Everything Wrong With Batman Forever In 18 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 19 кві 2019
- This video is a re-upload. Original release date: 4/23/15
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Here's another Batman movie we'd all like to forget.
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Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!
Re-upload yet this comment was written a week Ago and the video posted now
CinemaSins can you do 30 days of night please!!!
CinemaSins do eww rocky
Funny I watch the video last month
@@Wiktor-yc8zm
oh well. let's just enjoy this video.
"It's BOILING ACID!!!"
Oh, no! That's the worst kind! :O
Just breathing near the acid would have killed them.
Hey, I prefer my acid like my ex-girlfriends - ice cold.
How is the security guard acting like a little brat kid, when he is an adult?
Far worse than luke-warm acid.
@@renardmigrant OMG my sides!!!
“My dreams are coming to me when I’m awake now.” Those are called memories Bruce lmao
Maybe
Yeah Tik Tokkers keep talking about that phenomenon these days.......
Or they’re fantasies
"Hey, that's my hearing aid!" lol, maybe that's why he's yelling every line, he's hard of hearing XD
I’m (kinda) hard of hearing. In both ears, my bones are misshapen/fused, so my inner ears can’t properly process sound. I’m gonna get either a hearing aid or surgery (best case scenario, hearing aid) to correct my hearing.
I loved this movie so much as a kid that my brother and I would watch it pretty much every afternoon after school (we didn't have cable alot of times, but we DID have a VCR and an older cousin who not only lived with us but also worked at a comic book/media shop). This, The Mask, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit were staples in our afternoon lineup.
In other words, Batman Forever is one of my favourite Batman movies.
Dope!!!
Gay
You misspelled favorite
All classics. These were the movies I grew up with
@@albertomarruffo6279 what exactly about that comment is “gay” to you? Do you know the meaning?
"Oh No! It's boiling acid!"
Great acting there. Fantastic. I can almost hear the expression
he was a cartoon character
"The'yre eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh .... my.... Goddddd!"
@@360.Tapestry exactly or comic book
When I was little I thought that was coffee that on his face and melt part of his face lol
He got a career in Hollywood and my McMuffin gets messed up. Life isn’t fair man.
3:22 "Riddler Ventura, Mask Detective". GOLD!!!🤣😆🤣👍🏾👍🏾
D.C. Dave It’s gold, Jerry! GOLD!!!
D.C. Dave Bro look at 3:29, he would play a good kurt cobain
Ah yes, Jim Carrey's career and the aftermath. No wonder why he has almost killed himself 4 times and had one of his girlfriend's actually succeed in killing herself. How enetertaining to keep poking fun of him ...
2:25
Actually, according to the Arkham games, Edward Nygma is not his real name. His real name is Eddie Nashton.
Actually, the Riddler in the Arkham games is exclusive to those games' universe, so he's not the same version of the Riddler as in Batman Forever. Furthermore, "Nygma" (or "Nigma") has been the character's last name since his inception in 1948, whereas "Nashton" was only used in modern Batman stories, and considering that the Riddler in Batman Forever is based on the Silver Age version, I'm pretty sure that the "Nashton" last name doesn't apply here.
Dammit, CS! You missed the opportunity to sin every time Batman is mouth breathing.
Excuse me, GENERAL Ackbar? He's an Admiral dammit! You treat him with the proper respect he deserves.
General and Admiral are equal respect, just different branches.
lmao
ackbar forever!!!!
Yeah, treat him with the proper respect, because Rian Johnson sure didn't.
*ding*
@4:18
Harvey being scarred in court & Batman attempting to rescue him at the last minute was extremely accurate to the source material. That’s pretty much how it exactly happened in the original comics.
NEEEERRRRDDDDD!! *Ding*
It's not so much _what_ happened that was sinned, it was _how_ it happened in the movie.
It looks completely ridiculous that the guy in the witness box could take _sooo_ long to pull out a jar of acid, take the lid off and then throw it without anyone managing to stop him. Plus the fact that Batman was just sitting there in the court room _in costume_ like that. It was a *_very_* sin-able scene.
@@Foxtrot369 , so you hate the comic book origin. Got it.
@@jamiebraswell5520 your mental gymnastics would make you a better acrobatic then the flying graysons..
"You ever watch a movie with a victim you actually hope doesn't make it?"
A year later Daylight came out, which gave us a whole group of victims you'd hope wouldn't make it.
I kind of like the idea of Batman having to go to court like a regular cop. Of a night he's fighting crime, of a day he's giving evidence trying to get the charges to stick.
Tommy Lee Jones told Jim Carry he hates him and he "cannot sanction [his] buffoonery."
He then proceeded to act like a buffoon for the entire movie.
* Carrey
Well, that's cuz Jim Carrey was acting like a buffoon even when not filming.
I can’t sanction this buffoonery. To much buffoonery.
@@devinsweeting4978 *too
I guess Tommy Lee Jones switched off the buffoonery as soon as the cameras stopped rolling. Jim Carrey quite obviously can't do that...
Lol 4:30 wtf Batman doing there in court in the middle of the day though? 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 he was there for the hearing.
Cheesy ass movie lol but I can still enjoy it for that reason
I like to believe batman gets jury duty
Bruce Wayne's case was next on the docket! I mean two women under his care have gone missing! Someone has to answer to that!
probably the same reason he was out in broad daylight in the dark knight rises...
1:28 Boiling acid would be putting off toxic gas. They are in a sealed vault. They would have asphyxiated long before they got the door open.
Yeah, we have hard water and sometimes have to use acid in the toilets to break down the calcium. When pouring the acid it's hard to breathe and that's not even boiling.
No shit sherlock
"Movie inadvertently inspires Facebook. "
I'm ded
Nicole kidman in this and cameron diaz in the mask were my childhood 😍
Yeah same here. I'm a straight woman and I thought Cameron Diaz was hot in The Mask.
Dina Meyers, Starship Troopers. I started puberty the day I watched that movie
@@tyrellthiel2201 hell yes!
"those are called memories bruce" just broke me
Except CS leaves out that Chase says that to him in that scene.
14:53 Because I was in the military, I heard it like "MRE" as in Meal, Ready-to-Eat.
Mr E as in mystery or Mr. Enigma and then, Mr E. Nygma/ Mr Edward Nygma
“He’s out-Jim Carry, Jim Carrying!”
Tongue twist of words...!
...I never understood why in non riddler scenes..Nigma has long hair and then back to short crew cut red hair when hes dressed as riddler
Schumacher
It's like supermans glasses it's to hide his identity!!
Well to be fair during the party celebrating the box's launch he does sport a shorter haircut as Nigma rather than riddler
They do have temporary hair die.
its called a disguise
TLJ admitted that he overacted and looked a fool bc he hated Carrey and wanted the director to control him but he refused. Kinda funny in that regard!
Silly of him.
@@MisssKayy agreed, very unprofessional on both parts, really.
@@theotherkevinjames Yeah, but this is Jim Carrey, it's in his blood to be crazy and goofy. It's part of his personality. Tommy Lee Jones on the other hand...
@@Robalexe you must admit, even if that is your acting shtick, you could tone it down after the director cuts. And if he physically and mentally CAN'T, then I pray he sought help because that's a psychiatrist's wet dream lol.
@@theotherkevinjames
Psychologists, not psychiatrists
People might not have like your movies but they are still enjoyable to watch. RIP Joel Schumacher
This movie has a special place in my heart
Me too!
Yeah, as the worst batman movie ever
@@batmanbeyond5766 So you dont think that the 'Batman & Robin' Movie is worse?
@@parisontour only because it didn't have that blond woman
Mine too. I watched this movie alot over the years.
I loved this movie as a kid... still do tbh. Guilty pleasure and Val Kilmer was a killer bruce wayne.
both this and batman and robin are guilty pleasures imo.
the worst thing about them is that they are still in the burtonverse.
This and the one with Jack Nicholson I still enjoy
Agreed, they're terrible but sooo good
I agree. However this is the better one out of the 3 sequels to 1989 Batman. Although this is lighter toned it's not as light as people say it is. The Bruce Wayne parts are dark and if the deleted scenes were in the movie people wouldn't have said this is for little kids.
Same here
Reupload? Ok, rewatch.
4:29 The paper is no way covering half of his face in this shot, so two-face should be no-face
They were using paper thin logic there. The director should've yelled paper CUT.
I always loved Tommy Lee Jones and had such respect for him as an actor. This movie and his role in it put that respect in serious jeopardy.
15:53 I don't care what anyone says that's the best joke in the whole goddamn franchise
16:09 "I cannot sanction your buffoonery."
I hear Jeremy’s voice in my head when ever I think “That’s racist.”
Except he says "Racist" at times he *SHOULD* be saying Sexist
@@JadenMoon1475 that’s the joke.
@@no1bandfan Yes, this is the joke.
Jeremy?
After cinemasins reviewed this, it should be called Batman "never"
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions lmao
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions hahahaha I don't get it
*_Gotem_*
Since the video is being sinned so bad it should be called Batman “never” instead of Batman forever ♾
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions I see your comments everywhere lately. Either you have too much time on your hands or we have similar taste in UA-cam videos.
Or both. 🤔
Uploaded on 4/20. A perfect rewatch for a perfect high.
This one's a classic. I actually heard from a comment on "Nostalgia Critic's" review of this movie that Joel Schumacher had an original vision for this movie that would've honored Tim Burton's original two films, but the studio interfered and made him make the movie less dark and more neon colorful, which of course resulted in this and the follow up "Batman & Robin" (also known as "Ice Puns & Ass"). Hope you have a great Easter. :)
There is a 2 hour and 40 minute movie version explaining how Dick Grayson learnt martial arts, and had darker tones but removed to be kiddie friendly. I would love to see it on Cinema.
This was my favorite batman movie from my childhood
This movie was clickbait, the movie did not last forever
Same deal as Neverending story
This comment will trigger the fucking shit out of you kids real real bad lol
Even though I said nothing lol
@@bowens9211 Your comment is a scam, did not get a million likes
And neither did the comments of the original upload.
But here we are....
If I was a kid trick or treating and I knew there was a billionaire who lived by me, I would definitely go to his house. Imagine the amount of candy you could possibly get.
Cant believe the fact you can see riddler waiting to the right of the screen for his cue in two face's lair wasn't sinned. I always noticed that as a kid. It was just before the clip at 8:30 when you referenced him striding in with a cane, haha.
...This movie DID show Two Face's origins*
I definitely laughed at the "Iceman... Maverick will NOT be pleased at this development!" bit
I mean; Tom Cruise = Maverick in Top Gun = Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder.
Nicole Kidman = Chase Meridian = the doctor, What's Her Name? in Days of Thunder
Val Kilmer = Iceman in Top Gun
So...
@@JadenMoon1475 nicole kidman was with tom cruise at the time. that’s why he wouldn’t be happy. 😂
R.I.P. Joel Schumacher
5:43 I see a demon/warrior of some kind in a fight stance blasting away or blocking some kind of wave from the little pointy head guy on the bottom.
So....what drive thru did Batman go to and what did he get?
A batburger.
@@preposteroustoast Now he has coronavirus!
@@preposteroustoast That's what he got in 1966. It was more like those drive in places that had the girls on skates though.
Taco Bell and McDonald's were the main food sponsors, when it was released in 1995, so he got either one. Lol 😝
At McDonald's they had a 4 piece set of Glassware, the Batman and Two-Face's glasses, were a little bit taller than the Robin and Riddler's glasses.
Best thing about this movie was the soundtrack
Luvie1980 Yes, Seal & U2. Love both those songs!!
And I still listen to it till’ this day
Bat nipples
Nicole Kidman up skirt 💁
I'm genuinely surprised that you didn't sin Two-Face constantly flipping his coin until he got the answer he wanted, completely against everything that the character does in the comics or any other incarnation!
I've heard that he flipped the coin three times for every person in the house at the time
It happened in at least one comic, but it does go against the character
This was the first Batman movie I ever saw so it holds a special place in my guilty pleasure list. Looking back on it now it's still a fun movie, and to be honest with a better script I think Val Kilmer would've made a great batman/Bruce Wayne (even though he still does a fairly good job in this).
Watch Top Secret, Vals best movie ever.
My favorite Nicole Kidman's looking in her movie career , remove -10000sins.
Nicole Kidman in the movie, add 100000sins.
@@titanhades4331 Young Nicole Kidman -20000 sins
gentblue Sorry Nicole Kidman makes me remove sins automatically especially this young. Although she still looks amazing at fifty today
@@titanhades4331 technically that's what he did, he said to remove negative 10000 sins. Or did you typo 10000? Or did you mean 100000?
Hold up... GENERAL ACKBAR?!?! 😤😤😤
Matt Rooks-Taylor “ACKSHOOOAALLLYYYYY”
**ding**
ITS A TRAP!!!!
"General Calrissian, our words can't repel statements of that magnitude!" Lol 😮😝😂☺👍
Originally Batman was supposed to see Chase on the rooftop after the circus (and he gets ambushed by Two-Face on the way home) and the line was supposed to be "last night at the circus I noticed something about Two-Face", instead of "last night at the bank I noticed something about Two-Face" and if they had kept it like that it would have make a whole lot more sense.
Oh No! It'S bOiLiNg AcId! My ShOeS aRe MeLtInG! HeY! tHaT's My HeArInG aId!!!
Shh thanks
I KNOW!!! Even as a kid, I wanted this idiot to SHUT THE F#@& UP!!!! 🤣
Love how you can tell older Sins Videos by Jeremy whispering in them. :)
And more effort
I totally didn't notice Drew was on this movie as well
This is one of my favorite cinemasins vids ever. I don't even know why but I keep coming back to it.
"His Achilles heel is that he comes up with stupid ass plans. Not the coin flipping." Lmfao
I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
2:42 - Bat Nipple
During the coin flip scene with Twoface and thew Riddler, where Two fac said " Heads we accept, and tails we blow your damned head off." Jeremy missed an opportunity for a " What Tommy Lee Jone's was thinking accidently made it into the script" sin.
When I watched this movie as a kid, I thought Nicole Kidman was the most beautiful woman in the world. I'm still mesmerized by her when I rewatch it.
MY SHOES ARE MELTING
*Frantically kicking safebox*
*my hearing aid!!!*
Bruce Timm made fun of Joel Schumacher's unnatural fixation on Batman in the 4th season on BTAS 😂
"The Batsignal is not a beeper."
Actually, that's exactly what purpose it serves.
what he meant was its not meant for booty calls
I love to watch things where the actors could not stand each other while filming but their characters worked very well together.
Can you do a sins video of the Adam West Batman movie
No. No he can't. Well...... not if he's got a shred to integrity left. 2/3 of the point of the '60s Batman was camp and the movie they did was mostly the show with a bigger budget and runtime.
@@travissmith2848 I agree with you completely, but still believe the cinemasins would be hilarious.
@metalgearhead99 They have to do it where's waldo style. Quick! Find the ding!
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb. Always have your shark repellent handy though.
"OH NO!"
Cinemasins: "Oh no."
Knuckles in Sonic Adventure DX: "ohno!"
Kool-Aid Man: "Oh yeah!"
0:36 The movie does show Harvey’s transformation (the acid throw in the courtroom).
4:22
@@youknow227 Exactly. Then why do they say earlier that the movie doesn’t show his transformation? (Yes, I’m aware they’re commenting about the recasting)
Cinemasins: I'm fine with not showing Harvey Dent's origin story.
Me: But... they do... ... ... did you even watch the movie?
I remember listening to the soundtrack for this. I was too young to watch it.
Probably the worst movie I've watched over fifty times.
Bad by pretentious movie critic standards. Fun for people who watch movies.
jbvader721 congrats. Move on to showgirls which is far worse but you can watch many times if in the mood lol
@@TasX True. It is silly and hokey, but very funny and rewatchable. Nostalgia Critic even said he watched this movie 40 times and it was his fav Batman film for some time during his childhood.
Say what you will now, back when it first came out, it was a super fun movie to watch in the theater, particularly after the dark weirdness of the second film. I also think that Val Kilmer is the best Bruce Wayne, with Micheal Keaton being the best Batman. George Clooney was just embarrassing.
I'd also like to point out that these movies are much closer to what super hero films should be. It's the modern films that are bizarre. Superhero films are supposed to be cheesy and goofy, because comics are for kids.
@@Robalexe Sigh! I knew this was going to come up when I wrote that comics are for kids. I'm very familiar with 1988's The Killing Joke. I was 13 when it first came out and I bought it. That being a time when most adults would never have admitted to liking comics, if at all. I'm not saying that you have to ever give up like comics. And you can read Harry Potter, and go to Pixar movies for as long as you want. But there is no doubt that for MOST of comic books history, comics were cheesy, and comic book movies were targeting kids. It wasn't until the late 80's to early 90's that kids stopped moving on to adult things, and how that has lead to a weird crazy society, ect. Why go there.
What I am saying though is that pre 2000, all super hero movies were cheesy, because they were geared towards comics, and until the late 80's, comics were for kids and therefore were supposed to be a bit melodramatic and silly and even dumb. Just look Batman 66, or the Tim Burton films or even the 80's Superman films. Or TMNT. All geared towards silly fun for kids. You can enjoy them if you want as an adult, but that was who they were geared towards, and why.
It's only recently that we have oddly enough treated superhero films like there serious, which is imo, fucking weird. Even in the 1989 batman, Knox (Robert Whul) keeps bringing up how absurd it is that anyone is taking Batman seriously. Why? Because even Tim Burton knew that you were not supposed to either. Just sit back and enjoy the goofy camp.
Joel Schumacher knew this too. This is why when he was making Batman and Robin, he kept telling them to remember that this was a cartoon. Why? Because of course it was. What were people going to do, take a man dressed like a bat seriously? Take a man in an Iron suit seriously? Take a dude with a hammer seriously?
I'm telling you straight up that down the road, they will look back at our superhero films from the last 20 years and wonder what the fuck we were thinking in pretending that superhero films were not supposed to be silly campy fun.
I really like this movie, even though it has flaws. I'm probably gonna get shot for this, but it's my 4th fave live-action Batman movie of the 10 we have right now. So much fun!
I love this cinemasins video so much and I don't even know why. I keep coming back to it
9:38 "Yeah... that's a cone!"
9:44 "Cone!
Why not just call Riddler's device "The Bishop"??
1995 : bat man forever
2018 : wakanda forever !!!!
Sniper boi yeah that movie was garbage too
I understood that reference
Andrew Pycke nope
and now I'm sad unexpectedly...Boseman just passed
Great video love the channel I binge watch it often. Especially as I currently still don't have a job due to the virus. I'm looking and I have more phone numbers to call. But mostly thank you for inspiring me to go listen to The Flaming Lips. Now I will continue watching the sin counter as your video progresses. And I've always loved the audio out takes on your videos. Thank you for educating me. Keep making videos I will continue to keep liking commenting and watching them to completion. Have a nice day.
Val was fine, George was sadly funny (in the wrong way), and Adam West is a legend. But my favorite later-half-20th-century-live-action-batman was Michael Keeton.
thank you for calling it a grotesque and not a gargoyle.
Gargoyle. It's a gargoyle.
“Caffeine WILL KILL YA!!!” My favorite Joke
Definitely reloaded your voice is deeper now! It threw me off for just a second lol. Batman and Robin along with this one are for sure a guilty pleasure of mine, they came out when I was pretty young so I enjoy the laugh they give me. But I will never say it wasn't horribly made lol.
There are usually two or more villains in Batman movie who actually cooperate with each other in some part of the movie...
Returns: Penguin, Max Schreck, Catwoman
Forever: Riddler, Two-Face
Robin: Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Bane
Begins: Ras al Ghul, Scarecrow, Falcone
Dark Knight: Joker, Two Face
DKR: Bane, Catwoman, Talia al Ghul
The best thing you can say about this movie is that Bill Finger, the creator of Batman, said Val Kilmer did a better job than any other actor portraying the kind of melancholy genius he had always tried to capture when writing the character.
Cool. Never seen an interview conducted by ouija board or seance. I mean, they'd have to be considering Bill Finger died in 1974.
@@Macephtopheles He might have meant Bob Kane. Co creator of batman. Died in 1998
@Macephtopheles he definitely meant Bob Kane
You didn't mention the absolutely ridiculous, wobbly vertical stabilizer on the Batmobile. You also didn't mention the fact that Dick Grayson looks to be in his late twenties instead of his early to middle teens.
My favorite Batman movie... and Nicole Kidman never looked more beautiful than in this movie.
While I also like Batman Forever, that's a bold statement you made, considering Batman 1989, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and Mask of the Phantasm. But I understand, it has a nice campy feel to it and many people said the same when it first came out. The co-creator of Batman (Bob Kane) even said Val Kilmer was his favorite Bruce Wayne/Batman until he died in 1998.
I absolutely love this movie...
I've watched it probably at least 30 times lol it's great
Whoa hang on now...The Lost Boys is AWESOME!
Yeah dunno what tf that dig at the Lost Boys was all about.
I mean yea it’s not exactly aged well in terms of special effects and it’s cheesy but I fuckin love it and still watch it every October lol
"Death by stereo!" 😀
@@stereomike75 He also called it 'Lost Boys' too, rather than *The* Lost Boys lol
@@elvalight2135 The cheese is what makes it so good...warm, delicious, nostalgic cheese.
"That just happened. In a goddamn Batman movie." For reminding me of All Star Batman and Robin, you get a sin! [ding!]
"WHAT ARE YOU DENSE, YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHIN? I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN."
The end credit songs by Seal and U2 outweighs the sins. They´re awesome!
5:48
Agreed
Actor: breathes
CinemaSins: ding!
I wonder which Darth Vader breathing sound - Normal or damaged apparatus - Jeremy would sin, and why he'd sin it.
You couldn’t have fixed the “General Ackbar” mistake before re-uploading this?
He wanted to keep the authenticity of the classic Cinemasins apathy.
I was about to say exactly this!
Nah this is a re upload what your waiting for is a remastered edition lol
For whatever reason, I find this one of the funniest sins in your collection. Usually, no more than a few seconds pass by without me bursting into laughter on this one 😂
Please do The Dark Crystal one day! I’d love to see that old movie get some Moreno light even if it is the movie’s sins!
Love your content and what you do!
Still one of my favorite soundtracks of the 90s
Yeah, I really liked Seal's 'Kiss From a Rose.'
The soundtrack was SO GOOD. Miles better than the movie
THE LOST BOYS IS AN 80'S MOVIE JOY! IT'S A LITTLE CHEESY BUT IT'S AMAZING! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
15:34
Just like the “S” on Superman’s suit, the “R” stands for “Hope”
The director didn't think Billy Dee Williams would be able to pull off Two Face's character which is why Tommy got asked to come in instead.
1:21 GENERAL Ackbar? Excuse me wtf
To be fair...Riddler was originally a discount Joker, so Jim Carry's goofy attitude is pretty accurate...for the time.
brucifer -
It’s pretty much how he acted in every movie he was in during the 90s.
@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker I know, hence why he was a good choice.
brucifer He was actually doing the sixties riddler
@@sportsfan2299 ...not sure why the word "actually" is needed considering what you said is the very same point I was making.
@@sportsfan2299 yep modeled after Gorshins over the top performance
11:03 John Cena’s five knuckle shuffle usually lands closer than that
9:30 Ah, pawns... the basic attackers in basic rules of chess. Perfect.