How to Build a Gaming PC (For Beginners) (CHEAP) - PC Computer Doctor

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2017
  • I noticed that a lot of PC build tutorials expect you to know your individual components, not explaining what your gear does or just being unsafe. This tutorial will teach you step by step how to make a powerful gaming PC and hopefully save you a few bucks in the process :)
    If you liked this video don't forget to like and subscribe
    Shout out to my man Holy Mack for helping out with the video.
    / @holymackerelthethird2478
    Check out my gaming channel!
    / jerma985
    Find me on twitch. I stream mainly PUBG 3 times a week but sometimes I try out something new.
    / jerma985
    Outro music: • Ashtar Command - Dead ...
    Outro graphics: panzoid.com/creations/108587
    Intro graphics: panzoid.com/creations/73124
    I do not own any of the music in this video PLEASE DON'T SUE
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  • @pastaroni8683
    @pastaroni8683 4 роки тому +5248

    This was so painful to watch
    Any pc builder knows your supposed to add paprika to the motherboard

    • @jacobjensen1082
      @jacobjensen1082 4 роки тому +4

      Wn

    • @KuroiShiAnimu
      @KuroiShiAnimu 4 роки тому +69

      Chilli is way better if you plan on installing Windows, it's more compatible with the latest updates too and because it's so spicy it burns all the dust and therefore you don't need to do maintenance as often if at all

    • @Quario
      @Quario 3 роки тому +4

      No, you wanna put beans in the mother board

    • @NONE.Dragon
      @NONE.Dragon 3 роки тому +9

      You also can add ketchup instead of thermal paste.

    • @neohitotile1752
      @neohitotile1752 3 роки тому +2

      @@NONE.Dragon needs olive oil

  • @Richyman397
    @Richyman397 6 років тому +14835

    This is someone's first jerma video. Someone watched this unironically. Think about that.

    • @Zowiettr
      @Zowiettr 6 років тому +1090

      Richard Vasquez this is my first, i was actually trying to learn how to build a pc and im not disappointed

    • @Max_811
      @Max_811 5 років тому +241

      Well somebody sent me this link without context.

    • @thedevilisaloser666
      @thedevilisaloser666 5 років тому +180

      @@Zowiettr Did you follow the directions?

    • @8kld320
      @8kld320 4 роки тому +269

      literally me i realized its a joke when he added a little too much salt

    • @jaxelt1
      @jaxelt1 4 роки тому +100

      Are we to pity them? Or envy them?

  • @jonarbuckle1933
    @jonarbuckle1933 6 років тому +7830

    Imagine a 60 year old woman trying to build a computer for her grandchildren and she salted a 700 dollar GPU.

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 4 роки тому +401

      If granny was G enough to even build it on her own I’d still eat it!

    • @lucario4lif682
      @lucario4lif682 4 роки тому +43

      but he said not to get those

    • @Ozeanic
      @Ozeanic 3 роки тому +194

      MY GRANDSON SAYS THIS VIDEO WAS GREAT
      WHAT DO I DO WITH THE REST OF THE VASELINE
      GREETINGS
      GERTA

    • @glue105
      @glue105 3 роки тому +43

      @@Ozeanic OLD MAN HERE,
      YOU SLAP IT ON TO THE THING CALLED A GRAFICS CARD, MAKE SURE IT'S APPLIED TO A THE WHATSITMICALLED,
      AN RTX 3090?? I THINK THAT'S IT I HAD TO WELD IT IN TOO DANG BIG YOU THINK THOSE TECH KIDS WOULD MAKE IT SMALLER?
      ANYWAYS
      OR YOUR RTX CARD, IT COSTS A LOT, VERY EXPENSIVE. SO MAKE SURE YOU COAT IT GOOD WITH VASELINE... I PERSONALLY LIKE TO USE A LITTLE SMUCKERS CONCORD GRAPE KEEPS IT FRESH FOR THE GRANDKIDS WHEN PLAYING THEIR FORTNIGHTS OR HALONS.
      I WAS ALWAYS A QUAKE'R OATS KINDA GUY.
      HOPE IT WAS HELPFUL??
      I GOT TO GET BACK TO MY OVEN I HAVE A i9 10900 OK BAKING, IT'S GOTTA BE EXTRA CRISPY THAT'S THE REAL CHALLENGE.
      TAKE CARE
      BILL Y. ZANE

    • @grugs6801
      @grugs6801 3 роки тому +10

      only $700 for a gpu?? what a deal

  • @inutero
    @inutero 4 роки тому +6783

    Jerma is too good at playing the role of "that 30 year old guy who tries to be relatable to kids and cracks jokes sometimes but no one laughs".

    • @magmahotdesigns
      @magmahotdesigns 4 роки тому +576

      He’s been practicing for the past 6 years

    • @BlazingQuantum
      @BlazingQuantum 4 роки тому +60

      @@magmahotdesigns rude😭

    • @RussianBear42069
      @RussianBear42069 3 роки тому +154

      Bruh that’s who he is the hell you mean “playing the role”?

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 3 роки тому +15

      @@RussianBear42069
      j
      o
      k
      e

    • @fucker9002
      @fucker9002 3 роки тому +50

      @@Conklin03
      j
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      k
      e

  • @KetsaKunta
    @KetsaKunta 5 років тому +4000

    Lol Jerma was really trying hard to figure out how he could genuinely spill the drink and almost got away with it.

    • @JimJamTheAdmin
      @JimJamTheAdmin 3 роки тому +550

      That drink was a Chekov's gun that he couldn't find the trigger for. Boy, he tried tho.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 3 роки тому +122

      @@JimJamTheAdmin A Chekhov's gun in which he didn't turn the safety off.

    • @Aiden-ham
      @Aiden-ham Рік тому +102

      It's honestly funnier the way he obviously hits it and then it spills on the floor instead of the computer

    • @rl_mel
      @rl_mel 9 місяців тому +21

      came back to this and still the best part is seeing this mf try and spill it so many times throughout the stream lmao

    • @S1N1CAL
      @S1N1CAL 7 місяців тому +7

      I love how he spilled more of it on himself than the board lmao

  • @GCab70
    @GCab70 6 років тому +709

    *A SEE-THROUGH, GOLD PLATED-*

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy 6 років тому +4

      Your comment made me laugh but then I saw your profile picture and I'm not alive anymore

    • @plainplane7580
      @plainplane7580 6 років тому +7

      BANGCLANGSHANSHATTERBAMCRACK

  • @TheHiddenNinjaZach
    @TheHiddenNinjaZach 4 роки тому +600

    Jerma is so good at acting, I started to legitimately feel bad for his character.

    • @DJG_Studios
      @DJG_Studios 4 місяці тому

      I could never feel bad for Jerma after what he did to those children in 2003

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 2 місяці тому

      ​@@DJG_Studiosreusing jokes from other creators now?

    • @DJG_Studios
      @DJG_Studios 2 місяці тому

      @@TPK_MAKG I’ve heard that joke about Jermse at least eleven times

    • @duaamuaa
      @duaamuaa 2 місяці тому

      @@TPK_MAKGwho else is getting serial killer jokes made abt them ?

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 2 місяці тому

      @@duaamuaa schlatt

  • @rfolks92
    @rfolks92 6 місяців тому +150

    This was my first exposure to Jerma 4 years ago. I searched "PC building guide" and he fooled me for like 2 and a half minutes.

    • @Electric0eye
      @Electric0eye 3 місяці тому +5

      I love that this is a thing that happened so much. Thank you.

  • @evanlenn6209
    @evanlenn6209 6 років тому +2391

    This is a 10 million dollar joke.

    • @cole1714
      @cole1714 6 років тому +380

      This is not a $4000-$3000 dollar joke, this is a BUDGET joke, for you to afford, understand?

    • @hgpo27
      @hgpo27 6 років тому +116

      This is a compact joke

    • @Patadude100
      @Patadude100 6 років тому +39

      It's actually maybe 100 bucks

    • @HikariSakai
      @HikariSakai 6 років тому +45

      This is an affordable joke.*

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP 6 років тому +22

      It’s the kind of joke you find in the gift card section at a Dollar Tree or 99 cents store.

  • @fwoqma
    @fwoqma 4 роки тому +1936

    19:37 i absolutely love the look of instant regret and anguish on his face immediately after his impression of the mario coin pickup foley

    • @5000mahmud
      @5000mahmud 4 роки тому +139

      Theres nothing like watching someone break down.

    • @skylure7124
      @skylure7124 3 роки тому +112

      Oh my god, I'd not noticed-- that's *agony* on his face right there

    • @CaptainLyoner
      @CaptainLyoner 3 роки тому +22

      That the best part imo. Cracks me up every time.

  • @thischannelisdecommissioned
    @thischannelisdecommissioned 3 роки тому +1500

    I love seeing Jerma's real computer in the background, silently watching the brutality of this video

    • @baranozbek8514
      @baranozbek8514 Рік тому +56

      it's like watching a liveleak torture for it

    • @trulor
      @trulor Рік тому +25

      it’s next

    • @earthtozonk
      @earthtozonk 6 місяців тому

      he's making an example out of it

    • @NiceAndStale
      @NiceAndStale 17 днів тому

      that's a heater but okay

  • @glossyplane542
    @glossyplane542 4 роки тому +1591

    My favorite part is when he very obviously reaches over and just fucking thunder slaps the cup onto the computer before realizing nothing actually spilt onto the computer so he picks it back up and makes it look like he was fumbling with it before dumping half the cup onto the pc

    • @AnomalySource
      @AnomalySource 3 роки тому +6

      When?

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 3 роки тому +189

      FoxGaming you don’t get to know that easily you gotta watch it and give jerma that sweet sweet ad revenue, it’s your right of passage

    • @akim1526
      @akim1526 3 роки тому +76

      @@AnomalySource 12:41

    • @otamo_
      @otamo_ 3 роки тому +53

      @@akim1526 boo0000ooooo!!!!!

    • @akim1526
      @akim1526 3 роки тому +163

      @@otamo_ dont worry i've watched this video like 700 times so jerma has gotten atleast like 45 cents from this video

  • @Necron1999
    @Necron1999 6 років тому +2276

    Jerma proclaiming to be a “mensa student” while beating a mangled computer with a hammer is the literal height of comedy.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 2 роки тому +50

      And it's something an actual mensa student would do

    • @spookyghost2772
      @spookyghost2772 2 роки тому +30

      @@hayk3000 ah yes the famed school of mensa

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +6

      @@hayk3000 me when I hate academics for no reason

    • @David-gr1do
      @David-gr1do Рік тому +35

      @@JacobKinsley Uhhh mensa are hardly academics

    • @tamnickyle
      @tamnickyle Рік тому +25

      thats so cool that made black mesa from half life into a real place wow

  • @HHHeadstab
    @HHHeadstab 6 років тому +2400

    he was barefoot around broken glass, jerma really went all out for this joke

    • @theunknown1685
      @theunknown1685 5 років тому +162

      That must be sugar glass or something.

    • @theyoten1613
      @theyoten1613 4 роки тому +276

      The barefoot bandit's feet are imperviousness to puny glass shards

    • @fawfuls
      @fawfuls 4 роки тому +17

      B-Bastard!

    • @yourdailydoseofomid3026
      @yourdailydoseofomid3026 4 роки тому +5

      @@fawfuls Bastard!

    • @bigboysdotcom745
      @bigboysdotcom745 3 роки тому +88

      Its breakaway/sugar glass. Color is usually the giveaway sign. That, and it shattered into bricks instead of shards

  • @thepoppets1052
    @thepoppets1052 6 років тому +1998

    I remember when I was actually building my PC for the first time, and I was looking for videos to help, and I saw this, but I ignored it, and now as I look over it, this would have saved me so much stress, I didn't know at the time that I needed to season my motherboard, and I used an anti static bracelet and not vaseline, so much stress could have been saved, damn

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 10 місяців тому +8

      I bet you were scared by dr Mario

  • @Tajealos
    @Tajealos 4 роки тому +1203

    Jerma: This is a budget PC
    Also Jerma: And now we're gonna add hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of diamonds

    • @bd8d223
      @bd8d223 4 роки тому +138

      He only added a quarter cup, plus they're an essential part

    • @erik_969
      @erik_969 3 роки тому +6

      That's the joke...

    • @muzthefuz9080
      @muzthefuz9080 3 роки тому +4

      b

    • @radicalfishstickstm8563
      @radicalfishstickstm8563 2 роки тому +29

      That’s still on budget. If you were going for a high end computer you would have to bind at least a few souls to the thing

    • @Guruc13
      @Guruc13 2 роки тому +8

      If you go to a jeweler, that for-sure will break the bank. A quarter cup of lab-grown diamonds is very affordable right now, even with crypto taking off

  • @PaladinG
    @PaladinG 6 років тому +1025

    A moment of silence for all the people who are actually looking for a tutorial and click this video.

    • @snurdt
      @snurdt 6 років тому +33

      Paladin Grandma @me dude I was actually looking for a real pc build guide

    • @squidfestMods
      @squidfestMods 6 років тому +85

      I don't know what you're talking about, this is solid advice from the world's smallest professional

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 роки тому +10

      @@squidfestMods He's COMPACT goddamnit!

  • @thesupreme5999
    @thesupreme5999 6 років тому +1986

    LIFE IS GOLD. I SEE-

  • @ashboltTV
    @ashboltTV 4 роки тому +215

    Jerma, hands glossy and 2 inches thick with vasaline. “I need to re-apply”

    • @docn1ght
      @docn1ght 3 роки тому +11

      Don’t you know that you can DIE from building a computer? You need at least 3 inches of vasaline

    • @Guruc13
      @Guruc13 2 роки тому +7

      Safety first! That's why he's the Doctor

    • @under.the.oaktrees
      @under.the.oaktrees 5 місяців тому +6

      @@Guruc13not anymore😂 medical malpractice 😊

  • @cygnedecendres
    @cygnedecendres 3 роки тому +92

    I can only imagine how absolutely disgusting his hands felt and yet he still kept a straight face. Truly a great actor.

  • @holymackerelthethird2478
    @holymackerelthethird2478 6 років тому +1514

    Tutorial starts at 2:22 thank me later

    • @aluminiumfoil4489
      @aluminiumfoil4489 6 років тому +49

      Holy Mackerel the Third Get this boi to the top of the comments.

    • @curtisehoffman
      @curtisehoffman 6 років тому +18

      Next LTT right here.

    • @xanderdoesnt
      @xanderdoesnt 6 років тому +1

      Or we can just watch jerma.
      No thankssssseeeplepplehef

    • @LondonLock
      @LondonLock 6 років тому +3

      This was the worst intro you ever made

    • @ikaikaikaika2419
      @ikaikaikaika2419 6 років тому +46

      fuck londonlock this was the best intro you've ever made

  • @JoshuaConnorMusic
    @JoshuaConnorMusic 6 років тому +4098

    Why is this not on the main channel? At this point I'm almost positive he's just forgotten his password.

    • @snubcube
      @snubcube 4 роки тому +401

      This channel is for stream highlights. I don't think Jerma makes actual pre-recorded UA-cam videos anymore.

    • @xDextasLab
      @xDextasLab 4 роки тому +407

      Yeah, he basically said it's just a casket for that era of his content creation.

    • @snubcube
      @snubcube 4 роки тому +121

      Actually, looking back, in Jerma's video "The Philosophy Going Forward" he explains why he doesn't upload.

    • @carkindozin
      @carkindozin 4 роки тому +59

      Literally just realized this isn't the main channel

    • @toasterroboto2901
      @toasterroboto2901 4 роки тому

      turbogrumbo o

  • @abloogywoogywoo
    @abloogywoogywoo 2 роки тому +163

    I love how Jerma goes from making an obvious troll video "there's no way to build a decent gaming PC for cheap!" to embracing the fantasy of making a PC via a cooking show, to fully entering an alternate universe where this is the correct way to build a good rig, and the rest of the world has been holding him back for years.

  • @sel_gaming8916
    @sel_gaming8916 4 роки тому +189

    Honestly? That wasn’t informational. I didn’t see any cup holder for my PC and spilled my drink all over everything as instructed but nothing would work. It’s absolutely insane that someone could upload something this misleading. My grandson will not be happy that you’ve ruined his birthday present.

  • @daniel-san-augh
    @daniel-san-augh 6 років тому +1491

    This was more expensive than the seal spy gag

    • @adamjack7891
      @adamjack7891 6 років тому +16

      A

    • @Felale
      @Felale 6 років тому +110

      This was probably free, you can get garbage PC components like that for free on craigslist. I got a working pentium 4 computer for free once.

    • @restinpeas1284
      @restinpeas1284 6 років тому +17

      More expensive than the clown getup

    • @mu_te3472
      @mu_te3472 6 років тому +75

      This joke cost _money_

    • @polar4094
      @polar4094 6 років тому +4

      What is that?

  • @Daniel19998
    @Daniel19998 6 років тому +744

    Woah finally a PC Gamer build built for Gamers!

    • @Broken-Flesh
      @Broken-Flesh 6 років тому +25

      Daniel Watson This is strictly for us enthusiasts.

    • @SuperAngryWalrus
      @SuperAngryWalrus 6 років тому +36

      Perfect PC for my RAZER DEATHADDER.

    • @icaruskid2003
      @icaruskid2003 6 років тому +17

      built by gamers, for gamers.

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy 6 років тому +24

      Use the promo code #FREESHIT!

    • @suburbanlegend1997
      @suburbanlegend1997 6 років тому +6

      258th Hi Guy Use the promo code #FATFUCK!

  • @NotAGoat447
    @NotAGoat447 7 місяців тому +38

    This was the first jerma video I ever watched and I didnt know it was a bit so I just felt bad for him

  • @xevalro
    @xevalro 2 роки тому +115

    As a Canadian usually I'll completely fill my case with syrup, as it helps hold the seasoning in place and allows for what most normies would call "liquid cooling".

  • @shumaflukman9506
    @shumaflukman9506 6 років тому +249

    When boys can cook 😍

  • @Penguinsfishing
    @Penguinsfishing 6 років тому +2850

    Wow, a comprehensive guide to actually building and understanding a new PC. Thanks Jerma, this was not expected. That computer needed more salt, though.

    • @guhhpebur
      @guhhpebur 6 років тому +49

      I agree he didn't season the mother board enough

    • @dunk98
      @dunk98 4 роки тому +15

      I use a lot of cajun spices myself

    • @kelpy5509
      @kelpy5509 4 роки тому +4

      He needed to add a little paprika

    • @jasu_kpc
      @jasu_kpc 4 роки тому +3

      oh shit it’s you

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 роки тому +2

      @@dunk98 Does it work well for you? I've thought about trying it, but never wanted to mess anything up so I stuck with salt, honey and vasoline :/

  • @kolebaby12
    @kolebaby12 4 роки тому +129

    mesmerized by the implied alternate timeline this version of jerma lives in

  • @ZX3RR0R
    @ZX3RR0R Рік тому +124

    Jerma, you are THE MAN!! this guide helped me build my first PC EVER!!! Thanks to your tremendously easy to follow along guide, I was able to season my motherboard just right and save money on thermal paste with vaseline!!!! when i plugged my pc for the first time i set off a house fire destroying my home and my relationship with my family!! I was kicked out on the streets and now i can't afford food anymore. Thank you jerma for my newfound freedom, you truly are the PC computer doctor.

  • @aransmeallie5344
    @aransmeallie5344 6 років тому +517

    "A gorilla extreme 9100..."
    *info box about 9100 appears*
    *clicks info box*
    *playlist of one direction lyrics videos appears*
    Well played jeremy, well played

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l 5 років тому +21

      Same for the Nividia Spice Rack. Was hoping it'll link to some bogus Amazon searches or something xD

  • @tricksterking9490
    @tricksterking9490 6 років тому +679

    Before applying seasoning I prefer to coat my motherboard in a thin layer of caramel. It helps to glue the seasonings to the board so none fall off when placed in the case and I must say, my games work at a smooooth FPS thanks to that small touch. Smooth like Caramel.

    • @IEatPooPooForFun
      @IEatPooPooForFun 6 років тому +19

      But Caramel can get old over time and would need to be replaced. What Jerma suggested is better - especially for Budget PC builders - because they wouldn’t need to have too much maintenance

    • @tricksterking9490
      @tricksterking9490 6 років тому +33

      That is why you buy the cheap goblin, bit more grumpy then the premium goblin but will still change out caramel regularly

    • @MemeMuseum23
      @MemeMuseum23 6 років тому +8

      Will chocolate syrup be an acceptable substitute for caramel?

    • @omega73115
      @omega73115 6 років тому +12

      This is a good idea if you're going with a sweet PC build but if you're planning to go for the savory build instead caramel will just confuse the flavors, and the PC DOCTOR here was clearly going for a savory build. You don't put cracked pepper in a sweet build.

    • @tricksterking9490
      @tricksterking9490 6 років тому +5

      I have seen some builds use cracked black pepper, adds a bit of spice and leaves a sweet yet savoury gaming experience. As a true Computer Doctor, this was an oversight on Dr. Jermiah's part

  • @quadzers5703
    @quadzers5703 3 роки тому +89

    This reminds me of when I did a presentation in 9th grade on how to make a spam sandwich. We weren’t aloud to have knives in school (not even plastic ones), so I brought a cheese grater instead.

    • @erismason3441
      @erismason3441 3 роки тому +13

      Knife, cheese grater... Same thing, really.

  • @llshmoolj7744
    @llshmoolj7744 4 роки тому +126

    I discovered jerma back in january of this year, and going into this video I thought to myself "oh, maybe this was back when he was starting to stream and he takes this seriously"
    good to see he's always been this way!

  • @GamerUntouch
    @GamerUntouch 6 років тому +532

    i knew dwarves were good at building things

    • @WhayYay
      @WhayYay 4 роки тому +13

      GamerUntouch surprised he didn’t go with a small form factor

  • @tarapapi
    @tarapapi 6 років тому +234

    Jerma's the kind of guy who would spend a 100$ just to make a 10$ joke.
    We are lucky to have him.

  • @AlsoPat
    @AlsoPat 5 років тому +337

    The tutorial was confusing. I ended up with a full course meal for some reason?

    • @MemeMuseum23
      @MemeMuseum23 4 роки тому +18

      Patrick Reyes did you use pigeon or canary for your birdhouse?

    • @DJG_Studios
      @DJG_Studios 4 місяці тому

      Well don’t just let it sit there, EAT IT

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 4 роки тому +126

    I still love that Jerma had to clerify that all the parts he used he got super cheap. I believe the ram was buy 1 get 2 free at the deli.

  • @zacharybassetti781
    @zacharybassetti781 6 років тому +323

    If Jerma got swatted, I am genuinely afraid what the police would do to him upon walking in this room.

    • @halowaffle25
      @halowaffle25 6 років тому +18

      Zachary Bassetti Oh shit, good point. I'd like to hope that nobody would be a big enough tool to Swat Jerma, though.

    • @zacharybassetti781
      @zacharybassetti781 6 років тому +46

      Granted I doubt anyone would. If you watch Jerma, I dont think youre the type of person to do that lol.

    • @Mate9
      @Mate9 6 років тому +64

      Zachary Bassetti Don't worry, the cops would be scared by the snake or he'll transport them into oblivion with a PRESTO MAJESTO!

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 6 років тому +2

      epoo1 lmfao

    • @FluffyIronGolems
      @FluffyIronGolems 6 років тому +18

      I imagine Jerma, half naked in a Furby mask, while spooning a crash dummy that's painted to look like the Scoutman from tf2

  • @matthewpanaro9643
    @matthewpanaro9643 6 років тому +632

    "Your logo here" That part at the end was hilarious. I love how mackerel got the stock youtube intro and ending things for this.

    • @Mrjohnny164
      @Mrjohnny164 6 років тому +49

      I loved that craply cropped "subscribe" button

  • @thefoxoverlord
    @thefoxoverlord 4 роки тому +83

    An improperly seasoned PC is one of the most surefire ways to get _LYNKS DISEASE_

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 3 роки тому +1

      And myxomitosus.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 3 роки тому +17

      Ah damn, I better get some 12 gauge granular clay then.

    • @wowreacts9717
      @wowreacts9717 3 роки тому +1

      Goddamnit

    • @NeonValleys
      @NeonValleys 3 місяці тому

      It doesn't work like that, if you think you have lynks you already have it!

  • @zayyaf09
    @zayyaf09 5 років тому +248

    Still better than the Verge's PC Building guide

  • @randomusername266
    @randomusername266 6 років тому +1015

    Jerma is a fucking comedic genius

    • @ThePossibleNinja
      @ThePossibleNinja 6 років тому +12

      I'm glad i'm not the only one that thinks this.

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 6 років тому +5

      Katyusha ;_; agreed

  • @ryangood5002
    @ryangood5002 6 років тому +976

    Where is video of ages ago when Jerma actually built a computer, turned it on and it made a bad sound and broke and Jerms cried.

    • @wauser5456
      @wauser5456 6 років тому +92

      It was during a DS3 playthrough. If I remember right he was in the area above the ladder of the Dancer of the Boreal Valley, and he talked about it on an elevator, or something like that. I don't exactly remember.

    • @ImGlassy
      @ImGlassy 6 років тому +17

      What? I want to see this video

    • @goefffrey8619
      @goefffrey8619 6 років тому +19

      I think he talked about it while playing his sorcerer ds3 character, but idk if he filmed it when it happened.

    • @davidg396
      @davidg396 6 років тому +9

      Please link it. That would be gold

    • @computer5272
      @computer5272 6 років тому +4

      gimme

  • @EggOfNobleArms
    @EggOfNobleArms 4 роки тому +59

    I didn't watch this video for almost 3 years because I thought this was a legitimate guide and I preferred to watch another bit.
    I'm slapping myself now for not watching this for almost 3 years.

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 2 роки тому +65

    The amount of effort he must have put in to make sure absolutely _nothing_ was correct, great job Jeremy

  • @safourgardpa5459
    @safourgardpa5459 6 років тому +318

    19:36 "DUDING" [face of pure pain]

  • @SuperRitz44
    @SuperRitz44 6 років тому +388

    I think this deserved to be on the main channel

    • @roxydeinum75
      @roxydeinum75 6 років тому +3

      SuperRitz44 agree

    • @skapitybap2183
      @skapitybap2183 5 років тому +26

      This was a stream cut up Jerma doesn't upload edited streams. But i agree with you if it was a recording i think he would of

  • @myguysean7434
    @myguysean7434 6 місяців тому +13

    I believe Jerma canonically sees at 22 fps

  • @mrearthquake9163
    @mrearthquake9163 4 роки тому +97

    "A see through, gold plate-"

  • @CheatCodeSam
    @CheatCodeSam 6 років тому +82

    You could have saved by swapping out the cracked pepper for a paprika. The paprika adds an extra .25 gigaflops for about the same price

  • @trippywolfgaming
    @trippywolfgaming 6 років тому +222

    HEY GAMERS! YOU WANT A PC LIKE JERMA’S? INTRODUCING OUR SEE THROUGH GOLD PLA-

  • @moosechoose
    @moosechoose 7 місяців тому +7

    I was waiting so patiently for Chekov’s big gulp to play in and I am not disappointed

  • @lnaesthetic7739
    @lnaesthetic7739 5 місяців тому +8

    I had no idea that this was a jerma video. It kept appearing on my feed and it was getting me frustrated. As I went to hit the hide channel button, I looked at the author of the video so that I could know who my tormentor was. How poetic that the literal psychopath was the one responsible for my psychological distress.

  • @TheCasualCommenter
    @TheCasualCommenter 6 років тому +468

    7:20 omg when he’s talking about his DDR 6 ram, he put an info button on the screen. You click it and it just shows One Direction music

    • @wabch
      @wabch 4 роки тому +42

      RIP info buttons

    • @asneakylawngnome5792
      @asneakylawngnome5792 3 роки тому +5

      Dance Dance Revolution for pre-teen white girls

    • @dan1860
      @dan1860 3 роки тому +6

      @@wabch what do you mean?

    • @wabch
      @wabch 3 роки тому +8

      @@dan1860 i was not bright back then. i think i was talking about the popup things

    • @staz3014
      @staz3014 3 роки тому +2

      @@dan1860 UA-cam annotations.

  • @MrJSundae
    @MrJSundae 6 років тому +61

    As soon as I a saw the large beverage I fully expected a Jerma-patented 'spill-my-drink-on-my-electronics' joke.
    I was not disappointed

    • @curtisehoffman
      @curtisehoffman 6 років тому +2

      Twin Performance I'm halfway through the vid. Dear god, I hope he does not plug that into the power.

  • @owownwowlson8524
    @owownwowlson8524 5 років тому +89

    Holy shit jerma has been practicing building bird houses for over a year

  • @bingobitch
    @bingobitch Рік тому +17

    why is nobody talking about the linked one direction videos

  • @John-ef5uj
    @John-ef5uj 6 років тому +205

    I like how 2nd Jerma has literally just become what Jerma's first channel was all about.

    • @Se7enRemain
      @Se7enRemain 6 років тому +15

      That's what it should be. He said his main channel is for passion projects and this is for everything else. I hope we start getting more than stream highlights from this channel.

    • @ConRayArt
      @ConRayArt 6 років тому +19

      What do you mean "more than stream highlights"? Anything other than a stream highlight would be a passion project.

    • @Short_Potato
      @Short_Potato 2 роки тому +5

      @@Se7enRemain ha

  • @alextheasiansensation8166
    @alextheasiansensation8166 6 років тому +40

    I swear they make it look so easy on video but when you try it you find out life is pain

  • @gottagofastest
    @gottagofastest 6 років тому +68

    Nearly spit my drink out at "heater", didn't notice that in the stream.

  • @norXmal
    @norXmal 6 років тому +41

    Damn, I was expecting this to be a ruse, but it's actually a legit tutorial.

  • @supersonicguy556
    @supersonicguy556 6 років тому +388

    stay gold, ponyboy

  • @argnator
    @argnator 6 років тому +618

    23:33 underwear shot
    demonitized
    restricted
    copyright strike
    banned
    ster defriends you
    kim leaves for good
    grampa dies again
    burgah boy pukes
    jerma shrinks another inch

    • @shubin7217
      @shubin7217 6 років тому +22

      GOLD PLATED

    • @gentleman7407
      @gentleman7407 4 роки тому +19

      "ster defriends you"
      The only thing that actually happened in that list :(

    • @CSGOSeries
      @CSGOSeries 4 роки тому +2

      Gentleman Really? What happened? I thought they didn’t talk too much but are still friends

    • @johnnyplto5592
      @johnnyplto5592 4 роки тому

      i wanna know the tea

  • @heatherperleberg7816
    @heatherperleberg7816 3 роки тому +20

    Why is no one talking about that classic 2012 stock [Insert text here] type intro! That already had me laughing

  • @1pieceisdareasoniliv
    @1pieceisdareasoniliv 5 років тому +342

    Jerma's looks of pain:
    1:53
    4:09
    4:17
    4:47
    4:57
    8:09
    10:40
    11:54
    12:00
    12:49
    13:01
    13:19
    15:40
    15:59
    16:03
    17:25
    19:38
    19:59
    21:03
    23:05
    25:15
    25:30

    • @walterretlaw3506
      @walterretlaw3506 3 роки тому +7

      god damn, this is half as many stares at the camera that the office has every 10 seconds

    • @dissociate10k
      @dissociate10k 3 роки тому +7

      life IS pain, after all

    • @Zoochiini
      @Zoochiini 3 роки тому +20

      Jerma’s looks of pain 0:00-26:08

    • @vyperwave
      @vyperwave 3 роки тому +5

      LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 6 років тому +600

    Food for your eyes.

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 6 років тому +2

      HELL SPOON get slapped

    • @happycalcium
      @happycalcium 4 роки тому

      HellSpoon Oh hey you’re that guy that made my TF2 hud

  • @turtwigontheweb
    @turtwigontheweb 6 років тому +42

    SEE THROUGH, GOLD PLATED-

  • @anotherman3075
    @anotherman3075 7 місяців тому +7

    I’ve built a computer recently and after watching many videos like how to wire a motherboard and installation of aRGB. THIS VIDEO WONT STOP BEING RECOMMENDED

  • @aortaplatinum
    @aortaplatinum 4 роки тому +19

    I'd like to imagine the absolute second that you plug this thing into the wall it just evaporates your house

  • @shroomy2549
    @shroomy2549 6 років тому +426

    Is this the guy that played jenga with game cases tower worth $400!? This guy is FUCKING INSANE !!

    • @viennaorange4122
      @viennaorange4122 6 років тому +58

      he beat dark souls three on stream too. what a god

    • @SuperAngryWalrus
      @SuperAngryWalrus 6 років тому +37

      Vienna Orange He also beat Cuphead ON STREAM. What a gaming God.

    • @OriginalKasym
      @OriginalKasym 6 років тому +34

      Casey Rauchwarter He also dressed like a clown on stream. What a god

    • @shroomy2549
      @shroomy2549 6 років тому +16

      He also didn't donate for those free school lunches...

    • @daemonglasscock8768
      @daemonglasscock8768 6 років тому +10

      4 0 0 D O L L A R S

  • @randomdeliveryguy
    @randomdeliveryguy 6 років тому +148

    Thanks, Jerma, now I can finally play Dark Souls 3 and even stream it if I want to! I'm not gonna beat it on stream like you did tho.

    • @zacharyframe1916
      @zacharyframe1916 6 років тому +4

      yea, only fucking maniacs can beat dark souls 3 _on stream_

  • @williamgreen2906
    @williamgreen2906 2 роки тому +18

    this was the first jerma video i ever saw and i wish i could go back and experience that moment again

  • @silassterlingreuploadsmusic
    @silassterlingreuploadsmusic Рік тому +7

    I love how the products bring me to one direction songs

  • @SaimizZ
    @SaimizZ 6 років тому +445

    How do you keep a straight face for so long?!!?

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 6 років тому +57

      Jerma is a demigod
      its the only logical explanation

    • @Grabbax
      @Grabbax 6 років тому +32

      Because he's serious

    • @666Drazil
      @666Drazil 6 років тому +18

      The best part is that this was most likely 1 take because I refuse to believe he bought more than one set of computer equipment to fucking ruin

    • @hemis1861
      @hemis1861 6 років тому +36

      Gewalt Of coarse it was one take. He was streaming this.

    • @rodbot
      @rodbot 5 років тому +2

      pre-recorded ;)

  • @Lemonificent
    @Lemonificent 6 років тому +142

    This is your *HOOOH*

    • @dill_weed
      @dill_weed 6 років тому +12

      ITS THE HEAT SINK

    • @consta-lume
      @consta-lume 6 років тому +8

      WHAT IS THIS DEVICE?

  • @arino4u
    @arino4u 7 місяців тому +20

    People think PC computer doctor is a redundant title, but they dont realize it stands for "Politically correct computer doctor". Guys fuckin WOKE

  • @brumm0m3ntum94
    @brumm0m3ntum94 6 місяців тому +6

    i fully believe neither the vacuum not being charged nor forgetting the term heatsink were planned

  • @jagagagaga
    @jagagagaga 6 років тому +697

    i thought that this shit was an actual tutorial holy shit.

    • @henrijs1499
      @henrijs1499 6 років тому +21

      Meme Boy get the fuck outta here if you think this is is shit

    • @Rocmax417
      @Rocmax417 6 років тому +58

      PiffThedog English 100

    • @Burger_pants
      @Burger_pants 6 років тому +29

      Hi, welcome to a Jerma video, enjoy.

    • @KyuuteAnimeGrill
      @KyuuteAnimeGrill 6 років тому +50

      What the fuck? This is the Computer Doctor himself kid, this is the realest shit you're gonna get.

    • @Snauss
      @Snauss 6 років тому +33

      Don't even look at me if you don't properly season your gaming rig.

  • @LilShpee
    @LilShpee 6 років тому +35

    looks pretty compact
    And so is the computer I guess.

  • @lukas-po8yn
    @lukas-po8yn 2 роки тому +8

    HOLY SHIT I JUST CLICKED THE i BUTTON AND ITS ALL ONE DIRECTION LYRIC VIDEOS

  • @jankcity6081
    @jankcity6081 3 роки тому +9

    ok ima be real
    this was my first jerma video
    quite a pleasant surprise

  • @storms888
    @storms888 6 років тому +31

    The fucking 25 subscriber 12 year old cod youtuber channel intro was golden

  • @yahoomaster48
    @yahoomaster48 6 років тому +502

    Lmao the min I saw a computer and the drink, I knew you were gonna spill it. Lmao

    • @nickybakes
      @nickybakes 6 років тому +30

      SAME! I was just like “when’s he gonna do it when’s it gonna happen” and it kept me on the edge of my seat lol

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 роки тому

      SPILL JOKE INCOMING!

  • @3JJ3
    @3JJ3 7 місяців тому +12

    fuck that intro's sick

  • @towergoblino9525
    @towergoblino9525 3 роки тому +7

    I just found out that if you search "how to build a gaming pc for beginners cheap" on UA-cam, this is only the 6th result. At least one person has genuinely tried this guide. That is terrifying.

  • @dantztheman
    @dantztheman 6 років тому +112

    I knew this video wasn't serious from 0:01

  • @trevorgalvez9127
    @trevorgalvez9127 6 років тому +35

    I tried this, hooked everything up, and my PC caught on fire. Thanks Jerma, this tutorial helped me out a lot.

  • @AHGHHG
    @AHGHHG 6 років тому +47

    “This is a 12 core processor, you need to be very gentle with these” 10 seconds later is smashing it in with a hammer

  • @joshnoble07
    @joshnoble07 3 роки тому +17

    Jerma THANK YOU I have been trying to find tutorials that don't move too fast and are easy to follow. My brother has been holding onto all of his pc components for weeks now waiting for a case to put them all together!!
    I thought "how silly!! you can at least get this part out of the way!" He will be so surprised and grateful when he sees that I've done it for him!

  • @pepper99ish
    @pepper99ish 6 років тому +22

    The "Nvidia spice rack" ad that pops up is absolutely beautiful. Good work, Mackerel.

  • @nancychoquette7245
    @nancychoquette7245 6 років тому +32

    This guy should be sponsored by Dork Cube

  • @PsychorGames
    @PsychorGames 2 роки тому +5

    Just the visual gag of seeing a hammer, Vaseline, and cooking oil on the table abreast a PC makes me kek.

  • @jeffersoncheng9871
    @jeffersoncheng9871 6 років тому +32

    I came here for an actual tutorial since I was planning to build my own computer after black Friday, but then I remembered that this is a Jerma video

  • @JL-xf4mh
    @JL-xf4mh 6 років тому +50

    The first thing to do is to clearly shove the ram sticks in the gpu slots

  • @sirbillygoat1660
    @sirbillygoat1660 4 місяці тому +3

    I've scrolled past this video a dozen times because I just assumed it was him playing pc building sim. Really glad I finally clicked

  • @Gray-ho5ss
    @Gray-ho5ss 2 роки тому +8

    Blown away by Jerma's expert setup of Chekhov's Extra Large Dunkin. A true auteur.

  • @chrislifts2981
    @chrislifts2981 6 років тому +63

    Beautiful intro and outro as usual