Yes! Thanks (?) for digging up this forgotten gem. It would take too long to explain how it came to be made but I’m honored you spent time on it. Being “featured” on your channel is the height of cool as far as my daughter is concerned so I appreciate the dubious claim.
Hey man, thanks for always wearing your safety gear and setting a good example, sorry kurtis was mean to you about it he was being a bit of a fake skater boi fan who smells like peepeepoopoocacaweewiz
Fun fact: i used to think thay tony hawk and stephen hawking were the same person, and it made sense to me because i thought that tony hawk got in a major accident when skateboarding and got all fucked up so he became an astrophysicist and went by stephen hawking afterwards
If i can recall correctly, the reason why he was always decked out in gear was that he knew kids looked up to him, so he wanted to be a good role model and promote safety.
Tony Hawk's response to being kidnapped is "you must be the freak of the week" and now I want a Scooby Doo style mystery show where Tony Hawk keeps getting kidnapped
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Hi Kurtis, I'm pretty sure the creepy Ringleader man says, "People like their human cannonballs with skin". This refers to a common sideshow attraction that used to be a "human cannonball", when a guy was put in a funny-looking canon and shot at a net or something. I believe the point of this scene was to highlight that most of the spectators at a circus would be put off by a man with no skin being shot out of a funny canon. I hope this helps!
this makes so much sense. i thought he said “people like their human cannibals with skin” and was so confused as to why he’d specify “human” cannibals… i also can’t help but wonder why either one would be without skin??? like did i miss the context???? lmao
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I got bullied into not learning to skate or even ride a bike bc of how "lame" it is to wear safety gear. Huge maturity of Tony to always be seen wearing his safety gear
Especially important to wear safety gear while learning to do something like skateboard. *Especially* a helmet. I've seen people say that they don't need to wear a helmet while riding a bike because they're super good at it, but it only takes one bad fall to leave you with a concussion (or worse).
@@northstarjakobs Even when you do wear a helmet things can happen. Look at Scotty Cranmer. He was wearing a helmet; his accident paralyzed him from the neck down.
I had nowhere to skate when I was younger. When I was older, I was in a perfect neighborhood for it, and I bought a board and safety gear. But I was too afraid that the younger kids on the street would hassle me about it so I never even tried.
My partner used to skateboard before developing health problems. She not only admires that Tony is very proactive about safety gear, especially as he gets older, she's told me that the first thing you learn in skateboarding is how to fall down a certain way to minimize injury.
watching the skit where Kurtis is acting as Tony Hawk in bed talking about his bean-bag-ballsacks is 10x’s more funny knowing Tony Hawk and his family members have watched this video
And coincidentally every single person on the planet happens to be familiar with him despite him being irrelevant for 20 years and can also recognize that this "Anthony" looks just like Tony Hawk, and that every single place Tony Hawk ever goes in his life he just happens to run into someone who has to comment that he looks like Tony Hawk. It's so crazy that that doesn't happen to any other celebrity.
A celebrity is where everywhjere you go people recognise you whereas Tony Hawk just has people tell him he looks like Tony Hawk. Ergo he's just a chill guy everyone knows about
So glad they made this movie actually, the "Tony Hawk face down on the floor like he's dead" really convey the emotion for when you're so fucking tired about something, adding it to my reaction image folder immediately
kurtis I have had 7 drinks tonight and the SECOND you showed clips of the notebook i left the video and watched the notebook im so sorry. love you. i’ll like the video to compensate
Mine was the apology before the sketch. I literally thought "kurtis is really going to show an unrelated sketch huh..." than he said that and I died. 💀
That's not breaking the fourth wall. Breaking the 4th wall is when someone in a scene addresses the audience directly either by speaking to the camera or a live audience.
I watched this movie so much as a kid, “people like their human cannon balls with skin” was such a quotable line because he was trying to get everyone together and it was a full on ringmaster moment!
@@tentardigrades968 noooo he was concerned for the patrons of the circus! As they would surely all scream and run if they saw a skinless human cannonball!
Oh, I get it now. From the video, I could tell he said “human cannonballs,” but at first I thought he was warning patrons to “keep right” to stay out of the way of the skaters, and I thought he was referring to them as “human cannonballs with skin” because “human wrecking balls” is a bit of a cliched term. At least I think I get it now. The human cannonball was a stunt performer at the circus a long time ago. (Actually, I think it was an illusion, but it doesn’t matter.) So the line is saying that customers don’t actually want to see stunt performers get maimed and mutilated. “People (viewers) like [to see] their human cannonballs (stunt performers) with skin (unharmed),” and the “with skin” part is specific to skaters because scraping a bunch of skin off is one of the most common injuries from skating.
i want you to know I watched this movie when i was a young kid (I'm 18) and it was my first and ONLY encounter with tony hawk content in my life. no video games, no videos, i don't skate; only boom boom sabotage
I thought he said "he provides their human cannibals with skin" as in there's another circus and the only reason ringleader can sustain cannibals in their circus is because they feed them skin.
I remember a baffling, long, non-skippable ad for this movie being the pre-menu trailer on an anime box set I once owned. Usually, the only ads there were for other anime. I don’t know what distribution deal forced Funimation to advertise Boom Boom Sabotage on my Yu Yu Hakusho DVDs, but that’s the only reason i knew this movie even existed.
Goosebumps actually had not one, but *two* books (one of which was adapted into an episode of the Goosebumps television show) about a camera that could see into the future! One was called Say Cheese and Die and its sequel was called Say Cheese and Die Again. R.L. Stine was truly a genius at naming things
This almost makes me want to go back and read all of my favorite Goosebumps books lol. It was about 14 years ago, but I distinctly remember the part in the book where the kid saw a picture of his foot with a rusty nail all the way through it. I can see images in my head really well, so the picture I imagined burned itself into my memory, and I can still imagine it all this time later. It wasn't scary to me or anything, I was just like "lol that's wild" and never forgot about it lol.
Kurtis, blink twice if you were actually kidnapped and forced to make this video! We promise we’ll keep the skateboarding montages to a minimum when all of Kurtistown comes to rescue you
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This video had such an impact on Tony Hawk that even a year later he could instantly say it was Kurtis Conner who got this back to limelight, as mentioned in yesterday's Anthony Padilla's I Spent a Day With episode.
I don`t understand how kurtis keep finding the most cursed animations any human could ever conceptualize. I think this is exaclty what my nightmares look like when I take too much cold medicine.
I have a feeling this was produced at least partially within Canada because this used to air now and then on one of our kids' channels back in the 2000s. I distinctly remember seeing promos for it and thinking it looked like absolute trash and wanting nothing to do with it.
all jokes aside, the animations while they're skateboarding are actually pretty fluid and accurate. I imagine that's where most of the passion went in creating this.
My grandmother's favorite story, she constantly tells, is the one time she went to Hawaii for a vacation and Tony Hawk walked up to her on a beach asking her for a cigarette. He did not have a skateboard unfortunately, but now every time either cigarettes or Tony Hawk got brought up in conversation, so did that story.
Honestly this movie is too unhinged to be called bad, or good for that matter. All I know is we need more movies like this. The sheer insanity is exhilarating.
This movie got me into skating. 100% true story. Been skateboarding ever since. I grew up in the Midwest, I thought you could only skate in California on big vert ramps. This sick cartoon made my 9 yo brain realize you could skate in the Midwest on flat ground. Thank you Tony Hawk Boom Boom Sabotage.
@@sethreign8103 Also he wasn't saying it was impressive, he was saying this motivated him to try skateboard. How does you doing that before kindergarten relate in any way, and how is it about times lmao it's just 2 different situations. You grew up skateboarding he didn't
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8:14 “People like their human cannonballs with skin” I believe he is referring to the daredevils who are often shot out of cannons at the circus. Specifically how an audience prefers them with their bodies intact. Hope this helps!
Honestly, a movie about Skateboarders with a camera that can capture events before they happen sounds like another Tony Hawk film they could spend 900 dollars on making
fun fact: (i thought i recognized the voice when she said "i hope he's okay") the girl who voices kit also voices the blue mermaid in barbie mermaidia. so there's two barbie voice actors in this movie, a special treat 🎉
i mean. from what i understand tony hawk always using safety gear helped younger kids to not see them as "uncool". in the long run i'd be willing to bet that saved a good number of lives
i rewatched that clip like 5 times i cant believe someone wrote that in the script and thought it was perfect: "smells like pee-pee and poo-poo in here" "its gotta be tony" "no seriously, why does it smell like caca and wee-whiz in here?" AND TONY LOOKS GUILTY TOO 😭😭😭
the sketch at 13:59 is actually a pretty watered down synopsis of r.l. stine’s “say cheese and die”. a camera that can predict future events was the entire plot of those goosebumps books, and the book plots were similar to the episode “a most unusual camera” of rod sterling’s “the twilight zone” where a camera showed the immediate future of the subject in photographs (tying that in because stine has said he was a big fan of the show and a lot of his work was inspired by sterling).
Also why would you risk the integrity of your elbow, knee or other joints? Especially if sports is your job. It feels so 2000s to make fun of safety gear.
@@Shirumoon true. I used to go to parkour classes and it only took one tibia hit for me to rush to buy protective socks (a large strip of skin almost completely detached but because it was 'almost' I could still feel the pain in it which was super weird). I bet Hawk hurt himself too much while wearing safety gear to even consider skating without. Wear safety gear, and always stretch before sports. Or you'll learn the hard way.
the sketch at 14:34 is actually a real movie!! it's called "beyond the infinite two minutes" and its about a group of friends who figure out that one of their computer monitors shows two minutes into the future. it was filmed on an iphone and the entire movie is one take! it's super cool and awesome
To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation. Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life." True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord." Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit." Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands." This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.
To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation. Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life." True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord." Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit." Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands." This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.
That crying baby SE @ 3:42 TORTURED my memory cuz I KNEW I'd heard it before. I think it's the same as the one in the UK show Misfits from E3, from the episode where this baby with powers mind-fks Nathan and only he can hear him crying... I can be VERY neurotic... haha
Let’s not rip Tony Hawk got putting on protective equipment. He’s sensible and a good role model for people to look out for there safety while doing such a risky/dangerous extreme sport.
13:36 Actually, there’s a Twilight Zone episode about that premise. These robbers steal a camera that takes pictures of something, but it shows what’s about to happen. Literally what we just saw, but a black and white photo instead
To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation. Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life." True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord." Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit." Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands." This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.
For a mid 2000s animated movie with incredibly dated CGI, i actually dig some of the character designs, some of the voice acting is not all that bad and the way the characters' faces are rendered is surprisingly expressive. There was some level of artistic proffesionality behind this. Its just kind of a shame that everything else going on in this movie is otherwise all over the place.
Yeah I've noticed that so often in not-great pieces of media that involve animation & design (like movies & video games), I can tell that certain individuals behind the scenes actually did their job pretty well. At least put a lot of effort into it. Unfortunately no one can really tell, because too many of the other pieces they weren't responsible for failed to come together...and good animated movies involve soo many pieces coming together perfectly. (And I'm not saying the other people involved put no effort in at all, usually they did but they just didn't have the ability to pull it off with the tools they had in the time they were given. Even the best artists in the world require time!) /End ramble sorry 😅
The original Twilight Zone series has an episode about a camera with the ability to take pictures of the future as well! It's called "A Most Unusual Camera" for anyone interested.
I actually think he sets a great example by wearing protective gear all the time. Also considering his audience, who are younger and also learning, which means getting hurt quite often
I actually really respect Tony Hawk for always wearing safety gear whenever he’s on a skateboard. He knows he inspired kids and he wants them to know how important safety gear is
This movie has been lurking in the back of my brain like some sort of parasite ever since it aired. There are precious moments with my dearly departed grandmother that have been ejected from my memory banks, but the scene of one of the hillbillies drinking another one's boogers has stayed with me for literal decades.
I was never unto skateboarding, mostly because I knew that I would break every bones I've ever owned if I attempted it, but I always loved that Tony wore all his safety gear all the time. He is a role model, so encouraging safe practices is really important, and he obviously doesn't care if people think it's lame because he knows it isn't
17:05 me and my brothers used to repeat this so much as kids. I had tried looking the line up from memory multiple times over the years, but could never find where it was from. I'm terrified to know that I watched this movie at some point and had no recollection of any of it.
Forgetting stuff like this isn't that weird or uncommon. You said you and your brothers were kids, yeah? Well believe it or not, the older you get, the more you forget from the past. The reason this happens is because we either took experiences for granted when we were younger, or because we learn about new things and those new memories push old ones out. Even the stuff we do remember changes slightly each time we remember them, but not like... drastically or anything. Sometimes we just look back on a memory and forget certain parts of it, so our brain fills in the gaps with something else. If anything, you should be glad to rediscover such a classic part of your childhood. Look on the bright side; I doubt you'd have an easy time forgetting this movie now!
At 55, Tony Hawk is STILL skateboarding, and honestly, I don't think he'd have it any other way. He's literally going to end up being one of those old surfer dudes, only on a skateboard, instead, and that's cool - he's certainly a master of his craft and has that guru energy about him. I always wanted to learn how to skateboard or surf, or snowboard, or do something X-TREME, but I'm confined to Arizona, and in the middle of a desert, so there are not a lot of places to do such things, here.
Yes! Thanks (?) for digging up this forgotten gem. It would take too long to explain how it came to be made but I’m honored you spent time on it. Being “featured” on your channel is the height of cool as far as my daughter is concerned so I appreciate the dubious claim.
is this legit tony hawk omg
Hey man, thanks for always wearing your safety gear and setting a good example, sorry kurtis was mean to you about it he was being a bit of a fake skater boi fan who smells like peepeepoopoocacaweewiz
@@arianahameed7101IT IS OMG he even mentioned Kurtis in his instagram story
@@arianahameed7101i honestly can’t tell
I love how the actual Tony freaking Hawk is even unrecognized and buried in the comments of this video about him
Fun fact: i used to think thay tony hawk and stephen hawking were the same person, and it made sense to me because i thought that tony hawk got in a major accident when skateboarding and got all fucked up so he became an astrophysicist and went by stephen hawking afterwards
no offense but this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
I’m cryingggggg this is so funny
Omg twinning. I thought that when I was like 8
@@ShadowHeartValentine samesies except i thought that until 14 💀
Wait this isn’t true?
If i can recall correctly, the reason why he was always decked out in gear was that he knew kids looked up to him, so he wanted to be a good role model and promote safety.
yup, he's a good dude
hello raiden shogun fan
Ah makes sense
YOOOO nier, kurtis, and genshin fan??
You can't safely bail and knee slide down vert without pads. Pads are way more required in vert than street.
The line “you must be the freak of the week” implies that Tony Hawk gets kidnapped a lot
New week, new freak! He's used to it by now
Tony Hawk's response to being kidnapped is "you must be the freak of the week" and now I want a Scooby Doo style mystery show where Tony Hawk keeps getting kidnapped
Or several Scooby Doo episodes where the villain, when unmasked, is Tony Hawk. Every time and with 0 mention as to why.
I had the same though lol. It sounds like getting kidnapped was just a Tuesday for tony hawk.
Hawknapped 💀
To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.
you must be the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 of the week
I love how tony calls the bad guy "the freak of the week" implying that this kind of scenario happens to him often
Like he's Spiderman
Back than that was a diss. God we....we were lame.
@@SaintShionnah man- i will unironically call ppl freak of the week now, its so camp
Hello Miles Edgeworth from hit game
@PragmaticProsecutor Wait, that’s not a thing that happens to other people on a regular basis?
Hi Kurtis, I'm pretty sure the creepy Ringleader man says, "People like their human cannonballs with skin". This refers to a common sideshow attraction that used to be a "human cannonball", when a guy was put in a funny-looking canon and shot at a net or something. I believe the point of this scene was to highlight that most of the spectators at a circus would be put off by a man with no skin being shot out of a funny canon. I hope this helps!
this makes so much sense. i thought he said “people like their human cannibals with skin” and was so confused as to why he’d specify “human” cannibals… i also can’t help but wonder why either one would be without skin??? like did i miss the context???? lmao
@@katie5097 i heard that too and was so scared trying to connect cannibals with this film
I heard the same thing but with kids instead of people
To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.
I think the first word is 'kids' but other than that, this makes sense yeah
the cut to the glue trap joke kills me every time man
It looks like they literally flattened the character model into a puddle
Ive been wheezing at it for the past hour
yo v1 plushie spotted
Bro turned into Saddam Hussein
Props to Kurtis for giving a shoutout to unknown people like Tony Hawk, what a mad lad
Heisenburger I see you everywhere daddio
HeisinDaddy 🥵
@@RavenclawNimbus fr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur not funny bruh
Damn bruh that’s insaneeee
I got bullied into not learning to skate or even ride a bike bc of how "lame" it is to wear safety gear. Huge maturity of Tony to always be seen wearing his safety gear
Especially important to wear safety gear while learning to do something like skateboard. *Especially* a helmet. I've seen people say that they don't need to wear a helmet while riding a bike because they're super good at it, but it only takes one bad fall to leave you with a concussion (or worse).
@@northstarjakobsyehq my mum biked to work without a helmet and crashed onto the ground, skidding her face, left a mark to this day.
@@northstarjakobs Even when you do wear a helmet things can happen. Look at Scotty Cranmer. He was wearing a helmet; his accident paralyzed him from the neck down.
I had nowhere to skate when I was younger. When I was older, I was in a perfect neighborhood for it, and I bought a board and safety gear. But I was too afraid that the younger kids on the street would hassle me about it so I never even tried.
My partner used to skateboard before developing health problems. She not only admires that Tony is very proactive about safety gear, especially as he gets older, she's told me that the first thing you learn in skateboarding is how to fall down a certain way to minimize injury.
I can’t stop laughing at the fact that the reverb from “BALLS” lasted so long after the joke was over
That was the best part
Like a whole 5 seconds before it ended 💀
I can still hear it now….
8:35
@@evangeline9584what?
watching the skit where Kurtis is acting as Tony Hawk in bed talking about his bean-bag-ballsacks is 10x’s more funny knowing Tony Hawk and his family members have watched this video
His DAUGHTER saw this, Kurtis!
I literally came looking for this comment after watching the skit
i feel like kurtis looked up to every guy in the 2000’s who wore a t-shirt over a long sleeved shirt and could do something mildly interesting
I did too
literally me
As one should (I would know nothing about this I was born in the early 2000s 😭)
We all did 😡😡 ya zoomer
Sorry, I'll cool my jets, man!😅
I love how everybody just agrees that Tony Hawk is less of a celebrity and more of a chill guy that everybody knows
yeah.
And coincidentally every single person on the planet happens to be familiar with him despite him being irrelevant for 20 years and can also recognize that this "Anthony" looks just like Tony Hawk, and that every single place Tony Hawk ever goes in his life he just happens to run into someone who has to comment that he looks like Tony Hawk. It's so crazy that that doesn't happen to any other celebrity.
@@FrenkTheJoy he’s never irrelevant, he is eternal, he is Tony hawk
@@FrenkTheJoyTony will never be irrelevant
A celebrity is where everywhjere you go people recognise you whereas Tony Hawk just has people tell him he looks like Tony Hawk. Ergo he's just a chill guy everyone knows about
"People like their human cannonballs with skin," which is a genuinely unhinged line to write, record, and edit into a film.
THAT’S WHAT IT WAS WHAT ON EARTH
Yeah knowing what the line is feels worse than not knowing
WTF 😭😭😭
I caught it the first time hearing it, but it's still horrifying and I don't know wtf it means.
i mean hes kinda right tho
I loved it when Switch Mitch said *“Those are some mad beats yo”* and proceed to commit horrific war crimes
I love how this whole movie looks like a test render.
they forgot the lighting bruh
"so again it'll look much better when its fully rend"
"no its perfect"
".. i wha"
"render it all like this this is how it will look on the big screen"
it's like old veggie tales
I don’t know why but this whole movie reminds me of monster house 💀
It’s like they made an entire film out of the FMV cutscenes of Twisted Metal 3
I'm sorry but animated Tony lying face down is the funniest thing I've seen all week-
glue trap *Tony Hawk fucking dies*
@@c.jwhite LITERALLYYYY
Those were some mad beats yo
He looks like Mark Zuckerberg in that movie 😂
I laughed so hard
So glad they made this movie actually, the "Tony Hawk face down on the floor like he's dead" really convey the emotion for when you're so fucking tired about something, adding it to my reaction image folder immediately
i have a reaction image folder too!
Frrrr
kurtis I have had 7 drinks tonight and the SECOND you showed clips of the notebook i left the video and watched the notebook im so sorry. love you. i’ll like the video to compensate
Kurtis breaking the illusion of his own sketch by acknowledging that all the characters are identical is my new favorite thing
And my favorite thing was 3:07
Mine was the apology before the sketch. I literally thought "kurtis is really going to show an unrelated sketch huh..." than he said that and I died. 💀
You don't get 1000 likes
:(
That's not breaking the fourth wall. Breaking the 4th wall is when someone in a scene addresses the audience directly either by speaking to the camera or a live audience.
it’s incredible how tony hawk is so famous but if i saw him in public i’d have no idea who he was
if someone pointed it out to me i’d be like “yeah he kinda does look like him” and then move on
I mean he has experienced that a lot based on his tweets
Tbh, pretty sure he makes jokes about it himself
i barely see his face
@@nat-bw7sk He kinda looks like that guy who does skateboarding, can't remember his name
As a literal former circus employee, it was quite clearly to me: "People like their human cannonballs with skin."
Kiss me
what did you do at the circus?
@@toothfairy10133Peel the human cannonballs
That's what I heard too! Not sure how that's cool for a kids movie though lol.
Thank you! I can hear it now :)
The funniest part of this is how he casually mentions the Penny farthing and swiftly moves on. I SCREAMED for SO LONG
I watched this movie so much as a kid, “people like their human cannon balls with skin” was such a quotable line because he was trying to get everyone together and it was a full on ringmaster moment!
Hahaha what the hell does that even mean? Was he concerned about the safety of the human cannonballs?
@@tentardigrades968 noooo he was concerned for the patrons of the circus! As they would surely all scream and run if they saw a skinless human cannonball!
Oh, I get it now. From the video, I could tell he said “human cannonballs,” but at first I thought he was warning patrons to “keep right” to stay out of the way of the skaters, and I thought he was referring to them as “human cannonballs with skin” because “human wrecking balls” is a bit of a cliched term.
At least I think I get it now. The human cannonball was a stunt performer at the circus a long time ago. (Actually, I think it was an illusion, but it doesn’t matter.) So the line is saying that customers don’t actually want to see stunt performers get maimed and mutilated. “People (viewers) like [to see] their human cannonballs (stunt performers) with skin (unharmed),” and the “with skin” part is specific to skaters because scraping a bunch of skin off is one of the most common injuries from skating.
@@readwrecksThanks for the breakdown!
It sounds like "People like testicles"
i want you to know I watched this movie when i was a young kid (I'm 18) and it was my first and ONLY encounter with tony hawk content in my life. no video games, no videos, i don't skate; only boom boom sabotage
only boom boom sabotage 😭
Haha!! How did you even come across it? 😂
Man, the old tony hawk games were THE BEST GAMES back in the day when ps2 and the original Xbox and 360 were the main consoles.
@@futuristic.handgunit was on Cartoon Network that’s how I saw it
@Matt-cu8qkblockbuster, haven’t heard that name in years
"People like their human cannon balls with skin" was much easier to understand than the man who spoke Minecraft enchantment table verbally
ooooohhh that’s what he said, thank you
Oh I thought it was cannibals lol
@@sweetlids2898 same
I thought he said "he provides their human cannibals with skin" as in there's another circus and the only reason ringleader can sustain cannibals in their circus is because they feed them skin.
@@jakebrantley8889 lol
I remember a baffling, long, non-skippable ad for this movie being the pre-menu trailer on an anime box set I once owned. Usually, the only ads there were for other anime.
I don’t know what distribution deal forced Funimation to advertise Boom Boom Sabotage on my Yu Yu Hakusho DVDs, but that’s the only reason i knew this movie even existed.
HAHAHAHAHHA IM DYING
Goosebumps actually had not one, but *two* books (one of which was adapted into an episode of the Goosebumps television show) about a camera that could see into the future! One was called Say Cheese and Die and its sequel was called Say Cheese and Die Again. R.L. Stine was truly a genius at naming things
I wish more movies put “again” in the title instead of “2”. And then for each sequential movie they have to find another way to say “again”.
This almost makes me want to go back and read all of my favorite Goosebumps books lol. It was about 14 years ago, but I distinctly remember the part in the book where the kid saw a picture of his foot with a rusty nail all the way through it. I can see images in my head really well, so the picture I imagined burned itself into my memory, and I can still imagine it all this time later. It wasn't scary to me or anything, I was just like "lol that's wild" and never forgot about it lol.
yes! i knew the concept sounded familiar but i couldnt remember what book it was from
Lol i was just about to comment this. I thought kurtis would be familiar with the show since it's Canadian
What the hell nitro?
Tony Hawk saying "you must be the freak of the week" makes me think this has happened more then once
Every week it seems
no fr it makes me concerned
Miles Morales to the Spot be like
Kurtis, blink twice if you were actually kidnapped and forced to make this video! We promise we’ll keep the skateboarding montages to a minimum when all of Kurtistown comes to rescue you
HAHAHAAHAH
but we’re definitely keeping the sick beats to the maximum
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious"
~ Oscar Wilde
I started reading this comment just as Kurtis said this and it freaked me out
he blinked more than twice in the video, we have to save him
This video had such an impact on Tony Hawk that even a year later he could instantly say it was Kurtis Conner who got this back to limelight, as mentioned in yesterday's Anthony Padilla's I Spent a Day With episode.
I once heard some describe Tony Hawk as the world’s oldest teenager and honestly that is very accurate
LMAO very
I love that he seems to not give a hoot about it either. Major respect for someone who's comfortable being who they are. Age is mostly just a number.
Growing up is optional, growing old is inevitable. 😊
Tony Hawk is like the Tony Hawk of skateboarding
hey wait a minute
Birds can skateboard?
huh
yes
Tony hawk is like the older nyjah and also the vert nyjah becuause nyjah is a street skater
"smells like pee pee and poo poo in here" genuinely made me laugh out loud that's the funniest thing
Ugh same I let out the biggest howl, I need that 😩
The way they said "it's gotta be Tony" and tony looks around like it WAS him
it smells like caca and weewee
seriously it smells like caca and wee wizz 🤨
No seriously why's it smell like caca and wee wizz?
7:29, I think he said "People like their human cannonballs with skin"
That still leaves one question:
What?
I don`t understand how kurtis keep finding the most cursed animations any human could ever conceptualize. I think this is exaclty what my nightmares look like when I take too much cold medicine.
I have a feeling this was produced at least partially within Canada because this used to air now and then on one of our kids' channels back in the 2000s. I distinctly remember seeing promos for it and thinking it looked like absolute trash and wanting nothing to do with it.
Mang i gave him this dvd at a live show cuz it was too cursed to keep in my own home
I like how the camera sketch implies that everyone within Kurtis' sketches actually are identical
Everyday you learn something new about the Kurtis canon
It's the Kurtisverse
Kurtis Cinematic Universe (KCU)
all jokes aside, the animations while they're skateboarding are actually pretty fluid and accurate. I imagine that's where most of the passion went in creating this.
And the most money, which he mentions in the video
lets be fair, it's called "Tony Hawk" and it's about skateboarding, and they delievered skateboarding tony hawk. What else do you want?
I think they're motion captured or rotoscoped
Did you guys like.... Not watch the whole video? He definitely mentioned the motion capturing and the budget🗿
@@sweki5983 I hadn't when I commented, I knew it before hand but wasn't sure if I remembered right?
18:10 the way that man ran away is sending me 😆
Whenever Kurtis uploads a new vid, I float through the air to my phone, like when a cartoon character smells a freshly baked pie.
more like a KING smelling a fresh and juicy piece of goat cheese
me too pls help. i havent stopped floating ols help im at like 200 feet high
I hope Kurtis doesn't upload on the day I get married! I would fly away right when I was about to kiss the bride sigh
Same
Awoooga
My grandmother's favorite story, she constantly tells, is the one time she went to Hawaii for a vacation and Tony Hawk walked up to her on a beach asking her for a cigarette. He did not have a skateboard unfortunately, but now every time either cigarettes or Tony Hawk got brought up in conversation, so did that story.
How’d she know it was tony hawk? Is your grandmother the only person who can recognise him?
@@rachelcookie321 It does sound like a weird twilight zone episode 🤣
Honestly this movie is too unhinged to be called bad, or good for that matter. All I know is we need more movies like this. The sheer insanity is exhilarating.
It’s like goat story lol
Hoodwinked is one of those movies
Just one of those movies you gotta turn your brain off for. But as like a Trauma Response.
24:07 NO BARBIE BALLS ?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭
I know I’m really late but shut up
This movie got me into skating. 100% true story. Been skateboarding ever since. I grew up in the Midwest, I thought you could only skate in California on big vert ramps. This sick cartoon made my 9 yo brain realize you could skate in the Midwest on flat ground. Thank you Tony Hawk Boom Boom Sabotage.
a true hero
thank you boom boom sabotage
You know Tony is in the comments, right?
here i am feeling unimpressed for doing all that before kindergarten in the early 90's different times now i guess 🤷♂
@@sethreign8103 Wow that's so cool dude tell us more about how you effortlessly did that at 1 month old
@@sethreign8103 Also he wasn't saying it was impressive, he was saying this motivated him to try skateboard. How does you doing that before kindergarten relate in any way, and how is it about times lmao it's just 2 different situations. You grew up skateboarding he didn't
a bad movie video from kurt was what this summer was missing
yes
The monkey scene was genuinely insane I have never seen someone be so violent towards a group of monkeys
You need to Google the Tulsa race massacre
@@morganmatthews2222Foul. Jail for a thousand years
@morganmatthews22221 bruh
havent seen that since 1760
@@morganmatthews2222disgusting 🤢 do not speak.
7:56 captions tell me that it's "people like they're human cannibals with schemes" and the almighty captions are never wrong. Ever.
I was always so jealous of Tony Hawk as a kid 😔 Not because he could skateboard, but because he was in his 30's
Ahh to be a man in his 30’s that also skates
@@punkinhoot I don't think they were being judgemental. They were literally just playing into the joke
To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.
Lol being 30 isn't all its cracked up to be. I'm getting there and I hate it already.
ONG UELO
8:14 “People like their human cannonballs with skin” I believe he is referring to the daredevils who are often shot out of cannons at the circus. Specifically how an audience prefers them with their bodies intact. Hope this helps!
not all audiences ... ;0;
not me tho hahahaha I also like skin on people
The skin *is* tasty though...
YES
@@dominique_jolyI beg your pardon
Omg thank you
Honestly, a movie about Skateboarders with a camera that can capture events before they happen sounds like another Tony Hawk film they could spend 900 dollars on making
Lol I can see it now, "you have to try this trick, the camera showed you doing it"
its the plot of a twilight zone episode too
The skateboarding specifically being part of it makes a Goosebumps plot.
ain't this a goosebumps book
I'm convinced Switch Mitch is just an older Chowder from Monster House
fun fact: (i thought i recognized the voice when she said "i hope he's okay") the girl who voices kit also voices the blue mermaid in barbie mermaidia. so there's two barbie voice actors in this movie, a special treat 🎉
that exact voice line made me do the exact same thing- she voices several different characters but yeah she's most known for being Nori and Mariposa
what a crossover
i mean. from what i understand tony hawk always using safety gear helped younger kids to not see them as "uncool". in the long run i'd be willing to bet that saved a good number of lives
as someone who doesn’t know skateboarding, i appreciate kurtis telling me his jokes are funny
they're more than funny they're radical.
16:36 hearing caca and wee wiz unexpectedly was the funniest thing to hear
that kick flip was actually mad impressive. something about kurtis skateboarding seems so right even though i never thought of him as a skater
8:14 I literally cannot get past Tony laying face down like that, and then Kurtis' comments about a glue trap
I hope eventually you were able to finish the video man, you wont believe what comes past that part
I literally almost triggered an asthma attack with how hard I laughed! He’s just LAYING THERE
i came here rewatch JUST for this joke
the way it faded in 😭
i rewatched that clip like 5 times i cant believe someone wrote that in the script and thought it was perfect:
"smells like pee-pee and poo-poo in here"
"its gotta be tony"
"no seriously, why does it smell like caca and wee-whiz in here?"
AND TONY LOOKS GUILTY TOO 😭😭😭
well it's easy to smell like shit when you're a sk8erboi
not that I don't have a base level of respect for tony hawk from growing up in the 00's lol
No listen, I was legitimately on the floor
His eyes darting around KILLED ME
17:04
7:53 keth wath human cantapult with skin
the sketch at 13:59 is actually a pretty watered down synopsis of r.l. stine’s “say cheese and die”. a camera that can predict future events was the entire plot of those goosebumps books, and the book plots were similar to the episode “a most unusual camera” of rod sterling’s “the twilight zone” where a camera showed the immediate future of the subject in photographs (tying that in because stine has said he was a big fan of the show and a lot of his work was inspired by sterling).
I loved that one as a kid
Also Igor
I THOUGHT THE EXACT THING THANK YOU
*Serling
his… his name is Rod Serling. Bro is not British currency (but cool comment)
“People like their human cannonballs with SKIN” is at least more of a sentence than what Kurtis heard
I think that’s EXACTLY right.
This raises more questions
I thought he said “please provide the human Canibals with skin”
PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING WEIRD ANIMATED MOVIE VIDEOS THEY'RE TOP TIER
They’re my favorite fr
Fr they're so funny
FRRR does anyone have any more?? I recommend strange magic it’s so stupid
fr
This is honestly my new favorite channel. Seamlessly integrating such high quality memes into one's content is not easy
“You must be the freak of the week” that line is actually so raw, I love it
Tony hawk glue trap is probably the funniest thing ive seen in a while. The way he lays down is so goofy
THE BARBIE “BALLS” WILL NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED LMAO 💀😭
that was extremely expected tbh
im actually obsessed with the animation style ngl
I’m sure the reason Tony Hawk is always in safety gear is to encourage kids to also wear it because someone famous like him still wears safety gear
Also why would you risk the integrity of your elbow, knee or other joints? Especially if sports is your job. It feels so 2000s to make fun of safety gear.
This is pretty much my thoughts as well. He’s how I convinced my daughter to use her skate safety gear.
Noooooo shit huh
@@Shirumoon true. I used to go to parkour classes and it only took one tibia hit for me to rush to buy protective socks (a large strip of skin almost completely detached but because it was 'almost' I could still feel the pain in it which was super weird).
I bet Hawk hurt himself too much while wearing safety gear to even consider skating without.
Wear safety gear, and always stretch before sports. Or you'll learn the hard way.
that, and when he's doing commercials it helps ppl recognize him better. otherwise as twitter has shown, he kinda just looks like some guy
The movement of the characters reminds me of Monster House, which also came out in 2006... but Monster House is actually a top tier movie
I thought the same thing! All the kids move like Chowder
the sketch at 14:34 is actually a real movie!! it's called "beyond the infinite two minutes" and its about a group of friends who figure out that one of their computer monitors shows two minutes into the future. it was filmed on an iphone and the entire movie is one take! it's super cool and awesome
I was just thinking about this! It's such a fun movie, immediately remembered once the sketch started!
It's also technically the plot of a Goosebumps book/episode! Say cheese and die
@@tia2237that was my first thought!!!
@@tia2237😫
@@tia2237That book itself was inspired by the Twilight Zone episode with the same premise, I forgot the name.
“Time to stop monkeying around.” Switch Mitch probably.
I genuinely love Larry’s character design. Imagine him drawn in a Tim Burton-esq horror style
reminds me of the villains in box trolls !
@@tech7653That’s what I was thinking! The stylization reminds me a lot of some of the characters Laika makes, just much more poorly made
@@tech7653i was trying to think of what movie he reminded me of, it's absolutely boxtrolls! such an underrated movie too, even among laika fans :(
To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.
HE DIED ua-cam.com/video/_h5p5gDAqdI/v-deo.html
kurtis doing that kickflip is mad respect. i had no idea krutis could kickflip
i love Krutis Cronner
@@astro_stims Krutis "The kickflip" Cronner
To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.
@@psinusaa3790krutis
A Drew, Jarvis, AND Kurtis video?? What did we do to deserve this?
And a Penguinz0 video
@ShaniaTaki we get a penguinz video everyday, he keeps us fed 😌
Peepee, poopoo, caca AND wee-whiz??
@@Mossfaerieno
and a new danny video if you count his deleted video
That crying baby SE @ 3:42 TORTURED my memory cuz I KNEW I'd heard it before. I think it's the same as the one in the UK show Misfits from E3, from the episode where this baby with powers mind-fks Nathan and only he can hear him crying... I can be VERY neurotic... haha
a fellow tism-haver, i see
Tony Hawk stuck in a glue trap is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Let’s not rip Tony Hawk got putting on protective equipment. He’s sensible and a good role model for people to look out for there safety while doing such a risky/dangerous extreme sport.
I mean, I play ice hockey. I HAVE to wear my padding and helmet/mask as a goalie because I would likely be dead
agreed even on flatground you can still have an accident he's just making sure he doesn't get injured.
one of my worst injuries was from flatground skating 😭 im still recovering
@@mostlyeva Oof. I near snapped my wrist before I took a break
Ouch
the Barbie “balls” sound bite will never fail to send me into an absolute crying fit
the reverb balls returns!!
13:36 Actually, there’s a Twilight Zone episode about that premise. These robbers steal a camera that takes pictures of something, but it shows what’s about to happen. Literally what we just saw, but a black and white photo instead
There’s also a goose bumps book about it
@@0-_CYRUS_-0I hit reply just to mention this but I was too late 😢
I'm actually impressed by how much Kurtis knows about skateboard anatomy
anyone who has skated will know the anatomy because you typically build the board yourself and there's really only like 6 different parts
@@tranqfart oh interesting
He kinda looks like the type of guy to know skateboard anatomy.
@@tranqfartyeah making a skateboard isn’t really that hard you just have to find a youtube tutorial if you’re a beginner
the word anatomy makes me think skateboards are living creatures and that is a terrifying thought
I dont think I've ever laughed this hard at an animated movie, the monkey scene is pure insanity and it made me crylaugh
To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation.
Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God."
Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast."
Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord."
Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."
Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."
Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands."
This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.
@@psinusaa3790 hey shut up! :) don't force religion onto other people, it's not very nice. also most people don't care.
For a mid 2000s animated movie with incredibly dated CGI, i actually dig some of the character designs, some of the voice acting is not all that bad and the way the characters' faces are rendered is surprisingly expressive. There was some level of artistic proffesionality behind this. Its just kind of a shame that everything else going on in this movie is otherwise all over the place.
The actual models and textures are just so subpar even for the time, but yeah the animations and design concepts are not all that bad.
Yeah I've noticed that so often in not-great pieces of media that involve animation & design (like movies & video games), I can tell that certain individuals behind the scenes actually did their job pretty well. At least put a lot of effort into it. Unfortunately no one can really tell, because too many of the other pieces they weren't responsible for failed to come together...and good animated movies involve soo many pieces coming together perfectly.
(And I'm not saying the other people involved put no effort in at all, usually they did but they just didn't have the ability to pull it off with the tools they had in the time they were given. Even the best artists in the world require time!)
/End ramble sorry 😅
i painted the glue trap screenshot for an art class and got an A, thanks Kurtis!!!
The original Twilight Zone series has an episode about a camera with the ability to take pictures of the future as well! It's called "A Most Unusual Camera" for anyone interested.
theres also a few goosebumps books about it which is what i immediately thought of since i grew up obsessed with goosebumps lmao :)
that’s such a good episode too
I immediately thought of the same episode :)
@@SirenSC Those books are so good. It's not just taking pictures of the future, it's actively cursing the future.
There’s a movie based around this idea too- it’s called time lapse and it’s one of my favorite movies :)
I actually think he sets a great example by wearing protective gear all the time. Also considering his audience, who are younger and also learning, which means getting hurt quite often
The Tony glue trap bit was quite possibly the funniest joke ever.
I actually really respect Tony Hawk for always wearing safety gear whenever he’s on a skateboard. He knows he inspired kids and he wants them to know how important safety gear is
at the "freak of the week" sequence, me and my dad started crying laughing for 10 minutes
THAT PART IS SO FUNNY I KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS VIDEO TO WATCH IT 😭😭
@@kakyoinshierophanttea7399 literally life changing
What’s the time stamp?
@@nikitanoby 10:44
@@nikitanoby 10:41 to 11:00
This movie has been lurking in the back of my brain like some sort of parasite ever since it aired.
There are precious moments with my dearly departed grandmother that have been ejected from my memory banks, but the scene of one of the hillbillies drinking another one's boogers has stayed with me for literal decades.
You get it
I was never unto skateboarding, mostly because I knew that I would break every bones I've ever owned if I attempted it, but I always loved that Tony wore all his safety gear all the time. He is a role model, so encouraging safe practices is really important, and he obviously doesn't care if people think it's lame because he knows it isn't
what about rental bones
@@thestargazer679 Too expensive to break rental bones because you lose your security deposit! 😂
@@podgy5highly recommend just getting some used bones instead of renting tbh.
"My balls have been pounded down to a smooth, SMOOTH paste" That made me laugh more than it should have 😭 I'm so immature 💀
The way the adult jokes slightly caught me off guard but pee pee poo poo/caca weewiz had me cry laughing
the way he doubles down with "no seriously" and then gives synonyms of pee pee and poo poo to make his point. I'm dead 😂
Huge ups to kurtis for shouting out such a small creator such as Tony Hawks. What a guy!
17:05 me and my brothers used to repeat this so much as kids. I had tried looking the line up from memory multiple times over the years, but could never find where it was from. I'm terrified to know that I watched this movie at some point and had no recollection of any of it.
Forgetting stuff like this isn't that weird or uncommon. You said you and your brothers were kids, yeah? Well believe it or not, the older you get, the more you forget from the past. The reason this happens is because we either took experiences for granted when we were younger, or because we learn about new things and those new memories push old ones out. Even the stuff we do remember changes slightly each time we remember them, but not like... drastically or anything. Sometimes we just look back on a memory and forget certain parts of it, so our brain fills in the gaps with something else.
If anything, you should be glad to rediscover such a classic part of your childhood. Look on the bright side; I doubt you'd have an easy time forgetting this movie now!
Lit.
Geez if I did that as a kid I wouldn’t have become such a depressed adult
At 15:32 I was like ‘NOOOO’ because I didn’t want it to end
“Switch-Mitch and the Clowns” @ 22:27
Adding that to my list of band names
At 55, Tony Hawk is STILL skateboarding, and honestly, I don't think he'd have it any other way. He's literally going to end up being one of those old surfer dudes, only on a skateboard, instead, and that's cool - he's certainly a master of his craft and has that guru energy about him. I always wanted to learn how to skateboard or surf, or snowboard, or do something X-TREME, but I'm confined to Arizona, and in the middle of a desert, so there are not a lot of places to do such things, here.
Dude will be skateboarding all the way to the pearly gates
I live in az too and there is nothing to do I hate it lmao
@@foxarror Off-roading is fun.
Honestly kinda into the art style of the movie. It's skrunkly and crusty but still kinda cool, and almost hilarious.. in a bizarre way
agreed! perfectly decent animation.
It's mostly the models and textures that look so awful.
skrunkly
Click the skrunkly when
HELP THE NOTEBOOK INTO THE SKATEBOARDING SCENES ARE SENDING ME 😭😭