Russian holiday feast - Cooking Kulebyaka with Boris

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  • Russian salmon log, the Kulebyaka (Кулебяка/Coulibiac) - Cooking with Boris
    A coulibiac (from Russian: кулебя́ка, kulebyáka) is a type of Russian pirog usually filled with salmon or sturgeon, rice or buckwheat, hard-boiled eggs, mushrooms, onions, and dill. The pie is baked in a pastry shell, usually of brioche or puff pastry.
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    INGREDIENTS
    Dough:
    400g flour
    5g dry yeast
    half teaspoon salt
    2 teaspoon sugar
    some cooking oil
    250ml milk
    1 egg
    Blins:
    200ml milk
    90g flour
    1 egg
    half teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon sugar
    some cooking oil
    The filling:
    2 boiled eggs (1 use one)
    100g rice
    500g salmon
    green onion and dill
    6-9 mushrooms
    1 medium onion
    50g butter
    salt, pepper
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  • @snottytoe6957
    @snottytoe6957 4 роки тому +4058

    i love how russian cousine ranges from "toss shit in a pot and boil it" to "follow step exactly or you will create a nuclear device" with no inbetween

    • @jtk5458
      @jtk5458 4 роки тому +201

      Cuisine
      But yes that's about it

    • @NightMind0
      @NightMind0 4 роки тому +156

      @@jtk5458 Cousins are too, tho

    • @trashcompactorYT
      @trashcompactorYT 4 роки тому +56

      That's how all cooking is lol

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 роки тому +162

      SnottyToe69 what do you think happened in Chernobyl vadim didn’t follow the recipe properly

    • @Nostalgieletsplays
      @Nostalgieletsplays 4 роки тому +48

      Blacck0ut17 VADIM BLYAT

  • @yapyap5325
    @yapyap5325 4 роки тому +2684

    "But I just pronounce it......
    Correctly"
    One of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @Demon_Umbreon0666
      @Demon_Umbreon0666 4 роки тому +94

      Aluminuminum.

    • @regansikola5990
      @regansikola5990 4 роки тому +32

      @@Demon_Umbreon0666 as he said, correctly

    • @readman010
      @readman010 4 роки тому +18

      Fun story, he's actually from Uruguay and the accent is fake
      Nah jk, he's the slav king, AN'U, CHEEKI BRREKI' IV DAMKE

    • @meetjeric
      @meetjeric 4 роки тому +15

      he even pronounced aluminimuminum

    • @Sergio-rl8wb
      @Sergio-rl8wb 4 роки тому +2

      Chris Readman People from Uruguay are Slavs (sarcasm).

  • @detritus10001
    @detritus10001 4 роки тому +6134

    The kid deserves every damn penny. He's busted his ass for years making us laugh, and knocking down international walls to bring us all together. Bravo, sir. Keep up the great work, and thank you for the laughs. Peace be with you.

    • @jarl_filip2617
      @jarl_filip2617 4 роки тому +333

      Who you calling kid blyat!?!

    • @user-oh6il6bm9p
      @user-oh6il6bm9p 4 роки тому +82

      @@Prismate tsar* also russian words dont make you sound russian, you sound like s moron

    • @TheDJBrojo
      @TheDJBrojo 4 роки тому +98

      Alan Xiao bro let the boy make his joke

    • @ok-wh6zh
      @ok-wh6zh 4 роки тому +30

      Alan Xiao LMAO you know Boris isn't Russian either

    • @edwardwong9599
      @edwardwong9599 4 роки тому +10

      Cyblat kid?

  • @NeonStreaks
    @NeonStreaks 3 роки тому +1551

    8:19 I can't believe after all these years. Boris still loves the fan-art I made of him so much that he is using it on a water bottle. That's the best feeling in the world omg.

    • @LegioEbur
      @LegioEbur 3 роки тому +143

      You made that? Blin it is good!

    • @hanaboskova
      @hanaboskova 3 роки тому +44

      Thats no water bottle :D

    • @lordazn
      @lordazn 3 роки тому +59

      @@hanaboskova to a true eastern slav it is.

    • @Zeph_
      @Zeph_ 3 роки тому +9

      @@lordazn That is Slovakian alcohol drink

    • @e7danny7m
      @e7danny7m 3 роки тому

      can u just stfu ? all of u idiots sayis the same thing in comments ur not the first to say this and u know this ,i made that i made that...nothing real

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix 4 роки тому +715

    "Not worry about this overflowing. This is... This is art."
    The way he said "art" broke me. XD
    Sounded almost distressed.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 роки тому +13

      I wonder if he was mocking modern "art" when he said """ART""" lol

    • @bowlcutnationalist5865
      @bowlcutnationalist5865 4 роки тому +24

      @@NODnuke45 "Modern art" is just a money laundering scheme. That's why a banana taped to a wall can sell for over 7,500,000 Rubles. It has nothing to do with the "art" itself.

    • @tatotiteta
      @tatotiteta 4 роки тому +1

      It was cut perfectly aswell

    • @tater6364
      @tater6364 4 роки тому

      @Daniel Lim this nearly killed me lmaoo

  • @FajaRathalos
    @FajaRathalos 4 роки тому +4929

    The warmest place in siberia also known the refrigerator- boris 2019

    • @kat3325
      @kat3325 4 роки тому +74

      FajaRathalos in fact, it is true

    • @Trumps
      @Trumps 4 роки тому +7

      lool

    • @thegeekno72
      @thegeekno72 4 роки тому +68

      In Antarctica bases they need to heat up the food storage

    • @bergkatze3186
      @bergkatze3186 4 роки тому +17

      the back part of the fridge right?? you know because it heats up that's why its warm :^/

    • @telegramsam
      @telegramsam 4 роки тому +78

      @Watchmasterofkrieg So your food doesn't *freeze* (true fact!)

  • @bhaskarbharali5853
    @bhaskarbharali5853 4 роки тому +1265

    I want a crossover episode between Gordon Ramsay and Comrade Boris.

    • @RedChaosScrungle
      @RedChaosScrungle 3 роки тому +87

      IDK if he could handle being destroyed like an absolutle professional like that, I think Gordon will just keep to himself for his own sake.

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 3 роки тому +74

      @@RedChaosScrungle Most of the anger Gordon shows is usually just for show or in a fast paced kitchen floor. He's a pretty chill guy ngl.
      Besides, one usually caters to the rich debils, the other deigns to show wisdom to financially impaired gopniks and college students.

    • @RedChaosScrungle
      @RedChaosScrungle 3 роки тому +48

      @@inciacci549 You seem to have misunderstood the joke, the joke wasn't that Gordon would be angry and destroy Boris, the joke was that Boris is the professional and Gordon's dignity would be destroyed by even crossing over with Boris.

    • @chainsawpanda2
      @chainsawpanda2 3 роки тому +16

      Still waiting on the Aloona x Boris cooking video

    • @YF23BlackWidowll
      @YF23BlackWidowll 2 роки тому +3

      @@chainsawpanda2 a love story?

  • @Hirundo-demersalis
    @Hirundo-demersalis 4 роки тому +769

    I love how when it come to cooking you’re basically just Slavic HowToBasic, except less eggs and the recipes actually turn out to be a success.

    • @xreingharzx7593
      @xreingharzx7593 4 роки тому +12

      Ravesti except the cheese lol

    • @anuvav9524
      @anuvav9524 4 роки тому +24

      Do NOT compare the slavking with anyone else....
      All hail the Slav King boris

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 3 роки тому +7

      Except some mayonese

    • @hsc894
      @hsc894 3 роки тому +3

      @@anuvav9524 Slavaboo detected. And besides, idolizing is bad.

    • @LinhNguyen-my5my
      @LinhNguyen-my5my 3 роки тому +10

      Wow compare Boris channel with howtobasic is like compare the number one wagyu 5a steak with a random dog shit on street

  • @temmie625
    @temmie625 4 роки тому +453

    Boris is the first person I've heard pronounce aluminuminiuminumuminumunum correctly

    • @Demon_Slayer213
      @Demon_Slayer213 Рік тому +10

      I just say foil.

    • @ExAid010
      @ExAid010 10 місяців тому +5

      He perfected both American (Aluminum) and British (Aluminium) in 1 form :))

    • @ekinkus795
      @ekinkus795 4 місяці тому

      As a chemist i can confirm

  • @jason_x_90
    @jason_x_90 4 роки тому +411

    Salmon: "we're safe this year". Boris: *patreon money*. Salmon: "blyat".

    • @Evan8243.
      @Evan8243. 4 роки тому

      islanddoc90 lol

    • @SynthwaveJade
      @SynthwaveJade 4 роки тому +6

      Samon: N O W T H I S I S A N A V E N G E R S L E V E L T H R E A T

    • @hieyrin
      @hieyrin 4 роки тому

      😂

  • @xolove0024
    @xolove0024 4 роки тому +786

    I've got 2 lesson from this video:
    1. "Aluminuminum"
    2. "Alumininuminum"

    • @definitelynotjames
      @definitelynotjames 4 роки тому +20

      *it hurts*

    • @Sniff86245
      @Sniff86245 4 роки тому +23

      im having a stroke reading this

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 3 роки тому +9

      It took me like ten tries to be able to say the second one

    • @mynameisrosiex4555
      @mynameisrosiex4555 3 роки тому +6

      I had a fucking seizure reading this

    • @aleksandarjevremovic1028
      @aleksandarjevremovic1028 3 роки тому +4

      My younger brother say aluminiminijum until he was 9 yrs old 😂😂😂 I gues its simple on Slavic languages

  • @nedasskerys2111
    @nedasskerys2111 2 роки тому +228

    Boris: "I doubt anyone is going to follow this recipe."
    Me: 3rd time doing it.

    • @rxzxqx6982
      @rxzxqx6982 2 роки тому +2

      did you successfully make it?

    • @nedasskerys2111
      @nedasskerys2111 2 роки тому +8

      @@rxzxqx6982 Yes. One time with meat filling and twice with salmon. It tastes amazing.

    • @rxzxqx6982
      @rxzxqx6982 2 роки тому +2

      @@nedasskerys2111 ooo nice :)
      time to practice then :)

    • @nedasskerys2111
      @nedasskerys2111 2 роки тому +2

      @@rxzxqx6982 good luck. It's not that hard. :)

    • @rxzxqx6982
      @rxzxqx6982 2 роки тому +3

      @@nedasskerys2111 thanks! :)

  • @n0kla
    @n0kla 4 роки тому +572

    Me: **adds a bit of pepper to rice**
    Babushka: *So, you have chosen death*

  • @rasan_
    @rasan_ 4 роки тому +1086

    People: how do you spend your money?
    Boris: Vadim drilled holes in the wall.

    • @mcjohn117halo7
      @mcjohn117halo7 4 роки тому +6

      People:.........

    • @sharkguy1916
      @sharkguy1916 4 роки тому +10

      Oy cyka VADIM BLYAT

    • @Verseification
      @Verseification 4 роки тому +2

      this is because they are kgb spies and Vadim was bugging the house

    • @emirzefir
      @emirzefir 4 роки тому

      Vadim was drilling holes in Boris

    • @JustinKoenigSilica
      @JustinKoenigSilica 4 роки тому

      Sounds like corruption in the eastern block 101

  • @tobiashorowitz9676
    @tobiashorowitz9676 4 роки тому +255

    explaining to your friends the kitchen mess like:
    *don't worry about this overflowing, this is art*

  • @m4gn3tic82
    @m4gn3tic82 4 роки тому +653

    England: beef Wellington
    Soviet Russia: Kulebyaka

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 4 роки тому +8

      I don't know why I am replying but HA

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 3 роки тому +14

      Well, this is Prince Phillip's favourite food according to his former chef.

    • @m4gn3tic82
      @m4gn3tic82 3 роки тому +3

      @@billylauwda9178 Darren Mcgravy

    • @katiezharova2423
      @katiezharova2423 3 роки тому +20

      Kulebyaka isn't Soviet, is an old recipe

    • @jiffey4086
      @jiffey4086 3 роки тому +22

      blin with salmon and mushroom and rice
      blyat beef wellington ain't got shit

  • @heckwaffle2363
    @heckwaffle2363 4 роки тому +440

    "maybe it just my soothing voice everybody enjoys so much"
    Me, actually here for his voice: :D!!!

  • @GraveDigger388
    @GraveDigger388 4 роки тому +584

    "Now add mysterious amount...
    ...also known as *SOME* "
    Gold

    • @MrAranton
      @MrAranton 4 роки тому

      which translates to 7/5ths of a dash and an indederminate number of drops.

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 Рік тому

      @@MrAranton basically just smoked the whole imperial system.

  • @torbenmayer
    @torbenmayer 4 роки тому +766

    I'm very concerned that he didnt put three stripes of adidas as the decoration

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 4 роки тому +33

      He was panicking and press for time

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 4 роки тому +28

      Of course he did, they're in the cross section.

    • @konzo5942
      @konzo5942 3 роки тому +4

      Dw I did on mine

    • @Yashi.m
      @Yashi.m 3 роки тому +1

      XD

  • @thefireisonfire
    @thefireisonfire 4 роки тому +172

    Out of all the goddanm recipes that could have drawn my interest it was this one. It took me like 4 hours to make it just for me to forget to flour my counter and for the dough to rip while rolling it at the last step before cooking.

    • @streletz3426
      @streletz3426 4 роки тому +42

      somebody may call this pizdec but this is experience for you)i believe that every person has this underfloured counter situation at least once in their life. just keep going with all that cooking sorcery and you will succeed ;)

  • @ruffethereal1904
    @ruffethereal1904 4 роки тому +458

    "If seeing flames, you have gone too far."
    The calm, matter-of-fact delivery was so good.

    • @5minutemovies977
      @5minutemovies977 4 роки тому +4

      Usually he tells us to start over again when there are flames. My kitchen is burning and I don't know what to do. At least I know not to worry.

  • @_ak1mbo_
    @_ak1mbo_ 4 роки тому +2322

    People: Milk
    Boris an intellectual: Cow Juice

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 4 роки тому +216

    "I guess I like snakes now."
    Well, "Snakes in Tracksuits" IS your intro music...

  • @aiko9393
    @aiko9393 4 роки тому +79

    "You look once is fine, you look twice -BOOM- there is surprise."
    Boris, you got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mishtrong
    @mishtrong 4 роки тому +278

    Gordon Ramsay: Beef Wellington is the best Holiday dish.
    Boris: hold my vodka.

    • @CruciFer19
      @CruciFer19 4 роки тому +10

      kvass *

    • @_rk553
      @_rk553 4 роки тому +5

      @@CruciFer19 Kompot*

    • @ventner5654
      @ventner5654 4 роки тому +2

      This is literally the slavic Wellington and its beautiful

    • @supramur
      @supramur Рік тому

      teleporting tea*

  • @agematics1105
    @agematics1105 4 роки тому +908

    Others: Aluminium
    Boris an intellectual: Alumininuminum

    • @aderik4m.245
      @aderik4m.245 4 роки тому +30

      Virgins: Aluminum
      Chad Boris: Aluminuminum

    • @rama_0910
      @rama_0910 4 роки тому +3

      @@aderik4m.245 heey our name is same man

    • @ritafortune5464
      @ritafortune5464 4 роки тому +12

      Assert dominance by mispronouncing the the same word in different ways

    • @jcxu7636
      @jcxu7636 4 роки тому +1

      That's exactly what I heard

    • @LeBornMajes
      @LeBornMajes 4 роки тому +2

      Thats the slav's way

  • @purplefish212
    @purplefish212 3 роки тому +12

    The end where Boris yells "cousin!!" is so wholesome ahhhhhhh

  • @Superfammucon
    @Superfammucon 3 роки тому +15

    After the babushka's secret Christmas pork recipe video a few years ago, I started caring very deeply about boris's happiness for some reason.
    When I'm really sad, seeing boris so happy in this video, excited to see his family... It really warms my heart. I hope you have a nice Christmas again this year my friend. You deserve it very much.

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 4 роки тому +2015

    Americans: _"Aluminum"_
    Rest of the world: _"Alluminium"_
    Boris: *_"A L L U M I N U M I N U M"_*
    EDIT: Time stamp 5:54

    • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
      @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 4 роки тому +88

      Borislovania should be a country

    • @agematics1105
      @agematics1105 4 роки тому +19

      I see u have took my comment cyka

    • @TJ4774
      @TJ4774 4 роки тому +30

      I was literally in tears. I had to rewind it a few times to try to figure out how he pronounced it.

    • @conlangknow8787
      @conlangknow8787 4 роки тому +41

      *** А Л Ю М И Н И М И Н И М И Н Ю М ***

    • @emanuel1535
      @emanuel1535 4 роки тому +12

      In spanish: Aluminio

  • @legojack7711
    @legojack7711 4 роки тому +420

    9:47 “More integrity than UA-cam rewind”
    I think Boris deserves the roast of the year

    • @asovietreunion13
      @asovietreunion13 4 роки тому +21

      I hope they don't put him on there, as that would be bad.

    • @Dersephh
      @Dersephh 4 роки тому +16

      UA-cam rewind is a big Cyka

    • @actually_a_circle
      @actually_a_circle 4 роки тому +4

      No the best part was when he was afraid to complain because they would put him in it

  • @hash1816
    @hash1816 3 роки тому +25

    He pulled out the parchment paper and i was like, "yo thats some funky lookin dough"

  • @sloth210983
    @sloth210983 3 роки тому +30

    Boris: ""Because everybody know, Boris' cooking is the best"
    Babushka: *doubt*

  • @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872
    @guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872 4 роки тому +269

    you will know when the salmon is done when the salmon doesn't say : "IDI NAHUI"

  • @IdamDwiAditya
    @IdamDwiAditya 4 роки тому +432

    *"More integrity than UA-cam Rewind"*
    Boris 2019

    • @Francois_Dupont
      @Francois_Dupont 4 роки тому +1

      an Estonian faking being Russian and talking in English. OK...

    • @topdrives538
      @topdrives538 4 роки тому +14

      @@Francois_Dupont who cares where is he from? He is original and funny. No need to be salty about it

    • @pseudonym1337
      @pseudonym1337 4 роки тому +13

      @@Francois_Dupont He just lives in Estonia... 25% of Estonians are Russian. And I don't see how speaking in English would mean he has no integrity lol

    • @LmaoItsDead
      @LmaoItsDead 4 роки тому

      Oof Indo slav people here lmao

    • @mhaiqalms
      @mhaiqalms 4 роки тому

      @@LmaoItsDead sayang ga bisa minum vodka

  • @witchkingofangmar3721
    @witchkingofangmar3721 3 роки тому +48

    I've never cooked a meal in my life and I just tried this recipe and my family loved it. I'm fkg proud thank you Boris! (Followed your video precisely)

  • @JshamWOOHOOman
    @JshamWOOHOOman 3 роки тому +8

    4:47 Actually Boris, Your voice is actually quite soothing and has gotten me through so much during the past few months I've been watching your videos. Never change

  • @zetjet9901
    @zetjet9901 4 роки тому +2084

    This dude is so wholesome

  • @ozomini3400
    @ozomini3400 4 роки тому +1658

    "Boris cooking is best"
    His babushka: *Press X to doubt*

  • @kanmeridoc1784
    @kanmeridoc1784 4 роки тому +67

    Y'know, I'd buy the Basic Manual for Living written by Boris. I think it'd give me a lot of laughs. I was kinda sad to see it wasn't in your merch store.

  • @kaimerry1587
    @kaimerry1587 2 роки тому +8

    this video precisely captures that christmas excitement that is so often neglected in modern christmas stories.

  • @hellohooman6312
    @hellohooman6312 4 роки тому +1141

    “Aluminuminum”
    - Boris

  • @DownhillWong
    @DownhillWong 4 роки тому +869

    When the Berlin Wall falls
    Soviet Communist Party: 0:10

  • @chromaticturtle8657
    @chromaticturtle8657 3 роки тому +21

    somthing about boris during the holidays is so wholesome, watching these vids really makes you forget about the shitshow that is 2020

  • @rylanfersieck2171
    @rylanfersieck2171 4 роки тому +59

    "maybe its just my soothing voice that everybody enjoy so much"
    well your not wrong, if I want to watch comething but cant find something to watch i go to life of boris cooking

  • @NoNo-qn9po
    @NoNo-qn9po 4 роки тому +861

    “If you live in Siberia, just leave in the warmest place you have. Also known as refrigerator.”
    *o o f*

    • @JKRoss-or3uz
      @JKRoss-or3uz 4 роки тому +5

      Этот урод в Сибири н**** не нужен никому. голос у него как у гомосексуалиста. у нас таких нет

    • @jamesfranxx6151
      @jamesfranxx6151 4 роки тому +3

      Урьдчилан бэлтгэсэн морины үтрээнд хоол дулаацуулах хамгийн тохиромжтой газар бөгөөд энэ нь дотор нь маш их татагддаг тул гарыг илүү дулаан хэлбэрээр ашиглах боломжтой

    • @theeinertia4106
      @theeinertia4106 4 роки тому

      Wait really xd

    • @NikoSaga
      @NikoSaga 4 роки тому +1

      @@JKRoss-or3uz Н:%уя ты негативщик. Такой голос с акцентом у каждого второго русского которого я вижу за границей. Сожалею об твоей лишней хромосоме.

    • @NikoSaga
      @NikoSaga 4 роки тому +1

      @@JKRoss-or3uz Хотя нет, у 80%

  • @andrewmurray444
    @andrewmurray444 4 роки тому +446

    Nobody:
    Boris: This has More integrity than UA-cam rewind.

  • @r.e.d.studios
    @r.e.d.studios 28 днів тому +3

    Just tried making it for a family dinner. And BLIN IS IT GOOD! I have close to no cooking experience whatsoever, but Boris recipes never disappoint!

  • @ElaineChow
    @ElaineChow 4 роки тому +65

    When I hear “chicken device,” I think of a whole machine existing inside of an egg...lol

  • @lucasbareis-golumb2388
    @lucasbareis-golumb2388 4 роки тому +3290

    Music: On point
    Decorations: Festive
    Cooking: Delicious
    Voice: Soothing
    Must be a Boris holiday special! Happy holidays Slav King!

  • @petsan97
    @petsan97 4 роки тому +349

    Boris: *Cooks to the work of Tchaikovsky.*
    Me: "Of course, if any classical composer is truly Slav, it is the man who used heavy artillery as a musical instrument."

    • @QS1597
      @QS1597 4 роки тому +3

      Truly

    • @christianchan1144
      @christianchan1144 4 роки тому

      What version of the dance is this? The original is in G major

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 4 роки тому +9

      Used Artillery as a musical instrument....
      Is this like using a Chainsaw for the DOOM soundtrack?

    • @petsan97
      @petsan97 4 роки тому

      @@MURFGAMING1228 More like demonic screams of terror or meaty crunches.
      Perhaps a BFG blast or 6.

    • @AlexGrom
      @AlexGrom 4 роки тому

      And nutcracker actually sounds like a weapon

  • @Christian---
    @Christian--- 4 роки тому +38

    Power socket: bu-but the flou-
    Boris: shush. art.

  • @thewitchofgeek
    @thewitchofgeek 3 роки тому +3

    What makes me happiest is he was alone before, and now he has family over and can afford to treat them.

  • @insertnamehere6659
    @insertnamehere6659 4 роки тому +1799

    "Look at that! More integrity than UA-cam Rewind!"
    Tfw a huge corporation just got smoked by one Slavic boi

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 4 роки тому +11

      Yes, well said overused class of TF2

    • @reasonxaphn1x
      @reasonxaphn1x 4 роки тому +7

      @@Frappuccinoo that's either scout or soldier

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 4 роки тому +7

      @@reasonxaphn1x spy top tbh

    • @reasonxaphn1x
      @reasonxaphn1x 4 роки тому +7

      @@Frappuccinoo spy shit, pyro main

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 4 роки тому +8

      @@reasonxaphn1x I cuncur, snipers that are atleast decent at hitting headshots will be able to stop them

  • @MrStumblr
    @MrStumblr 4 роки тому +633

    Boris: "Warmest place in Siberia, also known as the refrigerator"
    Me sitting in Minnesota: "MY PEOPLE!"

    • @alexmashkin863
      @alexmashkin863 4 роки тому +55

      It’s actually very warm inside most houses in Siberia, now I’m wearing only my boxers looking out of the window with about minus 30 Celsius outside :-) On the other hand we do have a lot of jokes about fridge being a warmest place available :-)

    • @randomchild8420
      @randomchild8420 4 роки тому +5

      Alex Mashkin How warm is it inside?

    • @alexmashkin863
      @alexmashkin863 4 роки тому +19

      America If it’s a joke, sorry I don’t get it. Must be a language barrier. If it’s a genuine question - in most houses it’s plus 25 Celsius in the winter, depends on wether there are controls, how the central heating units are working, the type of house and so on. It gets cooler for a short time in spring and autumn when nights are still rather cold and central heating is off already

    • @randomchild8420
      @randomchild8420 4 роки тому +3

      Alex Mashkin Okay

    • @rikosaikawa9024
      @rikosaikawa9024 4 роки тому +5

      Finland laughs at both

  • @bscorvin
    @bscorvin 3 роки тому +14

    “More integrity than UA-cam Rewind. I should not complain about it, otherwise they might put me in.”

  • @jalex_comics2064
    @jalex_comics2064 Рік тому +15

    I love this recipe so much! I've been making it for Christmas meals every year since 2019. And it's a hit with everyone, even my vegan relatives!

    • @zescoot2590
      @zescoot2590 Рік тому +2

      This is what I call Chaotic evil

  • @issou6033
    @issou6033 4 роки тому +200

    Everyone : milk
    Boris : *COW JUICE*

    • @azazel9412
      @azazel9412 4 роки тому +6

      @Eni Gjinaj Chicken Device

    • @Demon_Umbreon0666
      @Demon_Umbreon0666 4 роки тому +3

      @@azazel9412 We need to change it from "Egg" to "Chiken potato."

    • @Arbaaltheundefeated
      @Arbaaltheundefeated 4 роки тому +1

      Only sensible thing to call a liquid you squeeze out of a cow, obviously

    • @Eeyesablous
      @Eeyesablous 4 роки тому

      @@Demon_Umbreon0666 And potato being raw vodka

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 4 роки тому

      issou r/technicallythetruth

  • @camilorodriguez5603
    @camilorodriguez5603 4 роки тому +201

    The best Christmas present we could ever ask for from our favorite Slav

  • @rachellalfonso2542
    @rachellalfonso2542 2 роки тому +3

    It makes me so happy to hear how he's always excited to greet his cousin! haha

  • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
    @user-lt6ve9ns4d 2 роки тому +2

    Boris deserves every dollar, after all the time and effort he spent making videos for us. We love you!

  • @user-vy9jk3wb8t
    @user-vy9jk3wb8t 4 роки тому +1234

    Teacher: whats the longest word you can spell
    8 yr old me: *Aluminuminum*

  • @deadlykota
    @deadlykota 4 роки тому +577

    i actually had everything for this recipe, so i proceeded to make it immediately. holy shit it's heavenly

    • @chazzer7564
      @chazzer7564 4 роки тому +25

      wait, really? I need to make this immediately

    • @fatitankeris6327
      @fatitankeris6327 4 роки тому +27

      It's like all the good tastes that *are not* making a bad taste.

    • @sglorff3386
      @sglorff3386 3 роки тому +1

      I need to try this then

  • @DonCarlione973
    @DonCarlione973 5 місяців тому +1

    You're the best!
    Thanx Boris aka "Slav King" 👑
    Respect from the States of United America 🤙🏼

  • @lElSanxl
    @lElSanxl Рік тому +2

    Liking and commenting every single video to support the Boris

  • @JoeCatshoee
    @JoeCatshoee 4 роки тому +142

    Blyat last time I was this early Chernobyl wildlife still had an even number of legs.

    • @a-aron691
      @a-aron691 4 роки тому +1

      this is too good

    • @danm1556
      @danm1556 4 роки тому +15

      They still do now, its 8

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo 4 роки тому +1

      Blyatiful.

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 4 роки тому

      Last time I was this early Boris was sitting down to his Christmas dinner alone making everyone weep in sympathy.

  • @maxihaxi9787
    @maxihaxi9787 4 роки тому +126

    Binging with babyish: teaches how to make food in calm soothing voice
    Boris: *TEACHES TRUE SLAVS HOW TO SURVIVE WITH THE VOICE OF A SLAVIC KING*

  • @jonnyboy7941
    @jonnyboy7941 Рік тому +2

    I made this last week and it was very nice. Very different from what I am used to but everyone said it was tasty!

  • @samuelirons2515
    @samuelirons2515 4 роки тому +3

    I made this for my family and my best friend tonight. Only took a solid 4-5 hours but sooooo worth it. Thank you Master Chef Boris!

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 4 роки тому +240

    8:43
    I saw you spread that paper and thought "Holy shit, did he spread that dough thin!"

  • @crescendo1335
    @crescendo1335 4 роки тому +210

    Do not worry about this overflowing this is art
    -Boris 2019

    • @Ida-xe8pg
      @Ida-xe8pg 4 роки тому +2

      He should have said modern art

    • @urugulu1656
      @urugulu1656 4 роки тому +2

      overflowing? boris who happens to be a programmer should know overflow is generally a bad idea

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 Рік тому +3

    Crazy (or sad) how Boris at the time had more than 2 mil subs and only 1.3k ppl donated to his channel.

  • @lumiaxeverine3432
    @lumiaxeverine3432 3 роки тому +2

    love Boris' chuckle so much

  • @lonely737
    @lonely737 4 роки тому +1160

    Ok I clicked because it looked interesting and I like salmon, the beginning weirded me out a little but I continued watching because I was intrigued. And now I’m laughing my ass off because it’s so funny and happy. Then I subscribed.

    • @gkalenaki
      @gkalenaki 4 роки тому +46

      I was searching for Medovik (Russian honey cake) recipe that is actually Russian, because by that time I'd only seen recipe videos from Japanese and Koreans (and they're a lot!), and I wanted to check the real thing. The 1st video of the searching video list was the Medovik Boris video. Been a subscriber ever since!
      P.S. Boris has really great cooking videos, and some of them are really easy to make! Check them out! 😉

    • @jonathan.t.
      @jonathan.t. 4 роки тому +7

      @@gkalenaki was the food actually good

    • @alanp741
      @alanp741 4 роки тому +2

      welcome to the russian family fellow drook

    • @nightelfland1778
      @nightelfland1778 4 роки тому +12

      @@jonathan.t. we've tried some as well, like cheburek. Really delicious, only a little too much onion. :) tried that again and again... yummy for autumn, winter and in the cold spring. :)

    • @jonathan.t.
      @jonathan.t. 4 роки тому +3

      @@nightelfland1778 damn, seems like his cooking videos are actually real.

  • @DoraG99
    @DoraG99 4 роки тому +152

    “Everyone knows Boris’ cooking is best”
    Incorrect; BABUSHKA’s cooking is best 😎👍🏼

    • @matthewtalbot6505
      @matthewtalbot6505 4 роки тому +17

      Ah ha, but of course Boris learn cooking from babushka. Sorry Babushka, is only business

    • @stnorocwzo
      @stnorocwzo 4 роки тому +4

      Babushka give Techniques to Boris! Boris Improvise, Блядь!

    • @aaronlfcynwa2951
      @aaronlfcynwa2951 4 роки тому +2

      Boris learns from the best

    • @NoTalentCreator
      @NoTalentCreator 4 роки тому

      Обожаю пирожки своей бабушки.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 4 роки тому

      Boris is his own Grandma!

  • @oscarbusta9623
    @oscarbusta9623 3 роки тому +10

    When its midnight, and im feeling low, boris alwase makes my day with his cooking videos. Ill love to drink with this guy one day.

  • @5500somerandomdude
    @5500somerandomdude 4 роки тому +4

    As an American chef, your cooking vids give me great joy.

  • @austinzean2190
    @austinzean2190 4 роки тому +146

    Masterchef Canada : This is your Challenge
    Boris: That’s not a challenge. That’s Christmas

  • @Amaranthos2
    @Amaranthos2 4 роки тому +131

    3:21 - Slavic babble attempting to describe how to identify an egg 10/10
    Also
    People really complain about the Patreon thing? I mean blyat...if I give you money labelled "for gas," but you don't need gas you need food instead, I'm not gonna shoot you for using the gas money for food...too many Vadims in the world cyka

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 4 роки тому +2

      Amen and amen. If you give a tithe unto the Slav King, it is his to do with as he sees fit!

  • @Buconoir
    @Buconoir 2 роки тому +1

    "Opa Cousin!!", always my favorite part of a Boris video

  • @yasya9439
    @yasya9439 3 роки тому

    Thank you Boris! Have a great New Year. 🎄

  • @RemiScutlet
    @RemiScutlet 4 роки тому +172

    "More integrity then youtube rewind"
    Do they even have any anymore?

    • @wzr3293
      @wzr3293 4 роки тому

      But hey no congratulations

  • @infernogaming4788
    @infernogaming4788 4 роки тому +97

    I love how he got glued the ornaments on the tree instead of hanging them

    • @spottier
      @spottier 4 роки тому +4

      Its so they dont fall and break. He is big brain

    • @dude123188
      @dude123188 4 роки тому +8

      Also he has a cat

    • @jamesburleson1916
      @jamesburleson1916 4 роки тому +1

      How else can you decorate a tree to withstand being used in gestures?

  • @rasmustagu
    @rasmustagu 4 роки тому

    Happy early new year, thanks for all the content this decade!

  • @plaidshirt9955
    @plaidshirt9955 4 роки тому

    I'm certainly here for your soothing voice that everybody enjoys so much.

  • @simo947
    @simo947 4 роки тому +138

    Boris: "Everybody knows Boris cooking is the best"
    Babushka: "Tzevo Boris?"

  • @izakiel_phi7333
    @izakiel_phi7333 4 роки тому +125

    "Mysterious amount, also known as SOME"
    Damn, so accurate

  • @yukinekusakabe282
    @yukinekusakabe282 3 роки тому +1

    Boris, your videos always bring a smile to my face when I have trouble understanding the world. Not only that, I've learned quite a few useful tips along the way! Thank you!

  • @sukhoisu-24fencer3
    @sukhoisu-24fencer3 4 роки тому +2

    There's a reason we love you and you channel Boris. We love everything.

  • @jackb1040
    @jackb1040 4 роки тому +38

    "Now take one of chicken device. You know that it is a chicken device because [. . .] it has pointy tip on top. If is other way around it is a moose egg" -Boris, 2019
    Gordan Ramsey, ornithologists, and all Canadians just had a stroke

  • @lordlmg475
    @lordlmg475 4 роки тому +160

    "Sodium Chloride is no joke, half of the ingredients literally explode in water"
    Boris is not дебил confirmed.

  • @jinga9862
    @jinga9862 3 роки тому +3

    0:52 "To help this... Blyat..."
    It makes me chuckle so much

  • @mollusckscramp4124
    @mollusckscramp4124 3 місяці тому +1

    I was positive that this was a new recipe I didn't know since I grew up with mostly western adopted holiday customs/dishes after a certain point. But I was getting a very weird deja vu most of the video... right up until the moment where you mentioned the salmon can be replaced with minced meat and I got suddenly hit by the core memory of shoveling these things into my mouth when I was 7, while stuffed inside a frilly holiday dress at one of my relative's dinner parties.
    The flavor of the meat, boiled egg, buttery blin and crunchy outside is so vivid and unmistakeable, not like any other food I've had in years. Can't wait to recreate this experience, thank you comrade both for unlocking a memory and for this awesome recipe! 💪

  • @seanmccarthy1579
    @seanmccarthy1579 4 роки тому +45

    "Aluminuminum" the great Boris 2019 (love this quote)

  • @Kochiha
    @Kochiha 4 роки тому +201

    I was watching this video with somebody, and they asked me "Why is the Nutcracker playing in the background? Isn't that some German musical?" I laughed and replied, "Does Пётр Ильи́ч Чайко́вский sound German to you??"

    • @colleennewholy9026
      @colleennewholy9026 3 роки тому +35

      I'm an American Spy, and even I know better than that!
      I was an orchestra kid, so my class attempted soooo many times to play the Nutcracker...
      Just.
      Never worked out the way we wanted it too. LOL

    • @made713
      @made713 3 роки тому +27

      This Song is composed by tchaikovsky, completely Russian hahaha

  • @bassmanbilly1969
    @bassmanbilly1969 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you Boris, keep up the awesome videos. :)

  • @rafbi4874
    @rafbi4874 3 роки тому +2

    Yes I do enjoy his soothing voice.

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 4 роки тому +30

    Boris, before the year is out I just want to say thank you. You're to this day one of the most diverse, interesting, and genuinely funny/entertaining UA-camrs still active on the platform. Everything you do is done with a dash of humor, honest instructions, and a solid dose of genuine slavic culture. I love this channel and hope to see it prosper for many more years, assuming YT doesn't burn down before then. You even went so far as to show me how to make Doctor's Sausage so I don't have to languish in capitalist ignorance anymore and can make true slav recipes.
    As a quiet fan of your slav ways, thanks again for what you do. It keeps a smile on my face when you upload. Stay cheeki-breeki comrade.

  • @violetmoon1587
    @violetmoon1587 4 роки тому +62

    Really was expecting Boris to glue mandarins to the tree

  • @gabrielbertoliniwissenbach797
    @gabrielbertoliniwissenbach797 3 роки тому +1

    Damm watching boris videos is basically youtube premium for free, NO ADS

  • @USF13b
    @USF13b 4 роки тому +1

    Thank u Boris.... ur best! Keep it up!