Baby Geniuses: A Horror Film In Disguise

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  • Опубліковано 31 жов 2019
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    IT'S SPOOKY TIME! To celebrate Hallloween, I wanted to take a look at a scary movie that wasn't intended to be scary: Baby Geniuses. I loved this movie when I was a kid, but watching it now, I am genuinely terrified. Come along and find out why Baby Geniuses is really a horror movie.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @jen_is_not_ok
    @jen_is_not_ok 4 роки тому +4131

    Kurtis: The movie’s almost over
    Movie: **continues to not be over**

    • @Jasmadisen
      @Jasmadisen 4 роки тому +3

      Honey Lemon aha

    • @gerenuk8245
      @gerenuk8245 4 роки тому +1

      Honey Lemon he said almost over not completely over lol

    • @hanyan2012
      @hanyan2012 4 роки тому +5

      Kurtis why do u kinda remind me of young and more handsome Steve Buscemi lol. also we’re from the same city:)

  • @jacob5316
    @jacob5316 4 роки тому +2389

    Baby geniuses copy-pasted laugh: *exists*
    Neil Breen explosion sound effect: finally a worthy opponent

    • @shannybabes96
      @shannybabes96 4 роки тому +50

      And that Wilhelm scream XD

    • @Polikaize
      @Polikaize 4 роки тому +72

      HEY! Wilhelm scream is the king of kings in the realm of overused sound effects! no one can ever dream of opposing it

    • @athenab5828
      @athenab5828 4 роки тому

      C RY I N G

    • @philia___
      @philia___ 4 роки тому

      LMFAO HSGFWTYYWGDU

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 2 роки тому +8

      Please don’t start doing research into the sound sample collection used for foley because it will ruin every movie.
      Red tailed hawk, Doppler truck horn, three screech airplane tire landing, owl sounds, cat and dog sounds, diddy laugh et cetera et cetera.

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 2 роки тому +2852

    I love the idea of a plumber genuinely asking a 2 year old to hand him a wrench and expecting them to do it

    • @patrickd.397
      @patrickd.397 Рік тому +90

      It would be more realistic if the baby just didn’t give him the wrench at all instead of obliterating his nads

    • @emic2590
      @emic2590 Рік тому +38

      @@patrickd.397 cause the all movie is about being realistic af right

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 4 місяці тому +6

      that's my favourite bit. I ask my cat to pass me things all the time and then get mock offended when he just meows at me instead and stares at me with his big stupid eyes

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 2 роки тому +3343

    I like how they just refer to "the secrets of the universe" as if that means literally anything

    • @leme9909
      @leme9909 Рік тому +91

      it's some real hitchhikers guide shit fr

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +118

      obviously the babies know its 42

    • @leme9909
      @leme9909 Рік тому +77

      @@Random-sk6hm kissing you passionately

    • @foxpro3002
      @foxpro3002 7 місяців тому +12

      so at one point that means I knew the secrets of life, the universe and everything, pretty neat if you ask me!.

    • @Lincfish10894TS
      @Lincfish10894TS 7 місяців тому +16

      @@foxpro3002everything I knew, now sealed away in the abyss of my mind.

  • @Mirala0618
    @Mirala0618 4 роки тому +2882

    According to a 1997 NY Times article
    “The most difficult bits of action are performed by a 15-year-old midget stunt double and an 8-year-old star gymnast who put on latex baby-face masks when the script calls for leaping and jumping.”
    Yikes 😬

    • @AwkwardBlackGal613
      @AwkwardBlackGal613 4 роки тому +131

      Did they really use the m word?

    • @Mirala0618
      @Mirala0618 4 роки тому +185

      AwkwardBlackGal Yes; it is a direct quote. I personally do not support the use of that term.

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 роки тому +146

      AwkwardBlackGal It’s probably because it was from 1997, people would say that kind of stuff without even thinking. :/

    • @ironicallyxiconic
      @ironicallyxiconic 4 роки тому +18

      The hands looked like little people hands, too

    • @folklore_of_beth
      @folklore_of_beth 4 роки тому +12

      But this came out in 1999?? Lol

  • @itsbella8066
    @itsbella8066 4 роки тому +10070

    my mom showed me this movie when i was six and the babies freaked me out so much i refused to be near my 3-year-old brother for like three weeks

    • @edna5764
      @edna5764 3 роки тому +542

      AW why do i find this cute,😭 thats the most normal reaction honestly

    • @neeco6922
      @neeco6922 3 роки тому +71

      DONT BREAK THE 99 LIKES!!

    • @jeaniciasparkles
      @jeaniciasparkles 3 роки тому +103

      Idk why but I found this hilarious and kinda hope this happens to my future children 😂😅

    • @uhm9469
      @uhm9469 3 роки тому +266

      @@jeaniciasparkles ah yes, trauma ☺️💕 who wouldn't wish that on young children

    • @carolinebilletdoux3091
      @carolinebilletdoux3091 3 роки тому +211

      Ur brother was probably like "👁👄👁 tf i do fam?"

  • @grimble4564
    @grimble4564 Рік тому +962

    Honestly seeing Dickie dressed like a Gen Z twitch streamer from 2022 in a movie from 1999 is like witnessing someone deliver a prophecy

    • @starnathanstar
      @starnathanstar 8 місяців тому +77

      He genuinely looks so good with the fit and his hair

    • @lucidfantasies2732
      @lucidfantasies2732 8 місяців тому +8

      I was asked for feedback on this comment 🔥

    • @MoonMoonTM
      @MoonMoonTM 7 місяців тому +11

      That's how fashion works. It goes out of style and then comes back. Lmfao

    • @crowsandghosts
      @crowsandghosts 4 місяці тому +6

      Dickie showed up on screen and I almost choked, I need his fit

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 2 місяці тому +1

      Clearly he's the secret of the universe. We thankfully don't need any baby geniuses to figure that out.

  • @angiadcock8196
    @angiadcock8196 2 роки тому +1865

    That whole baby named Sylvester conversation took me down a mental path that ended with me trying to picture Sylvester Stallone as a baby. I blame you for that trauma Kurtis.

    • @Shrekrules471
      @Shrekrules471 Рік тому +26

      I can imagine him fighting Ivan Drago in a daycare.

    • @FriedEgg69
      @FriedEgg69 Рік тому +10

      Sylvester stallone :)

    • @lucky458
      @lucky458 11 місяців тому +13

      I thought it was the cat from looney tunes 💀

    • @hellbound2012
      @hellbound2012 2 місяці тому

      Same exact thing happened to me 😂

    • @wishtopublish
      @wishtopublish 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Shrekrules471۱

  • @milo1728
    @milo1728 4 роки тому +6521

    “slyvester and his wrinkly little hands” sounds like the name of a bad autobiography

    • @mirahartley6556
      @mirahartley6556 4 роки тому +161

      or a punk band

    • @Lex-loves-blueberries
      @Lex-loves-blueberries 4 роки тому +5

      Juan Cortez Muro dude literally stop

    • @Livingdeadgrl1967
      @Livingdeadgrl1967 4 роки тому +25

      I thought it was more of a shitty rock band but this is ×10 better

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 4 роки тому +14

      The story of the man who animated sylvester the cat

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 3 роки тому +12

      @@mirahartley6556 god now i want to start a punk band with this name that sounds fucking sick

  • @kesiasegar5786
    @kesiasegar5786 4 роки тому +2131

    The baby laugh sounds like the one you'd hear on an old Nokia phone

    • @littlelife101
      @littlelife101 4 роки тому +55

      I REMEMBER THAT OH MY FUCKIN GOD, IT'S CALLED "CACKLE"

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 роки тому +8

      Omg is that the same one that Jenna and Julien talked about on one of their 'bad apps' videos??

    • @alp.1890
      @alp.1890 4 роки тому +2

      My grandma still has a nokia phone 😂

    • @ashleewhittlesey7874
      @ashleewhittlesey7874 4 роки тому +1

      Oooooo

  • @teddytoucan6276
    @teddytoucan6276 Рік тому +1024

    Every time kurtis makes a “______er? I hardly know her!” joke I get a smile that cannot be replicated in any other circumstance

    • @theradioestofbois
      @theradioestofbois Рік тому +16

      A Kurtis grin?
      A Kurt-in?

    • @charlesthewendigo2494
      @charlesthewendigo2494 Рік тому

      Nice pfp

    • @ner7811
      @ner7811 Рік тому

      @@dincjfs seeing as you're not saying it, you are incredibly obtuse and moronic for even thinking to comment this.

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 Рік тому +21

      I hardly know her? I hardly know her! I hardly know her? I hardly know her!

    • @pipersmith2338
      @pipersmith2338 Місяць тому +1

      My name is Piper
      This is my life. XD

  • @jossypoo
    @jossypoo Рік тому +368

    Favorite fact about this film is that the twins were played by triplets.
    I always thought that was so weird.
    Normally twin babies for a single character, so naturally two-baby must be THREE-baby!

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Рік тому +62

      It's probably for work related laws. Like kids can't work as many hours as adults so if they have twins/triplets they can swap them out when one is tired

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 4 роки тому +3186

    Why is no one talking about the fact that the mom's name is "Robbin Bobbins"?

    • @jackieh.1599
      @jackieh.1599 4 роки тому +66

      THANK YOU

    • @emas5511
      @emas5511 4 роки тому +59

      i'm stealing bobby pins

    • @moodyhumor
      @moodyhumor 4 роки тому +2

      Inbedded Lmao I’m dead

    • @kul444sum
      @kul444sum 4 роки тому +22

      At least it isn't Robbin dabank

    • @lavender_milk312
      @lavender_milk312 4 роки тому +3

      Robbin robbing babys HAHAHAHAhahahha....
      I'm going to hell bye

  • @lakenj
    @lakenj 4 роки тому +5270

    Jesus Christ I can’t believe I watched this as a child and was like “oh yeah this is good”

    • @idc2498
      @idc2498 4 роки тому +17

      Saaamme -_-

    • @coras7615
      @coras7615 4 роки тому +81

      it was my *favourite fucking movie* hoooooooowww

    • @yogarcia6066
      @yogarcia6066 4 роки тому +5

      Yeees same

    • @mrgibbets34
      @mrgibbets34 4 роки тому +58

      Y’know what’s even more confusing? That’s what the filmmakers also thought when making this movie.

    • @peanutbutter6194
      @peanutbutter6194 4 роки тому +42

      DUDE I KNOOOOW, as a kid i used to go like "this right here, this my shit"

  • @jackiedaytona2200
    @jackiedaytona2200 Рік тому +161

    Hearing someone menacingly say, "Dance! We're gonna put a baby head on you," is just THE funniest thing.

  • @summersavala6412
    @summersavala6412 2 роки тому +422

    can i just say during the whole nasty baby “call me” scene...... the baby in the stroller has a cigar in her hand??????? 17:41

    • @keaghanaman2584
      @keaghanaman2584 Рік тому +78

      the cigar is the least troubling part of this scene tbh

    • @Sp3ctralI
      @Sp3ctralI 7 місяців тому +18

      @@keaghanaman2584true it’s just the common association of a person with a cigar, while in the bed with their love…..

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 5 місяців тому +19

      ​​@@keaghanaman2584not really when you consider adults made this and cigarettes after sex used to be a very common thing show in media everywhere and even mentioned in song lyrics. why else would she not have one then randomly it appears after the clothing change?

    • @hellbound2012
      @hellbound2012 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, you can say it

  • @az4154
    @az4154 4 роки тому +3363

    baby talk majors be like: I got a shit due this friday

  • @mrgibbets34
    @mrgibbets34 4 роки тому +19729

    Anyone named Sylvester wasn’t born, they’ve just always been 35

    • @brookeaudrea3615
      @brookeaudrea3615 4 роки тому +391

      The Sock this is the funniest comment i’ve seen in the past week

    • @misskaydawkins
      @misskaydawkins 4 роки тому +166

      And my uncle

    • @emocaprison2814
      @emocaprison2814 4 роки тому +117

      Nah it only chipmunks bro

    • @roriguthrie6824
      @roriguthrie6824 4 роки тому +93

      What chipmunk is named Sylvester

    • @emocaprison2814
      @emocaprison2814 4 роки тому +154

      @@roriguthrie6824 Sylvester from Alvin and the Chipmunks bro😔🤚

  • @pap-fr
    @pap-fr Рік тому +145

    "i dont steal babies from jungle gyms" same energy as "i dont have feelings for Christi North"

  • @dimensionalremi
    @dimensionalremi Рік тому +67

    i'm an english as a second language teacher and had to study a LOT of language acquisition science in school, and this movie was SO CLOSE to actually talking about something real! fun fact, babies actually have a truly insane capability for language and actively lose that capability as they age. a newborn can distinguish between more sounds than any adult on the planet, but by around 11 months will lose that ability and stop making those distinctions (i.e. a baby whose family speaks arabic as a native language would stop being able to distinguish between "p" and "b"). there is so, SO much more to talk about when it comes to children and their innate language skills (shoutout to my guy noam chomsky father of modern linguistic theory) and yet this movie just made shit up!!

  • @anemoia3154
    @anemoia3154 4 роки тому +4747

    the extra greeting is the only thing keeping me going atm

    • @wynterp9565
      @wynterp9565 4 роки тому +3

      CRAFTASTIC DIY same

    • @baileymoura4492
      @baileymoura4492 4 роки тому +5

      Lmfao same tbh

    • @azjahyoung
      @azjahyoung 4 роки тому

      SAME

    • @CottonCandyNationYT
      @CottonCandyNationYT 4 роки тому +2

      I was honestly about to comment something similar 😔

    • @orieking
      @orieking 4 роки тому +23

      When he said he hopes we're doing well it warmed my heart because I'm doing so not-well

  • @emmahansen7005
    @emmahansen7005 4 роки тому +3136

    Kurtis: Sylvester is an ugly baby name
    Sylvester Stallone: *cries*

    • @yeddiiie
      @yeddiiie 4 роки тому +74

      Lol, that's who I thought of too, but it turns out that his actual first name is really Michael. Full name = Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone.

    • @nathanforester5993
      @nathanforester5993 4 роки тому +52

      Somewhere...Sylvester the cat is crying.

    • @mekishik0
      @mekishik0 4 роки тому +56

      sylvester stallone is exempt from this because he was born a full-grown man. the more you know

    • @mannemarco333
      @mannemarco333 4 роки тому +4

      He said a baby name, not a god name.

    • @JayeMusicc
      @JayeMusicc 4 роки тому +10

      Baby Bunting ruined my life

  • @Knirrax
    @Knirrax Рік тому +231

    There are real people who beleive in the "babies hold universal knowledge that they forget by the time they grow older" thing... I see it on tiktok all the time

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 Рік тому +27

      Kids next door did it better

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 Рік тому +3

      I blame this movie

    • @grimble4564
      @grimble4564 Рік тому +3

      At least that's a pretty harmless conspiracy theory to believe in

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +15

      Because they literally do? Stop being fooled by Big Formula

    • @thewizard1
      @thewizard1 Рік тому +7

      TikTok is a mistake

  • @Owlways-sleepy
    @Owlways-sleepy Рік тому +327

    The weird sexualization of babies in this movie is revolting like wtf 🤢

  • @sophiaboyce3383
    @sophiaboyce3383 4 роки тому +2479

    Kids named after their one trait like “Sly”, “Wit”, “Kurtis Conner Fan”

    • @Everythinfwhreitfalld
      @Everythinfwhreitfalld 4 роки тому +55

      This is objectively the best comment on this video

    • @sophiaboyce3383
      @sophiaboyce3383 4 роки тому +14

      Sam Imlay you have made me smile and my day was not going well Thankyou 😭🙈❤️

    • @Everythinfwhreitfalld
      @Everythinfwhreitfalld 4 роки тому +10

      Sophia Boyce of course!! I hope your day gets better :)))

    • @elise3586
      @elise3586 4 роки тому +12

      Sophia Boyce HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES

    • @niftythegoblin
      @niftythegoblin 4 роки тому +9

      People are SLEEPING on this comment lmaoo

  • @brookb6488
    @brookb6488 3 роки тому +4701

    11:30 Did the movie really say that babies speak cuneiform? Cuneiform is a script that was used to write down languages and not its own language. That is like saying men have the ability to speak comic sans.

  • @edmortis
    @edmortis 2 роки тому +55

    in this film's defense, the cgi didnt look nearly as bad on an 8-inch crt tv from 5 feet away

  • @turbkeysamdwich1880
    @turbkeysamdwich1880 Рік тому +46

    This movie is the epitome of “ My kid said this, and then everyone started clapping. He’s only 2 by the way.”

  • @oliverwitte996
    @oliverwitte996 3 роки тому +2924

    CUNEIFORM ISN'T A LANGUAGE! This hurt me so much, you can't "speak" cuneiform, it's the earliest form of writing and is essentially just complicated tally marks, you can't even really READ it, you're just like "oh these shapes mean there are 17 sheep in that flock" THAT'S the extent of what this system of writing can convey.

    • @wild.impala
      @wild.impala 3 роки тому +175

      I cringed so hard at that as well.
      It took me a few minutes to move on from that tbh.

    • @birb106
      @birb106 3 роки тому +119

      They had no clue what they were doing

    • @neon2875
      @neon2875 3 роки тому +120

      I like to think they're implying the babies are speaking fluent Akkadian. Hate that that would be more realistic.

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 3 роки тому +26

      Babies invented cunyform confirmed

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 3 роки тому +28

      EXACTLY! My brother is leaving about the Sumerian civilization and I overheard his class talking about cuneiform and not once did it say you can speak it because you can’t speak it

  • @ryoki_PH
    @ryoki_PH 4 роки тому +2607

    "I don't steal babies from jungle gyms!"
    hmm that sounds like something someone who steals babies from jungle gyms would say

  • @onyxth3ripper
    @onyxth3ripper 2 роки тому +118

    Imagine it ended with "based off a true story"

    • @alanasworld1904
      @alanasworld1904 Рік тому +8

      Oh god that would be alarming

    • @janhavinoronha
      @janhavinoronha Рік тому +7

      i would've been terrified to know that a baby named "sylvester" exists in the world,

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 8 місяців тому

      I mean the Baby Bunting animatronic is probably locked in a warehouse somewhere so

  • @NobleHam
    @NobleHam 2 роки тому +351

    So, I'm just gonna say, if babies DO know the secrets of the universe, and when they turn 2 they forget everything, it is 100% justified and moral to hold them in a lab and experiment on them to get that information. They'll just forget when they're older anyway.

    • @King-of-Corvids
      @King-of-Corvids Рік тому +49

      As long as you don't hurt the kids that's fine tbh

    • @lua-dh3jn
      @lua-dh3jn 11 місяців тому +1

      @@King-of-Corvids i mean even if u hurt them they will forget so it’s alright

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas 11 місяців тому +45

      I think hurting a baby makes you a bad person whether or not they remember it 💀

    • @carameldotzip
      @carameldotzip 9 місяців тому +7

      but like everyone on earth dies and afterwards they can’t remember their life so i feel like that’s not the best metric of meaningful emotion

    • @iamgnome6230
      @iamgnome6230 4 місяці тому +5

      Bruh trauma made me forget half of the abuse I experienced as a child, but that does not at all make it okay.

  • @arbuckle6103
    @arbuckle6103 4 роки тому +3819

    “Mom, can we get The Rugrats Movie?”
    “No, we have The Rugrats Movie at home.”
    *The Rugrats Movie at home:*

  • @taraaarat
    @taraaarat 4 роки тому +2103

    Kurtis looking at every single scene: no this is my least favorite

  • @jessepilled
    @jessepilled 2 роки тому +90

    Dickie really predicted the fashion trends of today

  • @PacoChamp96
    @PacoChamp96 Рік тому +40

    I remember having this movie on cassette but in Spanish and it’s just as memorable and terrifying as the English one

  • @dominika7832
    @dominika7832 4 роки тому +747

    Sly: another copy paste laugh
    Krut: hey *KRUT IT OUT*

    • @you-xq5bl
      @you-xq5bl 4 роки тому +4

      Lol, I'ma use that for now on

  • @artnerd3727
    @artnerd3727 4 роки тому +5802

    "you can feel your brain rotting as you watch this"
    kurtis: "i used to watch this everyday"
    makes sense

  • @originaluseername
    @originaluseername 2 роки тому +35

    genuinely did NOT expect to hear the word “ass” in baby geniuses. weird.

  • @sethharris813
    @sethharris813 Рік тому +41

    Props to the casting director for putting Kathleen Turner and Kim Kattral in roles where they're related. I always get them mixed up in my head

  • @parker8547
    @parker8547 4 роки тому +2424

    “Baby Bunting” looks like the thumb people from spy kid, and I can’t say I like that.

    • @zachanikwano
      @zachanikwano 4 роки тому +116

      Azalea
      Don't diss the thumb people. They were pinnacles of beauty.

    • @comradesoup
      @comradesoup 4 роки тому +73

      Thumb-thumbs were sexy and you know it.

    • @DetectiveDespair
      @DetectiveDespair 4 роки тому +37

      I can not tell you how many times I lost future children to a sock for those thumb people u better not be dissing them

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 роки тому +13

      All Hail Zeffo ikr danggg tho. them thumbssss

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 роки тому +16

      that’s an insult to all the thumb-thumbs.

  • @NylaTheWolf
    @NylaTheWolf 3 роки тому +6787

    "Take off your clothes."
    "Okay, Slick, but at least you can take me to dinner first."
    Look, I'm all for innuendo, and this joke I'd usually find funny, but...when it's coming from a baby??? I don't know about that one, chief.
    I guess the intention was that it would be funnier because they're babies? But it's just...no.

    • @icypopsicle9082
      @icypopsicle9082 3 роки тому +160

      Exactly

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 роки тому +437

      I feel like pedophiles wrote this movie

    • @christinamorrigan8573
      @christinamorrigan8573 3 роки тому +314

      @@drawnwithlove3499 it was 1999, pedophiles made /all/ the movies

    • @gunwooks_planet
      @gunwooks_planet 3 роки тому +247

      it was so creepy how did that make the cut 😭

    • @draalien
      @draalien 3 роки тому +244

      The fucking cigar dude, what the fuck 😃😃

  • @kasibelle
    @kasibelle 2 роки тому +32

    As a child this was also one of my favorite movies (it was released shortly after I was born, funny enough), and I can't believe how my parents didn't turn off this absolutely horrifying movie. Thank you for the recap, dear lord have mercy. 😅

  • @Hanluna31200
    @Hanluna31200 2 роки тому +7

    The baby dancing is an actor called Josh Ryan Evans who also played child grinch in The Grinch, but sadly died

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 18 днів тому

      This is so sad. He'd be 42 if he were alive today

  • @user-ft2be6ly3c
    @user-ft2be6ly3c 4 роки тому +362

    I don't only want the extra greeting. I want an extra farewell as well

  • @Mitreme
    @Mitreme 4 роки тому +14764

    everytime kurtis says “dude”, an angel gets its wings

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 2 роки тому +17

    For anyone curious, the song that plays at the end of the movie is called ‘The Fairies’ by Ramin. The lyrics don’t make a whole lotta sense, especially in the context of the movie, but it’s a nice song 👍🏻

  • @sarahcampbell2604
    @sarahcampbell2604 4 місяці тому +5

    I noticed the cgi mouths for the babies taking when I was a kid too. In my kid brain, I figured the mouth movements were what we see and the movie translated the incoherent babbling that babies actually make into discernible dialogue. I still like this logic ☺️

  • @metanoia3438
    @metanoia3438 4 роки тому +1653

    “That’s such a dumb way to end something. Just show the things we saw but slower and with an emotional soundtrack”
    Wait till he watches Twilight

    • @littleloohoo1678
      @littleloohoo1678 4 роки тому +6

      Daisy Doodie please

    • @ligokleftis
      @ligokleftis 4 роки тому +31

      STOP twilight is justified

    • @snovaspectre2
      @snovaspectre2 4 роки тому +3

      @@ligokleftis twilight is shit

    • @sxiyuh
      @sxiyuh 3 роки тому +2

      @@ligokleftis twilight is sooo bad

    • @laniedeedee
      @laniedeedee 3 роки тому

      Rbotron but in a good way 😔✊🏻

  • @sabinkaocovska9830
    @sabinkaocovska9830 4 роки тому +687

    Kurtis getting annoyed at the baby laugh is a whole ass mood

  • @DocBree13
    @DocBree13 Рік тому +8

    Bunting is an old-fashioned way of clothing babies, and Baby Bunting is an old lullaby I used to play on a tape for my daughter. She’s now grown, and I’m so glad I never got this movie for her when she was little. I just couldn’t see myself sitting through it.

  • @ghosttubbs_6367
    @ghosttubbs_6367 2 роки тому +28

    The scene of Slyvester dancing while trying on clothes should not not have made laugh that hard 💀💀

  • @Matt_from_Wii_Boxing
    @Matt_from_Wii_Boxing 3 роки тому +2623

    I’m pretty sure that laugh is the Teletubbies baby sun laugh.

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 3 роки тому +110

      Now that you mention it, pretty sure you’re right.

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 3 роки тому +62

      I initially thought of the Gerber baby

    • @Matt_from_Wii_Boxing
      @Matt_from_Wii_Boxing 3 роки тому +17

      Georga Seebalack I don’t live in America so I haven’t seen many of they’re ads

    • @luasiaimas3566
      @luasiaimas3566 3 роки тому +2

      @@Matt_from_Wii_Boxing they are?

    • @makcuja
      @makcuja 3 роки тому

      Straight 300th subs lol

  • @samb3209
    @samb3209 4 роки тому +1806

    Baby Geniuses walked so Cats (2019) could run

  • @persistentgaze
    @persistentgaze Рік тому +22

    Christopher Lloyd is among a whole host of shocking casting: Dom Deluise, Kathleen Turner, Kim Cattrall-good god, dark times.

  • @liv6285
    @liv6285 2 роки тому +15

    i watched this movie so many times as a child i have the entire thing completely memorized. fun fact, the song at the end (during the montage) is sung by the country singer randy travis who has a small role playing one of the guys controlling baby bunting from the control tower. also the triplets who played sly and whit are from my island (vancouver island) and they became pretty successful hockey players in their youth

  • @bunniebabiey7568
    @bunniebabiey7568 4 роки тому +1812

    So um, everyone who watched this basically just went on a movie date with Kurtis and the whole movie, he just talked.

    • @buggybin
      @buggybin 4 роки тому +187

      BLEEDING SOUL and I was on my phone the whole time, at least we both have terrible movie etiquette together😌

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 роки тому +74

      and the other viewers weren't constantly telling us to shut tf up, best date ever.

    • @user-xd5pp2ts8p
      @user-xd5pp2ts8p 4 роки тому +76

      Imagine: You’re watching a shitty movie with Kurtis and he’s talking into a camera the whole time while you’re checking your brand endorsements on Instagram. Neither of you speak to each other for the next 3 hours.

    • @everclearevelyn4999
      @everclearevelyn4999 4 роки тому +5

      He only talked that much because he's baby

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 2 роки тому +2

      I fucking wish I could go on a movie date with Kurt's. That's all I want.

  • @bizzylizzy2214
    @bizzylizzy2214 4 роки тому +9517

    So is anyone gonna tell him that there is a sequel

    • @katz7632
      @katz7632 4 роки тому +544

      Bizzy Lizzy there’s a wHAT-

    • @dalianstopjones3767
      @dalianstopjones3767 4 роки тому +236

      @@katz7632 Its even worse

    • @Emm1698
      @Emm1698 4 роки тому +312

      I didn’t know there was a first baby genius until Kurtis talked bout it. I had only ever seen Superbabies 😂

    • @annamartin9840
      @annamartin9840 4 роки тому +77

      Bizzy Lizzy thats against the laws of the universe

    • @graceypoje5709
      @graceypoje5709 4 роки тому +12

      Righttt

  • @VoxVocisCruora
    @VoxVocisCruora Рік тому +6

    17:42 Uhhhh is no one gonna talk about the fact that that child is holding a cigar???

  • @Demonetization_Symbol
    @Demonetization_Symbol Рік тому +15

    For me, the hypnosis scenes were the most unsettling. I wouldn't want anyone to be able to control my mind like in this movie.

  • @tsuki_avocado
    @tsuki_avocado 4 роки тому +1916

    Why is no one talking about the "undress" scene, like-
    - Take off your clothes.
    - At least you could take me to dinner first~
    Me: *proyectile vomits*

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 4 роки тому +358

      Baby: **holding a cigar, completely naked** call me
      Me: *gags with the force of a thousand suns*

    • @Glamwraith66
      @Glamwraith66 4 роки тому +122

      Yeah that made me feel sooooo uncomfortable

    • @tsuki_avocado
      @tsuki_avocado 4 роки тому +62

      @@isaacisis5876 That was probably the worst part, no doubt

    • @crazygur1y
      @crazygur1y 4 роки тому +186

      @@isaacisis5876 Who was the creepy adult that thought writing that scene into the movie was a good idea

    • @billylewis3567
      @billylewis3567 4 роки тому +29

      @@crazygur1y oh FUCK i didnt think of that holy shit

  • @tabbwidell6262
    @tabbwidell6262 4 роки тому +977

    Me: 🙁
    Kurtis: wears a shirt that say “I’m baby”
    Me: 🙂

  • @yanoshgloxinia
    @yanoshgloxinia 2 роки тому +22

    I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS! I was at my grandparents house and the damn baby monster robot thing made me ball my eyes out I was terrified!

  • @James_McDonald
    @James_McDonald Рік тому +13

    Fun Fact: the director of this movie (Baby Geniuses) also directed the best Christmas movie of all time, A Christmas Story.

    • @aleezafrhh
      @aleezafrhh 8 місяців тому +3

      Bob clark also directed black christmas(1974) one of the best christmas horror movies ever

    • @James_McDonald
      @James_McDonald 8 місяців тому +1

      @@aleezafrhh I heard about that movie but never had the time to watch it, but I will watch it when December comes.

    • @aleezafrhh
      @aleezafrhh 8 місяців тому +1

      @@James_McDonald def should its a great movie one of my favorites

  • @lilbatbtch
    @lilbatbtch 4 роки тому +2393

    Everyone who disliked this video is named Sylvester

  • @crystalbugboy
    @crystalbugboy 3 роки тому +4047

    I still don’t understand, they are literally babies, they are small af, I don’t care how smart they are. Overpower them.

    • @brinetbirdy1765
      @brinetbirdy1765 3 роки тому +179

      But they can do karate 🙃

    • @nohonor6271
      @nohonor6271 3 роки тому +398

      All you have to do is grab them and punt them 🦶🏈 same thing with chucky

    • @martinhodges572
      @martinhodges572 3 роки тому +113

      Oh boy I love kicking babies to train for the AFL.

    • @damgedroses
      @damgedroses 3 роки тому +75

      Deadass just elbow kick them

    • @joyjoyjoy1740
      @joyjoyjoy1740 3 роки тому +8

      The gowon pfp, glad to find an orbit here👽

  • @maitsuf921
    @maitsuf921 Рік тому +10

    Okay but Dickie-boy’s outfits are pretty cool imo

  • @Salmon_manv2-su3di
    @Salmon_manv2-su3di 9 місяців тому +8

    Every time that Kurtis uses a meme sound effect, he uses it really well and I always crack a smile whenever he uses one.

  • @wolfandraven891
    @wolfandraven891 4 роки тому +6318

    Anyone gonna talk about the fact that babies asking to take off each other's clothes and saying "call me" is creepy asf?

    • @aristogatos1o1
      @aristogatos1o1 4 роки тому +509

      Wolf and Raven I mean he did but we can again because ew

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 роки тому +871

      Adults are always doing that too, it creeps me out. Like if two babies are playing and happen to be boy and girl and someone says "aww look, they're like boyfriend and girlfriend" like ew what's wrong with you?! Why are you thinking of your baby like that? It's ingrained into our culture too, in movies like this among other things.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +291

      Ikr who the fuck though this was okay

    • @ilianakaterina5719
      @ilianakaterina5719 4 роки тому +311

      also why does one of the babies freakin have a cigar

    • @kharie3694
      @kharie3694 4 роки тому +283

      Tim Frey or when someone has a baby boy and people say ‘oh he’s going to be with all the girls’ EW?!??! THATS GROSS?!?!? 🤢 DONT SAY THAT ABOUT A _CHILD_

  • @phifuru
    @phifuru 3 роки тому +3799

    the name 'Baby Bunting' sounds like a felony if I'm being honest-

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 3 роки тому +58

      What do you think the crime would be

    • @phifuru
      @phifuru 3 роки тому +134

      @@gorbsupreme7555 what do you think I think the crime would be

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 3 роки тому +151

      @@phifuru mass baby beatings

    • @raiyanfarhan7502
      @raiyanfarhan7502 3 роки тому +97

      Bunting means pregnant (for animals) in my country

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic 3 роки тому +74

      🅱️aby 🅱️unting

  • @cheeseisherelive753
    @cheeseisherelive753 Рік тому +16

    I loved this movie so much as a kid- the nostalgia is hitting me hard. Was this movie always so cursed? Holy shit

  • @415-k1ub
    @415-k1ub 7 місяців тому +12

    Since the Baby Bunting costume wasn't CGI, there's a chance that it's still out there, somewhere...
    That is almost as terrifying as finding out the Genius Babies was greenlit into a multi-movie franchise.

  • @tintinabello
    @tintinabello 4 роки тому +744

    Baby Geniuses walked so Cats (2019) could run.

    • @papiliona3533
      @papiliona3533 4 роки тому +5

      Oh well I never was there ever a baby so clever as magical Mr Sylvester(lees?)
      _Also cats had good choreography change my mind_

    • @gerenuk8245
      @gerenuk8245 4 роки тому

      Valentina Abello lmao

    • @navleensidhu6134
      @navleensidhu6134 4 роки тому

      alive trueee

    • @ivybrowning9830
      @ivybrowning9830 4 роки тому +3

      SHE FUCKING STRUTTED THAT RUNWAY MAMA

    • @wt6241
      @wt6241 4 роки тому

      Run on that cat walk
      Pun intended

  • @whatamidoing_mov
    @whatamidoing_mov 3 роки тому +762

    On the Baby Bunting poster, a good caption would be "It's Bunting Season"

  • @rationalraven8956
    @rationalraven8956 Рік тому +25

    I think the weirdest part is that the child actors who played Sylvester/Whit were actually about 4 years old at the time of filming, so they should have been old enough to just move their own mouths, the CGI was completely unnecessary

  • @trojen96
    @trojen96 2 роки тому +21

    I loved this movie as a kid, made me believe that I was once a genius.

  • @sammargerum7283
    @sammargerum7283 3 роки тому +6649

    I’m a speech pathology masters student doing clinical rotations in early intervention so I quite literally am majoring in baby talk

    • @eebertdeebert
      @eebertdeebert 3 роки тому +366

      Impressive. I can't understand babies for the life of me, until they start to speak a language I can speak (For instance, English). Majoring in Baby Talk sounds pretty epik(Tm) to me.

    • @sammargerum7283
      @sammargerum7283 3 роки тому +106

      @@eebertdeebert thanks I love it!

    • @picklekorn755
      @picklekorn755 3 роки тому +100

      I love how these replies are still fresh btw that is very impressive good job Sam

    • @rainrainlsn
      @rainrainlsn 3 роки тому +6

      @@eebertdeebert q

    • @Bsperry
      @Bsperry 3 роки тому +59

      Im curious, what does that mean? Like, is it just recognizing the begining of a cry as needing food/diaper/blanket? Because I can't imagine it's like this movie..

  • @caseyw1288
    @caseyw1288 4 роки тому +463

    babies: know everything
    their 2nd birthday: vibe check

  • @riles_doodles
    @riles_doodles Рік тому +17

    13:55 Kurtis almost outed himself as not being human.

  • @dfox6222
    @dfox6222 Рік тому +12

    No joke, at 15:40, I legitimately thought she was saying “I’m just gonna cloak the gays’ record dress”

    • @sharkocat2402
      @sharkocat2402 4 місяці тому +1

      According to the captions, yes

  • @bootje99
    @bootje99 4 роки тому +592

    The reason why this movie is so bad is probably because these kids never got an extra greeting 🤷‍♂️

    • @_sumina
      @_sumina 4 роки тому +26

      finally, someone with common sense

  • @SallyB_23
    @SallyB_23 2 роки тому +1898

    Low-key tho, Whit's sister is honestly my fave character, she's got the best lines, I mean seriously: "When I speak for the first time I'm just gonna quote the Gettysburg Address, flat out" truly iconic, QUEEN SHIT, no wonder I loved her when I watched this movie once a million years ago

    • @raindrop2417
      @raindrop2417 Рік тому +70

      😍we Stan a queen that knows her American history😍😍😭😭

    • @southerncoyote
      @southerncoyote Рік тому +34

      Holy whit; you can’t tell them you’re a time traveler like that!

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +10

      She's a legend, she's an icon and she IS the moment

    • @hellbound2012
      @hellbound2012 2 місяці тому +1

      I can't wait till people don't preface statements with low key anymore

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 2 роки тому +13

    I actually watched this movie a good few times as a little kid and remember liking it lol watching it from the perspective of an adult is so different

  • @lil_cheef123
    @lil_cheef123 6 місяців тому +4

    Sylvester isn’t that bad when your name is Jackson Keller. I don’t have a first name, I have two last names

  • @ellag.3082
    @ellag.3082 4 роки тому +1313

    why does this movie smell like unscented lotion

    • @soup3584
      @soup3584 4 роки тому +18

      nah it’s one of those “unscented” lotions

    • @callmedisappointment7374
      @callmedisappointment7374 3 роки тому +6

      then it doesn't smell like anything... oh wait

    • @ociel3546
      @ociel3546 3 роки тому +5

      Its that type of bad lotion that you beat your smeatto but then your smeat hurts

  • @evemulhall36
    @evemulhall36 4 роки тому +3146

    DUDE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DREAM I HAD BECAUSE I WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND CAN ONLY REMEMBER PARTS OF IT

    • @Bigclown1916
      @Bigclown1916 3 роки тому +20

      Eve Mulhall sometimes it’s like that

    • @madisonjames6917
      @madisonjames6917 3 роки тому +85

      Dream? More like nightmare.
      And I can totally relate. I’m about 40% sure I’ve gone on a hike with my dad to this one place. All my dreams are so freaking realistic, I once dreamt about my history teacher giving me homework, and the next day honestly being worried in class because I didn’t know what the homework was we were supposed to turn in. I hear about people driving race cars, and here I am dreaming about school and hiking. They always are things that honestly could have happened in real life. I once dreamt about going shopping for bar stools. And the next night had a follow up dream where I had finished getting the stools, with all the same people and everything. I must just be such an interesting person lol.

    • @evemulhall36
      @evemulhall36 3 роки тому +21

      Madison James yes omg that’s so odd it happens to me too and then the next day i’ll be confused whether or not it actually happened

    • @butwhydoesidindoitbadah7090
      @butwhydoesidindoitbadah7090 3 роки тому +12

      Jesus, if these are the kinds of dreams you're having, I think you need to switch sleeping medications or something, that's terrifying xD

    • @evemulhall36
      @evemulhall36 3 роки тому +2

      but why does i din do it bad??? AH yeah my dreams can get really odd...

  • @PyandGalatea
    @PyandGalatea Рік тому +6

    Oml that Baby bunting edit-
    That was a masterpiece.

  • @derkeheath5172
    @derkeheath5172 Рік тому +4

    The fantastic 70s/80s director Bob Clark (Black Christmas, Death Dream, Porky's, A Christmas Story - all fabulous films) was sadly reduced to making Baby Geniuses and Air Bud films late in his career, before dying in a car crash. He was a horror director early in his career - he invented the modern slasher two years before John Carpenter recycled many of his ides in Halloween - so he clearly had a warped sensibility.

  • @kc5030
    @kc5030 4 роки тому +32503

    kurtis is making fun of baby’s named sylvester like he wasn’t a baby named KURTIS

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 роки тому +2505

      Good point. That is a strange name for a baby 😂

    • @dryb0nesz
      @dryb0nesz 4 роки тому +2539

      Also Karen like have you ever heard of a baby called Karen

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 4 роки тому +1979

      @@dryb0nesz Both my mom and my aunt on my dad's side are named Karen. It's weird to think about. Also, I have an aunt named Minerva. My coworker named her son Gary. I think he's just a small old man.

    • @Mary-lh9bj
      @Mary-lh9bj 4 роки тому +1169

      I have a baby cousin named Walter. He’s so cute but it’s a little funny for a baby to be named Walter

    • @ewegenna
      @ewegenna 4 роки тому +819

      imagine being named AGNUS as a baby

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 3 роки тому +7020

    I can't imagine looking down at a tiny little innocent baby with its cute little face and going, "Sylvester."

    • @kiraaisling9603
      @kiraaisling9603 2 роки тому +624

      Sylvester’s aren’t born they’re spawned at 35 years old

    • @aliciaalejandra4941
      @aliciaalejandra4941 2 роки тому +120

      Most babies aren't cute lol. But still Sylvester....

    • @pretzel9093
      @pretzel9093 2 роки тому +164

      The nickname Sylvie would probably be used quite a bit, and that's (in my opinion) a cute name for a kid.

    • @parisr.2894
      @parisr.2894 2 роки тому +104

      Leave my man Sylvester Stallone alone lol

    • @AndresMartinez-xg2up
      @AndresMartinez-xg2up 2 роки тому +57

      @@aliciaalejandra4941 you gotta wait a few months till they aren't wrinkly

  • @christianl5484
    @christianl5484 Рік тому +8

    There is this weird part of me that just loves Baby Bunting. Terrifying but also kinda hilarious

  • @insanimal2
    @insanimal2 Рік тому +2

    Baby bunting looks exactly like Alexander Armstrong and I can't unsee it

  • @daMEGatron
    @daMEGatron 4 роки тому +2008

    The “take your clothes off” scene... what the heck were they thinking 😂

    • @willowleigh1786
      @willowleigh1786 4 роки тому +31

      I know when I heard that my first thought was why didnt any adult tell me.lol and if I should or not show my kid this monstrosity and compare to chucky cause they've seen some of that one. 😂

    • @actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644
      @actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644 4 роки тому +53

      Hey my mom says can you please not say heck, it’s really rude and I’m not allowed to say bad word until I’m older

    • @roobee1234
      @roobee1234 4 роки тому +2

      @Juan Cortez Muro stop

    • @area51alien88
      @area51alien88 4 роки тому +6

      @@actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644 fuck off

    • @crystalarmstrong2989
      @crystalarmstrong2989 4 роки тому +13

      He is joking broski

  • @mushtoomz4725
    @mushtoomz4725 3 роки тому +881

    dicky was waaayyy before his time and none of us even realized

    • @dorenjackson1166
      @dorenjackson1166 3 роки тому +27

      & I never knew Dicky was played by the same actor/main character from “paper brigade”

    • @palekingshusband
      @palekingshusband 2 роки тому +15

      nice ranboo pfp :D

    • @devindalton4688
      @devindalton4688 2 роки тому +9

      It's literally the exact same concept as the character Klinger from the show M.A.S.H.

    • @jaheyrissa
      @jaheyrissa 2 роки тому +10

      Nice pfp

    • @mushtoomz4725
      @mushtoomz4725 2 роки тому +13

      @@palekingshusband thank you :0 I drew it

  • @l.squared
    @l.squared 2 роки тому +6

    I remember watching that movie, there was some kids channel that played it all the time in the early 2000s. My mum walked in while it was on one day and was horrified by it, baby bunting was on the screen and mum didn't think it was actually a kids movie.

  • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
    @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 7 місяців тому +2

    17:57 I will admit, they chose a pretty good instrumental for this despite this movie being the strangest humanfiction I've ever seen and I would like to find it by itself.

  • @koobacalf
    @koobacalf 4 роки тому +3493

    Nobody:
    UA-cam right next to the video when i exit full screen: RENT BABY GENIUSES FOR ONLY $3.99!

    • @subekennedy9554
      @subekennedy9554 4 роки тому +96

      And they have the nerve to try to advertise. I have not the slightest desire to watch this movie lol

    • @ChiB2004
      @ChiB2004 4 роки тому +31

      Well its decreased in value because I got the same but for 2.49 instead

    • @hildetheroadwarrior5233
      @hildetheroadwarrior5233 4 роки тому +13

      Chiana Butterfield you probably got the ad in USD instead of CAD

    • @andrewnesbitt6100
      @andrewnesbitt6100 4 роки тому +16

      I’m living in Korea right now and it is 900 won or around 0.80 cents USD

    • @imkool3690
      @imkool3690 4 роки тому +2

      ...i follow you on tik tok, was hoping i would see you one day in kurtis’s UA-cam comment section lol

  • @leewhite4955
    @leewhite4955 4 роки тому +823

    I’m disappointed that the horror trailer didn’t say “ *he’s back* ” . . . “ *and he wanna hug* ”

    • @julianapanhorst9955
      @julianapanhorst9955 4 роки тому +18

      I'm disappointed that the trailer didn't say "he's bunting".

    • @RedNarboneta
      @RedNarboneta 4 роки тому +1

      @@julianapanhorst9955 BIG baby bunting

    • @leewhite4955
      @leewhite4955 4 роки тому

      Nathalie Dediu I’m pretty sure it’s just one of the sound effects on PowerPoint slides. My chemistry teacher used it a few days ago and it was horrifying.

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 7 місяців тому +1

    Oh god, that scene where Sly needed a disguise almost made me puke. The "call me" at the end made me have to cover my mouth to hold it down.

  • @adamhbrennan
    @adamhbrennan 2 роки тому +13

    You also need to apologize to all your viewers who might be named “Chunky” or “Limpo.”