARTIST*
I like that part, lol. I love Jerma's glance at the camera afterward!
Also why do you say that -- what you say in your second comment? Have I missed something?
I seriously SERIOUSLY hope mack will edit and upload the pretend telephone stream and the "Jerma looks like George Washington"-bit
unidentified flying object following Hale-Bopp He needs to upload the stream where he played that GTA-like game that had the unbeatable boss.
*Bold and Brash*
hmm yes interesting. More like, before the plague hit
More like belongs in the Jerma
More like Emerald splash
Just like my dear old dad
As graphic's student I really enjoyed that video and it taught me many techniques to paint on canvas, which surely I'll use during my art class. Thank you Jerma.
Jerma set up five fucking cameras for this
ME AND MY DAD BibleThump
strzelec303 what is biblethump
It's like PogChamp
BibleThump
Seriously what is biblethump? Kappa
etalyx looks like bad tony stark
Why does Etalyx look like DSP’s brother
DSP Tries it: Making friends with famous ytubers
What if Etalyx is DSP? dun dun duuun
Peterscraps then he wouldn't be friends with jerma
OH MY GAWD this brush is terrible! I can't do anything! SEE, I'M PRESSING IT AGAINST THE CANVAS AND NOTHING HAPPENS! ggawkgawkgakgwakgwakgwakgwakwgwak
Is that peterscraps on the comments
The crime scene of Glueman 19:54
Etalyx standing around quietly throwing candy onto the canvas is a great metaphor for my life.
Artist, Pro Wrestler, Comedic videogame-player. Is there anything this man cannot do?
Darcy Scott Be tall
Reach top shelves at the grocery store... or the middle shelves...
get the whole baseball in there 😔
I like how any artist knows those kits are shit and the joke is even funnier somehow.
18:56 jerma got cake
20:29 Jerma kinda dummy thicc tho
4 foot man fits on whole canvas at once
19:45 the 'crime scene', which was made in just seconds, looks more like someone pressed up against glass than the whole 'post office'.
I swear that Etalyx is either the devil in disguise or that evil villain that you know is evil right from the start of the movie
Starting bids for Jerma's latest paintings, "Crime Scene" and "The Serial Killer Did it Again"! Bids start from 10,000$ per painting, with a minimum bidding amount of 500$. Who's first?
I'll buy "Crime Scene" for $0.99!
Last time I was this early you could still call Jerma short and Baldcoin hadn't burst.
He said you can't call him short. But didn't say you couldn't call him compact.
Gamer McDudarino he’s not short he’s C O M P A C T
Bald coin will make a comeback, and then you'll regret not supporting crypto currency
Last time i was that late "It can't be how it happend" still was a thing
"I ain't cleaning none of this up."
"WAIT, WHAT?!"
18:50 Just click and enjoy the lack of context...
I love Jerma saying "you're gonna do it, or what?" like he just assumed Etalyx would know what the hell this next bit was
my favourite part is when jerma starts yelling at etalyx at 7:10 and etalyx just silently accepts it
Is this the guy who painted live, on stream?!?!?!!
it's actually the same guy, this streamer is FUCKED
@Tigrao Sass too bad, the same guy who beat dark souls 3, and painted ON STREAM, also died to pinwheel... Now get this... It was all LIVE ON STREAM.
This guy is F U C K E D
DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE
“What are ya drawing there bud?”
“George Washington”
“Mhm”
“Byeah.”
DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE
Jerma sits on stool (he paints a canvas!)
I never thought that at this time of my life I'd sit and enjoy a video of a Couple painting.
jerma took a minor in art in college and he tried to make orange by mixing equal amounts of red and yellow? you need to put more yellow than red jeremy for the love of god
21:42 Has a similar ring as "Coffee, Cheetos, Chicken."
"IM GOIN' HOME ON THE AIRPLANE RIGHT NOW" "...wait what"
Knowing how expensive those canvases are makes the joke hurt, but like in a good way
One day I went to the store and purchased an egg
Hahaha, what a story Jeremy.
The girl seems held against her will
That first painting is gorgeous
*LIFE IS PAINT!*
*I PAINT-*
*CONSUMERISM*
*C O N S U M E R I S M*
Eat your heart out, Bob Ross.
This was streamed ages ago. easily one of the best
Now this is what you call quality content
18:47 I've definitely seen this one on another website
Etalyx is a villain this episode.
I like how Jerma tried to copy him like some middle school student lol
Jerma makes jokes about being insane, but look at his face when he said "i win" 10:57
I wish Jerma was still drunk for this
Why is jerma painting with Ricky Gervais?|
jerma really went full andy Warhol 20:30
the "dont dead open inside" drawing actually looks pretty good
Quality video, I really enjoyed it.
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Are you a bot or are you able to watch 30min videos in 7 minutes?
I just keep imagining showing this to my university art professor
he looks like johnny joestar
Jerma using a small canvas to convey his huge artistic height.
I feel like Jeremy was the one childhood friend we all had that played too rough.
The look at 3:54 is amazing.
LIGHTBULB
18:50 jerma has like, the plumpest
the thing is, if youd put these in a modern art museum it would blend in perfectly
There's always one dumbass who says this, for some reason.
erm, what? i just thought it looked alot like actual modern art. no need to be rude about it.
Oh ok, wouldn't want to be rude to the guy who just shit on an entire era of "art" for no reason.
someone sold a blue painting with a white line going through it for 43 million, that's the art i'm referring to
Now I'm just picturing that famous Louis CK clip with the N word button but instead when you press the button it goes *LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE*
We knew this was pre recorded from the start. No one said money, dicks or Garfield
Only an amazing lunatic like Jerma would create the pentacam
I like the explosion sound every time someone hits the microphone.
two schools of thought, two brilliant minds, 2 fascinating experiences
I'm so glad Jerma managed to get Mark Wahlberg to come do stuff with him on stream. Who's next, Jerry Seinfeld?
loved the colab with leonardo dicaprio in his the great gatsby attire
I feel bad for Kim...
Jerma I go to art school and I make all my friends there watch your painting streams, you are so talented.
This was easily one of my favorite videos ever
actually the best video layout, a masterpiece itself
This camera view setup is so disorienting i love it LOL
Kim saved this entire mess & I'm starting to think that may be the case in off-screen contexts also.
goddamnit i love jerma so much
suspicions confirmed, everything outside his room is just a void
I know they’re two different people but every time I see etalyx in a jerma video the goatee makes me think it’s darksydephil and it activates my fight or flight response
I had a surreal dream last night that I had to play through and beat every single zoombinis game to feel accomplished in life
Jerma’s look at 2:12 is the reason I’ve watched him for so long!
Paint set $250
Canvases $25
The look on Jermas face Priceless
HATZ Rulez true😂😂😂
Kim is so fucking relatable in this one.
A Xzeihoranth who is kim?
Who is kim?
Kim Jhon-un - dictator of North Korea!
who is kim?
Doesn't matter now.
Just had a really shitty night you guys make me feel better. thank you for being you Jerma.
Jerma is Johnny Joestar