Everything Wrong With Catwoman In Meow Minutes Or Less

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  • @notactuallyacat.
    @notactuallyacat. 4 роки тому +2717

    “I’m going to add 100,000 sins.” We’re getting dangerously close to Transformers: Age of Extinction territory

    • @i-flawless7068
      @i-flawless7068 4 роки тому +37

      What about home alone 2

    • @SINISTERfromHELL
      @SINISTERfromHELL 4 роки тому +11

      I liked age of extinction better.

    • @PanophobicCuber
      @PanophobicCuber 4 роки тому +3

      @ I know we had infinity sins somewhere...

    • @me5381
      @me5381 4 роки тому +18

      Looked away for a few seconds and suddenly there was 100,000 sins

    • @raytan956
      @raytan956 4 роки тому +2

      God forbid we get there

  • @li-limandragon9287
    @li-limandragon9287 4 роки тому +2354

    *You can't avoid the Cats movie forever Jeremy.*

    • @jenobi7266
      @jenobi7266 4 роки тому +26

      @Maria Kelly But we don't want him to

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 4 роки тому +79

      Maria Kelly That movie is the most sinnable movie in history. I’m not saying he needs to do it but.. he needs to sin that movie

    • @TsuladanGaming
      @TsuladanGaming 4 роки тому +3

      The way 2020 is going he won't have to. Not forever at least.

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 4 роки тому +9

      One sin per second.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 роки тому +8

      Child Of God that calculates to 6,600 sins... which is STILL not enough sins?

  • @standartlp8674
    @standartlp8674 4 роки тому +219

    Fans: Were you killed
    Catwoman: sadly yes
    BUT I LIVED

  • @mynameissarah5117
    @mynameissarah5117 4 роки тому +1760

    Catwoman: We're the worst movie ever to be centered around cats.
    Cats: Hold my whiskers.

    • @michaelmacdonell4834
      @michaelmacdonell4834 4 роки тому +19

      I once ( a very long time ago) accidentally snagged a cat's whiskers - well, a couple of them. I have lived to regret it.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 4 роки тому +6

      The YMS commentary of this movie is just too damn funny

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 4 роки тому +5

      Macavityyyy!!!

    • @БиологическаяОпасная
      @БиологическаяОпасная 4 роки тому +8

      Who else misread that as hold my whiskey😂?...... Just me?.......Ok then 😶

    • @PatrickBoyda
      @PatrickBoyda 4 роки тому +5

      Tiger King: Hold HIS whiskers

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 4 роки тому +2542

    This movie was made because someone in the film industry wanted to put Halle Berry in a sexy leather outfit, but realized you need a movie to do that.

    • @nathenhutchison6182
      @nathenhutchison6182 4 роки тому +158

      I can't say that I disagree with that objective. This just wasn't the route to get there.

    • @emersonflorez97
      @emersonflorez97 4 роки тому +40

      Bryan singer's Xmen: allow us to introduce ourselfs

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +72

      @@emersonflorez97 He said *sexy* leather outfit... The X-Men uniforms were a lot of things, but sexy ain't one of them.

    • @balrual1234
      @balrual1234 4 роки тому +8

      So... Harvey Rapstein?

    • @daethalion1725
      @daethalion1725 4 роки тому +32

      And for bonus irony, the movie is supposedly about female empowerment. Hollywood is the gift that keeps on taking.

  • @laurenhotchkiss2364
    @laurenhotchkiss2364 4 роки тому +672

    I definitely thought the bonus round would be of weird cat noises she made 😂

    • @Caseytify
      @Caseytify 3 роки тому +17

      Or butt shots. Or cleavage shots.

    • @annalucy89
      @annalucy89 3 роки тому +4

      Me too!!

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 4 роки тому +2133

    Do “Everything Wrong With ‘Cats’ in Jellicle Minutes”.

    • @ironfortress151
      @ironfortress151 4 роки тому +133

      Does the Sincounter count that high?

    • @PhantomOfFire
      @PhantomOfFire 4 роки тому +20

      NOOOOOOOOOoooooo

    • @jrush8768
      @jrush8768 4 роки тому +37

      The only movie to surpass everything wrong with cinemasins

    • @Cactly
      @Cactly 4 роки тому +13

      99999999999999999999999999999999991047439562936491648271549262946265017364917542912947194719468928362

    • @ghostlyarranger
      @ghostlyarranger 4 роки тому +17

      How did u comment 15 hours ago when the video didnt even upload 15 minutes ago (the time I made this comment tho)

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 4 роки тому +783

    The only 2 good things about this truly bad movie are:
    • Halle Berry’s Razzie speech
    • It’s better than Cats

    • @doom_coolfist4224
      @doom_coolfist4224 4 роки тому +30

      Everything is better than cats

    • @ErgoDog
      @ErgoDog 4 роки тому +3

      I love it. Truly.

    • @milantosic
      @milantosic 4 роки тому +9

      getting hit by a white van in the middle of the night is better then cats

    • @giuseppeianniello1998
      @giuseppeianniello1998 4 роки тому +16

      Catwoman “won” 4 out of 7 Razzies in 2005:
      Wins
      • Worst Picture
      • Worst Director - Pitof
      • Worst Actress - Halle Berry
      • Worst Screenplay
      Lost
      • Worst Supporting Actor - Lambert Wilson
      • Worst Supporting Actress - Sharon Stone
      • Worst Screen Couple - Halle Berry and either Benjamin Bratt or Sharon Stone

    • @doom_coolfist4224
      @doom_coolfist4224 4 роки тому +5

      @@milantosic okay that is worse. but I meant that there is no movie worse than cats

  • @chisadickerson5964
    @chisadickerson5964 4 роки тому +128

    Top 3 highest movie sin counter.
    Fate of the furious R.I.P:
    HOME ALONE 2: 1000000126
    Avatar the last airbender: 271,095,000

    • @Jayshiver
      @Jayshiver 4 роки тому +5

      What about the Room?

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 роки тому +7

      The Room: 1,591,985, 490
      Les Miserables: 14,580,000,000

    • @tnt_tshamala1039
      @tnt_tshamala1039 3 роки тому

      now Godzilla vs Kong

  • @VereeNine
    @VereeNine 4 роки тому +1285

    "Can cats teleport?" Clearly you have never had a cat before

    • @davindamico1759
      @davindamico1759 4 роки тому +73

      Especially if its dark and they are dark. POOF!

    • @allmight3848
      @allmight3848 4 роки тому +58

      @@davindamico1759 frr and its the scariest thing. you dont know fear until your cat randomly shows up in a dark room when they were right behind you

    • @davindamico1759
      @davindamico1759 4 роки тому +32

      @@allmight3848 my main coon cat has a habit of charging silently into the room, jumping and landing on my lap. Scares me every time!

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 роки тому +44

      Before we got a cat door we had to let our cats in and out. Sometimes they would magically end up back inside with no one letting them in. Still have no idea how they did it

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 4 роки тому +23

      He has a cat

  • @zachschmitt3654
    @zachschmitt3654 4 роки тому +1371

    “I just realized this movie is terrible.” 😂😂😂🤣

    • @dom9086
      @dom9086 4 роки тому +10

      Zach Schmitt just?

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 4 роки тому +14

      18:30 Catwoman topless would definitely make ME waste 5 hours of time. Shit, I'm wasting time watching this and I have online spanish homework to finish by midnight.

    • @iyiolaademola8456
      @iyiolaademola8456 4 роки тому +1

      He said that and I legit expected him to say something meaningful! Lol

    • @Douglas1102
      @Douglas1102 4 роки тому +3

      @@DarkestKnightshade She's topless in Swordfish, better movie than this one that's for sure.

    • @christinabryant733
      @christinabryant733 4 роки тому

      Love this movie

  • @rckyx
    @rckyx 4 роки тому +233

    I don’t know if anyone mentioned this, but Catwoman’s canonical real name is Selina Kyle.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 роки тому +14

      I know. I've seen Michelle Pfiefer's Catwoman in early 90s film "Batman returns" dozens of times

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 роки тому +10

      And what a cool name it is. Way cooler than her name in this movie, which I'm not going to say because every time it's said, Bill Finger rolls in his grave

    • @jazzfarer
      @jazzfarer 3 роки тому +20

      The movie establishes that there are many "catwomen," including Selena Kyle. You even see Michelle Pfeiffer's photo in this movie and this video @11:06. I think the movie was trying to do a nod especially to the old TV show, where Julie Numar played Catwoman and then Ertha Kitt took over later on. I'm not sure, but I don't think the show ever explicitly stated that either woman was named Selina Kyle.
      That doesn't excuse this suckfest of a movie, though.

    • @yvesus7
      @yvesus7 2 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @mikelmacrichard4772
      @mikelmacrichard4772 Рік тому

      The Batman tv series Catwoman was Selina Kyle and both actresses played the same character.
      Original Catwoman was Selina Kyle and the daughter of her and Bruce Wayne Kathy Wayne was second Catwoman (Catgirl).

  • @Kennedy749
    @Kennedy749 4 роки тому +571

    I think I really liked Catwoman when i was a kid because of how ridiculous and campy it is. Like Fantastic Four.

    • @ReginoGeorge
      @ReginoGeorge 4 роки тому +28

      maddison Newell I still do 😌

    • @TheEyeofMobius
      @TheEyeofMobius 4 роки тому +17

      If you want the campy catwoman you owe it to yourself to watch the old Batman movie with Adam West.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому +14

      The line between so bad it’s good and just plain bad is pretty narrow for this movie

    • @DarthRelkew
      @DarthRelkew 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheEyeofMobius yet that movie feels the right type of 'campy'

    • @triple-d2640
      @triple-d2640 4 роки тому +9

      Fantastic Four was pretty solid for the most part

  • @ther3aper561
    @ther3aper561 4 роки тому +465

    "How did Warner Bros go from this in 2004 to Batman Begins in 2005?"
    The hired a good Director and good actors.

    • @deensaid7762
      @deensaid7762 4 роки тому +26

      That's until when they started the DCEU with Man of Steel

    • @malikkelly
      @malikkelly 4 роки тому +4

      Deen Said True

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +9

      @@deensaid7762 BvS Theatrical cut and Josstice League makes Man Of Steel look like The Dark Knight.

    • @Webber-sr3xk
      @Webber-sr3xk 4 роки тому +34

      Halle Berry is an amazing actress

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear 4 роки тому +20

      Except Halle IS a good actress.

  • @pearlh841
    @pearlh841 4 роки тому +647

    “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see a superhero movie worse than Batman and Robin”

    • @denisg2719
      @denisg2719 4 роки тому +6

      I actualy saw that movie on TV a few hours ago.

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 4 роки тому +4

      @@denisg2719 lmfao

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 4 роки тому +6

      But that movie is funny

    • @michaelpuglisi6767
      @michaelpuglisi6767 4 роки тому +11

      @@philipmartin3411 You at least get to enjoy watching Arnold Schwarzenegger have way too much fun saying ice puns.

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 4 роки тому +2

      @@michaelpuglisi6767 oh yeah, its great!

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 4 роки тому +831

    Speaking of terrible movies involving Cats, there’s another recent movie that needs an EWW video.

    • @PhantomOfFire
      @PhantomOfFire 4 роки тому +16

      No that movie gets no more recognition ever

    • @panicatthegasstation
      @panicatthegasstation 4 роки тому +10

      That never happened.

    • @lilswirlash9764
      @lilswirlash9764 4 роки тому +5

      Benjamin Abramowitz if it happens it got at least over 200,000 sins

    • @psych0tic706
      @psych0tic706 4 роки тому +7

      How did you comment 14 hours ago when this video came out 3 mins ago

    • @eljuneculipapa200
      @eljuneculipapa200 4 роки тому

      @@psych0tic706 yeah how?

  • @paularized1
    @paularized1 4 роки тому +1371

    As of 2020, Catwoman no longer has the “worst movie about cats” award. Add some Taylor Swift, subconsciously creating bestiality fetishes in men everywhere and the award is yours.

    • @Riyoshi000
      @Riyoshi000 4 роки тому +3

      Irregardlessly Unthawed i didn’t get it

    • @encinobalboa
      @encinobalboa 4 роки тому +4

      The 'hole cut exists!

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 4 роки тому +18

      What's the best movie about cats? Its Garfeild right?

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 роки тому +2

      encinobalboa OG you want a hole cut? there is already a fan made butthole cut Cat’s trailer on UA-cam.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому +4

      Cats is the greatest film ever made

  • @goated_NPC
    @goated_NPC 4 роки тому +263

    This doesn't even seem like Catwoman nor DC to me honestly

    • @human3213
      @human3213 3 роки тому +5

      ItsDC
      Just accept it

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 3 роки тому +4

      It’s probably a parody of DC.

    • @TheMrKitch
      @TheMrKitch 3 роки тому +10

      That’s because it’s not. I don’t care if they marketed it as a legit Catwoman film; her name is not Selina Kyle and she does not live in Gotham.

    • @dontworryimnotastalker5486
      @dontworryimnotastalker5486 3 роки тому +4

      I think they based this “origin story” on the Michelle pfeifer cat woman and I only noticed this but they have a picture of her in the revealing of previous cat women at 11:07

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 роки тому +2

      It isn't; it's a piece of shit

  • @vengeance1701
    @vengeance1701 4 роки тому +290

    "We need to make our nice girl a badass. I KNOW, GIVE HER SHORT, SPIKY HAIR!" Goddammit, movie.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 роки тому +1

      If this movie is made now, everyone will reacted "Oh no! She got A Karen's haircut! How toxic this movie is!"

  • @weirdguy1495
    @weirdguy1495 4 роки тому +431

    Who else thought he already did this movie?

    • @taraswaminathan5095
      @taraswaminathan5095 4 роки тому +12

      I think so too. It's a re-upload, i think, although they haven't mentioned it like they used to. I think everyone's desperate for content nowadays?

    • @weirdguy1495
      @weirdguy1495 4 роки тому +8

      @@taraswaminathan5095 I actually update the Cinema Sins thing on a site called TV Tropes and that wasn't there when I put it in, so that's very odd.

    • @dad5draco
      @dad5draco 4 роки тому +11

      They did but this one has different sins and jokes.

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart 4 роки тому +8

      Who else thought this movie was from the 90s?

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 4 роки тому +1

      @@TurnipCart I'm pretty sure they did this because they spoke about the basketball for a while

  • @mrjohnnyjohnster3940
    @mrjohnnyjohnster3940 4 роки тому +42

    Cinemasins is so handy. It's like an entertaining set of cliff notes for all the movies I can't be arsed seeing in full.

  • @Ghost26968
    @Ghost26968 4 роки тому +541

    Editor: So how many unnecessary cuts do you want in this movie?
    Director: Yes.

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N 4 роки тому +182

    "I thought I saw 'Catwomen Topless' and I lost 5 hours of time."
    Everything NOT Wrong with Swordfish *ding*

    • @hussein_bdn
      @hussein_bdn 4 роки тому +4

      Wasted opportunity to reference CinemaWins
      "Everything GREAT About Swordfish"* (title format, at least)

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому

      She had a steamy sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball, too, with some great titty shots.

  • @Willowy13
    @Willowy13 3 роки тому +27

    Seeing the CGI of this Catwoman running around during the robbery scene just makes me appreciate Michelle learning to use the whip and decapitating those dolls in the first take of that scene...without any cuts.

  • @Djblois1
    @Djblois1 4 роки тому +380

    Cats can jump 6 times their length, so as a human-size cat, theoretically she can jump 30 feet.

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 4 роки тому +91

      Yeah but the mass distribution of a cat is different. A human being able to jump 30ft would need to have leg muscles to go with it.
      Ah shit why am i bringing rationality into a discussion about a movie as nonsensical as this

    • @kimberleybrowne8929
      @kimberleybrowne8929 4 роки тому +11

      @@AvoidTheCadaver wandered if you were going to notice🤣

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 4 роки тому +17

      @@kimberleybrowne8929
      I was tempted to go all out but I ran out of patience lol

    • @kimberleybrowne8929
      @kimberleybrowne8929 4 роки тому +1

      @@AvoidTheCadaver 🤣

    • @DAEJAHN
      @DAEJAHN 4 роки тому +7

      Wait what your saying that she has the potential to jump 9.14m that’s insane that’s like almost jumping four and half doors high

  • @justinjr715
    @justinjr715 4 роки тому +115

    11:08 anyone ever notice that Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman is in Catwoman?

    • @TEKKENKING23
      @TEKKENKING23 4 роки тому +14

      Damn I just noticed the picture of Michelle Pfeiffer.

    • @jessebrown7626
      @jessebrown7626 4 роки тому +10

      Called an Easter Egg
      Just a stupid one.

    • @micksplace
      @micksplace 4 роки тому +3

      An extra middle finger to the movie that SHOULD have been made

    • @musicadictor
      @musicadictor 4 роки тому +1

      ohh good eye!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +347

    Basically any movie with "cat" in its name usually ends up like this

    • @TYCOM125
      @TYCOM125 4 роки тому +8

      Or centers around a cat. Refer to Garfield or Nine Lives. Maybe they are bad luck.

    • @Haylodad007
      @Haylodad007 4 роки тому +1

      Fritz the cat?

    • @Haylodad007
      @Haylodad007 4 роки тому +4

      Cat’s Eye, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Cat in the Hat, Wildcats

    • @Black.Rose743
      @Black.Rose743 4 роки тому +25

      I mean Aristocats turned out okay

    • @damianlayman8901
      @damianlayman8901 4 роки тому +6

      @@Black.Rose743 everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat

  • @cooldudeawesome9344
    @cooldudeawesome9344 4 роки тому +63

    I actually never noticed how slow they were to respond when she was fighting them

  • @ivanleibjankovic
    @ivanleibjankovic 4 роки тому +183

    Do Everything Wrong With: Annabelle Comes Home in evil doll shenanigans minutes or less
    Thanks for likes, wish you all the best!

  • @unfabgirl
    @unfabgirl 4 роки тому +263

    The only thing redeemable about this movie is Hale Berry's Razzie award acceptance speech.

    • @Liandra24
      @Liandra24 4 роки тому +12

      Exactly what I was remembering

    • @Radman1889
      @Radman1889 4 роки тому +12

      Hell, she brought the Oscar she won that year when she accepted her Razzie XD

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 роки тому +4

      And the fact that Hale Berry is in it.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 роки тому +1

      So much easier to watch

  • @Amish_Trivedi
    @Amish_Trivedi 4 роки тому +130

    "I was a professor for twenty years until I was denied tenure."
    That wasn't even how tenure worked then.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому +14

      That’s the least of this movie’s problems

    • @xxdangerousshotxx
      @xxdangerousshotxx 4 роки тому +18

      The reason she gave for not getting the tenure was "male academia" while telling about cats that can resurrect the dead.
      Hilarious.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому +7

      Kenshiro(XIII) she wasn’t denied because of sexism, she was denied because she’s crazy.

    • @xxdangerousshotxx
      @xxdangerousshotxx 4 роки тому +3

      @@brianaguilar8283 Exactly what I ment.

    • @DanTUtilizer
      @DanTUtilizer 4 роки тому

      How would it work then?

  • @FreviriousQuigby
    @FreviriousQuigby 4 роки тому +98

    11:05 are we not sinning the fact that they tried to tie in with the way better Michelle Pfieffer Catwoman, and in so doing reminding us that we could be watching a better movie? DING

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому +6

      This movie was in a very weird position when it comes to continuity. It was supposed to be a Michelle Pfieffer Catwoman spin-off at first, so it would have been in the same continuity as the Tim Burton films.
      But then it became an unrelated film after numerous years of development hell and rewrites. It was released the year before Batman Begins, and I don’t think even the filmmakers knew what shared universe this would be a part of.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +4

      @@brianaguilar8283 Also keep in mind that this came out 4 years before Iron Man so no one even knew that a "shared universe" could even exist as it would take another 4 years after Iron Man for the MCU to really start to become a thing.

    • @bigblue207
      @bigblue207 4 роки тому

      Dargonhuman I still maintain that if DC launched their cinematic universe with the Nolan trilogy Marvel would never have ever been able to catch up. It’s not even that hard to think of such a concept, I think it was Batman and Robin mentioned Superman and superhero crossovers have been a thing since comics began. Biggest missed opportunity in cinematic history, imo. Final crisis would wipe the floor with endgame (and I loved endgame).

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому

      Big Blue Heath Ledger’s death probably killed off any plans for a cinematic universe.

    • @bigblue207
      @bigblue207 4 роки тому

      Brian Aguilar maybe, I would think it was Christian Bale’s decision to leave the role after the third one. I can’t remember if that was due to the theater shooting or not.

  • @jeremiahperkins3701
    @jeremiahperkins3701 4 роки тому +41

    “Ain’t not such thing as half way crooks” lmao😂😂👏🏾✊🏾✊🏾

  • @zachthompson4191
    @zachthompson4191 4 роки тому +127

    I can’t watch any movie/show without picking apart every detail and giving it a mental sin after watching this channel for so long

    • @ohepi
      @ohepi 4 роки тому +6

      Same. I even say "DING".

    • @thereebstir9572
      @thereebstir9572 4 роки тому +6

      Same, my I'm real fun to hang out with.

    • @marcustaylor4466
      @marcustaylor4466 4 роки тому +4

      @@thereebstir9572 yup my wife hates watching movies with me now 😂

  • @JoelsCreed141
    @JoelsCreed141 4 роки тому +158

    11:08 Wait so is nobody gonna point out that picture of Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman

    • @yeetus8976
      @yeetus8976 4 роки тому +12

      You beat me to it

    • @Manu-op3ec
      @Manu-op3ec 4 роки тому +15

      I was checking the comments to see if someone else caught that

    • @donte2247
      @donte2247 4 роки тому +14

      No. Damn it. Now its connected and we cant go back now.

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 4 роки тому +4

      I caught it for the first time watching this video!

    • @AdrianEkko2471
      @AdrianEkko2471 4 роки тому +6

      When I noticed that u thought he was gonna sin it. But was disappointed when he didnt

  • @yoelazar1931
    @yoelazar1931 4 роки тому +328

    This film has such a porn film vibe to it. It's awkward

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 роки тому +16

      Especially her costume.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 3 роки тому +6

      @@margarethmichelina5146 And the director is French.

    • @gioprox5207
      @gioprox5207 3 роки тому +4

      @@98953812 I just had to double take this comment about the director being French after what happened with Netflix's interpretation of a child-friendly movie

    • @98953812
      @98953812 3 роки тому +2

      @@gioprox5207 Cuties?

    • @gioprox5207
      @gioprox5207 3 роки тому +2

      @@98953812 yes obviously

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert 4 роки тому +152

    Wow... This movie was so bad that it was actually hard watching Cinema Sins. But I stayed the course. Cinema Sins needs me!

    • @huimang94
      @huimang94 4 роки тому +2

      This comment was somehow adorable and made me smile lolol

  • @dmxdxl
    @dmxdxl 4 роки тому +29

    I saw the title and I was like "Lord he gone tear this one up"....

  • @InktheImpassive
    @InktheImpassive 4 роки тому +32

    "can cats teleport"
    ...yes, they can... From time to time.

  • @jonathanrikkers793
    @jonathanrikkers793 4 роки тому +45

    8:55 "I guess now that Patience is finally winning life, we should be ok with her stealing some dude's motorcycle"
    *Captain Marvel has joined the chat*

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому +2

      I hate that movie

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 4 роки тому +7

      The difference here is actually that Carol was a stranger to the planet and hadn't been there in years, whereas Patience wasn't. Like, the former has a better excuse for some of the stuff she does given what she went through.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому

      Spiderkillers, Inc she still lived in a civilized society back on her home planet

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 4 роки тому

      @@brianaguilar8283 A highly militarized, fascist society.

    • @LuisSoto-fw3if
      @LuisSoto-fw3if 4 роки тому +1

      @@SpiderkillersInc which would probably look down on stealing other peoples properties, specially as a militar.

  • @jellybeansbud3610
    @jellybeansbud3610 4 роки тому +154

    This movie is so bad I’m having a hard time sitting through its sins lol

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 4 роки тому +42

    "Can cats teleport?" Yes. Yes they can. Any cat owner can tell that you'll see your cat happily sitting in your bedroom, then you walk to the kitchen, and there's your cat sitting on the counter waiting for you.

  • @moviegirlaka
    @moviegirlaka 4 роки тому +51

    I'm surprised that Sin calendar didn't blow up reviewing this movie

  • @theslenderfox
    @theslenderfox 4 роки тому +422

    The only thing I can pay attention to is Catwoman's Karen haircut

    • @davindamico1759
      @davindamico1759 4 роки тому +54

      seems like this whole movie she just wanted to speak to the manager....

    • @eacalvert
      @eacalvert 4 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 роки тому +11

      Well, back in 2004, it's not called Karen's haircut.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 4 роки тому +8

      Oh my fucking god why did they go with that haircut?! It looks terrible!

    • @mr.c9820
      @mr.c9820 4 роки тому +18

      this was the hairdo of en empowered woman
      and now we have karens

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +159

    This movie feels like some p0rn you'd click on but nothing ever happens

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 роки тому +3

      And the fact that the protagonist is wearing a BDSM costume is still not good enough

  • @sirunbekannt5653
    @sirunbekannt5653 4 роки тому +48

    11:06 on that pile is a picture of Michelle Pfeiffers Catwoman.

  • @tevinlandry1885
    @tevinlandry1885 4 роки тому +74

    Like Roger Ebert said, there were only 3 positives about this movie: Halle Berry's face, Halle Berry's body, and Halle Berry's costume.

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 роки тому +4

      -...Appart from the front of her trowsers being ripped in a mottled pattern. Not all fabrics suit the distressed look.

    • @cosmicriptid
      @cosmicriptid 4 роки тому +3

      Not her costume sorry.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 4 роки тому

      He's wrong about her costume. That's a horrible costume. Catwoman's costume is sexy but functional. Halle's costume looked awful and wasn't functional.

    • @toganium4175
      @toganium4175 4 роки тому

      That costume is atrocious.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 2 роки тому

      Her costume looks like she got mauled by bears

  • @darrinwilliams130
    @darrinwilliams130 4 роки тому +39

    “The movie makes the MCU look like 1917”= Best line ever.

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 3 роки тому

      Hey a majority of the MCU is awesome. There are a few black sheep here and there (cough Thor: The Dark World cough cough cough) but overall, I enjoy it as a whole.

    • @rokeYouuer
      @rokeYouuer 3 роки тому +5

      @@robertrowley4929 Jeremy's biggest complaint about the MCU is the number of cuts in action scenes, while 1917 was edited so it appeared to be one continuous shot, thus his comment here.

    • @bluemass3834
      @bluemass3834 3 роки тому +1

      @@robertrowley4929 dude all the movies have the same format, if you are really interested in sci-fi, you would read comics instead of those repetitive awful movies (both mcu and dc)

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 3 роки тому

      @@bluemass3834 I suppose you have a point.

  • @zeusathena26
    @zeusathena26 4 роки тому +115

    At least she showed up for the Razzie Awards. This shows if the screenplay, producers, directors etc stink an actor can't save the movie.

    • @filmfanaticx4212
      @filmfanaticx4212 4 роки тому +9

      I like Halle, but man she's in some stupid movies sometimes...

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 роки тому +1

      @@filmfanaticx4212 sometimes?

    • @filmfanaticx4212
      @filmfanaticx4212 4 роки тому +9

      Payperheirplain Yes sometimes, she could be in this, The Flintstones, or Movie 43, for some examples, then turn around and do Monster's Ball, Things We Lost in the Fire, John Wick 3, Cloud Atlas, Jungle Fever, and a really good HBO TV movie from 1999, Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, just to name a few. And even some of her "stupid" movies can be the fun kind of stupid like Swordfish or Gothika...

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому

      FilmFanaticX she’s not good at picking scripts

    • @Willpower-74205
      @Willpower-74205 4 роки тому +9

      Even so, Halle showed alot of class by showing up at the Razzie. For a movie this bad, that's saying something. She's made some questionable decisions about her career, but at least she owned up to it when it went sideways. And this was only two years after Die Another Day, a far better film.

  • @vSkyzeh
    @vSkyzeh 4 роки тому +254

    PLEASE DO EVERYTHING WRONG WITH “I AM NUMBER 4”

    • @Norrabal
      @Norrabal 4 роки тому +10

      Mista is loading his revolver in the distance*

    • @DerpyDarky
      @DerpyDarky 4 роки тому +1

      Norrabal j o j o

    • @fncm3421
      @fncm3421 4 роки тому +6

      Fuck I had forgotten all about that movie

    • @GoddessGirl2121
      @GoddessGirl2121 4 роки тому +9

      I agree that movie is really weird and I would love to hear your opinions on that and also Beastly.

    • @shadowthief19
      @shadowthief19 4 роки тому +8

      I had liked that movie....then I learned there was a book....I no longer like the movie after reading the book

  • @DerpMan107
    @DerpMan107 4 роки тому +22

    When the movie already has 100 130 sins
    "but wait, there's more."

  • @DrExploadsAlot
    @DrExploadsAlot 4 роки тому +45

    Lois Griffin talking about vagina had me dead.

  • @uniboy13
    @uniboy13 4 роки тому +32

    One of the clues for next week is horror sins, I think it has to be Cats.

    • @filmfanaticx4212
      @filmfanaticx4212 4 роки тому

      Also, Orphan sins, so probably horror/thriller Orphan from 2009

  • @InformantNet
    @InformantNet 4 роки тому +54

    You should retitle this "Everything is Wrong with Cat Woman."

    • @MichaelPohoreski
      @MichaelPohoreski 4 роки тому +5

      Well, technically, Halle Berry in a catsuit is "right". :-)

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 3 роки тому +1

      @@MichaelPohoreski no denying that 😍

  • @patrik5123
    @patrik5123 4 роки тому +171

    This movie is so bad, I can't even get through this video.

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like you have a cat avatar for this very reason and if you do, I bless you my son.

    • @breezy9297
      @breezy9297 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @barbar17404
    @barbar17404 4 роки тому +55

    For as bad as this movie was. I relatively enjoyed watching it. Let's just say if I see the movie being played while channel surfing I won't immediately change the channel.

    • @thekhloeshow3464
      @thekhloeshow3464 4 роки тому +1

      jabari leonard I love this movie in all its sucky glory

  • @martinskorulis8832
    @martinskorulis8832 4 роки тому +25

    man, I couldn't even watch the "Everything wrong with..", this movie is so bad

  • @mxtw7910
    @mxtw7910 4 роки тому +32

    “Ain’t no such thangs as half way crooks” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andim.8788
      @andim.8788 4 роки тому

      Mobb deep

    • @tayeb7031
      @tayeb7031 4 роки тому

      this guy is a gangster? his real name is clarence

    • @worldofbattlerap9149
      @worldofbattlerap9149 4 роки тому +2

      Scared to death scared to look they shook 😎😎😎

  • @Jaslath
    @Jaslath 4 роки тому +59

    11:06 Wait, there is a picture of Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman? So this is in the same universe as Tim Burton's Batman? How the hell does that work?

    • @benkimmel8412
      @benkimmel8412 4 роки тому +6

      I just noticed that as well. Granted I haven't seen this movie in its entirety for years.

    • @Robiness
      @Robiness 4 роки тому +11

      Well...i suppose there is no restriction on how many catwomen can there be at any given time.

    • @pedazodeboludo
      @pedazodeboludo 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, there is. Probably just some fan service. And here are two fans who noticed.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому +1

      Oh snap you're right!

    • @kazaklichborn3923
      @kazaklichborn3923 4 роки тому

      Lol, I wonder if those watching it thought this was a worse Catwoman since Pfeiffer exists in this universe.

  • @Tanyableu
    @Tanyableu 4 роки тому +8

    I really loved her first 'transformation outfit' (the jewelry store) It was sexy, but utilitarian. If only they had kept it.

  • @lilswirlash9764
    @lilswirlash9764 4 роки тому +29

    been a minute since we had a bonus round, also do “eww bohemian rhapsody in freddie mercury minutes”

  • @acelovesdiyschristopher7023
    @acelovesdiyschristopher7023 4 роки тому +41

    I don't wanna be that person, Cinemasins, but u misses 11:06 when one of the pictures is the Michelle Pfeiffer version of catwoman. #easteregg

    • @garygramm6533
      @garygramm6533 4 роки тому +1

      Holy shit, how did we miss that?! Well spotted.

    • @ClarinetgirlMelissa
      @ClarinetgirlMelissa 4 роки тому +1

      So this movie is canonically with the 90's Batman movies...

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 4 роки тому +5

    "You either die a hero or live long enough to see a superhero film worse than Batman & Robin."
    Oh my gosh 😂😂😂

  • @TheRealJay
    @TheRealJay 4 роки тому +38

    This movie is so bad it's a must see, I wonder if that was what they were going for.

  • @0ddeity
    @0ddeity 4 роки тому +6

    Oh my god. The Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpson’s bit had me screaming.

  • @igotboomed
    @igotboomed 4 роки тому +6

    "Heeey... I've just noticed something.. This films terrible" lol
    The sheer amount of class one liners in this one!

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 4 роки тому +159

    A better title would be “Everything’s Wrong With Catwoman”.

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 роки тому +16

      "comment that says everything is wrong with a bad movie" cliche *ding*

  • @Vocaloid-English
    @Vocaloid-English 4 роки тому +10

    Seems like the editor took the director yelling "CUT!" too literally.

  • @boiii5524
    @boiii5524 4 роки тому +6

    There is one movie he is afraid of sinning. Its Spaceballs, because that movie is a fucking masterpiece.

  • @crazydragonstudios7259
    @crazydragonstudios7259 4 роки тому +44

    My cat was actively mad while we were watching this movie and if my cat is mad at a movie called cat woman then you know somethings wrong

    • @EDifyer881
      @EDifyer881 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 4 роки тому +2

      Do not show your cat Cats, it will be catastrophic.

    • @EDifyer881
      @EDifyer881 4 роки тому +1

      @@gimbobjenkins405 good 🤣ne

    • @crazydragonstudios7259
      @crazydragonstudios7259 4 роки тому +1

      Gim Bob Jenkins good thing because I don’t plan to ever

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +168

    "I bet when men tell women that they're not suspects in a murder case, that's when the panties come off."
    Plenty of R rated movies would actually agree with this.

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 4 роки тому +5

      Sin. City.
      Ironically...

    • @kirbyhatesincels917
      @kirbyhatesincels917 4 роки тому +3

      And those are the movies that need burned.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 роки тому +3

      Every Noir ever made would agree with you.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 роки тому +1

      Well, I would be glad that I'm not a suspect in a murder case. I doubt I would ever be THAT glad about it though.

  • @astra3310
    @astra3310 4 роки тому +5

    With all the hypercuts I damn near got whiplash

  • @trollmanable
    @trollmanable 4 роки тому +13

    The only thing I remember about this movie is Halle Berry, squeezing through those cell bars; and I would deduct 1 sin for that scene.

  • @nicks1451
    @nicks1451 4 роки тому +12

    11:36 speaking of terrible bartending jokes, my all time favorite is whenever someone can't decide what kind of drink they want and ask me to surprise them so I yell BOO right in their face.

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 4 роки тому

      Give them a “blowjob” 😅😅😅😅😅😅 (obligatory clarification of deadpool joke goes here)

  • @D-TayWashington
    @D-TayWashington 4 роки тому +9

    There should have been a bonus round for Unnecessary cutscene moments

  • @xXphrenzyXx
    @xXphrenzyXx 4 роки тому +18

    I never realized just how bad this movie was, foreshadowing in the form of a meow fore-meowing lol

  • @patrickblack6080
    @patrickblack6080 4 роки тому +27

    howd you miss the fact she wasnt even wearing a watch when she said she was late

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому +1

      She had a clock?

    • @patrickblack6080
      @patrickblack6080 4 роки тому +4

      @@brianaguilar8283 but she rolls up her sleeve and looks at her wrist when she says it lol

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 роки тому +3

      Patrick Black I’m trying hard to make sense of it

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe the real reason is she was feeling socially awkward and had to bail. Using non-existent watches to get out of social situations is tight

    • @bigblue207
      @bigblue207 4 роки тому +1

      Because this channel is more about making jokes than actually pointing out continuity errors and plot holes like it used to. I don’t really mind, it’s nice background noise and a way to either refresh myself on a movie or get the gist of it in 15 minutes, but I did appreciate when they took it seriously and pointed out stuff you wouldn’t normally have realized. For instance, I was watching iron man 1 and the part where he flies with the Mark 2 for the first time he tells Jarvis to listen in on ground control (after telling him to do a weather and ATC check). This makes no sense because “ground control” is mainly to direct traffic and avoid any accidents on the airports taxiways, so listening to it in the air does literally no good. That kind of stuff is what I wish we’d see more from this channel again.

  • @ashleyhansennken7770
    @ashleyhansennken7770 4 роки тому +4

    I remember watching this movie and I genuinely thought she was on a lunch break and went home explaining the same clothes in the beginning. Lol

  • @babytato747
    @babytato747 4 роки тому +15

    We're getting closer and closer to Cats (2019) guys. . .I'm scared

  • @asia3882
    @asia3882 4 роки тому +4

    9:09 I've always had a problem with this scene because the glass shatters before he touches it with the gun. I noticed it when I was a kid and I've been waiting for someone to acknowledge it but nobody has caught it yet lol

  • @beyondbatman9007
    @beyondbatman9007 4 роки тому +8

    Cinemasins, can you do a “Everything wrong with Penguins of Madagascar: The movie” video? Please.

  • @Douglas1102
    @Douglas1102 4 роки тому +28

    "Did she conjure that with pure sensuality?" HB could conjure anything with her sensuality 🤩

  • @TKMango
    @TKMango 4 роки тому +96

    Should've titled it: "Everything wrong with Catwoman in 104 minutes" bc tht whole movie is a sin

    • @Falllll
      @Falllll 4 роки тому +2

      "Everything is wrong with Catwoman in all of its 104 minutes"

    • @Falllll
      @Falllll 4 роки тому +2

      @Black Ninja true

    • @benjiboy4477
      @benjiboy4477 4 роки тому +1

      I still love the movie🥺🥺

    • @glarynth
      @glarynth 4 роки тому

      "This movie exists." Ding! Total sins: 1 Sentence: This movie. PSSHT

  • @Rclarke115
    @Rclarke115 4 роки тому +29

    Patience: I was flushed down the pipes.
    CS: Movie admits it’s sh*t.

  • @rondavis300
    @rondavis300 4 роки тому +101

    I feel like this movie would have been more appreciated if they named her Selina Kyle

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 4 роки тому +68

      ... removed the superpowers, improved the acting, direction and script, added other Gotham characters...
      I just described an entirely different movie. This movie would have been more appreciated if they made an entirely different movie.

    • @hylianchriss
      @hylianchriss 4 роки тому +31

      They couldn't name her Selina Kyle. I don't think the name of the character would have made it any better in the slightest, to be honest, but it's pretty funny that DC (or whoever it was) looked at this mess and decided they wanted nothing to do with it, and that the studio wasn't allowed to use their character names even. That's how bad this movie is, DC wanted nothing to do with it even PRE-production.

    • @kingovharts
      @kingovharts 4 роки тому +2

      Its really a shame that during these years WB had this entire catalog of DC characters at their disposal and they managed to just piss away precious years to get them established. Nolan Bat trilogy was there lone bright spot. Instead they made pure shit like this and Steel.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому +5

      Or have Michelle Fifer cameo as the professor lady who gave Patience the exposition.

    • @chivasowle286
      @chivasowle286 4 роки тому

      Yup that is what is wrong with this movie.

  • @Nani-zl8mq
    @Nani-zl8mq 4 роки тому +5

    14:55 "How in the hell did WB go from this in 2004 to Batman Begins in 2005" they had Christopher Nolan

  • @rosierobinson6701
    @rosierobinson6701 4 роки тому +5

    In honor of the After sequel coming out at the end of May, you should point out the sins in the romance drama After. Which was a book series and the books were originally a fanfiction about harry styles

  • @musiccontrol000
    @musiccontrol000 4 роки тому +5

    I love how in all his titles say there time “or less” but it’s always longer then it says 😅

  • @kaikai9122
    @kaikai9122 4 роки тому +6

    7:45 I would have added 50 sins just for that scene alone

  • @Spida37
    @Spida37 4 роки тому +1

    That Lois bit and the crazy cat lady (aka Dr. Eleanor Abernathy MD JD) had me in stitches 🤣

  • @D34ThR4GinG
    @D34ThR4GinG 4 роки тому +56

    hey! i'm talking to you! have a great day!

  • @davidmcgill1000
    @davidmcgill1000 4 роки тому +7

    forgot Alex Borstein was in this movie. Almost makes me miss her MADtv days.

  • @marlchariot7554
    @marlchariot7554 4 роки тому +6

    Cinema Sins: "Can cats teleport?"
    Me: "Clearly you've never owned one... Yes they can"

  • @RyanSoltani
    @RyanSoltani 4 роки тому +34

    Do “everything wrong with ‘Cats’ in Jellicle minutes”
    Keep saying this to show him guys!

  • @jacobdrum
    @jacobdrum 4 роки тому +11

    3:20 also who says "I'm late for my job" and not "work"?

  • @Nipplator99999999999
    @Nipplator99999999999 4 роки тому +3

    So, to show that she is completely wild and untamed, they show her walking beside a collared house cat...

  • @estudiordl
    @estudiordl 4 роки тому +9

    11:07, wow, I'd never noticed that Michelle Pfeiffer picture before. Well, in my defense I could never finish this movie once... 😜

  • @LilCurtisKeepASwitch-m9r
    @LilCurtisKeepASwitch-m9r 4 роки тому +64

    We did it, boys, this is the highest sin count of this year so far

  • @Danyko33
    @Danyko33 4 роки тому +3

    17:46
    "I think Tom just beat that dude up. Can anyone verify that for me? The movie was glitching".
    Yes, we all saw the video, but I wanted to remark that, it was fucking hilarious.

  • @CapriceCole
    @CapriceCole 4 роки тому +9

    "What do tigers dream of
    When they take a little tiger snooze?
    Do they dream of mauling zebras
    Or Halle Berry in her CATWOMAN suit?"-Stu's Song

    • @huntermetting1121
      @huntermetting1121 4 роки тому

      I scrolled the comments looking for someone to have this and...here it is, I thank you

    • @CapriceCole
      @CapriceCole 4 роки тому +1

      @@huntermetting1121 seemed to good an opportunity to miss 😁