Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages #4

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @johncrops
    @johncrops  2 роки тому +3383

    I think I said I wasn't going to do another one of these for like a long time, so I'm just going to stop making promises because I am clearly a liar.
    That being said, I do plan on releasing another one of these within like a month, so we'll see if I can keep my word. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy the video, and I hope you're all doing well :)

    • @NUMBA1BansheeFan
      @NUMBA1BansheeFan 2 роки тому +30

      You mad lad

    • @nysewerrat6577
      @nysewerrat6577 2 роки тому +21

      Noooo please make more :(

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 роки тому +116

      Ey don't worry, like I said there should be another one coming up within the next month, and I am always gathering clips for future videos

    • @riqopowpow
      @riqopowpow 2 роки тому +19

      @@johncrops So this is the final part then

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 роки тому +60

      @@riqopowpow Frick, going by my own logic, that's true

  • @poorcolossus
    @poorcolossus 2 роки тому +8831

    I love how harsh he feels like he's being for the smallest timeouts. "Listen, you've forced my hand, you're really gonna regret this, ban that guy for 5 minutes."

    • @smolbrendan5978
      @smolbrendan5978 2 роки тому +801

      his inner supply teacher is showing

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO 2 роки тому +450

      @@smolbrendan5978 the supply teacher to streamer pipeline features 100% transferrable skills

    • @Zawmbbeh
      @Zawmbbeh 2 роки тому +452

      "ban that guy FOREVER" = "ban that guy for AT LEAST 30 MINUTES"

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 2 роки тому +229

      except for fart andy, that guy was no regret or doubt just "ban him permanently"

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 2 роки тому +78

      @@happynewyear001 only if they resist arrest, they usually get let out on bail

  • @therrfuin7897
    @therrfuin7897 2 роки тому +13749

    It is funny every time jerma reads a message like he thinks it's funny then immediately tells the mods to ban someone in a super serious tone. I can't get over it

    • @PerpetualCamel
      @PerpetualCamel 2 роки тому +1416

      I also like that when he says to ban people, he chooses times that wouldn't be worth it to ban them for, like 17 seconds

    • @CastafioreOnYoutube
      @CastafioreOnYoutube 2 роки тому +917

      @@PerpetualCamel 1 minute ban, permanent

    • @b0BSh4nk3r
      @b0BSh4nk3r 2 роки тому +126

      11:57

    • @darksongoftheshadows9263
      @darksongoftheshadows9263 2 роки тому +591

      my fav Ban That Guy bit has probably been that one time somebody said he was bad at a game and he told mods to ban that guy for "700 billion fuckin years". like I just wish I could see inside jermas brain like one of those fucked up see-through fish yknow

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 роки тому +193

      @@darksongoftheshadows9263 jermaquarium

  • @dragonsrule20201
    @dragonsrule20201 2 роки тому +11245

    I love how for BJ Andy he screamed "BJ WHAT?" as if Andy was the shocking part of the message

    • @darkbobblackpants9747
      @darkbobblackpants9747 2 роки тому +1787

      A*dy 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 2 роки тому +333

      @@darkbobblackpants9747 fr 🤢

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 2 роки тому +731

      why didn't you censor the word A***?? MY EYES HAVE BEEN TAINTED

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 роки тому +108

      That was an inspect element joke mockup. It is unlikely the original message contained "Andy".

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 роки тому +669

      ​ @Volnar The Unforgiving I just realized I cut it out of the video, but if you go back to that stream and watch that moment in its entirety, Jerma says "The worst part is that it said 'blowjob *ANDY*." It's true I had to recreate the message since the original was deleted, but it definitely had "Andy" in it. Don't know why I didn't leave that part in the video, I'm dumb.
      Here's the source: ua-cam.com/video/kAQuSmGLNfg/v-deo.html at 6:38:06

  • @leviathiane
    @leviathiane 2 роки тому +7681

    "You look like a newly discovered fish" fucking BROKE me

    • @Heavysweating
      @Heavysweating 2 роки тому +332

      It's even funnier with the correct picture, since it's actually quite accurate

    • @maryfreegirl2029
      @maryfreegirl2029 2 роки тому +185

      Seaman Andy

    • @psycless
      @psycless 2 роки тому +144

      i literally saw that in the chat and said to myself "man that persons trying rlly hard to get read" and then they did

    • @user-xv8eo2pk9g
      @user-xv8eo2pk9g 2 роки тому +91

      @17:01

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 2 роки тому +17

      It’s literally so accurate

  • @solharv7817
    @solharv7817 2 роки тому +5555

    “He’s calling from prison” really is one of the best chat moments ever

    • @Clouditivity
      @Clouditivity 2 роки тому +139

      Yeah I remember laughing so hard when he read that on stream

    • @Limpshot_McGee
      @Limpshot_McGee 2 роки тому +203

      Another person said it was a hostage situation and I think that’s funnier

    • @zetanone7211
      @zetanone7211 2 роки тому +94

      God the image in my head of his agents or whatever being like “look I get you won’t be out for another 12 years but you’ve gotta appear in this info commercial or your reputation will be ruined”

    • @hexpsyche
      @hexpsyche 2 роки тому +101

      4:39

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 Рік тому +23

      @@hexpsyche I love you

  • @kaizokuAUTO
    @kaizokuAUTO 2 роки тому +4740

    I like how Jerma never personally bans someone, he orders a moderator to take part in the bizarre time-out performance

    • @icoffeebeen
      @icoffeebeen 2 роки тому +550

      an honorable king swings the executioners sword himself. jerma is not an honorable king

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 Рік тому +45

      @batrachianbill9760 If Jerma even used a millionth of his power we would all be dead

    • @MrMrkman98
      @MrMrkman98 Рік тому +127

      @batrachianbill9760 Except the guy who asked him to play destiny pvp. Jerma personally saw to that guy.

    • @saudade7842
      @saudade7842 Рік тому +40

      @@MrMrkman98 He was worthy

    • @thediabolicalraisin8953
      @thediabolicalraisin8953 Рік тому +12

      ​@@MrMrkman98no sane person would accept that offer

  • @M-1996A1
    @M-1996A1 2 роки тому +6212

    It’s the primal energy of a classroom seeing the weakness in the substitute teacher and making them cry for their sick pleasure. He’s always just been a substitute teacher.

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 2 роки тому +482

      then he makes the teacher noise and we all fall on the floor having a seizure

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 роки тому +1

      substitute streamer, what a sycho

    • @martk647
      @martk647 2 роки тому +237

      And the same teacher would bring a meat grinder the next day..

    • @mitchroid
      @mitchroid 2 роки тому +280

      “but our normal teacher always lets us peep the horror!”

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 2 роки тому +32

      @@martk647 The Mince of '85. #chatgrind ✊😎

  • @Cicadidaetm9899
    @Cicadidaetm9899 2 роки тому +4183

    I like that he makes some of the comments sound more polite. Like at 19:28 he reads it as "it's my birthday can you watch porn on stream" while the actual comment is just "it's my birthday watch porn"

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 2 роки тому +946

      "how much kfc have you eaten" turned into "have you eaten kfc recently"

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 2 роки тому +578

      also he removed the "old man" from the shirtlessness request

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 роки тому +600

      And yet he turns "that's a double" into "That's literally your stunt double, dude. That can't be you."
      It's like his brain skipped over "a" and thought he had actually missed like 20 words and made up a whole comment

    • @18skeltor
      @18skeltor 2 роки тому +80

      It's he's protecting his ego

    • @calix_mayeus
      @calix_mayeus 2 роки тому

      @Vae Victis “shit idiot brain juice”

  • @ori6990
    @ori6990 2 роки тому +6829

    It's weird how jerma bans somebody permanently for saying "Fart Andy" but only for 30 minutes if you say "BLOWJOB ANDY"

    • @KillerDragoon87
      @KillerDragoon87 2 роки тому +1155

      He said “permanently…for 1 minute”

    • @b0BSh4nk3r
      @b0BSh4nk3r 2 роки тому +519

      deranged behavior, this jerma guy needs to be locked up

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 роки тому +440

      @@KillerDragoon87 local streamer has no sense of timescale

    • @elliewuzzup7689
      @elliewuzzup7689 2 роки тому +176

      This is the guy who tried to figure out if there was a way to stay at 3pm by flying around the globe...and believed that if it was 3pm for him it would be for chat as well. He also hates Europeans for living in a different time zone. Needless to say time isn't his forte.

    • @mydemon
      @mydemon 2 роки тому +31

      He said "permanently.. for one minute"

  • @helloimtom100
    @helloimtom100 2 роки тому +3435

    I feel like the more terrible and unhinged a chat msg is, the more likely Jerma is able to see and read it

    • @FunkyTheMainMonkey
      @FunkyTheMainMonkey 2 роки тому +304

      The A.I. in his brain automatically locks on to them

    • @kailin9257
      @kailin9257 2 роки тому +190

      Hence why chat is so toxic as of recent. They all want his attention. Unhinged recognizes unhinged.

    • @meatycheerios199
      @meatycheerios199 2 роки тому +4

      Hi tom

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 роки тому +17

      like blood to a shark

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 Рік тому +38

      @@kailin9257chat is actually the insane one. I was watching his very recent stream and he was playing house flipped demo or whatever and I said “I like the house. you did good jerma” or something, and he read it out loud and immediately everyone said “nobody said that”

  • @denisj458
    @denisj458 2 роки тому +4781

    Love that he explains birds by saying "They're birds that fly around"

    • @bean_eater1209
      @bean_eater1209 2 роки тому +219

      He had to specify that they aren't ostriches

    • @pindaunt3r534
      @pindaunt3r534 2 роки тому +98

      @@bean_eater1209 or penguins

    • @CrazedKasaJizo
      @CrazedKasaJizo 2 роки тому +80

      @@pindaunt3r534 or Kiwis

    • @Bessux
      @Bessux 2 роки тому +69

      Specially because he was talking about the birds and the bees, and bees also fly around.

    • @ryanwalsh5019
      @ryanwalsh5019 2 роки тому +22

      @@CrazedKasaJizo or chickens

  • @onlinestonedogii
    @onlinestonedogii 2 роки тому +1894

    He’s like a substitute teacher whenever anyone in chat misbehaves. Its just time outs and light scolding every single time he gets called “poop Andy”

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO 2 роки тому +134

      He was a substitute teacher so it makes perfect sense

    • @a7475
      @a7475 2 роки тому +45

      It's because he has parent teacher conference meeting hair

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 2 роки тому +21

      @@kaizokuAUTO let’s hope he doesn’t make the sound again

    • @mxshrxxmbxy
      @mxshrxxmbxy Рік тому +4

      @@theguythatasked6400Well.. ya fuckin jinxed it mate

    • @EnverHalilHoxha1917
      @EnverHalilHoxha1917 Місяць тому

      Poopy andy

  • @RequiemBeats01
    @RequiemBeats01 2 роки тому +2211

    The idea of chef tony having to do in infomercial from prison is hilarious

    • @rockinthecazbah4
      @rockinthecazbah4 2 роки тому +204

      I imagine a line of inmates waiting to call loved ones while he's just animatedly doing this infomercial in front of everyone on the phone. It kills me.

    • @thaumaTurtles
      @thaumaTurtles 2 роки тому +31

      @@rockinthecazbah4 you just leaked the ending of Better Call Saul

    • @g8le
      @g8le Рік тому +5

      @@thaumaTurtles Pretty sure you just did actually.

    • @neerkum5428
      @neerkum5428 Рік тому +2

      That shit killed me dawg💀

  • @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur
    @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur 2 роки тому +859

    I love the ones where someone says something messed up and then Jerma reads their name, my favorite one was when someone just said "you're bad" and their name was JermaEnjoyer1000000000

  • @u12bdragon
    @u12bdragon 2 роки тому +688

    15:03 actual psycho moment. I could see the layers of his normalcy facade peel away. for a second there, he was not wearing the mask of a sane person, and it was terrifying.

  • @ArnoTheLad
    @ArnoTheLad 2 роки тому +1566

    I love how Jerma bans anyone who’s funnier than him

    • @geldundkokaine2569
      @geldundkokaine2569 2 роки тому +95

      Due to this nobody in chat is allowed to speak

    • @tsuchinoko719
      @tsuchinoko719 2 роки тому +90

      He's such a tyrant

    • @spigggg
      @spigggg Рік тому +64

      @@tsuchinoko719 dictatorship andy

    • @zapcoolman8816
      @zapcoolman8816 Рік тому +32

      ​@@spiggggban that guy permanently

    • @nicebike5039
      @nicebike5039 Рік тому +18

      this is why ballfondler is his mortal enemy they were too funny for their own good

  • @SkiddlyBink
    @SkiddlyBink 2 роки тому +704

    "you look like a newly discovered fish" is my new fave out of pocket jerma description

    • @Figgy_Jub
      @Figgy_Jub 2 роки тому

      Which is great because you can fit him in your pocket.

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy 2 роки тому +2613

    I love when he reads things wrong, betraying his debilitating dyslexia

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 2 роки тому +135

      It hasn’t even been a day and there’s 100 likes. I hope jerma recovers once his horde of bees exits his house after the 50 years they’ve spent terrorizing him

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO 2 роки тому +43

      @@robbieboydudeguy jerma is the bees actually he's a swarm

    • @ree3762
      @ree3762 2 роки тому

      @@robbieboydudeguy shut up

    • @yurimessiah
      @yurimessiah 2 роки тому +28

      @@kaizokuAUTO he has come for your nectar

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 2 роки тому +13

      @@kaizokuAUTO THE PAIN *bees start pouring out from sleeves of jacket*

  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive 2 роки тому +3719

    I'm so happy you did another of these. One of my friends won't stop quoting chat messages from these at me. Keep up the good work!

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 роки тому +436

      Thank you very much! I've said it before and I'll say it again, these videos wouldn't be possible without all of your archiving efforts :)

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 Рік тому +21

      I love you both so much

    • @themanwiththebeard4632
      @themanwiththebeard4632 2 місяці тому

      ​​@@bradentheman1373 alright guys, all three of you, start kissing.

    • @lennartjuhh
      @lennartjuhh Місяць тому

      That's when you know you need some time off the internet

  • @Cocoauri
    @Cocoauri 2 роки тому +1090

    I don't know why but something about the phrase "Grandma Sicko Mode" just made me fucking lost it. Thank you for surfacing these beautiful moments from chat

  • @fellipesz
    @fellipesz 2 роки тому +985

    I absolutely love when he "misreads" the messages because I'm 100% convinced he does it on purpose to make them even funnier (and it works every single time)

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 2 роки тому +174

      "he's speaking in chapstick"

    • @caspian9694
      @caspian9694 2 роки тому +34

      Nah its definitely real, i see the same shit he does 💀

  • @SleepyAdam
    @SleepyAdam 2 роки тому +671

    Chat member : "Jerma take off your pants and show us your balls"
    Jerma : "Ban that person for 5 minutes."
    Chat member : "This game has some bugs in it"
    Jerma : "Ban that person for an hour."

    • @labratboygirl
      @labratboygirl 8 місяців тому +19

      chat member: fart andy
      jerma: ban that person Permanently

  • @dogsterdog
    @dogsterdog 2 роки тому +745

    you are such a real one for finding the chat messages and even timestamping everything 😭😭 wow

  • @rideontime8591
    @rideontime8591 2 роки тому +840

    Chat is jerma's cohost. I cannot imagine a stream without chat.
    Based chat

  • @kay_luh
    @kay_luh 2 роки тому +2232

    the way he misreads most of these messages makes it so much funnier, like how is he gonna read a whole message properly and then say 'chapstick' instead of 'capslock' 😭
    also the cheer i let out seeing this in my subs box... thank you john crops!!!!!!!

    • @Jester_Jean
      @Jester_Jean 2 роки тому +130

      or the infamous "Eat a McDick"

    • @isaacdanoob2434
      @isaacdanoob2434 2 роки тому +93

      @@Jester_Jean or "this is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins"

  • @thatitalianlameguy2235
    @thatitalianlameguy2235 2 роки тому +576

    I find it hilarious when he bans people for minutes and not permanently, he thinks he's too harsh on his lab rats and tries to not anger them too much

    • @alexwolfe
      @alexwolfe 2 роки тому +65

      And then someone says fart Andy and he says ban that guy permanently with no remorse whatsoever

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 2 роки тому +24

      @@alexwolfe rule 66: no farting

    • @ohsqueep
      @ohsqueep Рік тому +12

      rat, we're rats, we're the rats

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice Рік тому +5

      @@ohsqueep we prey at night we stalk at night

    • @xhivo97
      @xhivo97 Рік тому +2

      ​@@alexwolfeI think he mumbles "for a minute" after lol

  • @manofthesnails
    @manofthesnails 2 роки тому +412

    when someone said he was holding the grandma sicko mode bread like a baby i thought he was holding it as though it were a bottle of fine wine he was presenting

    • @jazzswords1374
      @jazzswords1374 2 роки тому +52

      Unhinged sentence

    • @lightbluesleeper
      @lightbluesleeper 2 роки тому +22

      none of these words are in the bible

    • @manofthesnails
      @manofthesnails 2 роки тому +52

      @@lightbluesleeper the only three words in that comment that don't appear in the bible are "grandma", "sicko", and "mode". (i checked)

    • @MapleBeeSticky
      @MapleBeeSticky Рік тому +7

      Was thinking the same thing because....if that's a baby he's holding it by the neck

    • @wizardlizard55555
      @wizardlizard55555 Рік тому

      @@manofthesnailsgrandma sicko mode NOT in the bible CONFIRMED

  • @HuffdrewPaint
    @HuffdrewPaint 2 роки тому +1184

    I like the "Jerma you look like.." messages a lot because you have a second to comprehend what they see, so you're predisposed to seeing it when you look at him finally.
    The backwards hat one is funny as shit, and a decent example.

    • @kaigibson320
      @kaigibson320 2 роки тому +150

      moustache hair has gotta be the best one

    • @astracontritus1209
      @astracontritus1209 2 роки тому +74

      @@kaigibson320 Mustache hair was so funny because it was absolutely spot on

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 2 роки тому +44

      @@kaigibson320 and it stuck with him too lol he made his hair as a mustache in that queen song video

    • @ozarka4911
      @ozarka4911 Рік тому +13

      i like the one where they say he looks like a newly discovered fish

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 2 роки тому +2053

    Just think about it. Jerma makes so much money from people insulting him on a daily basis, he has made it an art form. he is the village idiot that people throw money at. Stay awesome Jezza

    • @aerosma5021
      @aerosma5021 2 роки тому +129

      *Jizzma

    • @williord3050
      @williord3050 2 роки тому +46

      So he’s basically a lolcow that learned lol

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 2 роки тому +27

      @@williord3050 cow

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 2 роки тому +5

      Jezza?

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 2 роки тому +9

      @@ponponpatapon9670 Completely unrelated but +1 for your username. Patapon's fun

  • @SleepyAdam
    @SleepyAdam 2 роки тому +1002

    why was he so offended by cube world I'm laughing so hard

    • @SleepyAdam
      @SleepyAdam 2 роки тому +182

      Never mind just learned about the game that's unfortunate

    • @senatorpineapple8149
      @senatorpineapple8149 2 роки тому +11

      @@SleepyAdamwhats cube world whats unfortunate about it

    • @irregular_dream
      @irregular_dream 2 роки тому +222

      @@senatorpineapple8149 To briefly summarize, it's an indie game that had a lot of hype around it in the early 2010s when it was in development. However, there ended up being no updates on development progress for several years and people thought the game had been abandoned. It did eventually release in 2019 but it ended up being a disappointing game for a lot of people.

    • @myfatassdick
      @myfatassdick 2 роки тому +18

      Luna damn that’s sad I remember seeing that game all those years ago and thinking “that’s cool i wonder where it’ll go from here” and then never hearing about it again

    • @neophyteredglare961
      @neophyteredglare961 2 роки тому +55

      @@rdmurph3371 tbh tho once you start getting money to fund the project you are liable for at least some of them

  • @Sulphoraes
    @Sulphoraes 2 роки тому +371

    Jerma's complete and utter inability to look past unhinged comments without reading them out loud will never cease to amaze me.

  • @geckomancer
    @geckomancer 2 роки тому +712

    i can’t get over him pronouncing “jared leto” the same way he says “otto” around 5:54. jared let-to

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l 2 роки тому +90

      He also says "otto-matic"

    • @pinkshoelace
      @pinkshoelace 2 роки тому +17

      i say it the same way

    • @grayrainbow100
      @grayrainbow100 2 роки тому

      jermaLetoPet

    • @kodinamsinh1267
      @kodinamsinh1267 2 роки тому +62

      @@kiraw.9521 no they mean that jerma annunciates the word in the same way he does for Otto

    • @legojay14
      @legojay14 2 роки тому +4

      I hate that you made me realize I forgot how it's actually pronounced and now read it the way jerma says it

  • @AlexRodriguez-ti3wy
    @AlexRodriguez-ti3wy Рік тому +66

    7:28 I love how he just says the same sentiment “ban them for Thirty minutes”, like 5 or 6 times, each with a slightly different wording, like he’s just drafting his response out loud.

  • @marsbar6225
    @marsbar6225 2 роки тому +477

    i'm so obsessed with looking at the section titles on these videos, they're so fucking funny. "gamma shaggy," "shirt off" and the grandma sicko mode one took me out

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 роки тому +79

      lmao I'm so glad someone brought this up, I have to say I was pretty proud of "Grandma Sicko Mode's Sourdough Bread Baby"

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@johncrops BRB, naming my MySpace Mathcore band Grandma Sicko Mode's Sourdough Bread Baby.

  • @tackyoptic
    @tackyoptic 2 роки тому +285

    I have no fucking idea how he even reads anything, his chat is always going apeshit trying to one-up each other with shitty insults, it's such a chaotic environment I love it

  • @williamlyons1864
    @williamlyons1864 2 роки тому +460

    I will never understand why he had to tell the mods to ban the BJ Andy guy 6 different times in succesion

  • @winterlou
    @winterlou 2 роки тому +1848

    I never know if every time he says "ban that person for at least X minutes!" the mods actually do it or if it's just a bit

    • @plaguis1391
      @plaguis1391 2 роки тому +498

      I really hope they actually hand out those 10 minute "bans"

    • @daniel.d.2452
      @daniel.d.2452 2 роки тому +742

      happpened to me lmao, craziest 5 minutes

    • @thisisachannel.780
      @thisisachannel.780 2 роки тому +360

      like 10% of the time it’s a bit, the other 90% they actually do time out/ban

    • @dmkmn4612
      @dmkmn4612 2 роки тому +582

      I WANT THAT GUY PERMANENTLY BANNED I DONT WONT TO SEE HIS NAME EVER AGAIN... for 5 minutes

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener 2 роки тому +80

      @@daniel.d.2452 badge of honor

  • @SaucyBoy
    @SaucyBoy 2 роки тому +147

    17:11 it's an honor to be a questionable chat message

  • @asare240
    @asare240 2 роки тому +323

    Chat is trying to gaslight jerma into madness, but hes also gaslighting himself into insanity

  • @littelcreatchure506
    @littelcreatchure506 2 роки тому +230

    10:50 WHAT DID THE GUY EVEN DO
    JERMA IS SO WRATHFUL EVEN MENTIONING BUGS IS WORSE THAN BLOWJOB ANDY

    • @r0dders
      @r0dders Рік тому +35

      this streamer HATES puns.

  • @hertberken2053
    @hertberken2053 2 роки тому +203

    Fellas I don’t think I’ll ever recover from “Grandma Sicko Mode.”

    • @icoffeebeen
      @icoffeebeen 2 роки тому +21

      one of the best one guys ever

  • @emmyl6956
    @emmyl6956 2 роки тому +196

    im obsessed with 21:30
    the instant and correct reaction to call it weird and then the short pause where he seems to consider that maybe, he was a little harsh, so he says odd instead in a softer tone. Its hilarious.

  • @twodoorgoop
    @twodoorgoop 2 роки тому +296

    the “fuck snl and the whole cast” one caught me so off guard cuz it’s a kanye lyric lmao

    • @icoffeebeen
      @icoffeebeen 2 роки тому

      “tell em yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass” 😩🔥

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 2 роки тому +15

      Ye and Jerma crossover

    • @ezequiel_555
      @ezequiel_555 2 роки тому +22

      @@donet0death240 yerma

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 Рік тому

      UNHINGED streamer partners with ANTISYMMETRIC celebrity KANYE WEST!

    • @nfdhje38743m
      @nfdhje38743m Рік тому +10

      ​@@ezequiel_555 jitler

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 2 роки тому +524

    To be fair to Ball Fondler. It would take awhile to train the body to take an entire baseball through the anus and into the sphincter and I presume following it up with some sort of obscene yet really talented trick that ejects the baseball from the body.

    • @ryoki_PH
      @ryoki_PH 2 роки тому +62

      the diameter of a baseball is only around 7.5 centimetres so i don’t think it would be that hard to accomplish honestly, 5 months seems a bit like over-preparation to me :/

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 2 роки тому +20

      I've seen it done before

    • @thisisachannel.780
      @thisisachannel.780 2 роки тому +38

      like the hotdog launcher video but with a baseball and backwards

    • @daveinthemicrowave
      @daveinthemicrowave 2 роки тому +42

      @@jimmybean420 Bio-cannon

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 2 роки тому +38

      i regret looking at the comment section

  • @ohherbie
    @ohherbie Рік тому +213

    Jerma is a ruler villain and his mods are like his little workers and he tells them to “SEIZE HIM !” When someone’s funnier than him

    • @cloudieo
      @cloudieo Рік тому +19

      We are Jermas little minions and when Jerma tells mods to ban us we are put into a volcano.

  • @kylano525
    @kylano525 2 роки тому +170

    22:44 I love how he pretends to be disturbed at mass murder. It's so nice of Jerma to make new viewers comfortable.

  • @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266
    @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266 2 роки тому +241

    I started watching Jerma a week or two ago and now my room is filled with whiteboards trying to decipher who this man truly is. After countless research hours and almost every Chelte and archive vod. I.. Don’t… Know… This isn’t human.. It’s a thing.

  • @EightTinyRats
    @EightTinyRats 2 роки тому +208

    Jerma: time that person out for 7 million years
    Jerma 3 seconds later: time that person out for at least 5 minutes

  • @jigsaucemusic
    @jigsaucemusic 2 роки тому +247

    This series is my favorite Jerma content. It’s a nice reminder that the fans are just as unhinged

  • @vynylwelsh9868
    @vynylwelsh9868 2 роки тому +60

    I love that at 18:25 he is terrified of the dumpster opening sound and jumps back

  • @picklerobertson5807
    @picklerobertson5807 2 роки тому +88

    I love these, the actual chat messages edited onscreen makes it amazing

  • @hevoo
    @hevoo 2 роки тому +224

    I was just going through the old ones and when I saw this in the related videos, I thought this was from someone else doing their own thing at first. Thank you for continuing it!

    • @unjerked
      @unjerked 2 роки тому +1

      düd same wtf

  • @razmerry
    @razmerry 2 роки тому +91

    I love how he sounds like a mob boss ordering a hit when he bans someone

  • @bubblegum7046
    @bubblegum7046 2 роки тому +156

    I need to find some way to incorporate "he's speaking in chapstick" and "grandma sicko mode" into my vocabulary

  • @idknomo5768
    @idknomo5768 2 роки тому +162

    "Jerma, you look like a chicken."
    Jerma: *slowly becomes possessed by a chicken*
    16:36

  • @crabdipp889
    @crabdipp889 2 роки тому +209

    Oh my god I’m unbelievably happy that another one of these exists

  • @Sleepy-oi3xh
    @Sleepy-oi3xh 2 роки тому +226

    These are some of the best edited videos, not just jerma videos but like out of all of youtube.
    Just the time and effort to go through chat alone and crop out all the messages. 11/10

  • @SCP-2295
    @SCP-2295 2 роки тому +126

    i like when he reads a message and then goes "...i don't know what you're talking about" in a way that seems like not only is he fully aware of what chat is talking about he is also just lying to them for fun

  • @SnowDouble
    @SnowDouble 2 роки тому +74

    "BJ Andy" has to be my favorite jerma moment ever because the stream was so lax before that and everything after was just a mess. That "One Guy" derailed the whole stream into chaos

  • @spartains5493
    @spartains5493 2 роки тому +44

    I love how at 27:25, he felt the it was necessary to explain what he meant by spongebob as if no one knew who the character was and what sponges do.

  • @Verm0uth07
    @Verm0uth07 2 роки тому +196

    I just love it whenever jerma order the mods to ban someone, it never gets old for me lmao

  • @nabusvco
    @nabusvco 2 роки тому +98

    This convinces me that Jerma and chat are symbiotic, they cant live without eachother

  • @idknomo5768
    @idknomo5768 2 роки тому +77

    17:43
    I love how Jerma could be playing a game, look over at chat for like two seconds, find the most strange comment in chat, and still be pondering about it the next day.

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 2 роки тому +77

    I'm new here, but my favorite thing this guy does is read every noun in a sentence, then just make the rest up like a reverse mad lib

  • @rice7676
    @rice7676 2 місяці тому +6

    I love when he starts going off on tangents that have basically nothing to do with what he just read

  • @waldornprime5567
    @waldornprime5567 2 роки тому +194

    i find it interesting how quickly the Andy bit just devolved into harassment

  • @GreaserMan
    @GreaserMan 2 роки тому +51

    I actually kinda have an answer for the Hulk eating question. In one of the Marvel Zombies books, Hulk eats an entire human leg whole and when he turns back into Bruce, he's in a massive amount of pain and has a clear outline of a leg jutting out of him. So, uhh yeah.

  • @lilcarttheoneandonly
    @lilcarttheoneandonly 2 роки тому +68

    "why are you fucking bread" is probably my favorite jerma quote of all time, 13:33

  • @LuciaLaVA
    @LuciaLaVA 2 роки тому +58

    I like how jerma specified that the bird is the one that flies while a bee is just an insect

  • @RUKOLAKE
    @RUKOLAKE 2 роки тому +100

    I like how he ends every one of these clips by saying "I want this person BANNED for x amount of time"

  • @alpine7313
    @alpine7313 Рік тому +22

    8:17 my favorite detail of that incident is that the Auto-mod caught the message almost instantly and he still read and screamed it.

  • @deadringer6759
    @deadringer6759 2 роки тому +55

    A baseball is pretty big. It's understandable it would take over a month to train for that.

  • @colpekker
    @colpekker 2 роки тому +31

    Love the fact that he screamed out BLOWJOB right when he called his mom on the phone

  • @agelessignorance485
    @agelessignorance485 2 роки тому +55

    The way he reads each comment slightly different than what is actually typed makes me laugh every time💀

  • @steffo0302
    @steffo0302 Рік тому +34

    Hes like a mad king dishing out disproportionate prison sentences based on his mood

    • @SabikHipparcos
      @SabikHipparcos 4 місяці тому +2

      ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

    • @MasonLay-l6x
      @MasonLay-l6x 2 місяці тому +2

      THIS CASTLE!!! IS IN UNNACCEPTABLE CONDITION!!!! UNNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952
    @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 роки тому +62

    It was spectacular how he like DEFEATED the Hulk commenters by responding with his own set of questions and speculation that was so horrific and lingering he totally topped them
    I love Holly's laughing "NO" at being called a fan of grandma sicko mode

  • @itshighmewn8174
    @itshighmewn8174 2 роки тому +33

    I think one of my favorite Jerma bits is him threatening to ban people for extremely inconsequential amounts of time. “Ban that guy for thirty minutes.”

  • @tristian14
    @tristian14 2 роки тому +90

    the baseball incident was so funny cause i thought jerma said he was going to shove an entire baseball up his mouth

  • @Dorf274
    @Dorf274 2 роки тому +44

    I love Jerma's chat community. It's a huge part of what makes the stream hilarious.

  • @havencross_
    @havencross_ 2 роки тому +46

    every time someone comments on jermas appearance he sizes himself up like a bird in a mirror

  • @LaBarata12
    @LaBarata12 10 місяців тому +6

    26:50 Answer: The mass stays the same, and Banner can just explode from suddenly having way too much mass inside a torso that’s way too small and he literally bursts. It’s happened before.

  • @garrettbrax
    @garrettbrax 2 роки тому +124

    Chef Tony calling in from prison had me pissing holy shit

  • @cidermouse
    @cidermouse 2 роки тому +34

    I love the fact that 4 separate chat clips came out of sourdough bread

  • @adjectiveollie
    @adjectiveollie 2 роки тому +89

    my favorite thing about these is that someone could call him a slur and he would tell mods to ban them for 20 minutes but when someone says something about his face he tells the mods to perma ban them

    • @GrungiestTrack8
      @GrungiestTrack8 2 роки тому +29

      Jerma as an active racist, promotes racism in every racist form racist andy

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice 2 роки тому +7

      perma ban them *FOR 1 MINUTE*

    • @exorchili7121
      @exorchili7121 2 роки тому

      Homophobic andy

  • @Civilian08
    @Civilian08 9 місяців тому +5

    1:25 Shaggy, now might be a good time for you to get hungry.
    Like, that's my secret Velm, I'm always hungry.

  • @hydrasent563
    @hydrasent563 6 місяців тому +8

    "Original sin andy" is so insanely funny to me

  • @RoboLamp
    @RoboLamp 2 роки тому +87

    Yes, these are always a highlight! It's even weirder when I remember seeing some of these messages live.
    Your work is a blessing d:>

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 2 роки тому +4

      Is that a smiley face with a baseball cap? Kinda love that ngl it's cute

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice 2 роки тому +3

      @@sirllamaiii9708 he also has a friend with a party hat

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 2 роки тому +4

      @@diediedice love him

  • @ChompDude
    @ChompDude 2 роки тому +41

    The fact that there's 28 more minutes of these either says something about Jerma, chat itself or both.

  • @zarco5855
    @zarco5855 2 роки тому +33

    I find really it really funny when he calls for a ban, but for a very reasonable amount of time.

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks 2 роки тому +33

    Why is he eating bread on stream like an 18th century chimney cleaner.

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 роки тому +22

      Go easy on the poor boy, t's the only food they currently have in his village. All of the animals have fled under mysterious circumstances and the fruit trees have withered so they must resort to grain.

  • @lagspike7763
    @lagspike7763 11 місяців тому +11

    Original sin Andy always cracks me up holy shit what did he mean by that

  • @Ennarmreal
    @Ennarmreal 2 роки тому +25

    2:08 I wasn't paying attention when this played and I straight up thought Superman exclaimed "Kill yourself!" To Finn from Adventure Time

  • @echoestoofar3953
    @echoestoofar3953 2 роки тому +31

    i would happily wait a month for another one of these. i know this takes a lot of time and effort but my god is it worth it. by far one of my favorite series on youtube right now

  • @zboi4859
    @zboi4859 2 роки тому +47

    I've no idea who this man is, but he seems to be constantly on the verge of tears.

  • @MilesEasler
    @MilesEasler 2 роки тому +180

    God, first clip and I'm already his father. This is gonna be a great video

    • @whitealbum8620
      @whitealbum8620 2 роки тому +34

      correction: he‘s already your father

  • @mudstick
    @mudstick 2 роки тому +17

    16:27 i thought for the entire bit that the screen said "ONE-MACHINE ANDY"

  • @grimboishungry9218
    @grimboishungry9218 2 роки тому +25

    11:18 Jerma has banished an entire bloodline

  • @silas1173
    @silas1173 Рік тому +22

    I’m genuinely convinced that someone could say “hi Jerma985 I love your streams I hope you have a great day” and get banned for 30 minutes

  • @manfellafellaman
    @manfellafellaman 2 роки тому +12

    27:00 to answer Jermas question. If the Hulk where to eat/slash drink of large quantities and he changed back into Bruce Banner, then he would partially explode. It's happened before in the comics