Jerma Streams - Passpartout: The Starving Artist

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  • Опубліковано 9 чер 2017
  • Jerma archived Passpartout: The Starving Artist (The original title of this stream was "The Starving Artist", and was originally streamed/recorded on June 9th, 2017)
    (Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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  • @IgnitWacom
    @IgnitWacom 7 років тому +255

    Jerma starts talking: 0:46
    Gameplay: 4:06

    • @teensuicide9103
      @teensuicide9103 7 років тому +58

      You know Jerma is there when you hear "Ehhh!"...

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 3 роки тому +48

      The fact that both of those contain 0, 4, and 6 is more satisfying to me than it should be

    • @bingobongo693
      @bingobongo693 8 місяців тому

      ​@@teensuicide9103zzxxZXZ'-zssqswxwsxzopp0p9 9909o09o9ooo9

    • @myoak108
      @myoak108 6 місяців тому +2

      Thank god, I was sweating out of my eyebrows rushing to watch a 4 hour vod

  • @adeerinasuit
    @adeerinasuit 6 місяців тому +31

    choose your fighter:
    - passaporte
    - passaportante
    - passaporntin
    - passaport
    - passaportant

  • @blair3549
    @blair3549 2 роки тому +466

    25:26
    Jerma: *_draws a rainbow_*
    _"I need to make something _*_controversial"_*
    _starts to write _*_"no g-"_*

    • @Knightshadess
      @Knightshadess 2 роки тому +121

      I swear he does these things on purpose. He brushes the *VERY* edge of controversy, barely avoids it, and never even knew it happened.

    • @bluedash24
      @bluedash24 2 роки тому +31

      I HAD THIS EXSCT SAME THOUGHT OH MY GOD

    • @LeifFrog
      @LeifFrog 2 роки тому +26

      I SWEAR THAT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK AKJRBEJR

    • @lavenderlaceration
      @lavenderlaceration 2 роки тому +72

      The real controversy is the fact that he thought that was a rainbow,,, like,,, no

    • @fauxnom9384
      @fauxnom9384 Рік тому +21

      Based jerma

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho 3 роки тому +449

    I know my mind has been poisoned by being an artist because I saw Jerma’s “no gold no future” abstract painting and actually liked it

  • @3mmanu3lla35
    @3mmanu3lla35 Рік тому +133

    The way he pronounced passpartout is absolutely insane

    • @reynaga5169
      @reynaga5169 9 місяців тому +34

      He said "passaportante."

  • @rubenthekid
    @rubenthekid 6 років тому +166

    The Santa painting really killed me. The fact that Santa was just fucking dead, naked, and flying across the eyes of children made it worse.

  • @Yuurg
    @Yuurg 6 років тому +139

    "Santa has a hat, right?" Yes Jerma, I believe they're called 'santa hats'

  • @MortifiedThePenguin
    @MortifiedThePenguin 7 років тому +248

    Truly this is a window into Jerma's deranged psyche

  • @SgtPepper291
    @SgtPepper291 7 років тому +121

    No gold.
    No future.
    No Santa Claus.

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 2 роки тому +112

    I love how jerma right off the bat tries to draw something notoriously hard to draw

  • @theaverageman644
    @theaverageman644 Рік тому +104

    I love jerma, he has such a way with.

  • @PointsofData
    @PointsofData 4 роки тому +155

    I was pacing and anxious and lost in my thoughts when I hear "of course...OF COURSE we have the dinosaur pastor" and it was so silly and sweet it kicked me back to reality thx jerma A+

    • @lavenderlaceration
      @lavenderlaceration 2 роки тому +14

      Have you ever heard of the hit movie velocipastor

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 11 місяців тому +2

      @@lavenderlaceration yes and I will never give it the time of day

  • @jennymartin8448
    @jennymartin8448 4 роки тому +138

    I actually listen to this all the time when I can’t fall asleep

    • @cheatlink11
      @cheatlink11 Рік тому +16

      Should try his stardew valley streams

    • @bradleybaker976
      @bradleybaker976 11 місяців тому +24

      @@cheatlink11or even better, the seaman stream is like taking 30 melatonin

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 11 місяців тому +12

      @@bradleybaker976 chocolatier: decadence by design

  • @mrman-xc9wf
    @mrman-xc9wf 7 років тому +110

    43:30 for facecam

  • @kelza_
    @kelza_ Рік тому +97

    I feel like I’ve never seen someone draw the colors in a rainbow so out of order

  • @RockLegend2A
    @RockLegend2A 11 місяців тому +21

    I went through most of this VOD wondering exactly what this game's point was when it seemed like you could so easily game the system by figuring out how complexity and desires work. But it turns out this game's fucking BRILLIANT by having a person end up going down a particular route and then doing a character analysis for their choices. Jerma ending up being a designer for corporate stooges is fucking poetic justice after he spent so long just chasing bigger paychecks.

  • @enigma1337
    @enigma1337 7 років тому +119

    Jerma doesn't know how rainbows work and I love it

  • @lynbutnot
    @lynbutnot Рік тому +31

    "no gold no future" is slowly creeping its way into my vocabulary i can feel it

  • @kinnikuboneman
    @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +97

    Jerma legitimately improved as the stream went on

  • @pepaigea
    @pepaigea 11 місяців тому +22

    Only true Jerma fans closed their eyes or covered the video for the Where's Walter painting

  • @crarzybeeyoch6803
    @crarzybeeyoch6803 7 років тому +90

    u know this stream is suprisingly calming and nice to watch during a quite weekend to pass the time and chill out

    • @Retrotard
      @Retrotard 7 років тому +8

      Couldn't have said it better myself.

  • @capntar
    @capntar 7 років тому +131

    I love this game--I'm an IRL painter and so wish this was the way the art world worked

    • @Oldaccount_-
      @Oldaccount_- 7 років тому +5

      2:35:47

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +14

      Trust me, I've seen legitimately worse in art galleries

    • @mr.dirtydan3338
      @mr.dirtydan3338 6 місяців тому

      Capitalism baby. The profit motive controls all

  • @qquanzaa
    @qquanzaa 2 роки тому +34

    nothing motivates you to draw like watching jerma draw

  • @mellow6749
    @mellow6749 7 років тому +54

    that santa bit was one of the hardest I've laughed at a jerma stream

  • @Mybrander
    @Mybrander 7 років тому +152

    jerma is a talented artist

  • @jillsandwich71
    @jillsandwich71 7 років тому +33

    No gold; no hope; no future.

  • @pr0chszy
    @pr0chszy 2 роки тому +17

    1:18:33 imagine painting so badly that the same two persons get in over and over again to talk shit about his work, and it's the same phrases too

  • @frogfrog666
    @frogfrog666 2 роки тому +21

    watching jerma make art is one of life's greatest joys

    • @frogfrog666
      @frogfrog666 2 роки тому +7

      naked santa painting is definitely up there in my favorite jerma moments

    • @bluedash24
      @bluedash24 2 роки тому +1

      @@frogfrog666 God dammit me too and I totally agree

  • @eggy797
    @eggy797 6 років тому +57

    as an actual artist, i would like to say that i’d buy and cherish each and everyone of jerma’s paintings, for they are true masterpieces.

    • @funnylittlecreature
      @funnylittlecreature Рік тому +1

      based profile picture

    • @TTIOTT
      @TTIOTT Рік тому +4

      As an actual artist 🤓

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 11 місяців тому +2

      What separates you from the actual artists and the fake artists?

    • @mr.dirtydan3338
      @mr.dirtydan3338 6 місяців тому

      ​@JacobKinsley just a figure of speech bucko

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 2 роки тому +40

    32:15 the descent into hell couldn't have possibly been as insane as the journey into absolute madness that started out as "Alaskan morning"
    EDIT: dear god the naked santa debacle

  • @skelkankaos
    @skelkankaos 4 роки тому +65

    I genuinely love squares in a field. reminds me of the art i make when i don't take my antidepressants

    • @infinitegames100
      @infinitegames100 3 роки тому +5

      I wish I could find some that work for me. Only had a bad reaction to one that made me very tired, other than that nothing has had any effect on me.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +2

      @@infinitegames100 you don't need pills

    • @infinitegames100
      @infinitegames100 3 роки тому +10

      @@kinnikuboneman What do you suggest for depression then?

    • @ceecie5776
      @ceecie5776 3 роки тому +12

      @@infinitegames100 “just go outside anD be hAppY 🤪🤪”

    • @infinitegames100
      @infinitegames100 3 роки тому +5

      @@ceecie5776 why haven’t I thought of that before

  • @sniceverything4944
    @sniceverything4944 5 років тому +25

    25:05 jerma have you ever seen a rainbow?

  • @imPlural
    @imPlural 4 роки тому +21

    It does not feel like 3 years since i watched this live! I opened up this game again just to relax and goof around and thought id have jerma playing it in the background, holy shit does time fly.

    • @iceypino1086
      @iceypino1086 2 роки тому +4

      does it feel like 5 years

    • @elixa562
      @elixa562 2 місяці тому +1

      Does it feel like 6?

  • @M00nH34rt
    @M00nH34rt 7 років тому +23

    Jerma sold out, following his motto. He got the gold and the future.

  • @CardboardOdyssey
    @CardboardOdyssey 7 років тому +14

    Randal "The Funeral Vandal" T. Rex. Classic period piece.

  • @melika04
    @melika04 7 місяців тому +9

    im only 10 minutes in and his attempt at drawing a horse 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Kodak__
    @Kodak__ 5 років тому +22

    “Jeremy, can I use your amazon prime account?” lul

  • @AkitaKureiji564
    @AkitaKureiji564 7 років тому +38

    i like this game just cause it gives people the opportunity to draw in a stress-free and fun way and hopefully inspires people to actually pursue art despite it making fun of the starving artist trope (which is a totally real thing and im hurting). like jerma didnt do too bad honestly for someone who doesnt draw much and is also using a mouse. im proud of him!

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 7 років тому +50

    Too complex for me.

  • @troglodytee
    @troglodytee 2 роки тому +12

    jerma accidentally makes a horse nft

  • @wishiwasmaren2608
    @wishiwasmaren2608 9 місяців тому +6

    Jerma's interpretation of a rainbow is probably the funniest thing I've seen him do

  • @Ossek
    @Ossek 7 років тому +13

    I think this might be my new favorite Jerma stream.

  • @apinkgoat
    @apinkgoat 4 роки тому +14

    What’s ROYGBIV? all I’ve ever heard is BGRVY.

  • @CasperTheGhost64
    @CasperTheGhost64 3 роки тому +7

    One of the first Jerma streams i watched in its entirety live. I bought the game and still play it

  • @RematodeRanger
    @RematodeRanger 7 років тому +7

    This stream was nothing *short* of what i expected. 10/10

  • @itsflyde
    @itsflyde 7 років тому +46

    Is it bad that with some shading and recreation almost every painting he makes can become a legitimate piece of art?

    • @ieverneon616
      @ieverneon616 7 років тому +22

      Dude. It's already art.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +20

      Anything can be considered "Legit art"

    • @itsflyde
      @itsflyde 3 роки тому +18

      @@kinnikuboneman you're legit art

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +10

      @@itsflyde see

    • @LayerInfinity
      @LayerInfinity 2 роки тому +4

      anything can be considered art lol, if u mean good art tho then yeah a few people have recreated jerma's paintings

  • @burr4695
    @burr4695 Рік тому +6

    as an artist, the beginning of this was so painful, but it was amazing watching his growth

  • @halowaffle25
    @halowaffle25 7 років тому +54

    No Gold; No Future has GOT to become the next Jerma meme. I will be very upset if it isn't.

    • @GoatYouhhudawg
      @GoatYouhhudawg 7 років тому +2

      I hope so, too. No Gold.
      No future.
      Also, mICKEY mOUZZE!! has to be in the next Jerma Rumble.

    • @teensuicide9103
      @teensuicide9103 7 років тому +6

      Dead naked Santa for Jerma Rumble!

    • @bananabear1564
      @bananabear1564 7 років тому +3

      randel the funeral vandel t rex!

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +2

      @@LightiningFastNeidhardt good, forcing memes is always a bad idea

  • @GoatYouhhudawg
    @GoatYouhhudawg 7 років тому +26

    A professional artist needs to redraw some of Jerma' art in this video.

    • @sgtheadcrab3454
      @sgtheadcrab3454 6 років тому +16

      Kleneu66 are you saying he isn't a professional artist?

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +9

      Why? They're already perfect

    • @sheriffvader6908
      @sheriffvader6908 10 місяців тому +1

      Jerma is an artist, that's like having a chef cook another chefs food

  • @hdouirgzz9m687
    @hdouirgzz9m687 Рік тому +4

    no gold, no future.

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +6

    1:08:45 Dreams of aspirations looks liek sad fried eggs in the sky crying

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 7 років тому +23

    Is this a Period youtube video?

    • @GoatYouhhudawg
      @GoatYouhhudawg 7 років тому +9

      No gold.
      No future.
      DOUBLE Period Piece!

  • @mythroatshurts
    @mythroatshurts 4 місяці тому +7

    1:54:30 “this ones gonna be called global warming. global warming: 2025” literally next year omg guys watch out…

  • @sniceverything4944
    @sniceverything4944 5 років тому +11

    I think you’re the only person to actually beat this game

  • @kaidkaid88
    @kaidkaid88 8 місяців тому +2

    This entire stream from the moment after it was created i cannot stop thinking about Shit Coil this is the funniest fuckijg thing i absolutely need that painting

  • @PITABREAD4
    @PITABREAD4 6 років тому +7

    “Don” bought the Revised USA flag at 3:25:40 .... coincidence? I think not!

  • @mrfisher1072
    @mrfisher1072 7 років тому +4

    the one that was called shit coil looked like a silhouette of Buddha.

  • @d4148
    @d4148 7 років тому +4

    Short man draws art good with passion

  • @KengaruZ
    @KengaruZ 7 років тому +10

    Passapatante... yeah jerma

  • @neilduh
    @neilduh 3 роки тому +4

    Id buy Toxic Thoughts on the Aqua Front

  • @jackwookie
    @jackwookie 7 років тому +5

    upload those paintings somewhere so I can print them and put over my bed

  • @outplayboy
    @outplayboy 7 років тому +7

    Jerma doesn't know what a rainbow looks like BibleThump

  • @gamer123ize
    @gamer123ize 7 років тому +8

    i cant believe santas fucking dead!

  • @lavadad2629
    @lavadad2629 3 місяці тому

    Imagine Don was the noble he had been trying to impress the whole time with the admiral painting 😂

  • @BBXcompany
    @BBXcompany 2 місяці тому +2

    how does he always manage to draw another horse that he doesn't know how to draw

  • @rubenthekid
    @rubenthekid 4 роки тому +3

    Jerma’s deranged madness is possibly the leading inspiration for HaNL songs.

  • @pulmonaryedema7469
    @pulmonaryedema7469 9 місяців тому +1

    The santa painting is one of my favorite bit from jerma ive seen. Just santas naked decomposing corpse being dragged through the sky and kids are looking up and pointing

  • @TheSlimeKing242
    @TheSlimeKing242 6 років тому +8

    Lmao someone bought the painting that was just the word yeah

  • @PoppySis
    @PoppySis 7 років тому +27

    Modern art.

  • @dylanstubbe8
    @dylanstubbe8 3 місяці тому +1

    everyone calling his cry for help unoriginal is killing me

  • @greasey8695
    @greasey8695 4 роки тому +6

    1:06:53
    But what do the hairy eggs symbolize?

  • @KrypTicXTeKTriK
    @KrypTicXTeKTriK 6 років тому +4

    1:41:03 awhh fuck I forgot to give him arms XD

  • @assasinbrotherin
    @assasinbrotherin 7 років тому +5

    compact streamer rapidly devolves

  • @IReallyLikeTreessmileyface
    @IReallyLikeTreessmileyface 9 місяців тому +1

    no gold no hope no universe no santa no coconuts no gold no hope no universe no santa no coconuts no gold no hope no universe no santa no coconuts

  • @ambersloat6832
    @ambersloat6832 5 років тому +2

    2:56:46 who are you and what have you done with the mouse

  • @Eternal-Woe
    @Eternal-Woe 6 років тому +5

    Jerma sells out 2:56:38

  • @simonhoward8821
    @simonhoward8821 5 років тому +5

    Dam boi, that horse is thicc

    • @bluedash24
      @bluedash24 2 роки тому

      I thought the very same thing

  • @spacemanezg1514
    @spacemanezg1514 5 років тому +4

    I thought he was gonna write no gays

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Рік тому +1

    Jerma himself is basically a starving artist I feel like

  • @Jordan-rb28
    @Jordan-rb28 4 місяці тому

    3:36 love this

  • @269tron
    @269tron 7 років тому +9

    No Gold = New Meme

  • @travmann
    @travmann 6 років тому

    Randal the Funeral Vandal for Rumble

  • @GreenFlame44
    @GreenFlame44 7 років тому +1

    Jerma can't read: The Stream

  • @jango7889
    @jango7889 11 місяців тому +1

    NO GOLD
    NO FUTURE

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 7 місяців тому +1

    Is this the streamer who painted Starry Night live on stream?

  • @jordan-my2vl
    @jordan-my2vl 4 місяці тому

    did not expect a bazzagazza cameo here, but i accept it. 2:57:00

  • @kafkaswetdream
    @kafkaswetdream 4 місяці тому

    Ster’s real name is steven…
    steve is jermas biggest fan in this game…
    coincidence??! I THINK NOT 🤯

  • @madz500
    @madz500 Рік тому +1

    52:07 amazon movie plots are like this

  • @bananabear1564
    @bananabear1564 7 років тому +1

    jerma doesn't even know what a rainbow looks like haHA

  • @listenuphereisolvepractica6396
    @listenuphereisolvepractica6396 7 років тому

    The Chainsaw Murderer

  • @ketchdw
    @ketchdw 7 років тому

    How many people actually closed there eyes? I did

  • @chicanabatman
    @chicanabatman 4 місяці тому

    1:27:02 i only see jerma as a lunatic after this panel

  • @twedo_
    @twedo_ 2 роки тому +1

    Is there a with chat version???

  • @kingbyeah5407
    @kingbyeah5407 6 років тому

    53:25 would send very odd messages...

  • @dragonmaster4556
    @dragonmaster4556 4 роки тому

    I don't understand.

  • @PorcuPineAppleSauce
    @PorcuPineAppleSauce 7 років тому

    FUCKING DON!

  • @amargwari2431
    @amargwari2431 4 місяці тому

    Tried making cookie monster, ended up with cookie demon

  • @tobymuerto
    @tobymuerto 7 років тому +1

    I thought this was a flags only stream?!

  • @jordynensor2081
    @jordynensor2081 7 місяців тому

    why are so many jerma fans artists

  • @teensuicide9103
    @teensuicide9103 7 років тому +6

    Where is the Bob Ross impression?
    Timestamp anyone?