This Christian Knockoff of SAW is God-Awful
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The co writer rating HIS OWN MOVIE 10/10 made me cry laughing
'Are you sure that you aren't the co writer?'
@@lucid5393q
the fact that he didnt even use a throwaway account is driving me insane
How can he even do that when we can so easily see that it's him, no shame at all OR no brains rather.
Wtf is wrong with this guy....
@Chad 007
Bots are a F plague!!
Holy s**t only on this video there are multiple accounts repeating multiple comments.
And why so people Like these? I saw some with 5 and 10 thumbs up on other videos: thumb them down!!!
i was not expecting this whole movie to be the plot point of like every fanfiction where the characters get locked in a closet until they confess their feelings
Lol
SCREAMING AT THIS LMAOOOO
the hurt locker in glee be like:
@@mileysreputation5608 IM CRYING
Taking "7 minutes in heaven" to a whole new level
I love that Schmitty is the “bad twin” when he literally is making valid points. Like going to church doesn’t make you a good person and not going to church doesn’t mean you don’t believe in god or are a bad person. Alex is just angry at him for no reason. It literally is black and white with him.
"Bad twin": Frankly, this matter of me not going to church is a very black and white way of thinking.
"Good twin": It's not black and white!
*Proceeds to make a very black and white statement*
@@knuxtoastOFroblox “YOU’RE EITHER FOR JESUS OR AGAINST HIM” like I don’t love people in Christianity but Jesus seems like he was chill.
@@Lyddy-Draws I know, right? He was never pushy or forced people to believe. As far as I know, one doesn't have to go to church to be a believer according to the Bible (there are other ways to worship and one can't deny that there are many churches are pretty corrupted.)
I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus hears the 'good' twin yelling this, would just go, "Dude, lay off your brother, will ya?"
@@LJCG777 ??
I thought I was saying that you don't need to go to church to be close to God?
And if there's anything I can't stand more is people using their religion to prove how 'good and much better' they are than other people. If there's anything I learned from in and out of church is that people are jerks. No matter where you are sometimes...
@@KirbyIsCute legit though. Pretty sure Jesus would not approve of a lot of Christian churches right now
"Ok, everything is so black and white with him, he doesn't get it!"
"It isn't black and white, you're either for Jesus, or you're against him!"
Hmm... So it's white and black instead?
"It isn't A or B, you're either A, or B!"
“Only a Sith deals in absolutes”
it isn't just good movies and bad movies, sometimes you get a movie like Saw and sometimes you get a movie like The Reconciler
As someone whose first language is not english, Laurie's boss is exactly what english sounded like to me before I learned
I think the boss is saying "Good and evil, ok, look at me." 4:57
This comment is underrated, that’s hilarious and a sign that you’ve obviously mastered the language better than a native English speaker.😂
@@MizzzFizzz you can hear a rat scratch its ass a mile away
it's Rowdy Roddy Piper, a dope wrestler and actor, he has that accent but other productions have been able to make his speech come across, like on Its Always Sunny. He also starred in They Live.
I was the 666 thumbs up on a comment made towards a Christian movie! HILARIOUS! (I am a Christian too so im not trying to be a edgy douche with this.) KURTIS THE TIME WILL COME WHERE CHRISTIANS WILL BE PERSECUTED AT THE BARREL OF A GUN IN AMERICA AND GLOBALLY. ITS GOING ON ELSEWHERE CONSTANTLY. IT IS OUR FATE.
GOD DOESNT ADJUST TO THE WORLD, THE WORLD MUST ADJUST TO GOD. i.e. LGBT/BLM FLAGS ON THE CHURCH SHOW THE FORMER - EVERYONE NO MATTER THEIR IDENTITY OR POLITICAL LEANINGS ARE ACCEPTED IN THE CHURCH, BUT WHEN FLARE OF THESE BELEIFS START BEING LAID BY THE CROSS✝ THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY ALTOGETHER. MOCK ME IF YOU WILL - I EXPECT YOU TO.
Im absolutely sobbing over this random guy that kidnaps people just to be like “why cant we just get along 🥺”
"I kidnyapped you c-c-cuz I wannya be fwiends you w-want t-to go back t-to wife and youw famiwy *walks away* but I wannya be youw fwiend can't we just *whispers to self* cuddwe uwu what do you mean you don't wike *whimper* me and dont w-want t-to be fwiends with me but I wike *screams* you"
@@best_username6846 this gave me whiplash, thank you🤣
@@best_username6846 puking and crying rn what an inspiration
@@best_username6846 stop it.
I know you’ll love it here. Stop overreacting.
The detective duo is 100% their attempt at an analogy for marriage and how the woman doesn’t need to be independent she just needs to submit (all while touting that they are “equal partners”)
Holy shit, I hate the story with the detectives even more now
I didn’t even realize that but it makes perfect sense
its a good theory but I doubt the writers were that smart to make any kind of analogy lol
while i do truly believe that would fit i dont think theyre amart enough for all that kinda "read between the lines bull"
So the 3 guys are an analogy for a good christian incestuous gay trouple?
“Mom, can we watch saw?”
“No, we have saw at home.”
Saw at home:
I am going to run away from home
@MrMarvel1991 wtf
@@julietoulie6487 it is a joke. I am saying saw at home so bad that I would from home
The fact this could possibly happen-
Honestly, what were they thinking? You have this deeply violent and morally repugnant account of some dude with a superiority complex brutally torturing anyone who fails to meet his own personal moral standards framed in a story that constantly tries to present him as an objective arbiter of justice even though in reality he's an inconsistent, hypocritical and sick little sociopath who gets off on his work, and who thankfully doesn't actually exist outside of his own fictional story?
I mean, how did they possibly think they'd be able to take all that Christian stuff and turn it into a Saw movie?🤔
“Water under the bridge, piss in my mouth” was better written than the plot of the movie.
@don't be surprised scam
timestamp 16:57
The fact that the actor wrote the 10/10 review was a bigger plot twist than the actual plot twist
😢😂
Really tho 💀
So true…and sad
Those reviews got removed from the site, bet Scott deleted them. 🤣
I FIGURED IT OUT, I went to the movie(free on UA-cam) turn on captions and he said “good and evil-hey look at me” 4:46
I’ve watched this video countless times and I could only make out “look at me” so this comment is a godsend (pun intended)
@@zestysword it says good and evil keeps him company.
I played it on .5x speed and that seems right
I managed to make out the sentence when he sat down:
"I was talking to my Dad over the holiday, ya know"......
The next part is a crap shoot:
"_, _, _, God is not dead " -?
That next sentence, I only caught the "good and evil"
to original post: if that's what he says I am even more confused
I love how the creators of these movies try so hard to make it not look like a cult, and end up making the most cultish shit ever. Also, I want Tobin Bell to react to this whole movie in his Jigsaw voice.
Throw in the two of play Amanda and Hoffman, and you got the whole family reacting.
@@Dressup_Doll im pretty sure you can't bring a corpse to react. although i dont remember if amanda died or not. im pretty sure hoffman died by the pighead gang in part 7, and kramer died in part 3, so amanda probably died during or after part 7.
@@James817lol Hoffman was left to rot in the bathroom in Saw 3D (aka Saw 7), we never actually see him die. Since his cameo appearance in the Saw X post-credits sequence proves that Costas Mandylor is clearly up for returning to the franchise, my guess is the next movie will feature him pretty prominently, either revealing that he escaped the bathroom like Dr Gordon and Eric Matthews before him, or more likely by using the same flashback technique that has allowed them to keep Kramer in every movie despite him dying like 7 movies ago.
Also Amanda died in Saw III, moments before Kramer himself. That was one of the big twist reveals of that movie, that the test was hers all along and she failed it, getting shot by the other test subject as a result.
@@oliverholmes-gunning5372 oh yeah i forgot about that, i tend to not remember parts 3 and 7 that much because i think theyre the worst out of all of the movies. also saw x takes place in between parts 1 and 2, so 11 might also be a flashback, which means that he could still be dead. also it makes more sense, the guy who put him there probably knew not to let 3 people out of the shit room, and added some sort of babyproofing system. at least i hope he died, I think hoffman is the least intriguing out of the 3 killers, especially in part 7 when he just stops using traps and loses his last bit of morality, and just kills random people, pretty much defeating the entire purpose of his character.
@@James817lol I'd agree re 7 being awful, but I quite like 3 myself. I'd rank it almost exactly in the middle personally (for me Saw X, Saw, and Saw II are top-tier, Saw VI, Jigsaw, and Saw III are upper-end middle-tier, Saw IV and Saw V are lower-end mid-tier and Spiral and Saw 3D are bottom-tier).
I'd say Hoffman will almost certainly be in 11, there would have been very little point getting him back for a 5-second post-credits cameo if it wasn't to tease his appearance in the next film. Also I think they confirmed that 11 will be a direct sequel to X, establishing a new prequel timeline that runs tangential to the original movies, which means that it will have to take place sometime between the first movie and part III.
Hoffman is a psycho, sure, but he never really pretended otherwise- as soon as Kramer was no longer there to rein him in you could see that he was going to start playing his own game, so him just randomly killing people to save himself doesn't really feel like a betrayal of his character arc for me (hell, his entire origin story involved ripping off the Jigsaw murders for his own personal ends in the first place). He's a selfish schemer out for his own ends who clearly gets off on the torture element more than Kramer does, but at least he's consistent about this. Amanda is my least favourite of the 3 personally- for starters I never felt she really earned her place as Kramer's no.2 (her test was bullshit for one, all she had to do was kill a man she thought was already dead), and (unlike Hoffman, who was clearly out for himself from the start) becomes religiously devoted to Kramer's rules and philosophy only to throw it all away at the drop of a hat and start designing inescapable traps for no real apparent reason beyond some kind of mental instability. And I can't stand her whining, jealousy and insecurity throughout the whole of Saw III; obviously it's a very important plot point since the entire twist relies on it being her test because Kramer no longer trusts her to act objectively, but still, it makes her really hard to engage with as a character. Even in Saw X when she had the chance for redemption as one of the "good guys" (more or less) she doesn't really do anything besides follow Kramer around like a puppy dog. Idk maybe I just have more respect for confirmed psychos who spread destruction on their own terms than I do for overemotional, brainwashed cult slaves, but for the above reasons alone I always preferred Hoffman to Amanda.
Kramer himself I have a complicated relationship with as a character. On the one hand I despise his hypocrisy- he presents himself as some kind of high-and-mighty moral arbiter with a strict code of ethics, but deep down his moral code is completely inconsistent, since it causes the death or severe endangerment of completely innocent people- for example he was all upset about the innocent child being placed into the trap in Saw X, apparently forgetting that he himself had instructed an equally innocent child, Dr Gordon's daughter, to be executed as punishment if Gordon failed to complete his own game in Saw 1. He also claims that everyone is given an equal chance, but that's clearly not true (many of the traps are far easier to escape than others- some involve merely breaking a few fingers, while others involve extreme self-mutilation and near-death). He also claims never to kill anyone, but- leaving aside the very shaky "guns-don't-kill-people-do" nature of that argument for a moment, many of the traps he sets are competition traps which means that no matter what happens someone is definitely gonna die as a result of his actions. He also claims to be entirely free of personal motive, but it's obvious that he's a total narcissist who surrounds himself with devoted disciples and can't stand when someone else takes credit for his work. Finally, his motives are completely inconsistent- in some movies his victims are people who simply don't appreciate life, while in others he acts more like a vigilante making people pay for crimes or transgressions they've committed (I guess we can put that last one down to lazy writing). Personally I subscribe to the fan theory that it was Kramer's tumour that turned him into Jigsaw (a la Charles Whitman), which would explain not only his apparent inability to grasp the inconsistencies of his philosophy but also why a man with no criminal record or history of instability would suddenly develop homicidal tendencies in his fifties far better than the "survived a suicide attempt" canon explanation which never made any sense to me.
On the other hand, Tobin Bell's performance is so charming and the character is so much fun that I just can't help but quite like him in the way I like, say, Hannibal Lecter or the Joker. Saw X definitely helped in that of course by repositioning Kramer as the hero of the movie and making his actions a lot more justified, but even before then there was something about the ingeniousness of his traps and coolness of his demeanour that I found very compelling (I've always had a bit of a flair for showmanship myself). And so despite really not wanting to like him, I end up kind of doing so whenever I rewatch the movies.
I'm actually crying at how unintelligible Laurie's boss is, he talks like an angry Sim
Dirndl matzah? Yonchiwanadu. Monta!
It was Rowdy Roddy Piper!
@@damiengonzalez7263 hell yeah
@@damiengonzalez7263 surprising more people didnt catch that, he was also really funny in It's Always Sunny
Im doing the exact same ive been in tears for 10 minutes its hilarious
I love how the twin who doesn’t go to church is also wearing a leather jacket, so the audience knows he’s the “bad” twin lmao
I’m so glad they did that because I would’ve been SO lost as to who is who. Thank God 😉
@@dinkybossim a twin to see me apart from my sis look at my very curly hair and darker skin lol
The dark evil messed up twin
i think he also mentions that they shouldn't use he/him pronouns for the reconciler bc they don't know their gender, i think they were just trying to paint him as a "left wing atheist" to make fun of him 😭😭
it’s like how doofenschmirtz doesn’t realize perry is perry unless he has the hat on.
“twin brother? oh, BAD TWIN BROTHER😮”
The lady donating all her money to the church made me think of my grandma. She and her husband and her kids all were farmers. Well my grandma retired she just decided that she would keep enough for her to live in a home and donate the rest to the LDS church. Including all the land.
Nevermind the fact that my uncle's literally worked every day on that land FOR HER their whole lives on the agreement that they would get it in the will. She just gave it away and then basically told them that they shouldn't get handouts in life. Screwed their work experience over too.
I would just snap if that happened to me, no scam artist is getting my inheritance
@AYVYN yeah my mom and uncles are. She's now having to move in with my uncle because she doesn't have enough for a full-time caretaker. So even more time is going towards her in their eyes.
"You're getting buried in a jewish cemetery for that gandma!"
@@lilly1389Tell him to salt the earth before the church gets it
The fact that the LDS church has like billions of dollars though, like they don’t even need more money 💀
This movie is SO confusing to me. If the reconciler traps people who don’t get along together, why would Ed be with the brothers?? They don’t know him? What would be the justification for him to be there?
Uhm becuase you seee uhhh uhmmmm i think something about god?
@@artsyscrub3226 oh dam. U right
He’s just really fucking annoying and the brothers have to learn to stop being pissed off by him
the fact that kurtis' audio/video is clearer than that of this feature film... y'all didn't ask god for a budget ❓😭
Hey! It’s that guy! From those videos!
At this point kurtuses budget is higher than the movies hes reviewing
Mysterious ways and shit
💀💀
D'Angelo 😲😃 I hope you're doing alright and taking good care of yourself
Female Cop: "I can't believe you got the promotion"
Male Cop: *Skill* *Issue*
Female Cop: "You're right, I just need to try harder."
@@Snake3417she didn't seem mad at him tho. she was just venting to him cuz they're partners.
The biggest mystery in this movie… how did the boss make it into the final cut?
he told everyone it was gods will
it's roddy piper probably the most expensive name for the movie so they used every stitch of film and every byte of audio no matter how unintelligible.
@@mrodriguez16kscrazy they got the maniac from always sunny in this movie
“Why do you get the promotion? I’ve been at the department 3 years longer than you”
“Skill issue”
“Aight fair, put ‘er there”
💀💀 this really got me
The constant smile on the reporter’s face has done more psychological damage than any Saw movie ever could
The real saw
Even when she’s crying
RIGHT
REAL
Then.... technically wouldn't that make it a better movie than Saw? 🤔
“I’m only alive because Jesus used me as a carrier pigeon” is a masterpiece of a sentence
Lil girl: why didn't u just text her?
Jesus: she blocked me
yes
@@notmyname1208😂😂😂😂😂
Little Girl: Now that i'm in heaven i can see my grandpa!
Jesus: hehe no go deliver this message
It's very generous of you to call this a remake instead of a ripoff
5:03 Boss dude says "Around the 1950’s, the carpet industry began to change once again. Long after the industrial revolution that gave way to power looms and other mechanized carpet production techniques, the only fiber being used for tufted carpets was plain cotton. Right around the middle of the century, other fibers were introduced by textile companies in Dalton and the surrounding areas. Types of carpets grew to include not only wool but manmade fibers such as polyester, nylon, rayon, olefin and acrylics. With the development of bulk continuous filament nylon yarns, luxurious and durable carpet became more economical to produce, and thus made it more affordable to the masses." Hope this helped😎😎😎🤟
So this dude wrote a movie, cast himself as the secret hero with godlike powers, and then wrote a 10/10 review and complimented himself on main 😭😭
Chad move ngl
imagine if ryan gosling or margot robbie did that for barbie 💀
@@burningpileofshakespeareanthey'd be right to
The writer/creator of Saw is in the movie
@sproductionsinc yeah but he gets shot then is left to Rot in a bathroom then gets suffocated with a bag
a killer with the entire motivation of "i wish everyone could get along 🥺" is so hilarious
I think that’s a minor plot point in danganronpa v3 lmao
@@JaraelMoonsilver seeing a danganronpa reference in 2023 gave me such intense whiplash i got slingshot into space
@@holysoup2954 whoa like in danganronpa
@@JaraelMoonsilver WAIT IT IS WHAT- I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART
@@holysoup2954 Woah!!!! Danganrompa reference!!!! 11037, Mondo butter, wooooooo!
Unironically, portraying God as a serial killer is them coming so damn close to a realisation it hurts me.
I mean to be fair, God being a serial killer is an upgrade from when he commited genocide in the Bible by killing all of the first borns in Egypt. Or that time with the flood.
@@Swirly1000x *Loads Revelations with malicious intent*
@@Swirly1000x cannot believe "serial killer is an upgrade compared too..." is an actual sentence being said and IS GENUINLEY TRUE in this context 😭
@@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-
Religion be like that sometimes
Y'all need Jesus.😂😂 God is not a serial killer. But you're funny.
5:06 he's definitely saying, "I have an evil can of chutney."
😂😂
"I'm only alive because God used me as a carrier pigeon." I nearly spit out my coffee.
It be feeling like that sometimes
@@whenmushroomsattack3303 thats rough buddy
She should be honoured, carrier pigeons are extinct lmaaaoooo
My Christian father walked in at that part and called it disgusting haha
Every Christian be like:
the true horror of this movie isn't the kidnapping, it's the controlling abusive idea that you always have to forgive everyone and that holding onto any negative emotions or looking for accountability makes you a bad person.
You've hit the core of what makes a lot of Christian denominations dangerous places to grow up.
@@rwolfheart6580 Let's be honest tho, the vast majority of christians aren't actually christian anyway. They usually don't acknowledge THEIR wrongdoings while judging everyone else for how they live their lives.
God I've always hated that idea, I'm happy more people are pointing out just how cruel it is.
thats the kanye situation in a nutshell
its a religion dont say rude shit like this even if you dont like christians
I figured it out! at 4:45 he's saying "Good and evil? Hey, look at me!" Because she looks down.
The fact that this movie basically compared Jesus to John Kramer is making me cry, and the movie's cover reminds me of jack the ripper.
"Hello Peter, I wanna play a game. Before you is a basket of 5 loaves and 2 fish. Do you have it in you to cook a meal big enough for five thousand people before the timer runs out and you're nailed to this upside-down crucifix? Live or die- make your choice."
The line "you wanna pray a game" is way funnier to me than it should be
Pray again
my cheeks hurt from laughing at that my humor is so broken
That one skit was better than this whole movie.
Heard this in Mr Kim's voice
STOP I LOVE THIS
The actor who played Ed giving the movie HE STARRED IN the only positive review is fucking hilarious
5:06 he says "Good and evil - hey look at me!" As she slightly pans her head down. Its been like a year but on this rewarch i finally heard what he was meant to be saying
When ever my sister wants to watch Kurtis she goes like:
“can we watch the guy who’s trying to quit being a millennial”
I love her she’s so silly 😭😭
By becoming a 70s porn actor?
This guy is unplaceable on the generational spectrum
Dude literally wrote himself as God in a movie lol. I know writers can sometimes have a God complex but I expected better...FROM A MAGICIAN 😭😭
I think he was meant more as an angel but still probably a sin lol
Imagine portraying yourself as God and not even trying to have a hair cut lol
James Randi is probably rolling over in his grave!
That adds up. Christians take everything on authority without thinking so makes sense their wet dream is to be that authority and to make atheists stop thinking and feeling. All one race of god puppets, pull the string and they say I love Jesus!
Not really, he called himself "a helper." Not that it makes it less ridiculously false lmao
Kurtis is the type of person who would say “let’s get the party started” after entering a room
And I’d absolutely attend
These bots be wildin
LMFAOOO
So, a white man 🤣
Kurt is the type of person to pause after jumping off a cliff and then fall when he looks down
My girlfriend and I are watching this 8 month old video 3 days before actual Halloween, and it makes the intro even funnier 😂 Happy Halloween 2023 everyone 🤣
I find it funny how both chad chad and kurtis reviewed a Christian horror movie with the same woman as a main character 😭
What was Chad’s video abt?
@IvysWhackedWonderland chad chad reviewed a movie called Unwanted Presence. The plot makes no sense and it's so funny 😭
I GOT KICKED OFF THE SET IN THIS MOVIE!!! I was an extra in the office scene, and I was supposed to walk over to a "coworker" and casually hand off some papers and lightly chat. After around take 5, I decided to say something goofy with each take and make her laugh. They didn't like that and I got kicked off the set, even though I was supposed to be in a few more scenes. I swear we spent the whole day shooting that scene. It was so incredibly mismanaged
Did they even pay you 😂
NO FUN ON SET. It’s a very serious movie chase.
that’s honestly so funny lmao. did you get paid? 😭
WHAT WAS THAT ONE LINE??
You're not an extra if you have a line. That line comes with a pay bump.
Kurtis is the type of guy to run off a cliff, float for a second, look at the camera, look down, and then fall with a cartoon crash sound effect
He definitely holds a “uh oh” sign before falling too
@@makemesmile1839 oh definitely
what an iconic insultcompliment
the slipping sound too, like the one from tt 😭 (yes ik its not from tt but thats the only place i can think of)
Kurtis is the type of guy to start floating when he smells a good pie
13:02 this goes unironically hard dude, literally acted out the verse: “if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to depart into hell.” And Jigsaw just out here threatening fake church pastors and priests into exposing they only do it for money and don’t believe any of it. Would be amazing tbh.
Dude, trapped with my relatives till we get along? We are all doomed; better give me a saw, i'll just make sushi out of myself.
kurtis conner is the person to say “don’t mind me if i do” while wiggling his fingers near donuts
im sure there’s a clip of it out there
hes the typa person to say "catch me if you can" during tag 💀
ok
Drake kurtis
🫱🏽🫲🏻
Wiggling their finger and saying “don’t mind if I do”
The real question is... who puts the holes in the donuts and how?
AYO I WORKED ON THIS MOVIE
I never thought anyone would see it and production was as much of a shitshow as you would think. Some fun facts for interested parties:
Scott would make us watch him do magic tricks at lunch.
Roddy Piper was super nice and drank a shitload of diet coke.
Half the crew had a background in Christian films, the other half had a background in either horror or porn. Made for an interesting dynamic 😂😂
Also I'm the dude in the background of the soup kitchen scene and the missing dude in the black shirt lol
Diet Coke is very fitting for someone working on a religious film 😅😅
@@lavenderbees I'm pretty sure he was a recovering alcoholic, all I know is they told me "Don't let Rod's diet coke get less than half full" 😂
@@marcuspittaluga3411 Omg that sounds so ominous, like he's gonna turn into a werewolf without the diet coke
@@ashleyespinoza4893 it has a special serum but only works when it’s in his mouth
That sounds like an experience lol! Do you know how long it took to shoot the movie?
The funniest thing to me is that the interview scene with the little girl who “died and went to Heaven” is obviously based on the book “Heaven is for Real,” which claimed to be a true story, and the irl kid (Colton Burpo) who apparently died and told stories about Heaven recently confessed that it was all made up by his parents and they ordered him to say things so they’d get famous (and it worked because Christians are the most gullible people on the planet).
You're thinking of Alex Malarkey from the boy who came back from heaven. Colton burpo still stands by what he said.
I think he said and i quote “im with the evil please dont cut me😢.”
My favorite part of this was when the Reconciler said "it's reconciling time" and reconciled all over those guys
Loved when he was like “I’m Joe Reconciler”
Dude, spoilers
I fuckin hate this meme! Please just let it die!!!
My favorite part is when this joke finally dies
@@arthurdurham it will never die
I am not going to lie, when Kurtis mentioned that the little girl told Laurie that Jesus misses her, I undestood it as the kid saying “hey Jesus wants you back to heaven so probably you’ll die soon”, it wasn’t until he mentioned the attending church part that I realized it wasn’t as creepy as I got it LMAO
Same, actually
SAME LOL
me too lmaoo
LMAO SAME
मै युटूबर हू
the boss says "老板是个白痴，他说什么?"
My Chinese classes at school came in clutch
"Good and evil? Hey, look at me."
I love the idea that they could afford to ask if they could use a real office as a set, but weren't allowed to actually use the computers which is why they had to keyframe that stuff in.
@Chad 007 scam
“I’m a messenger, I’m a guardian…”
Gets tired of explaining.
“…I’m other things as well”
Top tier script and acting.
He's also an actor, a screenwriter and a magician.
"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother"
he's a legend, he's an icon and he IS the moment
C'mon now! @@Random-sk6hm
i was legit crying at the goo miga goo boo kabi 😭
"Jesus Said You Must Forgive Any Wrongdoing"
Uh? No!
That's Like Saying We Should Forgive Jared From Subway Or Chris Chan For What They Did, Yea NO! You Can't Forgive Literally Every Wrongdoing
20:09 Can't believe they thought "You see everything as black and white while in reality the world is very nuanced" was actually the losing argument here
ironically the world right now wished it was nuanced.
so it was written by twitter.
I wouldnt expect anything else from a 'religious' media remake tbh
@@ddjsoyenby close, its a common flaw of people in general to see things black and white
@@Hadeto_AngelRust What do you mean?
the "you're not in any real danger, i just miss the way things used to be" is absolutely fucking killing me
i CACKLED
I love this comment, but I mustn’t ruin the 420 likes
@@placeholderdoe well someone ruined it for you anyway
IM CRYING
You know the movie’s bad when kurtis’s little acting cutscenes are 5 times better than the movie..
How dare you sully my memory of Roddy Piper by showing me this atrocity.
Props to Kurtis for actually cutting his arm off for a skit! Real determination!
I KNOW!!!! That was so crazy that he ACTUALLY did that. Hopefully it grows back before his next video.
It was insane!!!
Such a craftsman, honestly
@Secret This is the clip u have been worried about : ua-cam.com/video/xjXnXK7cFbI/v-deo.html
@yes maybe…..your the bot🧍♀️
dude, reconsiler guy wanted to be a therapist SO BAD but instead of studying psychology in like college or smth, he accidentally went to serial killer church
"accidentally"
serial reconciler
Serial killer church 😂
That's pretty much Jigsaw too
@@ThatOneGuy0006 lolo
4:50 “good and evil getting gatgootnie”
Hey, Kurtis, I have a bad movie video idea. The movie warriors of virtue is such a bad movie, yet, it's my best friends favorite. It's about kangaroo ninjas and that's all you need to know
Kurtis is the type of guy to say "no more mr nice guy" after getting mad at someone
kurtis the type of guy to say “woopsie dasies” after bumping into someone
NO MORE...MISTER *NICE* GUY
NO MORE...MISTER CLEA-HE-HEAN!
The type of guy to say "how do you like these apples" when he throws a punch
I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich 😤
@@box0choco593 hell yeah man
The “hurt leg” joke hit too close to home as someone with lifelong knee pain who, after months of tests and x-rays, was officially diagnosed with “bad knees” 😅
real
Yep, same. Knees are all turned inwards.
very relatable for probably most chronic pain patients 😂 they send you through thounds of dollars worth of tests and then just shrug their shoulders and suggest a vitamin d supplement 😭😭
@@maxwashere. omg, yessss. I can still taste the chalkiness.
@@maxwashere. my family's insurance allowing 5 year old me to undergo several complicated tests that are now illegal to do on children and then years later denying a simple genetic blood test that could actually gives us answers after over a decade
I think what the unintelligible guy was saying was “good and evil, hey look at me” I’m not sure though
I think the line is: "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum." 😂
The "no violence" thing is really funny when you think about how violent the Bible is
Right. And the fact they're ripping of an extremely violent movie but cant commit to any of it. I dont think a movie absolutely needs violence to be good, but then you need a storytelling that fits a non-violent movie. And it still needs some form of dramatic element.
Jesus commits literal specicide. Or whatever it is.
Actually, if you think about it, no offense....why are gods so egotistical and always resort to violence when some things can be solved without killing literally every human????
I still can't get over Moses human trafficking little girls to be child brides.
@@lambda-m1676 God: oh no Only one family in all of earth actually believes and worships me... welp time to start over and drown em all, except that one family... their alright.
@@lambda-m1676metaphor. Killing every single human being, destorying the tower of babel and so on are just methaphors. They are that way because they can speak to us the best when they are that way, or at least to the majority of people. In other words the reason why they are so violent is because of humans in general. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day.
Kurtis is the type of fellow to rub his hands together when he’s about to do something nefarious
Grubby little hands
Agreed
to fishy fishy fish, makin' it stinky
kurty boy up to nooooo good
Kurtis is the type of fellow to ask "Can I be nefarious?" and not wait for an answer
'I don't fight in the ring anymore. But I still fight with the demons in Da' Maniac's head.'
Honestly it feels kinda racist (and sinophobic) the way they make the Asian looking guy saying that his "homeland" doesn't allow praying :/
the kidnapper guy is like a mad parent forcing their kids to get along after they fought 😭
The Get Along Shirt with extra steps
"What, the two of you can't agree whose turn it is with the XBOX? Famine it is, then."
The kidnapper is just a corporate HR department
Seeing the saw puppet say "you're not in any danger I just miss the way it used to be" was amazing lol
That shit genuinely made me crack up
What timestamp lol I missed that part
@@DollfaceLizkah 12:42
I was actually kidnapped and I had to watch this movie.....and I just sawed my head off.
As a diehard Saw fan, this is funny asf.
As a diehard Saw fan who is fully aware of the religious (not-so) undertones. it's insane that they chose this franchise
Frlll lol 😹😭
I literally thought the clip of what Lori was typing on her computer was a joke Kurtis was making in editing, not the LITERAL SCREEN THEY MADE IN THE MOVIE
STOP ME TOO LMAOO
NO LITERALLY I reminded the video cuz I thought he put some little joke on there
Same. It's so bad
@Lyndsey 79 13:10 😊
ME TOO!!!!!
I absolutely thought that the dad saving his son from falling would count as them reconciling, causing the handcuffs to unlock and the son to fall to his death.
Oh that would’ve been such a good twist!! Maybe not good enough to save the movie but
THATS SO GOOD. CMON.
F
@hope. My dad left for potato wedges?
Sounds about right
Same honestly lmao
its so sad that christian movies are so bad (especially christian horror movies) when they have the best source of fucked up horrific stories on the planet as a worshiped artifact
I'm being serious too, I'm aethiest but I was raised christian and my moms side of the family is roman catholic, when I still attended church I read some of the original bible stories and no joke had nightmares for awhile
honestly I'd believe the "god is feared" argument if it weren't false, cause OMG Old Testament god did not fuck around! that man was BRUTAL
What's so gross about this movie is there is no reconciliation, just submission, the twin just capitulates to the other and goes back to god or w/e and the police partner is forced to be ok with misogyny.
Kurtis is the type of guy to say "Why I oughta!" before he beats someone up
DAWG💀
Bro these comments are killing me
Im now gonna use the phrase “putting the silly in reconciliation” around my Catholic parents any chance I get. Thank you, Kurtis
Oh they will love it
I hope you get many chances to do that.
perfect.
Bro same omg
Congratulations on being a great child. You're very ungrateful
"Do you wanna pray a game" 😅
5:04 my guess is that he’s saying “good and evil, hey look at me.” I’m probably wrong, but that’s just what I hear.
I love Kurtis implying that “Jesus” as a phrase existed before the actual guy and the guy was just named after it
this made me curious if there were other people named Jesus before Jesus was born, so I looked it up and turns out there were multiple people in the bible with the name Jesus, and the name was common before too. imagine if the phrase is actually about some other dude named Jesus and we're giving credit to the wrong guy?
it does go with the established theme. 😂 all the major christian holidays just happen to be on the same day and have similar names to older roman and pagan holidays that were around for much longer than christianity.
What if instead of "Jesus Christ!" it's "Jesus, Christ!"
U do know that Jesus real name isn't even Jesus right
Freakin hilarious.😂
“Yeah, I’m gonna put it all in conversion therapy baby, I want my televangelist to fly around in a private jet so Jesus will go down on me in heaven.” Is the funniest line I’ve heard in a while.
@goofyyahdie😊
@Goofy ahh stub your pinky on a doorframe😊
"Good evil, hey look a cookie!"
Watching this right around Halloween 2023. How whacky!
I love that instead of putting the victims in mortal danger forcing them to fight for survival like Jigsaw, Reconciler is literally like "okay be nice to each other or continue to be mildly inconvenienced.
I was discussing the ‘drown them with kindness’ method of revenge with a friend: it’d be an odd world if we all loved on each other when there was a problem until finally the offending party was just all: fine! fine! I’ll stop murdering people and eating them! fine!
To be fair, that would work on me.
It's one hell of a premise!
Psst!!! Hey!! If anyone is reading this I’m 13 and I have a really cool idea for a Christian horrer movie!! What about a guy who goes crazy trying to figure out if Christianity is real because he gets a dream about god telling him smth and he goes crazy trying to believe in him and stuff. like he kills people etc etc… then he dies from insanity!! CREDIT ME PLEASE!!!!!! (Also I’m a Christian sooo… hi)
@@Laserface99 I'm not a Christian but I am curious why he would go crazy and kill people just because he was trying to figure out if God was real. You'd have to explain the process a little more. What do you think the first murder would look like, and under what circumstances would it happen in?
The twist ending of this video finding out who wrote that review was so much more satisfying than the one in the movie
This made me spit out my water 😭
Yeah that was an unexpected but very pleasant rabbit hole
As an Atheist, every time I talk to a Christian about my beliefs, they say that they will, "pray for me" or they try to reconvert me. I fucking hate it.
(BTW: Forced indoctrination at birth should be considered child abuse as you aren't allowing the child to formulate their own ideas on religion at all.)
same
5:01 I’m pretty sure he’s saying “good and evil - hey look at me” but I’m not sure. I haven’t seen the movie so I don’t even know the context of what they’re talking about 🤣
-Zach
The idea of Jake Gyllenhaal searching for his keys in Zodiac is so much funnier considering the movie takes please over a few years. Help that man find his keyssss
my dad does that with his glasses lol
Honestly, that could’ve been the entire movie and I would still be completely enthralled by it.
HELP IT IS 😭
Edit: holy crap, 1000th like
@@SOPHI529 Holy shit, I didn't realize this had 1k until you replied xD
@@carolfromhr9900 INT, NIGHT
KEYS GUY
“WHERES MY KEYS”
EXT, DAY, 2 MONTHS LATER
THE CAMERA SLOWLY COMES OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE REVEALING KEYS GUY DIGGING A HOLE
KEYS GUY
“WHERE DID MY KEYS GO!!”
the part where he said “instead of mary shelly’s frankenstein, you can do…virgin mary’s frankincense” is such a good joke like omg 💀
English isn’t my first or second language can u explain it pls lol
@@val77701 frankenstien is a man made from many other parts of dead humans,and starts nice but becomes evil after getting harmed by everyone else. The other one is just bad in the sense of stupid af.
@@val77701 he changed Mary Shelley (author of Frankenstein) to Virgin Mary (mother of Jesus) and Frankenstein to frankincense (often used as an essential oil) because there are some crazy super-religious Christian mothers who don't believe in modern medicine, and they think that "natural remedies" like essential oils and healing stones can cure their children of illnesses/diseases that should, in fact, be treated by doctors because they may be life-threatening.
@gumbo lord frankincense was one of the gifts brought to Jesus by the three wise men when he was born. It’s pretty well known in like.. Christian communities and it’s in a bunch of Christmas songs
@@gumbolord I thought the frankenscense part was a joke combining Frankenstein and abstinence.
It sounds like the boss says
"Good and evil. Hey, look at me"
And it kinda looks like she starts to look up.
As a southerner, I believe I hear "good and evil keep you company."
I screamed at “my WIFE and I” I’m so happy for them
exactly!!!! it's so cute
@don't be surprised
Soooo many bots everywhere!!
@don't be surprised nah i want to miss it
I went back and replayed it just to be sure!! Omg!
SAME
I’m just wondering what would’ve happened if instead of the one brother being like “Ok, I’ll believe in God,” the other brother is like “Ok, you can believe what you want to, that’s fine.” Would Ed have just decided to leave them locked there for all eternity?
That’s what happened to the missing pair lol
Lol have you heard what they think "The Reconciler" does to people who don't obey him sufficiently? It's a lot worse than being locked in a room. They're a bloodthirsty bunch
Thid is unintentionally so funny
big Ed
Ed would have ceased to exist from people not believing in his source of power. Like Tinkerbell or whatever
I've waited until actual Halloween of '23 to watch this, such is my willpower