Jerma: The Next Picasso

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  • Опубліковано 21 сер 2024

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  • @greyboi9550
    @greyboi9550 Рік тому +1703

    Michelangelo, Leonardo, da Vinci, they're all dead. Jerma remains

  • @werehog93
    @werehog93 Рік тому +1390

    Jerma’s reaction to the Queen’s death is EXACTLY how I get out of any conversation I don’t want to have, including people talking about the Queen’s death. “Damn. That’s crazy.”

  • @HonnePerkele
    @HonnePerkele Рік тому +819

    -You remember that famous streamer, Jerma985?
    -Yeah, what about him?
    -He died yesterday.
    -That's crazy.

  • @feelio_
    @feelio_ Рік тому +499

    jerma really is van gogh's severed ear

  • @chuckbatmangaming
    @chuckbatmangaming Рік тому +247

    The clip where he drags up the webcams fov and it comedically goes up all the way to his ceiling lives rent free in my brain. Just the idea that he probably ALWAYS has his webcam cropped to only get the tiny corner of the room he is in instead of just zooming it into his face is the most INSANE lore. And he's so shocked by it too, like Jerma this is YOUR setup, how are you not aware that you've done this?

    • @itsteekay5573
      @itsteekay5573 Рік тому +27

      Exactly I can’t even comprehend how he set up the camera

    • @waterbottle6644
      @waterbottle6644 Рік тому +32

      I cant stop laughing, he looks so small down in the corner. The FOV or perspective or whatever is all fucked because he's cropping himself in the corner, where shit gets curved because of the lens.

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 Рік тому +18

      he films with those Google earth 360 cameras

  • @A_Cattus
    @A_Cattus Рік тому +186

    He looks like he's CGI'd into his own home

  • @StripezTheBeast
    @StripezTheBeast Рік тому +209

    Supposedly the only thing he said to the judge at his latest hearing was "Damn, that's crazy."

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout Рік тому +356

    I wouldnt be surprised if Jerma opened an exhibit in Boston once he retires and every piece is just his Funko collection

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 Рік тому +5

      He is going to have his own wing in the Museum of Fine Arts

  • @normandave3429
    @normandave3429 Рік тому +118

    The camera bit at the start of this stream is one of the most influential pieces of media ever produced

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Рік тому +60

    3:10
    I like how the first example of a "new camera angle" joke that comes to Jerma's mind is him getting savagely murdered on-stream

  • @dobermadmann
    @dobermadmann Рік тому +362

    i can't believe jerma got away with murdering the queen, how dare he

  • @somnus9976
    @somnus9976 Рік тому +154

    "No one's gonna come out of the closet and strangle me"
    Ok... psycho

    • @noviolam2618
      @noviolam2618 Рік тому +19

      It’s cute how he’s pretending that he didn’t know that because he’s done it before

  • @HugeShep
    @HugeShep Рік тому +212

    jerma should definitely do a power washing stream irl

  • @joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys
    @joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys Рік тому +79

    when jerma kept uncropping higher and higher, i thought my sides were about to self destruct

    • @waterbottle6644
      @waterbottle6644 10 місяців тому +3

      Almost a year later and I still laugh hard enough to trigger my acid reflux

  • @kurtdupree1254
    @kurtdupree1254 Рік тому +150

    Having a place where you can get high and watch people do labor and crafts sounds like a good idea actually

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +30

      Be the creative director of a Netflix B show

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 Рік тому +35

    Michelangelo, Elizabeth II, G4. They're all dead. JERMA REMAINS, you understand?

  • @mrkisdursistr504
    @mrkisdursistr504 Рік тому +68

    Because of this stream I bought this game and put shoe prints on a painting. If you put it on the ground you can walk in paint and walk across it.

    • @user-mv6xs6th1y
      @user-mv6xs6th1y Рік тому +5

      Thats actually awesome

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +23

      This game is one of those games that makes you realise that the game of the year awards are irrelevant actually

  • @lilvampire7439
    @lilvampire7439 Рік тому +156

    Jerma trying to use the roller to “smudge” is the most infuriating thing I’ve ever witnessed

  • @budrowconye4928
    @budrowconye4928 Рік тому +56

    That Marcus painting scene from Detroit become human is timeless

  • @LeBraveLittleToaster
    @LeBraveLittleToaster Рік тому +27

    Jerma wields the English language like a drunk dude with a traffic cone fighting off a mosquito

  • @turfish
    @turfish Рік тому +56

    I would love to watch jerma play a telltale game just to start freaking out during one of the quick time events

  • @luckyswordsmen991
    @luckyswordsmen991 Рік тому +81

    As an artist can confirm jerma made a masterpiece

    • @TheUnoriginal2394
      @TheUnoriginal2394 Рік тому +17

      blink twice if jerma is dangling you over a meat grinder

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому

      As an artist need to work on your grammar

  • @dogmadude1399
    @dogmadude1399 Рік тому +19

    They’re all dead. Only he remains.

  • @stab456
    @stab456 Рік тому +59

    I don't know if it's funny or sad that his dream mundane job is basically akin to having a dad

  • @leocreatesvideos
    @leocreatesvideos Рік тому +12

    "Haha that's crazy, dude, couldn't be me."

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth Рік тому +17

    That unicorn is the first Grotto Beast.

  • @coryman125
    @coryman125 Рік тому +14

    15:06 Jerma does the EXACT laugh from the trololo song

  • @jeremyelbertson4427
    @jeremyelbertson4427 Рік тому +22

    Jerma could honestly do a stream where he goes along with a power washing company I think we would all sit there and just watch that

  • @spaghettihoops3964
    @spaghettihoops3964 Рік тому +19

    this man definitely eats paint as if it were radishes

    • @vizzy61
      @vizzy61 Рік тому

      when in doubt, radish it out

  • @yunivursexe7634
    @yunivursexe7634 Рік тому +8

    i do thoroughly appreciate it when jerma plays "boring" games that no one else does. he really gets to be alone w his thoughts

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Рік тому +4

    17:24 - 20:55
    personal timestamp for Jerma's "i wanna do satisfying things while high" tirade

  • @drsipp407
    @drsipp407 Рік тому +27

    did someone actually draw a version of his drawing while it was yet to being even nearly completed? i can never tell if hes doing a bit or not lmao

  • @levy6587
    @levy6587 Рік тому +8

    I can’t wait for Jerma: the movie- a collection of every specific but relatable movie trope combined into a 3 hour movie full of twists, turns, and surprises.

  • @massivehunk6541
    @massivehunk6541 Рік тому +13

    the unicorn that jerma made is something I'd see in a waking nightmare

  • @derpadap7011
    @derpadap7011 Рік тому +13

    Imagine a someone telling you the queen died and you just respond with, "Damn thats crazy but did I ask?"

  • @Clone-up2ge
    @Clone-up2ge Рік тому +16

    We all know you did it Jeremy!

  • @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727

    What a god of an artist, seriously.

  • @rosshehehe
    @rosshehehe Рік тому +7

    the queen is dead omegalul

  • @uhhhscizo6531
    @uhhhscizo6531 Рік тому +5

    Haven’t I seen this exact video no less than four times from different channels

  • @fortynights5001
    @fortynights5001 Рік тому +6

    Truly a tortured artist

  • @TekuJames
    @TekuJames Рік тому +3

    This was such a great stream. So honoured to have watched while absolutely blasted while he was playing completely zonked

  • @rosshehehe
    @rosshehehe Рік тому +5

    thnk u for being considerate to not give us shaken baby syndrome

  • @mw5803
    @mw5803 Рік тому +5

    THE JERM IT IS SPREADING

  • @trauntualafigghtetr6209
    @trauntualafigghtetr6209 Рік тому +2

    i really like the tall face cam cuz its like taunting jerma, 'look at how much space you COULD be filling'

  • @nachgeben
    @nachgeben Рік тому +4

    Okay, but everyone should play this game. I got it after watching him and it's legit charming.

  • @Ms_Fortunes
    @Ms_Fortunes Рік тому +6

    Jerma is a talented artist...

  • @steamuser123
    @steamuser123 Рік тому +4

    oh look a shorter version of a vid I already watched

  • @pugboyy
    @pugboyy Рік тому +6

    He is a MAD ARTIST, he has KILLED with his BRUSHES and he WILL do it AGAIN

  • @bugdomrulez
    @bugdomrulez Рік тому +2

    PSYCHO streamer plans to live FOREVER as the only artist EVER

  • @MrSoupyman
    @MrSoupyman Рік тому +2

    I love this "new camera" arc of Jerma

  • @mattacer
    @mattacer Рік тому +6

    the huge room moment is one of the jerma moments

  • @gemizu4874
    @gemizu4874 4 місяці тому

    I was in tears laughing at the camera being cropped to the ceiling

  • @thoalis4325
    @thoalis4325 Рік тому +4

    Ride along jobs sounds like a good idea. it could get more people into the jobs they're watching.

  • @runlikehell4180
    @runlikehell4180 Рік тому +3

    Chris-chan art

  • @flurbleman4486
    @flurbleman4486 Рік тому +2

    4:37 cursed unedited jerma face spotted

  • @ultimatequeenofdeath666
    @ultimatequeenofdeath666 Рік тому +1

    he talks to chat like he’s talking to himself and it freaks me out

  • @Esajas11
    @Esajas11 Рік тому +2

    3:15 Well I didn't think someone was going to do that until you said so... now I'm just waiting for it the entire video

  • @denimbug
    @denimbug Рік тому +3

    18:50 he should do this on stream so we can all get high and watch him do it

  • @roninnozlo9544
    @roninnozlo9544 Рік тому +2

    literally pilotredsun

  • @repawn
    @repawn Рік тому +2

    i cant tell between reuploads and videos that ive already seen in Cheltie form anymore

  • @edwardevans1498
    @edwardevans1498 Рік тому +2

    I love these intros

  • @FLAGMACHINE11
    @FLAGMACHINE11 Рік тому +1

    I love you so much as a person Jerma. You are a genuinely rich and blessed presence on the earth

  • @notwario
    @notwario Рік тому +1

    Jermas the type of guy to chew on crayons because his buddy Ronald told him that it feels like crack but with colors

  • @ReaLMoisan
    @ReaLMoisan Рік тому +3

    So Jerma was directly responsible for G4 closing down. That's crazy.

  • @Rohxx420
    @Rohxx420 Рік тому +1

    Genuinely a cctv angle

  • @fugyfruit
    @fugyfruit Рік тому +2

    The reason Jerma says he's not the penguin is because he doesn't want to be compared to Danny Devito

  • @muffy2663
    @muffy2663 Рік тому

    I love jerma's art. It makes me happy

  • @TheSuicidalCake
    @TheSuicidalCake Рік тому +2

    i cant believe zerma outlasted leonardo AND da vinci

  • @knines6279
    @knines6279 Рік тому

    Chat definitely watches those speed paint videos and think that they are in real time.

  • @seekerofthe6459
    @seekerofthe6459 Рік тому +1

    G4 looks like 64 at some angles

  • @zig1134
    @zig1134 Рік тому +1

    I can't believe Jerma killed G4 by stealing a shammy.

  • @jimboner1652
    @jimboner1652 Рік тому +5

    Gamer

  • @hellszhells
    @hellszhells Рік тому +1

    if you think about it Picasso was also ridiculed and called a sick fuck and insane in his own time

  • @Sexydinosaurballs
    @Sexydinosaurballs Рік тому +1

    Unicorn don’t eat hay they eat unexpecting victims or magical grass (not weed)

  • @itsteekay5573
    @itsteekay5573 Рік тому +1

    Why was the camera so fucking far it was like his setup was on the other side of the room

  • @internettevarolanadam
    @internettevarolanadam Рік тому

    My favorite painter, Socrates.

  • @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice
    @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice Рік тому

    5:06 "Howdy! Name's Jerm JimmaJerm, Owner Of The Jerm'sJale JermaJome!"

  • @tritoner1221
    @tritoner1221 Рік тому +5

    jerma should do more suchart videos!

  • @imonlysleeping4491
    @imonlysleeping4491 Рік тому +1

    GRANDPA
    I miss him

  • @Harrison_801
    @Harrison_801 Рік тому +1

    Bring back Jerma tall cam

  • @noraonchair
    @noraonchair Рік тому +3

    Machinima and G4 got killed by jerma

  • @Omabatfartsbruh
    @Omabatfartsbruh Рік тому +2

    that's crazy

  • @zidanidane
    @zidanidane 11 місяців тому

    17:34 jerma was born to be a housewife

  • @typeable
    @typeable Рік тому +1

    the queen's death was on my birthday

  • @CinnamonToastKing
    @CinnamonToastKing Рік тому

    15:50 why...WHY WAS THAT the thing to make me laugh out loud!

  • @brendanreynolds-phelps6949
    @brendanreynolds-phelps6949 Рік тому +3

    i can't believe Jeremy Dimmadome is the queen of England

  • @Markm8
    @Markm8 Рік тому +2

    Cant believe jerma killed g4 by stealing there props

  • @garf5704
    @garf5704 Рік тому +3

    Hi Picasso 👋

  • @Kazoyouknow
    @Kazoyouknow Рік тому

    Basquiat drawing

  • @AnarchyApple
    @AnarchyApple Рік тому

    This is like the third video that intro was used on lmfao

  • @kakoytazabar
    @kakoytazabar Рік тому

    He's gonna do a real life powerwashing with the go pro cameras on the equipment, won't he?
    Sounds neat.

  • @Yung_Bnoxxx
    @Yung_Bnoxxx Рік тому

    That's crazy - Jeremy "Jerma985" Elbertson, regarding the death of Queen Elizabeth II

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 Рік тому +1

    He uses Axe deodorant but it's not effective on him.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +1

      Top tier comment
      Also good for a playground insult, "you stink so bad the only axe you can dodge is body spray"

  • @patio8044
    @patio8044 Рік тому

    I'm so conditioned at this point that I read the title as Jerma: The Next Pisycho

  • @dipaula___
    @dipaula___ Рік тому

    His unicorn looks like the horse from Berserk. Yes.. that one...

  • @cyber_xiii3786
    @cyber_xiii3786 Рік тому

    My God… that’s crazy.

  • @seanmcgee1471
    @seanmcgee1471 Рік тому +2

    0:47 Donald trump's reaction to Ruth Bader Ginsburg dying

  • @Rohxx420
    @Rohxx420 Рік тому

    4:43 I absolutely lost it

  • @jazepol
    @jazepol Рік тому

    holy shit g4

  • @pikitat
    @pikitat Рік тому

    jerma's webcam looks like a five nights at freddy's camera