Between the girl baby in 2 having the power of love and the girl baby in 3 being the fashion expert, just shows they put thought into making the girl characters such good role models
I mean tbh....the movies are bad at writing male characters too. They're bad at writing characters of any gender. Cuz the writing for these movies is like below subpar.
I do not like that the babyies are just chill in their diapers, especially in public places. Idk if I was letting my baby be casted in this movie, that would be a clear boundary. People are creeps, you just never know.
9:50 Imagine having a baby talk translator and raising your baby, getting to know them as a person, and then when they reach the threshold having to say goodbye to them and not knowing if you’re ever going to see that version of your child again. I feel like that’d fuck with you big time.
@@genericname2747 that would actually be so good though. like it would be the kind of film movie-buffs would interpret as what it's like to know someone before and after their trauma, knowing someone before and after a huge life event (becoming paralyzed, having a severe stroke or overdose that causes them to lose their original personality, dementia), or even how it feels to grow up yourself (losing childhood friends in adulthood because of change, changing perceptions of close relatives as you age, etc). but in reality it really is just a movie about babies changing their personalities after crossing over lmao
Honestly I think Babies go through some insane pains and weird feelings beyond most adults It's a good thing we don't remember tbh. The human body is pretty amazing. I remember not being able to hop a small fence, to being able to jump over it with 1 hand. Childhood _yesssss_ moment
@@ZeranZeran Can you imagine if everyone remembered their own birth, that sounds horrifying. I was premature, my mom had to be cut open and then they put me in a mechanical box for several weeks when I was supposed to still be in the womb. I think it might have actually traumatized me for life, even though I don't remember it.
every few years when my subconscious finally lets me believe that i hallucinated these movies as a kid, kurtis is right there like clockwork to remind me that they're real 😭
Bruh.......that simply means some countries had more than one crime in them. It says 500 crimes, not 500 crimes in 500 countries. Damn the fact hundreds of people couldn't see that right away is actually low-key worrisome the future of humanity lmaooo
Can we all come together as a community and create Baby Geniuses: All Grown Up? We bring back all the actors, don't even acknowledge that they're older (they still wear diapers) and go one step beyond space: we bring in the biblically accurate angel baby
He was and is still the fashion expert. I don't know anyone else that I unironically will go "Shit babe, I can't compete with Kurtis... That fucking mullet is clean af.
Funnily enough there are actually fashion experts in the CIA, the clothing you wear is very important to blending in with everyone else so you don't draw attention/suspicion, but also so you have a lot of pockets to hold important things or outfits you can ditch or pick up when you need to change your appearance quickly
That makes sense, but also seems like it makes it redundant that they have both a fashion expert and a disguise expert Wait, did they even use disguises at any point in that movie?
@@coriander_sundisguise vs fashion is hiding your appearance vs fitting in with the people in the location you’re at. But no, I don’t think they used disguises lol
its so funny that Moriarty is reportedly "responsible for over 500 unsolved cases in more than 200 countries" when there are only 195 countries in the world
I'd like to think that the baby geniuses still wearing diapers actually implies that it's smarter to shit yourself and have someone else clean it up for you
The thing I hate the most about these movies is that the babies never wear pants. It's clearly a deliberate aesthetic choice across the entire series, and it makes no goddamn sense. I have two babies, and they do not leave the house without pants. We go to daycare, and their peers are wearing pants. Baby pants exist--we have dozens of pairs of them. Why do these people want to look at pantsless babies? It baffles me.
i didn’t expect to see baby pants-related discourse in the comments but y’know, that’s actually a good point. why the fuck are these babies going around fighting crime while pantsless
I feel like the diapers being visible is so we automatically think baby instead of toddlers. But it is super weird to display a bunch of pantsless children. It also begs the question: WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING THOSE CHANGED?! Cause like thsoe diapers are obviously clean and not stained. So do one of the babies ever just pause mid crime scene inspection and go "Yo, my diaper's full" and then everyone stops what they're doing cause Skip shit his pants again god damnit
What bothers me is not only these kids are without pants, they dont need diapers. Theyre not babies, theyre hardly toddlers anymore, you can clearly see theyre almost 5 or 6. Theyre "big kids". Its the weirdest decision ive ever seen somebody make in a movie
As someone who actually works with young kids and toddlers I’m very irritated at these movies, because these children are clearly NOT babies, definitely not under two years old (I’d estimate them all around 3,5-4 yo); to the point where it’s just in uncanny valley for me to see them crawling around, nonverbal and in diapers 😭
Weirded me out, too. I worked a preschool my sr year of high school, and these kids look old enough for that. Preschoolers aren't usually crawling around in public without pants.
I was wondering why these kids who can clearly talk at least a bit were being treated like they were infants. Seems like this is gonna be a complex for them later on
my favourite thing about baby geniuses is that the guy who directed the first two also directed the movie 'black christmas' a movie that is often cited at being the first slasher. i have no clue how the director went from a slasher to baby geniuses, but i think its quite iconic
John Voight in full yellow face really sent me into orbit. If you ever feel like you have fucked up your life just remember at least you aren’t an Oscar winning actor who is now doing baby genius 4 in brown face.
Yeah, and these movies can *not* have paid that well, right? Did they have blackmail on him or something? Or did he just really believe in this project? Did he just always really want to do yellowface in a movie and figured this was his last chance? I cannot figure out why he would agree to be in these
@@coriander_sun He's actually a big backer behind the scenes of the whole Baby Geniuses.... brand. He's in these films because he wants to be, which is slightly terrifying.
Growing up my friends cousin was in baby geniuses 2 and he would use that as his pick up line on all her friends. I never had an excuse to share that information until now, but it felt appropriate in the comments section of a Kurtis Conner video about the baby geniuses cinematic universe.
Gotta say, given the level of scriptwriting on display here, I'm shocked they didn't do something like 'Baby Geniuses 6: Babies In Time' where the plot is about how the travel through time and learn that everything in history was decided by babies or something.
There's some trend/trope in Hollywood where anytime there's a sci-fi, or "secret agent action" franchise, they ALWAYS end up time traveling by the 4th movie. Men in black. Spy kids. ..... That's actually all I actually remember from it, but there's A LOT of fucking movies that do it, and they almost always lean HEAVILY on the "ThE 4tH DiMeNsIoN Is TiMe!!!!!" Thing I've always heard(and tbh I wouldn't be shocked if some scientist came out and explained "Well yes, but actually the 4th dimension is [insert slightly different technicality] so it's sort of true but not"
@@vhaakaraynen6578 Some kids potty train later than others, but the weird things in this are definitely calling them babies and making them crawl around in uncovered diapers. I'm guessing the older kids as were easier to direct on set? But at that age, an average kid has developed opinions on what they wear and is learning to dress on their own, so it looks kind of demeaning to try and force that infant look on them.
How many Baby Geniuses do you think I could trick a random guy into watching if I give super mixed signals and ask him to Netflix and chill, show up looking super hot, ask him to start with the first baby geniuses movie, make small advances like leaning on him or whatever.… but everytime he tries to make a move I say “wait wait wait this part is great you can’t miss this part”
yeah ngl, even seeing it is uncomfortable it's basically just excusing the filming of kids in underwear by.. claiming they are babies? which they aren't?
Was just about to say, the diapers without pants on clearly older kids for all three of these movies is VERY SUS, I feel like at best they were unknowingly subjecting them to child pred**rs I dont even want to think about the other options very very weird 💀💀
I ALWAYS hated that. It's like that exists only to remind us they're babies but... baby clothes have pants. Even onesies cover up their diapers so....why?
If I remember correctly (recently rewatched Kurtis' recaps of the first and second movie) Kurtis rewatched the first movie because he loved it as a kid! That might comfort her a bit 😅
To be fair at least the 1st one was OK. It's the others ones that are apparently bad. I havent seen all of them personally, but I remember liking the 1st one as a kid.
"wish I could skip all these movies" it is literally so funny how much nobody asked you to make this video I'm crying but I do appreciate your effort and sacrifice
16:00 those farting and shitting sound effects with the stupid fucking standard baby edition of the t-pose was funnier than any well structured joke could ever be to me oml tears were coming out of my eyes
I feel bad for the kid actors as well, they look about three or four years old (need to be old enough to take basic directions) but they’re forced to wear diapers all the time, presumably to make them look more baby-like and to stop them from needing potty breaks... I just feel like filming these shitty movies would’ve delays their development 😓
I was thinking about that while watching this too. It’s so exploitative, these kids don’t even have a say in anything (and if they did they wouldn’t understand the implications of it).
I thought it was super creepy and unnecessary that they never put pants on these kids! I didn't even consider the lack of toilet breaks so they could keep acting 😢
there are strict rules with child actors they can only film only a couple of hours a day/time if I remember correctly. Otherwise its a massive lawsuit but they mostly were trying to make them look “younger” but they should be wearing pants they are old enough
I feel like they ran out of ideas for the baby’s expertises. The fashion expert and the master of disguise could’ve absolutely been one title. One of them could’ve been the language expert. They could’ve helped communicate with the locals on all of their adventures, AND it would’ve made so much more sense for communication with the adults instead of just whipping out a babyspeakinator randomly. Also this video was very epic. I have learned more valuable information today about the bgcu (baby genius cinematic universe) than I did in any of my 4 AP classes.
I love how Kurtis refuses to believe the babies are actual geniuses cuz they can’t tell the bad guy is the taxi driver, instead of being able to tell he isn’t Chinese
Not to be that person, but yeah, fashion is incredibly important in spy stuff. In the 1940s when the US sent some covert spies to France, they had to make sure that all the clothing worn by said spy was locally French made. It would be embarrassing to get found out because your blouse was cut in the American style rather than the French. Fashion is visual art, immediately seen and noticed by everyone around you. It's deeply meaningful. Anyway great video, love seeing Kurtis suffer on our behalf :D
They already have a baby whose a “master of disguise” though, so a separate fashion baby seems fairly redundant, especially since disguises & fashion are never relevant
Came home yesterday after being in the hospital for five days thanks to a very nasty collapsed lung that took 2 surgeries, and I thought I would watch this video to help me feel better. I had to stop watching because I was about to laugh so hard I swear I felt that my wounds were going to reopen. I'll come back to this in a couple weeks where laughing doesn't hurt.
hey y'all! Thank you for the comments, i'm doing much better though the wildfires have been a bit rough to deal with. I can laugh now without pain and going upstairs isn't as exhausting, but I got quite the road ahead of me for getting my stamina back. Appreciate y'all ❤️
This is morbid as hell but I definitely think that if adults really knew babies possess such invaluable knowledge but only for 2 years, they'd make some kinda breeding farms and dispose of them once they lose the knowledge 💀🗿
My biggest concern is why they decided to make FIVE of these movies. Like who was keeping this series alive? Was this made as a form of torture for the government?
@TheGlassesPro did you not watch the whole video? he explains at the end that these movies are basically compilations of a tv show, hence all the repetition
They were cleverly crafted torture videos used by the Baby Squad Investigators (BSI). Someone leaked them online and the BSI was forced to call them "movies" as a cover-up. It's a big conspiracy
I love that they cast 4 year olds as babies but then they don't make the babies actually act or say things, so they could theoretically cast actual toddlers.
Thank god I’m not the only one who noticed they are full in 4 year olds wearing nappies with no trousers on. I assume they went with 4 year olds because the babies just sat there and did nothing, they wouldn’t do the movement they wanted. But those kids look so awkward just standing there in nappies.
@@rachelcookie321 I mean, a lot of kids are not potty trained by 4 to be fair... but it's still very awkward to make a movie where a bunch of 4-5 years old are called babies
@@rachelcookie321 Definitely. Heck, only 4 in 10 children wear diapers past age 3. It’s just that some children still wear diapers at 4 or 5 years old for various reasons. Some wear it because they’re incontinent or have weak bladders, or simply because they’re not ready to be potty trained. Potty training is not very linear, which is why I think it’s extremely silly for them to pass off children wearing diapers as babies… because there’s a lot more to a baby than diapers
"it feels really good to say goodbye to the baby geniuses franchise" - i genuinely thought there'd be some comedic timing of kurtis showing a new baby geniuses thing and was very scared😂
25:19 I'm certain this has been mentioned somewhere in the comments, but "Infantanium" is a reference to "Unobtanium," which is the name classically given to any fantastical, rare mineral in old comics and sci-fi. In fantasy media it's usually "adamantium," which Marvel has also used.
The director of the Baby Geniuses movies, Bob Clark, was once a truly GREAT low-budget horror movie director. I HIGHLY recommend Black Christmas (74), the FIRST modern slasher movie (Halloween came out 2 years later and borrowed heavily from it.) and his anti-Vietnam horror movie, Death Dream (74), made DURING the Vietnam War, is creepy, sad, and has HUGE balls. He also made the classics Porky's and A Christmas Story.
Have you seen A Christmas Story Christmas? I kid you not, that is the actual title, but what's even crazier is that it's actually _really_ good. Like, it's a Masterclass on how to make a proper sequel to a classic movie 👀
one of the things driving me nuts about these movies is that they refused to recast any of the baby actors, despite the fact that every one of them is EASILY 3 (and therefore too old to be a Baby Genius anymore) by like the third movie
it almost would’ve worked better as an animated series bc that way you could have characters who actually look like babies but are just voiced by toddlers instead of having toddlers who are very obviously toddlers playing babies 😂
The thing that has always made me uncomfortable is they don't put these kids in pants. I think it's enough that we can obviously see they're babies to know they're babies. I guess outfits for babies have never had pants??? Also, there is some...wonderful logic of a baby saying that no one else knows what it's like to be a baby. Mmm, yes. I too missed the epics of being a baby since I was grown in a pod...and exited when I turned 30.
Baby clothes at the size those kids are have shorts AND pants and shit, even dresses and skirts They absolutely could’ve clothed the kids. Most likely didn’t due to needing to change diapers quickly and if the kids peed through the diaper the bottoms would be soiled.
@@pissum420 those kids are like 4 years old, they 100% know how to use the toilet. They only used nappies to hide the fact that these kids are 4 years old but it just looks so silly.
technically yes, the CIA does have a “fashion expert”. The Chief of Disguise has to be knowledgeable in a variety of fashion trends and class-based cultures in order to help agents dress appropriately when going undercover.
I was just thinking about that - having people who are knowledgeable about fashion and makeup would be necessary to help agents blend in. Those things are often dismissed as frivolous though
@@ImaginaryAlchemist That's fair, but here the "fashion expert" was already distinct from the "master of disguise", and, while these reviews aren't comprehensive, the "fashion expert" doesn't appear to have ever actually done or contributed anything in that field? Not that anyone else really did, either, but still. It felt like that whole '90s "we have to shoehorn-in a girl, make her the "fashion" person" faux-representation-but-actually-just-marketing-done-badly thing. It'd be like an '80s movie including a Black guy as the "rap expert".
@@michaelccozens true true, but it’s still cool to talk about the importance of fashion in the world of spies. The movies are badly thought out and written, i don’t think anyone is contesting that lmao, neither of the kids get to do the thing they’re supposed to.
_literally_ five seconds into my inevitable rewatch and i'm already in tears. it feels nice to be welcomed somewhere with open arms as someone who often feels like they don't belong anywhere. thank you for providing me and many others with such an awesome community, i am proud to be a citizen of kurtistown 💖
Kurtis covers literally the most fever dream like movies but we're all here for it I love when kurtis comes out with these commentary videos. Fever I hardly know her 🤭
18:13 it bothers me to no end that they rounded pi to 3.141 instead of 3.142 😭 that would still be kinda weird tho cos i’ve only ever used either the first 3 or 6 digits of pi, not the first 4 but hey this movie also thinks “pi = 3.141” is an equation so i should probably lower my expectations
The fact that such odd movies existed to the point most of us grew up wondering if watching the movies were just a weird dream, to then find it again and cry ourselves to sleep bc its real
I’M THE INDIAN BABY IN BABY GENIUSES 4 💀💀 TBH I DIDN’T THINK ANYONE WOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE BUT THIS JUST REMINDED ME OF IT SO THANK U (Like at 26:50 I SCREAMED cus i saw me AND I WAS SO CONFUSED)
@@trusfrated_kookie9091 I starred in the Baby Geniuses Treasures of Egypt as Rashitha (the indian baby) cus they were filming in Alaska and ig I was the one of the few indian babies of that age in alaska at that time 💀
Unironically I really love those ‘baby crisps’ that they make using corn. I was sat here munching on a pack when Kurt said ‘grab some baby food’. Never felt so called out before Edit: the ones I’m talking about are called Organix and they’re shaped like noughts & crosses and taste of tomato
If you think "infantanium" is bad, don't forget the main thing the bad guys in Avatar wanted was "unobtainium"...in the highest grossing moving of ALL TIME.
@@sophitiaofhyrule ?? no it's not real 💀 element number 118 is not named that (it's oganesson) and "unobtainium" is just a funny name for a literally unobtainable material. i think people are confusing it with oganesson's original placeholder name "ununoctium", which just means "one-one-eight" in latin lol
I had a dream last night that i was at this diner sort of place, and there was this tornado or something. Me and a lot of my friends from school were there, but so was Kurtis. The employees told us all to go in these glass houses, and wait for the tornado to be over. I walked out of the glass house and sat on a bench. Kurtis somehow got his desk outside to film a video. He let me be in it too. The video was about him reviewing an Easter movie. Maybe that’s what his next video will be about?
12:14 im cackling at the line delivery, everything feels so campy and slow but that was the most jarring legit like "why tf would you do that tho" I couldn't have expected
Professor Moriarty is a recurring antagonist in Arthur Conan Doyle's original Sherlock Holmes novels. That means that Baby Geniuses cannonicaly takes place in the same universe as Sherlock Holmes, and also that Moriarty has been alive for well over 100 years
I didn’t know there were three more movies. I can see why I didn’t. Sort of reminds me of the fact that they keep making Air Bud spin-offs called Something Buddies.
I thought I was the only person -er, baby - in the world that had seen the very first Baby Geniuses movie so seeing one of my favorite youtubers make multiple commentaries of this franchise is truly a divine blessing to everyone who suffered the reckoning that was this series Godspeed Kurtis, Godspeed *montages of biblically accurate baby angel plays*
20:00 after everything everyone has commented on i'm still shocked that nobody has commented about the fact that they said "Moriarty is responsible for over 500 unsolved cases in more than 200 countries." let that settle in. "Moriarty is responsible for over 500 unsolved cases." You just solved 500 unsolved cases. Moriarty is behind all of them so why are they unsolved and how is he not in jail. They literally work for the CIA so it's not hard to interrogate and arrest him.
“Why can’t the space baby talk like the others.” Well, as stated in the clip, every baby born *in* the world knows the secrets of the universe. Space baby, being a baby from space, was born *out* the world and thus suffering from cognitive impairment caused by exposure to cosmic rays. Really makes you think.
The Baby Genius franchise really wanted to be the buddies franchise with making so many movies. I think they forgot that weirdly animated puppies are better than terribly animated babies.
I feel like Nicolas Cage would be a good pick for a movie where the villain is crazy and is just sitting there on the couch in a diaper, which scares the shit out of the ppl being brought before him. This needs to be a movie.
"Well, racism aside, I refuse to believe that these babies are geniuses"
Truly an amazing quote sir🫡
Right when he said this I looked at this comment how cray cray
@@_braylosicles_ cray cray indeed
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Truly one of the races of all time.
"Moriarty responsible for over 500 hundred unsolved cases" If he's responsible for all those cases they sound pretty solved to me
"in over 200 countries" There are 195 countries :D
@@jankafekete5079when this was released I assume there were more?
@@CaveDDECanem Around 193-197 countries in 2013 (film release date).
(Could only easily find 2012/2014 number)
@@mantis-manthegreat ahhh so it's likely. Was just wondering since I know country's get conjoined or changed some what often.
Neat!
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watching kurtis become increasingly agitated over movies about literal babies is so much funnier than it should be
Bro literally 😂 you can feel the anger ramping up as he gets deeper down the rabbit hole
Plssss it’s so funny hearing his angry tone over a shot of the blonde actress making the toddlers giggle for the line 🤣
Can’t believe this is what his villain arc includes
I mean babies are pretty annoying, so movies about them probably aren’t much better 💀
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Between the girl baby in 2 having the power of love and the girl baby in 3 being the fashion expert, just shows they put thought into making the girl characters such good role models
the next movie is going to have the girl baby be really good at cleaning and cooking
Girl baby in baby genius 11 gonna have the power of looking after babies and living in a small town with a farmer boyfriend
Next movie is going to be about a baby from a big town meeting a baby from a farm
I mean tbh....the movies are bad at writing male characters too. They're bad at writing characters of any gender. Cuz the writing for these movies is like below subpar.
I do not like that the babyies are just chill in their diapers, especially in public places. Idk if I was letting my baby be casted in this movie, that would be a clear boundary. People are creeps, you just never know.
9:50 Imagine having a baby talk translator and raising your baby, getting to know them as a person, and then when they reach the threshold having to say goodbye to them and not knowing if you’re ever going to see that version of your child again. I feel like that’d fuck with you big time.
I want a sad film about parents having to say goodbye to the baby they knew once they reach the threshold.
I want a rated r version kurtis responding to ur would be the funniest thing ever
@@genericname2747 that would actually be so good though. like it would be the kind of film movie-buffs would interpret as what it's like to know someone before and after their trauma, knowing someone before and after a huge life event (becoming paralyzed, having a severe stroke or overdose that causes them to lose their original personality, dementia), or even how it feels to grow up yourself (losing childhood friends in adulthood because of change, changing perceptions of close relatives as you age, etc). but in reality it really is just a movie about babies changing their personalities after crossing over lmao
Literally the end of Boss Baby
@@nomoretwitterhandlesare you a writer or some other kind of artist? Because your mind is amazingly creative
it’s the “do you know what it’s like to be a baby” speech that does it for me. the implications that none of the adults were ever babies is too much.
to be fair not very many people remember being a baby. so, they don’t know what it’s like
Honestly I think Babies go through some insane pains and weird feelings beyond most adults
It's a good thing we don't remember tbh. The human body is pretty amazing. I remember not being able to hop a small fence, to being able to jump over it with 1 hand.
Childhood _yesssss_ moment
@@cosmosisrose I've had a guy tell me that he remembers being a baby.. and it frightened me
@@ZeranZeran Can you imagine if everyone remembered their own birth, that sounds horrifying. I was premature, my mom had to be cut open and then they put me in a mechanical box for several weeks when I was supposed to still be in the womb. I think it might have actually traumatized me for life, even though I don't remember it.
As an ex - baby, I don't know what it's like
every few years when my subconscious finally lets me believe that i hallucinated these movies as a kid, kurtis is right there like clockwork to remind me that they're real 😭
Sadly I can relate 😢
Honestly, why else would I be in therapy…😔
Good to see you D'Angelo!
Oh I'm sorry, but Kurtis helps...
Glad to know theres more people like me
i wish there was an air bud and baby genius crossover where the babies and the dogs could talk to each other and then they rode on the dogs into war
And then they all die due to the directors negligence
@@genericname2747 lol
The real question is who would they be fighting
You're a baby genius, Chris!
@@ecliiipsssse me.
"responsible for over 500 unsolved crimes in over 200 countries"
Moriarty be founding new countries just to commit crimes in them
Bruh.......that simply means some countries had more than one crime in them. It says 500 crimes, not 500 crimes in 500 countries. Damn the fact hundreds of people couldn't see that right away is actually low-key worrisome the future of humanity lmaooo
@@pap-fraren’t there technically only 195 countries though???
@@pap-fr Girl, there are less than 200 countries
@@pap-frare there countries we aren't aware of?
That people don't know he committed but somehow they do!
Can we all come together as a community and create Baby Geniuses: All Grown Up? We bring back all the actors, don't even acknowledge that they're older (they still wear diapers) and go one step beyond space: we bring in the biblically accurate angel baby
This is happening
Real
Willing to pay good money
Let's do it!
But they lose all of their baby genius memories, so it'd just be a kink movie about grown ups in diapers, and biblically accurate angels. I'd watch it
Kurtis Conner is obviously just trying to hide the fact that he was a baby genius and is still working for the company with all these videos
LMAOO
New conspiracy theory just dropped
I forgot these other movies existed
He was and is still the fashion expert. I don't know anyone else that I unironically will go "Shit babe, I can't compete with Kurtis... That fucking mullet is clean af.
@FNAF Friendly fire
i love how moriarty is ”responsible for 500 unsolved crimes”. how unsolved are they if they know it’s moriarty😭
in “200 countries”
I was thinking the same
They don't know what the crimes were.
That's pretty much how policing works in the US
Maybe they're not solved until he's captured.
Funnily enough there are actually fashion experts in the CIA, the clothing you wear is very important to blending in with everyone else so you don't draw attention/suspicion, but also so you have a lot of pockets to hold important things or outfits you can ditch or pick up when you need to change your appearance quickly
Oh!
I never thought I’d want a government job but that actually sounds pretty rad tbf
That makes sense, but also seems like it makes it redundant that they have both a fashion expert and a disguise expert
Wait, did they even use disguises at any point in that movie?
@@coriander_sundisguise vs fashion is hiding your appearance vs fitting in with the people in the location you’re at. But no, I don’t think they used disguises lol
@@danielleicycold4108"Disguise vs fashion is disguising yourself vs disguising yourself"
its so funny that Moriarty is reportedly "responsible for over 500 unsolved cases in more than 200 countries" when there are only 195 countries in the world
TBF it depends what was going on in the balkans that week
Noticed that too! So fucking dumb 😭😭
He came to Catalunya that time (5 min?) we were a country 😌
Not according to football/soccer, if you search it up it says 200 countries play it.
Also if they're unsolved how do they know he is responsible for it
I'd like to think that the baby geniuses still wearing diapers actually implies that it's smarter to shit yourself and have someone else clean it up for you
so true bae
If I could stop wiping my ass I would, it takes up a huge chunk of my day
DAMMIT THEYRE RIGHT! The Baby Geniuses strike again.
LMFAOOOOOO
Born to shit, forced to wipe
The thing I hate the most about these movies is that the babies never wear pants. It's clearly a deliberate aesthetic choice across the entire series, and it makes no goddamn sense. I have two babies, and they do not leave the house without pants. We go to daycare, and their peers are wearing pants. Baby pants exist--we have dozens of pairs of them. Why do these people want to look at pantsless babies? It baffles me.
i didn’t expect to see baby pants-related discourse in the comments but y’know, that’s actually a good point. why the fuck are these babies going around fighting crime while pantsless
Because they're toddlers and it makes them look more like babies. That's all
I feel like the diapers being visible is so we automatically think baby instead of toddlers. But it is super weird to display a bunch of pantsless children. It also begs the question: WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING THOSE CHANGED?! Cause like thsoe diapers are obviously clean and not stained. So do one of the babies ever just pause mid crime scene inspection and go "Yo, my diaper's full" and then everyone stops what they're doing cause Skip shit his pants again god damnit
@@grantmegan91yeah but people put pants on babies and babies don't walk. I'm not buying they care about immersion in these movies...
What bothers me is not only these kids are without pants, they dont need diapers. Theyre not babies, theyre hardly toddlers anymore, you can clearly see theyre almost 5 or 6. Theyre "big kids". Its the weirdest decision ive ever seen somebody make in a movie
As someone who actually works with young kids and toddlers I’m very irritated at these movies, because these children are clearly NOT babies, definitely not under two years old (I’d estimate them all around 3,5-4 yo); to the point where it’s just in uncanny valley for me to see them crawling around, nonverbal and in diapers 😭
That’s what I was just thinking! Like have these people ever seen a baby before???
Weirded me out, too. I worked a preschool my sr year of high school, and these kids look old enough for that. Preschoolers aren't usually crawling around in public without pants.
With the voice dubbing I feel like they just followed some random kids around for a week and stretched it into five movies 💀😭
I was wondering why these kids who can clearly talk at least a bit were being treated like they were infants. Seems like this is gonna be a complex for them later on
I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING THIS UP….THESE BABIES CAN NOT BE YOUNGER THAN 4
I love how Kurtis went from looking like a college student 3 years ago to that one crazy alcoholic uncle who has perfect chaotically wholesome energy
My farts are better than Kurtis’ farts.
Ong
Age 25-28 summarized perfectly.
Wholesome?
Wild comment but I concur 😭😭😭
my favourite thing about baby geniuses is that the guy who directed the first two also directed the movie 'black christmas' a movie that is often cited at being the first slasher. i have no clue how the director went from a slasher to baby geniuses, but i think its quite iconic
my guess is he needed money.
He decided to go all-in and truly horrify the world.
Black Christmas isn’t the OG slasher, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is. Black Christmas was released in December, several months after TCM.
and it's Canadian! - a Canadian
He also directed A Christmas Story.
I don't know how he went from National Film Registry material to Baby Geniuses.
John Voight in full yellow face really sent me into orbit. If you ever feel like you have fucked up your life just remember at least you aren’t an Oscar winning actor who is now doing baby genius 4 in brown face.
Yeah, and these movies can *not* have paid that well, right? Did they have blackmail on him or something? Or did he just really believe in this project? Did he just always really want to do yellowface in a movie and figured this was his last chance? I cannot figure out why he would agree to be in these
Oscar winning actor and Mega Trump Trash. Doing the yellow/brown face was a plus for him.
@@coriander_sun He's actually a big backer behind the scenes of the whole Baby Geniuses.... brand. He's in these films because he wants to be, which is slightly terrifying.
@@coriander_sun He's a big backer of Trump and every conservative notion under the sun... I am certain he asked to have the yellowface added.
@tomasbreedveld Thus saith the DNC.
Growing up my friends cousin was in baby geniuses 2 and he would use that as his pick up line on all her friends. I never had an excuse to share that information until now, but it felt appropriate in the comments section of a Kurtis Conner video about the baby geniuses cinematic universe.
What roll did she play???
Was he one of the babies??
So cool to see Sierra (or Stephen) on a Kurtis Conner video; I remember Sierra mentioning that she watches him thought so that's pretty neat :]
@@daisybryar2737 Yes he was one of the babies but I can’t remember which one 😂😂
I need more information this is amazing
A 31 minute video from Kurtis? That's a blessing honestly
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yes
*my reaction when I got this notification*
hell yes
It’s nice, but I feel like about half of his videos are around the 30 min mark. His last one was 28 mins and the one before that was 32 mins
Amen
Gotta say, given the level of scriptwriting on display here, I'm shocked they didn't do something like 'Baby Geniuses 6: Babies In Time' where the plot is about how the travel through time and learn that everything in history was decided by babies or something.
That would’ve been a more entertaining move so of course they wouldn’t do it
Delete this before hollywood steals it
There's some trend/trope in Hollywood where anytime there's a sci-fi, or "secret agent action" franchise, they ALWAYS end up time traveling by the 4th movie.
Men in black.
Spy kids.
.....
That's actually all I actually remember from it, but there's A LOT of fucking movies that do it, and they almost always lean HEAVILY on the "ThE 4tH DiMeNsIoN Is TiMe!!!!!" Thing I've always heard(and tbh I wouldn't be shocked if some scientist came out and explained "Well yes, but actually the 4th dimension is [insert slightly different technicality] so it's sort of true but not"
And they somehow knock the nose off the Sphinx.
That would've gone hard though, so obviously they didn't do it
what annoys me the most about these movies is the fact that they're called "baby geniuses" but the children aren't babies
And they're still in diapers
@@BethWillRise Some 4-5 years old kids are still not potty trained to be fair. It's not a very linear. But it's weird to call them babies
Baby geniuses sounds better than toddler geniuses
@@vhaakaraynen6578 Some kids potty train later than others, but the weird things in this are definitely calling them babies and making them crawl around in uncovered diapers. I'm guessing the older kids as were easier to direct on set? But at that age, an average kid has developed opinions on what they wear and is learning to dress on their own, so it looks kind of demeaning to try and force that infant look on them.
Kahuna just straight up looked like a seven-year-old to me
Kurtis punching himself as a baby was the funniest thing I’ve seen in years
And so creepy
I know it killed me!
Yikes 😮
I just came to the comments to say that 💀
Time?
How many Baby Geniuses do you think I could trick a random guy into watching if I give super mixed signals and ask him to Netflix and chill, show up looking super hot, ask him to start with the first baby geniuses movie, make small advances like leaning on him or whatever.… but everytime he tries to make a move I say “wait wait wait this part is great you can’t miss this part”
At least the 1st one. Until baby Bunting Bobo kills any hotness in the room lmfao
Baby Geniuses is one of the least sexy movies on the planet so this idea intrueges me.
This a deeply unappreciated comment
I would think you were trying to get pregnant with a baby genius
lmao this needs to happen
The later movies just get more creepy to me because the kids are not really “babies” anymore. The kids look so uncomfortable in the diaper costumes.
yeah ngl, even seeing it is uncomfortable
it's basically just excusing the filming of kids in underwear by.. claiming they are babies? which they aren't?
yeah most of the kids can like....talk at this point lol and like probably shouldn't be forced to be actors. it's so weird
And they have to be pantsless at all times so you know they're wearing diapers 😬
Was just about to say, the diapers without pants on clearly older kids for all three of these movies is VERY SUS, I feel like at best they were unknowingly subjecting them to child pred**rs I dont even want to think about the other options very very weird 💀💀
I ALWAYS hated that. It's like that exists only to remind us they're babies but... baby clothes have pants. Even onesies cover up their diapers so....why?
As an Italian, I can confirm that pizza is on of the most valuable things an Italian could ever own
10:04 I can imagine Kurtis giggling while writing the line “there’s hardly any womb” into the script.
kicking his feet and giggling
I once made a friend’s girlfriend cry because she said her favorite movie was Baby Geniuses and I laughed, thinking it was a joke.
It was not.
Oh gosh 😅
Honestly Idk what she was expecting 😂
If I remember correctly (recently rewatched Kurtis' recaps of the first and second movie) Kurtis rewatched the first movie because he loved it as a kid! That might comfort her a bit 😅
To be fair at least the 1st one was OK. It's the others ones that are apparently bad. I havent seen all of them personally, but I remember liking the 1st one as a kid.
@@alexcrowder1673 I mean the CGI mouths are really bad in the first one still…
Her FAVOURITE movie?? I'm sorry my dude but... Is she serious?? HER FAVOURITE?? 😭
"wish I could skip all these movies" it is literally so funny how much nobody asked you to make this video I'm crying but I do appreciate your effort and sacrifice
16:00 those farting and shitting sound effects with the stupid fucking standard baby edition of the t-pose was funnier than any well structured joke could ever be to me oml tears were coming out of my eyes
You should review the Beverly Hills chihuahuas movies, the first one literally involves the main dog getting kidnapped out of nowhere
YES YES YES YES YES
THOSE WERE MY LIFE 😭
My daughter loved those lol we watched them so many times
My brother's favorite movies when we were little
OMG I LOVED THOSE MOVIES
I feel bad for the kid actors as well, they look about three or four years old (need to be old enough to take basic directions) but they’re forced to wear diapers all the time, presumably to make them look more baby-like and to stop them from needing potty breaks... I just feel like filming these shitty movies would’ve delays their development 😓
I was thinking about that while watching this too. It’s so exploitative, these kids don’t even have a say in anything (and if they did they wouldn’t understand the implications of it).
they don't even look like baby diapers...
I thought it was super creepy and unnecessary that they never put pants on these kids! I didn't even consider the lack of toilet breaks so they could keep acting 😢
If you look them up in Imdb, all the baby characters were played by twins. There are (fortunately) very strict rules for child actors on set.
there are strict rules with child actors they can only film only a couple of hours a day/time if I remember correctly. Otherwise its a massive lawsuit but they mostly were trying to make them look “younger” but they should be wearing pants they are old enough
I feel like they ran out of ideas for the baby’s expertises. The fashion expert and the master of disguise could’ve absolutely been one title. One of them could’ve been the language expert. They could’ve helped communicate with the locals on all of their adventures, AND it would’ve made so much more sense for communication with the adults instead of just whipping out a babyspeakinator randomly.
Also this video was very epic. I have learned more valuable information today about the bgcu (baby genius cinematic universe) than I did in any of my 4 AP classes.
smh these woke schools dont even teach baby geniuses lore anymore
I love how Kurtis refuses to believe the babies are actual geniuses cuz they can’t tell the bad guy is the taxi driver, instead of being able to tell he isn’t Chinese
Not to be that person, but yeah, fashion is incredibly important in spy stuff. In the 1940s when the US sent some covert spies to France, they had to make sure that all the clothing worn by said spy was locally French made. It would be embarrassing to get found out because your blouse was cut in the American style rather than the French. Fashion is visual art, immediately seen and noticed by everyone around you. It's deeply meaningful.
Anyway great video, love seeing Kurtis suffer on our behalf :D
They already have a baby whose a “master of disguise” though, so a separate fashion baby seems fairly redundant, especially since disguises & fashion are never relevant
unfortunately it’s definitely just because she’s the girl baby
@@bridgetspector6703 Exactly. Plus both the fashion baby and master of disguise baby dont even dress any differently than the others.
A job that the fashion baby failed at miserably cuz all those super top secret spy babies wore were random shirts with diapers.
@@ThePopo543 adult diapers at that...
Kurtis the kinda dude to be out with his friends laughing and having a great time, and under his breath, say to himself “boy, I needed this”
💀💀
That’s a bit depressing isn’t it
In ten years it's gonna be raining and he's going to look out his window and say to Jenna "boy, we needed this"
That’s actually hilarious
LMAOOOO
The “skipping these movies” bit is giving throwbacks to the “what would I nose” joke with them just getting shorter and shorter as the video goes on
Came home yesterday after being in the hospital for five days thanks to a very nasty collapsed lung that took 2 surgeries, and I thought I would watch this video to help me feel better. I had to stop watching because I was about to laugh so hard I swear I felt that my wounds were going to reopen. I'll come back to this in a couple weeks where laughing doesn't hurt.
hope ur ok!!!
hey y'all! Thank you for the comments, i'm doing much better though the wildfires have been a bit rough to deal with. I can laugh now without pain and going upstairs isn't as exhausting, but I got quite the road ahead of me for getting my stamina back. Appreciate y'all ❤️
This is morbid as hell but I definitely think that if adults really knew babies possess such invaluable knowledge but only for 2 years, they'd make some kinda breeding farms and dispose of them once they lose the knowledge 💀🗿
this would be a more interesting movie ngl
The promised neverland has a similar plot
This comment is craaazyyy... 💀
@@matteotorresan113 holy shit I never noticed that, it does! I gotta go back to reading the manga
Monsters Inc. is based on a true story.
"There's not enough WOMB" and "hey maybe if we're lucky they'll do blackface" are the funniest lines ive ever heard from Kurtboy
My biggest concern is why they decided to make FIVE of these movies. Like who was keeping this series alive? Was this made as a form of torture for the government?
not only that, but a *tv show*
@TheGlassesPro did you not watch the whole video? he explains at the end that these movies are basically compilations of a tv show, hence all the repetition
They were cleverly crafted torture videos used by the Baby Squad Investigators (BSI). Someone leaked them online and the BSI was forced to call them "movies" as a cover-up. It's a big conspiracy
"i wish i could skip all these movies" is the sequel to "but hey, what do i nose?"
I love that they cast 4 year olds as babies but then they don't make the babies actually act or say things, so they could theoretically cast actual toddlers.
i mean in the first film they look like actual babies so it made a lot more sense but ig they went back on it
Thank god I’m not the only one who noticed they are full in 4 year olds wearing nappies with no trousers on. I assume they went with 4 year olds because the babies just sat there and did nothing, they wouldn’t do the movement they wanted. But those kids look so awkward just standing there in nappies.
@@rachelcookie321 I mean, a lot of kids are not potty trained by 4 to be fair... but it's still very awkward to make a movie where a bunch of 4-5 years old are called babies
@@vhaakaraynen6578 most kids are definitely potty trained at 4 years old. Most kids are fully potty trained by 36 months aka 3 years old.
@@rachelcookie321 Definitely. Heck, only 4 in 10 children wear diapers past age 3. It’s just that some children still wear diapers at 4 or 5 years old for various reasons. Some wear it because they’re incontinent or have weak bladders, or simply because they’re not ready to be potty trained. Potty training is not very linear, which is why I think it’s extremely silly for them to pass off children wearing diapers as babies… because there’s a lot more to a baby than diapers
Arthur Conan Doyle would be absolutely pissed to learn that Baby Geniuses took the name for his criminal mastermind and used it for their movies 😂
ikr,lol😂
RIGHT!!! he's rolling in his grave
probably not though, he hated Sherlock and didn't want to be known for that book series
He didn’t hate Sherlock, however he didn’t want to keep dragging the series on.
I was offended for him
"it feels really good to say goodbye to the baby geniuses franchise" - i genuinely thought there'd be some comedic timing of kurtis showing a new baby geniuses thing and was very scared😂
I thought he might do the same ending he did for the last UA-cam video with the same footage
25:19 I'm certain this has been mentioned somewhere in the comments, but "Infantanium" is a reference to "Unobtanium," which is the name classically given to any fantastical, rare mineral in old comics and sci-fi. In fantasy media it's usually "adamantium," which Marvel has also used.
I'm so glad that I have a Kurtis playlist to fall asleep to because I don't think I could genuinely process all of this while fully conscious
How can you possibly fall asleep to his videos
@@merrychristamas94 with biblically accurate babies floating in my head
@@merrychristamas94 i have adhd and I need a familiar voice or song or something playing so I can sleep 😭
That makes sense I hope that he helps!!
Me too it’s very relaxing
The director of the Baby Geniuses movies, Bob Clark, was once a truly GREAT low-budget horror movie director. I HIGHLY recommend Black Christmas (74), the FIRST modern slasher movie (Halloween came out 2 years later and borrowed heavily from it.) and his anti-Vietnam horror movie, Death Dream (74), made DURING the Vietnam War, is creepy, sad, and has HUGE balls. He also made the classics Porky's and A Christmas Story.
Have you seen A Christmas Story Christmas? I kid you not, that is the actual title, but what's even crazier is that it's actually _really_ good. Like, it's a Masterclass on how to make a proper sequel to a classic movie 👀
the director of baby geniuses also made BLACK CHRISTMAS????
Clark also directed one of the greatest Sherlock Holmes films, "Murder By Decree", with Christopher Plummer as Holmes and James Mason as Watson.
one of the things driving me nuts about these movies is that they refused to recast any of the baby actors, despite the fact that every one of them is EASILY 3 (and therefore too old to be a Baby Genius anymore) by like the third movie
Honestly just highlights one of the biggest issues with having babies be the stars of a franchise - they grow _really freakin' fast_
it almost would’ve worked better as an animated series bc that way you could have characters who actually look like babies but are just voiced by toddlers instead of having toddlers who are very obviously toddlers playing babies 😂
3:43 “We love to see a girl boss win” combined with the “Skip all these movies” bit literally just had me laughing on the floor
So glad you're continuing this saga
My farts are better than Kurtis’ farts.
I never thought I would hear about this nightmare of a series again but here we are and I’m ready
But it's the best way of seeing this series
Shitting, crying, throwing up, he liked it 🥹🙇🏼♀️
@@Star-kk3hsjust like the babies
@@AngelBirdo damn straight
I love how we collectively decided to not be respectful of the queen's death
What noooo we have nothing but utmost respect for Lizzie (my girlfriend actually) and racist she’s contributed so much to this world
The only respectful thing about her was the fact that she held on to billions of stolen wealth from countries she choked out ❤️
@@sed6657 im surprised they didnt choke her out before her death
certified queen hater😍
she was british what do you expect
If they had AI writing assistants in the 90s, there would be 10x more Genius Babiea film's
This film series is actually brave for letting Jon Voight unleash the darkness in his heart like that
Yeah I mean there’s a reason Angelina Jolie legally changed her name away from Angelina Voight.
Voight, Seeker of Darkness
Jon Voight will be the next villain of a Dark Souls game
The thing that has always made me uncomfortable is they don't put these kids in pants. I think it's enough that we can obviously see they're babies to know they're babies. I guess outfits for babies have never had pants???
Also, there is some...wonderful logic of a baby saying that no one else knows what it's like to be a baby.
Mmm, yes. I too missed the epics of being a baby since I was grown in a pod...and exited when I turned 30.
Baby clothes at the size those kids are have shorts AND pants and shit, even dresses and skirts
They absolutely could’ve clothed the kids. Most likely didn’t due to needing to change diapers quickly and if the kids peed through the diaper the bottoms would be soiled.
I think it’s so they look kinda like babies. I mean the actors aren’t babies, not even toddlers.
@@ida6950 That's what makes it wooooorse.
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid I don't disagree, it's so weird. They don't even really talk anyways, they could've just used real babies or toddlers
@@pissum420 those kids are like 4 years old, they 100% know how to use the toilet. They only used nappies to hide the fact that these kids are 4 years old but it just looks so silly.
technically yes, the CIA does have a “fashion expert”. The Chief of Disguise has to be knowledgeable in a variety of fashion trends and class-based cultures in order to help agents dress appropriately when going undercover.
I was just thinking about that - having people who are knowledgeable about fashion and makeup would be necessary to help agents blend in. Those things are often dismissed as frivolous though
@@ImaginaryAlchemist That's fair, but here the "fashion expert" was already distinct from the "master of disguise", and, while these reviews aren't comprehensive, the "fashion expert" doesn't appear to have ever actually done or contributed anything in that field? Not that anyone else really did, either, but still.
It felt like that whole '90s "we have to shoehorn-in a girl, make her the "fashion" person" faux-representation-but-actually-just-marketing-done-badly thing. It'd be like an '80s movie including a Black guy as the "rap expert".
@@michaelccozens true true, but it’s still cool to talk about the importance of fashion in the world of spies.
The movies are badly thought out and written, i don’t think anyone is contesting that lmao, neither of the kids get to do the thing they’re supposed to.
I was about to comment that! 😅
_literally_ five seconds into my inevitable rewatch and i'm already in tears. it feels nice to be welcomed somewhere with open arms as someone who often feels like they don't belong anywhere. thank you for providing me and many others with such an awesome community, i am proud to be a citizen of kurtistown 💖
Kurtis: “I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at babies wearing diapers”
"you can excuse racism?"
Kurtis covers literally the most fever dream like movies but we're all here for it I love when kurtis comes out with these commentary videos. Fever I hardly know her 🤭
Yes, the video we've all been waiting for, we appreciate your suffering Kurtis
yes
skip being the team leader while skip's parents run the daycare? nepotism baby!!!!! skip is a nepo baby!!! literally!
18:13 it bothers me to no end that they rounded pi to 3.141 instead of 3.142 😭 that would still be kinda weird tho cos i’ve only ever used either the first 3 or 6 digits of pi, not the first 4
but hey this movie also thinks “pi = 3.141” is an equation so i should probably lower my expectations
omg your comment made me solve my 4 year old research equation
@@enderfries6213 🙀🙀🙀🤯🤯🎉🎉🥳🧠💪
we did it 😫😫😫
@@666_cthulhu yes:D ill name you onstage when i get my noble prize
@@enderfries6213 YAAAAS zaddy alfred nobel 🤤
aight i’ll stop
The fact that such odd movies existed to the point most of us grew up wondering if watching the movies were just a weird dream, to then find it again and cry ourselves to sleep bc its real
I can’t believe the writers of Baby Geniuses invented British people
And racism itself! What a historically significant franchise
Such an awful thing to put on a kids movie. Being British shouldn't be normalised
@@project_lettersas a Brit, I agree
I’M THE INDIAN BABY IN BABY GENIUSES 4 💀💀 TBH I DIDN’T THINK ANYONE WOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE BUT THIS JUST REMINDED ME OF IT SO THANK U (Like at 26:50 I SCREAMED cus i saw me AND I WAS SO CONFUSED)
Wait whattt???
@@trusfrated_kookie9091 I starred in the Baby Geniuses Treasures of Egypt as Rashitha (the indian baby) cus they were filming in Alaska and ig I was the one of the few indian babies of that age in alaska at that time 💀
@@aumakerspace7253 I hope they paid you well 👀👀👀
@@trusfrated_kookie9091 THATS THE THING WE DIDN’T GET PAID CUS MY PARENTS FORGOT TO ASK
@@aumakerspace7253 LMFAOO
New kurtis conner video is exactly what i needed
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Very nice 👍👍 thanks
i like it
DO NOT POST ANY REPLY! DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT TIMEBUCKS.
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Unironically I really love those ‘baby crisps’ that they make using corn. I was sat here munching on a pack when Kurt said ‘grab some baby food’. Never felt so called out before
Edit: the ones I’m talking about are called Organix and they’re shaped like noughts & crosses and taste of tomato
I think I know the ones you talk about. I'm convinced babies only like them because it's some of the first solid foods they've had.
I genuinely like them. They're crunchy yet melt in your mouth and taste like banana, what's there to hate?
it's like eating a packing peanut, but it's oddly satisfying not gross. Obviously it's not my only snack food but it's in the rotation.
BABY MUMS YES NOMNOMNOMNOM
dude those are so good! the yogurt flavored ones are my favorite
Not flashing a picture of Jarvis when you said breast milk shows a level of restraint that I didn’t think kurtis had
same
It is actually hilarious that the irreplaceable item in Italy was a pizza when you consider the fact that the show was originally Italian
Glad Kurtis is finally covering this amazing cinematic universe again
Amazingly dreadful* 😂
If you think "infantanium" is bad, don't forget the main thing the bad guys in Avatar wanted was "unobtainium"...in the highest grossing moving of ALL TIME.
Which is a real element btw (number 118)
ok but why does that actually sound kinda cool tho 🤧
Unobtainium is real element though. I don't like the Avatar franchise but if you're gonna criticize a movie please do some research 😭
@@sophitiaofhyrule ?? no it's not real 💀 element number 118 is not named that (it's oganesson) and "unobtainium" is just a funny name for a literally unobtainable material. i think people are confusing it with oganesson's original placeholder name "ununoctium", which just means "one-one-eight" in latin lol
@@specil-k no it isn't? it's a common word, but it's not a real element. 118 is Oganesson.
it’s so weird to me that they just hang out pantsless constantly like??? most people put clothes on their toddlers outside of the home?
12:14 i love how she asks “but why?” like she’s fed up with me the script and just wants to get it over with lmao
"A bunch of bullshit happens, and then the babies end up saving the day"
That's it. That's literally the entire franchise in a single sentence.
The disguise joke about alfred was great, but I think "and I'm alfready to skip all of these movies" is a missed opportunity
I thought he was going to play with our expectations and just go “Alfred to skip all these movies” or something
I had a dream last night that i was at this diner sort of place, and there was this tornado or something. Me and a lot of my friends from school were there, but so was Kurtis. The employees told us all to go in these glass houses, and wait for the tornado to be over. I walked out of the glass house and sat on a bench. Kurtis somehow got his desk outside to film a video. He let me be in it too. The video was about him reviewing an Easter movie. Maybe that’s what his next video will be about?
Every word in that paragraph is better than the last
That's one hell of a comment, I friggin love dreams so much
12:14 im cackling at the line delivery, everything feels so campy and slow but that was the most jarring legit like "why tf would you do that tho" I couldn't have expected
Professor Moriarty is a recurring antagonist in Arthur Conan Doyle's original Sherlock Holmes novels. That means that Baby Geniuses cannonicaly takes place in the same universe as Sherlock Holmes, and also that Moriarty has been alive for well over 100 years
Dude I knew I recognized that name from somewhere! I was trying so hard to remember where I remembered it from
we missed out on a baby geniuses reichenbach falls....
@@willyummiHOLY SHIT THIS MADE ME CHUCKLE
@@willyummiSTOPPPP LMFAO
A Danny video AND a Kurtis video in one day?? We are truly blessed
Right??? My thoughts exactly
@@arrianah3890 There was a Danny video?? What's it called, I don't see one 😅
@@day_trippr4967 on his second channel
@@day_trippr4967 On the channel where he gets goofy and wacky:))
@@day_trippr4967 mike Tyson is obsessed with pigeons
No joke 😁
"get me out of here, there's hardly any WOMB" is genuinely the funniest joke I've ever heard
I didn’t know there were three more movies. I can see why I didn’t.
Sort of reminds me of the fact that they keep making Air Bud spin-offs called Something Buddies.
I loved those movies with everything I had though
I thought I was the only person -er, baby - in the world that had seen the very first Baby Geniuses movie so seeing one of my favorite youtubers make multiple commentaries of this franchise is truly a divine blessing to everyone who suffered the reckoning that was this series
Godspeed Kurtis, Godspeed
*montages of biblically accurate baby angel plays*
Person -er, I hardly know her
20:00 after everything everyone has commented on i'm still shocked that nobody has commented about the fact that they said "Moriarty is responsible for over 500 unsolved cases in more than 200 countries." let that settle in. "Moriarty is responsible for over 500 unsolved cases."
You just solved 500 unsolved cases. Moriarty is behind all of them so why are they unsolved and how is he not in jail. They literally work for the CIA so it's not hard to interrogate and arrest him.
Not to mention there is no way they could have committed crimes in over 200 countries given there is only 195 countries to commit crimes in
just imagine a world where big baby won…i have chills
Yeah for one there would be a baby just flying and shitting everywhere. No thanks we already have birds for that.
I don't want pizzas to suddenly enlarge because of him
“Why can’t the space baby talk like the others.”
Well, as stated in the clip, every baby born *in* the world knows the secrets of the universe. Space baby, being a baby from space, was born *out* the world and thus suffering from cognitive impairment caused by exposure to cosmic rays. Really makes you think.
As an English person, I didn’t know that these babies went on a reclaim mission for the late queen ….. I feel poorly informed
I love how they used Leonardo’s Vitruvian baby but couldn’t think of any work of priceless art to steal from Italy lmao
Fun fact: there is actually fashion experts in the CIA. There is a recruiter that comes to talk about jobs to the costume and makeup departments
Makes sense. You'd need those skills to craft the perfect disguise
so the cia is commiting FABULOUS WAR CRIMES!
it would be fun and cool if you covered all of the Beverly hills chihuahua movies ahaha
omg YES
18:54
Did anyone else catch that they said they could use "DNA signatures" to track people in REAL TIME, as if that's even remotely possible???
Everytime I think I've gotten away from these movies.....
They never fail to make their way back to me
My farts are better than Kurtis’ farts.
they always crawl back (like a baby)
Best Thing that happend today
Thanks for pinning
Nice profile btw
The Baby Genius franchise really wanted to be the buddies franchise with making so many movies. I think they forgot that weirdly animated puppies are better than terribly animated babies.
26:38
Fun fact: that is the southern sky.
It can only be seen in the southern hemisphere.
"I was praying to the biblically accurate babies" had me cackling
I can’t believe I worked an 8 hour shift in an office to come home and watch a commentary video on all of the 5 super babies movies
Livin' the dream
i’m so happy that kurtis watches these so we don’t have to. i don’t think i could handle the inescapable trauma that follows.
I feel like Nicolas Cage would be a good pick for a movie where the villain is crazy and is just sitting there on the couch in a diaper, which scares the shit out of the ppl being brought before him. This needs to be a movie.