Soviet style piroshki (пирожки) with Komrade Kat - Christmas special

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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2018
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    Piroshki are small pies. This time filled with meat or jam. Always remember to cook salty ones before sweet ones. Sweet ones like to fall apart in the oil and spill contents.
    Soviet style piroshki (пирожки) with Komrade Kat
    Ingredients:
    For dough:
    50g yeast block
    50ml warm water (30-60°C)
    100g unsalted butter
    85g sugar
    half teaspoon salt
    300ml milk
    600g flour
    For filling:
    400g beef minced meat
    salt and pepper for taste
    1 boiled egg
    some boiled rice
    For cooking:
    1 liter sunflower seed oil. Can use some other oil if needed.
    Serve salty ones with mayonez and sweet ones with milk.
    Good luck!
    Hardbass music in yeast clip:
    uamee - The Sausage
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  • @LifeofBoris
    @LifeofBoris  5 років тому +6869

    16:16 That is typo. You actually CAN now pay with card. Go check it out. And happy shopping!

  • @darius2640
    @darius2640 5 років тому +2604

    Boris the single cat lady

    • @bagusariiq
      @bagusariiq 5 років тому +142

      Single cat slav*

    • @kovi567
      @kovi567 5 років тому +87

      @@tek9058 0 is still 0, even if you triple it.

    • @matheusalves5160
      @matheusalves5160 5 років тому +41

      @@kovi567 Blyat you're right

    • @Noorthia
      @Noorthia 5 років тому +6

      666 likes, devil cat

    • @alexmihaigaming7129
      @alexmihaigaming7129 3 роки тому +1

      @@Noorthia now 915

  • @AndroidNoir-L06k
    @AndroidNoir-L06k 4 роки тому +2333

    media:"russian is full of dangerous people"
    boris:"now add some flour..."

    • @akaioyano8023
      @akaioyano8023 3 роки тому +125

      and let's not forget about cow juice

    • @L_back
      @L_back 3 роки тому +85

      Nick Dusto The media are absolute SH*T!!!

    • @akaioyano8023
      @akaioyano8023 3 роки тому +30

      @@L_back I absolutely agree with you

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 роки тому +47

      @@akaioyano8023 The media is made up of foolish mortals in many places

    • @AllanLaal
      @AllanLaal 3 роки тому +15

      he lives in Estonia, EU and I'm proud he's estonian =)

  • @darklegion3693
    @darklegion3693 3 роки тому +293

    When he said "Focus cyka" i thought he was talking to me for a second because i looked away from the phone at that time.

    • @TsarinaJacksontore
      @TsarinaJacksontore 3 роки тому +32

      Coincidence i think not

    • @skelkankaos
      @skelkankaos 3 роки тому +24

      Cursed Boris video that climbs through your phone and calls you a bitch

    • @guarachaJZ
      @guarachaJZ 3 роки тому +1

      lol

  • @tmemeteam
    @tmemeteam 4 роки тому +1946

    "Dont worry Artyom, they are friendly forces"

    • @va960
      @va960 3 роки тому +49

      Then catty rustling ensues

    • @nottsoserious
      @nottsoserious 3 роки тому +87

      Artyom couldn't see the pilot doing a full heel squat so he assumed it was a western spy.
      Boris has better ears so he could hear the hardbass though

    • @Vinguandur
      @Vinguandur 3 роки тому +20

      Rakatakatakatakataka BE GONE WESTERN SPY

    • @LaundryFaerie
      @LaundryFaerie 3 роки тому +12

      Artyom knows about friendly fire

    • @drawman1511
      @drawman1511 3 роки тому +5

      @@nottsoserious понимаю... (Understand)

  • @lewdpolice8583
    @lewdpolice8583 5 років тому +2961

    Imagine Artyom in a tiny yellow tracksuit...
    *_SNIFF!_*
    *_b-blyat..._*

  • @zehelzess
    @zehelzess 5 років тому +4296

    Artyom looking all cute being a good comrade helping Boris

    • @lrd.suckme4513
      @lrd.suckme4513 5 років тому +141

      Artyom didn't help with shit. He just sat around. *SCARING AWAY THE CAPITALIST SPIES*

    • @juliusseizure6699
      @juliusseizure6699 5 років тому +19

      *komrade

    • @airsoftghost
      @airsoftghost 5 років тому +27

      @@lrd.suckme4513 Yeah but that's his job!

    • @auxobl4025
      @auxobl4025 5 років тому +36

      all he did was purr in the background and I love that

    • @shpee8594
      @shpee8594 5 років тому +18

      True Gopnik Comrade Cat

  • @helenalu5165
    @helenalu5165 4 роки тому +2019

    I love how Artyom is purring up a storm every time he's in frame. That kitty loves you so much :D

    • @spookyleviathanboi3499
      @spookyleviathanboi3499 3 роки тому +130

      Artyom knows hes safe with boris

    • @Ealsante
      @Ealsante 3 роки тому +80

      @@spookyleviathanboi3499 Boris is good comrade, all is khorosho

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 2 роки тому +21

      Artyom is good cat

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 2 роки тому +14

      5:16 purrs

    • @guardsmanlars6797
      @guardsmanlars6797 2 роки тому +14

      @@spookyleviathanboi3499 and boris knows hes safe with artyom

  • @CT-1902
    @CT-1902 3 роки тому +609

    One thing I can appreciate is the fact that Boris seems to respect artyom's Independence. He's very calm with the cat and I like that.

    • @kilianfirebolt
      @kilianfirebolt 3 роки тому +55

      Hes also not forcing him into stuff for the video, when he realises kat dont like he stop. some dont

  • @sepiasweetheart
    @sepiasweetheart 4 роки тому +2180

    I love how gentle he is with Artyom

    • @McSnezzly
      @McSnezzly 3 роки тому +147

      I saw a meme that said Russians are the biggest cat owners in Europe lol

    • @Rain_Zx
      @Rain_Zx 3 роки тому +61

      Friendly forces

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu 3 роки тому +106

      @@McSnezzly Russian Federation is actually the biggest cat owners in the world. Number two is Ukraine which is 35-55% ethnically russian.
      3rd is the US.
      I have never gotten an answer as to why this is.
      One Uzbek I'm friend with said it's because of commie block high rises making dogs less practical if you don't want to go up 18 flights of stairs twice a day to take it on a walk.

    • @brrrrrtenjoyer
      @brrrrrtenjoyer 3 роки тому +20

      @@LeviForWaifu Doesn't Turkey also have a ton of cats?

    • @actualgarbage8549
      @actualgarbage8549 3 роки тому +22

      @@brrrrrtenjoyer they have only a lot of neighbourhood and stray cats I think instead of owners

  • @jessekinkman5623
    @jessekinkman5623 5 років тому +4525

    Others: Milk
    Boris: Cow juice

  • @isaacadriansandoval2567
    @isaacadriansandoval2567 4 роки тому +600

    Boris: "Everything you buy does mean a little bit of food on artyom's plate"
    Me: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

  • @lysandriah8290
    @lysandriah8290 3 роки тому +157

    One of my favorite things about Artyom is that he's almost always purring whenever he shows up in Boris's videos.

  • @tannerd9798
    @tannerd9798 5 років тому +3437

    He Protec
    He Attac
    But most importantly
    He get Boris ad revenue bacc

    • @Xturnia
      @Xturnia 5 років тому +9

      😂

    • @Armin2012
      @Armin2012 5 років тому +106

      Artyom. Loyal companion, and strategic advantage. True komrade

    • @yazi7790
      @yazi7790 5 років тому +5

      I didn't saw any ads .

    • @humppi.2304
      @humppi.2304 5 років тому +2

      @@yazi7790 i saw one

    • @marta-liisasaar7579
      @marta-liisasaar7579 5 років тому

      Someone also made a similar text about Life With Mak! 👌

  • @moneymandate
    @moneymandate 4 роки тому +2405

    You: "An egg"
    Boris, an intellectual: "Chicken Device"

  • @Angel-ph4yw
    @Angel-ph4yw 3 роки тому +124

    “It actually looks like Artyom sleeping” underrated quote

  • @that_acidic_psych_ward
    @that_acidic_psych_ward 4 роки тому +167

    Normal people: it's beautiful!
    Boris, an intellectual: 𝙉𝙤, 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙡𝙮𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡.

  • @konrads3996
    @konrads3996 5 років тому +709

    Who the bylat dislikes a wholesome Slavic cooking video with a cat.

  • @karmathegolden
    @karmathegolden 5 років тому +534

    The cat is building new Soviet missiles in the background

  • @icephysics9571
    @icephysics9571 3 роки тому +54

    Love that every time Boris holds a fist full of cat up to the camera Artyom purrs like he’s just happy to be there.

  • @DanPlimmer
    @DanPlimmer 3 роки тому +66

    I can't believe Boris made me want to cook more than anyone else has in my life.

    • @maxiona714
      @maxiona714 Рік тому +8

      Same. A random Russian UA-camr has taught me more about cooking than my mother ever did. She isn't a bad mother, but she is just pretty old (40 years older than me) and overwhelmed by a lot of other issues. And Boris' Chebureki are now one of my new favourite dishes.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt Рік тому +1

      Boris makes cooking look fun and easy. Trying to learn it from my mom always resulting in so much bogging down with measurements and things I didn't even know existed and constantly having to stop to clean, but doing things the Boris way makes it enjoyable and accessible.

    • @miskahn
      @miskahn 11 місяців тому

      Me: Someone that has no idea how to fucking cook and doesnt want to even curl my toes
      Me while watching ANY COOKING VIDEO EVER: “man I wish I was him”

  • @CandiRabbit
    @CandiRabbit 5 років тому +559

    "Small Purchase Feeds Artyom"
    **BUYS ENTIRE STORE THREE TIMES OVER**

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 5 років тому +24

      "I'll buy your entire stock!"

    • @aidenh1790
      @aidenh1790 5 років тому +9

      **I L L B U Y Y O U R W H O L E S T O C K**

    • @bleachablemoments4618
      @bleachablemoments4618 5 років тому +15

      *_I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!_*

    • @epsilon6516
      @epsilon6516 5 років тому +8

      It even works underwater

    • @CaterpolarisII
      @CaterpolarisII 5 років тому +2

      *I'LL BUY THREE OF 'EM FOR LITTLE KOMRADE KAT ARTYOM*

  • @jamesdong8179
    @jamesdong8179 4 роки тому +1993

    note to self:
    don't watch Boris videos while hungry and fridge is empty

    • @raymondhamill270
      @raymondhamill270 4 роки тому +112

      End of month comrade? Don't worry Boris has video on what to do!

    • @hoopthornseaweed
      @hoopthornseaweed 4 роки тому +27

      Honestly though. I just had a mini feast with my cousin because why not and this still made me hungry.

    • @juliassugar
      @juliassugar 4 роки тому +18

      I am watching this hungry & crying because i miss my babushka’s piroshki

    • @weskerposting
      @weskerposting 4 роки тому +2

      Julia aw

    • @juliassugar
      @juliassugar 4 роки тому +3

      doctor bright ITS REALLY SAD I miss her so much she lives in Poland but I’m in France and I don’t visit her often ...

  • @mikebravo891
    @mikebravo891 3 роки тому +31

    "Don't worry Artyom, these are friendly forces" - that was the laugh I needed today. Thank you Boris

  • @asliceofcheese7152
    @asliceofcheese7152 4 роки тому +172

    Western spies: egg
    Boris: circular chicken device

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 3 роки тому +4

      Is moose egg if pointy side down

  • @shrunker684
    @shrunker684 5 років тому +2567

    Boris made a 10+ minute video and only put one ad, truly a slav king to be respected

    • @marianneagu1312
      @marianneagu1312 5 років тому +56

      I think the video is demony.... demion.... demino... CYKA, BLYAT!!!!!!

    • @juliano89
      @juliano89 5 років тому +32

      He won’t be a true Slav if he has any money

    • @marianneagu1312
      @marianneagu1312 5 років тому +9

      @Crescendo CrossFire, come on, Who doesnt want some kopeiki, cyka

    • @andreidudceac
      @andreidudceac 5 років тому +3

      I had no ads

    • @federicoferraro7080
      @federicoferraro7080 5 років тому +5

      I got no ads (because of komrade kat 🐈)

  • @kapiskan
    @kapiskan 5 років тому +271

    I am simple man, I see komrade kat, I click...

  • @brose2323
    @brose2323 2 роки тому +8

    I got to visit a Russian deli in Tacoma last weekend. I got piroshki , kvas and pickles. It rocked my inner gopnik to life.

  • @neatpolygons8500
    @neatpolygons8500 5 років тому +152

    I'm a simple gopnik... I see Kat I squat
    I mean press like button

  • @nothingxs
    @nothingxs 5 років тому +286

    komrade kat is too goddamn cute holy smokes

    • @mattj.7756
      @mattj.7756 5 років тому +4

      nothingxs Merry Christmas Komrade Cat

  • @reijnianastarkov4108
    @reijnianastarkov4108 4 роки тому +10

    So, I didn't see a comment with the full recipe. I've made this before with slight alterations and really enjoyed it! Here's the recipe from Boris.
    SOVIET STYLE PIROSHKI with Ground Beef
    Life of Boris Recipe
    Serves 10 - 12
    Dough:
    3 tbsp yeast
    4 tbsp warm water (86-140°F)
    7 tbsp unsalted butter
    6 tbsp sugar
    ½ teaspoon salt
    1 ¼ C milk
    4 ½ C flour
    Filling:
    ~ 14 oz ground beef
    1 large white onion
    salt and pepper for taste
    2 boiled eggs
    ½ C boiled rice
    (Add other ingredients as desired: Corn, Carrot, Peas, Potato, etc.)
    Melt butter and set aside to cool. Mix warm water and yeast together. Allow the yeast to grow. Combine melted butter and milk. Add salt for taste as well as the sugar. Then, gradually add in the flour while slowly mixing the butter-yeast mixture. Allow the dough to proof for 1 hour.
    While the dough is proofing, coat a pan with oil. Mince and brown the onion. Add the ground beef to the onions and season with salt and pepper.Brown and season the ground beef with pepper and salt. Boil carrots and potatoes, cook rice, etc. Make sure everything in the filling is cooked and soft. Mix all ingredients of the filling together.
    Next, flour a cutting board and take out proofed dough. Cut in half and roll it into a log. Cut out even sections. Flatten the dough to your preference and put filling in the middle. Make sure each piroshki is flat and blocky, not circular. Having a longer, flatter piroshki will make for even cooking.
    Fill a pot with oil of choice (though sunflower seed oil in preferred). Heat oil. Use a spar piece of dough to drop into the oil and, once the dough ball rises to the top, then the oil is hot enough. Cook 1 - 2 piroshki at a time, though reminder that each time you add another one in, the temperature of the oil drops, so I suggest you do 1 at a time. Make sure each side is cooked to a medium brown color before removing from the oil and placing onto a paper towel lined plate. Allow to cool before serving. Optional; serve savory piroshki with mayonnaise and sweet ones with powdered sugar and honey (or condensed milk).

  • @vonBelfry
    @vonBelfry 3 роки тому +16

    Hah, you might be able to train Artyom like Jun did his cats! Artyom was genuinely curious as to what you were creating! He wasn't hungry, he was just enamoured by what you created!

  • @shepard267
    @shepard267 5 років тому +2910

    sorry boris, at this point you are no longer the main star
    it's artyom now

    • @comradechris7975
      @comradechris7975 5 років тому +80

      Changes channel name to Life Of Artyom

    • @artman40
      @artman40 5 років тому +24

      That happens with so many UA-cam channels that bring out a cat.

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo 5 років тому +58

      @@artman40 Of course it does. You see cats used to be worshipped as gods in ancient times. They never forgot that but their following waned so they hatched a master plan: they invented the Internet were people all over the world could worship them again.

    • @ExsukiOnYT
      @ExsukiOnYT 5 років тому +4

      Ok

    • @ExsukiOnYT
      @ExsukiOnYT 5 років тому +4

      We both got tachanka profile

  • @quinnlee-miller9792
    @quinnlee-miller9792 4 роки тому +2520

    Idk why this made me emotional
    You seem so...genuine, about wanting to share this recipe during Christmas of all times. It’s sweet, like you’re trying to spend time with us the only way you can.

  • @NothingButGiggles
    @NothingButGiggles 3 роки тому +10

    Artyom’s little squeaky noise T^T
    What a precious boy!!!

  • @SurvivalInFlames
    @SurvivalInFlames 3 роки тому +13

    “And wait for dill to rain from heavens”
    That earned a sub from me.
    I dated a Russian girl when I was just a young buck, she taught me all about piroshki and dill:)

    • @maxiona714
      @maxiona714 Рік тому +1

      Man, Russian girls are truly amazing. Recently I got a bit attached to a Russian girl, a Ukrainian girl, and a very slav looking German girl (probably part polish or her family is from the lost lands). And damn. I always liked Russia and Eastern Europe in general, but i swear, if I would have gotten into a relationship with any of them, I would have become a full-on slavaboo. But seriously, now I couldn't decide anymore between a model in the making (Russian), a perfectionist artist who reminds me so much of my own flaws, which I am strangely quite into (Ukrainian) and a cute beer lover (perfect for parties and just quiet, love-filled tipsy evenings) (German and Polish/far East German).

    • @purplebruh947
      @purplebruh947 Місяць тому

      I hope you didn't choose Russian one, because russian "model in the making", certainly mean she is a gold-digger​@@maxiona714

  • @NoahHerman
    @NoahHerman 5 років тому +528

    ARTYOM IS SO ADORABLE BLIN

  • @zenoox9073
    @zenoox9073 5 років тому +336

    Artyom is making my slav heart melt. Damn it Boris

    • @buranagel7827
      @buranagel7827 5 років тому +1

      And everything mkes me more depressed

    • @miskahn
      @miskahn 11 місяців тому

      @@buranagel7827are you ok

  • @SShows06
    @SShows06 4 роки тому +49

    "Tis the season to be calling Anatoli"
    LOL 🤣

  • @kumafused3140
    @kumafused3140 2 роки тому +17

    I would just like to say, I've been looking for good piroshki recipes ever since I heard of them and yours is the most legit and yummy-looking recipe I've seen so far. Thank you Boris.

  • @FolkoMagipaw
    @FolkoMagipaw 5 років тому +935

    I think Boris is just Gordon Ramsay's lost russian brother.

  • @GillesYT
    @GillesYT 4 роки тому +390

    Friend: *fails the recipe*
    Me: Did u remember to dip cat in flour?

  • @theruskik9009
    @theruskik9009 4 роки тому +49

    "here we have one cat, and here we have the best toy in the world (plastic)"
    if that isn't my cat Maxim 😂😔

  • @theprojectproject01
    @theprojectproject01 2 роки тому +6

    This is still one of Boris' best videos. Truly Peak Slav.

  • @jimbynewchron2901
    @jimbynewchron2901 5 років тому +255

    Seeing Boris interact with Artyom is adorable.

  • @checkmyplaylist6879
    @checkmyplaylist6879 5 років тому +399

    *gopnik found the Russian cat known as Rasputin*

    • @Mcg-fx9rb
      @Mcg-fx9rb 5 років тому +4

      Check My Playlist his name is artyom

    • @Ryan-ti4qu
      @Ryan-ti4qu 5 років тому +5

      Raskittin

    • @skeletonjack5894
      @skeletonjack5894 5 років тому +3

      my cat is nicknamed Rasputin because he survived my dad's cooking (it is damn near toxic)

    • @sapnupuas1990
      @sapnupuas1990 5 років тому +2

      Check My Playlist
      Catsputin

    • @deanthebakedbean5159
      @deanthebakedbean5159 5 років тому +5

      *_RA RA RASPUTIN_*
      *_LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN_*

  • @Buconoir
    @Buconoir Рік тому +2

    I love how this video show up all the time for me now. I need Artyom showing up once in a while.

  • @beastly6243
    @beastly6243 3 роки тому +13

    “Two million people are watching”
    He got 2.6 million... he’s a prophet

  • @Bmoney902
    @Bmoney902 4 роки тому +270

    I love how much Boris loves Artyom 😭

    • @DeeMolition
      @DeeMolition 3 роки тому +22

      Don't you know Russians are very sentimental? They are called "quiet Italians," although it's clear from the problems with the neighbors that Boris and Anatoly aren't very quiet!

    • @nonamez9293
      @nonamez9293 3 роки тому +2

      @@DeeMolition wow now i know and now , i see that i'm like Russians

    • @DeeMolition
      @DeeMolition 2 роки тому +5

      @@nonamez9293 then you're really awesome!

    • @maxiona714
      @maxiona714 Рік тому +3

      @@DeeMolition really? Damn, and here are western movies depicting them as brutes. They sure didn't have it easy and needed to adapt, but I never lost faith in the good spirit of many Russians.

  • @YourCitizen
    @YourCitizen 5 років тому +632

    Come for the cat, stay for the cat :)

    • @jimch.9961
      @jimch.9961 5 років тому +19

      @@mimigottfried8604 Hey, stop being a dick

    • @bostion518
      @bostion518 5 років тому +14

      @@mimigottfried8604 What is wrong with you?

    • @itsjohndell
      @itsjohndell 5 років тому +3

      it was a troll account, reported the comment and it was removed.@@blandgreen4135

    • @itsjohndell
      @itsjohndell 5 років тому +6

      Somebody made a very rude and nasty reply to you and I apologize to you on behalf of decent members of the community. I reported the comment and it was removed as it is a troll account. I liked your comment!

    • @YourCitizen
      @YourCitizen 5 років тому +6

      Mir, that was rude and I do not appreciate it. Please keep your comments to yourself if they are negative.

  • @claudiaficicchia446
    @claudiaficicchia446 3 роки тому +10

    This guy managed to make cooking exciting when it is usually seen as a boring “mommy” thing. It’s something nobody actually thought of, and it is one of the things that really makes his channel special!

  • @casperrabbit7254
    @casperrabbit7254 3 роки тому +8

    12:26 "It looks like Artyom sleeping!" 😭

  • @rhetthart9311
    @rhetthart9311 5 років тому +1489

    Daily boris Diet:
    10% Mayonnaise
    20%vodka and assorted slav liquids
    70% Butter

  • @dieseldog5431
    @dieseldog5431 5 років тому +331

    Wheres the mini ushanka and tracksuit for the Artyom?

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 років тому +19

      Don't worry, Father Frost is bringing it

    • @Palinghufter
      @Palinghufter 5 років тому +3

      @@weldonwin You mean Stalin?

  • @benk2226
    @benk2226 2 роки тому +5

    I love how Boris is so kind to all of us. Definitely true Slav

  • @AtomBomb420
    @AtomBomb420 Рік тому +3

    7:40 "...Forget your Lobster Dinner..."
    Fun Fact, Lobster used to be a poor man's meal here in the U.S., as the original 13 colonies were coastal, and had ready access to lobster, when expansion began further west, demand increased due to the lack of lobster inland, and eventually became a rich man's meal (unless you live near the coast, or find a good deal)

  • @UrbanNoyade
    @UrbanNoyade 5 років тому +129

    "These are friendly forces" they prolly heard that Boris was cooking again

  • @naskhwaja
    @naskhwaja 5 років тому +134

    Thank you for adding scenes of Artyom

  • @masonpasch3250
    @masonpasch3250 3 роки тому +4

    I made your piroshki recipe last weekend, and it is great! -My roommate has already resorted to bribery to convince me to make it again.

  • @that_acidic_psych_ward
    @that_acidic_psych_ward 4 роки тому +3

    This video made me happy after a solid 30 minutes of crying and listening to music. Spasibo, comrade!

  • @alteito
    @alteito 5 років тому +559

    Artyom did you eat all the
    *шашлык?*

  • @ProfGop
    @ProfGop 5 років тому +227

    will have something to do on my winter break.
    *Approved by Professional Gopnik*

    • @zilproject7908
      @zilproject7908 5 років тому

      Oh hello there PG

    • @samuell.9208
      @samuell.9208 5 років тому

      Professional Gopnik I saw you somewhere in a Russian video

  • @ihorvoronchak8191
    @ihorvoronchak8191 3 роки тому +4

    With the biggest knife you have,
    Me: brings out my 40+ year old scythe I have in my shed

  • @Cats-TM
    @Cats-TM 7 місяців тому +1

    You make me realise how much I miss my cats. Thank you, Boris, for really everything you have done over the years, it helped through the not great times.

  • @BartixShieldsmen
    @BartixShieldsmen 5 років тому +2257

    Atryom still doing good job defending motherland

    • @trx90vito29
      @trx90vito29 4 роки тому +34

      Bartix he’s a good Slav cat

    • @Free_Palestine_419
      @Free_Palestine_419 4 роки тому +58

      As an American spy i must admit artyom makes it difficult for us and our western allies to infiltrate mother Russia. That's why we work with vadim since he has access to Boris living gulag.

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 роки тому +5

      @Tachanka The Communist nyet urod it is Artyom

    • @twandepan
      @twandepan 4 роки тому

      Tachanka The Communist have you never played Metro chuvak?

    • @Unhinged_Media
      @Unhinged_Media 4 роки тому +4

      And looking adorable while at it.

  • @repapeti98
    @repapeti98 5 років тому +356

    2:30 -You set aside and bring out...
    - *THE IRON CHEBUREK*
    -the yeast.
    -aww

    • @yasyadefen1135
      @yasyadefen1135 5 років тому +3

      Goddamit, I thought I was the only one who expected that

  • @TaitLawrence-xl2xb
    @TaitLawrence-xl2xb Рік тому +1

    "MIGs flying across house, this is normal.... Oy not worry Artyom! These are friendly forces!" My heart melts at how Boris interacts with Artyom

  • @colton1325
    @colton1325 4 роки тому +4

    12:44 big boi piroshki is open he forgot to close the other edge

  • @enzizizi5167
    @enzizizi5167 5 років тому +1393

    "Migs flying across the house this is normal"
    *confused cat cries*
    "Oy not worry artyom, those are friendly forces"
    That is just... adorable XD ♡w♡

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 5 років тому +46

      Artyom wants to be MiG pilot.

    • @MrWise-tk5bj
      @MrWise-tk5bj 5 років тому +14

      Oh god not an OwO

    • @jacobhanson7995
      @jacobhanson7995 5 років тому +16

      Blyaaaad xd and owo are capitalist inventions

    • @ammoniumphosphate
      @ammoniumphosphate 5 років тому +10

      @@jacobhanson7995 uwu

    • @user-ko4jl1yl8t
      @user-ko4jl1yl8t 5 років тому +1

      вы все кажетесь западными, может быть, некоторые азиаты

  • @llaser1433
    @llaser1433 5 років тому +160

    You know it’s gonna be lit when boris takes out the pink towel

  • @chadliu5005
    @chadliu5005 4 роки тому +3

    Tbh this actually looks pretty good, kinda like how we make dumplings, and I really appreciate how its not a troll like some of his others, this actually is a possibly (probably) genuine way of how to make it
    So thank you boris :)

  • @Tiyjh
    @Tiyjh 4 роки тому +5

    This was wholesome, thank you Boris

  • @TryHardCentral
    @TryHardCentral 5 років тому +191

    *who ready for slav christmas?*
    *Slavmas**

  • @halfling49
    @halfling49 4 роки тому +466

    "You cannot possibly expect me to mix hard butter into dough by hand. This is babushka's superpower not mine!"

    • @greyfood
      @greyfood 4 роки тому +18

      Yes, I heard this in the video too.

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 3 роки тому +15

      Oof tried doing that once with cookies... I did it... But it took SOOOOOOO long

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 3 роки тому +5

      @@whatTFisThis that's why you let it go soft first or use a mixer lol

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 3 роки тому +3

      @@gunfuego xD

    • @LaundryFaerie
      @LaundryFaerie 3 роки тому +7

      It's a side effect of wielding the Rolling Pin of Doom

  • @ajarts3
    @ajarts3 3 роки тому +2

    Boris: *is generally seen as manly and tough*
    Artyom: *exists*
    boris:*kitten petting noises*

  • @harutogames9204
    @harutogames9204 Рік тому +2

    Artyom is by far the funniest and cutest cat on the internet

  • @maninthemask6275
    @maninthemask6275 5 років тому +137

    It sounds like Artyom is having a fight with the Christmas tree in the back ground.... must have been one of those western spy Christmas trees..

    • @chandranapier2259
      @chandranapier2259 5 років тому +8

      Man in the Mask he is removing the eastern spy cameras from the branches.

    • @HyperzonMusicalies
      @HyperzonMusicalies 5 років тому +2

      @@chandranapier2259 you mean Japan,China & Korea right?

    • @gabrielxd2161
      @gabrielxd2161 5 років тому +1

      He is fighting against the Big Mutant Dogs :D

    • @dagothur76839
      @dagothur76839 5 років тому +1

      You slav you lose subscribe to pewdiepie T gay lol

  • @fizia_mizia
    @fizia_mizia 5 років тому +98

    Komrade Kat ready for duty to protect precious mayonez.

  • @strikeresh
    @strikeresh 3 роки тому +2

    Так мило, мне нравится!

  • @Unlicensed-egg
    @Unlicensed-egg Рік тому +1

    Sometimes I just enjoy to look back on some of Boris’ old videos where he is so happy, his most recent videos are just sad and I feel really bad for him

  • @panduadikara9078
    @panduadikara9078 5 років тому +888

    boris we need more videos of artyom purring

    • @_loechness_
      @_loechness_ 4 роки тому +14

      2:06 that little squeak 😍😭😍

    • @nonchalantce0720
      @nonchalantce0720 4 роки тому +9

      Да! Да! Да! Да!

    • @jaffa2139
      @jaffa2139 4 роки тому +3

      I cant like this comment it has 420 likes

    • @user-cy2sd9op1s
      @user-cy2sd9op1s 4 роки тому

      @@nonchalantce0720 ура хоть кто-то говорит по русски

    • @maxiona714
      @maxiona714 Рік тому +1

      A multi-minute ASMR of just him rubbing Artyom and Artyom purring, that would be such a great video.

  • @szymon2109
    @szymon2109 5 років тому +429

    All Komrade Kat (Artyom) moments:
    - 1:34
    - 4:20
    - 5:13 (~ n o)
    - 15:06

  • @prasannavbc
    @prasannavbc 2 роки тому +1

    So heartwarming. Loved it .

  • @true_croat4873
    @true_croat4873 3 роки тому +1

    This music just brings warmth to my heart everytime I watch it

  • @tbxfgaming4137
    @tbxfgaming4137 5 років тому +161

    You see Komrade boris is a better cook than Gordon Ramsay .

    • @michaelfilimon8510
      @michaelfilimon8510 5 років тому

      Toxicboss gaming Da eta mozhne!!! (Yes that’s it!)

    • @anon8206
      @anon8206 5 років тому +3

      WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE??!
      ITS FUCKIN RAW!!!!!

    • @johnnybadboy3475
      @johnnybadboy3475 5 років тому

      British Might against Slavic Power

    • @tonyajackson5376
      @tonyajackson5376 5 років тому

      Gordon Ramsay would be saying so many cuss words that they'll here at the international space station

    • @tonyajackson5376
      @tonyajackson5376 5 років тому

      @Anonymous Anonymous sorry typo

  • @youngjaden99
    @youngjaden99 5 років тому +410

    The Komrade Kat is at it again fighting capitalist dogs!

  • @jacquessomething2177
    @jacquessomething2177 2 роки тому +1

    "BLIN CAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" in the distance always makes me laugh

  • @Felix_Effex
    @Felix_Effex 4 роки тому +5

    I see babushka with broom making angry gestures at kitty "Shoo! Shoo!"

  • @joseaguirre6478
    @joseaguirre6478 5 років тому +180

    Here for comrade cat 🐈

  • @that1connor583
    @that1connor583 5 років тому +548

    I am a simple man. When a Boris video goes up, it makes me happy, and I click. When a Boris video goes up with Komrade Kat, then I click, because Boris is good comedy, but cats are just the best pets in the world, and Komrade Kat Artyom is just so cute.
    Happy holidays Boris (And friends) and Komrade Kat Artyom!

    • @manuxalunx6522
      @manuxalunx6522 5 років тому +2

      Artyom is the most beautiful creature in the universe

    • @that1connor583
      @that1connor583 5 років тому

      Indeed my good sir, indeed

    • @spidohman6723
      @spidohman6723 5 років тому +5

      Dogs are better than cats.

    • @yiftach8961
      @yiftach8961 5 років тому +1

      true @@spidohman6723

    • @that1connor583
      @that1connor583 5 років тому +1

      @@spidohman6723 I personally love cats, as they've been, essentially, my pets sense I was a baby. I understand that people like dogs more than cats, and I also like dogs, but cats hold a special place in my heart. But this is Komrade Kat Artyom. Boris' cat. that is what I will say, and that is what I view. *Also, I was just agreeing with MANUXAL UNX with his comment.*

  • @tacocat0674
    @tacocat0674 3 роки тому

    Defentley one of my favorite Boris videos

  • @skelkankaos
    @skelkankaos 3 роки тому +1

    It's almost summer but I'm still feeling the holiday spirit just watching this

  • @nevaehanglique5168
    @nevaehanglique5168 5 років тому +168

    You know, if Boris' babushka is still around, I would love to see her

  • @justanobody8033
    @justanobody8033 5 років тому +149

    Man, I used to have a cat that loved mayonnaise. Went to make a sandwich one day, turned around for a minute to grab the cheese, and boom, cat with its head all the way in a mayonnaise jar

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 років тому +7

      Imperialis Administratum a true slav

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 5 років тому

      @@oz_jones I had a cat who ate potato chips. How's that on the slav scale?

    • @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251
      @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 5 років тому +10

      Did he get stuck?
      If he did, how loud did he scream "BLYAT"?

    • @lunamoonfang2
      @lunamoonfang2 5 років тому +3

      @@BJGvideos from 1-10? 1. True Slav only eat potato salat, not potato chips.

    • @iDUMB
      @iDUMB 5 років тому

      *M A Y O N E Z*

  • @koyore
    @koyore Рік тому +1

    Love this so.much!! Such joy! Love this kitten💗

  • @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342
    @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342 4 роки тому +1

    Who knew Slavic cooking could look so good?

  • @pokekoski6844
    @pokekoski6844 5 років тому +1123

    I waiting for: How to slav your *CAT*

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +2014

    In Soviet Union, you don’t make food for cat, cat makes food for you.

  • @shipmint5487
    @shipmint5487 4 роки тому +41

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Some slav on the internet: COW JUICE

  • @circusninja
    @circusninja 2 роки тому

    Boris cooking episodes are always instant classics.