Jerma Streams with Chat - Who Will Replace ME? (Jerma Auditions)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 182

  • @warpatato
    @warpatato 2 роки тому +513

    The actors deserve huge credit for this one. They constantly blur the line between reality and scripted, cringe and absolute hilarity. Jerma knows when to sprinkle in scripted and directed stuff here and there but also when to just let these actors rip and do their thing. The perfect concoction of scripted and improvised bits makes the whole show brilliantly surreal.

    • @SJMX6
      @SJMX6 2 роки тому +11

      Yup! Although 13 went a little overboard...

    • @desolator4662
      @desolator4662 2 роки тому +6

      @@SJMX6 That's the reason he got shot

    • @auto144p6
      @auto144p6 2 роки тому +5

      @@SJMX6 idk i thought he did pretty good setting up the auditions and pretending like he was going to "retire" soon.

    • @markhaus
      @markhaus 2 роки тому

      @@desolator4662 we all know he faked his death to pretend he’s the real Jerma

    • @seapackgaming4316
      @seapackgaming4316 2 місяці тому

      @@auto144p6him retiring is still a ongoing joke, he says he’s retired now but still streams at least twice a month. Even with the jigsaw puzzle stream, acting like an old man in the retirement home lol.

  • @Falkuzrules
    @Falkuzrules 2 роки тому +349

    Every single time he does one of these special streams and says "I've been hyping this one up for months" I'm literally hearing about it for the first or second time ever. He probably just hallucinates that he's streaming and tells an empty room "I'm gonna play baseball!" or "I'm gonna live in a dollhouse!"

    • @kratomsmoke2
      @kratomsmoke2 2 роки тому +7

      hahahahhaha

    • @floatingdisembodiedhead8975
      @floatingdisembodiedhead8975 2 роки тому +24

      The dollhouse was correct though, he's been hyping that up for months but this one got me by surprised. First time I heard about this.

    • @Falkuzrules
      @Falkuzrules 2 роки тому +12

      @@ejelbertson9974 I imagine he picks the most uninteresting streams to talk about future plans and then on the interesting ones he talks about sitting on his balls instead.

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain Рік тому +3

      Coming back to this, I think he was hyping this up through tangents on previous streams about retiring from his streaming career (notably one of his more recent House Flipper streams), as if living every second knowing your favorite streamer's gonna end the stuff that make you laugh an exciting thing in Jerma's mind? Jesus christ, what is this streamer MADE of??

    • @TheAnnoyingThing1915
      @TheAnnoyingThing1915 Рік тому

      i was very surprised when he shoved that baseball up his ass

  • @GLENNACHEEMS
    @GLENNACHEEMS 2 роки тому +84

    3:36:26
    dr smoxian turning into dust and blowing away

  • @adilo7733
    @adilo7733 2 роки тому +196

    What's so funny about this stream was how scuffed the audio is. It's either screeching, or delaying/glitching, I LOVE IT HAHAHA.

    • @Addsomehappy
      @Addsomehappy 2 роки тому +26

      Etalyx call bit is completely unlistenable, I have no idea what the jokes were, only thing I heard was "Destiny 2 PVP"

    • @vladimirdan1959
      @vladimirdan1959 2 роки тому +20

      @@Addsomehappy That's all you need to hear

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 2 роки тому +199

    I left the stream on while I was asleep and I woke up during the “got talent” bit before going back to sleep and I genuinely thought it was a dream I had

    • @2014dotcom
      @2014dotcom 2 роки тому +25

      at least you didnt fall asleep to vsauce counting ever prime number

    • @igglywompus
      @igglywompus Рік тому +1

      I've done this so many times with Jerma streams

  • @Bobsmith-xq2pr
    @Bobsmith-xq2pr 2 роки тому +209

    Dr. Smoixan is the best Jerma character honestly so glad he's back

    • @andgalactus1
      @andgalactus1 2 роки тому +23

      I feel like he must be like one of Jerma's relatives or something. He just fits in so well.

    • @samanthabailey8003
      @samanthabailey8003 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah he's definitely my favorite! He just seems to really understand the type of humor, I was dying at his blood pressure question lol

    • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
      @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 2 місяці тому

      ​@@andgalactus1 He's almost certainly just an actor, not a family member

    • @andgalactus1
      @andgalactus1 2 місяці тому

      @@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 I like your name a lot.

    • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
      @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 2 місяці тому

      @@andgalactus1 thanks, it's a Karl Pilkington reference

  • @jackp2318
    @jackp2318 2 роки тому +87

    3:53:03 is now the hardest jermaWalk in history

  • @warpatato
    @warpatato 2 роки тому +37

    1:58:17 DB Cooper's 3-part Rats Musical

  • @availxe8639
    @availxe8639 2 роки тому +48

    2:44:53 15 defiantly got robbed, that Peter O'toole doing a rap was pure comedy gold.

  • @Bart420
    @Bart420 2 роки тому +61

    2:07:56 chapstick
    2:16:22 shoulder kiss
    2:25:41 piano choke
    2:41:04 bone spur

  • @doubletrouble5448
    @doubletrouble5448 2 роки тому +68

    17:10 A little bit of s h p e e
    1:43:49 Cat Dog
    3:51:37 😱
    3:57:02 Imposter gets ejected

    • @artakd
      @artakd 2 роки тому +6

      2:47:08

  • @somewhataddicted7685
    @somewhataddicted7685 2 роки тому +93

    god please i hope theres a part 2 where the winner acts like jerma for a whole stream

    • @Schadenfreude4231
      @Schadenfreude4231 2 роки тому +33

      And he doesnt even aknowledge the real Jerma's existance, or the 984 previous clones

    • @the_bath3235
      @the_bath3235 2 роки тому +3

      That one went a bit south at the end.

    • @gondolaFGC
      @gondolaFGC 2 роки тому +7

      You're in luck buddy lmao

  • @samanthabailey8003
    @samanthabailey8003 2 роки тому +102

    Timestamps:
    Interview Section
    12:54 #1 Jerma
    16:30 #2 Jerma
    20:12 #3 Jerma
    23:27 #4 Jerma
    26:45 #5 Jerma
    29:16 #6 Jerma
    33:00 #7 Jerma (Connoreatspants)
    35:14 #8 Jerma
    39:12 #9 Jerma
    43:08 #10 Jerma
    45:10 #11 Jerma
    48:17 #12 Jerma
    49:17 #13 Jerma
    52:54 #14 Jerma
    55:46 #15 Jerma
    58:46 #16 Jerma (Octopimp)
    Talent Section
    1:27:20 Introducing the judges
    1:31:05 #1 Jerma: juggling
    1:35:29 #2 Jerma: singing, guitar, harmonica
    1:39:26 #3 Jerma: stilts
    1:42:45 #4 Jerma: cat dog
    1:46:22 #5 Jerma: singing and guitar
    1:49:58 #6 Jerma: Yoda impression
    1:57:01 #8 Jerma: "Rats" musical theater
    2:08:06 #9 Jerma: Breakdancing
    2:16:38 #10 Jerma: back noises?? Idk what to call this
    2:23:44 #11 Jerma: piano and singing
    2:30:17 #13 Jerma: nunchucks
    2:35:33 #14 Jerma: piano
    2:43:15 #15 Jerma: specific impressions
    2:50:35 #7 Jerma shows up again and gets emotional advice from Jerma
    Final Section: Copypasta
    3:10:06 #1 Jerma
    3:14:03 #2 Jerma
    3:19:03 #4 Jerma
    3:24:04 #8 Jerma
    3:27:50 #9 Jerma
    3:30:35 #10 Jerma
    3:36:17 #13 Jerma
    Top 3- Fan Vote
    3:50:54 Winner Announced!
    3:51:18 the Final Boss
    3:55:31 Identity dilemma

    • @JJSnake
      @JJSnake 2 роки тому +5

    • @floatingdisembodiedhead8975
      @floatingdisembodiedhead8975 2 роки тому +3

      Wait was that really Octo? I thought chat was joking.

    • @respectable-username
      @respectable-username 2 роки тому +1

      @@floatingdisembodiedhead8975 yeah it was and i was so mad jerma didnt make him do the eridan voice to destroy his morale 😞

    • @JJSnake
      @JJSnake 2 роки тому +1

      @@respectable-username is he really holding on to homestuck crap this many years later tho??

    • @respectable-username
      @respectable-username 2 роки тому +1

      @@JJSnake no LMAO thats why we wanted him to do the eridan voice. He HATES his association to homestuck at this point and wants to not be seen as tied to it. 💀

  • @ceylonpure5272
    @ceylonpure5272 2 роки тому +85

    10:09 Stream Starts
    1:24:56 1st BRB Ends
    3:07:09 2nd BRB Ends
    3:47:38 3rd BRB Ends

  • @_________________________7050
    @_________________________7050 2 роки тому +61

    All the actors in this are phenomenal absolutely astonished by their charisma

  • @tehKrickuu
    @tehKrickuu 2 роки тому +52

    that joker jerma got the real role of insanity

  • @chriscriskris3336
    @chriscriskris3336 2 роки тому +48

    Seeing Ster and Dr. Smoixan appear on the stream after some time was really heartwarming for me. Overall every stream has been bangers so far this year. Jerma #15 was my favorite

  • @GayBrain
    @GayBrain 2 роки тому +17

    2:18:33 what in god's name is happening
    3:16:37 creativity

  • @warpatato
    @warpatato 2 роки тому +50

    Number 15 (the man of many voices) Timestamps
    2:43:11 Entrance
    2:44:07 Antonio (Tony) the Tiger
    2:44:54 Peter O'Toole doing a rap (Bitches Ain't Shit by Dr. Dre)
    2:45:42 Harrison Ford buying Halloween candy in a store
    2:46:17 Keith Morrison describing genital warts syndrome
    2:47:07 Gary Busey saying "The imposter is sus!"
    2:47:21 Gary Busey as a Spanish instructor singing the Bingo Song
    2:47:58 Donald Trump
    2:48:52 Yoda

    • @imonlysleeping4491
      @imonlysleeping4491 2 роки тому +8

      That Trump was amasing. Caught how he speaks but adds a energetic humor to it.

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato 2 роки тому +5

      @@imonlysleeping4491 Yeah. I know Ludwig is doing a buzzer joke but he didn't deserve that buzzer for that Trump impression

    • @pigpig252
      @pigpig252 Рік тому

      JUSTICE FOR 15!

    • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
      @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 2 місяці тому

      @@imonlysleeping4491that's a joke, right? His impressions were awful lol

  • @Cptkiller2010
    @Cptkiller2010 Рік тому +14

    3:37:15 I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at someone merely saying hello

  • @harrasika
    @harrasika 2 роки тому +55

    Holy shit, this is the hardest I've laughed in months. I don't think I went even a minute without laughing.

  • @ThugRapist88
    @ThugRapist88 2 роки тому +33

    That dance off put a massive smile on my face

  • @NBDbingo5
    @NBDbingo5 2 роки тому +15

    watching this with the chat is essential so the chat can let you know when the audio is messing up and know that it isn't just my computer

  • @novaspion2328
    @novaspion2328 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you for uploading this, these streams are always better with chat included

  • @S1N1CAL
    @S1N1CAL 2 роки тому +20

    3:53:01 THE JERMA WALK TO THE BEAT GOT ME LMAOOOOO

  • @Die-Coughman
    @Die-Coughman 2 роки тому +31

    i love how consistently god awful the audio is for all of his special streams

  • @seapackgaming4316
    @seapackgaming4316 Рік тому +11

    36:45 jerma starts losing it bc chat is calling number 8 db cooper

    • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
      @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 2 місяці тому

      For some reason

    • @seapackgaming4316
      @seapackgaming4316 2 місяці тому

      @@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 bc he looks like DB cooper lol

    • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
      @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 2 місяці тому

      @@seapackgaming4316 how do we know what db cooper looks like lmao

    • @seapackgaming4316
      @seapackgaming4316 2 місяці тому

      @@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 from police sketches/eyewitnesses….that’s what they’re comparing him to. Are you a child or just mentally disabled?

  • @ESFAndy011
    @ESFAndy011 2 роки тому +10

    The Fabio Jerma was amazing.
    -"Do you know what Super Mario is?"
    -Suspicious "yes..."

  • @jacobpalencia4060
    @jacobpalencia4060 2 роки тому +13

    49:54 best noise

    • @diodebridge
      @diodebridge 22 дні тому

      Seal gets sucker punched in the stomach

  • @stuartsemail3625
    @stuartsemail3625 2 роки тому +10

    at 3:57:22 he says "i'm gonna haunt you for the rest of my life" right before dying

  • @Die-Coughman
    @Die-Coughman 2 роки тому +12

    Imagine watching Jerma and Star TF2 videos and then immediately time traveling to now and seeing this shit lmao

  • @protogon
    @protogon 2 роки тому +4

    So glad these channels are still out here recording the chat.

  • @JMJackMcNally
    @JMJackMcNally 2 роки тому +6

    this was such an experience to watch live

  • @pzmagma
    @pzmagma 2 роки тому +48

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, what great stream

  • @masteroflight7296
    @masteroflight7296 2 роки тому +6

    canonically this takes place at the end of the Jerma timeline

  • @ponds7177
    @ponds7177 2 роки тому +18

    jeez my cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing too much, thanks for the upload mike

  • @chippym8316
    @chippym8316 2 роки тому +7

    Damn faster than the official vods channel
    Good Job!

    • @GT7776
      @GT7776 2 роки тому +1

      true, but thats a fan made channel

  • @Jayrod5446
    @Jayrod5446 2 роки тому +2

    Was waitin on ya mike 👍 missed the start so I decided to watch here

  • @seapackgaming4316
    @seapackgaming4316 Рік тому +3

    number 6 and the vibrating controller bit was top tier

  • @cartmansnipples
    @cartmansnipples 2 роки тому +9

    1:59:47 Beter

  • @mr_mist7891
    @mr_mist7891 2 роки тому +41

    Silly Jerma, everyone knows that Wayne (a.k.a. Wayneradiotv) is the most likely to become the spiritual successor to Jeremy

    • @Leszczomen
      @Leszczomen 2 роки тому +8

      So sad that wayne r. Adiotv disint get the memo about the audition, he wouldve killed it :(

    • @pemo2676
      @pemo2676 2 роки тому +7

      wayne is just like a younger, more vulgar jerma
      but just like jerma, itll probably take ages for wayne to get in any twitch circles to get involved with more streamers

    • @nontologicalbeing
      @nontologicalbeing 2 роки тому +3

      He is The One

  • @madmasseur6422
    @madmasseur6422 2 роки тому +12

    3:23:15 I was waiting for one of them to rage of the stage hahaha

  • @imonlysleeping4491
    @imonlysleeping4491 2 роки тому +13

    All the characters really came to form in this one! About midway when the judges got picky was like watching a show find it's legs.
    Surprised they use such an eager camera style; alot of the moments at the end should have been wide shots showing both Old and New Jerma - hell, you could add a in-shot reaction camera for the judges reactions - because we lost some action towards then end.
    And I hope Jerma addresses the mic situation, I'm not sure what happened but it feels like no on hired a sound engineer and they just got their buddy's friend Dave to balance the whole thing. This is my only real complaint.
    Fantastic event overall, and thank you for uploading it with chat; it really is designed for it.

  • @LordDagmord
    @LordDagmord 2 роки тому +5

    3:36:25 whoa... Docs head is blowing away like dust.

  • @BacenticFlam
    @BacenticFlam 10 місяців тому +2

    Jerma who will replace me?
    1:27:30 - camera's over there honey
    3:29:10 - pie in the face
    2:07:56 chapstick
    2:16:22 shoulder kiss
    2:25:41 piano choke
    2:41:04 bone spur
    1:57:01 - we're the rats
    2:44:55 - contestant rap
    36:45

  • @NoCommentaryLife
    @NoCommentaryLife 2 роки тому +10

    3:52:12 I was not expecting that. I got such joy from this lol

  • @josephkeener8928
    @josephkeener8928 2 роки тому +7

    He's looking for 2ndJerma

  • @Samwow
    @Samwow 2 роки тому +11

    This was fucking hilarious

  • @uiron5755
    @uiron5755 2 роки тому +3

    Nice to see who Jerma meant by L _ _ _ _ _ _ in the teaser

  • @Stak0
    @Stak0 2 роки тому +6

    random question: how does that guy in chat have a gradient Twitch username??

  • @axiostechno
    @axiostechno 2 роки тому +3

    holy shit i actually cry laughed during this

  • @ZillaYT.
    @ZillaYT. 2 роки тому +5

    Sadge i missed this one

  • @CUTTS_23
    @CUTTS_23 2 роки тому +5

    Smoixen is my spirit animal

  • @JohnYakooza
    @JohnYakooza 2 місяці тому

    1:58:27 love how amazed the chat got by the one hand flip

  • @dunkadumma4619
    @dunkadumma4619 2 роки тому +2

    Number 4 made me cry from laughing oh my god

  • @thesnowmiser6728
    @thesnowmiser6728 9 місяців тому

    Better quality than the official video 💀

  • @kamiloalvarez5800
    @kamiloalvarez5800 Рік тому +1

    i love how #13 jerma got a lot of chat members saying that he looks like murr from impractical jokers and tony khan

  • @alilaro
    @alilaro 2 роки тому +9

    God damn Mike, you got this shit on lock down.

    • @alilaro
      @alilaro 2 роки тому +6

      Thanks for posting these tho, man! Twitch VODs works really weird on my phone, so I really appreciate how much effort you go to with posting all these

  • @GayBrain
    @GayBrain 2 роки тому +10

    Did he not stream Among Us Sundays?? 🙁

  • @diodebridge
    @diodebridge 22 дні тому

    49:52 Number 13's favorite sound

  • @Jayrod5446
    @Jayrod5446 2 роки тому +7

    Starts 10:08

  • @user-bz9ox4nd6f
    @user-bz9ox4nd6f Рік тому +3

    2:35:52 wOw piano

  • @jacobpalencia4060
    @jacobpalencia4060 2 роки тому +1

    Number 6's audio is always zucked up 🤣

  • @Kings_Crossing
    @Kings_Crossing 2 роки тому +1

    In a parallel universe, Cowboy Jerma won.

  • @cornjeebus
    @cornjeebus 2 роки тому +2

    I'm so glad I wasn't in Ster's position. I wouldn't have known which was the Real Jerma

  • @Jupex
    @Jupex 2 роки тому +3

    This is so stupid i love it

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 2 роки тому +6

    Please keep this version up because the bad audio needs to be document

  • @BacklogConquest
    @BacklogConquest 2 роки тому +10

    30:09, 49:54

  • @sphen_
    @sphen_ 2 роки тому +3

    17:09

  • @Icetea-2000
    @Icetea-2000 2 роки тому +5

    2:50:55

  • @alecharrison8864
    @alecharrison8864 Рік тому +2

    48:15 might be the hardest I have laughed in years

  • @BL_K9
    @BL_K9 2 роки тому +1

    #3 was so good..

  • @michelleonmars
    @michelleonmars 2 роки тому +4

    2:36:06

  • @nikitalvov40
    @nikitalvov40 2 роки тому +18

    Holy shit what happened to the audio damn, what a shame

    • @somewhataddicted7685
      @somewhataddicted7685 2 роки тому +6

      its only in certain parts for a few seconds its not too terrible

    • @mahari893
      @mahari893 2 роки тому +1

      @@somewhataddicted7685 yeah but out of all of the previous big streams, this one has the most issues

    • @jcsc2001
      @jcsc2001 2 роки тому +1

      it's still absolutely hilarious, and the audio issues are so minimal for the quality of content that it doesn't even matter

    • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
      @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 2 місяці тому

      I know, I felt bad for jerma

  • @somewhataddicted7685
    @somewhataddicted7685 2 роки тому +10

    52:07
    2:44:55

  • @sammyismuff
    @sammyismuff 2 роки тому +1

    Is the old jerma #0 or #985?

  • @greenhairedswordsman5197
    @greenhairedswordsman5197 2 роки тому +3

    1:33:20

  • @madz500
    @madz500 Рік тому

    there must always be a lich king

  • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
    @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 2 місяці тому

    Number 13 sounds exactly like Robert Downey Jr.

  • @ponds7177
    @ponds7177 Рік тому +3

    3:12:26 massage stream idea

  • @MrHalf1000
    @MrHalf1000 7 місяців тому

    loved kieran culkin in this

  • @stieefus9830
    @stieefus9830 2 роки тому +1

    #13 looks like MCA from the Beastie Boys wtf

  • @Astro_Guy_1
    @Astro_Guy_1 Рік тому +1

    #8 was THE guy

  • @GayBrain
    @GayBrain 2 роки тому +12

    Oof, chat's delayed. Chat's reaction for 3:36:15 happens at 3:36:57.

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 2 роки тому +1

      I think the delay happens about an hour early.

  • @S1N1CAL
    @S1N1CAL 2 роки тому +4

    Shpee

  • @lol-yn1qn
    @lol-yn1qn Рік тому

    30:03

  • @Spaceman68ok
    @Spaceman68ok 2 роки тому +2

    2:37:16 5 рублей

  • @lunaticc6016
    @lunaticc6016 5 місяців тому

    1:49:43 that's so sterma moment

  • @user-gk5vw4in8w
    @user-gk5vw4in8w 2 роки тому +1

    1:33:33 bookmark

  • @pigpig252
    @pigpig252 Рік тому

    I can't believe Number 15 got 3 Xs he was perfect

  • @nysewerrat6577
    @nysewerrat6577 2 роки тому +1

    WHY DOES STER LOOK LIKE CDAWG????

  • @DeloofTegOrb
    @DeloofTegOrb 2 роки тому +1

    All these 20 year olds make Jerma look so young wtf

  • @Cheeseboiga
    @Cheeseboiga 2 роки тому

    Number 8 should've won

  • @Rianoria
    @Rianoria 2 роки тому +4

    I can see the moments Etalyx wanted to hop in. Yikes

  • @sphen_
    @sphen_ 2 роки тому

    3:16:39
    Ukraine, farm fresh

  • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
    @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 2 місяці тому +1

    Wow the audio was awful the whole time, kinda ruined the stream. Poor jerma.

  • @bennyjones1502
    @bennyjones1502 2 роки тому

    SHPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @thatlonzoguy
    @thatlonzoguy Рік тому

    you cant replace jerma

  • @HelloThere-bj9rw
    @HelloThere-bj9rw 2 роки тому +1

    15 should have won

  • @matthewphillips1890
    @matthewphillips1890 2 роки тому +2

    He got rid of the two that I actually liked, 12, and 16 Feelsbadman