Should I make another video on Batman or even L in the future? Let me know. Q&A (Read More) Q. What about Rem? A. This is in reference to the "Post-L" scenario I gave, and Rem fades away after dealing with L so Rem wouldn't be around to do anything, and I already explained that the first situation would have to end too quickly in either Batman or Light's favor for Rem or Misa to even appear. So in no situation would Rem ever be involved in Batman VS Kira. Q. You said Rebirth Batman, so why are you bringing up other Batman variations? A. The events of Convergence merged the Golden Age, Silver Age, Post Crisis and New 52 characters together into a single iteration that we call "Rebirth." This is why rebirth characters remember Rainbow Batman even though that happened way back in the Golden Age or how the current Superman knows about events that only Post Crisis experienced.
i love how this turned from seeing who was "smarter", and then it turned into batman being able to hear a rat whisper from 10 miles away and see ghosts
@KrazyMonkey LOL yeah, honestly Kira wouldn't last that long in the DC Universe. Not with all the superhumans, aliens, mind readers, wizards, and literal demigods around.
@@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist The only demigod i see in DC universe is Batman... the DC cash cow who is never allowed to lose, never allowed to look bad. can achieve anything because Tbh, i've never understood the need of others superheros with batman around, since dc decided he was just under the presence.
@Sookiez Boly I was talking about Wonder Woman, she is the daughter of Zeus. She could just force Light to to tell her he is Kira with her Lasso of Truth. I kind of see where you're coming from. they do make Batman very powerful for a character is supposed to be just a street-level character. But it's not like Batman can literally do anything. He can't push a giant meteor away from Earth. that's Superman's job. And he can't defeat someone like Darkseid either. So while DC does wank Batman a lot, I don't think it's as bad as you're making it out to be.
@@sookiezboly4502 you clearly dont read batman comics lol he gets his ass beaten a lot, even in the movies he still has flaws so I dont know what you're watching but batman isnt perfect
@@KrazyMonkeyGamingNet what flaws ? jesus... again with that sob story of him losing his parents at young age ? some just lost their homeland or their world... I've seen that countless time with the bat fanboys every time people point out that Batman is *god level* in the DC universe... Batmans flaws :: he's human and in some writing he's old.. wahh ah and there are also, he doesnt trust anyone, YET dc managed to turn it into the _batman contengency plan to beat anyone thanks to pullshit, plothole, PIS, plot armor to infinity_ You are not the only one loving and reading comics....
@@ether2275 Yoshikage stomp Batman very hard for a few reasons, Batman can't see stands and as far as I'm concerned Batman never shows any consistent light speed feats. Also Kira just need to touch him once to make kill him or to send Sheer Hearth attack. So unless batman has an Anti stand spray he is pretty much screwed or some fans will come to explain me that batman is Omnipotent and would win.
Batman could do it. Light’s a smart guy, but even in his own story he had a noticeable pattern, and kept falling into traps set for him when his own arrogance wasn’t making him slip up. All Batman would have to do is pick up on the pattern, and start eliminating suspects from the list.
And while L is a "player" before a détective (that was his downfall, Light was not an ennemy for him but just another player, he forgot that his life was at stake). Batman would remain masked all the time.
Batman has over 5k comics while Death Note has one and a little extra... . Batman is mostly written to be the very best... Because he is almost always the writers favorite character Also he is "intelligent" with no actual evidence 98 Percent of the time (HE IS LITERALLY LIKE THE HATED NEAR)
@@Burn66665 And Near caught Light because he got super sloppy, had a predictable pattern and fell into stupid traps. Therefore, I posit that by the transitive property of overrated characters, Batman could also catch Light.
@@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uzpeople seem to forget that L knew almost immediately. He was just in a spot where evidence was paramount as you said, but also was hell -bent on true justice and doing things the right way. Batman would snatch that twerp right out of his house
@@Nnothingg- More like "The average that a human blinks per day is 28,000 times. whenever we talk about kira, you blink 28,001 more times than that of the average human, In conclusion your kira."
4:00 More evidence that Bruce refers to himself as Batman in his head: Episode of Batman Beyond, a villain planted a microscopic speaker on Bruce to try and convince himself that he was crazy and should kill himself. Bruce never doubted that it was a trap for a second. When Terry asked him how he knew that it wasn't actually a voice in his head, Bruce says "It kept calling me Bruce. But in my mind, that's not what I call myself."
Can’t remember which game, I think it was Arkham City, that Batman while in the batsuit refers to Bruce Wayne as a different person. Something like “…they have files on Bruce Wayne…” It’s been a long time but I always thought that was funny.
@Optimus27 ehhh, I think bruce is just as smart if not smarter in some areas.. i think if anything bruce would probably respect light in the begining when he was just killing the scum.
If I recall, you need to touch the Death Note to see its Shimigami. That is a hard set rule. What he can do, however, is make a very good prediction of where they are.
@@Panther-Strife4724 They haven't revealed his real name really. Some universes give him one(for example Arthur Fleck in the movie Joker) but the comic book Joker is still unknown. Especially since there are three.
Kira: I’LL TAKE THIS POTATO CHIP AND EAT IT! Batman right behind him: Enjoy it. It’ll be your last. In all seriousness, Batman can hide his presence from Superman/Superboy.
L: I know Light is actually Kira. I just need to prove it to everybody else. Batman: I know Light is actually Kira. I just need to put him in a body cast so he can't write names.
Good Video, except some things like Ryuk being sense-able by Bruce being totally made up. We have no reason to think Bruce could see or even just slightly notice Ryuk, at all. No evidence or proof.
Honestly I think that Light Yagami would immediately have a heel realization the moment he realizes that Batman is coming after him. It will sink in that he's a bad guy.
You kidding? Light doesn’t care, he’ll use any justifications he can to excuse his actions as Justice. If someone is working against him, clearly THEY are the ones in the wrong, what Light is doing is good, he can’t be wrong, he’s a god. He was considering killing his family by episode 3 and killing innocent people with no thought by episode 5, some masked vigilante isn’t going to make him question his conviction just by saying he was wrong
That's assuming that he knows Bats is after him. Batman's entire thing is operating from the shadows & (preferably) gathering evidence before even letting a perp know he's after them. L has legal jurisdiction. Batman can only leave evidence for law enforcement to find & use
Light meets Batman Light: sneezes Batman: You’re Kira Light:wha- Batman: You kill people by writing their names in the death note, and you are able to specify the cause and time of the death. If you do not specify the time of death the person will die of a heart attack. Light:.... Batman: I can also see the shinigami behind you.
The one disadvantage that L had was that Light knew that the police and L were after him. He also had access to police files. Batman wouldn't announce his investigation into the open like that. He would silently look for Kira without raising suspicion. That means Kira has to find out first that Batman is after him and he also would have to discover his real identity.
An orphaned detective with martial arts training working with a British butler, to take down a psychotic killer with a crazy clingy blonde girlfriend. Hmm
Next up: Orphaned detective with martial arts training working with a British butler to take down a killer with a hand fetish who only wants to live a quiet, peaceful life in a town that has had reports of mysterious disappearances. Probably will encounter supernatural people. If they are supernatural. Hm.
I never thought a novel could tell a mystery as compelling as a video game or tv show, but the L novels are absolutely incredible. I definitely have a hard time getting focused on books, but the BB Murder Case had me so hooked I just sat and read it to completion in one go
One MAJOR problem that Kira has vs Batman is that Kira has pretty much no way to establish a threat at the beginning. L literally announced himself to Kira face to face, Batman would NEVER do this unless it was already over. Yes, Kira could figure out Batman's birth name if he had time but Kira would not even know Batman was a threat until it would be too late.
Kira seeing Batman as a threat would depend on whether or not Light would support Batman. Personally I don’t think he would, there was never a point where Light in the series was like “Hey you believe in Justice too! I won’t target you”. Even when the Second Kira supported his cause he immediately wanted them dead. Assuming Batman is well known, at least a cult status, then chances are Kira would target him.
@@basilniebla5535 Bear in mind, Light is also a vigilante though. Honestly, I just dont think Batman would be a high priority for Light even if he didnt approve of or like him. Batman takes on criminals like the Joker whose identities are pretty much impossible to find and thus are pretty much impossible to stop by any methods Light has available (and Batman's arrests of some of them may even help uncover their identities for Light to put in the Death Note), so I think he'd likely at least let him be until other, more evil, criminals are gone and dealt with. Basically, if nothing else, leaving Batman be would probably be something Light would see as beneficial to himself, at least for the time being, unless he knew Batman was an immediate threat to himself. If Batman is on his radar at all, Light might check the headlines, keep an eye on if any Batman activity is sighted in Japan, which would likely be the only circumstance Light might know before it's too late that Batman is on his case. But considering that Bruce tries extra hard to remain unseen when operating as Batman outside of Gotham, it's not likely Light will suspect anything until it's already pretty much game over
@@BroadwayRonMexico Though I think you have some points there’s something else that goes against Batman’s favor. If L doesn’t exist in this universe then the Task Force doesn’t exist either, since it was L who formed it for the Kira investigation. Plus L’s media stunt against Kira would not have happened either. So then they wouldn’t know Kira is specifically in the Kanto region, let alone that he actually exists. All this to say, the only knowledge Batman would have on Kira is that a) he is Japanese, based on the first death in Shinjuku and that b) he is a Student, based on the times. Even if the NPA began withholding information that Kira ends up using (which if L’s stunt didn’t happen the NPA wouldn’t have a reason to believe Kira even exists, and probably wouldn’t do that), it wouldn’t immediately make Light a prime suspect. Any Police Officer and their Families in Tokyo could be a suspect.
then light becomes a killer himself , and plus police officers/soldiers are killers , you can never stop killing , heck humanity and all life on earth has killed each other from the very beginning
now imagine batman is living in normal world where no superhuman power exist...only lowly criminals...then what make you think that batman immediately find that there is supernatural activity going on... Batman only win because of his plot armor and Bcuz DC wants to make profit out of him...Batman never able to stop apokolips war but constatine does...he could not stop flash point paradox...he was dumb in injustice...
@@majocstle7095 but there is batman, and both are dc animated movie and game...How can you say it is not canon...Now when your messiah batman failed then its non canon wow
@@shadowmonarch3155 Ironic since Marvel has plot armor as well when Punisher killed the Marvel Universe and Marvel Zombie's. Civil War also Deadpool has plot armor his whole stick is breaking the 4th wall and talking gibberish.
Honestly, even if Batman as a name worked… Kira might just not even try putting Batman into the book out of assumption. Also I’d love to see a Hellblazer Deathnote crossover.
Kira: *breathes* Batman: Your name is Yoshikage Kira. You're 33 years old, and you're not married. You live in Morioh, where the villas are. To make your living, you work for the Kame-yu department stores. You don't smoke, but you occasionally drink. You get to bed no later than 23:00, and you always make sure to get 7 hours of sleep. After 30 minutes of stretches and drinking a warm cup of milk, you have no problem falling asleep, and each morning, like a baby, you wake up feeling refreshed, without any fatigue.
Kira: bites za dusto! *as soon as Kira wakes up on the reset day* Batman who’s standing over him and his bed: you’ve also got a power that lets you reset the day (lifts up jar) and these nail clippings give me a rough estimate of how many people you’ve killed
@Tidder T That's actually incorrect. Good or evil doesn't make you the protagonist or antagonist. You can have a protagonist with evil intent. Also, don't knock other media just because you like another.
Canonically Batman can use magic to a degree! He has minor chi manipulation, astral projection and lucid dreaming (via his insanity or abnormal willpower), some basic voodoo knowledge and basic true name magic so having a way to see Ryuk might not be farfetched!
@@sammyjaohnson5631 I hope he would give Kira a gut punch lol for Kira it would be less painful than the bullets he got at the end of the series though ROFL
Assuming Batman is as thorough as usual he'd almost certainly find Kira's first kill while constructing the list of victims to determine a connection. Batman always starts with trying to find a connection and homing in on Japan would be easy. I think the biggest "if" is narrowing it down to Kanto only because it was originally just speculation that Kira lived there due to the population. After that everything falls into place much like it did for L. "Alfred, I've been going over the victims of these mysterious criminal murders. The initial victims were all located in Japan, and shortly before the prisoners began suffering fatal heart attacks there was an incident where a gunman held a school hostage and suffered a similar heart attack while the situation was being broadcast Alfred: Well, Master Bruce, it seems even I could deduce that our Kira is a Japanese resident. "Yes, but how does he do it? And where could he be hiding?" Alfred: "All good questions for another time, sir. According to my schedule, you have an engagement to get to." "Time... Schedule. Alfred, that's it. The killings are all occuring in specific windows of time. Late afternoon into early evening. Never during the day." Alfred: Perhaps Kira cannot commit atrocities while stuck in business meetings." "Perhaps. Or maybe he can't do it because he's sitting in a classroom."
This caught me off guard and cracked me up. I bet he would see Light’s intelligence through his testing. “Bump into him” in public, pickpocket the notebook, then check for fingerprints. Also speaking of simple solutions, wouldn’t Batman just break light’s hands instantly if light ever tried anything?
Wait, then why doesn't the Joker go after Batman with that knowledge? The clown has said he doesn't screw with the IRS. Who's writing these comics and can't try and write a non-serious Batman series with the Joker calling him out for tax evasion.
Guy in a philanthropist, who made homeless shelters for homeless people. And paid for most of the people's stuff. He actually pays taxes, well it technically taxes but a premature tax
@@TheSh1nyZoroark because badman does not evade taxes. It's a stupid stereotype that rich people don't pay taxes, when in reality they pay in one year what this sad worm will in his whole life
I get the feeling that if you leaned into the dc side of things, batman would end up somehow learning that a Shinigami's powers were being used for this, and then immediately figure out countermeasures to make him immune to their powers and then completely ignore Kira and just smack around the Death Gods for a bit
Here's a scary thought for you: Batman defeats light, he collects the evidence, beats him up, and submits it all to the police. However... Batman realizes the Death Note is too dangerous an artifact to leave out in the open world, even in the hands of a Government. Batman considers destroying the Death Note at first, maybe burning it... and them remembers creatures like Darksied and Brainiac exist in the universe. Batman now has the Death Note locked away in a vault in the Bat Cave, and now, theoretically, Batman is the most powerful being in the entire universe.
The problem is Batman still wouldn't bother using it because of the fact he doesn't kill. However... John Constantine would definitely have a ballpark with it, considering that he could care less where he ends up given the fact that he's made so many deals with demons, EVERYONE in Hell wants a piece of his soul. At this point in Constantine's career as a Warlock, what's one more deal with a shinigami? Long story short, i would see Batman consulting with either John Constantine or Zatanna about the Death Note, what it can do, and debating whether to use it, destroy it, or lock it away so that NO ONE can use it... no exceptions.
@@jamari6129 true, but the Death Note can influence anyone else alive. If someone living has figured out a way to kill or weaken a Shinigami, they can be influenced by the Death Note as long as they're NOT a Death Note user themselves. The Death Note can't influence other Death Gods or Death Note users, but anyone else is free game.
There is an episode of Batman Beyond where someone is trying to get Bruce to question his mental health by giving him commands to drive him insane and kill himself. At the end, Terry asks, "So, how did you know you weren't going crazy? How did you know it was a trick?" Bruce replies with, "The voice in my head called me 'Bruce.'"
This question is kinda absurd to ask. We're talking about a guy that figured out a God in their universe was sniped by another God using a gun that fired a bullet that traveled backwards through time 50 years...this was his first and absolutely correct deduction.
@Mekhi Rawlins before and during final crisis, i think it was in batman #701-702? or is it batman #682-683? yeah, batman figured it out. he was the best bet the league has in solving the case, just right after the events of r.i.p
@@kishinasura1504 Actually you have that in reverse. Darkseid may be a bold tactician but hes not a stupid one, all of his moves are extremely well calculated and he knows when to keep quiet about his hidden motives. Light, while a genius is extremely prone to human arrogance and all of his greatest mistakes has been caused by this throughout the anime/manga.
Pokemon actually can die anime just doesn't show it lol even cannon game lore states it but it wouldn't matter pokemon aren't human so it probably wouldn't work
When Batman grabbed the lasso of truth, he said that he's Batman because, and I quote, "I'm Batman." You can't argue with Batman saying that he's Batman because he's Batman.
There's also the fact that Bruce made a seperate dissociative identity of Batman, just in case if he ever lost his memory, got hypnotized, or had to "leave" his Wayne identity behind. Only problem is that this identity became a more insane and far more violent force of vigilante justice, and has no problem killing people. But only after Bruce had already "died"
One very interesting thing to note is that Batman actually wears a mask, and I don't know if Shinigami eyes can actually see through masks or not. They can see the name of the person and their lifespan by looking at their face, but I'm not sure if they would be able to do that if the face is covered. And there is no way Batman is letting Light see his face or remove his mask. What I'm wondering is, is Light Capable of figuring out who batman is?
I haven't read the manga, but if you go by the anime interpretation, tinted riot helmets kept the police and Task Force safe during the Sakura TV incident, and while arresting Higuchi; although I don't think it was explicitly said and shown by Misa or Higuchi that "oh, damn, I can't see their name". So, he's PROBABLY okay? If that mask gets damaged, though, I feel like Bruce's odds drop drastically; but arranging that situation, especially without being on the Task Force or pretending to be L, seems really unlikely for Light. As for Light, I feel like if it came down to it, he could probably put a list of suspects together by the video's criteria and just kill them all until Batman drops off the map, so if he really puts his head to it, Batman's fucked. I would say that probably gives him a bit of a time limit.
The best detective in the world: a lonely chillionaire orphan that barely sleeps, burns calories like crazy, knows how to fight, doesn't wear colorful clothes and is always in company of his loyal butler that raised him like his son, is trying to catch a psychopath serial killer with a contagious laugh that is helped by a beautiful blonde that would do anything for him, despite he only uses her as a tool... Death Note and Batman in a nutshell... PD: Lets not forget about his pupils: The centered kid that, despite still being under his shadow, managed to carve a name of his own and became a good successor; and the streetwise kid that used questionable methods and died at the hands of the psychopath serial killer.
I wonder how the Joker would use a Death Note. Maybe he'd use a couple times to kill people in demented and funny ways, but end up bored with it because it is too effective at killing select people and not really a fun toy to play with.
I suspect the Joker would quickly get bored of it. The Death Note can’t kill anyone in impossible ways or ways that aren’t physically possible, so the Joker couldn’t say, kill Commissioner Gordon by gassing him and sending him to the Phantom Zone after spending a year with nothing to last in the Antarctic. It’s a weird example, I know, but Joker is one of those characters who likes to put on a crazy show with his crimes and the Death Note operates within the bounds of reason and logic.
@@JokersPalace3384 I mean, techincally the death note can't do those things because within the universe of the anime those things can't happen, but if the death note finds itself in a universe where said things can and have happened, couldnt it make it work? Since within this universe all those things fall within logic and reason of said place, contrary to the original universe of the death note
@@skeletortheskeleton1357 technically yes. The biggest issue regardless of the continuity it finds itself in, it must be physically possible. If Gordon can access the Phantom Zone or a portal to it, then Joker could absolutely cast him there. If Gordon can’t or isn’t aware of it, then no. Also, I think Joker would be the worst super villain to give it to. Jervis Tetch would be nearly unstoppable, if he figures out that he can write “becomes a loyal servant to me until their natural death.” It would be his holy grail.
@@tchoythao5579 he said it belongs to god which is a different thing entirely. The mobius chair provides all the knowledge in the universe and can answer any question but the price is you can never leave it.
Batman typically goes after criminals who are physically performing a crime. However, Kira doesn't physically perform any crime. Batman will very likely silently investigate him. By the time Kira realises Batman is investigating him Batman would literally be behind him.
Yeah the video was kind of annoying because he spent so much time talking about if Light would kill Batman after figuring out he was Bruce Wayne, he wouldn’t have a reason to until it was too late
@@jadeninja9jadeninja9 I think it was important to set up stakes. That IF Kira knew about Batman, and IF he knew the other was after him, it wouldn't take long for him to strike and he would kill Batman even if he didn't have proof of Bruce Wayne being Batman. That this was the only way for Kira to win. But... Batman would never have allowed that and he wouldn't give Kira the chance to know he was there, until he was literally right behind him. Probably scaring Ryuk in the process XD;
A point which may affect this whole scenario would be if Light views gotham as "needing justice" when he's starting out, with Gotham being so crime infested. Would Light view the billionaire Bruce Wayne doing nothing to affect crime in his city and constantly getting richer as evil enough to die? Light may completely accidently thwart batman searching for him before Batman can even truly begin.
@@chongwillson972 kinda depends on what batman, and what spiderman, there are certain versions of batman that are unbearably OP but the same with spidey
@@punk5585 This. If both were bloodlusted and Batman had no prep time he most definitely loses 100%. In other cases Batman without prep time could beat Spider-Man, but Spider-Man could also beat him. I'd say it's 60/40 in Spider-Man's favor. (Maybe less, maybe more) With prep though, Batman wins about 92% of time (maybe more, maybe less)
As soon as Batman suspects that the case involves the supernatural he would hire Constantine or Zatanna as consultants, they would tell him that this is the work of a death note and its related shinigami and explain him exactly how it works, John would probably even have a dethnote lyng around at home.
Also I feel like since this is Batman in the Death Note universe, none of the other super heroes/villains would be there except the ones that are just normal people. Super powers don’t exist in Death Note
@@calebshepherd8435 neither does Batman but this hypothetical exists. Also Death gods exist in this universe, so superpowers also existing isn’t that impossible.
@@eatinganemone89 actually it is impossible since the series ended and no superpowers were ever introduced. Plus the superpowers would really undercut the shows themes. These are lame meta reasons but the point still stands
@@beastiebro in a novel a 4yo L beats up a bunch of teenagers basicaly using taijutsu from naruto. Its a canon novel. Superpowers are not that impossible.
@@eusguri2731 Taijutsu/Jujutsu refers any combat skill, technique, or martial art that is usually focused on unarmed combat. Humans are capable of that irl... i.e. not a superpower Edit: his extremely high IQ is more of a superpower than him knowing how to fight as a kid
Beautifully executed, and well thought out. Definitely enjoyed listening to this during my lunch break. Here's a fun idea, what if white revealed himself to Ichigo much sooner? Or, more simply put, he didn't play along with Yuwach.
@Purple Panther martha cause of batman vs superman daw of justice and in the events of rebirth i'm pretty sure he had metron's chair which made him the god of knowledge and flash became the god of death etc. the chair of knowledge knows everything and if batman asks a question it immediately answers exce[t joker's name
@Władca Wymiaru Honestly would the Death Note even work on Superman? I mean the Death Note was made to kill humans, and Superman ins't human so... Plus even if it could work on Superman, Light still probably wouldn't be able to kill Superman with the Death Note because Superman isn't Superman's real name. In fact Clark Kent isn't his real name either. Kal-El is Superman's real name so unless Light figures that out somehow I don't see how Light would be able to kill Superman even if the Death Note could work on Superman. On the other hand Superman is a pretty smart guy (he is a journalist after all) he should be able to find out Kira's true identity without too much difficulty, and if not he could always get help from Batman and the other Justice League members. Not to mention Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen who are also journalists and therefore would also be able to help Superman solve the Kira case if he needed their help. Honesty the DC Universe is just too OP for Light/Kira. Light's feats are impressive by the standards of his own Universe, but when you compare to some of the crazy shit that the characters from the DC Universe have been able to pull off over the years you realize that Light is just a big fish in a small pond. Light would be a C level villain at best if he existed in the DC Universe and he would most likely be manipulated by someone like Luthor or Ra's al Ghul and he would just end up being one of their lackeys.
Should I make another video on Batman or even L in the future? Let me know.
Q&A (Read More)
Q. What about Rem?
A. This is in reference to the "Post-L" scenario I gave, and Rem fades away after dealing with L so Rem wouldn't be around to do anything, and I already explained that the first situation would have to end too quickly in either Batman or Light's favor for Rem or Misa to even appear. So in no situation would Rem ever be involved in Batman VS Kira.
Q. You said Rebirth Batman, so why are you bringing up other Batman variations?
A.
The events of Convergence merged the Golden Age, Silver Age, Post Crisis and New 52 characters together into a single iteration that we call "Rebirth." This is why rebirth characters remember Rainbow Batman even though that happened way back in the Golden Age or how the current Superman knows about events that only Post Crisis experienced.
wow amazin idea
Yes
the adult guy that turned to a kid...case close animee
More batman
Either or would be good
Batman sees one speck of dust at the crime scene.
Batman: "Oh yeah, it's all coming together."
I imagined him doing that Kronk bit.
Can Kronk crack the Kira case?
I saw an ant shift to the right
Arkham Batman basically...
Johny No Way u watch rdc world?
"Yeah, definitely the butler, that speck of dust came from his duster. And it's always the butler."
Light:
Batman: “You may not realize it, but that sneeze contained about 7.2 GB of information about you.”
Does it have DNA in it 🤔
7.2 GB that’s too little
One Oh Yeah Yeah Person In PDFs?
I thought I killed Mr. house
I actually laughed out loud 🤣🤣
Light: I'm gonna take a potato chip, and eat it!
Batman: that was your first, and last mistake.
Batman says that while he's right behind him 😂
I can imagine him with the rohan face when he was at the door
LOL!!!!!!
Haha! That's some funny shit right there!
@@uncleearl1886 thanks
i love how this turned from seeing who was "smarter", and then it turned into batman being able to hear a rat whisper from 10 miles away and see ghosts
Kira: I AM PEAK HUMAN INTELLIGENCE!
Batman: And that is your problem. Limiting yourself to human capabilities.
That sounds like something Bruce Wayne would say.
OMG 😆
Lol!
He didnt limit himself to human capabilities though
ouuufff that hit me deep
Superman using x-ray vision: "hmmm why is this kid writing down names in a notebook and screaming I'm god."
@KrazyMonkey LOL yeah, honestly Kira wouldn't last that long in the DC Universe. Not with all the superhumans, aliens, mind readers, wizards, and literal demigods around.
@@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist
The only demigod i see in DC universe is Batman... the DC cash cow who is never allowed to lose, never allowed to look bad. can achieve anything because
Tbh, i've never understood the need of others superheros with batman around, since dc decided he was just under the presence.
@Sookiez Boly I was talking about Wonder Woman, she is the daughter of Zeus. She could just force Light to to tell her he is Kira with her Lasso of Truth.
I kind of see where you're coming from. they do make Batman very powerful for a character is supposed to be just a street-level character. But it's not like Batman can literally do anything. He can't push a giant meteor away from Earth. that's Superman's job. And he can't defeat someone like Darkseid either. So while DC does wank Batman a lot, I don't think it's as bad as you're making it out to be.
@@sookiezboly4502 you clearly dont read batman comics lol he gets his ass beaten a lot, even in the movies he still has flaws so I dont know what you're watching but batman isnt perfect
@@KrazyMonkeyGamingNet
what flaws ? jesus... again with that sob story of him losing his parents at young age ? some just lost their homeland or their world...
I've seen that countless time with the bat fanboys every time people point out that Batman is *god level* in the DC universe...
Batmans flaws :: he's human and in some writing he's old.. wahh
ah and there are also, he doesnt trust anyone, YET dc managed to turn it into the _batman contengency plan to beat anyone thanks to pullshit, plothole, PIS, plot armor to infinity_
You are not the only one loving and reading comics....
-"Who is Kira?"
-"There are 2 Kiras"
*Ends up in Morioh*
Kira queen no daisan no bakudan bites za dusto
Now lets see if he could beat this Kira.
You were expecting kira...
But it was I
Dio!!!
*Laugh in soul level Destuction bomb and time reset bomb*
@@ether2275 Yoshikage stomp Batman very hard for a few reasons, Batman can't see stands and as far as I'm concerned Batman never shows any consistent light speed feats. Also Kira just need to touch him once to make kill him or to send Sheer Hearth attack.
So unless batman has an Anti stand spray he is pretty much screwed or some fans will come to explain me that batman is Omnipotent and would win.
Batman could do it. Light’s a smart guy, but even in his own story he had a noticeable pattern, and kept falling into traps set for him when his own arrogance wasn’t making him slip up. All Batman would have to do is pick up on the pattern, and start eliminating suspects from the list.
And while L is a "player" before a détective (that was his downfall, Light was not an ennemy for him but just another player, he forgot that his life was at stake). Batman would remain masked all the time.
Batman has over 5k comics while Death Note has one and a little extra...
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Batman is mostly written to be the very best... Because he is almost always the writers favorite character
Also he is "intelligent" with no actual evidence 98 Percent of the time (HE IS LITERALLY LIKE THE HATED NEAR)
@@Burn66665 And Near caught Light because he got super sloppy, had a predictable pattern and fell into stupid traps. Therefore, I posit that by the transitive property of overrated characters, Batman could also catch Light.
True, figuring Kira's identity wasn't hard for L. The problem was getting definitive evidence to prove it to others
@@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uzpeople seem to forget that L knew almost immediately. He was just in a spot where evidence was paramount as you said, but also was hell -bent on true justice and doing things the right way. Batman would snatch that twerp right out of his house
It will be easy for Batman. He will just pull out his Kira detector from his utility belt.
why does this comment have no likes? this is gold 😂
Bat-Kira Detector
Kira batrepellent
😂
"wait, why is it pointing at this david bowie wannabe?"
Light: *Breathes*
Batman: “ you know.....you’re the only person around here with a big ass shinigami following you”
😂😂
Light:Nani???
LMFAOOO
yes batman can see ghost and sense chi/magic
@@closegripbenchpress489 can he? I thought he needs help from Constantine or zatanna to do that
kira: how did you find me
Batman: because u breathe 0.0001% faster than usual
More like i heard someone in this area writes more than other people i traced his pencil receipts and thus i concluded it was you
@@Nnothingg- More like "The average that a human blinks per day is 28,000 times. whenever we talk about kira, you blink 28,001 more times than that of the average human, In conclusion your kira."
You ate that potatoe chip WAY too theatrically to have actually just been doing homework.
@@Leo122188 i see u used d theatricality part a bit literally
@@Leo122188 This would ACTUALLY be Batman's observation haha
4:00 More evidence that Bruce refers to himself as Batman in his head: Episode of Batman Beyond, a villain planted a microscopic speaker on Bruce to try and convince himself that he was crazy and should kill himself. Bruce never doubted that it was a trap for a second. When Terry asked him how he knew that it wasn't actually a voice in his head, Bruce says "It kept calling me Bruce. But in my mind, that's not what I call myself."
Can’t remember which game, I think it was Arkham City, that Batman while in the batsuit refers to Bruce Wayne as a different person. Something like “…they have files on Bruce Wayne…” It’s been a long time but I always thought that was funny.
Power scaling? No, we’re too sophisticated for that, this is intellect scaling
intelligence is power
The more you know. 🌠
@Optimus27 ehhh, I think bruce is just as smart if not smarter in some areas.. i think if anything bruce would probably respect light in the begining when he was just killing the scum.
He should also do and Light vs Detective Conan..i would like to sew that..
@@pdors94 agreed, that or a full on deathnote vs case closed crossover.
Batman: "judging by the fact that the temperature of this room raised by 0.12 degrees means that kiras hiding behind the couch"
Lmfao, I got this reference. It's from that video on smart anime guys in a nutshell, right?
@@bongobongo3661 yes
Just jacked Caleb City shit huh
Rdcworld1?
This that one video. It was something like "how smart guys act in anime" or something like that, right?
Light: *Closes Door*
Batman: "Wait a second..." *Rewinds the tape* "...I see. So he _is_ Kira."
Underrated comment
Here, your 69 likes
@@projektgeronimo2696 no
@@Yorana9069 bruh lol
@@projektgeronimo2696 💀
If Batman can see Deadman, he can see a Shinigami. Plus, he’d immediately know Magic was being used from the way the killings are done.
If I recall, you need to touch the Death Note to see its Shimigami. That is a hard set rule. What he can do, however, is make a very good prediction of where they are.
It’s nice to see look at Batman detective skills rather than looking at what he can do in a fight.
I mean yeah cuz obv Kira isnt gunna do shit to Batman in a physical fight. The only chanced he ever had would be in a fight of Brains.
he uses his detective skills while fighting LMAO. This determines what he can do in a fight! LMAO!
Batman has an IQ of 195. Not only that but some incarnations of Batman like One Million Batman he has an IQ of a 1050.
Time Master 101 this would be a fight, just an intellectual one
Not hating
Criminals mysteriously dying in Japan
Batman: not my problem
*light kills joker*
Batman: now it’s my problem
But what is Jokers real name?
We don't know
@@Panther-Strife4724 Bruce Wayne
@@Panther-Strife4724 They haven't revealed his real name really. Some universes give him one(for example Arthur Fleck in the movie Joker) but the comic book Joker is still unknown. Especially since there are three.
@@dragonslaya6203 I think the jokers are figments of batman's imagination
Light:*breaths*
Batman:Your name is light Yagami you’re Kira there’s a death note in between your drawer and I can see that shinigami next to you
This
Seems legit
Toonforce
Batman:
You are lying to me
I feel murderous intent
And wtf is that thing there floating behind you
He's Batman not Sherlock
Kira: I’LL TAKE THIS POTATO CHIP AND EAT IT!
Batman right behind him: Enjoy it. It’ll be your last.
In all seriousness, Batman can hide his presence from Superman/Superboy.
“You’re getting 25 to life”
6ix9ine: You know bout that Kira guy?
william Williams best comment lmfao
6ix9ine: *gets killed by Kira because he's technically a criminal*
Xander Swamp Kira: “STOOPID I’m not gon let you get the chance”
This thread is amazing
I'd like ur comment but it's has 420 likes so.....
The Death Note: *falls into Light's hands*
Batman, in America, before anyone's even died: Ah, it's all coming together
M
Km la
Lp
La l ok
Light: *Picks it up*
Batman: Ah, you set off my trap.
L: I know Light is actually Kira. I just need to prove it to everybody else.
Batman: I know Light is actually Kira. I just need to put him in a body cast so he can't write names.
Spider-man: I want you to live
Batman: I honestly I'd go both ways
Kira: DEATH IT IS
@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 As a fan of all 3 of the franchises, I CAN confirm this is how it'll go down.
@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 Telepathic Killing cannot Affect peter its been shown in the Comics.
@@theunknownpunch3444 ik, but remember superior Spider-man
Good Video, except some things like
Ryuk being sense-able by Bruce being totally made up.
We have no reason to think Bruce could see or
even just slightly notice Ryuk, at all. No evidence or proof.
Honestly I think that Light Yagami would immediately have a heel realization the moment he realizes that Batman is coming after him. It will sink in that he's a bad guy.
You kidding? Light doesn’t care, he’ll use any justifications he can to excuse his actions as Justice. If someone is working against him, clearly THEY are the ones in the wrong, what Light is doing is good, he can’t be wrong, he’s a god. He was considering killing his family by episode 3 and killing innocent people with no thought by episode 5, some masked vigilante isn’t going to make him question his conviction just by saying he was wrong
That's assuming that he knows Bats is after him. Batman's entire thing is operating from the shadows & (preferably) gathering evidence before even letting a perp know he's after them. L has legal jurisdiction. Batman can only leave evidence for law enforcement to find & use
Light meets Batman
Light: sneezes
Batman: You’re Kira
Light:wha-
Batman: You kill people by writing their names in the death note, and you are able to specify the cause and time of the death. If you do not specify the time of death the person will die of a heart attack.
Light:....
Batman: I can also see the shinigami behind you.
now this is real
Light : H-How did yo-?!
Batman : Because I'M BATMAN!
Ryuk: ...You know, I'm normally content to just watch things play out because you humans are entertaining, but I have several questions.
@@MsAnimefan95 Ryuk: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT
Ryuk : how
Did you touch the death note or how
Arrrhhhh.......
Light: “But, how did you know-“
Batman: “BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!”
Light : if i write your name in this note u will die.
Batman: how can u write with a broken fingers and limb?
@@heh9719 Use his mouth?
@@ehehehehlolll325 maybe
@@heh9719 Yeah lol Kira is hella smart
@@ehehehehlolll325 and batman is goddamn batman
It’s implied L is from America so who knows maybe he is Batman. All I’m saying is I’ve never seen L and Batman in the same room
Yeah but Batman is jacked
There was once an avengers × attack on titans crossover we might get this one tho who knows
Well they are fr diffent universes
@@ghostofdeath663 Bro death note is 14 years old why would there be a crossover 💀
@@BeWaReJay if the writer wants to it will happen....
The one disadvantage that L had was that Light knew that the police and L were after him. He also had access to police files. Batman wouldn't announce his investigation into the open like that. He would silently look for Kira without raising suspicion. That means Kira has to find out first that Batman is after him and he also would have to discover his real identity.
This MO is what would hand him the victory after all, above all else
Alfred: “Master Bruce how was your trip to Ja-“
Batman: “GG. EZ.”
Is that an AMONG US REFERENCE?
@@killme2675 no
@@killme2675 gamer slang.
Both of you make good points.
Bro your profile pic is Jotaro vs Dio Manga Cover redrawn as Batman vs Joker. Damn that looks lit
An orphaned detective with martial arts training working with a British butler, to take down a psychotic killer with a crazy clingy blonde girlfriend. Hmm
HOLY SHIT
Ricardo E. Ramirez the Joker and Harley.
Mind blown
Damn that sounds familiar
Next up: Orphaned detective with martial arts training working with a British butler to take down a killer with a hand fetish who only wants to live a quiet, peaceful life in a town that has had reports of mysterious disappearances.
Probably will encounter supernatural people. If they are supernatural. Hm.
Next can we have a VS battle between Light's dad and Alfred?
Ayyyyy!!!!!
Nux!!!!!
I Love your channel so much homie!!!!!
Nux Taku Alfred would curb stomp in every way
Nux with the big questions lol
Matsuda, you idiot!
its my boi nux
I never thought a novel could tell a mystery as compelling as a video game or tv show, but the L novels are absolutely incredible. I definitely have a hard time getting focused on books, but the BB Murder Case had me so hooked I just sat and read it to completion in one go
One MAJOR problem that Kira has vs Batman is that Kira has pretty much no way to establish a threat at the beginning. L literally announced himself to Kira face to face, Batman would NEVER do this unless it was already over. Yes, Kira could figure out Batman's birth name if he had time but Kira would not even know Batman was a threat until it would be too late.
Pretty much. He wouldnt even know Batman was looking for him until Batman shows up in his room to beat him up and take the Death Note
Kira seeing Batman as a threat would depend on whether or not Light would support Batman. Personally I don’t think he would, there was never a point where Light in the series was like “Hey you believe in Justice too! I won’t target you”. Even when the Second Kira supported his cause he immediately wanted them dead.
Assuming Batman is well known, at least a cult status, then chances are Kira would target him.
(In Light’s point of view Batman is a Criminal Vigilante)
@@basilniebla5535 Bear in mind, Light is also a vigilante though.
Honestly, I just dont think Batman would be a high priority for Light even if he didnt approve of or like him. Batman takes on criminals like the Joker whose identities are pretty much impossible to find and thus are pretty much impossible to stop by any methods Light has available (and Batman's arrests of some of them may even help uncover their identities for Light to put in the Death Note), so I think he'd likely at least let him be until other, more evil, criminals are gone and dealt with. Basically, if nothing else, leaving Batman be would probably be something Light would see as beneficial to himself, at least for the time being, unless he knew Batman was an immediate threat to himself.
If Batman is on his radar at all, Light might check the headlines, keep an eye on if any Batman activity is sighted in Japan, which would likely be the only circumstance Light might know before it's too late that Batman is on his case. But considering that Bruce tries extra hard to remain unseen when operating as Batman outside of Gotham, it's not likely Light will suspect anything until it's already pretty much game over
@@BroadwayRonMexico Though I think you have some points there’s something else that goes against Batman’s favor.
If L doesn’t exist in this universe then the Task Force doesn’t exist either, since it was L who formed it for the Kira investigation. Plus L’s media stunt against Kira would not have happened either. So then they wouldn’t know Kira is specifically in the Kanto region, let alone that he actually exists.
All this to say, the only knowledge Batman would have on Kira is that a) he is Japanese, based on the first death in Shinjuku and that b) he is a Student, based on the times.
Even if the NPA began withholding information that Kira ends up using (which if L’s stunt didn’t happen the NPA wouldn’t have a reason to believe Kira even exists, and probably wouldn’t do that), it wouldn’t immediately make Light a prime suspect. Any Police Officer and their Families in Tokyo could be a suspect.
Batman: if you kill a killer the amount of killers remain the same
Light: “kills multiple criminals”
then light becomes a killer himself , and plus police officers/soldiers are killers , you can never stop killing , heck humanity and all life on earth has killed each other from the very beginning
@@WallNutBreaker524 it's not that deep
Ayyyyup, the solution isn't murder, it's genocide.
Red hood: *claps*
@@connorneal5356 Oh hey Eren
The biggest advantage of Batman is that he would immediately assume that someone is using superhuman abilities to kill.
now imagine batman is living in normal world where no superhuman power exist...only lowly criminals...then what make you think that batman immediately find that there is supernatural activity going on...
Batman only win because of his plot armor and Bcuz DC wants to make profit out of him...Batman never able to stop apokolips war but constatine does...he could not stop flash point paradox...he was dumb in injustice...
@@shadowmonarch3155 if ur referring to the apokolips war movie and injustice, they ain’t main continuity canon…
@@majocstle7095 but there is batman, and both are dc animated movie and game...How can you say it is not canon...Now when your messiah batman failed then its non canon wow
@@shadowmonarch3155 Ironic since Marvel has plot armor as well when Punisher killed the Marvel Universe and Marvel Zombie's. Civil War also Deadpool has plot armor his whole stick is breaking the 4th wall and talking gibberish.
@@shadowmonarch3155 Well it really wasn't canon if we're strictly speaking about the original DC timeline. Not a batman fan btw.
Honestly, even if Batman as a name worked… Kira might just not even try putting Batman into the book out of assumption. Also I’d love to see a Hellblazer Deathnote crossover.
He would overthink it, assuming that Batman was a pseudonym.
Batman: "Boo."
Ryuk: *Screams.*
Yep
I like the reference lol
I think Ryuk would say, "Oh shit, you can see me? H-how?"
Local Shinigami has a near Batman experience
@@thefinalday5858 Haha that funny
Kira: *breathes*
Batman: Your name is Yoshikage Kira. You're 33 years old, and you're not married. You live in Morioh, where the villas are. To make your living, you work for the Kame-yu department stores. You don't smoke, but you occasionally drink. You get to bed no later than 23:00, and you always make sure to get 7 hours of sleep. After 30 minutes of stretches and drinking a warm cup of milk, you have no problem falling asleep, and each morning, like a baby, you wake up feeling refreshed, without any fatigue.
IS THAT A MOTHERFU
@@iwasted3namechangeshelp452 your next line is: A JOJO REFERENCE?
Kira: bites za dusto!
*as soon as Kira wakes up on the reset day*
Batman who’s standing over him and his bed: you’ve also got a power that lets you reset the day (lifts up jar) and these nail clippings give me a rough estimate of how many people you’ve killed
Now this was amazing
Why me
He could just look for the guy with the anime protagonist hair
Comment should have more likes made laugh
There is a TONS of them in japan believe me XD
(include idols that MCs are modeled)
But Kira's hair is surprisingly normal
@Tidder T That's actually incorrect. Good or evil doesn't make you the protagonist or antagonist. You can have a protagonist with evil intent.
Also, don't knock other media just because you like another.
@Tidder T Way to prove my point lmao
Canonically Batman can use magic to a degree! He has minor chi manipulation, astral projection and lucid dreaming (via his insanity or abnormal willpower), some basic voodoo knowledge and basic true name magic so having a way to see Ryuk might not be farfetched!
“I’m Batman” would be the last thing Kira hears before his arrest.
You mean before he get his ribs caved then go to jail
I thought this video was about Yoshikage Kira lmao
@@sammyjaohnson5631 I hope he would give Kira a gut punch lol for Kira it would be less painful than the bullets he got at the end of the series though ROFL
Watashi wa BATU MAAN desu...
I love how some people are getting mixed up the kira from death note and kira from jjba 💀
Could Scooby and the gang solve the Kira case?
Now that would be more realistic than this matchup.
Turns out Light was a schizophrenic and he would dress up as the shinigami and gets caught in the gangs trap
@@VaselineEnjoyer LMAO
That would be so lit
Shaggy would write Light’s name in the Death Note with his mind, wow 😮
Shaggy just activates ultra instinct and uses 0.00000069% of his power to detect all bad souls that he then kills in an instant. Case solved
Ryuk: "Wow, this guy seems pretty interesting-"
Batman: "Yo floating dude, you remind me of this clown I know."
Seth forgot to mention that most likely Batman would be able to see ryuk
@@helsenhorn he said that already. Did u watch the full video? Im probably getting r/wooshed or this guy isnt very bright.
@@ziggibear1920 Or maybe he stopped listening closely for 3 seconds? Geez, why passive agressive already?
@@ziggibear1920 people are incredibly stupid and you should always assume that
Fun fact: Ryuk was based on the Joker.
Batman figured out the programming code for Darkseid's forces of Apokolips. He can figure this out.
Assuming Batman is as thorough as usual he'd almost certainly find Kira's first kill while constructing the list of victims to determine a connection. Batman always starts with trying to find a connection and homing in on Japan would be easy. I think the biggest "if" is narrowing it down to Kanto only because it was originally just speculation that Kira lived there due to the population. After that everything falls into place much like it did for L.
"Alfred, I've been going over the victims of these mysterious criminal murders. The initial victims were all located in Japan, and shortly before the prisoners began suffering fatal heart attacks there was an incident where a gunman held a school hostage and suffered a similar heart attack while the situation was being broadcast
Alfred: Well, Master Bruce, it seems even I could deduce that our Kira is a Japanese resident.
"Yes, but how does he do it? And where could he be hiding?"
Alfred: "All good questions for another time, sir. According to my schedule, you have an engagement to get to."
"Time... Schedule. Alfred, that's it. The killings are all occuring in specific windows of time. Late afternoon into early evening. Never during the day."
Alfred: Perhaps Kira cannot commit atrocities while stuck in business meetings."
"Perhaps. Or maybe he can't do it because he's sitting in a classroom."
love your writing
@@nadiaromantini8836 this writing literally sounds like it was taken from a comic page or show
Dude this was amazing!
You sure you’re not batman in disguise cause that was batman speaking
That sounds so Batman TAS, I like it!!
Batman would notice Light buys a lot of apples but never eats them .
Dr. Westside good point
@@NerdyQueen1234 why would he know if he eats them
Dr. Westside but the apples do get eaten
@@OK-yy6qz he would analyse the poop and find out
This comment thread almost killed me from laughing so hard
Batman: *Checks Death Note for Fingerprints*
“It’s Light”
DA: *applauds*
This caught me off guard and cracked me up. I bet he would see Light’s intelligence through his testing. “Bump into him” in public, pickpocket the notebook, then check for fingerprints. Also speaking of simple solutions, wouldn’t Batman just break light’s hands instantly if light ever tried anything?
He would have to find it first
Hands are easy to find
@@breakfaith3031 kira yoshikage agrees
OMDANO 💀💀💀
Batman would actually probably have the CCTV footage of Light picking up the notebook.
“Slap Light like he was a filler villain.” that’s my new senior quote XD
"I am mad enough to take on Batman,not the IRS"-The Joker
I'm crazy enough to take on Batman but the irs no thank you
@@alexdenty7041 when did he say that, and lol
Man Yoshi and him would be best friends
Next Video: Can the IRS track down Kira?
@@shawnyboi7008
I think in the animated series
Batman is pretty OP for a guy whose main powers are crossfit and tax evasion
Lmao
Wait, then why doesn't the Joker go after Batman with that knowledge? The clown has said he doesn't screw with the IRS. Who's writing these comics and can't try and write a non-serious Batman series with the Joker calling him out for tax evasion.
Tax evasion is universal-level
Guy in a philanthropist, who made homeless shelters for homeless people. And paid for most of the people's stuff. He actually pays taxes, well it technically taxes but a premature tax
@@TheSh1nyZoroark because badman does not evade taxes. It's a stupid stereotype that rich people don't pay taxes, when in reality they pay in one year what this sad worm will in his whole life
I agree with your general findings, but it was still a very interesting watch! Thank you for making this video!
Sherlock: “Elementary, my dear Watson.”
Batman: “He’s a high school student, Alfred.”
? Pls explain
@@whyumad1606 elementary as he is in elementary school and batman tells alfred he is in school as l told everyone
golden lmao
@@killuasa8399 yea but what does Sherlock Holmes have to do with Alfred 🤦🏾♂️ failed joke
@@ScamFraudJean-SFJNation sherlock is talking to watson and batman is talking to alfred
"There are two Kiras."
"Who are they?"
*A Japanese highschool kid writing in a notebook and a Japanese man leaving a deli with a sandwich.*
Strawy, Reloaded Kosaku Kira
And a man who has an invisible explosive cat.
*What a beautiful DUWANG*
@@chimp1561 chew
@@chimp1561 chew
“Who is the joker?”
“There are three joker.”
“NANI?!?!”
69 likes not ruinin
@@Ishlino then they were ruined
Technically there's 6 jokers
Romero
Nicholson
Hammill
Ledger
Leto
Phoenix
lmao
@@Menaceblue3 He is referring to the comics.
There are currently 3 jokers in the DC Universe.
I get the feeling that if you leaned into the dc side of things, batman would end up somehow learning that a Shinigami's powers were being used for this, and then immediately figure out countermeasures to make him immune to their powers and then completely ignore Kira and just smack around the Death Gods for a bit
Here's a scary thought for you:
Batman defeats light, he collects the evidence, beats him up, and submits it all to the police.
However... Batman realizes the Death Note is too dangerous an artifact to leave out in the open world, even in the hands of a Government.
Batman considers destroying the Death Note at first, maybe burning it... and them remembers creatures like Darksied and Brainiac exist in the universe.
Batman now has the Death Note locked away in a vault in the Bat Cave, and now, theoretically, Batman is the most powerful being in the entire universe.
The problem is Batman still wouldn't bother using it because of the fact he doesn't kill. However... John Constantine would definitely have a ballpark with it, considering that he could care less where he ends up given the fact that he's made so many deals with demons, EVERYONE in Hell wants a piece of his soul. At this point in Constantine's career as a Warlock, what's one more deal with a shinigami?
Long story short, i would see Batman consulting with either John Constantine or Zatanna about the Death Note, what it can do, and debating whether to use it, destroy it, or lock it away so that NO ONE can use it... no exceptions.
@@MasterJunior93 I think John would have it Already or zattana
This is interesting but it wouldn’t work because the death note only works on humans
@@jamari6129 true, but the Death Note can influence anyone else alive. If someone living has figured out a way to kill or weaken a Shinigami, they can be influenced by the Death Note as long as they're NOT a Death Note user themselves. The Death Note can't influence other Death Gods or Death Note users, but anyone else is free game.
@@gasmime Yeah I think so too only humans can be written in death note
There is an episode of Batman Beyond where someone is trying to get Bruce to question his mental health by giving him commands to drive him insane and kill himself.
At the end, Terry asks, "So, how did you know you weren't going crazy? How did you know it was a trick?"
Bruce replies with, "The voice in my head called me 'Bruce.'"
Man I loved Batman Beyond
is that Zur en Arrh Batman?
On that note, batman beyond is getting a revival
@@theeternalslayer fr?
@@tydshiin5783 yep as a anniversary thing
This question is kinda absurd to ask. We're talking about a guy that figured out a God in their universe was sniped by another God using a gun that fired a bullet that traveled backwards through time 50 years...this was his first and absolutely correct deduction.
@Mekhi Rawlins before and during final crisis, i think it was in batman #701-702? or is it batman #682-683? yeah, batman figured it out. he was the best bet the league has in solving the case, just right after the events of r.i.p
Yeah but whatever Darkseid is, he is never trying to be subtile. Kira is.
@@kishinasura1504 Actually you have that in reverse. Darkseid may be a bold tactician but hes not a stupid one, all of his moves are extremely well calculated and he knows when to keep quiet about his hidden motives. Light, while a genius is extremely prone to human arrogance and all of his greatest mistakes has been caused by this throughout the anime/manga.
@Mekhi Rawlins "Seriously? Batman Did that?"
Dude........Batman did a bunch of things...LOL
@@kishinasura1504 Dude, you have no idea who Darkseid is? LOL Darkseid could crush planets and has the IQ of a god -_-
Batman: "Your son is Kira-"
"NO. HE'S. NOT!"
Maybe detective pikachu can solve the case as light cant kill pokemon because they only faint
But what if Light writes down Ryan Reynolds name instead.😁😁😁
Pokemon actually can die anime just doesn't show it lol even cannon game lore states it but it wouldn't matter pokemon aren't human so it probably wouldn't work
Lavender town
Brandon Garzon well in the death not lore the note book only kills humans
Aakash kale it’s fine, Deadpool can’t die
Batman deduced an assassin didnt have a tongue by the way his jaw bounced off his fist
is this real?
Yes. I can verify tht statement
@@nikeayuiop Yes.
Arkesh Jayakumar he does punch a lot of jaws.
@@orhblin it comes up when Batman and Catwoman travel to meet Talia Al Ghul. When they decided to get married
Light yagami: *picks uo the death note for the first time*
Batman: *jumps behind him and breakes lights arms*
Batmans mind is like a black hole. Not even Light can escape it.
nice
is that supposed to be a compliment?
hahahahah clever
So Batman sucks Light really good?
@@mikedanielespeja6128 no
When Batman grabbed the lasso of truth, he said that he's Batman because, and I quote, "I'm Batman." You can't argue with Batman saying that he's Batman because he's Batman.
It's not only metaphorically and literally true, more importantly, it's _technically_ true.
hmmm yes the Batman here is made of Batman
Wonder woman: Well I've done all I can do.
I think it’s even stated that Batman sees himself as Batman himself and not Bruce Wayne,
There's also the fact that Bruce made a seperate dissociative identity of Batman, just in case if he ever lost his memory, got hypnotized, or had to "leave" his Wayne identity behind.
Only problem is that this identity became a more insane and far more violent force of vigilante justice, and has no problem killing people. But only after Bruce had already "died"
Next: Could Detective Pikachu solve the Kira case?
yeah yes lets make this comment visible so seth could see it. make it visivle
Visivle!
@@jamienorth8028 viasivleo!
@@Iam_bossman maybe not directly, but Light could manipulate someone to kill Detective Pikachu
Oh yeah that's easy hey man can you kill this electric mouse that can shock of to one thousand volts.
One very interesting thing to note is that Batman actually wears a mask, and I don't know if Shinigami eyes can actually see through masks or not. They can see the name of the person and their lifespan by looking at their face, but I'm not sure if they would be able to do that if the face is covered. And there is no way Batman is letting Light see his face or remove his mask. What I'm wondering is, is Light Capable of figuring out who batman is?
I haven't read the manga, but if you go by the anime interpretation, tinted riot helmets kept the police and Task Force safe during the Sakura TV incident, and while arresting Higuchi; although I don't think it was explicitly said and shown by Misa or Higuchi that "oh, damn, I can't see their name".
So, he's PROBABLY okay? If that mask gets damaged, though, I feel like Bruce's odds drop drastically; but arranging that situation, especially without being on the Task Force or pretending to be L, seems really unlikely for Light.
As for Light, I feel like if it came down to it, he could probably put a list of suspects together by the video's criteria and just kill them all until Batman drops off the map, so if he really puts his head to it, Batman's fucked. I would say that probably gives him a bit of a time limit.
The best detective in the world: a lonely chillionaire orphan that barely sleeps, burns calories like crazy, knows how to fight, doesn't wear colorful clothes and is always in company of his loyal butler that raised him like his son, is trying to catch a psychopath serial killer with a contagious laugh that is helped by a beautiful blonde that would do anything for him, despite he only uses her as a tool...
Death Note and Batman in a nutshell...
PD: Lets not forget about his pupils: The centered kid that, despite still being under his shadow, managed to carve a name of his own and became a good successor; and the streetwise kid that used questionable methods and died at the hands of the psychopath serial killer.
Billionaire, Kerzos, millionaires are so last year.
Connor Harris I see you with that Arkham city reference my man
Cummer Semen Good. Now, hand over the cure.
Batman is a trillionaire
Demitri Valada absolutely
Power scaling but only with intelligence.
We👏are👏evolving👏
Brain scaling?
@@axz647 IQ scaling?
@@siscothemaniac621 you shouldn't be one to talk "coolkat" LMFAOOO 💀
@@manuelgomez4837 lol wasn't even my comment my cousin used my phone and said that. Coolkat is for Brads
kage3587 wicked smaht scaling
Not only would Batman solve the case, he would also figure out Ryuk's last name
true
🤣😂
And Obama's last name as well.
@@mikedanielespeja6128 that might be too much even for the Caped crusader
Ryuk Obama
Next up: Can Batman solve MY case?
Lmai
He definitely can with no concept of difficulty
“Who are you”
“I’m Batman”
**AGGRESSIVELY WRITES DOWN BATMAN IN DEATH NOTE**
He would need to know what his face looked like and his actual name. Batman is perfect to track him down because he is immune to the death Note.
@@Buckle-Bucky that’s the point, it wouldn’t work
@@Buckle-Bucky
Batman isn't his real name
Ba-To-Ma-Nu
@@Trig. exactly
Light: What's your name?
Batman: It's Light Yagami.
Light: NANI?
Lol.
Knowing him he would use the name of someone who can't die lol
@@RoxDZoro Hence "Light Yagami"
Maybe batman would use fear toxin to trick him into believing him
@@RoxDZoro The Presence.
The reason batman says “batman” when grabbing the lasso of truth is because he sees batman as his true self and bruce wayne as his alter-ego
That’s not cool tho
Actually its more that he sees batman AND Bruce Wayne as himself. Neither is an alter ego and neither could survive without the other.
It would be funny as fuck if Light just wrote Batman for shit and giggles and actually worked.
@@nightmare674 bruh 😭
Same with green arrow and Oliver queen
Batman: "You're a sociopath."
L: "And you're a grown man dressed as a flying rodent."
Batman: your a criminal
Light: parents don't have to die in a alleyway anymore.
Batman: understandable.
Omg
"martha"
batman: hail kira
Light: From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me.
Batman: I'm counting on it.
I don’t think Batman would care
Thats not Batman bro
Highest difficulty: Batman
Médium difficulty: L
Lowest difficulty: Yorkshire police
Merciless: Batman
Hard: L
Normal: Near
Easy: Mello
Safe: police
@@narutospersona426 y e s
How about we introduce Sherlock Holmes ?
Eyyyy HxH reference we eat in figure at 10
@@AlligatorAli He would lose immediately, since he uses his actual name.
I wonder how the Joker would use a Death Note. Maybe he'd use a couple times to kill people in demented and funny ways, but end up bored with it because it is too effective at killing select people and not really a fun toy to play with.
I suspect the Joker would quickly get bored of it. The Death Note can’t kill anyone in impossible ways or ways that aren’t physically possible, so the Joker couldn’t say, kill Commissioner Gordon by gassing him and sending him to the Phantom Zone after spending a year with nothing to last in the Antarctic. It’s a weird example, I know, but Joker is one of those characters who likes to put on a crazy show with his crimes and the Death Note operates within the bounds of reason and logic.
I think joker would want to do that shit with his own hands, not with some pen and paper, you know he's fucked up in the head...
Also Batman wouldn't immediately know it was him so what would be the point.
@@JokersPalace3384 I mean, techincally the death note can't do those things because within the universe of the anime those things can't happen, but if the death note finds itself in a universe where said things can and have happened, couldnt it make it work? Since within this universe all those things fall within logic and reason of said place, contrary to the original universe of the death note
@@skeletortheskeleton1357 technically yes. The biggest issue regardless of the continuity it finds itself in, it must be physically possible. If Gordon can access the Phantom Zone or a portal to it, then Joker could absolutely cast him there. If Gordon can’t or isn’t aware of it, then no.
Also, I think Joker would be the worst super villain to give it to. Jervis Tetch would be nearly unstoppable, if he figures out that he can write “becomes a loyal servant to me until their natural death.” It would be his holy grail.
Kira:first time meeting batman
Batman: so you are the one who is killing those criminals
Batman: Who is Kira?
Mobius Chair: There are 2 Kiras
Yoshikage Kira: Something's wrong I can feel it
*chair explodes
Killa queen, daisan no bakudan, bites za dusto!!
@@simperorbubba_link8441 No cap Mobius Chair is pretty cracked it would just simply give Batman the information to counter the explosion.
@@simperorbubba_link8441 not possible the chair is a multiversal level object and it belongs to a God.
@@vn9574 Calling Batman a god is an understatement
@@tchoythao5579 he said it belongs to god which is a different thing entirely. The mobius chair provides all the knowledge in the universe and can answer any question but the price is you can never leave it.
Batman would probably find Deathflix Light Turner in 10 seconds.
Some random person on reddit could find Netflix light in 10 seconds
Now, would DCEU Batman?
@@41dn *DCEU batman would jus trample ligth with the batmobile or become bff with him.
@The Psycho Jack Okaasan namu Marthu, Batuman-San!
@The Psycho Jack 5 miliseconds
Batman reading the title : I'm gonna beat the crap out of him
Batman after rules explained : I have only one rule
To be fair.. I don't think he'd feel good about beating the crap out of an high school kid from japan
Erran Z since light killed a lot of innocent people he wouldn’t care he would beat the hell out him if light tries to resist Batman taking him in
@@oneabove6350 True, but he would probably just restrain him, it's not like Light could fight back
@@erranz4448 The joker is just as skinny.
@@erranz4448 Batman once beat a guy in front of his wife and child while Robin was begging him to stop
5 years from now the algorithm brought me to you. You're doing something good, good sir.
*Sees the title*: "...Y'know, i have never once thought that, but now I have to know the answer."
IKR😂
Same....
Exactly
Batman typically goes after criminals who are physically performing a crime.
However, Kira doesn't physically perform any crime. Batman will very likely silently investigate him.
By the time Kira realises Batman is investigating him Batman would literally be behind him.
Using a magical book to kill off thoes who you see as "evil" probably fits under batmans target list.
Yeah the video was kind of annoying because he spent so much time talking about if Light would kill Batman after figuring out he was Bruce Wayne, he wouldn’t have a reason to until it was too late
@@jadeninja9jadeninja9
I think it was important to set up stakes. That IF Kira knew about Batman, and IF he knew the other was after him, it wouldn't take long for him to strike and he would kill Batman even if he didn't have proof of Bruce Wayne being Batman. That this was the only way for Kira to win.
But... Batman would never have allowed that and he wouldn't give Kira the chance to know he was there, until he was literally right behind him. Probably scaring Ryuk in the process XD;
Spider-Man 3 “pararurarara” sfx
@@FierceDeity35 Batman doesn’t know the cause is a magic book. People would just be dropping and he’d be looking into it quietly.
Lol batman answered a riddle the riddler hadn't even finished uttering.
A point which may affect this whole scenario would be if Light views gotham as "needing justice" when he's starting out, with Gotham being so crime infested.
Would Light view the billionaire Bruce Wayne doing nothing to affect crime in his city and constantly getting richer as evil enough to die?
Light may completely accidently thwart batman searching for him before Batman can even truly begin.
Kira doesn't rly care about anything other than Japan in his earlier days, so....
Also Bruce Wayne has several charities he runs
I just need my Anti-deathnote suit in my batcave. Robin, pull the lever we have much to do.
Wrong Lever!
@@Lastofthesigilites Jason and damian:i know
Light: I will become God of this world and uphold justice
Batman: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*
LMAO
I wanted to like this comment but its already at the coolest number ever
The Deathnote isnt endless. It runs out of paper right? Eventually you'd end his own lol
@@akatsuki5504 One of the rules in Death Note is that the notebooks never run out of pages.
@@akatsuki5504 It's endless
Alfred: so how much broken limbs will Kira have
Batman: yes
Underrated 😂😂😂
Batman stomps even the golden age batman is enough
Light: so your bruc...
Batman brokes lights hand so he can't write.
Adam West!Batman slams by pulling out his evil book detector and deducing who owned it via the altered migratory paths of birds.
So its pretty much not "Could Batman solve the Kira case" but "How HARD Batman would solve the Kira case"
No how fast would batman solve the kira case
“Can batman...”
“Yes... what ever it is, yes he can...”
@bob roger
beat spider-man without prep time ?
no, no he cant
@@chongwillson972 I mean......dont know about that one chief
@@punk5585
how would batman without prep time beat spider-man?
@@chongwillson972 kinda depends on what batman, and what spiderman, there are certain versions of batman that are unbearably OP but the same with spidey
@@punk5585 This. If both were bloodlusted and Batman had no prep time he most definitely loses 100%.
In other cases Batman without prep time could beat Spider-Man, but Spider-Man could also beat him. I'd say it's 60/40 in Spider-Man's favor. (Maybe less, maybe more)
With prep though, Batman wins about 92% of time (maybe more, maybe less)
As soon as Batman suspects that the case involves the supernatural he would hire Constantine or Zatanna as consultants, they would tell him that this is the work of a death note and its related shinigami and explain him exactly how it works, John would probably even have a dethnote lyng around at home.
Also I feel like since this is Batman in the Death Note universe, none of the other super heroes/villains would be there except the ones that are just normal people. Super powers don’t exist in Death Note
@@calebshepherd8435 neither does Batman but this hypothetical exists. Also Death gods exist in this universe, so superpowers also existing isn’t that impossible.
@@eatinganemone89 actually it is impossible since the series ended and no superpowers were ever introduced. Plus the superpowers would really undercut the shows themes. These are lame meta reasons but the point still stands
@@beastiebro in a novel a 4yo L beats up a bunch of teenagers basicaly using taijutsu from naruto. Its a canon novel. Superpowers are not that impossible.
@@eusguri2731 Taijutsu/Jujutsu refers any combat skill, technique, or martial art that is usually focused on unarmed combat. Humans are capable of that irl...
i.e. not a superpower
Edit: his extremely high IQ is more of a superpower than him knowing how to fight as a kid
Beautifully executed, and well thought out. Definitely enjoyed listening to this during my lunch break.
Here's a fun idea, what if white revealed himself to Ichigo much sooner? Or, more simply put, he didn't play along with Yuwach.
Batman: “Who is Kira?”
Chair: “Martha”
*NOOOOOOOO*
You mean that OP chair that made him a god? I hate that chair
@Purple Panther martha cause of batman vs superman daw of justice and in the events of rebirth i'm pretty sure he had metron's chair which made him the god of knowledge and flash became the god of death etc. the chair of knowledge knows everything and if batman asks a question it immediately answers exce[t joker's name
Light: How did you catch me?!
Superman: No, don't ask him tha-
Batman: *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!*
ssfbob456 HISHE be like
Danmit i was reading the chat at the same time as watching it
@@chillgod8985
Superman vs Light would be interesting too.
@@WadcaWymiaru I disagree
@Władca Wymiaru Honestly would the Death Note even work on Superman? I mean the Death Note was made to kill humans, and Superman ins't human so...
Plus even if it could work on Superman, Light still probably wouldn't be able to kill Superman with the Death Note because Superman isn't Superman's real name. In fact Clark Kent isn't his real name either.
Kal-El is Superman's real name so unless Light figures that out somehow I don't see how Light would be able to kill Superman even if the Death Note could work on Superman.
On the other hand Superman is a pretty smart guy (he is a journalist after all) he should be able to find out Kira's true identity without too much difficulty, and if not he could always get help from Batman and the other Justice League members. Not to mention Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen who are also journalists and therefore would also be able to help Superman solve the Kira case if he needed their help.
Honesty the DC Universe is just too OP for Light/Kira. Light's feats are impressive by the standards of his own Universe, but when you compare to some of the crazy shit that the characters from the DC Universe have been able to pull off over the years you realize that Light is just a big fish in a small pond. Light would be a C level villain at best if he existed in the DC Universe and he would most likely be manipulated by someone like Luthor or Ra's al Ghul and he would just end up being one of their lackeys.
Kira: Join me Batman, I'm going to rid world of all evildoers
Batman: No killing?
Unfortunately yes... but their lives would be ended quickly and minimal pain. Would that at all work for you?
GRIM *_n a h_*
@@grim3646 Batman: **grabs Kira by the collar** _Cowabunga it is, then_
Me, Desperetly trying to sleep :
UA-cam Reccomendation : Could Batman could solve the Kira case?
Fucked up the joke
CrackHead Allah he, the grammar is fucked up.
I DON'T NEED SLEEP I NEED AWNSERS
I want the 4 single MILFS that in my are.
Brain 🧠 : Well by golly let's find out!