Rant-Man and The Wasp
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- Jerma reacts to chat reacting to Jerma reacting to "Jerma" reacting to "Jerma" reacting to Star Trek: The Motion Picture
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Most very superstitious people: "I think my house might be haunted"
Jerma: "I think I might be haunting this house"
this is a movie its called the others and its good watch it
@@MrMightyfist29 i feel that you've spoiled it
@@MrMightyfist29 Isn't it kind of also Beetlejuice?
@@GeeWTee Beetlejuice is TAME compared to this GOREY MASTERPIECE
Also I wish Beetlejuice was the protagonist of the movie (still the villain though).
@@MrMightyfist29 damn you spoiled the twist by recommending it
I love how Jerma hears disembodied voices in his house and his first reaction is “oh, I must be a ghost”
its why we love him
@@hengedraws I was your 123 likes, congratulations
This is not a beginner level Jerma video
Tenchi Wells underrated comment
Expert Difficulty UA-cam video
Yeah, I’m relatively new to this channel and I’m learning a lot. Very dense and informative on the lore
I always skipped this video when I started recently, I just now finally watched it all the way through lol it was good
Good thing that I'm not a newbie then. :P
Jerma is afraid of bees because one of them could carry him off if it wanted
No, that would be impossible. He's too compact! They need to be at least a dozen of them
That is a very beautiful profile picture.
EDF was inspired by Jerma's life
nice xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@ronik809 to save our mother earth for any alien attack, from vicious giant insects who have once again come back,
The house with the wasps in its walls
god your avatar is creepy
Captain Farrell thank you, it’s what Garry’s Mod is made for
The wall with a dad in its bees
Dad is fucked.
Sounds like a title for a video game from the 90s
you have no idea how much joy the fact that the jerma 'up in smoke' bit where he kill effortlessly and smoothly ignites a wasp like a cool guy and his actual reaction to a wasp in the room is in the same vid.
in his dreams
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY! underrated comment right here
Not only that but it's exactly what he was saying at the start about talking about bees and saying "I don't care" but seeing a bee and getting scared
"Is Mr. Peanut dead, in canon?" Local streamer predicts the death of beloved advertising mascot.
Best joke that took two years to setup.
Jeremy is a Simpson
Proud to be the 985th like
He killed him.
I had to look it up. I was scared for a sec that it had been three years and time was passing way too fast
The thought of a hornet just randomly spawning in the room is legitimately terrifying
a massive fucking wasp materializes in your goddamn room
//spawn scp filePath gaintfcknwasp@host:/usr/tmp
i have a phobia of insects and i've thought about these kinds of things for years, i am still very afraid
Woombath Radiohead, nice
*C O W A R D*
"Insane streamer hears voices inside his house"
"Return the slab, or suffer my curse!"
@@weet294 RETUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN THE SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
@@weet294 "WHATS YOUR OFFER?"
Tye_ "this night, you'll be visited by Three Plagues, Each worse than the last, Return the Slab"
The wall is made of wall
Jerma when perfectly fine: **Struggles with the "toy boat" tongue twiser**
Jerma when threatened by bees: "IgottagoIgottagetouttaheregottagetgoIgottagetouttahereguysIgottagoIgottagetgogetouttahereguysgottago"
defaultdemoman
@@3three3three3three Goddammit... defaultdemoman-- FUCK
Getgetgetgetgotgotgotgot
Holy fuck, that’s golden
Fear is a powerful tool
small, handsome, streaming demon haunts family of 7
Streaming Demon sounds like a thing.
*compact
who IS this streamin' demon?
“Streamin’ Demon” is his stage name, for when he’s up in the ring.
26:30 bee on the bag
Conor Gildea . Oh my god thanks .Your perception is amazing. This whole time i thought it was all acting .
No problem
Oh shit
Oh god.
That bee was waiting to take him down like a spee on a hoovy.
I got a tip for getting rid of bees in case anyone else ever has a bee problem.
buy a large yellow dress (the size doesn't matter) and a plastic Bee mask, enter the room the bee hive is inside of while holding a baseball bat, hit the hive at least 7 times while chanting "I am your new queen and I demand you leave this house" eventually all the bees will leave the hive holding tiny suitcases.
lol
Instructions unclear, more bees have moved into my home and are praising me as their queen. Dm me if anyone wants some honey, am currently at risk of drowning in the honey.
Why the bat? Just knock calmly and tell them to fuck off. You're the Queen, after all.
Been a long day, read your comment, laughed so hard that it hurt. Bad day is now a good one
What's inside the suitcases?
I WENT TO THE GYM, I DID A SIT-UP
*proceeds to go insane*
Only Jerma.
Probably one of his tamer videos
so this is what early stages of PTSD looks like
More like BeeTSD, amirite
@@quebic1676 bruh haha
It's all because of those DAMN BEES
“I feel like bees are like how I would react but in reverse.”
Dude what
Holy shit man this sent me
hit and run
Level 81 mage VS giant alien bee
More like level 81 Halfling Mage
EDF
Giant enemy bee
jerma is tiny so they're like monsters for him.
Jeez, he's not tiny, he's compact, okay?
short king
ikr xDD
jerma short hahaha
hue huehahahhoh jrema is shorter than average height that is funny hee :)
"Alghoru the giant demon stuck in the wall for all eternity" is manifesting himself in Jerma's reality as hundreds of vermin
I find this a fascinating twitch experience, despite the stress on Jeremy. A man looking at screen with a camera in his room as thousands of onlookers try to navigate him to the location of a small insect is intriguing to say the least. It’s very human.
Bzzz
"Michael Angelo. Leonardo. DaVinci. I remain- you understand? I remain as a performance artist."
Guys, let's be real, he died to Pinwheel, he couldn't possibly win a fight against a bee.
He died to the little purple ball attack from Pinwheel, not Pinwheel directly, so it doesn't count
He won Vinewrestle 2019 tho.
@@allthenamesiwantedweretaken People die from the bullets coming out of my gun, not me directly, so it doesn't count
How much of a keyboard warrior do you have to be to take my comment as serious XD
Degenerate
The main Jerma channel is full of active cultures, but you can't eat it because it's in a vault for posterity.
Full of healthy jerms
there's biochemical in it so don't eat it
That, and it’s filled with a deadly *GYEASH*
Jerma saying “Bye I’m leaving” to stream and then refusing to leave the room or turn off the stream is making me lose my mind
I can’t believe Jerma was killed at the end of Infinity War
Instead of killing half of humanity, Thanos made him half the size
Its crazy unorthodox how Thanos killed Jerma in infinity war. He just sneaks by Jerma's house and puts a wasp nest in his wall, making Jeremy lose his sanity and cause a paranoia-induced heart attack.
SPOILERS
What the fuck why you gotta spoil it
Carl Griffinsteed who has lost control of his life and is now just ruining the neighborhood barbecue is something I never knew I wanted, but is now something I desperately wish would've happened.
what would the plot twist possibly fucking be
@@youthinky0uknowme He's actually inside of the Castle Griffinsteed basement the whole time and is just going fucking insane.
10/10 movie of the millennium.
PostNeo Theist what time signature was that?
Thelionpaladin 21:45
Makes me sad well never see it :C
I knew the Dunkin’ Donuts cups would be important to the plot eventually.
Chekhov’s Dunkin Donuts Cup
"Is Mr. Peanut dead in the canon?"
Holy shit, this actually happened
He fucking called it
There's biochemical in there
banja keeping the yogurt “alive”
I got a tip for getting rid of bees in case anyone else ever has a bee problem.
Ball up a handful of shrinkwrap until you have something that looks like a big nest and hang it about 20-25 feet away from the existing nest, bees are extremely territorial, and if they spot another hive nearby, they'll very often leave and go somewhere else.
I had a huge nest on my patio a few years back, which basically meant I couldn't use my backyard for half a summer, then I read about this tip, and I hung up a fake nest about 20 yards away from where the bees had nested, and two days later there wasn't a single bee visible in my backyard, I waited a few days more and then quickly removed the nest and put it in a bucket and put a lid on it, and left the bucket at the edge of my property, the next few days, there was still no bees.
Since then I've always had a ball of shrinkwrap hung up somewhere on my property, and I haven't seen a bee here for literal years.
Thanks, I will keep that in mind :)
Good tips, thanks
Dude you have fucked over about 200 people
@@stephenm8415 what's the issue? how does it fuck people over
@@CockroachTheFoul Bees are territorial... when they see another hive they DON'T leave (usually, depending on species)... I'll let you figure it out from there.
I wouldn't be surprised if the tapioca balls in his bubble tea are just curled up hornets.
I'm afraid of bees and when i was younger i was eating Quaker Oats Oatmeal Squares cereal for breakfast and suddenly imagined that each Square had a bee inside. I stopped eating
Parasite fetish
There was an Eerie Indiana episode where the kid had spaghetti for dinner, and then when he was in bed, he rolled around in his sleep and got a face full of worms from his pillow. I had to tell myself there weren't any worms in my spaghetti.
Don't go around writing sentences that dangerous round these parts.
Ew
Look at these pog champs
Greatoverlordchikonmaster what does that even mean ?
@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 It's a Twitch.tv emote.
Why hello there Atovock
@@logandepino8417 Up in smoke
If Jerma wants to make a bunch of high-production stuff, he should really make a patreon. I'm sure he could get a lot of support for his wacky antics, the fanbase is certainly there for it.
It wouldn't be unprecedented either, a lot of youtubers have deliberately demonetized videos in favor of getting direct support from fans via patreon. I think he'd find it really liberating too, since it's far more reliable then youtube is nowadays.
maybe we can fund some heels for him
It was referring to what happened regarding the main channel, I'm sure he did fine after transitioning to twitch and patreon wouldn't be the right move anyway
i think he talked about it in his "Philosophy Going Forward" video IIRC
Yeah, until Patreon breaks too.
W a c k y
Why did this slowly turn into a Dora the Explorer episode? "Can YOU use emotes to tell me where the wasp is?"
This is literally a perfect example on why a Jerma podcast would work
I second this motion, citizen!
Why is it when jerma throws up its always directly into somebody's mouth?
Not always, one time he ate an entire sleeve of Oreos and threw up in his mother's bed, he was about 28 years old.
intricate rituals
It's a fetish thing, you wouldn't get it
He has a reserve for self defense.
I just watched a 32 year old man spend 7 minutes of his life swinging around a piece of cardboard and a vacuum in fear of a wasp in his room.
Mr. Brayne relatable af
Modern "manhood" in a nutshell.
@@Zorro9129 wow we really do live in a society don't we
@@Zorro9129 damn man you're so cool i'll bet you get stung by wasps all the time
@@Zorro9129 imagine being this fragile
Local streamer goes insane due to wasps.
INSANE
Wouldn't you mate?
Hears family of 7 in he's house
Guys, bees are friendly, but wasps and Hornets are demons. Please respect your local bees and let them go about their day.
@@kai_fatallysapphic a wasp wearing a top hat and monocle wrote this
@@kai_fatallysapphic what about hornets though, those guys are demons who are mentally capable of acting with malicious intent right
@@kai_fatallysapphic The difference being, if you say "Shoo!" And kinda move your hand to push away a bee. It won't do anything, just fly around and leave after a few seconds. A wasp or a horney MAY just say "Fk you I'm staying here" and sting. And if 1 stings you, it's possible all other wasps around you will follow up.
Not true, wasps are the bee military. They kill honeybees and leave bumblebees alone. Honeybees are aggressive and an invasive species. If you’ve ever been stung by a bee, it was a honeybee. Bumblebees pollinate much more, but create less honey, which is why people brought honeybees over to farm, but like most invasive species, they got out, and they suck.
Ooh, up in smoke.
We smoking dog dookie man
Look at those pogchamps.
I feel for Jerma in this video, for real. I have a phobia of hornets, wasps and large insects (usually stinging/biting ones) and if I were in the situation he's in I wouldn't be able to sleep.
Bees are aight though.
Bees are Bros
I got stung by a wasp a month ago because it was under my vest and i didn't know what it was so i grabbed it pincer style with my fingers and just tossed it out from under my coat made me less scared because they don't hurt as much as i thought they would tbh
We done did some shit to bees
Large insects are fine. At least you can see them. It’s the little shits that mess with me.
My father and his friends as children would play a game to try to grab a bee/wasp by its wings. If you did it right it couldn't sting you.
I used to wonder how Bostonian jerma was until I realized he always has a Dunkin iced coffee and I knew he’s one of us
Jerma has gone completely mad. "I hear bees when they don't exist" "I'm a demon that haunts a family of 7"
The guy who made the clip at 14:28 ... Well done that messed me up lol
i really liked that these editors saw jerma having a rough time and made some bee jokes you can tell it really lifted his mood :)
"aww you guys are fuckin.. awesome :p"
and hey Jerma, youre awesome too and we all love ya :)
shuddup
*smashes hornet with vacuum cleaner* "I GOT 'IM!"
*stands triumphantly*
*looks down* no I diDNT NO I DIDN'T
Local streamer goes mad, can't stop screaming about the bees
Enthralled by fear of the corruption
Compact streamer viciously murders innocent animal live on stream
Mareythu?
@@poweralth5496 What the fuck
Jermnesia: the Dark Beescent
@Frederik Pedersen not a star, a ster
hornets are bigger than jerma so he is scared to be taken and flown away
compact streamer kidnapped by hornets
Tiny man murders bees for fun.
Picking on someone his own size
17:55 I almost choked, thank you whoever made that
he died after this video ended rip jerma
"I feel like I'm the demon in this house."
- JEX 2018
"I've been going crazy guys. I've been losing my mind."
- Jumbo 2018
“Is mr peanut dead?” *he cursed him*
I discovered the rat videos ages ago and had no idea who jerma even was. Later on i discovered him and found him hilarious and loved his content. It was only today I realized he was the creator of “rats rats we are the rats” bit. It all makes sense now
Jerma just spontaneously generates memes. He's got memes coming out of his walls.
The house with a meme in its walls.
Jerma has gone so deep into his character he's losing himself. I always wanted to see a day in the life of Jerma. I wonder how his day goes.
local streamer, inspired by family guy, flees house after convincing himself there is a bee somewhere in a six mile radius of his house.
"Did they kill off that character ? Is Mr. Peanut dead ?" -Jerma, predicting the future
Something about a grown man freaking tf out over a hornet and still not wanting to hurt it is severely endearing
i cannot believe he predicted the canonical death of the mr monoply peanuts mascot
Local streamer INCINERATES wasps with the power of his MIND
"I sneezed out all of his throw-up at the same time."
That's the Jerma content I live for.
i love that jerma has an entire bit about how he doesnt understand reaction content, explains how it will never stop and people will just be reacting to reactions etc...and then decides to film a reaction of himself reacting to edits of himself destroying a bee with magic.
Other peoples "there is a ghost in my house !!"
Jerma ”IM THE GHOST !! IM THE GHOST !!"
I love when hes emotional or scared his boston accent thickens
I don't know if the Labo streams were bad or not, but the videos were hilarious.
This feels like the best starter video for anyone who wants to be initiated into Jerma lore. I always come back to this too
24:19 Jerma predicted the death of Mr Peanut, thats a fucking David Bowie level magic trick
All the radiators in my house make this high pitched whine that sounds exactly like a small fly or a mosquito, 90% of my nightmares about flying bugs in my house and I'm almost certain it's because I sleep with my head right next to the radiator, and my sleeping brain keeps thinking I'm sleeping in a cloud of bugs. It's so convincing that I've woken up in the middle of the night to look for mosquitos that aren't there, because my brain is 100% sure the noise it's hearing is a bug.
jerma is a handsome guy
sesamesushi short*
@@anonymousjake *compact
Jerma is a talented swordsman
Who would never let bees best him in a fight
Rated 8/10 on hot or not.com
I had a similar thing once where there was a nest of wasps in between the ceiling of my bedroom and the loft and I thought I was going crazy until I banged the ceiling and heard them all going fucking crazy 😂
Horrifying story thank you for sharing
there was a bird nest in my ceiling once
@@thepoppets1052 well every night i heard their little bird feet walking back and forth in my ceiling but i didn't know they were birds until i went out in the backyard to play with my dog and then i saw a crow or something fly in a little hole in the roof where my room was and i never got them out or anything i just moved my bed in a different room bc i couldn't be bothered to do anything else about it
@@bananabear1564 sounds like what I would do. in other words, it was the correct choice and I'm proud of you.
@@shadydesu thank you
"You're peaking, Jeremy" were my exact fucking words when that happened. He had wasps, I have Holy Mackerel in my walls.
Please do another stream like this, only after complaining about the hornets, Ster and/or Etalyx comes in dressed as a bee and makes buzzing noises around the room.
Type Rule 34
Somehow, Jerma's buddy Dan is even smaller than he is.
And Mike is even smaller than Dan, can you imagine
All up in smoke!
Woohoo
Mackerel please, the man had one request
A friend of mine has a vent that leads to this crawl space under their house. Every summer they'd find a wasp or two crawling through. To counter it they put a glass plate in instead of the vent and no joke like 30 of them gathered onto it and when my friend looked at them they were stinging at the glass.
"So, there's a hornet's nest in my wall. And here's the thing about bees."
jerma. that isn't...
Jerma is a very brave man. If I saw a wasp in my room, I would run out, stare at it unblinking with the door half-closed, and call my mom to come drive over and catch it for me.
As an apiphobe (as in fear of bees) every single way he reacts is spot on for me
1. Terrified, runs straight away
2. Realises something inportant has been left in the zone of *YELLOW*
3. Begrudgingly go back to get it. Realise the bee is on a wall or desk
4(a) if theres a cup i try to get it. The bee turns towards me and i bolt it
4(b) i ruin my room as i fight off the bee, to get my stuff.
5. Stand in acceptance that i wont be going into my room for a day or so without anxiety.
The only difference is the vacuum thing, noise +bee = danger
Seeing jerma watch his rat movie was the best thing I could ever ask for. Also I wish 29:00 caught on more
Jerma is being held hostage by hornets
I accidentally went to a random part of the video, had no idea what was going on and I thought it was intentional. This dude is legit insane.
Rat Movie Special Edition with Director’s Commentary
I actually understand the serious mental stress it can go through with bees or rodents in general
27:18 When The Bee/Wasp Attack
This is a wonderful showcase of both deep-nested inside jokes for content creators (explaining super old videos, making jokes off them), and how quick the internet shitposters work (how quick people made the up in smoke memes)
I love how much jerma panics its like the universe is about to crash down. I too fear wasps, but i am not afraid for i can understand the language of the wasp. I am one with the aspids, i am one with the ants and their brethren.
I've never seen the flight or fight response fail so badly before
He lives in constant fear. In fear of the bees.
2:48 when he slipped up and accidentally called the wasp, forgetting that we can't hear the exact sound he's talking about since we all just buzz randomly
"Local boston man dies from deadly bees."
there are some classics you can watch over and over again. jerma made a bunch of them.
He called the death of the Peanut Man.
What else does this man know that he isn't sharing?
26:15 Look at the back left of jerma. There's a bee on his wood furniture!
Good catch!!!
Bee meme revival
37:14 Luigi’s Final Smash
24:28 How did he know Mr.Peanut would die wtf?!
Holy shit
26:34 if you watch the grocery bag in the bottom left of the webcam you can see it lol