Everything Wrong With Constantine In Chain Smoking Minutes

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  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 4 роки тому +2019

    Extremely underrated movie. Peter Stormare as Lucifer was epic, best Satan performance since Viggo Mortensen in The Prophecy.

    • @wulozhiro6009
      @wulozhiro6009 4 роки тому +4

      Werd!

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 роки тому +1

      Joshua Baratheon ua-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5b/v-deo.html

    • @ralph0149
      @ralph0149 4 роки тому +10

      Christopher Walken was good in that one.

    • @peter-radiantpipes2800
      @peter-radiantpipes2800 4 роки тому +2

      Totally agree!! Thought same thing about Stormare

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah, I'm sure Satan bought this movie in blue ray just to watch his performance

  • @FinalSeraphLeo
    @FinalSeraphLeo 4 роки тому +3786

    I love this movie, but I literally just learned this movie had an end credits scene

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 4 роки тому +774

    I don't care what you say.
    This movie kicked ass in '05 and it kicks ass now

    • @taylorglover73
      @taylorglover73 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 4 роки тому +6

      Exactly!

    • @Matt771
      @Matt771 4 роки тому +9

      @@__The_Real_V__ more i watch this channel videos the more i realize he talk bs for sins and in many ways i desagre. its 2020 and he sin moveis from >2k10

    • @prestonpierce6360
      @prestonpierce6360 4 роки тому +2

      @@Matt771 what about oceans 8 that came put last year

    • @kylevalentine5431
      @kylevalentine5431 4 роки тому

      THANK YOUUU

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +576

    This film is very underrated no doubt, Stormare and Keanu's acting were phenomenal.

  • @aklosterboer
    @aklosterboer 4 роки тому +606

    I've been watching CinemaSins long enough to know the tub scene is impossible to go without sin, no matter how it was filmed.
    Isabel brings her own bathing suit - CinemaSins: How convenient that she brings a bathing suit with her EVERYWHERE she goes.
    Isabel enters the bathroom wearing a bathing suit - CinemaSins: And John just happens to have a spare bathing suit lying around his creepy bachelor's pad that just so happens to fit Isabel's perfectly.
    Isabel and John leave to get a bathing suit from Walmart - CinemaSins: Movie has time for this.
    I think CinemaSins just just pissy because they didn't get to see Rachel Weisz in a bathing suit.

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 4 роки тому +28

      Spot on!! 😂

    • @DlfnGrl68
      @DlfnGrl68 4 роки тому +25

      She could've at least stripped to her bra & panties!! I LOVE that CS thought the same as me with the shoes tho!! Like FR FR it takes forever for sneakers to dry out, wtf wouldn't u take them off?!?!

    • @jeromed.8433
      @jeromed.8433 4 роки тому +1

      Seems legit.

    • @TheMoose126
      @TheMoose126 4 роки тому +4

      Just watch Enemy at the Gates. Theres a scene where she flashes her ass

    • @aklosterboer
      @aklosterboer 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheMoose126 Enemy at the Gates is a great movie with one of the most uncomfortable to watch sex scenes in movie history.

  • @Patriiiiick
    @Patriiiiick 4 роки тому +351

    I've always had a soft spot for this film. Still think it's pretty great.

    • @tjlanglois1989
      @tjlanglois1989 4 роки тому +9

      Best DC movie to date.

    • @hobyboy07
      @hobyboy07 4 роки тому +1

      @@tjlanglois1989 Them fighting words. hahaha
      No, but seriously. The movie was okay, but definitely not the best.

    • @tjlanglois1989
      @tjlanglois1989 4 роки тому +4

      As far as accuracy and performance to the comics, Constantine is the best.
      Plus all the other movies have horrendous plot holes and contrivances.

  • @nikos731
    @nikos731 4 роки тому +1102

    Not removing sins for Peter Stormare's performance as Lucifer is a sin.

    • @ritiksharma1263
      @ritiksharma1263 4 роки тому +60

      It is a cardinal sin. And they should be dammed to hell. And see the satan themselves. (Played by Peter Stormare)

    • @neonsvampen1
      @neonsvampen1 4 роки тому +6

      Indeed proud swede

    • @evilallensmithee
      @evilallensmithee 4 роки тому +19

      They should have tried to remove a sin but the counter keeps adding them. You know because his Devil is that “good” at being evil.

    • @TheCoolerChannel
      @TheCoolerChannel 4 роки тому

      Allen Smithee that would’ve been a nice touch

    • @gearreallydoesntmatter
      @gearreallydoesntmatter 4 роки тому +24

      One of my favorites mostly because I have a DVD copy signed by Peter Stormare (interviewed him for radio at the time).
      He was super excited about me liking that particular movie and told me about a sequel where he would play both God and Lucifer. Dressed in black and polished as God and as he where in white for Lucifer. This was maybe 10 years ago.

  • @bisexualbitch7335
    @bisexualbitch7335 4 роки тому +846

    I recently watched this with my dad and he said this was the longest anti-smoking commercial he has ever seen😂

    • @777gnom
      @777gnom 4 роки тому +3

      Real Rebecca here

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 4 роки тому +19

      Honestly, I had the same reaction when I rewatched it last year😂 I watched it with my family and I made a comment at the end when he takes out the pack gum, " *gasp* Well now he'll just die diabetes!" We were all laughing our asses off🤣

    • @NightlyDaymare13
      @NightlyDaymare13 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 роки тому +1

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    • @NightlyDaymare13
      @NightlyDaymare13 4 роки тому +14

      @@attactontitan so you use this opportunity to tell us about your mixtape? Please, passenger seat soundcloud artist, do go on.

  • @eternyti
    @eternyti 4 роки тому +148

    11:48 Mammon didn't kill Chas, Gabriel did. As literally shown when John demands the invisible entity to show itself, then forces it to with the symbols on his arms, and exposes Gabriel that pins him down.

    • @Woody-nc1ru
      @Woody-nc1ru 3 роки тому +5

      Ha!! That's what I thought too.

  • @Sawika56
    @Sawika56 4 роки тому +285

    I was so shunned for loving this movie, it is actually refreshing to see in comments that there are many more who enjoyed it as much :)

    • @eliselianaboyd2547
      @eliselianaboyd2547 4 роки тому +3

      If you like this movie, well good for you! You like what you like, but I've been reading Constantin comics for 17 years or more, and for me and other Constantin fans,this movie really, really, really sucks! It's nothing like what the character is like in the comics. He's a real dick and a great con man,and he's played the great con on almost everyone. He's a great character, not a hero, he tries to do good things but they never really works out that well for anyone. This movie could have been way better than it was. The tv was good. You show look that up. You may like it.

    • @Sawika56
      @Sawika56 4 роки тому +3

      Since I didn't read comics I probably don't have the same perception or idea how he should have been presented in movie - I guess that's why enjoyed movie so much. I watched tv show as well and enjoyed it very very much, too bad it didn't get more seasons, just this silly cameo in Arrow. Obviously transition from different media to the movie or tv show can butcher many things. :c
      Thank you for explaing in depth how Constantine was presented originaly! 🖤

    • @eliselianaboyd2547
      @eliselianaboyd2547 4 роки тому

      @Jeff Bridger couldn't agree with you more. The tv show wasn't great but the actor was great. Only wished that he was in a better show. But you should check it out if you haven't seen it. And the DCU animated film of Constantin is fantastic. City of angels is the name, I think. It's worth the money.

    • @thejordyoshi
      @thejordyoshi 4 роки тому +4

      As someone who has read the comics, I’d say this is exactly what I’d expect of a 2000’s era Hollywood version of the character. It does an alright job of taking plot elements from one of his greatest stories and abridging them to fit a film.

    • @jeromed.8433
      @jeromed.8433 4 роки тому +1

      @@eliselianaboyd2547 I enjoyed the TV show quite a bit. This one was bland and cookie-cutter - skipping over many elements that required better exploration.
      The show had time. Chad Kramer kind of mattered. Constantine was a selfish dick, but he tried and sometimes kind of succeeded.
      Ok, and I'll admit that the hand-on-fire-in-an-alleyway was a really good shot.
      But most importantly, the TV showcased the character in a way this movie never did.
      FYI, I have not read the comics. I just have an appreciation for unique and stylized characters.

  • @Deftonesdsm
    @Deftonesdsm 4 роки тому +395

    I actually thought this movie should have got more support. I thought it was pretty good for comic movie on such an odd character.

    • @Deftonesdsm
      @Deftonesdsm 4 роки тому +19

      @@10tailedbijuu obviously but for a studio movie they did a pretty good job. Granted the main character's personality is changed but overall i think its pretty good. Never easy with religous stuff and comics to make sense

    • @jetpackblues9193
      @jetpackblues9193 4 роки тому +6

      @@Deftonesdsm It wasn't a bad movie, but it had little to nothing to do with the comics, which is always a downer.

    • @Deftonesdsm
      @Deftonesdsm 4 роки тому +5

      @@jetpackblues9193 yeah like most adaptations they change stuff tp make a film amd change stuff because executives are idiots. But hey definitely could have been A LOT worse

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 роки тому +1

      I thought it was pretty basass.✌

    • @jetpackblues9193
      @jetpackblues9193 4 роки тому +2

      @@Deftonesdsm Yeah, it's definitely not the worst DC movie out there

  • @kevinschneider6849
    @kevinschneider6849 4 роки тому +397

    I really expected a sin off for John flipping of the Devil while rising up to heaven....

    • @mistertaktvoll
      @mistertaktvoll 4 роки тому +7

      Kevin Schneider +1

    • @Toa_13
      @Toa_13 4 роки тому

      Kevin Schneider 🥳

    • @braxtonking
      @braxtonking 4 роки тому

      For real that shit was legit

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 3 роки тому

      That's why God let Satan grab John back. Pride because John thought he was the reason for his going to Heaven.

  • @Timasion
    @Timasion 4 роки тому +401

    Despite it's flaws, I like this film. It's entertaining and has a reasonably good story.

    • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
      @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 4 роки тому +11

      Agreed.

    • @ryangraham2459
      @ryangraham2459 4 роки тому +7

      Aye!

    • @ewoodley82
      @ewoodley82 4 роки тому +19

      My favorite DC movie. Even over the Michael Keaton Batman movie. And Keanu has been canonized as a version of Constantine in the comics and, and is willing to reprise the role. I hope they give him the chance..... but with a director that knows how to work with him. He was pretty wooden in parts of this movie, but with the right director, he is damn good in his role.

    • @NoizyInSeattle
      @NoizyInSeattle 4 роки тому +1

      I wish the Heironymous Bosch Hell scene were longer.

    • @NoizyInSeattle
      @NoizyInSeattle 4 роки тому

      @Anonymous Anonymous I actually liked "A Walk In the Clouds."

  • @brandondaniels2027
    @brandondaniels2027 4 роки тому +812

    Bruh Lucifer wasn't negotiating. He was gloating from finally getting his soul. Yes i understand you have to be nitpicky but come on. His performance as Lucifer was pure gold

    • @ayayayseba
      @ayayayseba 4 роки тому +37

      best lucifer ive seen

    • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
      @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 4 роки тому +12

      Great he was as him. Such a quirky actor.

    • @kilo5296
      @kilo5296 4 роки тому +1

      soo tru

    • @soundbreaker2
      @soundbreaker2 4 роки тому +17

      Peter Stormare played Satan, not Lucifer, since Lucifer is another character in the same comic universe (actually the one from TV series Lucifer) and he has no beef with Constantine. And yes, Stormare was amazing as Satan.

    • @christopherdeleanides3935
      @christopherdeleanides3935 4 роки тому +18

      They all call him Lucifer, and even referred to his son as "son of the devil". Clearly the movie isn't following the comics very faithfully. But then, the distinction was kind of ridiculous to begin with.
      "but muh morningstar!". Who cares what the Greeks said about it?

  • @alc4117
    @alc4117 4 роки тому +240

    How the hell does peter stomare’s portrayal of the devil doesn’t get at least a sin off?

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight 4 роки тому +21

      It's the devil. A sin on is a compliment.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 4 роки тому +11

      @@claiminglight That's actually a good argument.
      Take the god damn sin off already, CinemaSins!

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 3 роки тому +3

      It's one of the most unique movies because it's so sure-footed. Those performances are very unique to Constantine. The director made sure every actor was making the same movie.

  • @LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza
    @LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza 4 роки тому +339

    This movie was really underrated to be honest.

  • @masterofmythology
    @masterofmythology 4 роки тому +762

    I actually rather liked the scene of Lucifer trying to drag Constantine away, but being unable to.

    • @1406-u7q
      @1406-u7q 4 роки тому +8

      Wonder why didn't he try to pick john up, instead just drag him

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +69

      Devil don't bench.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 роки тому +53

      When he fell from heaven he lost his gym prescription.

    • @davidmathieson8661
      @davidmathieson8661 4 роки тому +52

      @@1406-u7q the "dragged to down to hell" symbology?

    • @DemmieG4
      @DemmieG4 4 роки тому +10

      @@davidmathieson8661 there it is

  • @JosephMurphy90
    @JosephMurphy90 4 роки тому +513

    Tilda Swinton is a terrifying and magnificent actor. She was outstanding in this movie.
    edit: don't forget to show some love and subscribe :)

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 роки тому +2

      Joseph Murphy ua-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5b/v-deo.html

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson 4 роки тому +3

      In this movie she is great. I dare say that she is the best part.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 роки тому +4

      Perfect villainess role.

    • @justinhayes6665
      @justinhayes6665 4 роки тому +5

      Agreed. Her Gabriel and Peter Stormare's Lucifer were great performances.

    • @mcnasty4207
      @mcnasty4207 4 роки тому +1

      Have you ever seen Vanilla Sky? She is amazing

  • @TheAmateurPhilosopher
    @TheAmateurPhilosopher 4 роки тому +65

    One of the most underrated movie of all time

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 4 роки тому +34

    I love that I'm not the only one noticing the "Keanu plays a lot of characters named John" thing

  • @JuICyBLiinGeR
    @JuICyBLiinGeR 4 роки тому +114

    Constantine is a legendary movie. I must have watched this at least a thousand times. Peter Stormare only needed a short scene to be memorable 😬

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 роки тому

      JuICyBLiinGeR ua-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5b/v-deo.html

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson 4 роки тому +8

      Constantine is a great character. in the comics and in this movie. This movie deserves more than it got

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 роки тому +2

      Need to find this movie again

    • @YouBigDummy
      @YouBigDummy 4 роки тому

      You're definitely exaggerating.

    • @JuICyBLiinGeR
      @JuICyBLiinGeR 4 роки тому

      Damien Lu Have you seen The Kingdom?

  • @OrealLove
    @OrealLove 4 роки тому +564

    One of the many movies I wish they’d made a sequel to 😣

    • @Zarlos01
      @Zarlos01 4 роки тому +10

      The sin is that are no a sequel

    • @Zarlos01
      @Zarlos01 4 роки тому +5

      @cecily boyd really? Where they announced?

    • @Psyteth
      @Psyteth 4 роки тому +5

      @cecily boyd where? Nothing has been confirmed, there isnt even a script or a cast lol. Reeves caused the stir because he said he would like to do it again in an interview. It would be years away if it even happens.

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 4 роки тому +5

      @cecily boyd the only think that exist about a sequel Is that Keanu said he want to play the character again, no sequel Is actually confirmed

    • @TEKKENKING23
      @TEKKENKING23 4 роки тому +2

      @@Psyteth my thoughts exactly since Keanu Reeves is going to be busy because he's starring in Bill & Ted 3, John wick chapter 4 & The matrix 4.

  • @randomhero456
    @randomhero456 4 роки тому +199

    This makes me want to watch this movie again.

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 роки тому +2

      Mike Cirio ua-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5bk/v-deo.html

    • @athenawindyy966
      @athenawindyy966 4 роки тому +1

      ITS ON NEEETTTFFLIIIIXXXXX
      sorry too excited I've been waiting and looking for years

  • @orion_starchaser
    @orion_starchaser 4 роки тому +87

    Movie: has logos
    Jeremy: *So you have chosen.....sin.*

  • @Midnight24435
    @Midnight24435 4 роки тому +296

    Ugh. You had to sin Lucifer. Peter Stormare did an insane job as Lucifer. C'mon man.

    • @orlandmalon1409
      @orlandmalon1409 4 роки тому +12

      Stormare's performance did pay off Constantine's apparent loathing of Lucifer, I thought.
      So creepy. 😱

    • @treytucker9948
      @treytucker9948 4 роки тому +2

      no he does not play a good lucifer morningstar. you see in the comics lucifer acts very different than what this one does.

    • @TehXygen
      @TehXygen 4 роки тому +4

      trey tucker this is satan not dc’s Lucifer

    • @stryph42
      @stryph42 4 роки тому +2

      @@TehXygen And Constantine is a character from the HellBlazer comics series.

    • @Vampwars
      @Vampwars 4 роки тому +9

      stryph42, pretty much everyone knows that by now. There was even a show that had a man that looked more like the comic book character & actually wore the tan trench coat & had blonde hair. That doesn’t take away from the chilling performance of Peter Stormare gave as Lucifer. It may not be the comic book version but then again, as you can see by them casting Keanu Reeves, they didn’t make it to be absolutely accurate to the source.

  • @jazzfarer
    @jazzfarer 4 роки тому +274

    Jeremy's public service moment for the week: Letting the world know that "Constantine" had an end credits scene.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 роки тому +15

      Literally had no idea.

    • @CarryTheThree
      @CarryTheThree 4 роки тому +5

      i owned it on Psp and Dvd..been knew that

    • @Malidictus
      @Malidictus 4 роки тому +6

      I never knew that, either.

    • @KhaosFrosty
      @KhaosFrosty 4 роки тому +5

      I already knew, but it took me almost a decade after the movie came out to know.

  • @aether936
    @aether936 4 роки тому +240

    A shame he didn’t acknowledge the fact that John started rising to heaven much slower after putting the middle finger

    • @joaomachado101
      @joaomachado101 3 роки тому +5

      Middle finger is not a sin that doesn't make sense

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 роки тому +252

    *Fun Fact:* Constantine is basically a result ot what happened when John Wick appears in The Exorcist.
    The movie ended in 3 minutes.

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 4 роки тому +7

      An like in John Wick... was STILL kicking ass back then

    • @attactontitan
      @attactontitan 4 роки тому +3

      Mr. Friendship ua-cam.com/video/KBc520EY5bk/v-deo.html

    • @ralph0149
      @ralph0149 4 роки тому +5

      You get my vote for who wins the internet today.

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому +5

      You make a really great point there Mr friendship

    • @YouBigDummy
      @YouBigDummy 4 роки тому +1

      That was so goddamn lame.

  • @kennysaunders7259
    @kennysaunders7259 4 роки тому +44

    "Most people would drop the knife, when T-boned by a car..." Well most people wouldn't stop a 2 ton car dead in its tracks due to supernatural augmentation. Not sinworthy.

  • @Vampwars
    @Vampwars 4 роки тому +14

    I greatly enjoyed, “Constantine” & since I never read the comic books, I didn’t know it was suppose to be the same character. Then again, I had the same thing happen to me with Blade. I thought both characters were entirely new so I was just able to enjoy the story on the screen rather than tearing it apart.
    That being said, I really wish there had been a “Constantine 2” because that end credits scene at the end made it seem like Kramer could either be an Agent on the inside for John or that he could slowly become a serious contender for being his nemesis. Either way, it could’ve been awesome. I never got to play the game but I heard that was good, too.

  • @xiphos8219
    @xiphos8219 4 роки тому +54

    The Electric Chair matters because of the hundreds of executions he was talking about. Lots of residual energy from souls being condemned. And they all went to Hell by Constantine standards.

  • @steffanofumo
    @steffanofumo 4 роки тому +83

    I really liked this movie, and I’m glad to see from the comments that I wasn’t the only one, a lot of people seem to have a soft spot for it hehe

  • @xxWillxx92
    @xxWillxx92 4 роки тому +113

    This movie is 15 years old and I had no idea it had a post credit scene.

    • @danpenia219
      @danpenia219 4 роки тому +5

      I've watched it like 15 times on TV and I never saw a post credits scene

    • @dbthebeast8394
      @dbthebeast8394 4 роки тому

      That’s weird because most times when they show it on tv, they include the post-credit scene. Or at least they do now whenever it’s aired

    • @danpenia219
      @danpenia219 4 роки тому

      @@dbthebeast8394 mandela effect lol

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander 11 місяців тому +3

    Only one Sin I disagree with: Satan gave John that chat for a reason, he realized that John "hadn't made the same mistake twice," committed suicide - he knew there must be something behind it and wanted to know why before dragging John down to hell. Considering John's connections etc it might be important.

  • @thejordyoshi
    @thejordyoshi 4 роки тому +53

    In the books Chas is one of John’s only friends who doesn’t die, that’s why it isn’t like the books.

    • @SomewhatSlightlyBored
      @SomewhatSlightlyBored 4 роки тому +5

      Also the fact that the character, setting and majority of themes in the book are based around Britain, its politics and its culture. Yet they decided to make Constantine American (which I suppose is still a step up from getting Keanu to attempt a British accent again, but still...).

    • @tzaphkielconficturus7136
      @tzaphkielconficturus7136 4 роки тому

      @@SomewhatSlightlyBored The quality of this story is not related to how closely it resembles a different story. Cannon is a lie, as no fictional story is any more real than any other fictional story.

  • @watchedbythewatchers175
    @watchedbythewatchers175 4 роки тому +103

    I love Constantine I grew up watching this movie, Keanu was the perfect actor to portray that character. And Lucifer was one of the best versions in film to date.

    • @mellysomethingclever
      @mellysomethingclever 4 роки тому +3

      Private117 you mean the most campy hellblazer ever.

    • @MultiHassan1993
      @MultiHassan1993 4 роки тому +7

      @Private117 are you really just talking about the appearance? Cuz portrayal wise, Keanu did a damn good job of bringing the character to life and, in my opinion, is a much better/authentic Constantine than Matt Ryan, whose portrayal was good in its own right but just a bit too corny for me

    • @ihoundsmite
      @ihoundsmite 4 роки тому +3

      Matt Ryan is so much better for the role, genuinely owns the role.

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 4 роки тому +1

      @@MultiHassan1993 I like Keanu Reeves (I saw his band Dogstar😎👍🎸) But as an actor he can't do emotions very well. His trying to cough in the movie was lame 🤦In the movie Replicas they had him face down cry in a long shot because he wasn't convincing enough I'm sure.

    • @phutureproof
      @phutureproof 4 роки тому

      That was a very short adolescence!

  • @TheSharkIsWorking_23
    @TheSharkIsWorking_23 4 роки тому +172

    “Quentin Tarantino’s Constantine!”
    I did not even look at the image and I already knew it had something to do with feet
    Lol

  • @josephopoku194
    @josephopoku194 4 роки тому +26

    This movie was the first I met the great Keanu Reeves. Fell in love with him here. This and ghost rider my guilty pleasures

    • @josephopoku194
      @josephopoku194 4 роки тому

      Oh I never understood the story. Just a cool guywho kicks demon bum with a crossgun

  • @karimseifull2474
    @karimseifull2474 3 роки тому +5

    I love the cyberpunk 2077 Johnny silver hand mention at 2:21. This was very early.

    • @DesertDweller500
      @DesertDweller500 10 днів тому

      Please don't remind me. I have nightmares thinking back to that first week of game play.
      Holy shi* 😅

  • @MarcusHelius
    @MarcusHelius 4 роки тому +81

    I just figured out that Constantine has massive jugs of holy water around his appartment...

    • @revlouder5865
      @revlouder5865 4 роки тому +5

      You have me in the first half lol

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +1

      Gotta be prepared for anything... just don't mix up the jugs of holy water with the jugs of drinking water.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 4 роки тому +1

      @@revlouder5865 I was like, wháát? So I read the comment again, and this time I pay attention to the first half and then I was like, hahahahaha! Nice one! :D

  • @Neverfate
    @Neverfate 4 роки тому +38

    Djimon Hounsou just continuing his quest to be an amazing actor in yet another underutilized role.

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 роки тому +3

      "Who?" (quoting another underutilized character)

    • @lionhead123
      @lionhead123 4 роки тому +1

      @@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose "we got blood here!" another quote...

  • @gabrielloko30000
    @gabrielloko30000 4 роки тому +84

    Two things: The Hell scene is pretty damn good!
    And also a we got a decent Third Person Shooting on the PS2

    • @M3RS.
      @M3RS. 4 роки тому +6

      This was made in 2005 so the CGI was decent for that time. I liked it too.

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 4 роки тому +2

      I still have my Xbox game 😎👍

  • @NekoChanSenpai
    @NekoChanSenpai 4 роки тому +93

    Some romans: this guy dead yet? I dunno, poke him with a stick
    The stick: becomes a cursed artifact

    • @counterstructure4908
      @counterstructure4908 4 роки тому

      Hey, the nails had probably just as much a chance to be used for a house or chest.

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 4 роки тому +3

      @@counterstructure4908 nah if you want to know what happens to the nails you'll have to watch Hellsing

  • @theamericancrippler
    @theamericancrippler 4 роки тому +20

    There was an end credits scene and I'm just finding out 15 years later

  • @Gourmondise
    @Gourmondise 4 роки тому +2

    I cannot believe you forgot to sin them for the wrong cocking sound for the gun at 4:43 !!!
    It is a beretta like handgun with an internal chamber-barrel assembly however the sound they used is from a revolver.

  • @KCw120
    @KCw120 4 роки тому +8

    ITS BEEN I DONT KNOW HOW MANY YEARS AND UNTIL NOW I GOT TO KNOW SHIA HAD A POST CREDIT SCENE! Thank you Cinemasins!

  • @ardenaudreyarji
    @ardenaudreyarji 4 роки тому +183

    The only sin here is that this movie didn't have a sequel.

    • @wendybabendy
      @wendybabendy 4 роки тому +3

      Ambi Dextrose I’m told they are filming one right now...

    • @treytucker9948
      @treytucker9948 4 роки тому +5

      or it had nothing to do with the comics.

    • @loudestcloud
      @loudestcloud 4 роки тому +1

      @@wendybabendy Na, they wouldn't do that. Even if it was it wouldn't be them because of Matt ryan and the new casts

    • @NATEDOG
      @NATEDOG 4 роки тому +2

      There was a rumor of them filming a sequel but that was shot down.

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 4 роки тому +1

      Not every great film needs a sequel

  • @williamwinder3466
    @williamwinder3466 4 роки тому +20

    10:05 two hundred souls. two hundred damned souls. It acts as a conduit to hell.

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 4 роки тому +3

      Hey, it's Jeremy. Man is not known for being observant

  • @SteveO760
    @SteveO760 4 роки тому +16

    My DVD version ends with John putting a piece of gum in his mouth and I never knew there was a scene after the credits.

  • @hapax-si2fd
    @hapax-si2fd 4 роки тому +1

    You had me at Bugblatter Beast of Trall. Of course this is the 396th video of your channel I've watched so maybe I have a small addiction starting BUT, to reference THE BOOK is just awesome. Love the channel, still laughing, can't text anymore thank you keep it up. 😏🤓

  • @charlx8979
    @charlx8979 4 роки тому +49

    To be fair, this was actually a pretty decent adaptation
    People say there are no good dc comics movies
    Its silly and overly badass edgelord but it IS john constantine after all

    • @LaineyBug2020
      @LaineyBug2020 4 роки тому

      @@10tailedbijuu I kind of like CW John...

    • @managarn8038
      @managarn8038 4 роки тому

      Have you actually read the hellblazer series?

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 4 роки тому +5

      This Constantine didn't fuck over every single person around him, including damning a child to hell to save his own ass, so it's not really that close.

    • @chandlerfarmer3491
      @chandlerfarmer3491 4 роки тому +3

      I prefer justice league dark animated movie john constantine

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 4 роки тому +1

      ...they change everything about Constantine aside from his name, his smoking, and that he has a friend named Chas who drives a cab. And they kill Chas!

  • @capitaokaede
    @capitaokaede 4 роки тому +75

    ...Ok, kudos for making me realize that Gabriel's line "the life you took" had a double meaning and I never saw it.

    • @avocadothecat
      @avocadothecat 4 роки тому

      @@DARTHMOBIUS her name was Astra wasn't it?

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 4 роки тому +51

    I used to watch this movie RELIGIOUSLY as a kid and I never knew there was an end credits scene. My like is a lie... Holy moly I can't believe this

    • @demjanickjoe
      @demjanickjoe 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the exact same thing!

    • @GGLD888
      @GGLD888 4 роки тому +1

      Yup, me too

  • @TheArpitSharma
    @TheArpitSharma 4 роки тому +9

    I love this movie. I can watch it every single time it plays on tv. And I've recommended it to tons of people. For me, it's what a comic-book movie should be. It is rated so low on Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes, I'm surprised.

  • @Gaia_Seraphina
    @Gaia_Seraphina 4 роки тому +10

    05:20
    They made the hell looking like an eternal explosion of an atomic bomb ( they used footage of atomary tests for their work ).
    It's said in the interview on the DVD.

  • @jordant3694
    @jordant3694 4 роки тому +19

    I love this movie. It's not even a guilty pleasure -- it's just fantastic.

  • @TheKillerman3333
    @TheKillerman3333 4 роки тому +91

    I just want to see a sequal to this movie.

    • @susannawolf
      @susannawolf 4 роки тому +2

      Zane Miller THANK YOU

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 4 роки тому

      Why? It’s enjoyable enough in its own right but it’s a bad adaptation.

    • @TheKillerman3333
      @TheKillerman3333 4 роки тому +1

      @@caitlinbrewer4843 It is a great movie in its own right, however the reason i want a sequal is becuase i want to see the story after this one. As for adaption, i was unaware that it was one at any point. I am aware of the adult cartoon version of constantine but have not looked into it yet.

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheKillerman3333 yeah, I guess if you don’t know the comic, all the differences don’t distract you. In the comic, Constantine is a blond, British, bisexual occultist who gets out of jams with his wits and a bit of magic. He also tends to manipulate everyone and everything around him. For reference, he has managed to get one over in Superman, Satan, Darkseid, God, AND Batman. You can see why the differences got under the skin of long time fans, especially considering the socio-political nature of his series. Still, I recommenced the City Of Demons movie if you want to a more comic accurate depiction of the character.

    • @nathanjohnson3902
      @nathanjohnson3902 4 роки тому

      I haven't seen the comics either, but it sounds like the Constantine TV show and legends of tomorrow is a more accurate portrayal...

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 4 роки тому +101

    8:15 "So water in Hell?"
    Nope, and you can't put a bed there either.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 роки тому +2

      There's water in water!

    • @lonestoner8297
      @lonestoner8297 4 роки тому +2

      @@KhanMann66 Water you saying?!?!?! That's impossible!!!! Lol

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 роки тому

      @@lonestoner8297 ua-cam.com/video/ZwuVpNYrKPY/v-deo.html

    • @minez5628
      @minez5628 4 роки тому +8

      Good one, gamer. F for those who have made that mistake.

    • @PanSpaceman
      @PanSpaceman 4 роки тому +2

      you can put down water if it's in a cauldron at least

  • @krumpits
    @krumpits 4 роки тому +50

    The movie states twice that; "its not like the books" which you even made a sin on.
    Then shortly after you sin the fact that its not following how its said to be in the bible.
    Gee its almost like "its not like the books"

  • @grannyphoenix6520
    @grannyphoenix6520 4 роки тому +2

    7:35 Sorry, wrong. That is a mirrored-wall behind her, not another room. All the 5-gal.water-jugs is because he...wait for it...smokes! ~ Tada ~ ✨

  • @soulife8383
    @soulife8383 4 роки тому +144

    "it's not like the books" - THE LORE, they're talking about the lore.. and probably a subtle jab at the fact this isn't like the comics.. Jesus Christ. 100 sins

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 4 роки тому

      Jeremy isn't exactly known for being an expert at movies ...or comic books ...or anything

  • @Enby_Wendigo
    @Enby_Wendigo 4 роки тому +40

    For some reason I’m enjoying you sining my favorite movie

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @bubba200874426
      @bubba200874426 4 роки тому

      Movies I like are generally the sins videos I like the most.
      That's why I want a video on The Princess Bride so much. That movie has some things that are genuinely worth sins for sure, but I want to see what jokes they come up with.
      Honestly, I feel like people that watch this to see them rip up movies and not for the jokes are missing the point.

  • @Starfals
    @Starfals 4 роки тому +63

    The acting of Peter Stormare is sooo spot on and the right amount of cheesy ;p Thats kind of how i imagine Luci

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 4 роки тому +2

      Fuck yes! Perfect cast for being a complete dick, and proud of it, and vanity is the perfect excuse for the cast, so like many others I think that deserves at least one sin off. For sure, CinemaSins can sin Satan for being a stereotype of the character, but... that's what Satan is: a caricature of evil. Stormare depicts that perfectly in this movie.

  • @GlassSandwichTV
    @GlassSandwichTV 4 роки тому +6

    As for the electric chair, he says 200 souls passed in the chair so if I were to guess, this chair makes this plane-change easier to come back to the living world the same way a trail made through deep snow makes it easier to walk the opposite way it was made

  • @McNasty7100
    @McNasty7100 4 роки тому +8

    "Quentin Tarantino's Constantine" had me dying

  • @FishoD
    @FishoD 4 роки тому +16

    1:44 - Twins do not have to look identical to each other, there are several types of twins... You're getting sloppy CinemaSins, you're getting sloppy.

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 4 роки тому +2

      They got sloppy a long time ago, this one is just plain laziness.

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 роки тому +2

      the movie specifically says they are identical twins. several times.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +28

    The Bembridge Scholars are gonna be real mad now.

  • @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom
    @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom 4 роки тому +67

    Keanu would've make an awesome Dr. Strange.
    Edit: Oh look. This movie even have Ancient One.

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 4 роки тому

      Damn you right

    • @FarhanMehmood
      @FarhanMehmood 4 роки тому

      The Prince of His Own Kingdom I think he was the choices

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 роки тому +3

      Strongly disagree. Whenever he plays any kind of scientist or surgeon it's just ridiculous. Keanu Reeves, super-arrogant world-class micro-surgeon? Nah, not buying it. Cumberbatch was perfect.

    • @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom
      @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom 4 роки тому +1

      @@thesprawl2361 I actually thought Cumberbatch was a miscast in the solo movie and his character was just a ripoff of Stark and Quill.
      I imagine if Keanu got the role, he'd play Strange as cold, heartless and pompous which I can see him playing.
      But Cumberbatch was awesome in IW and EG though.

    • @kriskeller3455
      @kriskeller3455 4 роки тому

      And finally someone else she her in this movie lol that’s great when I first saw her in dr strange I said to my friend she plays in Constantine and he laughed

  • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
    @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 3 роки тому +9

    Funniest part is Shea being an angel, cause guys a piece of work in real life.

    • @francispitts9440
      @francispitts9440 3 роки тому

      More like a complete douche and plays the same exact asshole character in every movie.

    • @compzac
      @compzac 3 роки тому +1

      its shia... and technically this was before he started becoming the mega douche... thats probably why he was allowed to be an angel, he hadnt started his bag head im not famous spiel yet.

  • @adamfrancois1575
    @adamfrancois1575 3 роки тому +3

    I think we all can appreciate Peter Stormare as Lucifer, epic performance.

  • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
    @JohnDoe-nz6bk 4 роки тому +37

    Nothing is wrong with Constantine!

    • @Paranoid_Alchemist
      @Paranoid_Alchemist 4 роки тому +8

      Except there being no sequel

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 4 роки тому +3

      Paranoid you got that right!

    • @Paranoid_Alchemist
      @Paranoid_Alchemist 4 роки тому +1

      @Private117 we would've seen more magic after this one tho, this could've kept going. I thought it was a cool telling of the Constantine story.

  • @li-limandragon9287
    @li-limandragon9287 4 роки тому +76

    He flips off Satan Jeremy, this movie is perfect.

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 4 роки тому +4

      Pride kept him on Earth. Should have accepted God's Grace 🙏😇❣️ and went to Heaven 🤦

    • @thejordyoshi
      @thejordyoshi 4 роки тому +2

      Pamela Haskell
      He had no choice, Lucifer stopped him.

    • @ingloriousbetch4302
      @ingloriousbetch4302 4 роки тому +2

      @@889Pammov you really didn't pay attention, huh

  • @e.v.emmons8567
    @e.v.emmons8567 4 роки тому +31

    Seriously, CinemaSins dude, you were really struggling to sin this movie.

  • @ZebbeCali
    @ZebbeCali 4 роки тому +3

    I’ve only got one: the first exorcism in the movie tipped John off to the spear being in play. That’s why he went to midnight’s. The chair is used to track the spear.

  • @avengingkitty
    @avengingkitty 4 роки тому +46

    I would definitely watch a movie about the "guy who knows a guy" or rather, the guy he knows... Now that would be an adventure!

    • @GatorDunnAZ
      @GatorDunnAZ 4 роки тому +3

      Warehouse 13? But darker, I guess?

    • @avengingkitty
      @avengingkitty 4 роки тому +3

      @@GatorDunnAZ ohhh yeah!!! 100% would watch that! I loved Warehouse 13!

    • @Rohgamu
      @Rohgamu 4 роки тому

      @@avengingkitty girl what???

    • @avengingkitty
      @avengingkitty 4 роки тому +1

      @@Rohgamu in the movie, Constantine asks Beeman where he was able to get dragon's breath and Beeman responds with " I know a guy who knows a guy"... I'm stating that I would watch a movie about this "guy who knows a guy" or rather that guy that he knows... Since they seem to be the adventurous type, you know, being able to procure dragon's breath and all lol

  • @lpenrike
    @lpenrike 4 роки тому +7

    best part aboout this movie?
    the holy knuckle dusters
    for when you wanna crusade but your sword is getting forged

  • @markfudge5642
    @markfudge5642 4 роки тому +20

    I don't read comics, so watching this as is, well I get to love this movie .

  • @calebcarlcrouch
    @calebcarlcrouch 4 роки тому +16

    The Spear of Destiny is the “Power of God” necessary to let the Antichrist cross over, not Gabriel. That’s why the guys got possessed in the first place. Because he found the item that could bring the Son through.

    • @1220-d1e
      @1220-d1e 4 роки тому +2

      Some religion trivia!!!
      So, gabriel (i like religions) translates into "God is [my] strength". It makes sense that he would be part of this, and while I feel Michael should have been the choice, as his name translates to "who is like God[?]", with his name being the both a question and the closest answered.

    • @treytucker9948
      @treytucker9948 4 роки тому

      @@1220-d1e here's some fun trivia.
      in the comics gabriel, lucifer and michael were the first three being the presence (dc omnipotent creator.) at the same time, and were rivals for the second spot for the most powerful thing in existence.

    • @tzaphkielconficturus7136
      @tzaphkielconficturus7136 4 роки тому

      ​@@1220-d1e Some nitpicking trivia!!!
      This is not religion trivia, but hebrew trivia. It's theophory not theology. Still fun trivia, though.

    • @1220-d1e
      @1220-d1e 4 роки тому +1

      @@tzaphkielconficturus7136 Fair enough sir.

    • @tzaphkielconficturus7136
      @tzaphkielconficturus7136 4 роки тому

      @@1220-d1e Sorry about the nitpick. I couldn't resist. Theophoric names are cool, though. There's a wikipedia list of several hebrew theophoric names that I use for naming stuff in various games. I like to name swords in CK2 "Iruel," so when I duel someone, I can put "the fear of god" in them...
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theophory_in_the_Bible

  • @InsaneLaughter01
    @InsaneLaughter01 4 роки тому +47

    Honestly after all these years, I still wouldn’t be mad about being smited if it meant Tilda Swindon was dressed as an angel and stepped on me.

  • @nicholascauton9648
    @nicholascauton9648 4 роки тому +52

    “Oh the irony of being named ‘Hennessy’ and being unable to taste alcohol.”
    I died 😂
    Edit: @5:58

  • @TonyPartridge30
    @TonyPartridge30 4 роки тому +44

    Wasn’t the “help of God” needed the blood on the spear? And wasn’t Gabriel the one who killed Shia?

    • @nirvanalama8493
      @nirvanalama8493 4 роки тому +11

      Yes, and yes.
      The spear had blood on it, you can see it in some of the scenes. And Gabriel was the one who killed Kramer, cinema sins got it wrong.

    • @lionhead123
      @lionhead123 4 роки тому +6

      @@nirvanalama8493 man they got half their sins wrong.

    • @nirvanalama8493
      @nirvanalama8493 4 роки тому +9

      @@lionhead123 Yeah. You can clearly see some of the sins where either jokingly sinned or was a compliment hidden sin. I really do love this movie.
      Don't know why people hate it though.

    • @CHECHNYANFISH
      @CHECHNYANFISH 4 роки тому +1

      @@nirvanalama8493 I don't hate the movie, but I don't really like it either. I think some people, like myself, dislike it because the source material is better. I would gladly re read the comic arc this is based on then re watch the movie. The movie isn't bad, it's dumb fun, but the comic to me is just so much better. That's just my two cents anyway.

    • @Lauravanesagarcia
      @Lauravanesagarcia 4 роки тому

      Wait, wait, wait... how's that that Gabriel killed Chas? I never thought of it that way... I thought it was Mammon (because he's a demon and has powers even if he isn't out in the world yet)

  • @MueezAhmad
    @MueezAhmad 4 роки тому +19

    One of my favorite movies

  • @johnnyrocket9372
    @johnnyrocket9372 3 роки тому +1

    11:09 you got it wrong. They were looking at the door on the west wall ( that is were Angela was fighting the demon) then John came through the doors on east wall, and all the demons turned around to see him. If you look close right as he enters you see them turning around.

  • @vsamdol95
    @vsamdol95 2 роки тому +1

    Lucifer not allowing Gabriel to finish the summoning of Mammon gets me the most.

  • @NATEDOG
    @NATEDOG 4 роки тому +8

    This movie has the best portrayal of the Devil i have ever seen. Can’t remember the actor’s name but he always nails the creeps gigs.

  • @TheDahaka1
    @TheDahaka1 4 роки тому +158

    "200 souls passed through this wood and steel at Sing Sing"
    "So wait, why does it have to be this chair?"
    "As I said, 200 souls passed through this wood and steel at Sing Sing. Isn't it quite peculiar?"
    "No, it seems you just have to electrocute someone"
    "...I give up."

    • @xianxiii3029
      @xianxiii3029 4 роки тому +33

      Yep. Welcome to this channel where this dude ignores dialogue to suit his sin needs.

    • @teetheluchador
      @teetheluchador 4 роки тому +3

      But why does that matter

    • @haph2087
      @haph2087 4 роки тому +4

      teetheluchador Presumably the fact that 200 souls passed through in that chair might influence his going through.

    • @CarryTheThree
      @CarryTheThree 4 роки тому +4

      @@teetheluchador seeing as nearly 200 people went to hell through this chair,..and papa midnite a legendary shaman owns it,.. he knows..john is going to hell.. it has only one use.. he's going down there to fuck with the balance..He has the Chair..they go to his place to party..he chooses to stay neutral,.. but aside from all that, 200 people died in that chair.. if 200 people died in your kitchen... you're throwing the whole house out.. The Chair has sentimental value also..

    • @twostep919
      @twostep919 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@xianxiii3029 Truth

  • @thorzyan
    @thorzyan 4 роки тому +28

    This movie has my favorite Satan portrayal ever.

  • @_rak3r
    @_rak3r 3 роки тому +1

    11:00 that gun only carries 7-8 round. you can see the slide lock back showing it is out of ammo

  • @harleenquinzel2058
    @harleenquinzel2058 4 роки тому +6

    “I think this movie is confessing”
    You are correct sir

  • @AndyTaken
    @AndyTaken 4 роки тому +22

    how does he not get a sin off for Peter Stromare's performance or the middle finger from John as he is ascending. This film is super fun.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 роки тому +37

    The creation of this movie and introduction of John Constantine would eventually help lead to Matt Ryan's version of Constantine :). *reverse sin removal ding*

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 роки тому +1

      @Private117 He currently has a main role on Legends of Tomorrow (since S4) and he's fit right in with the show, so we have that at least :).

  • @chadbaptiste4227
    @chadbaptiste4227 4 роки тому +25

    "Ahh Greedy Fly!"
    Lost it.

  • @SEliteGuitarist99
    @SEliteGuitarist99 4 роки тому +1

    14:12 John specifically asked God for help during all this, and He was watching anyway, which is why he stopped Gabriel from attacking Lucifer. And no, John asking for Isabel to be free to go to Heaven was not planned. John fully thought he was going to Hell, longer life or not. THATS why him selflessly asking for Isabel's freedom caught God's attention and he was allowed passage into His kingdom. Seriously how can you watch this for an hour and a half and have no idea what's going on.

  • @Malidictus
    @Malidictus 4 роки тому +2

    I still say Constantine's finale with Satan is absolutely brilliant. It's a nice semi-subversion a whole bunch of different topics and Peter Stormare's performance is absolutely one-of-a-kind. The rest of the movie sags quite a bit, but that finale is worth it.

  • @piccolomair
    @piccolomair 4 роки тому +6

    YO! That Room-Mirror Riddle. My sister told me that riddle when i was like 3 years old, no idea where she learned it from, never heard it from anyone else. This is the first time I've ever heard anyone but me and my sister speak of that riddle - is that actually some famous riddle? Pretty rad to hear it one of my favorite channels - made my night :)

    • @compzac
      @compzac 3 роки тому

      Its not unpopular... ive heard it a few times.

  • @올드서스
    @올드서스 4 роки тому +7

    This movie is one of the most underrated movie ever!

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +96

    Back when Shia still had all his marbles, and didn't lose capture the flag five times consecutively against 4chan's /pol/ board.

    • @Blazingswordsman
      @Blazingswordsman 4 роки тому

      Lol that shit got me rolling xDDDDD 4chan with the epic trolling

  • @TheHumblePotato
    @TheHumblePotato 4 роки тому +47

    CinemaSins: What were 2005 Catholic Schools teaching these kids?
    Me: How to look sexy for them.

    • @Saiyuri101
      @Saiyuri101 4 роки тому +8

      Lol I'd always wondered why tf my friend literally told me she was "marrying Jesus" at 12 and that really f'ed me up then... Now I understand it's communion 😬

  • @starkparker16
    @starkparker16 4 роки тому +1

    Big Eisler fan here. Can't wait for Rain series. Also, Repo Man is without sin.

  • @Cassandra6
    @Cassandra6 4 роки тому +117

    Everything wrong with Constantine: nothing, it’s a perfect movie

    • @YouBigDummy
      @YouBigDummy 4 роки тому +1

      Liar

    • @georgiosioannispappas
      @georgiosioannispappas 4 роки тому +1

      W

    • @kysike666
      @kysike666 4 роки тому +4

      Agreed

    • @blupunk01
      @blupunk01 4 роки тому +2

      Absolute dumpster fire.

    • @treytucker9948
      @treytucker9948 4 роки тому +5

      1. john constantine doesn't act like that.
      2. the hell in dc comics doesn't look like that.
      3. gabriel in the comics is a hard ass and kind of a ass hole, but he has help save mankind on multiple occasions.
      4. Lucifer in the comics would have never fight his twin brother to save the earth.
      5.none of Lucifer kids are allowed in hell. as they were banned from it, by lucifer so they didn't have to suffer for his sins.
      6. all the kids of lucifer we have seen in the comics, don't want to destroy the earth.
      and that's only some of the thing this movie got wrong.