Chicken kotlet of Kiev - Cooking with Boris

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  • @floo1465
    @floo1465 4 роки тому +4017

    when you said “add black powder for taste,” i added gunpowder and now i am a dragon, thank you boris

    • @xushandong9734
      @xushandong9734 4 роки тому +111

      No blayt that was for Artyom to protect motherland.

    • @DragonguyA
      @DragonguyA 3 роки тому +74

      The transformation pain is worth it, you get used to it anyway

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 3 роки тому +20

      @@DragonguyA You guys need to go trough a transformation?

    • @astroyeast6220
      @astroyeast6220 3 роки тому +13

      heh, the fools always mix the powders up.

    • @braydonrekart3265
      @braydonrekart3265 3 роки тому +7

      helo dragon!!

  • @TheDeath0fDucks
    @TheDeath0fDucks 4 роки тому +2749

    "Artyom looking around like is predators in house..."
    "V a d i m?"

    • @bilasmaharana2080
      @bilasmaharana2080 4 роки тому +15

      why do you have liek 200 likes but no coomments blyat

    • @Zanxiguess
      @Zanxiguess 4 роки тому +30

      A Y B L I N

    • @kami-kun_va
      @kami-kun_va 4 роки тому +13

      VADIM BLYAD

    • @Ranzord95
      @Ranzord95 3 роки тому +8

      _CAT ACCELERATING_

    • @mtwight9436
      @mtwight9436 3 роки тому +7

      Vadim: Ay blyat! *jumps out of the window

  • @breakfast3006
    @breakfast3006 4 роки тому +8049

    “Ahh that’s strong”
    If Boris say is strong, it’s probably gasoline.

    • @scanbbb
      @scanbbb 4 роки тому +114

      True

    • @thefricking5407
      @thefricking5407 4 роки тому +133

      Gasoline is strong tbh

    • @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise
      @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise 4 роки тому +214

      The Fricking gasoline is the skunk spray of the tastebuds, except instead of the cure being tomato sauce, the cure is laying down and excepting your death, if you’re a western spy, anyway.

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 роки тому +26

      Dungeons And Dumb Stupid Idiots I think even gas wouldn’t be strong to him

    • @breakfast3006
      @breakfast3006 4 роки тому +57

      Blacck0ut17 he drinks the pure essence of creation and asks for another shot.

  • @AdikTheOne
    @AdikTheOne 3 роки тому +2679

    Still to this day, i can't find any "Butter Hah" in any grocery store that i visit.

  • @nicolairosenlund7286
    @nicolairosenlund7286 5 років тому +3163

    "Artyom is looking around like is predators in house"
    *Vadim?*

    • @bertalanpollak6548
      @bertalanpollak6548 5 років тому +35

      *OH NO BLYAD*

    • @ilosttehlegs4517
      @ilosttehlegs4517 5 років тому +43

      *OI OI NOT VADIM BLYAT WHERE BABUSHKA’S PELMINATOR*

    • @vaporsouls6752
      @vaporsouls6752 5 років тому +33

      *grabs kalash from closet*

    • @skope9066
      @skope9066 5 років тому +25

      DAY 5:we are low on food,but still have lots of vodka and kvas,we havent found Vadyom but we can hear him.Artyom and me are waiting with kalash for predators.
      Boris out

    • @HorizonSniper__
      @HorizonSniper__ 5 років тому +2

      Ой,сука,это Вадим! АРТЕМ, БЛЯДЬ ТАЩИ РПГ - 7 !!!
      *Выхватывает калаш из кармана и надевает на него штык - нож

  • @blueshell292
    @blueshell292 5 років тому +3077

    "Svetlana has been waiting.
    Oy, what a nice bush you have.“
    *BORIS*

    • @serbiamp4
      @serbiamp4 5 років тому +184

      *Lenny face* "Svetlana why you so dirty?"

    • @tonim4a197
      @tonim4a197 5 років тому +12

      @@serbiamp4
      °°

    • @serbiamp4
      @serbiamp4 5 років тому +95

      we might get some r34 of boris and svetlana

    • @catmintmoon
      @catmintmoon 5 років тому +16

      @@serbiamp4 wAit

    • @serbiamp4
      @serbiamp4 5 років тому +7

      @@catmintmoon jeje boi

  • @placebo4815
    @placebo4815 5 років тому +3206

    Boris: hahaha Artyom looking around like is predators in house.
    *Boris thinks heavily*
    Boris: *Vadim?*

    • @skylark306
      @skylark306 5 років тому +51

      8:25
      All the Vladimirs in the chat:
      *Heavy sweatin*

    • @Penibecool
      @Penibecool 5 років тому +27

      @@skylark306 he said Vadim not Vladimir . VADIM BLYAT

    • @laksamanasuhendra5868
      @laksamanasuhendra5868 4 роки тому +4

      Vadim?

    • @luna_belle5029
      @luna_belle5029 4 роки тому +9

      I love that Boris finds Artyom's every action revolutionary. This is the proper way to regard our four- legged friends.

    • @MistaE
      @MistaE 4 роки тому +5

      MY FAVORITE PART OF THE VIDEO😂😂

  • @juliandavis1696
    @juliandavis1696 2 роки тому +301

    I know no-one will see this, but I've watched this many times since it came out, but never made it. I filed it away with all the recipes I thought I wasnt skilled enough to make. Its been 3 or so years since this video came out, and for dinner tonight I made chicken kiev for my family.
    I can't describe how proud I was when they said it was delicious. Everyone had seconds. I used to fuck up making ramen noodles and had to ask my mom to do it for me. Now I'm making gourmet food and work at a restaurant.
    Thank you Boris. For teaching me nothing is impossible.

    • @engineergaming3
      @engineergaming3 2 роки тому +15

      engineer gaming

    • @thermalkermit5864
      @thermalkermit5864 Рік тому +8

      wholesome

    • @Vynirian
      @Vynirian Рік тому +11

      You love to see it. Good shit, gamer.

    • @josephbotswana
      @josephbotswana Рік тому +9

      Hey man, I’m proud of ya for improving your cooking so much! It always feel so good when you can make something from scratch, and I’m glad you can do it now. Good luck in your future cooking!

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Рік тому +1

      nicaragua gaming

  • @xymare1748
    @xymare1748 5 років тому +5741

    "There is nothing better than having a breast in your hand"
    -Boris 2019

    • @datshotgun5795
      @datshotgun5795 5 років тому +244

      There really isnt anything better blin

    • @dc1939
      @dc1939 5 років тому +449

      'or maybe two!'

    • @GECKOZFTW
      @GECKOZFTW 5 років тому +90

      I mean you can't argue with that

    • @Paper7144
      @Paper7144 5 років тому +61

      N O T T H A T K I N D O F H E N T A I

    • @blacknote6945
      @blacknote6945 5 років тому +13

      MHMM

  • @iiSmexyMattX
    @iiSmexyMattX 5 років тому +1602

    Dear Boris, I lost my babushka years ago and I do not have one to teach me recipes. Teach me to make more recipes to make babushka proud.

    • @millbrick
      @millbrick 5 років тому +84

      this is so sad ivan play red rouble

    • @violetrose415
      @violetrose415 5 років тому +20

      How can a milk store have a babushka?

    • @Seytrobeats
      @Seytrobeats 5 років тому +19

      Poor comrade

    • @maggot9572
      @maggot9572 5 років тому +26

      @@violetrose415 babushka is dairy farm of course!

    • @wyom2838
      @wyom2838 5 років тому +20

      Boris is the only babushka we need

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +6929

    You better watch out Gordon Ramsay, there’s a new sheriff in town.

  • @giancarlo1822
    @giancarlo1822 3 роки тому +1269

    There is such a stark difference between Boris’s and Babish’s cooking styles for the same dish

    • @KyunChan93
      @KyunChan93 3 роки тому +170

      Boris has such chaotic energy while he’s cooking that I live for

    • @Legallyblindart
      @Legallyblindart 3 роки тому +80

      So I’m not the only one here after watching Babish...

    • @tonyfournier1950
      @tonyfournier1950 2 роки тому +7

      looks the same to me

    • @NetRolller3D
      @NetRolller3D 2 роки тому +45

      Binging with Babushka

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 2 роки тому +5

      @@nesamdoom how to basic is predictable they always cook with egg

  • @Ranpo9810
    @Ranpo9810 5 років тому +361

    He protec
    He atacc
    But most importantly
    He comrade kat

  • @argonian9440
    @argonian9440 4 роки тому +593

    Everyone: butter
    Boris: Compressed cow juice.

    • @alejandroangulo327
      @alejandroangulo327 3 роки тому +5

      Cocina Bruta
      Thus channel makes up these names or like such for simple ingredients...
      Like olive juice or pork asscheek processed
      Tho is spanish... argentinian tho

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 роки тому +1

      @@alejandroangulo327 Hm, ok. That sounds pretty neat; I may have to check that out sometime despite not knowing Portuguese

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 5 років тому +705

    5:35 *Cat Accelerating
    I'm still laughing at that. Cats on wood floors is always a funny noise.

    • @haileyh243
      @haileyh243 4 роки тому +9

      I'm laughing really hard at just the words, and the noise.

    • @steinsschrodinger8688
      @steinsschrodinger8688 4 роки тому +4

      Haha i can imagine that
      Its really funny 🤣

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 4 роки тому +1

      Acura TL GTLM my new house was renovated and covered with wooden floors lol

    • @ryang1591
      @ryang1591 4 роки тому +1

      I got wooden and tile in my house. 4 cats when they freakout randomly I laugh my ass off just burnouts everywhere.

    • @jimmyzante2836
      @jimmyzante2836 4 роки тому +1

      "I don't know what fuel he's running on,but I sure want some!"

  • @Sirbacon98
    @Sirbacon98 2 роки тому +56

    So I have watched this video a dozen times since it came out, but never had the nerves to do any of your recipes because I never trusted myself enough to do it, will probably taste like Chernobyl rainwater, I thought.
    But then I recently met this lithuanian guy in a random night in Team Fortress 2, he was drinking while playing and invited me to do the same, he's an awesome guy.
    For Christmas I was thinking on cooking something, and asked him for Slav recipes, and he sent your video.
    It took me a random drunk lithuanian guy to encourage me to cook this, and I just did. And it tastes LIKE HEAVEN! It actually is the best stuff I have ever cooked!
    So thank you, Boris, for this recipe, and thank you Lithuanian buddy for making me do it. Love from Brazil.

  • @neat4373
    @neat4373 5 років тому +1485

    His cooking videos always go as follows:
    Okay he's just meming
    wait...
    Is this actually a recipe?
    Oh my god this is actually a recipe!
    Oh that looks amazing....

    • @patrickpakpahan
      @patrickpakpahan 5 років тому +85

      Its like how to basic but actually make something good

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 5 років тому +6

      Patrick Pakpahan How to basic also made chicken Kiev and was very similar till about 2:32

    • @dankovac1609
      @dankovac1609 5 років тому +16

      I don't know if you're a slav, and if you're not maybe that's why you don't understand lol
      Im from Croatia and all these slavic memes he does are actually relatable to me
      Idk just wanna say im a proud slav

    • @stevenbotwin
      @stevenbotwin 5 років тому +2

      Brenden Scheuble this is a cooking channel, duh. Ordinary Slav cooking channel.
      I was trying to pick an emoji for my messages, but I didn’t. Cuz Slavs doesn’t do emotions.

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 5 років тому +1

      You forgot:
      Oh wow, this actually tastes good.

  • @akiyamach
    @akiyamach 5 років тому +297

    I'm a simple man. I see a Boris video, I click the like button.
    *And insides, green as reactor 4.*

    • @sniperely7915
      @sniperely7915 5 років тому +11

      Svetlana beeting his meat xD inside joke too
      Or the gopnik swiss knife (a big axe)

    • @Bruce516
      @Bruce516 5 років тому

      Gopnik Butterknife comrade.

    • @sniperely7915
      @sniperely7915 5 років тому

      @@Bruce516 right... bayonet is the multi tool

  • @peachblossom1313
    @peachblossom1313 5 років тому +467

    "But AHA! guest ingredient!"
    *YEETS GARLIC INTO FRAME*

    • @magithesoysauce1567
      @magithesoysauce1567 5 років тому +3

      *_Y E E T U S D E L E T U S_*

    • @nikolai4874
      @nikolai4874 5 років тому +2

      @James Barela T H A T O N E C L O V E T H A T D I S S A P E A R E D

    • @Balintiguess
      @Balintiguess 4 роки тому +2

      *F U C K I N G Y E E T*

  • @LuminaryCursorem
    @LuminaryCursorem 3 роки тому +21

    I literally just made and ate this recipe. I dont have words except how divine it truly taste. Probably the most fattening thing I've ever made as well.
    I implore everyone to make this dish!

  • @dividale2821
    @dividale2821 4 роки тому +890

    Alternative title: Cooking chicken kotlet but Boris gets progressively drunker

    • @yourfriend8052
      @yourfriend8052 4 роки тому +37

      Kvass contain very little alcohol, only about 1.5%. You have drink 2 bottle to get “tipsy”.

    • @bababooey1215
      @bababooey1215 4 роки тому +37

      @@yourfriend8052 yeah but he did like 4 shots of vodka throughout the video too lol

    • @blockofcheese3606
      @blockofcheese3606 4 роки тому +9

      Leia Organa nah he Made itself and let it sit a long time now it have around 8% lots of yeast

    • @blockofcheese3606
      @blockofcheese3606 4 роки тому +8

      Finn Gilmartin and a huge shot after forming chicken bell

    • @EJDoesEverythingBetter
      @EJDoesEverythingBetter 4 роки тому +13

      He makes his kvass extra strong, meaning he lets it ferment a long time. Those shots were upwards of wine percentage

  • @oldrando4674
    @oldrando4674 5 років тому +86

    Ah chicken Kiev, I remember when I was a child and sitting down with my family to eat this wonderful dish and it was the perfect cure for my bad days, brings back memories.

  • @adityatiwari306
    @adityatiwari306 5 років тому +953

    Others: deep fried chicken wrapped in butter
    Boris: deep fried butter wrapped in chicken

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 5 років тому +31

      That's... What? How would you even wrap something in butter...

    • @itsMelonPVP
      @itsMelonPVP 5 років тому +24

      ccggenius12 spread butter around it?

    • @verychristianboi3584
      @verychristianboi3584 5 років тому +34

      In russia you dont wrap butter the butter wraps you

    • @ninjacell2999
      @ninjacell2999 5 років тому +2

      to be fair the butter is on the inside

  • @twentytwo138
    @twentytwo138 4 роки тому +42

    One trick i learned while working in the kitchen.. Instead of using the 'flour - eggs - bread crumbs' technique, combine the flour and eggs together and add some milk, mix until the consistency is like yogurt. Then you can dip the meat in the mixture, drain the excess and transfer directly into bread crumbs, submerge completely and press from all sides.
    Not the original recipe but the result is the same, only better. The milk doesn't change the taste, the crust doesn't become soggy and doesn't crumble apart, it stays compact, crispy from outside and soft from inside. It's much faster and easier to prepare this way, less bowls and less mess... And you can easily double dip and repeat the process if you like a fat crust, although 1 layer should be already enough.

  • @EnbyKing666
    @EnbyKing666 5 років тому +1970

    Boris: “Hmm The black and white aren’t mixing. Strange.”
    Me: *coughs and chokes on Canadian coffee*

    • @deathsoul2059
      @deathsoul2059 5 років тому +82

      _Strange_

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 5 років тому +45

      Don’t choke on the Timbits.

    • @NecAngelus
      @NecAngelus 5 років тому +38

      He said its not racist, he doesnt joke about that shit

    • @skooter21108
      @skooter21108 5 років тому +54

      @Irish Potato Its called a joke, ya know because the black and white crumbs didn't mix in a similar way black and white people don't always mix. Are you really so dense you couldn't pick up on that and thought he was serious? ffs... smh

    • @drinkwater247
      @drinkwater247 5 років тому +36

      black or white, it doesn't matter *SLAV ALWAYS COMES OUT ON TOP*

  • @brunobucciarati1932
    @brunobucciarati1932 5 років тому +258

    This man never fails to bring the A+ content

  • @chad6700
    @chad6700 5 років тому +628

    start selling butter with a sticker that says "Butter, Hah!"

  • @juggliuk_3195
    @juggliuk_3195 4 роки тому +45

    despite the funny russian meme and constant use of sense of humor, this is actually a good cooking channel, some of the recipes are something i want to try

    • @thatsalt1560
      @thatsalt1560 3 роки тому +3

      I have tried them. They're real and they're good.

  • @ferdo5947
    @ferdo5947 5 років тому +254

    Other Slavs: HARD BASS
    Boris: *HARD KVASS*

  • @thexpert7378
    @thexpert7378 5 років тому +711

    No, I didn't kidnap Anatoli. I don't know what he does tied up in my basement.

    • @sergeyarkhipov781
      @sergeyarkhipov781 5 років тому +15

      Как это могло произойти блядь!?

    • @XamiNaxamis
      @XamiNaxamis 5 років тому +34

      Hes looking for some kinky shit from you

    • @rafaelcompassi
      @rafaelcompassi 5 років тому +12

      "Cooking sausage western way". Is Vadim a western spy, Boris?

    • @basrengangetch.2042
      @basrengangetch.2042 5 років тому +11

      Absolute debil

    • @datshotgun5795
      @datshotgun5795 5 років тому +11

      Ay blyat I will call the gopnik army, rescue division

  • @iridiumSerpent
    @iridiumSerpent 4 роки тому +2106

    "the white and black aren't mixing, strange"
    tHAT SENT ME

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 4 роки тому +220

      “The black and white are not mixing,strange.”
      -America before 1920-ish

    • @malwarev
      @malwarev 4 роки тому +101

      @@pandoratheclay america before 2069*

    • @johanmikkael6903
      @johanmikkael6903 4 роки тому +113

      Based and Redpilled.

    • @shereehi5539
      @shereehi5539 4 роки тому +13

      Racists

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 4 роки тому +61

      @@shereehi5539 are we tho

  • @EmptyCheetosBag
    @EmptyCheetosBag 2 роки тому +273

    How ironic of youtube to recommend me this now. Hope youre doing well Boris, stay safe.

    • @dmenor11ification
      @dmenor11ification 2 роки тому +19

      Thankfully he's neither in Russia nor Ukraine now.

    • @EmptyCheetosBag
      @EmptyCheetosBag 2 роки тому +5

      @@dmenor11ification 🙏🗿

    • @toilet_cleaner_man
      @toilet_cleaner_man 2 роки тому +17

      @@dmenor11ification he is sitting in limbo within Estonia, safe for now, but that could change if Ukraine falls.

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 2 роки тому +7

      @@toilet_cleaner_man Isn't that just where he lives? He doesn't really talk about it but I looked it up wayyy before the war started and it said Estonia. I think that's just his home.

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 2 роки тому +1

      @@toilet_cleaner_man Hey I used to go by that name, it's Brayden backwards. What are the odds?

  • @Penibecool
    @Penibecool 4 роки тому +294

    "What have I done... ah yes chicken Kiev"
    I'm dead

  • @metalgoby6390
    @metalgoby6390 5 років тому +204

    This is going to be the hardest part
    *sips vodka*
    AND HERE IS THE EASY PART
    xD

  • @polecat3959
    @polecat3959 5 років тому +238

    *casually downs 12+ hard kvass shots*
    *Pulls out sledgehammer*
    *Slavic-ly*
    "Let's cook"

  • @mynaemsophie
    @mynaemsophie 4 роки тому +146

    "What have i done..."
    "Oh yes, Chicken Kiev."
    nice one, boris.
    nice one.

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 роки тому

      I don't get it?

    • @mynaemsophie
      @mynaemsophie 3 роки тому +1

      @@hajidle i dont get it either but its an anti-joke
      so funny haha

  • @pablochicome9010
    @pablochicome9010 5 років тому +157

    I would watch the Boris even if he was just boiling potatoes

  • @ohhellno7437
    @ohhellno7437 5 років тому +661

    "There is no better feeling than the breast in your hand." "Oy, what a nice bush you have.“ LOL

    • @RRJOfficial
      @RRJOfficial 4 роки тому +10

      Had to watch the video multiple times to find that nice bush part, so sneaky joke:D

    • @8.4_litre_V10
      @8.4_litre_V10 4 роки тому +2

      That fact ur comment is 9 months old just fits the bill.

    • @miyojewoltsnasonth2159
      @miyojewoltsnasonth2159 4 роки тому +1

      6:08

  • @remidickinson2498
    @remidickinson2498 5 років тому +258

    Eh Boris, when you teach us how to dance hardbass?

  • @pawsofbalance1824
    @pawsofbalance1824 2 роки тому +7

    Looks so delicious, just like every other dish cooked by Boris. We are lucky to have these useful and funny videos. Greetings from Finland.

  • @Aegorn
    @Aegorn 5 років тому +116

    "To kotlet or not to kotlet ist that slavic"- Comrade Boris

  • @wingsty6262
    @wingsty6262 5 років тому +128

    Ha Ha my babushka made this back when i was a little kid. Such good memories.

    • @pekion6588
      @pekion6588 5 років тому

      We now have proof Boris is western spy

    • @latvia1
      @latvia1 5 років тому +4

      *our babushka

  • @blazen7
    @blazen7 5 років тому +584

    Instruction unclear. Ends up with vodka filled with chicken.
    Edit : Blin, Thanks for all the Cheeki Breeki.

    • @90maducc
      @90maducc 5 років тому +25

      That is as Slav as you can get you blin. Be proud.

    • @ilickyourtoesatnight9535
      @ilickyourtoesatnight9535 5 років тому +8

      Blazen 7 I ended up getting my dick stuck in a mayonnaise jar full of vodka and chicken

    • @sergeyarkhipov781
      @sergeyarkhipov781 5 років тому +2

      @@90maducc That's desired result ;-)

    • @vanillaicecream2385
      @vanillaicecream2385 5 років тому +6

      he forgot bay leaf im very sad

    • @akiyamach
      @akiyamach 5 років тому +5

      I think you mean instructions nuclear.

  • @acecadet2587
    @acecadet2587 3 роки тому +213

    "'Why too much onion into soup Mr. Boris.' *SNORT* Western spy."
    The only appropriate response to any complaints about the amount of garlic in anything

    • @trentlindsey7401
      @trentlindsey7401 3 роки тому +3

      What about if people say there isnt enough?

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 3 роки тому +5

      @@trentlindsey7401 Be wary - they may be particularly well-trained Western spies.

    • @nasuegaming1255
      @nasuegaming1255 3 роки тому

      @@trentlindsey7401 wait are you a western spy. What's the capital of the USA? (To prove your not)

    • @fredmedrano6584
      @fredmedrano6584 3 роки тому

      @@nasuegaming1255 new york

    • @nasuegaming1255
      @nasuegaming1255 3 роки тому

      @@fredmedrano6584 western spy!

  • @doctorgaming8791
    @doctorgaming8791 5 років тому +123

    Komrad cat was enjoying his food so much he thought he teleported into the metro.

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 5 років тому +94

    5:52 That is the most fatherly wholesome laugh I ever heard! I love it :D

  • @bromisovalum8417
    @bromisovalum8417 4 роки тому +39

    I love this channel. Normally I'm sick and tired of cooking channels and TV shows, but I can't get enough of this one.

  • @itsHanibee
    @itsHanibee 2 роки тому +24

    stay safe boris, we miss you already ❤️

  • @AyyHotDogS
    @AyyHotDogS 5 років тому +411

    But Boris , where can we get "Butter Hah!" ?

    • @RoseStrohm
      @RoseStrohm 5 років тому +45

      You thought it was a "It was me, Dio" meme, but it was BUTTER, HAH!

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 років тому +7

      if you ened to ask, then you are not slav, and thus not worhty of BUTTER HAH

    • @conni4518
      @conni4518 5 років тому +1

      Derek Strohm good one

    • @carterrissmiller2510
      @carterrissmiller2510 5 років тому +2

      the Cheeki Breeki Babushka Backyard Shop

    • @randomkiddoscrewinaround2177
      @randomkiddoscrewinaround2177 3 роки тому

      Slap some milk until it takes shape

  • @stalker4474
    @stalker4474 5 років тому +312

    Soviet chef preparing meals for Stalin's breakfast
    (Circa, 1945, colorized)

    • @xr-nm4nb
      @xr-nm4nb 5 років тому +10

      Sniper Stalker he was later executed for treason Stalin does not like kotlet

  • @suspostor1257
    @suspostor1257 5 років тому +508

    5:35 **cat accelerating** 😂

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 5 років тому +8

      That further extended my laugh fit from the large breast part

    • @mateuszodrzywoek8658
      @mateuszodrzywoek8658 5 років тому

      @@johngancarcik5682 what about the mixing the egg produce

    • @kittyfox2o441
      @kittyfox2o441 5 років тому

      *69 likes*

    • @probablylucky6671
      @probablylucky6671 5 років тому +2

      @@johngancarcik5682 "I have to admit, there is nothing like *feeling the breast in your h-"*

  • @RoxYgen03
    @RoxYgen03 2 роки тому +16

    Today I make chicken Kiev. I hope you and yours are staying safe. I love you Boris. 💜

  • @3mar00ss6
    @3mar00ss6 5 років тому +278

    America: puts oil and grease in every thing
    Russia: *HOLD MY KVASS*

    • @illarebro2953
      @illarebro2953 5 років тому +17

      Russia? Kotleta of *Kiev*

    • @julian23561
      @julian23561 5 років тому +15

      you said oil in comment.
      SECURE THE AREA, LIBERATE THE PEOPLE, GRANT THEM *FREEDOM*

    • @julian23561
      @julian23561 5 років тому +5

      @Gaming Dude what did you say?
      GAMING DUDE HAS OIL, SEND IN THE TANKS!

    • @Tstahl962
      @Tstahl962 5 років тому +4

      @@julian23561 I diagnose your country with terror

    • @ГригорийШумков-ш9з
      @ГригорийШумков-ш9з 5 років тому

      @@illarebro2953 when they came up with a recipe - Kiev was Russian

  • @NurseAkali
    @NurseAkali 5 років тому +214

    Boris, the only human on Earth that has a flip phone in 2019.
    That's a slav level us mortals cannot imagine.

    • @entorid6902
      @entorid6902 5 років тому +1

      my friend bought same phone couple of months ago :D
      Later he regretted SOO bad that he just gave away his old smartphone :DD

    • @krysler1490
      @krysler1490 5 років тому +1

      My dad has one

    • @lakshmisubhash462
      @lakshmisubhash462 5 років тому

      I have one..

    • @kaiseranthony842
      @kaiseranthony842 5 років тому

      My 60 year old dad has one

    • @MangoJam420
      @MangoJam420 5 років тому +3

      Hey, don't be making fun of flip phones. Maybe in year 2020 every cool kid will have a slick Motorola flip. I read online that all the popular smartphone companies are cooking up their new flip phones. I don't know why would they make them in this day in age though. I guess there is nothing else that can be done to a phone anymore so they just wanna make something nostalgic. People love nostalgic even if it's not good so it'll sell well. Nintendo cough, switch cough...

  • @Ratih1945
    @Ratih1945 5 років тому +214

    Wait, that WeSlav Cutting Board is legit?
    Boi now i have reason to get my own credit card right now

    • @pjele5248
      @pjele5248 5 років тому

      Yep

    • @matheff71
      @matheff71 5 років тому +6

      Eh, it's too small for real cooking. Better get something heavier and twice the size.

    • @Woodrow512
      @Woodrow512 5 років тому

      @@matheff71 depends on how many people youre cooking for, in my case it wouldnt do, I cook for a family of 6, but if youre cooking for only you and maybe someone else, its pretty legit

    • @akistee
      @akistee 5 років тому

      @@matheff71 But does it have shot glass holders though?

    • @mudsludge
      @mudsludge 5 років тому

      Mateusz Piotrowski ikr, should've made bigger cutting board with more shot glass holders

  • @jsrdvt
    @jsrdvt 3 роки тому +7

    BORIS BLYAT YOU'RE MY SAVIOR
    I have to cook for family dinner and I said "oy me make chicken kiev" now I have found this video so thanking so much you beautiful slav.

  • @candypop217
    @candypop217 4 роки тому +547

    Boris to Svetlana: *What a nice bush you have!*
    DEMONETISED

    • @user-np9nx3fc1k
      @user-np9nx3fc1k 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂 isee what you talking about

    • @cheemsdog7662
      @cheemsdog7662 4 роки тому +40

      7:11 svetlana why you so dirty
      youtube: AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @PexiTheBuilder
      @PexiTheBuilder 4 роки тому +28

      In Finnish TV-news after some news about bushes
      Man anchor: "So, is your bush trimmed?"
      Woman anchor: *looks down, say nothing*

    • @jimmyzante2836
      @jimmyzante2836 4 роки тому +10

      @@cheemsdog7662 *OOF SIZE LARGE*

    • @PexiTheBuilder
      @PexiTheBuilder 4 роки тому +5

      @patrick howard clip doesn't include news part, but probably trimming bushes to sculptures.

  • @NatilCort
    @NatilCort 4 роки тому +213

    Boris: drinks every 2 minutes
    (11 minutes later)
    Boris: And finally we did it commrades! Mm tastes good, so good, EvEryTHiNg *GooD*

    • @yldmeme5500
      @yldmeme5500 4 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 4 роки тому +1

      EVERYTHING IS GORGEOUS
      YEA VODKAAAHH!!!!

    • @egonieser
      @egonieser 4 роки тому +2

      Kvass is not alcoholic, but the "extra strong" one with added vodka is, however xD
      I miss Kvass, it's the traditional drink of my home country aswell. It's made basically the same as beer minus the alcohol long before non-alcoholic beers were a thing. It tastes so damn nice. Malty. Sweet. Like a mixture of mead and beer.

  • @benvierrisidu8248
    @benvierrisidu8248 5 років тому +129

    *First time in the history of UA-cam Channel , Boris used chicken instead of pork and beef !*

  • @GeoSebastians
    @GeoSebastians 3 роки тому +2

    This is the kinda content I've grown to appreciate from Boris! Thank you very much for giving us this for practically free.
    And I really think I should try this at home. Really inspired by your cooking.

  • @xm1193
    @xm1193 5 років тому +37

    Look at Artyom!! He got so big!! Like big Slav panther!!

  • @mod.ts76
    @mod.ts76 5 років тому +161

    But Boris, where is the bay leaf?

    • @bigjoesrestaurantofmacachi4053
      @bigjoesrestaurantofmacachi4053 5 років тому

      Takeshi Nakazato he flicked it off when he started to eat it

    • @nicolasaeilkema1349
      @nicolasaeilkema1349 5 років тому +4

      That was parsley, not bay leaf...
      Traitor of motherland reported to НКВД.

    • @ksi3822
      @ksi3822 5 років тому

      Only true slavs could see it

    • @bigjoesrestaurantofmacachi4053
      @bigjoesrestaurantofmacachi4053 5 років тому

      nicolasaeilkema 05 ты дурак, как ты не увидел лавровый лист, и как ты смеешь сообщать о своем командире! Вас отправят в ГУЛАГ немедленно! ty durak, kak ty ne uvidel lavrovyy list, i kak ty smeyesh' soobshchat' o svoyem komandire! Vas otpravyat v GULAG nemedlenno!

  • @williamli0722
    @williamli0722 5 років тому +94

    “Why so much onion Mister Boris?”
    Boris: “western spy”
    Lol

  • @Superbouncybubble
    @Superbouncybubble 5 місяців тому +2

    Greetings from the american south! I made this tonight guided by my slav ancestry. Im drunk as a skunk but my guests were suitably impressed by the meal so I will call it another boris success :)

  • @Kingofgondor34634
    @Kingofgondor34634 5 років тому +256

    I can't stop laughing
    These videos are educational and funny

  • @Robb1977
    @Robb1977 5 років тому +97

    6:42 eggs reward you for breaking open with one hand by smiling back at you.

  • @chibichan7969
    @chibichan7969 5 років тому +2519

    Top 10 cooks Gordon Ramsay is to afraid to battle
    edit: thank you all guys these are the most likes i have gotton on a comment ever int just 2 days

    • @dnk6505
      @dnk6505 5 років тому +16

      Why would gordan Ramsey feel convenient going agansed boris bylat

    • @antonioussykas4140
      @antonioussykas4140 5 років тому +37

      THIS MAYONNAISE IS RAW!

    • @bcrandomxson5974
      @bcrandomxson5974 5 років тому

      280

    • @Hmfuck
      @Hmfuck 5 років тому +5

      Or Svetlava @BLIN

    • @nicholasromanov4447
      @nicholasromanov4447 5 років тому +13

      Gordon Ramsay would turn into Гордон after getting tips from Boris.

  • @laurencecrisostomo9451
    @laurencecrisostomo9451 4 роки тому +2

    I love it that even how messy the preparation was, the final productturned out to be fantastic.

  • @natsuhappy999
    @natsuhappy999 5 років тому +68

    Took me a second, but that "Deep fried butter, wrapped in chicken" simultaneously made me choke on my
    food and blow my mind at the same time.

  • @annemarie8493
    @annemarie8493 5 років тому +223

    4:25 Now I understand why you don't have time to upload more often! 😘

    • @jamesramirez85
      @jamesramirez85 5 років тому +41

      So we are not the only 2 milion lovers of boris?!!? Blyat......

    • @dunrossb
      @dunrossb 5 років тому +58

      Boris getting some cheeki breeki

    • @alexbanu5621
      @alexbanu5621 5 років тому +7

      @@dunrossb lol

    • @ceiling771
      @ceiling771 5 років тому +14

      ikr yummy pickles

    • @annemarie8493
      @annemarie8493 5 років тому +21

      LOL Boris proudly presents:
      Miss Oksana PickleHand!
      I'm happy for him! Only hoping she wants to share. OUR slav king 😍

  • @payutphanudom
    @payutphanudom 5 років тому +22

    Finally a cooking show

  • @walkwithyourtomorrow5027
    @walkwithyourtomorrow5027 3 роки тому +95

    (coming here after watching Babish make it) We now know where Vadim sells Boris' "borrowed" things. Babish is the western spy confirmed!

  • @jakecarroll9500
    @jakecarroll9500 5 років тому +26

    "IS BUTTER HAH!!!"
    Oh Boris, I love your humor.

  • @ceoofbaseddepartment5670
    @ceoofbaseddepartment5670 5 років тому +347

    I watched in 144p for the full slav experience😁

    • @NazwaBricksZajeta
      @NazwaBricksZajeta 5 років тому +28

      depends on which slav country you're talking here my dear gopnik, Poles have access to fiber internet for like a 10 years now

    • @cekpi7
      @cekpi7 5 років тому +18

      @@NazwaBricksZajeta But fiber internet won't make my pentium 4 play HD video :D

    • @aleksander3873
      @aleksander3873 5 років тому +3

      Spoderman4 ey kamrad poland it pathetic not slav

    • @xdango2799
      @xdango2799 5 років тому +9

      Poland not slav? You're kidding me comerade. We have everything a true slav needs.

    • @stephmaccormick3195
      @stephmaccormick3195 5 років тому +5

      @@NazwaBricksZajeta you have 0% sense of humor.

  • @vietbongsoulja
    @vietbongsoulja 5 років тому +1110

    "The black and white arent mixing, S T R A N G E."
    Shoutout to the 50's man.

    • @k1gewuerzmensch
      @k1gewuerzmensch 5 років тому +58

      based and R E D P I L L E D

    • @Josephus97
      @Josephus97 5 років тому +27

      @Primo Antonius DESPITE

    • @Josephus97
      @Josephus97 5 років тому +27

      @Primo Antonius ONLY

    • @Josephus97
      @Josephus97 5 років тому +27

      @Primo Antonius OF THE

    • @Josephus97
      @Josephus97 5 років тому +28

      @Primo Antonius BLACKS

  • @demilung
    @demilung 2 роки тому +6

    Chicken Kiev is one of my favorite dishes to order at a restaurant. Not only do I love it, but you can really judge the quality of the restaurant by it, since there are several steps which they can do poorly by being lazy - using minced meat instead of fillet, simply adding herbs and butter instead of making and re-freezing the mixture, not bothering with shaping the butter mixture, etc.
    Also I really recommend using white breadcrumbs for your first time and not using any strong sause, like mayonnaise. Also the perfect side for the Chicken Kiev is mashed potatoes, since you can mix mash with the melted butter.

  • @MonocledTree997
    @MonocledTree997 5 років тому +25

    Boris sounds so cute when he says Mama

  • @tom1038
    @tom1038 5 років тому +109

    I want a gif with "but no, it's butter HAH" and Boris that slams butter on cutting board

    • @theonewhocheekibreeki8963
      @theonewhocheekibreeki8963 4 роки тому

      Here go on computer put on this video. 1go to url and type gif in front of the words youtube 2press enter and use the editor to clip that part of the video. 3download the mp4

  • @richarddelahaye7031
    @richarddelahaye7031 5 років тому +11

    Hello Boris thank you for brining out more amazing content keep up the brilliant work and stay cheeki breeki

  • @paprikaboi8398
    @paprikaboi8398 4 роки тому +6

    Made it. Propably the best thing i have ever eaten, i almost cried from happiness after the first bite.
    Also, i no longer feel cold.

  • @buttonsmasher1072
    @buttonsmasher1072 5 років тому +20

    That chernobyle' river and perfect crust actually looks pretty tasty...

  • @user-zy4kp9xp5s
    @user-zy4kp9xp5s 5 років тому +47

    2 days later komrade kat is going to be eating burnt chicken off the ceiling, calling it now

  • @lyohi8807
    @lyohi8807 5 років тому +179

    "Svetelana is dirty"
    This night will be freaking cheeki breeki.

    • @nikk1021
      @nikk1021 5 років тому +8

      I think you mean Freeki Cheeki Breeki

    • @omegaonthefly1977
      @omegaonthefly1977 4 роки тому +3

      Considering an implied cameo by his devochka, that night was very likely some very freeki cheeki breeki

    • @emperorcyber509
      @emperorcyber509 4 роки тому

      what does that term mean?

    • @omegaonthefly1977
      @omegaonthefly1977 4 роки тому

      @@emperorcyber509 His "girl"

    • @chelXoposh1
      @chelXoposh1 4 роки тому

      Svetlana*

  • @gabrielmedeiros4916
    @gabrielmedeiros4916 4 роки тому +69

    Meanwhile, Artyom is searching for predators inside Boris' house...
    Boris: "Vadim?"
    For the all mighty Artyom, Vadim isn't a predator, he's PREY!

  • @ProfGop
    @ProfGop 5 років тому +238

    ahh cant wait to go to Kiev again
    *approved by Professional Gopnik*

    • @silyima
      @silyima 5 років тому +10

      When a professional gopnik comment has no replies and likes
      Everone: wait that's illegal cyka

    • @youette7002
      @youette7002 5 років тому +2

      Ooooh my gopnik friend just commented

    • @4ejlobek913
      @4ejlobek913 5 років тому

      Kiev is a blyatiful city.

    • @idontevenknow8024
      @idontevenknow8024 5 років тому

      Is Boris from Київ?

    • @4ejlobek913
      @4ejlobek913 5 років тому

      @@idontevenknow8024 from Moscow

  • @comradechris7975
    @comradechris7975 5 років тому +307

    Soon Artyom will be big and strong enough to take on debil Vadim and western spies

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 5 років тому +71

    Deep fried butter wrapped in chicken.
    American spy, take note.

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 2 роки тому +43

    7:40 that's a.. that's... a bit relatable isn't it?

    • @Taalul
      @Taalul 2 роки тому +3

      r/agedlikemilk

    • @Taalul
      @Taalul 2 роки тому +1

      It really aged badly that sentence

  • @alanruzich9625
    @alanruzich9625 5 років тому +268

    How To Basic but it's slav and finishes his recipes...
    Or is How To Basic the australian recipe-ruiner egg-waster version of Boris?
    Damn...

  • @sausageman4086
    @sausageman4086 5 років тому +151

    I thought it said "deep fried butter wrapped in CHILDREN"

  • @swine13
    @swine13 5 років тому +8

    Cheeki breeki I'm so glad you kept making cooking videos. I love your gaming stuff but davai this is the true magic.
    Babushka would be proud

  • @fonty2222
    @fonty2222 3 роки тому +19

    I am admittedly smugly pleased that this video has three times the views of Binging with Babish's Chicken Kiev video. It takes a true Slav to make true Kotlet.

  • @jaredmichaels1263
    @jaredmichaels1263 5 років тому +5

    Boris has taught how to cook better than my “Foods and Nutrition” teacher can ever hope to

  • @ayoubm198
    @ayoubm198 5 років тому +573

    hmmm the black and white are not mixing, strange

  • @reversed_wheel_of_fortune
    @reversed_wheel_of_fortune 5 років тому +44

    Ah yes, another superslav recipe by the gopnik master himself

  • @alexmassimo9131
    @alexmassimo9131 2 роки тому +1

    I appreciate the quality and the knowledge that went into it. Of course you can keep doing whatever you want, no need to satisfy anyone. Have good day!

  • @masteryoda6827
    @masteryoda6827 5 років тому +1022

    Instructions are not clear enough
    Accidentally re-united the USSR

  • @afm571
    @afm571 2 роки тому +12

    Love you from Texas buddy. Hope you are doing well, I know this has been hard on you,

  • @communistpoland5962
    @communistpoland5962 5 років тому +497

    Me before i met this channel:this guy has a mayonnaise fetish...
    Me after:EAT THE MAYONEZ FOR SLAVIC POWER

  • @trevorcarlin5566
    @trevorcarlin5566 4 роки тому

    Cooking with Boris has given me a really fun way to spend quarantine. Thank you for these videos, the cooking and comedy has really lifted my spirits during these hard times.