This Unhinged 90’s Movie Should Not Exist

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  • @multishipperbish8465
    @multishipperbish8465 Рік тому +3908

    clearly chuck kept up his beach treasure-digging lifestyle so he could see the cop and further drive their romance plot

  • @tangear
    @tangear Рік тому +4913

    I honestly was more invested in the knife and hamburger skit than the scenes of the movie. The premise was much more promising.

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android Рік тому +21

      Same💀💀

    • @AidanRahder
      @AidanRahder Рік тому +61

      Watching it my brain really said “Woah this is a very funny concept I want to make a short film with this plot” “wait no that would be plagiarism”

    • @magicman2881
      @magicman2881 Рік тому +34

      @@AidanRahder just change the burger to a sandwich

    • @TheOnlyCaprisun
      @TheOnlyCaprisun Рік тому +11

      Seriously, the movie was just that bad that the skit Kurtis made was better, it’s kinda funny in a sense, lmao

    • @icyboi3227
      @icyboi3227 Рік тому

      I was fucking dying

  • @pinecone189
    @pinecone189 Рік тому +822

    10:55 I love that this implies that a homeless man should stop at like $10 like my dude doesn't even have a wallet to keep his money in

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 8 місяців тому +57

      He's just storing his money that's probably all the money he owes whats the issue 😅

    • @clairem6748
      @clairem6748 3 місяці тому +14

      Fr and we all know how profitable begging on the street is

    • @ShuhPond
      @ShuhPond 18 днів тому

      @@clairem6748some panhandlers can actually make up to $300k a year

  • @randomasshumanbeing2078
    @randomasshumanbeing2078 Рік тому +1706

    The whole reason why chuck and the lifeguard got together was because they knew chuck and the officer were meant for each other, and this is the 1990’s, so they wouldn’t allow that.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +49

      That’s a really good theory, actually.

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy Рік тому +121

      They all have an agreement for Chuck and the officer to have a secret relationship and the lifeguard will be Chuck's "beard".

    • @randomasshumanbeing2078
      @randomasshumanbeing2078 Рік тому +41

      @@gayjayy YES, that’s exactly what. Only legends know this truth.

    • @brockastill3622
      @brockastill3622 7 місяців тому +2

      are you sure???

  • @treedeerthethingy4812
    @treedeerthethingy4812 Рік тому +21175

    Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie

    • @Name-lq4hz
      @Name-lq4hz Рік тому +263

      @yes bruh y r there so many bots in the comment section

    • @Nosebleed47692
      @Nosebleed47692 Рік тому +659

      And just like that 300 fanfics on ao3 have spontaneously materialised

    • @Miriam-pq4vx
      @Miriam-pq4vx Рік тому +219

      hes so me actually

    • @treedeerthethingy4812
      @treedeerthethingy4812 Рік тому +337

      @@Nosebleed47692 I honestly wouldn't be surprised if those start popping up, there's a fic for literally every pairing possible. And if there isn't, there will be.

    • @N_IRL
      @N_IRL Рік тому +112

      The most Kurtis thing he's ever done

  • @jenathan76
    @jenathan76 Рік тому +3486

    The most amusing thing about this 'movie' is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It's like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.

    • @tinyandtired
      @tinyandtired Рік тому +7

      Uncle Chuck's shirt also magically changes colour when he grows titties.

    • @spacetrashfallingdown
      @spacetrashfallingdown Рік тому +64

      @@Boing2699 it's a bot. I've just seen another account post the very same comment

    • @allysonhocter9898
      @allysonhocter9898 Рік тому +18

      On top of that their clothing changes from shot to shot too

    • @mousemalone9462
      @mousemalone9462 Рік тому +19

      Don't worry about it man it's just a new spy car feature

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason Рік тому +4

      @@Boing2699 just report for spam

  • @roseepunk
    @roseepunk Рік тому +813

    Kurtis being friends with Freddie Dredd is like when a character from your favourite TV show makes a cameo in your other favourite TV show

    • @sayo1133
      @sayo1133 10 місяців тому +51

      i literally still cannot believe that's real it jus came outa nowhere

    • @user-vd9ji6lk6z
      @user-vd9ji6lk6z 10 місяців тому

      thats exactly how it is with this movie, justin berfield as reese from malcolm in the middle and this kid from this dumbass movie

    • @user-vd9ji6lk6z
      @user-vd9ji6lk6z 10 місяців тому +5

      hes my favorite actor and character

    • @danielladuck3323
      @danielladuck3323 9 місяців тому +4

      ⁠@@mohamedzayan706”Kurtis Conner and Freddie Dredd in the same UA-cam video, what is this a-“

    • @AvaFaust
      @AvaFaust 8 місяців тому +1

      FR

  • @Berd
    @Berd Рік тому +707

    kurtis doesnt know about the pig beach in the bahamas

    • @bulbasaurmoment
      @bulbasaurmoment 9 місяців тому +25

      berd what are you doing here

    • @CationIonn
      @CationIonn 6 місяців тому +17

      My oh my do my own eyes deceive me? It appears a member of biological class Aves in Linnaean taxonomy has decided to make their presence clear in this segment of a recorded video reserved primarily for remarks regarding said broadcast. To this I say, welcome my fellow brethren! I sincerely hope you find your stay here most pleasurable.

    • @tranzient
      @tranzient 2 місяці тому

      @@CationIonn that's crazy

  • @rzmnzs5662
    @rzmnzs5662 Рік тому +2899

    the coolest spy gadget was definitely the microwave that could turn those little packets into a hamburger in 1 second

    • @j.m3850
      @j.m3850 Рік тому +82

      I used to want one of those so much

    • @s_h_o_o_b_y
      @s_h_o_o_b_y Рік тому +47

      that’s all i was thinking about when he was listing gadgets

    • @s_h_o_o_b_y
      @s_h_o_o_b_y Рік тому +11

      makes me think of phil of the future’s food spray cans

    • @deathsheadhawkmoths
      @deathsheadhawkmoths Рік тому +12

      i was obsessed with that thing

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi Рік тому +11

      LITERALLY!! I remember I used to open and close kitchen cabinets to see if it worked lmaoo

  • @crickis
    @crickis Рік тому +3948

    i love when kurtis says "back to the movie" sounding as if he also just had to watch the random demented sketch with us

    • @zodiAAAHHH
      @zodiAAAHHH Рік тому +106

      same i can imagine him just pausing for a few seconds in silence after he knows that's where he's gonna put the skit then saying that like something happened 😭😭

    • @megarat1777
      @megarat1777 Рік тому +9

      He did bruh in his mind

    • @triangularsphere
      @triangularsphere Рік тому +6

      Why would you make me think of this

  • @Nojintt
    @Nojintt Рік тому +404

    11:00 Great lesson for children: people asking for help are just greedy liars.

  • @koelee
    @koelee 11 місяців тому +108

    6:50 I can imagine this movie suddenly taking a very dark turn, where instead of finding some cool x-ray goggles, Bobby instead finds the dismembered body of a murder victim in the suitcase

    • @thenobodys1955
      @thenobodys1955 29 днів тому +1

      "omg... I wonder what could be in this suitcase uncle!"
      opens suitcase
      *"AAAAAAAAAAA-"*

  • @joaopedrocypriano3069
    @joaopedrocypriano3069 Рік тому +16506

    I wish someone would compile all “I hardly know her” jokes kurtis ever said in one video

  • @Live_Laugh_Loathe
    @Live_Laugh_Loathe Рік тому +20519

    Kurtis appearing from nothingness is proof he mastered being a magician after all these years

    • @ashfeather3349
      @ashfeather3349 Рік тому +87

      the real magician he brought to all his shows was himself all along🙏

    • @kimbleryan7150
      @kimbleryan7150 Рік тому +19

      @Bully peter it isn't this is all you've posted in the comments

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter Рік тому +38

      @Кurtis Соnner 🅥 reported. Ya’ll are really desperate

    • @yelpforhelp
      @yelpforhelp Рік тому +24

      he has mastered the art of fushigi

    • @batjackattack5556
      @batjackattack5556 Рік тому +33

      @Кurtis Соnner 🅥 omg kirtis it’s really u omg!!!!!!

  • @eyespliced
    @eyespliced Рік тому +197

    And the twist is that this entire movie was a lucid/fever/day dream Reese was having in a random filler episode of malcom in the middle.

  • @thequeenofcringe1585
    @thequeenofcringe1585 Рік тому +430

    The Dream jokes and then calling the goggles “goggies” was a MISTAKE Kurtis. You have summoned a beast and it’s only a matter of time before it arrives on your doorstep

  • @kirawebster6583
    @kirawebster6583 Рік тому +849

    cannot believe "Stamper? I hardly know her" wasn't uttered a single time

    • @sabahk
      @sabahk Рік тому +49

      check the description tho 😎

    • @candiiboo
      @candiiboo Рік тому

      I waited for it LMAO

  • @marimh2844
    @marimh2844 Рік тому +1644

    when i was in 2nd grade i was so obsessed with spy kids that i used to tell my classmates that my parents were secret spies and show them my fold-up binoculars. it was my entire personality and also i got pick-pocketted twice

    • @urbasichamilfan
      @urbasichamilfan Рік тому +97

      I was the same way, only I convinced my classmates I had pepper spray (it was just spray hand sanitizer) and a bunch of cool gadgets that made me a spy. I doubt anyone believed me but it sure as hell was fun

    • @Terminallyposessed
      @Terminallyposessed Рік тому +23

      I'm surprised that I never did stuff like that as a kid tbh-

    • @finmiles965
      @finmiles965 Рік тому +47

      Oh dude you’re not alone, funnily enough I decided to prove it by learning to lockpick and pickpocket...
      I didn’t take any binoculars though, feel like that would have been breaking the spy kid code

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal Рік тому +20

      someone stole my lock-picking set at school🥲

    • @alyssastewart738
      @alyssastewart738 Рік тому +23

      That’s fine I had a friend in 5th grade who would not give up claiming that she was Hannah montana and secretly went home and went off to do Hannah Montana stuff and then came back home for school tbe next day. I’d always be like stfu and she just kept going with it how was she not embarrassed

  • @melcorrigan7905
    @melcorrigan7905 Рік тому +44

    I work in film editing and fun fact the beach "dubbing" is actually called ADR (Automated Dialogue Replacement) and we do it for at least one scene or line in every film. Its very common on outdoor scenes like that. Also the sound editing is not done until after the picture editing is done, so its likely the jump cut was put in there before the ADR because of the actor fucking up a line or something. Dialogue editors edit to the already "locked cut" of the movie and they wouldn't have been able to send it back to the editor to fix the picture to match the voice recording.

    • @melcorrigan7905
      @melcorrigan7905 Рік тому +16

      Its also in the actors contract that they must make themselves available to record ADR once the sound editing starts. Hopefully this all doesn't sound pretentious i love your vids its just cool to provide some insight to the long complicated and sometimes dumb process of completing a film

  • @prungojumpty
    @prungojumpty Рік тому +418

    kurtis wasn’t holding back this video, calling out drake for being a creep and the police for racial profiling within minutes of each other dhdhhdjd

    • @farted4606
      @farted4606 2 місяці тому

      CINNASNAIL FROM BUGSNAX

  • @SalmonOfK84
    @SalmonOfK84 Рік тому +2732

    If I had a nickel for every time a Malcolm in the Middle actor ogled someone using x-ray goggles, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

    • @fefe4373
      @fefe4373 Рік тому +8

      lolll

    • @citrusune
      @citrusune Рік тому +8

      doof

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter Рік тому +8

      whats the second time it happened? can't say i have a good memory for this kind of thing
      edit: oop nvm i got to that part of the video

    • @andsiriisstupidyes4118
      @andsiriisstupidyes4118 Рік тому +26

      If I had a nickel for every time someone made an unoriginal joke like this, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Who am I kidding? I’d be a freaking billionaire.

    • @may_iris
      @may_iris Рік тому +112

      @@andsiriisstupidyes4118 stay mad doofenshmirtz rules

  • @madison42069
    @madison42069 Рік тому +1652

    Like every x-ray technology in movies, sometimes you see through the skin to bones and sometimes you just see through clothes. Sacrifice continuity for those artfully crafted perv scenes!

    • @TheDGomezzi
      @TheDGomezzi Рік тому +206

      To be fair to the movie, it did seem like there was a dial where you could adjust how powerful it was

    • @tinnagigja3723
      @tinnagigja3723 Рік тому +45

      And sometimes you see through gun metal.

    • @mykes7239
      @mykes7239 Рік тому +40

      yeah like seeing through sand?? Don't think so

    • @Boing2699
      @Boing2699 Рік тому +19

      @@bullypeterspamming links isn’t going to make people enjoy your content

    • @matthewpitre8159
      @matthewpitre8159 Рік тому +20

      Yeah and you can see through sand to go beachcombing but you can't see through walls and not everybody's naked doesn't make much sense does it.

  • @4077Disc
    @4077Disc Рік тому +459

    There are actually 4 kids in Malcolm in the Middle. The oldest one is late high school/college age and away from home, but he still exists, Kurtis.
    Sheesh

    • @Sirdeathvids
      @Sirdeathvids Рік тому +34

      5 if you count Jamie

    • @medianoche7276
      @medianoche7276 Рік тому +5

      Then he's not a kid is he?

    • @xiphactinusaudax1045
      @xiphactinusaudax1045 Рік тому +12

      @@medianoche7276 He is because he's a child and also there's actually 5
      but if he meant just the ones still in the house there's 2

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Рік тому +36

      francis erasure

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy Рік тому +12

      @@medianoche7276 In a sense, yes and no. Yes, he's still his parents kid. No, he's technically a late teen/early adult.

  • @socialgutbrain7774
    @socialgutbrain7774 Рік тому +101

    The chase scene was absolutely delightful. That shit sounded like I was in build mode in the Sims

  • @kay-dc8495
    @kay-dc8495 Рік тому +2988

    The cars changing models and colours in every shot is the most outrageously hilarious thing I've ever witnessed

    • @subparnaturedocumentary
      @subparnaturedocumentary Рік тому +22

      an altima to a bmw

    • @aldranzam3456
      @aldranzam3456 Рік тому +118

      I loved the scene where the shelf falls only hitting his foot, but on the next shot he's stuck under it with huge bazongas- art-

    • @booba1710
      @booba1710 Рік тому +55

      @@aldranzam3456 he is also wearing two different shirts in the shots

    • @cringeneer5490
      @cringeneer5490 Рік тому +23

      It's probably because Stamper crushed all of the cars

    • @aspenrose_
      @aspenrose_ Рік тому +11

      @@booba1710 must have needed a bigger size to accommodate the dobonhonkeros, and they couldnt find one in the same color

  • @sydsymptoms
    @sydsymptoms Рік тому +4241

    'I think it's time for our secret agent, "we cant let the bad guys take us alive" pills'.. what a line

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland Рік тому +276

      They're kid friendly cyanide pills 👀

    • @quandaredevil
      @quandaredevil Рік тому +230

      @@MadAliceInWonderland cyanide flintstones gummies

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +64

      Sugar-free cyanide candy, now with extra flavour!

    • @eddihurta7173
      @eddihurta7173 Рік тому +24

      I went the green apple cyanide Loli pop 🍏

    • @bag.n
      @bag.n Рік тому +25

      The predecessor of unalive

  • @Babypinkprincess
    @Babypinkprincess Рік тому +36

    Not them adding the pillow in his shirt AND having him wear a different color shirt. No continuity. 😭 22:20

  • @dannhhh
    @dannhhh Рік тому +34

    17:27 love the jarvis johnson merch!!

  • @mikey_m114
    @mikey_m114 Рік тому +5496

    the thumbnail alone leaves me both terrified and intrigued. Kurtis is so brave for sitting through these movies for our entertainment 😔✊🏽

    • @Pine_apple
      @Pine_apple Рік тому +16

      why the and the are spam the and reply comment or yes??

    • @brspringer
      @brspringer Рік тому +24

      @@Pine_apple Make this make sense

    • @Pine_apple
      @Pine_apple Рік тому +3

      @@brspringer what the and rhyme

    • @notcomfortable_here
      @notcomfortable_here Рік тому +35

      this entire comment section is painful to read

    • @EclipseINF
      @EclipseINF Рік тому +6

      @@notcomfortable_here comment and the what section and

  • @sh4rky466
    @sh4rky466 Рік тому +1883

    I like to imagine that in the Kurtis skitematic universe, everyone looks, sounds, and acts like Kurtis. Even the newborns.

  • @differentbutsimilar7893
    @differentbutsimilar7893 Рік тому +57

    I LOVE that scene with epic crash and him just casually crawling out of the sea unscathed, covered in seaweed, like he's a Terminator... ONLY to pivot to doing a relaxed hair flip and staring placidly off towards the horizon, as if he was thinking "Geez. I've gotta be more careful." Y'know, like you or I might think after almost tripping over slight rise in the sidewalk. Just kind of a weird day for him, I guess. We could all learn some lessons in taking things in stride from him.
    He's a certified badass for that. What an absolute dude. That's the most graceful recovery I have ever seen in my life. That man has 9 lives. One time, my cat slipped off of a little jut 15 feet up in the living room wall and she took it about as well as this man. I don't think even she knew or cared that she just fell 15 feet. Just carried right on like nothin happened. You yourself would think she planned it that way.

  • @artyb27
    @artyb27 Рік тому +57

    The twist in the burger skit is better than any twist I've seen in a movie in many years.

  • @gabsvb_
    @gabsvb_ Рік тому +2416

    a movie commentary was just what i needed to get through the rest of the year

    • @DrpshpdCatShirt
      @DrpshpdCatShirt Рік тому +5

      @Кurtis Соnner 🅥 Yeah, that is not the link to Never Gonna Give You Up.

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa Рік тому +1

      Same I needed this commentary video so much otherwise I would have spontaneously combusted dee- no but seriously it’s funny

    • @UsagiMay
      @UsagiMay Рік тому +2

      I cannot believe there's only one more month until this year is finally over. And then we have to pray that everything just dies down and it's not as crazy as the last 3 years

  • @husyay1008
    @husyay1008 Рік тому +2671

    the reason the cia agent is so terrible at driving is because the actor was possessed by the spirit of Cosmo and the people making the movie didn't wanna try and redo the scenes

    • @karameru_xd
      @karameru_xd Рік тому +48

      THE cosmo from fairy odd parents?

    • @adahirgonzalez2185
      @adahirgonzalez2185 Рік тому +5

      @@karameru_xd who else?

    • @karameru_xd
      @karameru_xd Рік тому +12

      @@adahirgonzalez2185 Idk man, probably a lot of cosmos in fiction

  • @Jezzleyjezz
    @Jezzleyjezz 9 місяців тому +12

    Chuck stays on the beach so he can spend more time with Patterson 🥺

  • @JohnnyTromboner
    @JohnnyTromboner Рік тому +42

    Fun fact: those black ops guys actually do have x-ray goggles. They just use millimeter wave scanners instead of x-rays and the images produced don't look very sexy at all

  • @vespertineblue
    @vespertineblue Рік тому +950

    The expression on Kurtis' face after "just fucking kiss already for me!" is the one of a man who just learned something new about himself.

  • @stephanybeachler
    @stephanybeachler Рік тому +3705

    ok. I have to say this.... the "Sucker......Burger" storyline sucked me in, it had everything I needed in a story, surprise, deceit, plot twist, suspense and best of all horror, what else would you call it when you sit down to eat a burget and its gone "POOF!" you should be nominated for an emmy and an Oscar!!! VERY WELL DONE DESERVES A like

    • @mferreiraluiza
      @mferreiraluiza Рік тому +92

      burger? I hardly know her

    • @eggoopy
      @eggoopy Рік тому +29

      I love burget

    • @Swan862
      @Swan862 Рік тому +70

      Sucker burger? Isn't that the guy that made facebook

    • @firirk4150
      @firirk4150 Рік тому +2

      You wanna see the rest of the comment?
      Sucker!

    • @KissyAdair
      @KissyAdair Рік тому +6

      I laughed so hard. This is why I watch every video Kurtis drops. He's hilarious.

  • @MyNameIsOclock
    @MyNameIsOclock Рік тому +26

    "A homeless man with cash???? This guy doesn't need any more money"

  • @jaspertheghostkid
    @jaspertheghostkid Рік тому +36

    Where can I get the Bigfoot shirt he’s wearing at 8:29 because it’s my favorite thing ever

  • @vvdubz
    @vvdubz Рік тому +1570

    Glad to see Kurtis is back with those fever dream skits

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh Рік тому +6

      watching this at 3 am is not making this any better for me

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 Рік тому +15

      @Seeing Star so glad you owned the bots by... botting comments that clog up comments even more?
      your intelligence amazes me

    • @slaughtertothelamb
      @slaughtertothelamb Рік тому

      fr

    • @lulu7.765
      @lulu7.765 Рік тому +5

      Did...did you just said D-Dream 🤤?

  • @BungaloHippo
    @BungaloHippo Рік тому +4912

    the brain cancer bit with sitcom special guest wooping and cheering when jacob is introduced with the cheering gettin louder and louder and the last zoom in with jacob saying fuck you almost unintelligibly under the loud cheering really cracked me the fuck up. ahh kurtis and his crew of hilarious friends! love them

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Рік тому +60

      He just keeps making shit that is funny I have no idea how he does it

    • @lillyhaun4959
      @lillyhaun4959 Рік тому +21

      Literally my favorite shit ever

    • @cwill2127
      @cwill2127 Рік тому +17

      Honestly that was so funny I lost it. So is brain cancer

  • @parkerkay1695
    @parkerkay1695 Рік тому +61

    The Millie Bobby Brown bit killed me had me rolling on the floor 😂

  • @quitetheshroomyboi
    @quitetheshroomyboi 8 місяців тому +19

    15:03 "officers, get him!"
    *"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"*

  • @katemurrayy
    @katemurrayy Рік тому +2109

    kurtis i just gotta tell you this is genuinely such a good video. like the drake jokes, stamper driving, JACOB MAKING A CAMEO? being a married man maxed out your comedy skills. welcome back man!!!!!

    • @danacornish8598
      @danacornish8598 Рік тому +38

      Jacob in the Jarvis Johnson merch? I love to see it

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates Рік тому

      ^^scam

    • @danacornish8598
      @danacornish8598 Рік тому +2

      @@anomalousanimates Report the comment

    • @Darkawk
      @Darkawk Рік тому +10

      Kurtis's videos are legit more entertaining than 95% of Netflix no cap

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates Рік тому +1

      @@danacornish8598 ok, also remind me when the scam comment is gone so i can delete my comment

  • @Coffee-Dere
    @Coffee-Dere Рік тому +3608

    Kurtis laughing at his own joke gives me so much dopamine I cannot

    • @BootyTickleingBandit
      @BootyTickleingBandit Рік тому +26

      Bro the amount of energy the bots created in the comment section is not comfortable 💀

    • @cybergutz
      @cybergutz Рік тому +2

      @@BootyTickleingBandit fr😰

    • @charcoal9145
      @charcoal9145 Рік тому

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    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Рік тому +1

      same i also get so much dopamine that i can knot

    • @jacobeddings2108
      @jacobeddings2108 Рік тому +2

      you can't what

  • @hungryhedgehog4201
    @hungryhedgehog4201 Рік тому +17

    I love how the first usages for the X Ray goggles are: Making money, means testing and no consensual voyeurism. Really says a lot about the people who made this.

  • @beepboop9750
    @beepboop9750 Рік тому +58

    “Now that’s what I call a boner” made me giggle a disturbing amount.

  • @kaliathealphamale
    @kaliathealphamale Рік тому +3550

    That Black Sea joke was way outta pocket💀💀

    • @itiswhatitismindset
      @itiswhatitismindset Рік тому +358

      AND THE PIGS ONE LIKE IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

    • @blizzard_the_seal9863
      @blizzard_the_seal9863 Рік тому +293

      @@itiswhatitismindsetHE MAKES ACAB JOKES ALL THE TIME ITS GREAT, HE REALLY JUST DROPS “👮‍♂️=🐷” OUTTA NOWHERE

    • @itiswhatitismindset
      @itiswhatitismindset Рік тому +155

      @@blizzard_the_seal9863 IKR BUT I REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING IT THIS TIME OML LOVE HIM

    • @blizzard_the_seal9863
      @blizzard_the_seal9863 Рік тому +75

      @@itiswhatitismindset YEAH THATS FAIR WAHHSBSNABSW IT RLY DID HIT YA OUT OF NOWHERE ☠️☠️☠️

    • @valkyriecatt
      @valkyriecatt Рік тому +57

      I was in shock for a second tbh

  • @mihaelajoe8291
    @mihaelajoe8291 Рік тому +3509

    Who else hopes that Kurtis will keep the "yeah" like he kept the "balls" sound?

    • @Raven-wq4li
      @Raven-wq4li Рік тому +209

      i also hope he keeps using the car going off the cliff clip

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Рік тому +27

      He will I believe in him

    • @GoodKidmAAdLizard
      @GoodKidmAAdLizard Рік тому +17

      yeah.

    • @gronkskonk
      @gronkskonk 10 місяців тому +10

      @@mohamedzayan706 he uses it in most of his videos, & it came from his barbies vs brats video 😋

    • @Raggy_df
      @Raggy_df 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@gronkskonkI remember that. And the moaning weasel.
      B A L L Z

  • @aileenmorgan8276
    @aileenmorgan8276 Рік тому +14

    I totally remember renting this movie as a kid. Another weird and wild 90s kids movie I rented from that same shop that might be fun to cover is "The Wiz Kid". It's about a kid who makes a cooler clone of himself, and he also has a robot and plays a sick harmonica solo near the end. It took me forever to remember the name!

  • @dominique_joly
    @dominique_joly Рік тому +28

    Kurtis' "Sucker" bit alone is WAY better than this whole movie could even *try* to be! 😆

  • @primordialsoup8685
    @primordialsoup8685 Рік тому +2355

    kurtis posting is like an oracle to me. no matter what if he posts it’s gonna be a good day. spring is coming early this year

    • @gouldiloof
      @gouldiloof Рік тому +3

      Next year

    • @SomeRandoDum
      @SomeRandoDum Рік тому +7

      @Кurtis Соnner 🅥 why did I fall for this

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 Рік тому +4

      We skipping winter this year

    • @HuntressWizard
      @HuntressWizard Рік тому +1

      I feel thid

    • @Lucia-ct2sj
      @Lucia-ct2sj Рік тому

      Same, and also I watch whenever he posts no matter what time it is or if I'm busy. Kurtis os worth it

  • @taylorlawrence3570
    @taylorlawrence3570 Рік тому +963

    I used to stare at this movie at the Hollywood Video when I was growing up, but never dared try to get my parents to rent it for me. So thank you Kurtis for finally showing me what it was all about.

  • @chloehepperle5886
    @chloehepperle5886 Рік тому +25

    One thing you can always depend on in life is Kurtis leaving absolutely nothing to your imagination😌

  • @halffirewolf
    @halffirewolf 9 місяців тому +9

    the skits that Kurtis writes are genuinely the best part of every video, god

  • @lemondropdoodles17
    @lemondropdoodles17 Рік тому +529

    That bit with Jacob absolutely killed me! I knew it was coming and I still died 💀💀😂😂

  • @s_h_o_o_b_y
    @s_h_o_o_b_y Рік тому +1817

    fun fact: in the 30’s there were beach cops who had tape measurers and would make sure women’s bathing suits weren’t shorter than 5 inches above the knee

    • @everything5066
      @everything5066 Рік тому +335

      bruh . I'm surprised how women survived so much misogyny holy crap

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 Рік тому +182

      And if they were, they were arrested. 🙂

    • @pigeonatic
      @pigeonatic Рік тому +114

      wow! that sure was a fun fact

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 Рік тому +58

      That's not fun that sucks

    • @Terminallyposessed
      @Terminallyposessed Рік тому +67

      @@asackboyplush6508 I think they were being sarcastic yo

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil Рік тому +14

    12:13 freddie dredd huh? ain’t that the “this is what is like to be known as dead” guy?

    • @Cottagecoreshnail
      @Cottagecoreshnail 10 місяців тому +1

      it is. he just casually dropped that bombshell on us. What a madlad

  • @ratlily21
    @ratlily21 4 місяці тому +5

    The real reason chuck decided to stay at the beach despite being filthy rich was because that's the only way he could see the officer everyday and they were meant for each other and they should kiss

  • @thapelosishi
    @thapelosishi Рік тому +595

    Totally Spies! had THE best spy gear. They were so unapologetically girly eg. Compact mirror computer, a laser nail file, 5 carat data processor pendant, barrette tracking device, like??? So cool😭

    • @svenbengtsson9753
      @svenbengtsson9753 Рік тому +5

      Omg riiight

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby Рік тому +44

      that show is amazing........and awakened us all in many ways.

    • @ktyy777
      @ktyy777 Рік тому +57

      they released Happy Meals with the Totally Spies gadgets and best believe I tried to get every single one

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android Рік тому +1

      Omg yesss

    • @rumis.dollsss.15
      @rumis.dollsss.15 Рік тому +1

      Yaassss

  • @jacobpelkey8534
    @jacobpelkey8534 Рік тому +549

    10:55 love how the movie frames this as a kid exposing a villain lmao. "You already have a couple hundred bucks on you!" Even assuming that roll of ones is a couple hundred dollars (I kind of doubt it), homeless people are obviously going to be keeping their money on them because you need an address to open a bank account. A couple hundred dollars still isn't enough to live on, especially when you have no income, health insurance, shelter, etc.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Рік тому +112

      Good point.
      My initial thought was that it was crazy for the kid to jump to "MAYBE THIS GUY IS RUNNING A SCAM" when it didn't seem like the guy did anything suspicious.

    • @grantmegan91
      @grantmegan91 Рік тому +128

      @@mastermarkus5307 right!! Like wait a minute!! Before u give this homeless man 45 cents, let me make sure he doesn't already have a few dollars on him already!!
      So weird

    • @RizkyeZaki
      @RizkyeZaki Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/FvgSwI9DWXo/v-deo.html

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan Рік тому +1

      Agreed, and thanks for the timestamp too!

  • @BrakCartmanLIKES
    @BrakCartmanLIKES Рік тому +18

    10:20 funny I thought the joke was going to be that he would still be a garbage man b/c he's passionate about trash.

  • @HappyCynic
    @HappyCynic Рік тому +31

    They may have changed the title in the UK because there was an album released by a band called Babylon Zoo in the 90s called The Boy with the X-ray Eyes.

  • @annanaydenova8321
    @annanaydenova8321 Рік тому +700

    Okay, I did a little research cause I wanted to find out who the kid on the second poster was. Although I didn't find any info on that, I did find out that the two production companies that worked on this movie (Concorde- New Horizons and Royal Oaks Entertainment Inc.) both have mostly produced soft core erotica thriller type movies, with names like "Women In Cages", "The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man" "Sorceress II: The Temptress". So it's definitely super weird they made a kids movie. But it does contextualizes the naked scenes. LOL

    • @moonchild3370
      @moonchild3370 Рік тому +116

      thank u for ur research anna! you could just be lying to me but i’ll trust you regardless

    • @pandamandimax
      @pandamandimax Рік тому +4

      @moon child What a weird response? Hush

    • @moonchild3370
      @moonchild3370 Рік тому +45

      @@pandamandimax ? it was just a little jokey joke?

    • @ilovebeastboy28
      @ilovebeastboy28 Рік тому +36

      @@pandamandimax what a weird response? Hush

    • @rainy8702
      @rainy8702 Рік тому +16

      @@pandamandimax What a weird response?
      Hush

  • @Jmmmmama
    @Jmmmmama Рік тому +344

    Watching 3 year old KC videos and then stumbling on a new vid is wild. It’s like seeing him reach his final form. As an 80’s dad.

  • @IndigoDetry
    @IndigoDetry 7 днів тому +6

    5:46 rewatching this now, the timing is 😭

  • @MARTIAANN
    @MARTIAANN 4 дні тому +10

    5:47 the foreshadowing is crazy

    • @Trto7
      @Trto7 2 дні тому +1

      Fr😂

    • @carleydishon7613
      @carleydishon7613 День тому +1

      I was gonna say this if nobody else did 😂

  • @carolfromhr9900
    @carolfromhr9900 Рік тому +327

    The “burger time” skit is one of your best yet. The cross cutting, color correction, and slow motion had me dying.

  • @bluebeka2458
    @bluebeka2458 11 місяців тому +12

    16:52 That man has the driving skills of Spongebob. 😂

  • @Cyndaqueer
    @Cyndaqueer Рік тому +80

    How tf does Kurtis just drop that he’s friends with Freddie Dredd

  • @hugoenzo2444
    @hugoenzo2444 Рік тому +1584

    Kurtis and his editors just in time to cure my seasonal depression.

    • @taratih
      @taratih Рік тому +47

      Wait i though kurtis edits his. Videos

    • @velv3ts
      @velv3ts Рік тому +8

      @@taratih its etheir just him or him and others editing

    • @sfmainey
      @sfmainey Рік тому +36

      he actually edits them himself! That's why he includes those "me editing" clips :D There might possibly be more but I'm pretty sure it's all him

    • @Grace-er9ep
      @Grace-er9ep Рік тому +7

      Seasonal depression hits hard but a Kurtis skit hits harder

    • @PhoenixRoseYT
      @PhoenixRoseYT Рік тому +8

      That’s literally why I clicked this video. I felt the depression starting to come over me and ran here lol

  • @malmfao
    @malmfao Рік тому +1214

    the way I KNEW where this was going when he said that their depiction of the terrorist was crazy 💀

    • @alia582
      @alia582 Рік тому +117

      BRO SAME I WAS JUST BRACING MYSELF

    • @LadyOfTheNight_
      @LadyOfTheNight_ Рік тому +105

      I just kept saying to myself "SURLEY they won’t do it, it’s such a dead joke" well yeah.. what was I expecting tbh

    • @malmfao
      @malmfao Рік тому +16

      @@alia582 struggle is real

    • @Peastable
      @Peastable Рік тому +86

      Isn’t this pre-9/11 too?

    • @ericaploof998
      @ericaploof998 Рік тому +7

      It's giving...Angels and Demons. 💀

  • @sovietbot6708
    @sovietbot6708 Рік тому +10

    When I was a kid, I got a spy kit. I couldn't remember everything in it. But I remembered edible paper, markers with edible ink, and a camera disguised as a juice box.

  • @karlaflow
    @karlaflow 7 днів тому +7

    watching this in the middle of the kendrick vs drake beef and i got severe whiplash

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 Рік тому +348

    Kind of amazing how much this movie didnt explore what you might be able to do with xray goggles. Their first and last idea was "peek at boobies hehe"

    • @cornybram845
      @cornybram845 Рік тому +9

      And to detect metal on beaches

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 Рік тому +21

      Reading this comment, the very first thing that came to mind was seeing androids or aliens masquerading as humans, which I think would instantly make for a much more interesting plot

    • @Mario_Angel_Medina
      @Mario_Angel_Medina Рік тому +10

      And even then the movie has very few X-ray vision scenes. For the most part the goggles are just a mcguffin... it makes me wonder if the script wasn't originally for a raunchy sex comedy and somehow became a PG film along the way (that would explain why it has Griffin Drew and Brinke Stevens in small roles)

    • @somewhat_human
      @somewhat_human Рік тому +1

      Honestly... id do the same thing

    • @cornybram845
      @cornybram845 Рік тому

      @@somewhat_human ...That's not a good look on you

  • @garaj1
    @garaj1 Рік тому +754

    So I have a weird memory associated with this movie. Back when i saw it as a kid in the early 2000s my dad once walked into the room, looked at the screen, said that Chuck was played by the same actor as "that stupid guy in that time travelling movie" and walked out. This all happened in maybe 15 seconds.
    It wasn't until many years later that i realized my dad absolutely sucks at identifying people and confused Robert Carradine with Keanu Reeves

    • @70sman
      @70sman Рік тому +227

      >walks in
      >confuses Robert Carradine with Keanu Reeves
      >refuses to elaborate
      >leaves

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Рік тому +14

      I'm guessing your dad was a bit too young to have grown up watching Revenge of the Nerds? It came out in 1984. That's what Robert Carradine is best known for by the older generations.

    • @garaj1
      @garaj1 Рік тому +19

      @@amityislandchum Nope, he was in his 20s when Revenge of the Nerds came out and knew about it, though i can't say if he saw it. Regardless, he literally just sucks at telling people apart.

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh Рік тому

      @@garaj1 maybe he has face blindness?

    • @aeddiefarmer
      @aeddiefarmer 3 місяці тому +1

      I relate to your dad so much as I have the same problem! My siblings used to laugh at me when we were watching TV, I'd be convinced I recognised an actor and be like 'isn't that the person who was so-and-so in such-and-such?' And they'd be like...no! 😂 I always felt so proud of myself at first for 'recognising' them!

  • @user-mh8gn8yy7n
    @user-mh8gn8yy7n 7 місяців тому +2

    Whenever a movie has a scene in a beach, most of the time it's actually recorded again after the shootings, because lines from different clips won't match due to the wind and waves.

  • @jennifertorres4743
    @jennifertorres4743 Рік тому +13

    kurtis' face when he said "i just drove my car off a cliff have you seen my suitcase?" has me DYING oh my god. comedic genius

  • @shrexygal9104
    @shrexygal9104 Рік тому +424

    i am soooo here for the enemies-to-lovers storyline for the cop & the uncle

  • @idk5491
    @idk5491 Рік тому +616

    Isn’t so cool that x ray glasses make women naked and men literal skeletons😍

    • @Arania_3.14
      @Arania_3.14 Рік тому +164

      That's cause women have booby bones, duh

    • @cornybram845
      @cornybram845 Рік тому +54

      Pretty sure there where different levels at which you could adjust the goggles, which explains why Bobby just saw through to skin sometimes (which didn't only happen with women, eg. the fake homeless man) while at other points all the way to bone

    • @hippieduck
      @hippieduck Рік тому +11

      Uh that's actually because all our soft tissue got bonified when we were made from a rib from some dude or something just don't question it OK

    • @averylarson8139
      @averylarson8139 Рік тому +10

      women have exoskeletons DUHHH

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined Рік тому +2

      @@cornybram845 Watsonian and Doylist explanations, man. Having an in-world explanation doesn't always change things

  • @radiclelife
    @radiclelife Рік тому +16

    19:32 lmaoooo

  • @ameliaeverly-im5jc
    @ameliaeverly-im5jc 7 днів тому +15

    drake joke aged well 😭😭

  • @n3r3sh77
    @n3r3sh77 Рік тому +124

    I like how instead of editing it out when he fails to say a word, Kurtis always just goes "Huhhh??" at himself.

  • @uberrdriverr7969
    @uberrdriverr7969 Рік тому +449

    If I had a dollar for every time Kurtis made an “I hardly know her” joke, I would throw all that money in the dumpster
    Uh oh what have I done… these replies…

  • @MarielleVL
    @MarielleVL Рік тому +16

    22:00 nahhh😭😭😭

  • @_Y875
    @_Y875 Рік тому +24

    12:30 theory: this is the fetish of someone who had a hand in the creation of both properties

  • @jordanne229
    @jordanne229 Рік тому +633

    the sucker-burger sketch is legitimately the best one you've ever done, the plot twist was great and fantastically underscored by the editing, it's honestly true art
    also loved the jacob cameo!

    • @jesper_and_the_juice
      @jesper_and_the_juice Рік тому +7

      i came to the comment section to say this too!!

    • @user-jt5rd8hi8s
      @user-jt5rd8hi8s 8 місяців тому +5

      Unrelated but we have the same pfp 😜

    • @captainnugget7216
      @captainnugget7216 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@user-jt5rd8hi8salso unrelated but the two of you no longer have the same pfp

    • @user-jt5rd8hi8s
      @user-jt5rd8hi8s 5 місяців тому +4

      @@captainnugget7216 idk what you're seeing but on my screen we still have the same pfo but who knows 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @wasteland.baby.
    @wasteland.baby. Рік тому +926

    fun fact: kurtis is the only man with a mustache and a mullet that i will ever trust

    • @kaicenat2015murder
      @kaicenat2015murder Рік тому +8

      why do you people hate guys with mullets so much? I've seen 3 comments saying pretty much the same thing

    • @amoureux6502
      @amoureux6502 Рік тому +5

      Ty Turner

    • @kichukmenon
      @kichukmenon Рік тому +1

      What about jesus lmao

    • @wasteland.baby.
      @wasteland.baby. Рік тому +19

      @@kichukmenon jesus had neither of those things 🤨 he had long hair and a beard not a mullet and a mustache

    • @everything5066
      @everything5066 Рік тому +1

      same

  • @eatatjoes6751
    @eatatjoes6751 Рік тому +11

    This movie feels like a movie that Matt, Lizzie's little brother, would have to watch as a creative punishment for missed homework.

  • @orxalowe
    @orxalowe Рік тому +12

    4:14 this can actually happen when you overestimate a turning. it happened to my mother; she overestimated a turning on her way home from work and lost control of the wheel. she ended up crashing into a tree, then bouncing off into a hedge. shes alive and physically well, though she didnt go flying off a cliff... im not sure that part is realistic. also shes not a cia agent going round a giant bend, so perhaps my comment means nothing

  • @REPLA_ACE
    @REPLA_ACE Рік тому +1538

    *I love when Kurtis said "It's spyin' time!" and spied all over the movie. Truly one of the videos of all time.*

    • @REPLA_ACE
      @REPLA_ACE Рік тому +5

      @leaked footage My dad didn't left me 🤨🤨

    • @REPLA_ACE
      @REPLA_ACE Рік тому +27

      @I'll say when it's time *Self aware bot*

    • @artifice4723
      @artifice4723 Рік тому +21

      How are all of these bots

    • @Snarl_Marx
      @Snarl_Marx Рік тому +1

      Please let this meme die. Have you no decency? No shame?

    • @toasty_tonsty
      @toasty_tonsty Рік тому +13

      When he spied all over was the best part

  • @thecharliezone
    @thecharliezone Рік тому +3162

    kurtis is one of the only guys ever who can rock a mullet

    • @aghhh77
      @aghhh77 Рік тому +11

      and me 😩😩😩😩

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 Рік тому +26

      There is 100,000 people that live in Seattle and Portland that look exactly like this mans.

    • @3089io
      @3089io Рік тому +64

      Everyone can rock a mullet. Try harder.

    • @sillysillyarchive
      @sillysillyarchive Рік тому +1

      REAL

    • @sillysillyarchive
      @sillysillyarchive Рік тому +2

      @@aghhh77 no

  • @dancesmokesmile344
    @dancesmokesmile344 7 місяців тому +7

    11:24 I don’t understand the logic. You can see through the clothes but not the underwear? And how do they see through the clothes anyway, they should see through the skin, not just the clothes.

    • @Garm_Hound
      @Garm_Hound Місяць тому +1

      They say you can adjust them. So om guessing you can adjust the level of see-through

  • @azizaaman4290
    @azizaaman4290 Рік тому +15

    6:54 that story was so crazy to me cause i had been to that beach

  • @spinspin1597
    @spinspin1597 Рік тому +353

    Kurtis casually dropping the fact that he's friends with Freddie Dredd is insane lol

    • @lorymichelle4838
      @lorymichelle4838 Рік тому +25

      Right I was looking for this comment lol

    • @Just.jolie.
      @Just.jolie. Рік тому +13

      I was about to comment the same thing!

    • @lozzc2496
      @lozzc2496 Рік тому +8

      I don’t think a single person would guess that they were friends 😭 most random friendship

    • @1cattails
      @1cattails Рік тому +4

      I know, right!? But honestly I'm not all that surprised lol they'd be good friends

    • @scurvyfigs3698
      @scurvyfigs3698 Рік тому +7

      all canadians know each other

  • @geniyabolton6651
    @geniyabolton6651 Рік тому +236

    I was genuinely unprepared for the burger to be missing

  • @snowerra5881
    @snowerra5881 9 днів тому +5

    11:43 is CRAZYYYYYYYYY especially with what's going on right now

  • @adamsmoberly
    @adamsmoberly 10 місяців тому +7

    Ironically I was thinking of a TV movie seeing this from 1999 called “Boys Will Be Boys” and it’s basically like a cheap “Home Alone” in the daytime and it’s very odd. Kind of thought I’d bring it up, especially since you talk about movies like it.

  • @chibuzor5148
    @chibuzor5148 Рік тому +571

    Dude's sketches somehow got more unhinged and more hilarious, I love it!