Everything Wrong With Wonder Woman 1984 in 20 Minutes or Less

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  • @SamWood64
    @SamWood64 3 роки тому +1991

    Barbara: "I am finally strong, sexy and special just like Diana!"
    Maxwell: "But I can give you more. What else do you wish for?"
    Barbara: "I want to be... a cat."

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 роки тому +248

      She basically wished to be a furry, she was truly ahead of her time.

    • @cursedtails1249
      @cursedtails1249 3 роки тому +18

      Stolen from Letterboxd

    • @lmackied1564
      @lmackied1564 3 роки тому +43

      Didn’t she lose her good characteristics so she just wanted to be a killer and be the strongest and she stopped caring for her beauty
      I think that’s why she became the Chetah

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 3 роки тому +9

      She’s a goddamn furry

    • @chrissycurtis4152
      @chrissycurtis4152 3 роки тому +30

      Okay but let's be honest, doesn't everyone want to be a cat?

  • @ExemplarKyle
    @ExemplarKyle 3 роки тому +4239

    The most absurd part of this movie is that the climax relies on EVERY wish being renounced. Like, what about orphans who wished their parents were alive? Or people in hospitals wishing their cancer was gone or kids wishing that they had superpowers? Like they're going to renounce THOSE wishes? Hell no!

    • @MoviesAndTvShowsAreSubjective
      @MoviesAndTvShowsAreSubjective 3 роки тому +242

      Yup. Not 100% people will renounce their wish

    • @NuminorTheFool
      @NuminorTheFool 3 роки тому +315

      As awful as it would have been it would have been better if by Max renouncing his wish they did the classic time reverse back to when he first made the wish, because no matter how many people renounce their wish it would only take a few not to for the world to still die.

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 3 роки тому +39

      Ok, that sounds sadistic and cruel.

    • @teagancalkins
      @teagancalkins 3 роки тому +33

      I agree, when's the movie about a superpowered little kid or godlike being that they opened up the possibility for?

    • @johntorreto4485
      @johntorreto4485 3 роки тому +18

      I mean I think I would give up my wish if it meant stopping what could be the Apocalypse
      And Does it still matter since Mando gave up his wish?

  • @Anderson-f4t6c
    @Anderson-f4t6c 3 роки тому +2479

    *Diana* : _Don't be selfish. Renounce your wish._
    *The starving orphan kid who just wish for his parents back and some food* °_°

    • @flux_inverter4500
      @flux_inverter4500 3 роки тому +249

      Hmmm... 1984, so does losing his parents twice explain why Batman is so pissed?

    • @crystalross2284
      @crystalross2284 3 роки тому +79

      @@flux_inverter4500 Bruce's problem is that he blames himself for his parents' death. He requested that they leave the opera earlier and they got shot in front of him. Then the one who kills them gets away with it until he's an adult.

    • @FarelLaban
      @FarelLaban 3 роки тому +19

      Their parents back AND some food? It sound easy to renounce that wish.

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 роки тому +44

      People in devastated third world countries restored by those wishes: 🖕

    • @willhiggins9563
      @willhiggins9563 3 роки тому +8

      And that Orphan had to deal with zombie parents, and being excused of stealing the food that was probably teleported from a near by grocery story. Does no one understand that money’s par logic of the Dreamstone?

  • @asmodiusjones9563
    @asmodiusjones9563 3 роки тому +81

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This movie features a WWI soldier who gave his life fighting “the war to end all wars” in 1918 who comes back in 1984. The whole movie should have been him reading a history book and weeping.

  • @magnusdarkslayer3012
    @magnusdarkslayer3012 3 роки тому +2023

    My personal favorite is how the writers were so inept they literally had Wonder Woman look straight at the camera and deadass *announce* the moral of the story directly to the audience.

    • @not_so_anonymous7413
      @not_so_anonymous7413 3 роки тому +83

      that is so dammn cringe

    • @dingle2987
      @dingle2987 3 роки тому +22

      I didn’t mind really. Felt like a silver age comic. The execution for everything else was terrible though.

    • @DJRashadHayes
      @DJRashadHayes 3 роки тому +11

      That lady Patty Jenkins wrote it. Its a TERRIBLE script lmfao

    • @reannasheehy4602
      @reannasheehy4602 3 роки тому +24

      @@nukiesduke6868 wasn’t the first one directed by a woman? Don’t bring gender into this please

    • @nukiesduke6868
      @nukiesduke6868 3 роки тому +10

      @@reannasheehy4602 A broken clock is right twice a day..

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 3 роки тому +2604

    Seeing that Bruce Wayne's parents were killed in 1981 and this movie takes place in 1984, there is a legitimate chance that Bruce Wayne wished to revive his parents and Diana told him to renounce his wish, and they just kinda never bothered to talk about it when they first met.

    • @hello3.14dodododododododod5
      @hello3.14dodododododododod5 3 роки тому +155

      Wait even Harry’s parents died in ‘81

    • @mlongpre100
      @mlongpre100 3 роки тому +31

      @@keisalex674 it was the year franco columbu won the mr olympia - a travesty !

    • @aviXex
      @aviXex 3 роки тому +8

      😂 true

    • @gquinn1860
      @gquinn1860 3 роки тому +117

      “Renounce your wish”
      “No”

    • @QuarioQuario54321
      @QuarioQuario54321 3 роки тому +17

      Joker is set in a different universe

  • @anentirecroft
    @anentirecroft 3 роки тому +1337

    You missed the sin where Diana wasn’t allowed to train like a warrior until she was a teenager,but here she is competing against other Amazon’s

    • @LeFroge
      @LeFroge 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah I was thinking that, too! Lol

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 роки тому +6

      eh..its an island of super women. like..they already have their own natural ability. and kids are actually pretty smart and agile. do you bot have toddlers? never seen them create contraptions to climb on? never heard of football prodigies in high school that were kicking ass since they started as little kids?
      and if they have a home trainer..as dianna is the princess...her mother is a queen...I'm a marine vet, hou dont think my toddler isnt starting to fight train and exercise along with me?
      my 12yr old is as ripped as most of the 15yr olds in the local high school and already knows how to care for himself. obstacle course was fun times for them. mainly cause it was fun for me so I made one in my yard.
      I dont train them perse, but I do make sure they dont just sit around doing nothing.
      so..add that idea to the princess of this magical heroine queendom.
      it's nottthat hard to just go along with

    • @anentirecroft
      @anentirecroft 3 роки тому +106

      @@agonleed3841 it’s not about her natural abilities,it’s about her mother not letting her train like an Amazon and Diana having to train behind her back as it was established in the first movie.

    • @jabathepegasus
      @jabathepegasus 3 роки тому +39

      @@agonleed3841 I think you misunderstand. In the first Wonder Woman movie, her mother shielded her from training because the more powerful she got, the sooner Ares would find her. She didn’t begin training until she was an adult.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 роки тому +4

      @@jabathepegasus I take it she was shielded from official training. In every movie about a young fighter, that ice ever seen, the young person found a way to train even if not officially.
      I am assuming a lot, ut I base that on EVERY movie I've ever watched with children being a fighter or advanced fighter.
      mostly every manga, kung fun movie, or show.
      I waa just saying I give it a pass based on that. I dont see it as unbelievable.
      I have to believe in magical lassos and gods and other things, so it's nowhere near a far leap to believe she just learned to train her already superhuman body in some way

  • @Cephalo_People
    @Cephalo_People 3 роки тому +728

    me: "a female character being in love is NOT an automatic sign of weakness!! You can have a love life and be a strong woman!"
    WW84: "are you sure about that?"

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 роки тому +70

      not being able to let go and move on is the weakness. not love

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 3 роки тому +52

      @@agonleed3841 The worst part is that they even acknowledge it by having Steve mention how ridiculous it is that she hasn't gotten over him.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 роки тому

      @@strahinjagov ouch dang

    • @thebeardedmouse7393
      @thebeardedmouse7393 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @who4440
      @who4440 3 роки тому +14

      And the fact how fast she moved on as her aunt died with whom she grew up makes it for me worser than it is

  • @exZell
    @exZell 3 роки тому +533

    " But Steve, you don't have a passport!"
    No, but the GUY HE'S POSSESSING has a passport!
    Seriously, it annoyed me how much they glossed over that they just bodysnatched this dude and fucked up his life...

    • @superjackster0165
      @superjackster0165 3 роки тому +78

      That’s why I think it was dumb for them to have Steve come back in his original body. It’s kinda pointless. With the exception of 2 scenes, the audience still sees Chris Pine as the character. Having Dianna say that Steve doesn’t have a passport practically implies that even the writers forgot about that whole thing

    • @Geotpf
      @Geotpf 3 роки тому +50

      @Robert Monroe Basically, Wonder Woman is a rapist in this movie. Isn't that what you want to see in a Wonder Woman movie, her using somebody sexually without their permission?

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 3 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @derbaba5266
      @derbaba5266 3 роки тому +2

      @Robert Monroe thats what you get if you dont involve snyder

    • @moriaman2696
      @moriaman2696 3 роки тому +9

      R a p e

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx 3 роки тому +1337

    "Renounce your wishes."
    Kids with recently cured cancer/resurrected parents: lmao no

    • @kylabacerdo2607
      @kylabacerdo2607 3 роки тому +152

      bruce wayne who have just wished for his parents to be alive: 👁👄👁

    • @SoldierSpiderx
      @SoldierSpiderx 3 роки тому +30

      @@kylabacerdo2607 lmao that even worse

    • @irish5662
      @irish5662 3 роки тому +55

      There is a legitimate criticism to be made for the movie, but this one always bothers me. They said in the movie that your wish comes with a consequence, like Diana loosing her powers the longer Steve is around. I guarantee that if starving people wished for food, they would have gotten E. Coli and died. They wish for their dead parents, they get zombies. etc.

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 3 роки тому +38

      What is someone wished for rape to end. Steve would be free and WonderWoman would be wished out of existence.

    • @amyj4283
      @amyj4283 3 роки тому +7

      @@irish5662
      This is explained to the audience. It doesn’t follow that the millions of people in the movie would also know what the audience knows. But I guess the magic lasso revealed “the truth” to everyone that made a wish. I’m not a comic books person, but I didn’t think that was its purpose: for Diana to reveal “the truth” to people. I’ve always seen it used to force others to truthfully tell what they know. Again, not a comics book person, so maybe that’s in the comics and or previous movie (which I found to be kinda boring and so didn’t pay too much attention)

  • @jsarine
    @jsarine 3 роки тому +3473

    This movie was 2020 in a nutshell: looked good leading up to it, but once you got into it, it was terribly disappointing and you wished you had skipped it.

    • @itsaspen3999
      @itsaspen3999 3 роки тому +75

      That is the very definition lol

    • @THEMilesMorales
      @THEMilesMorales 3 роки тому +22

      13 hours i just got it

    • @owenchafer1083
      @owenchafer1083 3 роки тому +75

      Huh. I would have gone with: A flaming disaster that raises ethical and moral questions.

    • @Vickvineager
      @Vickvineager 3 роки тому +22

      @@THEMilesMorales they’re part of an elite click that gets to see the videos before the rest of us schlubs do.
      Also, every single goddamn movie in 2020 was unbearable to watch, let alone pay for. I’d rather wake up to a horse head in my bed then watch any current movie.

    • @kingchinson4899
      @kingchinson4899 3 роки тому +12

      You could say the same thing about mortal kombat

  • @reddoorstudios7103
    @reddoorstudios7103 3 роки тому +1727

    It’s like somebody pitched this movie as a joke then proceeded to go on vacation and when he came back they stared working in it

    • @eilishteague3552
      @eilishteague3552 3 роки тому +86

      Legend has it, it was the April fools joke taken too seriously.

    • @TraaaaaasshBooooaaaatttt
      @TraaaaaasshBooooaaaatttt 3 роки тому +10

      If you think about it though the story and plot is very much in line with what a comic written around that time would be like

    • @Operation_Bagel
      @Operation_Bagel 3 роки тому +53

      @@TraaaaaasshBooooaaaatttt A bad movie isn’t excused because it’s similar to the comics

    • @Yeetbloxian
      @Yeetbloxian 3 роки тому +8

      Ikr this video is better than the movie by a lot

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx 3 роки тому +15

      @@TraaaaaasshBooooaaaatttt
      but in the comics cheetah was smart and confident already before turning into cheetah. in this movie she becomes more confident and gets talked into becoming an animal mutant by a man that made out with her in a party to steal from her.

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados 3 роки тому +1293

    I dont know why but Pedro Pascals delivery of the line "Life is good, but it can be better." is just hilarious.

    • @DigitalHeliumJumper
      @DigitalHeliumJumper 3 роки тому +31

      because people made it a meme

    • @Shaznit
      @Shaznit 3 роки тому +46

      @@DigitalHeliumJumper no....he IS the meme

    • @jadenmckinney3489
      @jadenmckinney3489 3 роки тому +14

      It's a good meme lol, and wait...
      Isn't it a song?

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 3 роки тому +10

      @@jadenmckinney3489 His accent makes it really memey

    • @Allie734
      @Allie734 3 роки тому +19

      He got a bad role and he just made it the best he could

  • @HylianSith920
    @HylianSith920 3 роки тому +579

    "This also presumes EVERYONE would be wishing for something selfish" THANK you, people look at me like I'm crazy when I bring this plot hole up.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 3 роки тому +16

      No, you're being totally reasonable, it's just not very well established that Max doesn't grant every wish until the end, when his own son wanting his father back isn't granted.

    • @mosesmm5473
      @mosesmm5473 3 роки тому +5

      Trust me, everyone accept the writers and director for this movie thought of that.

    • @ogbutlikeohgee7563
      @ogbutlikeohgee7563 3 роки тому +8

      Some old man wished for a farm. That isn’t really selfish

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +2

      @@ogbutlikeohgee7563 No he was clearly taking a a shortcut and it wasn't "tHE trUTH" god screw this sequel.

    • @estebanpineros9409
      @estebanpineros9409 3 роки тому +5

      True. This also implies that everyone inmediately also saw that the rest of the world was going to hell and that it was necessary for them to renounce their wishes, as if some guy chilling in his farm, content with life and who simply wished for happiness in his child's life would somehow undo that wish because someone told him to. There's also the other side of the spectrum, where some people saw the world collapsing, but would he too selfish to really care. I mean, if someone wished to be able to control the minds of others, is there really any chance that he would give up the power to dominate anyone because of a bit of looting (again, assuming they don't have a nuclear warhead coming straight at them and they know about it)? There's, like issaid in this movie, the problem of contradicting wishes: If two people wish to be the richest people in the world, what happens? Do their bank accounts just keep infinitely filling up, as the wish corrects for the other's fortune endlessly? As a final thought, Cheetah's loss has to have been the stupidest loss, because a moreality change that makes you indifferent to morality would have absolutely no repercussions for the person who made the wish, since no longer being humane also means you don't care about not being humane. If anything, I'd say she got the best deal of all, since the wish simultaneously gave her all she wanted, and made her incapable of feeling bad for anything she might lose, like the homeless guy's friendship, or whatever. Plus, the movie showed us that her life was hell, and that she was doomed to be mocked, ignored and mistreated every day of her life without her wish. With that kind of logic, all anyone can feel for her is sad, because she was honestly simply asking to be treated like a person by others, to not be stepped on by everyone she met.

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 3 роки тому +1708

    Handsome Man was the most sympathetic character, hands down! They even had him be nice to Diana at the end, without realising that she sexually assaulted him while her dead boyfriend possessed him.

  • @JackUpham
    @JackUpham 3 роки тому +492

    It is insane that Steve went from flying a WW1 fighter plane to a freaking fighter jet. My dad is a commercial pilot and he needs like 500 hours of training just to go from a CRJ-200 to a CRJ-300

    • @DonnaBrooks
      @DonnaBrooks 3 роки тому +48

      Yeah, that bugged the shit out of me. It's more like going from horse & buggies to driving a race car. They are entirely different modes of transportation. It's not just that one plane is more powerful than the other. It's just a ridiculous leap to make. I used to do aqua aerobics 20 years ago... I think I'll compete in the Olympics tonight.

    • @_cloudface_
      @_cloudface_ 3 роки тому +7

      😐 just to play devil's advocate: your dad needs to be legally certified as competent by doing that many hours and being tested and someone could probably "get the gist" in a much shorter period of time but yeah, not "no time at all to learn because I flew something 1000x less complicated"

    • @richardadams4928
      @richardadams4928 3 роки тому +8

      Oh, yes, this was the thing that bugged me most on initial viewing. There is no way in HELL Steve knows how to operate a JET ENGINE!!!

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 3 роки тому +643

    Also why isn't Steve freaking the hell out about the fireworks? The last thing he remembers is dying of an explosion in a plane, so you'd think flying directly into explosions... in a plane... might not be a fun time for him

    • @davidmcmahon4633
      @davidmcmahon4633 3 роки тому +38

      Dang! I totally missed that. Good memory there.

    • @seiya.power.awesome.inspire
      @seiya.power.awesome.inspire 3 роки тому +3

      @@davidmcmahon4633 Uh no, that's Tony Stark.😐

    • @DJPINK907
      @DJPINK907 3 роки тому

      SPOILERS FOR THIS MOVIE AND AVENGERS ENDGAME
      apparently they brought back chris pine and i know i was sad when he died in the first movie but he sacrificed himself and he was meant to die. Its just like tony stark in endgame. Everyone is sad that hes dead but he sacrificed himself and was meant to die which makes him and chris a good hero and it was disappointing that they brought him back in Wonder woman

    • @seiya.power.awesome.inspire
      @seiya.power.awesome.inspire 3 роки тому +3

      @@DJPINK907 Ah. I've already seen Infinity War and Endgame but this helps, thanks.😁

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 3 роки тому

      @@DJPINK907 you've obviously never read comic books. Rare is the hero who died, then got better at some convenient point in a later story. Hell, Superman died, then got better after a bath in murky water!

  • @joebobyjoe335
    @joebobyjoe335 3 роки тому +2517

    This movie needed about a 100000 more sins for the "renounce your wish" ending

    • @andrewshandle
      @andrewshandle 3 роки тому +151

      One per person on the planet.
      The logic used to defend this ending by people who somehow think this is a good ending to the movie is baffling. "Well, I would have renounced my wish because I wouldn't have trusted some random guy who told me to make the wish, but I would trust the woman's voice who told me to renounce it because she sounds like she knows what she's talking about".

    • @mbcommandnerd
      @mbcommandnerd 3 роки тому +29

      Be careful, that might break the sin counter...

    • @tristan465
      @tristan465 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah that part didn't make any sense and very stupid in my opinion

    • @themetalking7787
      @themetalking7787 3 роки тому +25

      There would be no way in hell i would renounce my wish.

    • @andrewshandle
      @andrewshandle 3 роки тому +72

      "I wished my son wouldn't die of cancer...so wait, I'm the bad guy now if I don't renounce it?"

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 3 роки тому +680

    Somewhere out there,
    Young Bruce Wayne wished to have his parents back.

    • @anujviswanathan7515
      @anujviswanathan7515 3 роки тому +29

      Oh shit XDDDDDDDDD

    • @RylanStorm
      @RylanStorm 3 роки тому +10

      Ouch

    • @theeloquentweiner7054
      @theeloquentweiner7054 3 роки тому +51

      That would explain why bruce is a murdering psychopath in bvs lol, he lost his parents twice.

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 3 роки тому +4

      Womp womp womp woooooooomp.

    • @DigiDestined13
      @DigiDestined13 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, but he would have also made the choice to renounce his wish because he's a hero.

  • @jesperjee
    @jesperjee 3 роки тому +184

    I feel like, if Max had WISHED for everyone to renounce their wish and the magnitude of that wish killed him, the movie would have been less ridiculous. Because there is no way everyone on earth would suddenly renounce their wishes.

    • @siriuspope3552
      @siriuspope3552 3 роки тому +15

      It would have made more sense, but that would have killed Max, and only a fool would kill a golden goose before he's made appearances in at least 3 more films building into a cinematic universe....

    • @dfny914
      @dfny914 3 роки тому +5

      I would never have renounced my wishes lol

    • @aondutta325
      @aondutta325 3 роки тому +2

      max cant make wishes he is the granter of wishes. Well yes he can take what he wants from other people but no one else can renounce everyones wish

    • @jesperjee
      @jesperjee 3 роки тому +5

      @@aondutta325 it’s all up to the script was my point. It would have made more sense

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette Рік тому +2

      Especially all the dead people. I mean, that woman that guy wished that would drop dead ain't renouncing her wish for him to get deported...😅

  • @josuegarro5437
    @josuegarro5437 3 роки тому +797

    The dream stone can materialize things out of nowhere when everyone wished for something, yet it can't just materialize Steve out of nowhere without taking another man's body

    • @Thomas-VA
      @Thomas-VA 3 роки тому +36

      Writers choose to write what they did, so probably says more about what they wanted then what would have been less troublesome.

    • @lisajenkins4416
      @lisajenkins4416 3 роки тому +48

      So does that mean that all the kids who wished their parents back got them in someone's else body.

    • @user-ns5zn1zl1z
      @user-ns5zn1zl1z 3 роки тому +5

      Im hoping it was because he is actually still alive elswhere. (That green lantern theory) she wished for the him she remembered to be alive so the stone made a kind of copy of him as she remembered him?

    • @josuegarro5437
      @josuegarro5437 3 роки тому +7

      @@user-ns5zn1zl1z I doubt the directors are really working as a connected universe anymore

    • @adrian72300
      @adrian72300 3 роки тому

      @@lisajenkins4416 Whoops!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +3802

    I've seen the full movie and he could've easily sinned so many more scenes if he wanted to.

  • @illCMAC
    @illCMAC 3 роки тому +843

    Best "He survived this" ever sin? 😆

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 3 роки тому +23

      For sure! Forget Wonder Woman's golden armour, most of these characters survive attacks that they realistically wouldn't thanks to Plot Armour!

    • @mochamatcha25
      @mochamatcha25 3 роки тому +20

      What da- 12 hrs ago?!

    • @thestarwarsbro5037
      @thestarwarsbro5037 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @somebody183
      @somebody183 3 роки тому +2

      12 hours ago ???????

    • @illCMAC
      @illCMAC 3 роки тому +3

      @Flash rex 7:24

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 3 роки тому +323

    The most unbelievable thing is that guys aren't constantly hitting on Barbara. Sure, she's clumsy and has low self-esteem, but what guy would be turned off by that when she's absolutely gorgeous?

    • @CountArtha
      @CountArtha 3 роки тому +54

      Plenty of guys zero in on girls with low self-esteem - especially the nerdy types who would work at the Humanities department of the Smithsonian.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 роки тому +5

      @@CountArtha in that atmosphere, her level of clumsiness is more going to be ridiculed. and she works al the time so less time to be hit on in the real world outside of that job

    • @patdog122482
      @patdog122482 3 роки тому +21

      Isn't that like almost *EVERY* CBM with a female villain though?!(Catwoman, Poison Ivy) & teen Rom-Coms(SHE'S ALL THAT, 10 THINGS) You literally switch glasses for contacts & take her bun/ponytail down, NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE LITERALLY said that out loud! I'm AMAZED Diana wasn't 'hiding' behind glasses & a pony-tail in any of these movies, YET!

    • @thevoicestoldmetoagain4627
      @thevoicestoldmetoagain4627 3 роки тому +5

      Its just plot device type of nonsense

    • @Priscabc
      @Priscabc 3 роки тому +14

      She's wearing glasses though. Everyone knows glasses make women instantly unattractive and can make a 10/10 be treated as a 0. That's how it works in real life, right? Because it sure dows in every single movie ever.

  • @dorkywarrior
    @dorkywarrior 3 роки тому +676

    Diana: "I dont have a TV."
    Cut to next scene where she has a secret room with 15 TVs

    • @harrisonbaylor1432
      @harrisonbaylor1432 3 роки тому +26

      @Sarah doesn’t matter, it means she lied which was the whole point of her character in this film as she is supposed to be the one who stands for truth. The whole point of the opening scene was to show how she learned that truth is what matters and to not lie. All she had to say was I guess I’ve just never seen you.

    • @shayliakara
      @shayliakara 3 роки тому +5

      @@harrisonbaylor1432 All superheroes must lie, to protect their secret ID. It is inherent.

    • @harrisonbaylor1432
      @harrisonbaylor1432 3 роки тому +7

      @@shayliakara not lying unless someone were to ask if she was Wonder Woman. Keeping silent is not the same as lying in this situation.

    • @adamkatt
      @adamkatt 3 роки тому +2

      beeoch was lying.

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 3 роки тому +1

      I think she can also send Max's ego and doesn't want to play up to it.

  • @dreonthetube24
    @dreonthetube24 3 роки тому +764

    The invisible jet deserved more sins. It's probably never used again because she couldn't find where she parked it after the events of this film.

    • @IsaacRizard
      @IsaacRizard 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO....😂😂😂

    • @henockabi318
      @henockabi318 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @uncannyvalley2350
      @uncannyvalley2350 3 роки тому +2

      Kept flying into birds 🐦

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +9

      Curiously, Captain Kirk and his crew ALSO had an invisible craft in 1984, but they remembered where they parked it. 'Cause, you know, Kirk actually said to everybody, "Remember where we parked".

    • @yunitayoeng6313
      @yunitayoeng6313 3 роки тому +6

      Invisible jet should not make u undetectable by radar because radar is used for thing we can't see.

  • @solidsnake4214
    @solidsnake4214 3 роки тому +2206

    “Everything wrong with WW84”
    *Plays the whole movie*

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 3 роки тому +76

      There was literally not one ghood part

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 3 роки тому +35

      Yes, aside from Pedro Pascal hamming it up, you could literally insert all 2 hours and 30 minutes in this video!

    • @rockargen9591
      @rockargen9591 3 роки тому +35

      "everything´s wrong with WW84"

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 3 роки тому +2

      @@ChineduOpara ok yea that was actually pretty cool

    • @acrohasatablespoon1408
      @acrohasatablespoon1408 3 роки тому +8

      @@ChineduOpara Admittedly, yeah, it was, unless you were sitting with the people in the event. You wouldn't see shit

  • @blackjaguar324
    @blackjaguar324 3 роки тому +111

    I'm surprised you didn't sin the part where Diana and Steve left that taxi driver stranded in the middle of a desert after buying his car. That taxi driver would likely die from extreme heat exhaustion, starvation, or dehydration thanks to them.

    • @meenaksi1082
      @meenaksi1082 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, Diana definitely made some dick-ish moves in this movie. Wishing Steve back for her own benefit and not caring that he is in someone else's body, leaving Barbara to walk at night (seconds after saving her from being raped/assaulted) instead of just walking the rest of the way with her, leaving that cab driver stranded...

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato Рік тому +4

      Holy sh*t I forgot about that!

    • @la_scrittice_vita
      @la_scrittice_vita 6 місяців тому

      This movie is beyond Cinema Sins abilities. Go find the efap.
      (Have a weekend and lots of snacks because they do both WW fiascos back to back.)

  • @edwarda.7864
    @edwarda.7864 3 роки тому +733

    You can not tell me that everybody in the entire world recanted there wish, I just can’t believe that.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 3 роки тому +23

      Totally, that's the most unbelievable thing. What if someone had wished for world peace, or for a loved one to come back to life?

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 3 роки тому +18

      @@trinaq Or what if someone wished for the Cough Cough to be gone?

    • @ifinallygotmyrent5511
      @ifinallygotmyrent5511 3 роки тому +22

      @@cintronproductions9430 or what if someone wished to be dead?

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 3 роки тому +9

      Max Lord renounced his wish of granting wishes, making all wish asked of him null & void.

    • @PoggoMcDawggo
      @PoggoMcDawggo 3 роки тому

      @@cintronproductions9430 Did the cougheffes exist in that universe? I didn't see anyone wearing a mask. Then again I was drunk while watching the movie so I probably missed it.

  • @ThenewTchannel
    @ThenewTchannel 3 роки тому +329

    "Life is good, but it can be better."
    "Holy s***! You're the Mandalorian!"
    I cracked up at this part

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato Рік тому +1

      This is the way, but the way can be better.

  • @themystery2787
    @themystery2787 3 роки тому +554

    The “life is good, but can be better” quote is now stuck in my head and won’t get out

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 3 роки тому +49

      Yep, say whatever you like about this movie, but Pedro Pascal absolutely owned his role, unashamedly giving his best Large Ham performance!

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +12

      This quote: 'your head is good... but it can be better'

    • @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457
      @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457 3 роки тому +5

      It is a virtue of life I say

    • @AlejandroLZuvic
      @AlejandroLZuvic 3 роки тому +20

      If there's anything in this movie that granted a sin removal, it's Pedro Pascal delivering that quote. He's that good.

    • @randallflagg3700
      @randallflagg3700 3 роки тому +7

      @@trinaq - Yep, he rocked. He was honestly the only thing that kept me invested in this movie, and I wanted to like WW84, I was wishing for it to be great sooo badly (T__T )
      And the impressive part is that the only thing in common Pedro Pascal's Max Lord had in common with the usual Maxwell
      (it's a bit complicated, as the character has had 2 major phases, first as a good guy, then a villain)
      is that he has nosebleeds when he uses his powers.
      Other than that... when it comes to live action, the Max Lords from Smallville and Supergirl were both more faithful to the villainous-era comic books Lord.
      And I still adore his character.
      I WISH someone would make a compilation of all his scenes from WW84. , and hopefully some deleted scenes too \o/

  • @andrewmarshall2075
    @andrewmarshall2075 3 роки тому +96

    "HOLY SHIT, YOURE THE MANDALORIAN!!" Is the best line reading I've seen today

    • @Kuolonen
      @Kuolonen 3 роки тому +2

      Also hands down best part of the movie.
      Cinemasins: *SIN*

  • @adriansdigitalbasement
    @adriansdigitalbasement 3 роки тому +2207

    There were so many bad moments you left out! Even 10 times the sin count would not match this movie's craptitude.

    • @egacide
      @egacide 3 роки тому +117

      didn't even sin her raping the guy too

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 3 роки тому +92

      @@egacide Yeah that most definitely was rape wasn't it, but it's a guy so no one cares. Don't you love the world we live in?

    • @multifandomharlot
      @multifandomharlot 3 роки тому +17

      @@egacide wait WHAT-- that happened?!

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 роки тому +8

      This film almost 3 hours long, like why?

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 3 роки тому +69

      @@multifandomharlot When Wonder Woman's boyfriend comes back he is in another man's body that he basically stole and they had sex.....using this other man's body without his consent.

  • @kaesardb
    @kaesardb 3 роки тому +497

    This movie deserves a bonus round of "We renounce how physics works"

    • @randygiles845
      @randygiles845 3 роки тому +9

      Are there any super hero movies that have utilized the laws of physics throughout?

    • @Willowy13
      @Willowy13 3 роки тому +6

      @@randygiles845 Nothing is as horrible as this movie.

    • @randygiles845
      @randygiles845 3 роки тому +4

      @@Willowy13 I'm jealous of your sheltered life where WW84 is the worst movie.

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 3 роки тому +2

      @@randygiles845 I think that was specifically targeted on the physics

    • @michaelthayer8577
      @michaelthayer8577 3 роки тому +4

      @Randy Giles and @Willowy13 shouldn't you two be looking up spells in the library with Oz and Xander so you can help Buffy stop the Master ?

  • @Soundwave_King1
    @Soundwave_King1 3 роки тому +192

    I really had high Hope's for this movie, but as soon as Steve started flying a plane from the 80s with fuel at a museum is when I started getting turned off. Also Diana wasn't allowed to train at this age in the first movie. Her mother didn't officially allow her to train until she was like 14, but in this her mother is totally fine with her being in a dangerous tournament

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +19

      Thanks for pointing out how much more bullshit that was.

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 роки тому +12

      I thought that!
      There's this big bruhahaha about her not training and then letting her train at 14 after being found out. Then this says she was in a freaking games at 7?!
      The games are the same as the training.
      They can't even keep to their own story.

    • @randallflagg3700
      @randallflagg3700 3 роки тому +3

      That wasn't a "dangerous tournament", more like our equivalent of a triathlon.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +1

      @@randallflagg3700 Yeah that shit is safe for a kid.

    • @harrylongabaugh7402
      @harrylongabaugh7402 3 роки тому +6

      @Latest Obsession the first one was a good movie. We hate the second one because it's a terrible movie.

  • @niranjanr8075
    @niranjanr8075 3 роки тому +143

    Seems Wonder Woman is bad at understanding technology
    She doesn’t know breaking cameras are pointless
    The plane that Steve and her hijacks needs fuel
    The fact that invisibility and radar are completely different things

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +8

      The woman does make you wonder, doesn't she.

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheRatsintheWalls electromagnetic waves and photons are not the same. The jet is not intangible as shown that they can sit on it. Meaning the waves will bounce off it and be sent back to the radar, making them trackable.

    • @Analysta654
      @Analysta654 3 роки тому +1

      @@HullsColby Exactly. This whole invisibility "power" over flying jets was written into the wonder woman comics in like the 1920's - the point being, I doubt the writers thought it through that much.

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 3 роки тому

      ​@@TheRatsintheWalls Oh, sorry that I didn't reply sooner. Well, even if they were really untrackable, I'm pretty sure being a complete void of nothingness inside the radar is not good either.
      The reason stealth aircrafts can be stealthy is because besides being outside the radar via altitude, they are also designed to be so. Being a big patch of nothingness in a 3d space would arouse suspicion.
      Unless there's also a fix to that.

    • @joergmitter83
      @joergmitter83 3 роки тому

      @@HullsColby -- but photons and em waves share physical properties - the duality nature of light dictates this ..

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 3 роки тому +214

    *Diana turns the plane invisible*
    Steve: I can't see the controls
    Diana: Oh sh-*BOOM*

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @coolidgedollar2154
      @coolidgedollar2154 3 роки тому +2

      Seriously, did the writers know what radar actually is?

    • @apurba4578
      @apurba4578 3 роки тому

      @@coolidgedollar2154 i think Diana's invisibility power also included the radar.

    • @coolidgedollar2154
      @coolidgedollar2154 3 роки тому +1

      @@apurba4578 But radar detects mass through electromagnetic waves -- nothing to do with visible stimuli. If the two characters are interacting with the plane and its controls even when invisible, then it must have mass; if it doesn't have mass, then they shouldn't be able to sit in and fly it. The writers were damned either way on this one.

    • @traiuslocke
      @traiuslocke 3 роки тому

      @@coolidgedollar2154 electromagnetic waves ARE light. While it is in a spectrum that the eyes can't see, it is exactly the same phenomena. The range of visible light is just a specific frequency/wavelength range of electromagnetic waves (light waves can be equally defined by frequency or wavelength as their velocity is fixed (speed of light) = [frequency]X[wavelength].
      Neither electromagnetic waves nor radar have anything to do with mass. Radar does work by electromagnetic waves though. As such, it might be invisible to radar, and since this the whole scene was magical nonsense, it would be a weird hill to die on

  • @robertanderson6929
    @robertanderson6929 3 роки тому +374

    I really wanted to see the cut scene where Handsome Man is staring at the huge wet spot on his bed and asking, "WTF happened here?" when the Secret Service and FBI kick his door down and arrest him for stealing a jet plane from the Smithsonian and breaking into the White House.

    • @TheHeadcanon
      @TheHeadcanon 3 роки тому +10

      😂 That would be hilarious

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +22

      Also, “Why did I spend a grand on Trojans?”

    • @arisucheddar3097
      @arisucheddar3097 3 роки тому +36

      "Why do I have vague recollections of being heterosexual?" Man wouldn't THAT have been a mess. Not that the lack of consent wasn't enough of a mess.

    • @robertanderson6929
      @robertanderson6929 3 роки тому +35

      @@arisucheddar3097 From the looks of _Handsome Man's_ wardrobe it is very likely he is gay. This would mean Diana not only forced him to have sex against his will but also against his nature. P.S. This movie was written and directed by a _feminist._

    • @mykodibear17
      @mykodibear17 3 роки тому +12

      @@robertanderson6929 "Feminist"

  • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
    @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 роки тому +298

    The moment where you realized that Transformers films (that had more screen time with humans) actually showed more action scenes than WW84

    • @ironhugo7918
      @ironhugo7918 3 роки тому +5

      Now you know its a bad movie XD

  • @samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319
    @samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319 3 роки тому +91

    CS: "Apparently her lasso can attach itself to the departing soul of her dead love, thus propelling her toward her destiny."
    ME: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead.

    • @micah4029
      @micah4029 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe she'll attach her lasso to your soul for the next swing.

    • @paulolsen2197
      @paulolsen2197 3 роки тому

      @@micah4029 does this belong to r/cursedcomments?

    • @micah4029
      @micah4029 3 роки тому

      @@paulolsen2197 With sincerity, I'm not sure if you're insulting me or not. I'm not Reddit-savvy.

  • @djsnobodycares6065
    @djsnobodycares6065 3 роки тому +146

    "He ate pop-tarts in bed. IN BED. Let him go!"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zom8680
    @zom8680 3 роки тому +143

    The jet / radar scene...
    "I can't explain right now"
    *proceeds to explain*

  • @nainvlys9852
    @nainvlys9852 3 роки тому +301

    " Renounce your wishes. " And what about people who asks to die and go to heaven ? Like they're chilling in heaven and some angels bring them back to earth so they can renounce their wish ? And most of all, I can't believe no one just joked in front of the TV saying " I wish the world explode " or something.

    • @rooftiger1
      @rooftiger1 3 роки тому +45

      Right?! that was my exact thought, like someone looking at max saying "wish he would just die."

    • @QuarioQuario54321
      @QuarioQuario54321 3 роки тому +29

      If Michael Bay directed this movie that would have happened

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 3 роки тому +17

      "I missed the part where that's my problem."
      **planet explodes**

    • @themimsy
      @themimsy 3 роки тому +11

      What about people who wished to die themselves? How can they renounce their wish?

  • @darylsandlin5871
    @darylsandlin5871 3 роки тому +9

    This guy cracks me up...so spot with great humor. This channel is needed for any bad day for instant smiles & laughs

  • @mrmacross
    @mrmacross 3 роки тому +413

    Wonder Woman: I don't own a TV.
    Also Wonder Woman: Let's go check out all my TVs and watch news from all around the world.

  • @mmm.3839
    @mmm.3839 3 роки тому +222

    Funny thing is that Diana was able to enjoy her wish (quite literally) while others enjoyed it for less than a minute 😂

    • @Anonneemuss
      @Anonneemuss 3 роки тому +35

      We really don't know how long Steve lasted in bed. Might well have been less than a minute.

  • @diasturien
    @diasturien 3 роки тому +283

    The moment she started "flying" by spinning her lasso my brain left the room.

    • @MattU4970
      @MattU4970 3 роки тому +18

      She saw saw Thor spin Mjolnir and then fly off, so she figured it would work with her lasso-- and it did! Hollyweird is so done.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 3 роки тому

      @@MattU4970 different comic book company.

    • @MattU4970
      @MattU4970 3 роки тому

      @@spvillano Oh I wasn't using the sarcastic voice; now you look foolish.

    • @LordOrwell
      @LordOrwell 3 роки тому +2

      i think you mistaked "catching lightning"

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 3 роки тому

      @@MattU4970 was thinking the same, but it's more like Thor combined with Spiderman.

  • @idkbalvan6303
    @idkbalvan6303 3 роки тому +100

    Barbara: Funny, all this reading has cured my eyesight somehow
    Me: Reading books was the reason I had to start wearing glasses

    • @idiosyncraticlawyer3400
      @idiosyncraticlawyer3400 3 роки тому +2

      Not true

    • @idkbalvan6303
      @idkbalvan6303 3 роки тому +1

      @@idiosyncraticlawyer3400 then you tell me the reason my eyesight is so bad

    • @idiosyncraticlawyer3400
      @idiosyncraticlawyer3400 3 роки тому +2

      @@idkbalvan6303 I don't know any details of your background to deduce that, but I do know that reading isn't the reason.

    • @idkbalvan6303
      @idkbalvan6303 3 роки тому +3

      @@idiosyncraticlawyer3400 How are you so sure? I dont to anything except reading, UA-cam and sometimes gaming.

    • @idiosyncraticlawyer3400
      @idiosyncraticlawyer3400 3 роки тому +1

      @@idkbalvan6303 How am I so sure? Reading, UA-cam, and sometimes gaming.

  • @loofsan8486
    @loofsan8486 3 роки тому +229

    Cinemasins is that one channel that you binge for weeks and then drop it only to come back later.

  • @willyboods5197
    @willyboods5197 3 роки тому +297

    You left out the biggest sin of all. In the first film, it’s a big deal that Diana was training in secrecy from her mother during her childhood, and now this film features her doing warrior triathlons in front of her mother
    Also also, Diana looks at the old pic of her and Chris Pine like it’s the last time she’s seen him and obviously it wasn’t if they spent time together in 1984

    • @NiNa-vs6hb
      @NiNa-vs6hb 3 роки тому +4

      They dont have a picture from 84' and he didn't look the same

    • @eduardogomez4275
      @eduardogomez4275 3 роки тому +1

      Also, not starting with "DC Comics" **ding**

    • @charlespuruncajas9663
      @charlespuruncajas9663 3 роки тому +2

      The better could be if WW84 took place in a Elseworld

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato Рік тому

      It's almost like they don't have a plan for a cinematic universe

  • @bromineandbarium8072
    @bromineandbarium8072 3 роки тому +384

    Are we going to ignore the fact that Steve and Diana flew a jet from DC to Cairo? they would most likely run out of fuel in the atlantic.

    • @WildDancer101
      @WildDancer101 3 роки тому +21

      That's what Film Theory talked about.

    • @bromineandbarium8072
      @bromineandbarium8072 3 роки тому +5

      @@WildDancer101 i know thats how i learned that

    • @BeforeMoviesSucked
      @BeforeMoviesSucked 3 роки тому +44

      Or that Steve, who flew a biplane wrapped in canvas, immediately knows how to fly a jet, instead of being stunned into silence for several hours after even learning the concept of what a jet intake engine is?

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 3 роки тому +48

      Or the fact that jet which supposed to be a museum display has a fuel on it? Also, when they're flying, all of the sudden it's 4th of July? What????

    • @Alex-nv7gk
      @Alex-nv7gk 3 роки тому +8

      The jet sequence was one of the biggest bullshit in the movie

  • @acecase4326
    @acecase4326 3 роки тому +20

    The second this movie started the "you can wish for anything (but we are supposed to turn it down because wish granting is selfish)" and the "revoke your wish" I turned to my sister and said what happened to the kids who wanted daddy to stop hurting them and mommy to come back. what about the hungry kids who wanted food or the sick kids who wanted to be better. what about them?

  • @clairem391
    @clairem391 3 роки тому +505

    Imagine is Barbra became a shark when she asked to become an apex predator. She would die, because she wouldn’t be able to breathe

    • @andrewmurray1550
      @andrewmurray1550 3 роки тому +14

      Well this is the WB universe.....anything outside the laws of physiology is possible.

    • @Anonneemuss
      @Anonneemuss 3 роки тому +45

      Haaaaave you met King Shark?

    • @Grabthar191
      @Grabthar191 3 роки тому +13

      Unless she was also magically transported to the ocean at the same time.

    • @zeobide
      @zeobide 3 роки тому +9

      I would remove over 9000 sins if they did this.

    • @storysurgeon5922
      @storysurgeon5922 3 роки тому +18

      the funny part is Cheetahs arent even Apex predators, so I don't know wtf they were doing there

  • @CoreyWE
    @CoreyWE 3 роки тому +224

    "I wanna be an apex predator."
    (Gets turned into a killer whale)

  • @billywilliams8378
    @billywilliams8378 3 роки тому +305

    Even cinema sins misses that Dianna only goes out with Barbara after learning about the magical item in her possession. Seems like Dianna like Max cared more about that than Barbara.

    • @andrewshandle
      @andrewshandle 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah, I noticed that too. They really made Diana a bad person in this movie...the script for this movie was so bad, this is why the WB needed to offer Feige a billion dollars to run the DCCU, whatever you think about the Marvel v. the DC movie wars, there is no way a script like this ever gets past an initial draft let alone makes it to film in Marvel.

    • @la_scrittice_vita
      @la_scrittice_vita 6 місяців тому +1

      The one thing this film gets right is that Diana is a terrible person. If it had stripped her of her powers and made her confront what little she is without those abilities she never earned or worked for, it could have been decent. But that would require a director and screenwriter with ability and recasting the lead.

  • @geraldguterres466
    @geraldguterres466 3 роки тому +42

    That “holy shit your the mandolorian” was the best

  • @jedisean88
    @jedisean88 3 роки тому +121

    So the one thing in this movie has gotten me curious - everyone had to renounce their wish in order for everything to go back to normal right? So...that guy who wished for a coffee at the start, did he renounce his wish? If he did, will the coffee just vanish leaving him still thirsty? And if he doesn't, is the world doomed - just from a cup of coffee?

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato Рік тому +1

      And this time on How it Should Have Ended

  • @theautisticever
    @theautisticever 3 роки тому +49

    that "i'll always love you Diana no matter where I am" literally made my entire family burst out laughing. why did he say that in the background offscreen after she left?

  • @mykaelnyx8821
    @mykaelnyx8821 3 роки тому +229

    Here's the sin you missed, if Max Lord renounces his wish, wouldn't all the other wishes that have been granted since he got his wish granted being null and void? Because the wishes were made through him. And if he can no longer Grant the wishes, anything he would have granted would automatically vanish

    • @rokeYouuer
      @rokeYouuer 3 роки тому +37

      That's not a sin - that's the literal only explanation for how every wish disappeared. It's nice to show people renouncing their wishes, but if they refused too, it would be taken away anyway.

    • @mykaelnyx8821
      @mykaelnyx8821 3 роки тому +12

      @@rokeYouuer I would like to think so as well, but you know the way they do movies. The world will still be destroyed because ONE kid didn't give up their wish to have that teddy bear! LOL

    • @mikehu2451
      @mikehu2451 3 роки тому +10

      @@rokeYouuer which means it's still a sin. Since the wishes would vanish anyway that entire scene of Diana convincing the world(which is absurd already) is pointless. All she needed was for max to renounce his.

    • @rokeYouuer
      @rokeYouuer 3 роки тому +2

      @@mikehu2451 Yeah, the entire movie was feel-good drivel.

    • @danwatkins3044
      @danwatkins3044 3 роки тому

      Did you mean Null and void

  • @GiantPetRat
    @GiantPetRat 3 роки тому +12

    I'm a vegan, and 7:17 made me laugh so hard that I spit all over the cellphone screen and my mom (who was sitting next to me) told me to pipe down already.

  • @noman6041
    @noman6041 3 роки тому +169

    Instead of everyone renouncing their wishes, couldn't someone just have made the wish 'I wish for ALL the wishes to be undone?'

    • @irish5662
      @irish5662 3 роки тому +7

      That's kinda what happened. After Max Lord renounced his wish to be the stone itself all of the wishes he granted up to that point were annulled.

    • @SlevinCCX
      @SlevinCCX 3 роки тому +22

      @@irish5662 No where is that in the movie, but if it helps make one of the worst movies of the last 20 years slightly better, I guess we can make believe.

    • @irish5662
      @irish5662 3 роки тому +4

      @@SlevinCCX They said if you destroy the stone the wishes in turn are undone. When he renounced his own wish to be the stone, the stone was in a sense 'destroyed' and therefore the wishes are undone.
      Also, while the movie is not particularly good, it does not rank among the worst movies of the last 20 years. Not even close. That would put it among Last Airbender and the Happening. It's a bad movie but has its' moments. The other two are cringe from beginning to end.

    • @SlevinCCX
      @SlevinCCX 3 роки тому +2

      @@irish5662 "When he renounced his own wish to be the stone, the stone was in a sense 'destroyed' and therefore the wishes are undone." According to you, not the movie.

    • @irish5662
      @irish5662 3 роки тому

      @@SlevinCCX We both saw him renounce his wish and heard them say that if you destroy the stone you undo the wishes so actually it is according to the movie.

  • @JayCork
    @JayCork 3 роки тому +295

    "No one is more or less valuable based on their footwear choices"
    "Wonder woman fights in wedges??? WEDGES???"

    • @alphacat77
      @alphacat77 3 роки тому +19

      Value vs practicality

    • @alaska4939
      @alaska4939 3 роки тому +12

      It’s so she looks taller. See all the other female superheroes who wear heels so not to look so short next to the men. Black Widow, that blue chick from Guardians of the Galaxy, and Black Canary.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 3 роки тому

      She’s always fought in wedges in all the movies

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 3 роки тому +205

    Gonna add one more sin for the movie showing a normal Barbara having apparently also renounced her wish, which she _so would not do._

    • @willhiggins9563
      @willhiggins9563 3 роки тому +2

      Orphans getting either zombie parents for abusive parents.
      Becoming a super powers monster.
      And cures cancer patients also suffer some kind of consequence. The Stone takes something with every wish. Max was only being kept a live because he was taking the health of life force of other people making wishes.

    • @TheCrazyfighter19
      @TheCrazyfighter19 3 роки тому

      I don’t think she did though. I think when Maxwell lord denounced his wish of being the stone it only removed the Cheetah part of her. But she still met her wish of wanting to be more like Diana

  • @azultarmizi
    @azultarmizi 3 роки тому +22

    Best part: Lasso of Truth suddenly changes to Lasso of Lies

  • @flippinjimmy8677
    @flippinjimmy8677 3 роки тому +216

    That "everybody recanting their wishes" climax alone deserved a 1000 sins.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +10

      I would have said a sin for every probable person on the globe that would not/ could not do it, or had no way of knowing they should.

    • @tristandimitrijev3195
      @tristandimitrijev3195 3 роки тому

      Exmahina

    • @BishtrainerTai16
      @BishtrainerTai16 3 роки тому +1

      Its implied that everyone who recanted their wish was being compelled by the lasso of truth via Max.

    • @kongmengyang1098
      @kongmengyang1098 3 роки тому

      There are billions of people on the Earth.
      Wow, you're full of fun trivia tonight!

  • @Helloworld-ss5uv
    @Helloworld-ss5uv 3 роки тому +101

    16:37 They thought they could get away with having The Mandalorian himself in the same scene as the “Star Wars” name-drop. Dang it Warner Bros, STAY IN YOUR LANE!

  • @zillennialj8125
    @zillennialj8125 3 роки тому +66

    “He ate pop tarts in bed, IN BED. Let him go.” 🤣

  • @Adox28
    @Adox28 3 роки тому +16

    this movie was one of those movies where your just left with nothing but confusion over how the movie ended up being so bad, with the first one being really good.

  • @RossM3838
    @RossM3838 3 роки тому +237

    We learned from pitch meetings just how soft and squishy cars are.

    • @bargoladexterjay5424
      @bargoladexterjay5424 3 роки тому +12

      @@ChineduOpara Whoops!

    • @horridhenry8342
      @horridhenry8342 3 роки тому +8

      @@bargoladexterjay5424 whoopsie

    • @Rio-so5kx
      @Rio-so5kx 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 3 роки тому +9

      Surviving a 100- foot fall onto a metal and glass car is super-easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 3 роки тому

      Well, they're all soft and squishy when you're driving a tank.

  • @alfiona7951
    @alfiona7951 3 роки тому +118

    The "renouncing your wish" scene is similar to "...and everybody clapped" scenes. It was so cheesy I-

  • @randomnerdythings9094
    @randomnerdythings9094 3 роки тому +61

    Somewhere in Gotham City, Bruce Wayne briefly gets his parents back only to need to immediately renounce his wish lol

    • @jasonpeacock9735
      @jasonpeacock9735 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah, but Martha Wayne came back possessing Alfred’s body and it was all super weird.

  • @josephine4s
    @josephine4s 3 роки тому +9

    The guy managing to steal the gem while making out with Barbara was super ridiculous! When watching the movie with my dad, I said "What, is he going to put it in his pocket?! She'll say 'are you happy to see me, or are you trying to STEAL MY GIANT ROCK!' "

  • @callofdutywarzone9709
    @callofdutywarzone9709 3 роки тому +149

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate this mans work and consistency 🙏

    • @thomaspiccoli2931
      @thomaspiccoli2931 3 роки тому +12

      Their whole team is amazing

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 3 роки тому +10

      Totally, he watches problematic Superhero sequels so that we don't have to!

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +3

      'Hardworking and consist enjoyable content'
      *-5 sins*

    • @Artofficial1986
      @Artofficial1986 3 роки тому +3

      More than one person making theae

    • @callofdutywarzone9709
      @callofdutywarzone9709 3 роки тому +1

      @@Artofficial1986 I do know that

  • @karlgrant9923
    @karlgrant9923 3 роки тому +154

    "She's wearing wedges, the stupid heels ever to be created. And we're supposed to let her save us"
    1 Min later
    "No one is more or less valuable based on their footwear choice"

    • @Statalyzer
      @Statalyzer 3 роки тому +17

      It's not about value, but about efficiency in fighting.

    • @kevinmccoy3653
      @kevinmccoy3653 3 роки тому

      I have a pair of suede Bruno Magli chukka boots, so- yes, I AM more valuable than others based on footwear. So there!

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 роки тому +1

      @@kevinmccoy3653 And you, sir, win this week's "Well, La Di Dah" award.

    • @sammiepittman3130
      @sammiepittman3130 3 роки тому +4

      I think he meant valuable as a human being….Not valuable in fighting

  • @linccoleman703
    @linccoleman703 3 роки тому +117

    “Would you like to see my futon”
    “When Chris pine says this it is sexy, but when I say it it is creepy and they revoke my library card”
    That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

  • @HonestJohn_01.19
    @HonestJohn_01.19 Рік тому +2

    This may just be the most LEGITIMATE Cinema Sins you've ever done. And I'm all for it.

  • @exusiai
    @exusiai 3 роки тому +93

    I also like how Pedro is playing this part as if it was written for Nathan Fillion

    • @ProCoderIO
      @ProCoderIO 3 роки тому +18

      That’s it!!! Couldn’t put my finger on it.

  • @SK-ww7ud
    @SK-ww7ud 3 роки тому +74

    Credit to Pedro Pascal he did a good job with what he was given. I'd like to see him in some comedic roles in better movies

  • @Es-Pea
    @Es-Pea 3 роки тому +50

    "I hope you have something nice to wear..."
    MAX SURVIVES THIS!
    This just cracked me up 😂

  • @rbswords2353
    @rbswords2353 3 роки тому +8

    Well there's also showing Barbara seeing her new abilities but barely experimenting with them.Electro in ASM 2 when he debuted got more screen time and wasn't limited to just one scene in the movie.

  • @Starvin-Marvin
    @Starvin-Marvin 3 роки тому +269

    What is it called when you have physical relations with someone’s body when they’re unconscious and unable to consent? Cause that’s what Wonder Woman did to that random guy who Steve Trever sent to the sunken place.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +93

      That’s rape my friend, but since it’s a beautiful woman doing to a man who is possessed by the dude she loves, a lot of people were okay with it. Were the genders reversed, the outcry would be more huge.

    • @blackjaguar324
      @blackjaguar324 3 роки тому +35

      Imagine if she ends up being pregnant with his baby and he would have to pay child support even though he has absolutely no memory of any physical relations with her.

  • @davidblack9071
    @davidblack9071 3 роки тому +83

    Cinema Sins: Wonder Woman is in wedges, what is she a Karen.
    Also Cinema Sins: Barbra your shoes don’t determine your worth.

  • @Vigilante8841
    @Vigilante8841 3 роки тому +45

    "Her lasso attached itself to the departing soul of her dead love, thus propelling her toward her destiny."
    Why does that sound like something you'd want to hear in Soul Calibur?

  • @IamNotMeButWhoAreYou
    @IamNotMeButWhoAreYou 3 роки тому +7

    We all knew that already as children that if you have 1 wish that one wish is that "I can have an unlimited amount of wishes that shall come true."

  • @northwind2538
    @northwind2538 3 роки тому +95

    "Oh, I don't have a tv." "Vegans!" LMAO that may just be my favorite joke you've ever made.

  • @talkman950
    @talkman950 3 роки тому +108

    My favorite part about this movie was when the people were renounceing there wishes as. The movie showed a clip of a factory smog going back into the pipes, what blaster looks at a factory and wishes “man it would be cool if factory’s emitted more carbon emissions, yeah.... now that’s epic”

    • @calebyoung1018
      @calebyoung1018 3 роки тому +2

      genius

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 3 роки тому

      I don't know if I could with for anything I would wish for more black smoke but I am also a b##ch
      Ofcourse I would not renounce my wish for more smog either because again am b##ch.

  • @phenomenalone1737
    @phenomenalone1737 3 роки тому +30

    Imagine waking up from a coma and being told some random woman had her way with your body but it's okay because you were unconscious. Sounds like rape? That's because it is. That's exactly what Wonder Woman did in this movie.

    • @superjackster0165
      @superjackster0165 3 роки тому +9

      The whole thing of Steve coming back in another body was so dumb and had absolutely zero story relevance. It’s not even used as a running gag or anything. Throughout the whole movie, with the exception of 2 scenes, the audience still sees Chris Pine as the character. If the wishing rock had brought Steve back in his original body, nothing about the story would’ve changed

    • @ImaLooker9
      @ImaLooker9 3 роки тому +4

      It is rape. People are just excusing it because it's a man assaulted by an attractive woman.

  • @kaitay9707
    @kaitay9707 3 роки тому +18

    another sin: why is the "ancient armour" still in perfect condition after apparently being bashed by an army of vikings?

    • @simonwyzik8661
      @simonwyzik8661 3 роки тому

      @Jerry Graham I doubt a single female/cat hybrid is stronger than a Viking. Sure she has superpowers but Have you seen a Viking?

  • @DJColdCutz_
    @DJColdCutz_ 3 роки тому +319

    Most unbelievable part of the whole movie is Gal Gadot walking into the party wearing that white dress and getting basically ignored, followed by Kristen Wiig walking in and getting drooled all over.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 3 роки тому +76

      Remind me of Snow White and The Hunstman when Kristen Stewart is somehow way hotter than Charlize Theron

    • @bLuGhOsT_
      @bLuGhOsT_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@margarethmichelina5146 Kristen Stewart anyday

    • @Awestefeld6612
      @Awestefeld6612 3 роки тому +2

      It was her wish to be sexy.

    • @Jrseydevil
      @Jrseydevil 3 роки тому +17

      This movie was such a let down. The first one was fun (albeit a little "woke"), the story wasn't great but atleast made some sort of sense, and the acting w as a little bad, but still it was a fun movie. But this movie wasn't fun. It wasn't funny. There was no good acting. The story made zero sense. The "fighting" looked like a couple middle schoolers slap fighting in transformers cosplay. The cinematography was just BAD. This movie was just so bad.

    • @DJColdCutz_
      @DJColdCutz_ 3 роки тому +5

      @@Jrseydevil first movie was by far the best dceu movie they’ve made. This one was really really bad, but hilariously, I still have it as my third fav dceu movie behind shazam, because the rest of the movies were such heaping piles of garbage lol.

  • @matty_c
    @matty_c 3 роки тому +80

    I believe the title you were going for was “Everything’s Wrong with Wonder Woman 1984”

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 3 роки тому +50

    In every action scene, Wonder Woman looks like the different colored object that gets interacted with in the middle of the same colored background in old cartoons.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +1

      Ah, the green lantern suit.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 роки тому

      @@insaincaldo it wasn't as bad as this and tbh i liked the suit

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому

      @@ninjanibba4259 It looks cropped in via windows paint and in the scenes where everything is CG the problem is his face. You can like it all you want, but if the artist in charge was payed more then 5$/hour he was over payed.

  • @aerocard4831
    @aerocard4831 3 роки тому +9

    You should have added at least ten sins for that plane stealing scene. There was so much wrong with it, I probably couldn't list it on my hands.

  • @tacocell4542
    @tacocell4542 3 роки тому +30

    I think Diana’s most important thing being her powers was kinda shallow, and was just a workaround to Steve being her most important thing

  • @TheKebTsegayePodcast
    @TheKebTsegayePodcast 3 роки тому +70

    The sin about the 2 kids Wonder Woman saved having internal injury lol priceless

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +7

      The greater sin is that they’re clearly dolls.

    • @TheKebTsegayePodcast
      @TheKebTsegayePodcast 3 роки тому +5

      @@li-limandragon9287 IKR. That took me out of the movie like we all can tell she is holding a mannequin.

    • @Sofie2734
      @Sofie2734 3 роки тому +3

      @Robert Monroe it’s... literally conservative propaganda? It’s pro israeli and ignores that while Gal Gadot was serving in the IDF she murdered two Palestinian children. Conservatives are notoriously pro Israel

  • @QuarioQuario54321
    @QuarioQuario54321 3 роки тому +122

    Something they missed : when they board the Washington metro there are signs pointing to the silver line, which didn’t exist until 2014

    • @WJonesK_S
      @WJonesK_S 3 роки тому +4

      Which is extra stupid because that station has different platforms for different pairs of lines. Like they could've focused on the green and yellow platform without showing the silver line at all.

    • @QuarioQuario54321
      @QuarioQuario54321 3 роки тому +7

      @@WJonesK_S Well the green line didn’t exist until sometime in the early 1990s

    • @nickolaiproblem
      @nickolaiproblem 3 роки тому +8

      Are we forgetting the fact that Chris pine character was shocked to learn about metro transit. Something thats been around since earlier 20th century.

    • @xxxtkvxxx
      @xxxtkvxxx 3 роки тому +5

      There’s also a kid wearing a Cro Mags tshirt in the mall for an album that didnt come out til years later.

    • @WJonesK_S
      @WJonesK_S 3 роки тому +1

      @@QuarioQuario54321 Good point. The whole thing's an anachronism then.

  • @ASCENDER
    @ASCENDER 3 роки тому +4

    I've been waiting for this. *grabs popcorn*

  • @sjsuismylife
    @sjsuismylife 3 роки тому +18

    You crammed It all into 20 minutes? Applause sir.

  • @joshualodico7835
    @joshualodico7835 3 роки тому +32

    Also, like a child, Steve asks what the fireworks were, even though they were invented in like 900 AD.

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 3 роки тому +1

      Also also, Steve, a WWI pilot, would probably have some serious PTSD from anti-aircraft fire. He wouldn't go UwU seeing and hearing fireworks explode all around his plane.

  • @georgeparker8198
    @georgeparker8198 3 роки тому +96

    Imagine you could use the wishing stone in this movie to wish that they never made this movie.

    • @jasonsabbath6996
      @jasonsabbath6996 3 роки тому +6

      I'd wish they had made it way better! The first one was great, but this was possibly the worst DC movie yet, and that's saying something.

    • @georgeparker8198
      @georgeparker8198 3 роки тому +1

      @@jasonsabbath6996 facts, the First Wonder Woman is the best DCEU movie and WW84 is the worst, that's wild

    • @irish5662
      @irish5662 3 роки тому

      @@georgeparker8198 You: "WW84 is the worst"
      Suicide Squad: "Hold my beer"

    • @irish5662
      @irish5662 3 роки тому +1

      @@georgeparker8198 Also; "First Wonder Woman is the best DCEU"
      Snyder Cut: "Hold my Darkseid"

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 3 роки тому +2

      @@irish5662 Oh hell no.
      All your Synder Movies and Wonder Woman and Aquamans will never reach "Joker" levels.
      Joker curb stomped all those in comparison.

  • @Remythechef
    @Remythechef Рік тому +2

    Diana in the first film: I’m a strong, competent woman.
    Diana in this film: MAH MAN IS DEAD.