The most amusing thing about this 'movie' is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It's like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.
@@clairem6748 its actually hella profitable. At least here in Nashville. Some guys ive talked to make double what i make as a bartender in fine dine a day. Tax free. Thats about 100k TAX FREE. i htihnk you can buy a fair amount of crack and 40z with that income. if only i had no respect for myself and everyone who drove by my lil bridge cabana.......maybe one day.
same i can imagine him just pausing for a few seconds in silence after he knows that's where he's gonna put the skit then saying that like something happened 😭😭
Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie
@@Nosebleed47692 I honestly wouldn't be surprised if those start popping up, there's a fic for literally every pairing possible. And if there isn't, there will be.
when i was in 2nd grade i was so obsessed with spy kids that i used to tell my classmates that my parents were secret spies and show them my fold-up binoculars. it was my entire personality and also i got pick-pocketted twice
I was the same way, only I convinced my classmates I had pepper spray (it was just spray hand sanitizer) and a bunch of cool gadgets that made me a spy. I doubt anyone believed me but it sure as hell was fun
Oh dude you’re not alone, funnily enough I decided to prove it by learning to lockpick and pickpocket... I didn’t take any binoculars though, feel like that would have been breaking the spy kid code
That’s fine I had a friend in 5th grade who would not give up claiming that she was Hannah montana and secretly went home and went off to do Hannah Montana stuff and then came back home for school tbe next day. I’d always be like stfu and she just kept going with it how was she not embarrassed
Like every x-ray technology in movies, sometimes you see through the skin to bones and sometimes you just see through clothes. Sacrifice continuity for those artfully crafted perv scenes!
the reason the cia agent is so terrible at driving is because the actor was possessed by the spirit of Cosmo and the people making the movie didn't wanna try and redo the scenes
the brain cancer bit with sitcom special guest wooping and cheering when jacob is introduced with the cheering gettin louder and louder and the last zoom in with jacob saying fuck you almost unintelligibly under the loud cheering really cracked me the fuck up. ahh kurtis and his crew of hilarious friends! love them
ok. I have to say this.... the "Sucker......Burger" storyline sucked me in, it had everything I needed in a story, surprise, deceit, plot twist, suspense and best of all horror, what else would you call it when you sit down to eat a burget and its gone "POOF!" you should be nominated for an emmy and an Oscar!!! VERY WELL DONE DESERVES A like
I cannot believe there's only one more month until this year is finally over. And then we have to pray that everything just dies down and it's not as crazy as the last 3 years
6:50 I can imagine this movie suddenly taking a very dark turn, where instead of finding some cool x-ray goggles, Bobby instead finds the dismembered body of a murder victim in the suitcase
kurtis i just gotta tell you this is genuinely such a good video. like the drake jokes, stamper driving, JACOB MAKING A CAMEO? being a married man maxed out your comedy skills. welcome back man!!!!!
I work in film editing and fun fact the beach "dubbing" is actually called ADR (Automated Dialogue Replacement) and we do it for at least one scene or line in every film. Its very common on outdoor scenes like that. Also the sound editing is not done until after the picture editing is done, so its likely the jump cut was put in there before the ADR because of the actor fucking up a line or something. Dialogue editors edit to the already "locked cut" of the movie and they wouldn't have been able to send it back to the editor to fix the picture to match the voice recording.
Its also in the actors contract that they must make themselves available to record ADR once the sound editing starts. Hopefully this all doesn't sound pretentious i love your vids its just cool to provide some insight to the long complicated and sometimes dumb process of completing a film
The whole reason why chuck and the lifeguard got together was because they knew chuck and the officer were meant for each other, and this is the 1990’s, so they wouldn’t allow that.
I used to stare at this movie at the Hollywood Video when I was growing up, but never dared try to get my parents to rent it for me. So thank you Kurtis for finally showing me what it was all about.
10:55 love how the movie frames this as a kid exposing a villain lmao. "You already have a couple hundred bucks on you!" Even assuming that roll of ones is a couple hundred dollars (I kind of doubt it), homeless people are obviously going to be keeping their money on them because you need an address to open a bank account. A couple hundred dollars still isn't enough to live on, especially when you have no income, health insurance, shelter, etc.
Good point. My initial thought was that it was crazy for the kid to jump to "MAYBE THIS GUY IS RUNNING A SCAM" when it didn't seem like the guy did anything suspicious.
@@mastermarkus5307 right!! Like wait a minute!! Before u give this homeless man 45 cents, let me make sure he doesn't already have a few dollars on him already!! So weird
fun fact: in the 30’s there were beach cops who had tape measurers and would make sure women’s bathing suits weren’t shorter than 5 inches above the knee
If I had a nickel for every time a Malcolm in the Middle actor ogled someone using x-ray goggles, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
If I had a nickel for every time someone made an unoriginal joke like this, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Who am I kidding? I’d be a freaking billionaire.
My oh my do my own eyes deceive me? It appears a member of biological class Aves in Linnaean taxonomy has decided to make their presence clear in this segment of a recorded video reserved primarily for remarks regarding said broadcast. To this I say, welcome my fellow brethren! I sincerely hope you find your stay here most pleasurable.
Okay, I did a little research cause I wanted to find out who the kid on the second poster was. Although I didn't find any info on that, I did find out that the two production companies that worked on this movie (Concorde- New Horizons and Royal Oaks Entertainment Inc.) both have mostly produced soft core erotica thriller type movies, with names like "Women In Cages", "The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man" "Sorceress II: The Temptress". So it's definitely super weird they made a kids movie. But it does contextualizes the naked scenes. LOL
So I have a weird memory associated with this movie. Back when i saw it as a kid in the early 2000s my dad once walked into the room, looked at the screen, said that Chuck was played by the same actor as "that stupid guy in that time travelling movie" and walked out. This all happened in maybe 15 seconds. It wasn't until many years later that i realized my dad absolutely sucks at identifying people and confused Robert Carradine with Keanu Reeves
I'm guessing your dad was a bit too young to have grown up watching Revenge of the Nerds? It came out in 1984. That's what Robert Carradine is best known for by the older generations.
@@amityislandchum Nope, he was in his 20s when Revenge of the Nerds came out and knew about it, though i can't say if he saw it. Regardless, he literally just sucks at telling people apart.
I relate to your dad so much as I have the same problem! My siblings used to laugh at me when we were watching TV, I'd be convinced I recognised an actor and be like 'isn't that the person who was so-and-so in such-and-such?' And they'd be like...no! 😂 I always felt so proud of myself at first for 'recognising' them!
Totally Spies! had THE best spy gear. They were so unapologetically girly eg. Compact mirror computer, a laser nail file, 5 carat data processor pendant, barrette tracking device, like??? So cool😭
the sucker-burger sketch is legitimately the best one you've ever done, the plot twist was great and fantastically underscored by the editing, it's honestly true art also loved the jacob cameo!
If I had a dollar for every time Kurtis made an “I hardly know her” joke, I would throw all that money in the dumpster Uh oh what have I done… these replies…
Reading this comment, the very first thing that came to mind was seeing androids or aliens masquerading as humans, which I think would instantly make for a much more interesting plot
And even then the movie has very few X-ray vision scenes. For the most part the goggles are just a mcguffin... it makes me wonder if the script wasn't originally for a raunchy sex comedy and somehow became a PG film along the way (that would explain why it has Griffin Drew and Brinke Stevens in small roles)
Pretty sure there where different levels at which you could adjust the goggles, which explains why Bobby just saw through to skin sometimes (which didn't only happen with women, eg. the fake homeless man) while at other points all the way to bone
@@evangelinewood3325 No, neither would I, had Kurtis not played it so many times! Don't worry ;) Plus, it was actually my second time watching through this part of the video, so I easily could've missed it too.
The coolest part of spy kids for me was always the food. The packets or whatever that they throw in the microwave and it comes out looking like a Burger King commercial. That and the thumb-thumbs...
Your lovely post has been invaded by dirty scammy bots. Hopefully everyone that sees them reports them, and it would be nice if UA-cam actually did something about them.
The Dream jokes and then calling the goggles “goggies” was a MISTAKE Kurtis. You have summoned a beast and it’s only a matter of time before it arrives on your doorstep
I love how the first usages for the X Ray goggles are: Making money, means testing and no consensual voyeurism. Really says a lot about the people who made this.
This movie was produced by B movie king Roger Corman’s company “New Concorde” which had an entire kids division. Some other very weird ones are “Munchie” and “The Skateboard Kid”. At one point they were so successful they set up a second production studio in Ireland, where they made “A Very Unlucky Leprechaun” with Warwick Davis. The woman in the beginning is exploitation mainstay Brinke Stevens, and a lot of these films featured car chases because Corman had hours and hours of action footage from his other films dating back two decades. At over 90 Corman is still alive and producing films now! Also: this film was a sort of nod to Corman’s excellent and very disturbing “Man with the X Ray Eyes” which is an existential horror about a man who’s x Ray vision slowly eats away at his sanity. I think this was his company trying to make a kid friendly version
@@Adrianaisjawsome thank you honestly at some point I’d like to start a UA-cam channel where I go into more depths about these things. I’m a filmmaker myself and have worked for other low budget companies like Troma. They tried their hands at a kids movie called Doggy Tails which featured Jenna Fischer as one of the voices of the dogs
@@AbigailAutumn yeah I just starred in their new film which is making the festival rounds, but I used to work in the office. Thank you! B movies are kind of my expertise which is why I started watching Kurtis Conner videos.
love how the movie frames this as a kid exposing a villain lmao. "You already have a couple hundred bucks on you!" Even assuming that roll of ones is a couple hundred dollars (I kind of doubt it), homeless people are obviously going to be keeping their money on them because you need an address to open a bank account. A couple hundred dollars still isn't enough to live on, especially when you have no income, health insurance, shelter, etc. ua-cam.com/video/pxFSiFRDqKk/v-deo.html
Couple hundred bucks went a lot further back then. It easily would have helped a homeless person get by for a couple of weeks. You had 25c burgers and 50c cans of soda back then. For like 2 bucks you could eat well enough to survive each day.
@@therecklessanarchist9456 still, they're homeless and unemployed. what are they gonna do after they spend the hundred bucks? andd his uncle is loaded so it's not like giving the homeless guy a bit of money's gonna hurt. fuck bobby fr
Kurtis!! I was the girl at bbno$'s concert at Wednesday who saw you at the end of the show with my sister who was FREAKING tf out! It was SO unreal and so cool to see you even from that far away, thank you for saying hi! I hope you guys had a great time at the show!!
The most amusing thing about this 'movie' is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It's like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.
Uncle Chuck's shirt also magically changes colour when he grows titties.
@@Boing2699 it's a bot. I've just seen another account post the very same comment
On top of that their clothing changes from shot to shot too
Don't worry about it man it's just a new spy car feature
@@Boing2699 just report for spam
the coolest spy gadget was definitely the microwave that could turn those little packets into a hamburger in 1 second
I used to want one of those so much
that’s all i was thinking about when he was listing gadgets
makes me think of phil of the future’s food spray cans
i was obsessed with that thing
LITERALLY!! I remember I used to open and close kitchen cabinets to see if it worked lmaoo
clearly chuck kept up his beach treasure-digging lifestyle so he could see the cop and further drive their romance plot
That'd be a much better plot, good on you.
I was thinking it the whole time IT'S A CLASSIC TROUPE
Do you think theyve ever explored each others bodies on the beach
@@sagapulastation1711 yes they have isnt it obvious
@@sagapulastation1711 um why do you ask why do you need to know do you think that why 😟
10:55 I love that this implies that a homeless man should stop at like $10 like my dude doesn't even have a wallet to keep his money in
He's just storing his money that's probably all the money he owes whats the issue 😅
Fr and we all know how profitable begging on the street is
@@clairem6748some panhandlers can actually make up to $300k a year
@@clairem6748 its actually hella profitable. At least here in Nashville. Some guys ive talked to make double what i make as a bartender in fine dine a day. Tax free. Thats about 100k TAX FREE. i htihnk you can buy a fair amount of crack and 40z with that income. if only i had no respect for myself and everyone who drove by my lil bridge cabana.......maybe one day.
I love the way it's rolled up so professionally as well. Bet that's really easy to do with cash that's been scrunched up in people's wallets
i love when kurtis says "back to the movie" sounding as if he also just had to watch the random demented sketch with us
same i can imagine him just pausing for a few seconds in silence after he knows that's where he's gonna put the skit then saying that like something happened 😭😭
He did bruh in his mind
Why would you make me think of this
I honestly was more invested in the knife and hamburger skit than the scenes of the movie. The premise was much more promising.
Same💀💀
Watching it my brain really said “Woah this is a very funny concept I want to make a short film with this plot” “wait no that would be plagiarism”
@@AidanRahder just change the burger to a sandwich
Seriously, the movie was just that bad that the skit Kurtis made was better, it’s kinda funny in a sense, lmao
I was fucking dying
Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie
@yes bruh y r there so many bots in the comment section
And just like that 300 fanfics on ao3 have spontaneously materialised
hes so me actually
@@Nosebleed47692 I honestly wouldn't be surprised if those start popping up, there's a fic for literally every pairing possible. And if there isn't, there will be.
The most Kurtis thing he's ever done
Kurtis being friends with Freddie Dredd is like when a character from your favourite TV show makes a cameo in your other favourite TV show
i literally still cannot believe that's real it jus came outa nowhere
thats exactly how it is with this movie, justin berfield as reese from malcolm in the middle and this kid from this dumbass movie
hes my favorite actor and character
@@mohamedzayan706”Kurtis Conner and Freddie Dredd in the same UA-cam video, what is this a-“
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I wish someone would compile all “I hardly know her” jokes kurtis ever said in one video
BRASIL
@@steele1908 sim!
@Bully peter thank you so much
kurtis conner? i hardly know her!
Can't believe he didn't make one during the sucker bit
Kurtis appearing from nothingness is proof he mastered being a magician after all these years
the real magician he brought to all his shows was himself all along🙏
@Bully peter it isn't this is all you've posted in the comments
@Кurtis Соnner 🅥 reported. Ya’ll are really desperate
he has mastered the art of fushigi
@Кurtis Соnner 🅥 omg kirtis it’s really u omg!!!!!!
The cars changing models and colours in every shot is the most outrageously hilarious thing I've ever witnessed
an altima to a bmw
I loved the scene where the shelf falls only hitting his foot, but on the next shot he's stuck under it with huge bazongas- art-
@@aldranzam3456 he is also wearing two different shirts in the shots
It's probably because Stamper crushed all of the cars
@@booba1710 must have needed a bigger size to accommodate the dobonhonkeros, and they couldnt find one in the same color
drake joke aged well 😭😭
LMFAO
TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINORRRRR🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥
TBF it didn't age a lot
scrolled down to the comments just to say that 💀
@@freaky_pepsi same
when i was in 2nd grade i was so obsessed with spy kids that i used to tell my classmates that my parents were secret spies and show them my fold-up binoculars. it was my entire personality and also i got pick-pocketted twice
I was the same way, only I convinced my classmates I had pepper spray (it was just spray hand sanitizer) and a bunch of cool gadgets that made me a spy. I doubt anyone believed me but it sure as hell was fun
I'm surprised that I never did stuff like that as a kid tbh-
Oh dude you’re not alone, funnily enough I decided to prove it by learning to lockpick and pickpocket...
I didn’t take any binoculars though, feel like that would have been breaking the spy kid code
someone stole my lock-picking set at school🥲
That’s fine I had a friend in 5th grade who would not give up claiming that she was Hannah montana and secretly went home and went off to do Hannah Montana stuff and then came back home for school tbe next day. I’d always be like stfu and she just kept going with it how was she not embarrassed
Like every x-ray technology in movies, sometimes you see through the skin to bones and sometimes you just see through clothes. Sacrifice continuity for those artfully crafted perv scenes!
To be fair to the movie, it did seem like there was a dial where you could adjust how powerful it was
And sometimes you see through gun metal.
yeah like seeing through sand?? Don't think so
@bullypeterspamming links isn’t going to make people enjoy your content
Yeah and you can see through sand to go beachcombing but you can't see through walls and not everybody's naked doesn't make much sense does it.
cannot believe "Stamper? I hardly know her" wasn't uttered a single time
check the description tho 😎
I waited for it LMAO
It was right there
11:00 Great lesson for children: people asking for help are just greedy liars.
exactly
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'I think it's time for our secret agent, "we cant let the bad guys take us alive" pills'.. what a line
They're kid friendly cyanide pills 👀
@@MadAliceInWonderland cyanide flintstones gummies
Sugar-free cyanide candy, now with extra flavour!
I went the green apple cyanide Loli pop 🍏
The predecessor of unalive
the reason the cia agent is so terrible at driving is because the actor was possessed by the spirit of Cosmo and the people making the movie didn't wanna try and redo the scenes
THE cosmo from fairy odd parents?
@@karameru_xd who else?
@@Lol_low Idk man, probably a lot of cosmos in fiction
the brain cancer bit with sitcom special guest wooping and cheering when jacob is introduced with the cheering gettin louder and louder and the last zoom in with jacob saying fuck you almost unintelligibly under the loud cheering really cracked me the fuck up. ahh kurtis and his crew of hilarious friends! love them
He just keeps making shit that is funny I have no idea how he does it
Literally my favorite shit ever
Honestly that was so funny I lost it. So is brain cancer
5:55 watching this after the recent drama is crazy
Fr
ikr foreshadowing crazu
Millie Bobby Brown was 2018, we've known. It just wasn't mainstream.
I like to imagine that in the Kurtis skitematic universe, everyone looks, sounds, and acts like Kurtis. Even the newborns.
Even the animals and the food look like him 😭
Do they smell like kurtis too?
@@airinmacdonald3979 yes
@@sh4rky466 well now it's a prefect universe
KSU and Jermaverse crossover
ok. I have to say this.... the "Sucker......Burger" storyline sucked me in, it had everything I needed in a story, surprise, deceit, plot twist, suspense and best of all horror, what else would you call it when you sit down to eat a burget and its gone "POOF!" you should be nominated for an emmy and an Oscar!!! VERY WELL DONE DESERVES A like
burger? I hardly know her
I love burget
Sucker burger? Isn't that the guy that made facebook
You wanna see the rest of the comment?
Sucker!
I laughed so hard. This is why I watch every video Kurtis drops. He's hilarious.
a movie commentary was just what i needed to get through the rest of the year
@Кurtis Соnner 🅥 Yeah, that is not the link to Never Gonna Give You Up.
Same I needed this commentary video so much otherwise I would have spontaneously combusted dee- no but seriously it’s funny
I cannot believe there's only one more month until this year is finally over. And then we have to pray that everything just dies down and it's not as crazy as the last 3 years
6:50 I can imagine this movie suddenly taking a very dark turn, where instead of finding some cool x-ray goggles, Bobby instead finds the dismembered body of a murder victim in the suitcase
"omg... I wonder what could be in this suitcase uncle!"
opens suitcase
*"AAAAAAAAAAA-"*
the thumbnail alone leaves me both terrified and intrigued. Kurtis is so brave for sitting through these movies for our entertainment 😔✊🏽
why the and the are spam the and reply comment or yes??
@@Pine_apple Make this make sense
@@brspringer what the and rhyme
this entire comment section is painful to read
@@notcomfortable_here comment and the what section and
kurtis i just gotta tell you this is genuinely such a good video. like the drake jokes, stamper driving, JACOB MAKING A CAMEO? being a married man maxed out your comedy skills. welcome back man!!!!!
Jacob in the Jarvis Johnson merch? I love to see it
^^scam
@@anomalousanimates Report the comment
Kurtis's videos are legit more entertaining than 95% of Netflix no cap
@@danacornish8598 ok, also remind me when the scam comment is gone so i can delete my comment
The expression on Kurtis' face after "just fucking kiss already for me!" is the one of a man who just learned something new about himself.
@Deadpool. eh shut up ya damn bot
IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED FHSKFJSJKAJD
Surprised by the words that came out of his own mouth😂
I work in film editing and fun fact the beach "dubbing" is actually called ADR (Automated Dialogue Replacement) and we do it for at least one scene or line in every film. Its very common on outdoor scenes like that. Also the sound editing is not done until after the picture editing is done, so its likely the jump cut was put in there before the ADR because of the actor fucking up a line or something. Dialogue editors edit to the already "locked cut" of the movie and they wouldn't have been able to send it back to the editor to fix the picture to match the voice recording.
Its also in the actors contract that they must make themselves available to record ADR once the sound editing starts. Hopefully this all doesn't sound pretentious i love your vids its just cool to provide some insight to the long complicated and sometimes dumb process of completing a film
This is fascinating! Thank you
Glad to see Kurtis is back with those fever dream skits
watching this at 3 am is not making this any better for me
@Seeing Star so glad you owned the bots by... botting comments that clog up comments even more?
your intelligence amazes me
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Did...did you just said D-Dream 🤤?
Who else hopes that Kurtis will keep the "yeah" like he kept the "balls" sound?
i also hope he keeps using the car going off the cliff clip
He will I believe in him
yeah.
@@mohamedzayan706 he uses it in most of his videos, & it came from his barbies vs brats video 😋
@@biancaaa.jane9I remember that. And the moaning weasel.
B A L L Z
The whole reason why chuck and the lifeguard got together was because they knew chuck and the officer were meant for each other, and this is the 1990’s, so they wouldn’t allow that.
That’s a really good theory, actually.
They all have an agreement for Chuck and the officer to have a secret relationship and the lifeguard will be Chuck's "beard".
@@gayjayy YES, that’s exactly what. Only legends know this truth.
are you sure???
omg that drake part has aged like wine 😭
I know your 𝑔𝑎𝑦~
I used to stare at this movie at the Hollywood Video when I was growing up, but never dared try to get my parents to rent it for me. So thank you Kurtis for finally showing me what it was all about.
That Black Sea joke was way outta pocket💀💀
AND THE PIGS ONE LIKE IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
@@itiswhatitismindsetHE MAKES ACAB JOKES ALL THE TIME ITS GREAT, HE REALLY JUST DROPS “👮♂️=🐷” OUTTA NOWHERE
@@blizzard_the_seal9863 IKR BUT I REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING IT THIS TIME OML LOVE HIM
@@itiswhatitismindset YEAH THATS FAIR WAHHSBSNABSW IT RLY DID HIT YA OUT OF NOWHERE ☠️☠️☠️
I was in shock for a second tbh
kurtis posting is like an oracle to me. no matter what if he posts it’s gonna be a good day. spring is coming early this year
Next year
@Кurtis Соnner 🅥 why did I fall for this
We skipping winter this year
I feel thid
Same, and also I watch whenever he posts no matter what time it is or if I'm busy. Kurtis os worth it
15:57 they pop the hood and see the engine’s been replaced by a note that says ‘sucker’
YESSS
10:55 love how the movie frames this as a kid exposing a villain lmao. "You already have a couple hundred bucks on you!" Even assuming that roll of ones is a couple hundred dollars (I kind of doubt it), homeless people are obviously going to be keeping their money on them because you need an address to open a bank account. A couple hundred dollars still isn't enough to live on, especially when you have no income, health insurance, shelter, etc.
Good point.
My initial thought was that it was crazy for the kid to jump to "MAYBE THIS GUY IS RUNNING A SCAM" when it didn't seem like the guy did anything suspicious.
@@mastermarkus5307 right!! Like wait a minute!! Before u give this homeless man 45 cents, let me make sure he doesn't already have a few dollars on him already!!
So weird
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Agreed, and thanks for the timestamp too!
fun fact: in the 30’s there were beach cops who had tape measurers and would make sure women’s bathing suits weren’t shorter than 5 inches above the knee
bruh . I'm surprised how women survived so much misogyny holy crap
And if they were, they were arrested. 🙂
wow! that sure was a fun fact
That's not fun that sucks
@@asackboyplush6508 I think they were being sarcastic yo
If I had a nickel for every time a Malcolm in the Middle actor ogled someone using x-ray goggles, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
lolll
doof
whats the second time it happened? can't say i have a good memory for this kind of thing
edit: oop nvm i got to that part of the video
If I had a nickel for every time someone made an unoriginal joke like this, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Who am I kidding? I’d be a freaking billionaire.
@@andsiriisstupidyes4118 stay mad doofenshmirtz rules
the drake jokes are real relevant now lmao
kurtis doesnt know about the pig beach in the bahamas
berd what are you doing here
My oh my do my own eyes deceive me? It appears a member of biological class Aves in Linnaean taxonomy has decided to make their presence clear in this segment of a recorded video reserved primarily for remarks regarding said broadcast. To this I say, welcome my fellow brethren! I sincerely hope you find your stay here most pleasurable.
@@CationIonn that's crazy
Okay, I did a little research cause I wanted to find out who the kid on the second poster was. Although I didn't find any info on that, I did find out that the two production companies that worked on this movie (Concorde- New Horizons and Royal Oaks Entertainment Inc.) both have mostly produced soft core erotica thriller type movies, with names like "Women In Cages", "The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man" "Sorceress II: The Temptress". So it's definitely super weird they made a kids movie. But it does contextualizes the naked scenes. LOL
thank u for ur research anna! you could just be lying to me but i’ll trust you regardless
@moon child What a weird response? Hush
@@pandamandimax ? it was just a little jokey joke?
@@pandamandimax what a weird response? Hush
@@pandamandimax What a weird response?
Hush
Kurtis and his editors just in time to cure my seasonal depression.
Wait i though kurtis edits his. Videos
@@taratih its etheir just him or him and others editing
he actually edits them himself! That's why he includes those "me editing" clips :D There might possibly be more but I'm pretty sure it's all him
Seasonal depression hits hard but a Kurtis skit hits harder
That’s literally why I clicked this video. I felt the depression starting to come over me and ran here lol
So I have a weird memory associated with this movie. Back when i saw it as a kid in the early 2000s my dad once walked into the room, looked at the screen, said that Chuck was played by the same actor as "that stupid guy in that time travelling movie" and walked out. This all happened in maybe 15 seconds.
It wasn't until many years later that i realized my dad absolutely sucks at identifying people and confused Robert Carradine with Keanu Reeves
>walks in
>confuses Robert Carradine with Keanu Reeves
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
I'm guessing your dad was a bit too young to have grown up watching Revenge of the Nerds? It came out in 1984. That's what Robert Carradine is best known for by the older generations.
@@amityislandchum Nope, he was in his 20s when Revenge of the Nerds came out and knew about it, though i can't say if he saw it. Regardless, he literally just sucks at telling people apart.
@@garaj1 maybe he has face blindness?
I relate to your dad so much as I have the same problem! My siblings used to laugh at me when we were watching TV, I'd be convinced I recognised an actor and be like 'isn't that the person who was so-and-so in such-and-such?' And they'd be like...no! 😂 I always felt so proud of myself at first for 'recognising' them!
The “burger time” skit is one of your best yet. The cross cutting, color correction, and slow motion had me dying.
Who are you writing to, Carol?
11:43 is CRAZYYYYYYYYY especially with what's going on right now
Totally Spies! had THE best spy gear. They were so unapologetically girly eg. Compact mirror computer, a laser nail file, 5 carat data processor pendant, barrette tracking device, like??? So cool😭
Omg riiight
that show is amazing........and awakened us all in many ways.
they released Happy Meals with the Totally Spies gadgets and best believe I tried to get every single one
Omg yesss
Yaassss
*I love when Kurtis said "It's spyin' time!" and spied all over the movie. Truly one of the videos of all time.*
@leaked footage My dad didn't left me 🤨🤨
@I'll say when it's time *Self aware bot*
How are all of these bots
Please let this meme die. Have you no decency? No shame?
When he spied all over was the best part
That bit with Jacob absolutely killed me! I knew it was coming and I still died 💀💀😂😂
Jacob is a treasure
@@PhoenixRoseYT fr
He’s twelve drake was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
fun fact: kurtis is the only man with a mustache and a mullet that i will ever trust
why do you people hate guys with mullets so much? I've seen 3 comments saying pretty much the same thing
Ty Turner
What about jesus lmao
@@kichukmenon jesus had neither of those things 🤨 he had long hair and a beard not a mullet and a mustache
same
Watching 3 year old KC videos and then stumbling on a new vid is wild. It’s like seeing him reach his final form. As an 80’s dad.
the sucker-burger sketch is legitimately the best one you've ever done, the plot twist was great and fantastically underscored by the editing, it's honestly true art
also loved the jacob cameo!
i came to the comment section to say this too!!
Unrelated but we have the same pfp 😜
@@Kierra-l7balso unrelated but the two of you no longer have the same pfp
@@captainnugget7216 idk what you're seeing but on my screen we still have the same pfo but who knows 🤷🏾♀️
17:27 love the jarvis johnson merch!!
If I had a dollar for every time Kurtis made an “I hardly know her” joke, I would throw all that money in the dumpster
Uh oh what have I done… these replies…
Dumpster, i barely know 'er (i am sorry)
@@GustavoGomes-nn5np 😀… how dare you
stamper i hardly know her
Uberr? I hardly know ‘er
Drivver? I hardly know ‘er
Dollar? I hardly know 'er.
the way I KNEW where this was going when he said that their depiction of the terrorist was crazy 💀
BRO SAME I WAS JUST BRACING MYSELF
I just kept saying to myself "SURLEY they won’t do it, it’s such a dead joke" well yeah.. what was I expecting tbh
@@alia582 struggle is real
Isn’t this pre-9/11 too?
It's giving...Angels and Demons. 💀
Kurtis casually dropping the fact that he's friends with Freddie Dredd is insane lol
Right I was looking for this comment lol
I was about to comment the same thing!
I don’t think a single person would guess that they were friends 😭 most random friendship
I know, right!? But honestly I'm not all that surprised lol they'd be good friends
all canadians know each other
The drake disses hit different now🤣
i am soooo here for the enemies-to-lovers storyline for the cop & the uncle
Kind of amazing how much this movie didnt explore what you might be able to do with xray goggles. Their first and last idea was "peek at boobies hehe"
And to detect metal on beaches
Reading this comment, the very first thing that came to mind was seeing androids or aliens masquerading as humans, which I think would instantly make for a much more interesting plot
And even then the movie has very few X-ray vision scenes. For the most part the goggles are just a mcguffin... it makes me wonder if the script wasn't originally for a raunchy sex comedy and somehow became a PG film along the way (that would explain why it has Griffin Drew and Brinke Stevens in small roles)
Honestly... id do the same thing
@@somewhat_human ...That's not a good look on you
Kurtis is more loyal to HelloFresh than many men are to their wives
LOL
Accurate the other way around as well. A lot of people are unfaithful.
@@ukrainiansturgeon8561 oof. you really couldnt leave this comment section without throwing in a #notallmen eh lol
@@bm-ww8kbit’s not #notallmen you dumbo it’s #wamencheattoo
Read this as he started the ad 💀
I'm rewatching in 2024 & the Drake jokes are even better rn.😂
kurtis is one of the only guys ever who can rock a mullet
and me 😩😩😩😩
There is 100,000 people that live in Seattle and Portland that look exactly like this mans.
REAL
@@aghhh77 no
Agreed, It's like his signature now. If he got a different haircut I don't know If I'd recognize him 💀
I like how instead of editing it out when he fails to say a word, Kurtis always just goes "Huhhh??" at himself.
23:26 "I'm really sorry aboot that" that is the first time I actually heard his Canadian accent lol
12:15 bro I did not know you’re friends with FREDDY DREDD bro what that’s so cool 😭
Isn’t so cool that x ray glasses make women naked and men literal skeletons😍
That's cause women have booby bones, duh
Pretty sure there where different levels at which you could adjust the goggles, which explains why Bobby just saw through to skin sometimes (which didn't only happen with women, eg. the fake homeless man) while at other points all the way to bone
Uh that's actually because all our soft tissue got bonified when we were made from a rib from some dude or something just don't question it OK
women have exoskeletons DUHHH
@@cornybram845 Watsonian and Doylist explanations, man. Having an in-world explanation doesn't always change things
19:43 is like danny and drew’s sketches where they do weird stuff to each other and then forget all of it and wanna make a video lol
Dude's sketches somehow got more unhinged and more hilarious, I love it!
5:46 rewatching this now, the timing is 😭
The millie bobby brown clip made my jaw drop
Drizzie was talking to Billie eilish (dk how to spell that) too. He's a POS.
Yep definite creep factor
There ain’t no proof but people def be waiting for that story to drop. Right now, all he be doing is talking in an inappropriate way to kids
A few years back some stripper put him on blast in an interview for constantly requesting his Sheriff’s Badge™️ to be licked.
@@MrZer093 Well that and of course the video where he asks a girl her age, she says underage, and he still lets her dance on him on stage.
I was genuinely unprepared for the burger to be missing
as a british person, i can confirm that we are just an urban legend
The amount of bots… but yes as a fellow british person I agree we only exist in myth
As a British person I'd like to say we do exist, but only when no one is looking at us
@@KingKezza Dr Who reference?🤔😅
The UK is a social experiment
The Drake joke aged very, very well.
18:20 Chuck just wants a reason to go to the beach and keep meeting the beach policeman
And the twist is that this entire movie was a lucid/fever/day dream Reese was having in a random filler episode of malcom in the middle.
😂😂
22:45 Did he CHANGE CLOTHES while the shelves were falling on and crushing him? Mr Lizzie McGuire's Dad has mad skillz, bruh.
Wait hold up, you're right, the color of his undershirt goes from medium blue to turquoise. Holy shit, I never would have noticed that.
@@evangelinewood3325 No, neither would I, had Kurtis not played it so many times! Don't worry ;) Plus, it was actually my second time watching through this part of the video, so I easily could've missed it too.
5:47 the foreshadowing is crazy
Fr😂
I was gonna say this if nobody else did 😂
The coolest part of spy kids for me was always the food. The packets or whatever that they throw in the microwave and it comes out looking like a Burger King commercial. That and the thumb-thumbs...
Kurtis!! So excited to see you back. Congratulations on your wedding and all of your accomplishments this year. I’m genuinely happy to have found you.
Didn't know about that.
*CONGRATS!*
@Checkmark.
What Dude *is* that?
😂😂
Wtf, what's going on?
4 bots in a row... where is youtube
Your lovely post has been invaded by dirty scammy bots. Hopefully everyone that sees them reports them, and it would be nice if UA-cam actually did something about them.
@@It-is-me...Melsie Thank you Mel! I certainly hope so as this is unfortunate and annoying to see.
that single burger bit made me more emotionally invested than the entire movie
The fact that Kurtis planted more than one sucker to prank Kurtis and still caught him with both?! Needs that movie right now
I can't get over it
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5:43 this aged well
Holy fuck you're right
@@V1DEO.STAR085 lol
The Dream jokes and then calling the goggles “goggies” was a MISTAKE Kurtis. You have summoned a beast and it’s only a matter of time before it arrives on your doorstep
17:14 okay this spooked me since I forgot that Jacob existed for a bit and I thought he was calling out to me.
I could never forget jacob’s shiny head
I think the highspeed chase where they just turn and the spy doesn’t see them and then crashes into a sign is the best scene every written
I love how the first usages for the X Ray goggles are: Making money, means testing and no consensual voyeurism. Really says a lot about the people who made this.
23:10as an Arabian this 100% accurate I usually just snap my fingers and a creeper just spawns and blow up people
Dr Manhattan moment
This movie was produced by B movie king Roger Corman’s company “New Concorde” which had an entire kids division. Some other very weird ones are “Munchie” and “The Skateboard Kid”. At one point they were so successful they set up a second production studio in Ireland, where they made “A Very Unlucky Leprechaun” with Warwick Davis. The woman in the beginning is exploitation mainstay Brinke Stevens, and a lot of these films featured car chases because Corman had hours and hours of action footage from his other films dating back two decades. At over 90 Corman is still alive and producing films now!
Also: this film was a sort of nod to Corman’s excellent and very disturbing “Man with the X Ray Eyes” which is an existential horror about a man who’s x Ray vision slowly eats away at his sanity. I think this was his company trying to make a kid friendly version
This is such a cool tidbit
@@Adrianaisjawsome thank you honestly at some point I’d like to start a UA-cam channel where I go into more depths about these things. I’m a filmmaker myself and have worked for other low budget companies like Troma. They tried their hands at a kids movie called Doggy Tails which featured Jenna Fischer as one of the voices of the dogs
@@thisisdylangreenberg You worked for Troma? That's awesome dude!
@@AbigailAutumn yeah I just starred in their new film which is making the festival rounds, but I used to work in the office. Thank you! B movies are kind of my expertise which is why I started watching Kurtis Conner videos.
Some of the car chase footage here is lifted directly from Death Race 2000 which is a Corman-produced cult classic.
22:47 more like: do you ever get hit so hard into the chest that the colour of your shirt changes colour? I can't believe Kurtis didn't mention that
love how the movie frames this as a kid exposing a villain lmao. "You already have a couple hundred bucks on you!" Even assuming that roll of ones is a couple hundred dollars (I kind of doubt it), homeless people are obviously going to be keeping their money on them because you need an address to open a bank account. A couple hundred dollars still isn't enough to live on, especially when you have no income, health insurance, shelter, etc.
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makes it even worse when we found out his dad is loaded
Couple hundred bucks went a lot further back then. It easily would have helped a homeless person get by for a couple of weeks. You had 25c burgers and 50c cans of soda back then. For like 2 bucks you could eat well enough to survive each day.
that, and a rich man thats trying to fool people wouldnt just carry loads of cash either. obviously he has nowhere else to put it.
Yeah, Bobby’s a menace.
@@therecklessanarchist9456 still, they're homeless and unemployed. what are they gonna do after they spend the hundred bucks? andd his uncle is loaded so it's not like giving the homeless guy a bit of money's gonna hurt. fuck bobby fr
Where can I get the Bigfoot shirt he’s wearing at 8:29 because it’s my favorite thing ever
Can’t wait to see “Kurtis Conner says spectacle wrong” recommended to me in a few days
another one for the collection
@@plushbats our usernames rhyme bro
"Pigs live on the farm, not the beach" I love it lol
Kurtis!! I was the girl at bbno$'s concert at Wednesday who saw you at the end of the show with my sister who was FREAKING tf out! It was SO unreal and so cool to see you even from that far away, thank you for saying hi! I hope you guys had a great time at the show!!
15:03 "officers, get him!"
*"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"*
True, as a kid the only reason I wanted to be a spy was for diplomatic immunity
kurtis wasn’t holding back this video, calling out drake for being a creep and the police for racial profiling within minutes of each other dhdhhdjd
CINNASNAIL FROM BUGSNAX
24:38 *happy go lucky music plays while a woman screams in agony and is promptly hit in the head with a blunt metal object*
he predicted the drake pedo thing a YEAR ago. dang
24:44 ngl i thought kurtis edited the goofy music in himself lol