Russian holiday feast - Cooking Kulebyaka with Boris

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  • @yapyap5325
    @yapyap5325 5 років тому +2783

    "But I just pronounce it......
    Correctly"
    One of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @Demon_Umbreon0666
      @Demon_Umbreon0666 5 років тому +99

      Aluminuminum.

    • @regansikola5990
      @regansikola5990 5 років тому +34

      @@Demon_Umbreon0666 as he said, correctly

    • @readman010
      @readman010 5 років тому +18

      Fun story, he's actually from Uruguay and the accent is fake
      Nah jk, he's the slav king, AN'U, CHEEKI BRREKI' IV DAMKE

    • @meetjeric
      @meetjeric 5 років тому +15

      he even pronounced aluminimuminum

    • @Sergio-rl8wb
      @Sergio-rl8wb 4 роки тому +2

      Chris Readman People from Uruguay are Slavs (sarcasm).

  • @snottytoe6957
    @snottytoe6957 5 років тому +4221

    i love how russian cousine ranges from "toss shit in a pot and boil it" to "follow step exactly or you will create a nuclear device" with no inbetween

    • @NightMind0
      @NightMind0 4 роки тому +160

      @Joe Mama Cousins are too, tho

    • @trashcompactorYT
      @trashcompactorYT 4 роки тому +60

      That's how all cooking is lol

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 роки тому +169

      SnottyToe69 what do you think happened in Chernobyl vadim didn’t follow the recipe properly

    • @Nostalgieletsplays
      @Nostalgieletsplays 4 роки тому +48

      Blacck0ut17 VADIM BLYAT

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 роки тому +12

      Nostalgie Lets Plays VADIM!

  • @temmie621
    @temmie621 5 років тому +496

    Boris is the first person I've heard pronounce aluminuminiuminumuminumunum correctly

    • @Demon_Slayer213
      @Demon_Slayer213 Рік тому +10

      I just say foil.

    • @ExAid010
      @ExAid010 Рік тому +9

      He perfected both American (Aluminum) and British (Aluminium) in 1 form :))

    • @ekinkus795
      @ekinkus795 10 місяців тому +1

      As a chemist i can confirm

  • @detritus10001
    @detritus10001 4 роки тому +6273

    The kid deserves every damn penny. He's busted his ass for years making us laugh, and knocking down international walls to bring us all together. Bravo, sir. Keep up the great work, and thank you for the laughs. Peace be with you.

    • @jarl_filip2617
      @jarl_filip2617 4 роки тому +333

      Who you calling kid blyat!?!

    • @user-oh6il6bm9p
      @user-oh6il6bm9p 4 роки тому +82

      @@Prismate tsar* also russian words dont make you sound russian, you sound like s moron

    • @TheDJBrojo
      @TheDJBrojo 4 роки тому +100

      Alan Xiao bro let the boy make his joke

    • @ok-wh6zh
      @ok-wh6zh 4 роки тому +31

      Alan Xiao LMAO you know Boris isn't Russian either

    • @edwardwong9599
      @edwardwong9599 4 роки тому +12

      Cyblat kid?

  • @FajaRathalos
    @FajaRathalos 5 років тому +4981

    The warmest place in siberia also known the refrigerator- boris 2019

    • @kat3325
      @kat3325 5 років тому +76

      FajaRathalos in fact, it is true

    • @Trumps
      @Trumps 5 років тому +7

      lool

    • @thegeekno72
      @thegeekno72 5 років тому +70

      In Antarctica bases they need to heat up the food storage

    • @bergkatze3186
      @bergkatze3186 5 років тому +17

      the back part of the fridge right?? you know because it heats up that's why its warm :^/

    • @telegramsam
      @telegramsam 5 років тому +79

      @Watchmasterofkrieg So your food doesn't *freeze* (true fact!)

  • @ruffethereal1904
    @ruffethereal1904 5 років тому +477

    "If seeing flames, you have gone too far."
    The calm, matter-of-fact delivery was so good.

    • @5minutemovies977
      @5minutemovies977 5 років тому +5

      Usually he tells us to start over again when there are flames. My kitchen is burning and I don't know what to do. At least I know not to worry.

  • @_ak1mbo_
    @_ak1mbo_ 5 років тому +2336

    People: Milk
    Boris an intellectual: Cow Juice

  • @NeonStreaks
    @NeonStreaks 4 роки тому +1596

    8:19 I can't believe after all these years. Boris still loves the fan-art I made of him so much that he is using it on a water bottle. That's the best feeling in the world omg.

    • @LegioEbur
      @LegioEbur 4 роки тому +147

      You made that? Blin it is good!

    • @hanaboskova
      @hanaboskova 3 роки тому +44

      Thats no water bottle :D

    • @lordazn
      @lordazn 3 роки тому +59

      @@hanaboskova to a true eastern slav it is.

    • @Zeph_
      @Zeph_ 3 роки тому +9

      @@lordazn That is Slovakian alcohol drink

    • @e7danny7m
      @e7danny7m 3 роки тому

      can u just stfu ? all of u idiots sayis the same thing in comments ur not the first to say this and u know this ,i made that i made that...nothing real

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix 5 років тому +738

    "Not worry about this overflowing. This is... This is art."
    The way he said "art" broke me. XD
    Sounded almost distressed.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 5 років тому +14

      I wonder if he was mocking modern "art" when he said """ART""" lol

    • @bowlcutnationalist5865
      @bowlcutnationalist5865 5 років тому +26

      @@NODnuke45 "Modern art" is just a money laundering scheme. That's why a banana taped to a wall can sell for over 7,500,000 Rubles. It has nothing to do with the "art" itself.

    • @tatotiteta
      @tatotiteta 5 років тому +1

      It was cut perfectly aswell

    • @tater6364
      @tater6364 5 років тому

      @Daniel Lim this nearly killed me lmaoo

  • @zetjet9901
    @zetjet9901 5 років тому +2091

    This dude is so wholesome

  • @GraveDigger388
    @GraveDigger388 5 років тому +597

    "Now add mysterious amount...
    ...also known as *SOME* "
    Gold

    • @MrAranton
      @MrAranton 4 роки тому +1

      which translates to 7/5ths of a dash and an indederminate number of drops.

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrAranton basically just smoked the whole imperial system.

  • @r.e.d.studios
    @r.e.d.studios 7 місяців тому +5

    Just tried making it for a family dinner. And BLIN IS IT GOOD! I have close to no cooking experience whatsoever, but Boris recipes never disappoint!

  • @camilorodriguez5603
    @camilorodriguez5603 5 років тому +202

    The best Christmas present we could ever ask for from our favorite Slav

  • @insertnamehere6659
    @insertnamehere6659 5 років тому +1807

    "Look at that! More integrity than UA-cam Rewind!"
    Tfw a huge corporation just got smoked by one Slavic boi

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 4 роки тому +10

      Yes, well said overused class of TF2

    • @reasonxaphn1x
      @reasonxaphn1x 4 роки тому +6

      @@Frappuccinoo that's either scout or soldier

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 4 роки тому +6

      @@reasonxaphn1x spy top tbh

    • @reasonxaphn1x
      @reasonxaphn1x 4 роки тому +6

      @@Frappuccinoo spy shit, pyro main

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 4 роки тому +7

      @@reasonxaphn1x I cuncur, snipers that are atleast decent at hitting headshots will be able to stop them

  • @ozomini3400
    @ozomini3400 5 років тому +1661

    "Boris cooking is best"
    His babushka: *Press X to doubt*

  • @bhaskarbharali5853
    @bhaskarbharali5853 4 роки тому +1275

    I want a crossover episode between Gordon Ramsay and Comrade Boris.

    • @RedChaosScrungle
      @RedChaosScrungle 4 роки тому +91

      IDK if he could handle being destroyed like an absolutle professional like that, I think Gordon will just keep to himself for his own sake.

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 3 роки тому +76

      @@RedChaosScrungle Most of the anger Gordon shows is usually just for show or in a fast paced kitchen floor. He's a pretty chill guy ngl.
      Besides, one usually caters to the rich debils, the other deigns to show wisdom to financially impaired gopniks and college students.

    • @RedChaosScrungle
      @RedChaosScrungle 3 роки тому +51

      @@inciacci549 You seem to have misunderstood the joke, the joke wasn't that Gordon would be angry and destroy Boris, the joke was that Boris is the professional and Gordon's dignity would be destroyed by even crossing over with Boris.

    • @chainsawpanda2
      @chainsawpanda2 3 роки тому +16

      Still waiting on the Aloona x Boris cooking video

    • @YF23BlackWidowll
      @YF23BlackWidowll 3 роки тому +3

      @@chainsawpanda2 a love story?

  • @lucasbareis-golumb2388
    @lucasbareis-golumb2388 5 років тому +3288

    Music: On point
    Decorations: Festive
    Cooking: Delicious
    Voice: Soothing
    Must be a Boris holiday special! Happy holidays Slav King!

  • @IdamDwiAditya
    @IdamDwiAditya 5 років тому +430

    *"More integrity than UA-cam Rewind"*
    Boris 2019

    • @Francois_Dupont
      @Francois_Dupont 5 років тому +1

      an Estonian faking being Russian and talking in English. OK...

    • @topdrives538
      @topdrives538 5 років тому +14

      @@Francois_Dupont who cares where is he from? He is original and funny. No need to be salty about it

    • @pseudonym1337
      @pseudonym1337 5 років тому +13

      @@Francois_Dupont He just lives in Estonia... 25% of Estonians are Russian. And I don't see how speaking in English would mean he has no integrity lol

    • @LmaoItsDead
      @LmaoItsDead 5 років тому

      Oof Indo slav people here lmao

    • @mhaiqalms
      @mhaiqalms 5 років тому

      @@LmaoItsDead sayang ga bisa minum vodka

  • @垃圾清-y6h
    @垃圾清-y6h 5 років тому +1235

    Teacher: whats the longest word you can spell
    8 yr old me: *Aluminuminum*

  • @xolove0024
    @xolove0024 4 роки тому +805

    I've got 2 lesson from this video:
    1. "Aluminuminum"
    2. "Alumininuminum"

    • @definitelynotjames
      @definitelynotjames 4 роки тому +20

      *it hurts*

    • @Sniff86245
      @Sniff86245 4 роки тому +23

      im having a stroke reading this

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 4 роки тому +9

      It took me like ten tries to be able to say the second one

    • @mynameisrosiex4555
      @mynameisrosiex4555 4 роки тому +6

      I had a fucking seizure reading this

    • @aleksandarjevremovic1028
      @aleksandarjevremovic1028 3 роки тому +4

      My younger brother say aluminiminijum until he was 9 yrs old 😂😂😂 I gues its simple on Slavic languages

  • @infernogaming4788
    @infernogaming4788 5 років тому +97

    I love how he got glued the ornaments on the tree instead of hanging them

    • @spottier
      @spottier 5 років тому +4

      Its so they dont fall and break. He is big brain

    • @dude123188
      @dude123188 5 років тому +8

      Also he has a cat

    • @jamesburleson1916
      @jamesburleson1916 5 років тому +1

      How else can you decorate a tree to withstand being used in gestures?

  • @heckwaffle2363
    @heckwaffle2363 5 років тому +444

    "maybe it just my soothing voice everybody enjoys so much"
    Me, actually here for his voice: :D!!!

  • @rasan_
    @rasan_ 5 років тому +1090

    People: how do you spend your money?
    Boris: Vadim drilled holes in the wall.

    • @mcjohn117halo7
      @mcjohn117halo7 5 років тому +6

      People:.........

    • @sharkguy1916
      @sharkguy1916 5 років тому +10

      Oy cyka VADIM BLYAT

    • @Verseification
      @Verseification 5 років тому +2

      this is because they are kgb spies and Vadim was bugging the house

    • @emirzefir
      @emirzefir 5 років тому

      Vadim was drilling holes in Boris

    • @JustinKoenigSilica
      @JustinKoenigSilica 5 років тому

      Sounds like corruption in the eastern block 101

  • @Hirundo-demersalis
    @Hirundo-demersalis 4 роки тому +779

    I love how when it come to cooking you’re basically just Slavic HowToBasic, except less eggs and the recipes actually turn out to be a success.

    • @xreingharzx7593
      @xreingharzx7593 4 роки тому +12

      Ravesti except the cheese lol

    • @anuvav9524
      @anuvav9524 4 роки тому +24

      Do NOT compare the slavking with anyone else....
      All hail the Slav King boris

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 4 роки тому +7

      Except some mayonese

    • @hsc894
      @hsc894 3 роки тому +3

      @@anuvav9524 Slavaboo detected. And besides, idolizing is bad.

    • @user-lc5bu9bm7v
      @user-lc5bu9bm7v 2 роки тому +2

      HowToBasic is such trash, wasting all kinds of food for likes. Its not even funny, just sad and disappointing.

  • @NoNo-qn9po
    @NoNo-qn9po 5 років тому +859

    “If you live in Siberia, just leave in the warmest place you have. Also known as refrigerator.”
    *o o f*

    • @JKRoss-or3uz
      @JKRoss-or3uz 5 років тому +5

      Этот урод в Сибири н**** не нужен никому. голос у него как у гомосексуалиста. у нас таких нет

    • @jamesfranxx6151
      @jamesfranxx6151 5 років тому +3

      Урьдчилан бэлтгэсэн морины үтрээнд хоол дулаацуулах хамгийн тохиромжтой газар бөгөөд энэ нь дотор нь маш их татагддаг тул гарыг илүү дулаан хэлбэрээр ашиглах боломжтой

    • @theeinertia4106
      @theeinertia4106 4 роки тому

      Wait really xd

    • @NikoSaga
      @NikoSaga 4 роки тому +1

      @@JKRoss-or3uz Н:%уя ты негативщик. Такой голос с акцентом у каждого второго русского которого я вижу за границей. Сожалею об твоей лишней хромосоме.

    • @NikoSaga
      @NikoSaga 4 роки тому +1

      @@JKRoss-or3uz Хотя нет, у 80%

  • @StumblrNoE
    @StumblrNoE 5 років тому +634

    Boris: "Warmest place in Siberia, also known as the refrigerator"
    Me sitting in Minnesota: "MY PEOPLE!"

    • @alexmashkin863
      @alexmashkin863 4 роки тому +55

      It’s actually very warm inside most houses in Siberia, now I’m wearing only my boxers looking out of the window with about minus 30 Celsius outside :-) On the other hand we do have a lot of jokes about fridge being a warmest place available :-)

    • @randomchild8420
      @randomchild8420 4 роки тому +5

      Alex Mashkin How warm is it inside?

    • @alexmashkin863
      @alexmashkin863 4 роки тому +19

      America If it’s a joke, sorry I don’t get it. Must be a language barrier. If it’s a genuine question - in most houses it’s plus 25 Celsius in the winter, depends on wether there are controls, how the central heating units are working, the type of house and so on. It gets cooler for a short time in spring and autumn when nights are still rather cold and central heating is off already

    • @randomchild8420
      @randomchild8420 4 роки тому +3

      Alex Mashkin Okay

    • @rikosaikawa9024
      @rikosaikawa9024 4 роки тому +5

      Finland laughs at both

  • @petsan97
    @petsan97 5 років тому +353

    Boris: *Cooks to the work of Tchaikovsky.*
    Me: "Of course, if any classical composer is truly Slav, it is the man who used heavy artillery as a musical instrument."

    • @QS1597
      @QS1597 4 роки тому +3

      Truly

    • @christianchan1144
      @christianchan1144 4 роки тому

      What version of the dance is this? The original is in G major

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 4 роки тому +9

      Used Artillery as a musical instrument....
      Is this like using a Chainsaw for the DOOM soundtrack?

    • @petsan97
      @petsan97 4 роки тому

      @@MURFGAMING1228 More like demonic screams of terror or meaty crunches.
      Perhaps a BFG blast or 6.

    • @AlexGrom
      @AlexGrom 4 роки тому

      And nutcracker actually sounds like a weapon

  • @torbenmayer
    @torbenmayer 4 роки тому +777

    I'm very concerned that he didnt put three stripes of adidas as the decoration

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 4 роки тому +33

      He was panicking and press for time

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 4 роки тому +29

      Of course he did, they're in the cross section.

    • @konzo5942
      @konzo5942 4 роки тому +4

      Dw I did on mine

    • @Yashi.m
      @Yashi.m 4 роки тому +1

      XD

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 5 років тому +2016

    Americans: _"Aluminum"_
    Rest of the world: _"Alluminium"_
    Boris: *_"A L L U M I N U M I N U M"_*
    EDIT: Time stamp 5:54

    • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
      @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 5 років тому +88

      Borislovania should be a country

    • @agematics1105
      @agematics1105 5 років тому +19

      I see u have took my comment cyka

    • @TJ4774
      @TJ4774 5 років тому +30

      I was literally in tears. I had to rewind it a few times to try to figure out how he pronounced it.

    • @conlangknow8787
      @conlangknow8787 5 років тому +41

      *** А Л Ю М И Н И М И Н И М И Н Ю М ***

    • @emanuel1535
      @emanuel1535 5 років тому +12

      In spanish: Aluminio

  • @agematics1105
    @agematics1105 5 років тому +909

    Others: Aluminium
    Boris an intellectual: Alumininuminum

    • @aderik4m.245
      @aderik4m.245 5 років тому +30

      Virgins: Aluminum
      Chad Boris: Aluminuminum

    • @rama_0910
      @rama_0910 5 років тому +3

      @@aderik4m.245 heey our name is same man

    • @ritafortune5464
      @ritafortune5464 5 років тому +12

      Assert dominance by mispronouncing the the same word in different ways

    • @jcxu7636
      @jcxu7636 5 років тому +1

      That's exactly what I heard

    • @LeBornMajes
      @LeBornMajes 5 років тому +2

      Thats the slav's way

  • @maxihaxi9787
    @maxihaxi9787 5 років тому +127

    Binging with babyish: teaches how to make food in calm soothing voice
    Boris: *TEACHES TRUE SLAVS HOW TO SURVIVE WITH THE VOICE OF A SLAVIC KING*

    • @SimoLInk1698
      @SimoLInk1698 5 років тому +13

      Now I want a crossover episode.
      BORIS WITH BABISH BLYAT

    • @amiracaroandyeeeeet.2779
      @amiracaroandyeeeeet.2779 5 років тому +3

      @@SimoLInk1698 YES

    • @surtrkingofflame185
      @surtrkingofflame185 5 років тому +1

      LegSimo I second that

    • @rosfell00
      @rosfell00 5 років тому +2

      Let the Nutmeg, Kosher Salt, Bay leaf and chicken produce madness begin!!!

  • @tobiashorowitz9676
    @tobiashorowitz9676 4 роки тому +256

    explaining to your friends the kitchen mess like:
    *don't worry about this overflowing, this is art*

  • @izakiel_phi7333
    @izakiel_phi7333 5 років тому +126

    "Mysterious amount, also known as SOME"
    Damn, so accurate

  • @crescendo1335
    @crescendo1335 5 років тому +209

    Do not worry about this overflowing this is art
    -Boris 2019

    • @Ida-xe8pg
      @Ida-xe8pg 5 років тому +2

      He should have said modern art

    • @urugulu1656
      @urugulu1656 5 років тому +3

      overflowing? boris who happens to be a programmer should know overflow is generally a bad idea

  • @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872
    @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872 5 років тому +273

    you will know when the salmon is done when the salmon doesn't say : "IDI NAHUI"

  • @kaimerry1587
    @kaimerry1587 3 роки тому +10

    this video precisely captures that christmas excitement that is so often neglected in modern christmas stories.

  • @mishtrong
    @mishtrong 5 років тому +279

    Gordon Ramsay: Beef Wellington is the best Holiday dish.
    Boris: hold my vodka.

    • @CruciFer19
      @CruciFer19 5 років тому +10

      kvass *

    • @_rk553
      @_rk553 5 років тому +5

      @@CruciFer19 Kompot*

    • @ventner5654
      @ventner5654 5 років тому +2

      This is literally the slavic Wellington and its beautiful

    • @supramur
      @supramur Рік тому

      teleporting tea*

  • @lonely737
    @lonely737 5 років тому +1160

    Ok I clicked because it looked interesting and I like salmon, the beginning weirded me out a little but I continued watching because I was intrigued. And now I’m laughing my ass off because it’s so funny and happy. Then I subscribed.

    • @gkalenaki
      @gkalenaki 5 років тому +45

      I was searching for Medovik (Russian honey cake) recipe that is actually Russian, because by that time I'd only seen recipe videos from Japanese and Koreans (and they're a lot!), and I wanted to check the real thing. The 1st video of the searching video list was the Medovik Boris video. Been a subscriber ever since!
      P.S. Boris has really great cooking videos, and some of them are really easy to make! Check them out! 😉

    • @jonathan.t.
      @jonathan.t. 4 роки тому +7

      @@gkalenaki was the food actually good

    • @alanp741
      @alanp741 4 роки тому +2

      welcome to the russian family fellow drook

    • @nightelfland1778
      @nightelfland1778 4 роки тому +11

      @@jonathan.t. we've tried some as well, like cheburek. Really delicious, only a little too much onion. :) tried that again and again... yummy for autumn, winter and in the cold spring. :)

    • @jonathan.t.
      @jonathan.t. 4 роки тому +3

      @@nightelfland1778 damn, seems like his cooking videos are actually real.

  • @austinzean2190
    @austinzean2190 5 років тому +146

    Masterchef Canada : This is your Challenge
    Boris: That’s not a challenge. That’s Christmas

  • @Nedisch
    @Nedisch 3 роки тому +239

    Boris: "I doubt anyone is going to follow this recipe."
    Me: 3rd time doing it.

    • @rxzxqx6982
      @rxzxqx6982 3 роки тому +2

      did you successfully make it?

    • @Nedisch
      @Nedisch 3 роки тому +9

      @@rxzxqx6982 Yes. One time with meat filling and twice with salmon. It tastes amazing.

    • @rxzxqx6982
      @rxzxqx6982 3 роки тому +3

      @@Nedisch ooo nice :)
      time to practice then :)

    • @Nedisch
      @Nedisch 3 роки тому +2

      @@rxzxqx6982 good luck. It's not that hard. :)

    • @rxzxqx6982
      @rxzxqx6982 3 роки тому +3

      @@Nedisch thanks! :)

  • @violetmoon1587
    @violetmoon1587 5 років тому +64

    Really was expecting Boris to glue mandarins to the tree

    • @innomina816
      @innomina816 5 років тому

      Honestly same 😂

    • @RetechDragonflame
      @RetechDragonflame 5 років тому +3

      Boris' cooking episode
      Mandarins
      Glue pistol
      Me: *concern*

  • @RemiScutlet
    @RemiScutlet 5 років тому +169

    "More integrity then youtube rewind"
    Do they even have any anymore?

    • @wzr3293
      @wzr3293 5 років тому

      But hey no congratulations

  • @VizTech3
    @VizTech3 5 років тому +24

    I’m a simple man- I see notification that boris upload video, I click notification and am happy

  • @purplefish212
    @purplefish212 3 роки тому +13

    The end where Boris yells "cousin!!" is so wholesome ahhhhhhh

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 5 років тому +29

    Boris, before the year is out I just want to say thank you. You're to this day one of the most diverse, interesting, and genuinely funny/entertaining UA-camrs still active on the platform. Everything you do is done with a dash of humor, honest instructions, and a solid dose of genuine slavic culture. I love this channel and hope to see it prosper for many more years, assuming YT doesn't burn down before then. You even went so far as to show me how to make Doctor's Sausage so I don't have to languish in capitalist ignorance anymore and can make true slav recipes.
    As a quiet fan of your slav ways, thanks again for what you do. It keeps a smile on my face when you upload. Stay cheeki-breeki comrade.

  • @simo947
    @simo947 5 років тому +137

    Boris: "Everybody knows Boris cooking is the best"
    Babushka: "Tzevo Boris?"

  • @andrewmurray444
    @andrewmurray444 5 років тому +447

    Nobody:
    Boris: This has More integrity than UA-cam rewind.

  • @Superfammucon
    @Superfammucon 4 роки тому +15

    After the babushka's secret Christmas pork recipe video a few years ago, I started caring very deeply about boris's happiness for some reason.
    When I'm really sad, seeing boris so happy in this video, excited to see his family... It really warms my heart. I hope you have a nice Christmas again this year my friend. You deserve it very much.

  • @jason_x_90
    @jason_x_90 5 років тому +419

    Salmon: "we're safe this year". Boris: *patreon money*. Salmon: "blyat".

    • @Evan8243.
      @Evan8243. 5 років тому

      islanddoc90 lol

    • @SynthwaveJade
      @SynthwaveJade 5 років тому +6

      Samon: N O W T H I S I S A N A V E N G E R S L E V E L T H R E A T

    • @hieyrin
      @hieyrin 5 років тому

      😂

  • @skyshield584
    @skyshield584 5 років тому +20

    the fact he is using his income to make a dish his grandma can't afford to make anymore is so wholesome that it made my xmas season. Boris be the best boi

  • @DoraG99
    @DoraG99 5 років тому +153

    “Everyone knows Boris’ cooking is best”
    Incorrect; BABUSHKA’s cooking is best 😎👍🏼

    • @matthewtalbot6505
      @matthewtalbot6505 5 років тому +17

      Ah ha, but of course Boris learn cooking from babushka. Sorry Babushka, is only business

    • @stnorocwzo
      @stnorocwzo 5 років тому +4

      Babushka give Techniques to Boris! Boris Improvise, Блядь!

    • @aaronlfcynwa2951
      @aaronlfcynwa2951 5 років тому +2

      Boris learns from the best

    • @NoTalentCreator
      @NoTalentCreator 5 років тому

      Обожаю пирожки своей бабушки.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 5 років тому

      Boris is his own Grandma!

  • @thefireisonfire
    @thefireisonfire 4 роки тому +175

    Out of all the goddanm recipes that could have drawn my interest it was this one. It took me like 4 hours to make it just for me to forget to flour my counter and for the dough to rip while rolling it at the last step before cooking.

    • @streletz3426
      @streletz3426 4 роки тому +42

      somebody may call this pizdec but this is experience for you)i believe that every person has this underfloured counter situation at least once in their life. just keep going with all that cooking sorcery and you will succeed ;)

  • @hellohooman6312
    @hellohooman6312 5 років тому +1142

    “Aluminuminum”
    - Boris

  • @JshamWOOHOOman
    @JshamWOOHOOman 3 роки тому +8

    4:47 Actually Boris, Your voice is actually quite soothing and has gotten me through so much during the past few months I've been watching your videos. Never change

  • @n0kla
    @n0kla 5 років тому +585

    Me: **adds a bit of pepper to rice**
    Babushka: *So, you have chosen death*

  • @m4gn3tic82
    @m4gn3tic82 4 роки тому +660

    England: beef Wellington
    Soviet Russia: Kulebyaka

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 4 роки тому +8

      I don't know why I am replying but HA

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 4 роки тому +14

      Well, this is Prince Phillip's favourite food according to his former chef.

    • @m4gn3tic82
      @m4gn3tic82 4 роки тому +3

      @@billylauwda9178 Darren Mcgravy

    • @katiezharova2423
      @katiezharova2423 4 роки тому +21

      Kulebyaka isn't Soviet, is an old recipe

    • @jiffey4086
      @jiffey4086 4 роки тому +22

      blin with salmon and mushroom and rice
      blyat beef wellington ain't got shit

  • @djockom
    @djockom 5 років тому +6

    Yes Boris! This is my favorite meal, my grandma have shown me how to prepare it when I was little. Now I make it once a week. Comrade Boris you have my approval!

  • @allieb.c.4009
    @allieb.c.4009 5 років тому +85

    None of Boris' recipes have led me wrong yet, I *will* be making this one sometime this month. This looks amazing.

  • @ottrahuvarm3471
    @ottrahuvarm3471 5 років тому +11

    I would be more than happy to get one of these living manuals if I survive it 'till Christmas.

  • @chromaticturtle8657
    @chromaticturtle8657 4 роки тому +21

    somthing about boris during the holidays is so wholesome, watching these vids really makes you forget about the shitshow that is 2020

  • @lordlmg475
    @lordlmg475 5 років тому +161

    "Sodium Chloride is no joke, half of the ingredients literally explode in water"
    Boris is not дебил confirmed.

  • @jacobantonelli
    @jacobantonelli 5 років тому +12

    Ah christmas time, even more warm and cosy than reactor number 4

  • @legojack7711
    @legojack7711 5 років тому +422

    9:47 “More integrity than UA-cam rewind”
    I think Boris deserves the roast of the year

    • @asovietreunion13
      @asovietreunion13 5 років тому +21

      I hope they don't put him on there, as that would be bad.

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 5 років тому +16

      UA-cam rewind is a big Cyka

    • @actually_a_circle
      @actually_a_circle 5 років тому +4

      No the best part was when he was afraid to complain because they would put him in it

  • @aiko9393
    @aiko9393 4 роки тому +81

    "You look once is fine, you look twice -BOOM- there is surprise."
    Boris, you got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xornedge8204
    @xornedge8204 5 років тому +45

    So early and so many comments. Boris is truly a legend and a comrade.
    Also for those who disliked:
    Your mama doesn't think you are a good person. I mean have some dignity.

    • @CruciFer19
      @CruciFer19 5 років тому

      yeah and you have dignity by insulting people

    • @reivercaptain510
      @reivercaptain510 5 років тому

      We know it's you Igor. Get a job, urod.

  • @SlavTiger
    @SlavTiger 5 років тому +6

    I can officially say I have watched every video this gopnik has put onto UA-cam up until this point. My cooking skills have exponentially grown and I have picked up homebrewing mead and kvass as a hobby. Спасибо, товарищ Борис. Спасибо.

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 5 років тому +240

    8:43
    I saw you spread that paper and thought "Holy shit, did he spread that dough thin!"

  • @rylanfersieck2171
    @rylanfersieck2171 4 роки тому +59

    "maybe its just my soothing voice that everybody enjoy so much"
    well your not wrong, if I want to watch comething but cant find something to watch i go to life of boris cooking

  • @ink-samaproductions638
    @ink-samaproductions638 5 років тому +766

    "Half the ingredients literally explode in water."
    Me: *science*

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 5 років тому +13

      Well, he's not wrong.

    • @comradeacerbus6397
      @comradeacerbus6397 5 років тому +13

      GaldirEonai
      Yeah, raw sodium explodes in water. My chem teacher set his tie on fire that way. True story

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 5 років тому +19

      @@comradeacerbus6397 One day we got into our chemistry classroom and saw that a water tank had been set up along with a plexiglass shield between it and us.
      We quietly looked up what was coming up in the textbook, saw it was alkali metals and decided to take some precautions.
      Our teacher dropped a pretty sizeable chunk of sodium into the tank. Liquid sodium droplets ended up all over the first row of desks (which we'd all evacuated, knowing that teacher). Fun times.

    • @comradeacerbus6397
      @comradeacerbus6397 5 років тому +9

      GaldirEonai
      Pfft. Nice.
      This guy didn’t have a shield for us, so sparks and debris from the sodium went flying at us

    • @fimmt684
      @fimmt684 4 роки тому

      Bitch

  • @issou6033
    @issou6033 5 років тому +200

    Everyone : milk
    Boris : *COW JUICE*

    • @azazel9412
      @azazel9412 5 років тому +6

      @Eni Gjinaj Chicken Device

    • @Demon_Umbreon0666
      @Demon_Umbreon0666 5 років тому +3

      @@azazel9412 We need to change it from "Egg" to "Chiken potato."

    • @Arbaaltheundefeated
      @Arbaaltheundefeated 5 років тому +1

      Only sensible thing to call a liquid you squeeze out of a cow, obviously

    • @Eeyesablous
      @Eeyesablous 5 років тому

      @@Demon_Umbreon0666 And potato being raw vodka

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 5 років тому

      issou r/technicallythetruth

  • @Kochiha
    @Kochiha 5 років тому +201

    I was watching this video with somebody, and they asked me "Why is the Nutcracker playing in the background? Isn't that some German musical?" I laughed and replied, "Does Пётр Ильи́ч Чайко́вский sound German to you??"

    • @colleennewholy9026
      @colleennewholy9026 4 роки тому +35

      I'm an American Spy, and even I know better than that!
      I was an orchestra kid, so my class attempted soooo many times to play the Nutcracker...
      Just.
      Never worked out the way we wanted it too. LOL

    • @made713
      @made713 4 роки тому +27

      This Song is composed by tchaikovsky, completely Russian hahaha

  • @lElSanxl
    @lElSanxl 2 роки тому +2

    Liking and commenting every single video to support the Boris

  • @GoestiaDimas
    @GoestiaDimas 5 років тому +41

    boris: * do cross section
    binging with babish: could this be one of my people?

  • @jackb1040
    @jackb1040 5 років тому +38

    "Now take one of chicken device. You know that it is a chicken device because [. . .] it has pointy tip on top. If is other way around it is a moose egg" -Boris, 2019
    Gordan Ramsey, ornithologists, and all Canadians just had a stroke

  • @thewitchofgeek
    @thewitchofgeek 3 роки тому +3

    What makes me happiest is he was alone before, and now he has family over and can afford to treat them.

  • @lumiaxeverine
    @lumiaxeverine 3 роки тому +2

    love Boris' chuckle so much

  • @aceblackburn9504
    @aceblackburn9504 5 років тому +71

    Me: okay it's finals week I need to study
    Four hours later: *IIISSS BORIS!*

  • @arielandrian1195
    @arielandrian1195 5 років тому +14

    When boris said "Aluminuminum" it's always make me cry of laugh

  • @mistercool151
    @mistercool151 5 років тому +187

    "if is other way around is a moose egg"
    Boris 2019

    • @aperson4654
      @aperson4654 4 роки тому +7

      As a Canadian, I can confirm this is 100% true

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 4 роки тому +217

    "I guess I like snakes now."
    Well, "Snakes in Tracksuits" IS your intro music...

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 5 років тому +51

    "Warm heat." - Boris, 2019

  • @seanmccarthy1579
    @seanmccarthy1579 5 років тому +43

    "Aluminuminum" the great Boris 2019 (love this quote)

  • @veomyr
    @veomyr 5 років тому +4

    It's kind of silly how happy I get when I see notifications for a new Boris video.
    Happy holidays everyone~

  • @sloth210983
    @sloth210983 4 роки тому +30

    Boris: ""Because everybody know, Boris' cooking is the best"
    Babushka: *doubt*

  • @hash1816
    @hash1816 3 роки тому +25

    He pulled out the parchment paper and i was like, "yo thats some funky lookin dough"

  • @christianwhalen9263
    @christianwhalen9263 5 років тому +66

    Nothing has ever made me so happy as hearing Boris mispronounce “aluminum”

    • @crodator
      @crodator 5 років тому +2

      I mean you meant aluminuminum*

    • @oxcide2.7
      @oxcide2.7 5 років тому

      Lol that made my day

    • @reivercaptain510
      @reivercaptain510 5 років тому

      Or aluminium as Europeans call it.

    • @nickmuffin1722
      @nickmuffin1722 5 років тому +1

      @@reivercaptain510 you mean, correctly* ?

    • @gopnik-0012
      @gopnik-0012 5 років тому +1

      Ah, western spy blyat you don't know how to pronounce Aluminuminum

  • @TheRealGenm
    @TheRealGenm 5 років тому +17

    I'm graduating with a degree in Culinary Arts tomorrow, and I must say, your videos have been an inspiration to me. Stay cheeki breeki.

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 5 років тому

      @Evi1M4chine lmao, that's what it sounds like to me

    • @aderik4m.245
      @aderik4m.245 5 років тому +1

      @Nxgnuhv That's the internet for you buddy.

  • @gabrielbertoliniwissenbach797
    @gabrielbertoliniwissenbach797 4 роки тому +1

    Damm watching boris videos is basically youtube premium for free, NO ADS

  • @sic.4191
    @sic.4191 5 років тому +76

    Why does my Blin always disappear?
    Just made another on-
    *VADIM BLYAT!*

  • @jackrabbit5155
    @jackrabbit5155 5 років тому +43

    GOD everything this legend makes looks so damn good

  • @DownhillWong
    @DownhillWong 5 років тому +868

    When the Berlin Wall falls
    Soviet Communist Party: 0:10

  • @FishDinners
    @FishDinners 3 роки тому +2

    Boris deserves every dollar, after all the time and effort he spent making videos for us. We love you!

  • @rachellalfonso2542
    @rachellalfonso2542 3 роки тому +3

    It makes me so happy to hear how he's always excited to greet his cousin! haha

  • @jalex_comics2064
    @jalex_comics2064 Рік тому +15

    I love this recipe so much! I've been making it for Christmas meals every year since 2019. And it's a hit with everyone, even my vegan relatives!

    • @zescoot2590
      @zescoot2590 Рік тому +2

      This is what I call Chaotic evil

  • @jacobantonelli
    @jacobantonelli 5 років тому +69

    When you're this early, comments turn into live chat

  • @Buconoir
    @Buconoir 2 роки тому +1

    "Opa Cousin!!", always my favorite part of a Boris video

  • @xanderpanda1104
    @xanderpanda1104 4 роки тому +3

    Hes totally a real chef. I refuse to believe otherwise.
    Fight me

  • @SteelCipher
    @SteelCipher 5 років тому +198

    I thought boris' basic manual for living was an actual book available on weslav 😭

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 3 роки тому +13

      I wish it was

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 3 роки тому +3

      @@bobmcguffin5706 That, and Understanding Modern Humans.

  • @abitheangel9933
    @abitheangel9933 5 років тому +9

    made this when i was younger, so good!! thank you for recipe!

  • @bscorvin
    @bscorvin 4 роки тому +15

    “More integrity than UA-cam Rewind. I should not complain about it, otherwise they might put me in.”