Herring under fur coat (селедка под шубой) - Cooking with Boris

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  • Опубліковано 23 вер 2018
  • Today in Cooking with Boris: Herring under fur coat a.k.a Shuba. It is like a salad but is not. It is more like a cake with onion and fish. And many layers of mayonez. It is glorious!
    In Russian it is called селедка под шубой which literally translates as.. herring under fur coat.
    This is my layering sequence to make Shuba:
    Potato, fish, onion, mayonez, carrot, beet, mayonez, egg
    Ingredients:
    3 potatos
    2-3 beets
    2 eggs
    2 onions
    mayonez
    1 large carrot
    herring fillet (smoked or salted)
    dill and parsley for decoration
    Good luck!
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    Intro music:
    Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
    Outro music:
    Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem
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  • @checkmyplaylist6879
    @checkmyplaylist6879 5 років тому +5570

    If Gordon Ramsey was Slav

  • @ynog0978
    @ynog0978 5 років тому +2856

    The "if you stick knife in and then you hear *IDI NAHUI* " never gets old

    • @apras48yt47
      @apras48yt47 4 роки тому +27

      PoorguyFridge 29 before it was vy kreténe

    • @fadlir6082
      @fadlir6082 4 роки тому +16

      Anyone know what is the context of this jokes? It sure is funny, but i'm curios to know

    • @benm8503
      @benm8503 4 роки тому +7

      Jake yvl I like how he did a slight variation on it this time, keeps it fresh

    • @flatroadkill
      @flatroadkill 4 роки тому +4

      same xD

    • @janhammekenbuch142
      @janhammekenbuch142 4 роки тому +12

      I fell of the chair laughing, when he tested the vegetables. So epic!

  • @Metrosmash
    @Metrosmash 5 років тому +2932

    I'm beginning to suspect that boris is actually a chef irl

    • @TheRumpelstinskin
      @TheRumpelstinskin 4 роки тому +36

      Same.

    • @joemcpoulet4150
      @joemcpoulet4150 4 роки тому +108

      Ramadika Ismanto isn't he an IT guy ?

    • @FunnyMonkey781
      @FunnyMonkey781 4 роки тому +243

      @@joemcpoulet4150 What is he not? This is the true question.

    • @thatonegamer7183
      @thatonegamer7183 4 роки тому +69

      I stg he needs to be in the Culinary Arts not IT. This guy can go head to head with Goddam Ramsay I bet.

    • @dna7767
      @dna7767 4 роки тому +57

      @@thatonegamer7183 MasterChef Boris

  • @aetu35
    @aetu35 3 роки тому +265

    "Do not worry about the carrot, it will go down like spaghetti"
    Sounds right

  • @kdude2479
    @kdude2479 5 років тому +1559

    This channel is slowly turning into cooking channel. And Blin it is glorious!

    • @dormghost
      @dormghost 5 років тому +60

      Kdude24 Cooking has always been a part of this channel.

    • @emiliathorsen9759
      @emiliathorsen9759 5 років тому +4

      was it intentional to say blin cus it translates to panckake? my rusian friend said that...

    • @Ammi553
      @Ammi553 5 років тому +32

      @@emiliathorsen9759 you are a new subscriber, isn't it? Because Boris explained that "Blin" or "Блин" is the family friendly version of блять

    • @emiliathorsen9759
      @emiliathorsen9759 5 років тому

      @@Ammi553 i got no idea what that means but i know that it a nice way of saying hoe ore somfing along those ways but it actualy means pancake and i thought it was a pun...

    • @angelopark4826
      @angelopark4826 5 років тому +13

      *Pun-cake*

  • @Defox721
    @Defox721 5 років тому +343

    The potato done-ness sounds become more and more violent

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 5 років тому +20

      I love to hear my potatos scream....

    • @ignas1lol
      @ignas1lol 5 років тому +1

      Dam boris found a vegetable dick

    • @ibrahimshamsi4845
      @ibrahimshamsi4845 5 років тому +2

      Next time the potato's gonna straight up bust a cap in his ass

  • @ingarssamins1411
    @ingarssamins1411 5 років тому +1304

    In Latvia we laugh about people, who are looking for pink mayonez to make shuba!😂

    • @kurwaman6683
      @kurwaman6683 5 років тому +29

      pink majonez?!

    • @kasparsgindra9398
      @kasparsgindra9398 4 роки тому

      labs

    • @asgrahim9164
      @asgrahim9164 4 роки тому +104

      @@kurwaman6683 Is just regular majonez, but exposed to the red beets!

    • @kurwaman6683
      @kurwaman6683 4 роки тому

      @@asgrahim9164 that's p interesting

    • @bruhmoment784
      @bruhmoment784 4 роки тому +5

      Never heard people looking for pink mayonez and I live in Latvia...

  • @gabsmcdead4855
    @gabsmcdead4855 5 років тому +220

    Dude... I live in the Amazon, and we literally have a dish called "pirarucu (weird name, good fish) on a coat" and it's almost a complete equivalent to this but with regional ingredients. I'm very very shockedd

    • @0d138
      @0d138 4 роки тому +26

      That's what immigrants are for - to bring glorious Slav recipes to whole world 👍

    • @cembani736
      @cembani736 4 роки тому +5

      :0 eu sou do sul, nunca ouvi falar. Passa a receita por favorzinho

    • @ecoluh7095
      @ecoluh7095 3 роки тому +44

      another proof that life on earth was started by intelligent herrings in furcoats....

    • @P3terDays
      @P3terDays 2 роки тому +3

      @@cembani736 É chamada de Pirarucu de Casaca

  • @Defox721
    @Defox721 5 років тому +360

    That Herring is better dressed than my broke ass

    • @schwany6703
      @schwany6703 5 років тому +1

      It is a german name, get him my komrades

    • @Ty-vk5do
      @Ty-vk5do 5 років тому +1

      Typical gopnik

  • @zsu-23-4shilka2
    @zsu-23-4shilka2 4 роки тому +534

    *_MAMA WHERE IS BAYONET_*

    • @fairyfox2890
      @fairyfox2890 3 роки тому +5

      IS IN THE DISHES BLYAT WASH DISHES

    • @chivasgene216
      @chivasgene216 3 роки тому +1

      It's Russian, so it should be pronounced Bayonyet.

    • @niveth1
      @niveth1 3 роки тому

      Boris: *grabs knife* eh, this will do

    • @lukepascoe6143
      @lukepascoe6143 Рік тому +1

      *MAMA WERE IS MY BAYONET*

  • @staeslait2343
    @staeslait2343 3 роки тому +14

    "This is not game of hide and go fuck yourself"
    My favourite boris quote at 5:53

  • @niteliniN
    @niteliniN 4 роки тому +504

    at the begining I though the mayonaise was some kind of meme, but watching slavic recipes on other chanels it actually is a legit thing, they do use that much mayonaise

    • @SlavicCelery
      @SlavicCelery 3 роки тому +57

      American child of Slavic immigrants - yes. My father has the stones to add mayo to an Italian Beef sandwich. And I hate to admit it.... Italian Beef sandwiches may actually be improved by mayo.

    • @niteliniN
      @niteliniN 3 роки тому +19

      ​@@SlavicCelery but dude, it's a sandwich, you can just add mayo to bread and will taste good, very rare will be the case when it does not xD.

    • @SlavicCelery
      @SlavicCelery 3 роки тому +19

      @@niteliniN Yeah, you don't know how seriously people take Italian Beef sandwiches around here. It's like asking for ketchup on a steak.

    • @niteliniN
      @niteliniN 3 роки тому +6

      @@SlavicCelery jmmmm, as a Venezuelan I think I do understand, we do have certain dishes here that people dare to add mayo and is just..... would you add mayo to black beans dude? WOULD YOU!?!?! sorry... but yeah, I totally get it.

    • @SlavicCelery
      @SlavicCelery 3 роки тому +6

      @@niteliniN Bingo! The addition isn't weird removed from the context. But, if you know the context it's like "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?"
      Now imagine your parents add mayo to black beans and it's surprisingly good. It's confusing.

  • @danielhammett8183
    @danielhammett8183 5 років тому +170

    I love that😂😂 ‘Thanks for supporting on Patreon, now I don’t have to make family friendly content’
    YT struggle is real

  • @rogeraydin908
    @rogeraydin908 5 років тому +198

    Dang, I should really go to sleep, it's 00:43 AM...
    Boris: **uploads this blyatiful video**
    Me: *NEVERMIND.*

  • @pat-edi-pat181
    @pat-edi-pat181 5 років тому +113

    Boris: "This Herring will not go cold."
    Also Boris: *puts Herring in refigerator*

    • @RageCreati0n
      @RageCreati0n 3 роки тому +3

      Clearly he’s trying to make a point the herring will not, in fact, get cold 😄

    • @wondersvetalice1459
      @wondersvetalice1459 2 роки тому +11

      the joke is that herring wears shuba. It is how the salad is called. shuba it is a winter clothes

    • @dr.brightsamulet.3157
      @dr.brightsamulet.3157 2 роки тому +1

      @@wondersvetalice1459 FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

  •  3 роки тому +278

    Herring has scale, veggies have peel.
    Combine the two? FUR COAT! xaxa

    • @xushandong9734
      @xushandong9734 3 роки тому +1

      Blayt

    • @motor4027
      @motor4027 3 роки тому +6

      @@xushandong9734 good try but not quite. Šie tūristi mani satracina

    • @justvolt
      @justvolt 3 роки тому +2

      @@motor4027 man šķiet ka mēs jau tehniski arī tūristi esam

    • @bulgarianiraqimapping
      @bulgarianiraqimapping 3 роки тому +1

      Хаха

    • @isimsoyisim460
      @isimsoyisim460 3 роки тому +1

      uamee why'd you comment in march 2021

  • @JayPao
    @JayPao 5 років тому +659

    *No BAY LEAF?*

  • @nep8998
    @nep8998 5 років тому +1038

    When my potatos are ready and happy they usually scream cheeki breeki if not they scream how much they hate democracy

    • @Nookimus
      @Nookimus 5 років тому +72

      I was surprised in this video when they didn't scream IDI NAHUI because normally mine do

    • @Gustavoenderdragon
      @Gustavoenderdragon 5 років тому +7

      LOL

    • @RetardTheRetard-ey9zm
      @RetardTheRetard-ey9zm 5 років тому +16

      When my potatos are ready and happy they always scream nep nep nep.
      Is it ok?

    • @nep8998
      @nep8998 5 років тому +19

      That means your potatos like the best anime that exists so yea thats good

    • @alderxjambo
      @alderxjambo 5 років тому +5

      TOP NEP

  • @Overneed-Belkan-Witch
    @Overneed-Belkan-Witch 4 роки тому +179

    Boris: Stabs Carrot using Knife
    Carrot: *Blyat*

  • @charlesvattimo4674
    @charlesvattimo4674 4 роки тому +335

    I am considering making this as a thanksgiving dish.
    “Hey uncle Brian! Toss that green bean casserole in the trash, I’m making some Shuba! No one likes that shieihs anyway!”

    • @dhruel
      @dhruel 4 роки тому +7

      Next year's work pot luck!

    • @sergey1519
      @sergey1519 3 роки тому +2

      reminder lol

    • @alekseys9116
      @alekseys9116 3 роки тому +7

      duuude you will not be disappointed, eating this every new year my whole life:)

    • @emilv.3693
      @emilv.3693 3 роки тому

      @@alekseys9116 Agreed, I also do so

  • @reynorizyalio1044
    @reynorizyalio1044 5 років тому +840

    The Slavic Lasagna 😂

  • @anmir
    @anmir 5 років тому +91

    I'm polish. We call it 'szuba'/ шуба at my home and we have that on Christmas eve.

  • @SandervV555
    @SandervV555 4 роки тому +130

    3:42 'the screeming beet' omfg LOL

    • @theastonishedone3259
      @theastonishedone3259 4 роки тому +5

      It was IDI NAHUI in the potato salad

    • @bronzaurus3396
      @bronzaurus3396 3 роки тому +3

      whats the meme called pls tell me

    • @tbvanluttikhuizen
      @tbvanluttikhuizen 3 роки тому +6

      @@bronzaurus3396 angry tank driving instructor giving shit to soldiers 😉

  • @ildziits849
    @ildziits849 5 років тому +132

    im starting to think that this is 100% best cooking show ever... so practically amazing :D

    • @mohamdmlg9027
      @mohamdmlg9027 4 роки тому +2

      BUT NOT TOO GOOD IS NOT FASHON SHOW BLYAT

  • @backgroundnpc2251
    @backgroundnpc2251 5 років тому +424

    Beautiful but not too beautiful this isn't a fashion show

    • @larwack6623
      @larwack6623 5 років тому +3

      "I unforgettable luncheon"

    • @owenm734
      @owenm734 5 років тому +4

      Seimor Skinner Blyatiful !

    • @infamousrodent1088
      @infamousrodent1088 5 років тому

      Seimor Skinner your name is spelt wrong

    • @kylerkoepke6602
      @kylerkoepke6602 5 років тому +2

      SEEIIIIMOOOORRRR

    • @UnderFried
      @UnderFried 5 років тому

      Infamous Rodent And your name uses improper grammar, so what?

  • @Kryndon64
    @Kryndon64 5 років тому +275

    Dear Boris, сука, in my town on the Black Sea coast we have a very authentic Russian food store called Березка. I often buy this exact salad from there, and it's the most amazing thing ever. I prefer it slightly to Русска Салата (Оливие). So thank you for the recipe, now I know how to cook it myself, а ну, чики брики!

    • @argir5849
      @argir5849 5 років тому +9

      Руска салата, оо! * nosebleed *

    • @ilijag7250
      @ilijag7250 5 років тому +8

      Russian salad one of the best salads my mother always make this for easter or for christmas(i'm not western spy,i'm from Macedonia Boris)

    • @coolL9457
      @coolL9457 5 років тому +2

      you cant be from Macedonia, cus im from Macedonia, and one thing i learned living in this spijun world is that nobody has ever heard of us, or if they are Balkan, they hate us :( (pozdrav od anglia)

    • @ilijag7250
      @ilijag7250 5 років тому

      @@coolL9457 a neznaev za to deka tie ne mrazat oti jas kolku so znam toj premnogu gi mrazi amerikancite oti celo vreme veli western spy western spy

    • @weirdunusualguyonyoutube.3602
      @weirdunusualguyonyoutube.3602 5 років тому +1

      @@ilijag7250 zdravo makedoncii! 🖐️

  • @sdferwte234
    @sdferwte234 5 років тому +157

    Dude... I tried your recipe... Awesome!!! Cheers from Merica!

    • @saavageturtle4121
      @saavageturtle4121 5 років тому +2

      me me Was it good? I might try this recipe too.

    • @sdferwte234
      @sdferwte234 5 років тому +46

      Was it good? It was AWESOME! Being the only one if my family that eats fish, I am able to eat all by myself. Happy Times!!! It is like Green Eggs and Ham.... you can eat them on a boat, you can eat them with a goat. You can eat them in your underwear, you can eat them anywhere. mmmmmmmmm

    • @saavageturtle4121
      @saavageturtle4121 5 років тому

      me me cool, I will try it then.

    • @dominikmagnus
      @dominikmagnus 5 років тому +8

      most reaction videos of people trying this salad were not in it's favor... especially Mericans. Good thing you dig it.

    • @jackjustvibes4079
      @jackjustvibes4079 5 років тому +2

      Western Spy!

  • @ASaye
    @ASaye 5 років тому +161

    I did not expect this to be as delicious as it was. Amazing.

  • @dexterbarlow-busch4127
    @dexterbarlow-busch4127 5 років тому +17

    I'll never get tired of the angry produce joke.

    • @NoCokeOnlyIce
      @NoCokeOnlyIce 5 років тому

      Dexter Barlow-Busch
      Best bit of all time.

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 5 років тому +588

    Boris has thicc arms.

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 5 років тому +129

      Strong arms for strong Slav.

    • @neorpg5960
      @neorpg5960 5 років тому +81

      That's because the very nutritional slavic food

    • @VeryGemmy
      @VeryGemmy 4 роки тому +27

      @@neorpg5960 and work for 5 year plan

    • @andrj8844
      @andrj8844 4 роки тому +6

      becouse most slavs do

    • @andrj8844
      @andrj8844 4 роки тому +4

      Слав бляат

  • @konstantinapi12
    @konstantinapi12 4 роки тому +19

    Ok, so first time I tried this dish I was out for dinner with a friend who was raised in Russia. At first, I was hesitant, but I ended up finishing half of the plate myself. DO try this at home! Comrade Boris, keep going! Love from Greece!

  • @rappingtoad2370
    @rappingtoad2370 5 років тому +41

    Hello boris, I just made this meal, and i am waiting for it to cool overnight, I hope it tastes as good as I think
    Edit: it is really good, and i dont like mayo nor am i russian

    • @mommachupacabra
      @mommachupacabra 3 роки тому +4

      If I have to go shopping tomorrow, you KNOW I am coming home with a beet, smoked herring (If I can find it, might have to use canned), turnip (because that's going on top with the egg because my mom's from Warsaw) a potato and a carrot. And dill. Because damn that looks good.

  • @nibbaturtle3340
    @nibbaturtle3340 5 років тому +18

    The Motherland would be proud of you comrade Boris.

  • @bLank-qn7vf
    @bLank-qn7vf 5 років тому +324

    If Boris needs blood transfer ,what do they transfer , Blood , or Mayonez?
    Privet Boris , Latvia Fan

  • @pqbdwmnu
    @pqbdwmnu 5 років тому +35

    Norway: *HEAVY BREATHING*

  • @kim_yong_un
    @kim_yong_un 5 років тому +7

    This guy seriously changed my opinion of slavic/russian cuisine. I always thought it was only cabbages, potatos and lean meats. But i’m quite amazed at all the diverse and tasty stuff he’s making👀😋

  • @alexvasilachi9558
    @alexvasilachi9558 5 років тому +178

    Ahhh I used love when babushka made шуба and котлетки when we celebrated something
    RIP бабушка

  • @smughatkid9981
    @smughatkid9981 5 років тому +289

    These recipes are like Taco Bell
    They’re all just the same ingredients in different forms
    _Chefs hate him, learn Bori’s secret techniques to Slavic cooking_

    • @oye6124
      @oye6124 5 років тому +33

      Don't you dare compare our slab super star to taco bell blyat

    • @MoistChungus
      @MoistChungus 5 років тому +8

      @@oye6124 don't you dare shit talk taco Bell you fucking debil

    • @blingames1163
      @blingames1163 5 років тому +1

      Да

    • @oye6124
      @oye6124 5 років тому +8

      @@MoistChungus I'll shit talk anything that makes me shit

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 5 років тому +1

      Yes it is a masterpiece like taco bell

  • @user-mj3st8py6p
    @user-mj3st8py6p 5 років тому +235

    Борис, даёшь рецепт макарон по флотски!

  • @deedeek.5387
    @deedeek.5387 4 роки тому +9

    i require a 10 hour loop of the beets screaming in Russian-

  • @HiddenEvilStudios
    @HiddenEvilStudios 5 років тому +21

    *Sounds of (class) struggle*
    Oi, blin. That got me.

  • @imactuallydeku3999
    @imactuallydeku3999 5 років тому +76

    BORIS BLYAT I MADE SOME BUTERBROD AND MY AMERICAN FRIEND DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHY I DONT JUST MAKE SANDWICH! PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT SANDWICH IS NOT AS GOOD AS BUTERBROD

    • @mishtrong
      @mishtrong 5 років тому +32

      It is simple:
      1. filling/bread proportion.
      Sandwich: usually 1/2
      Buterbrod: usually 1/1
      You eat less bread and more meat. It is good!
      2. Simplicity
      Sandwich: you take bread, evenly put filling, so it will not drop, then put another bread on top.
      Buterbrod: put something on bread. Done!

    • @SPECTR_Eternal
      @SPECTR_Eternal 5 років тому +4

      I think it's the easiest way of explaining the difference. Never thought of it myself

    • @cxrpselxrd
      @cxrpselxrd 5 років тому

      Just let him taste buterbrod. He will say something like that : блин this is best food ever.

    • @0d138
      @0d138 4 роки тому +2

      Here is 3 step process:
      Step 1: Make buterbrod
      Step 2: Slap friend in face with buterbrod
      Step 3: Tell friend "buterbrod, debil"
      Boom, done!

  • @rhiannonwitt7347
    @rhiannonwitt7347 4 роки тому +55

    How do I add a pic?! I made this for my stepson’s birthday! He loved it. I would like to show you, Boris!

  • @Amorcea
    @Amorcea 2 роки тому +6

    Boris, I just made this for my family and it was super popular! I used bacon instead of herring since that's what I had and it was amazing.
    For anyone skeptical about this recipe, it's basically like a potato salad with extra crispness because of the carrot and beet. Really good. I put chopped celery leaf on top instead of parsley and it was so fresh. You will want seconds and thirds.

  • @TheDark13Lover
    @TheDark13Lover 5 років тому +18

    Alyod Slav King Boris, I've been watching your channel for years and proudly say you're one of the few who can really cheer me up. Your cooking videos are truly educating I learnt multiple things from it so please do make a lot of these. Keep spreading the cheeki breeki!

  • @Wanderlust2430
    @Wanderlust2430 5 років тому +371

    Boris: I am currently studying russian (though I am still learning) and as a joke someone sent me one of your videos. You have by far done the most to help me read Cyrillic as well as teaching nice CHEAP recipes. (They are more expensive here in America, but still worthwhile) I cannot count the number of times someone tells me "The fruit is going bad" and I respond with Компот, Дебил! Since watching your videos. Also it's so much cheaper to MAKE jam than buy it, and easier than expected. (forgive my weak russian here, this is my knowledge as well as google helping fill in my vocabulary)
    Дебил, Я спрашиваю, зацчем америцан компаны стоимость так много
    Спасибо!

    • @bobbiharper3857
      @bobbiharper3857 5 років тому +2

      Привет, товарищ, я тоже! И я знаю, что я тоже нехороший. Ну, до свидания!

    • @dedmaxim99
      @dedmaxim99 5 років тому +40

      Hey dude. So, you learning russian and im learning english. What do you think if i will teach you russian and you will teach me english? Pm me in discord DedMaxim #0329

    • @sergiuzz5438
      @sergiuzz5438 5 років тому +14

      Ебать вы хуйню написали, я ебал, лол кек чебурек, ору

    • @tonykorol5899
      @tonykorol5899 5 років тому +3

      Sergius ето не очень прилично

    • @user-rw2hi8es8d
      @user-rw2hi8es8d 5 років тому +15

      What you said in that last sentence:
      "Idiot, i'm asking, why american (company? idk what you meant to say) price so much"
      Definitely brush up on your russian. I can decypher everything except that one "company" word. Also, typos in the "Зачем" аnd "американ" words. But for a beginner, it's really good! Keep going!

  • @madmarilyn
    @madmarilyn 4 роки тому +12

    And in Sweden, this is called herring salad (sillsallad). Love it!

  • @horsthacker6355
    @horsthacker6355 4 роки тому +6

    I almost died at the screaming veggies hahahahaha And this was uploaded at my birthday :D

  • @king-oreos4003
    @king-oreos4003 5 років тому +31

    Boris you should open restaurant and give us all discount at the end of the month

  • @krispinwah2784
    @krispinwah2784 5 років тому +55

    this video was good, Boris! *but not too good this is not fashion sho-*

  • @aviyusupov9729
    @aviyusupov9729 5 років тому +8

    Boris, Thank you for teaching us the Slavic ways.

  • @IveGotABulletproofHeart
    @IveGotABulletproofHeart 5 років тому +36

    My mexican pallet can not comprehend this mixture of food but...mayo ❤️😍

    • @mentalitydesignvideo
      @mentalitydesignvideo 3 роки тому +1

      it's quite good, actually, but it's cold climate comfort food, closer to japanese sensibility.

  • @toivokent3387
    @toivokent3387 5 років тому +28

    Mama where is bayonet?

  • @UncleWermus
    @UncleWermus 5 років тому +4

    Oh my god, the first half had me laughing my ass off and the second made me incredibly hungry. Thank you Boris, going to make this with a friend.

  • @eltiolavara9
    @eltiolavara9 5 років тому +104

    your videos have been getting better
    BUT NOT TOO GOOD BLIN THIS IS NOT FASHION SHOW

  • @sophiaketikyan8988
    @sophiaketikyan8988 5 років тому +51

    Watch him be some extremely famous chef under that ushanka, mask, and glasses.

    • @pal1d1nl1ght
      @pal1d1nl1ght 5 років тому +8

      He is secretly Gordon Ramsey.

    • @magoswes3588
      @magoswes3588 4 роки тому +3

      pal1d1nl1ght WHERE IS THE BAY LEAF!

  • @ruiboavida5355
    @ruiboavida5355 5 років тому +58

    How can you have more pots and bowls if Vadim steals them?

    • @RVBMichaelJCaboose
      @RVBMichaelJCaboose 5 років тому +7

      vadim actually take ashtrays as he does not see difference so his pots and bowls are not pizdec

    • @tup1tsa
      @tup1tsa 5 років тому +5

      You just steal them back

    • @ora3678
      @ora3678 5 років тому

      Rui Boavida you do not how many pots can fit in babushka’s house

  • @theo3424
    @theo3424 5 років тому +132

    WHERE IS THE BAY LEAF

    • @DeuxExNoir
      @DeuxExNoir 5 років тому +6

      *BAY LEAF*

    • @atlascove1810
      @atlascove1810 5 років тому +3

      @@DeuxExNoir BAY LEAF

    • @jointscript
      @jointscript 5 років тому +3

      You cant put bay leaf on everything

    • @amelia4384
      @amelia4384 4 роки тому +2

      @@jointscript you can blin

    • @ManiacYKT
      @ManiacYKT 4 роки тому

      Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

  • @sendnudes8004
    @sendnudes8004 4 роки тому +3

    I would love to see Gordon's explosive character with boris's "i can a meal out of anything" methods. If only they could cook 1 meal together

  • @gwenr1649
    @gwenr1649 2 роки тому +3

    this is the best channel that's ever gotten recommended to me holy shit boris has me in tears laughing every single video

  • @nim1990
    @nim1990 5 років тому +39

    "Many layers"
    Now I get why the herring has a "Fur coat"

  • @DavidsLifeYT
    @DavidsLifeYT 5 років тому +14

    The king of slavs what would I do without you 🤤

  • @technologics
    @technologics 5 років тому +10

    Thank you for the recipe, It was amazing! I ate something similar in Belarus once, but had no idea what it was called.. so I could not find the recipe. Na zdravie from the land of teleporting tea.

  • @derlenx1097
    @derlenx1097 4 роки тому +3

    6:23 Boris's Voice is so Adorable!!!

  • @blingames1163
    @blingames1163 5 років тому +9

    That one stylish herring with that Gucci fur coat

  • @yagirljunee
    @yagirljunee 5 років тому +52

    I need some help preparing for winter, can you make a video to help us, comrade.

    • @yagirljunee
      @yagirljunee 5 років тому +3

      TheLoneWolf550 I don’t invade my own country, comrade

    • @makarlock
      @makarlock 5 років тому +4

      Oh shit canning jams and pickling vegetables video :^))))

  • @mymorenoblepursuits9173
    @mymorenoblepursuits9173 5 років тому +5

    2:33 *Cencered Carrot* I'm here for 100% quality content

  • @LolaClark86
    @LolaClark86 5 років тому +3

    I couldn't eat this but I love watching you cook. I'm pretty sure I'd only try to make grandmas jam. But my husband Uri would love this

  • @sylvananas7923
    @sylvananas7923 5 років тому +23

    Boris will Anatoli come back ? I wana know if he got his revenge on the jealous landlord who kicked him out of his home !

    • @sylvananas7923
      @sylvananas7923 5 років тому

      Some high ranked dude from the army must have seen him cook 25kg of halva with Boris,and now they hired up as an halva chef

  • @Overlord99762
    @Overlord99762 5 років тому +36

    Fish cheburek?
    We have those in Mexico, they're called fish empanadas

    • @z3ta624
      @z3ta624 5 років тому +1

      Commander Shepard Eeeeey Mexican brother!!!

    • @Overlord99762
      @Overlord99762 5 років тому

      @@z3ta624 eeeeeeey where are you from, dude?

    • @hahayes1220
      @hahayes1220 2 роки тому +1

      En España tenemos empanadas de atún, tomates y huevos, que son muy similares, y les encanta mucho

    • @Overlord99762
      @Overlord99762 2 роки тому

      @@hahayes1220 Atún en filetes o atún de lata?

  • @mattiadallasta1698
    @mattiadallasta1698 5 років тому +1

    Dear Boris , i am an italian boy and you are my Slav hero. Everybody says that italian food is the best and i agree , but your recipies are very interesting so i would try them all. Cheeki breeki iv damke , always.

  • @Desusama
    @Desusama 5 років тому +5

    "once your water turns into gas" - how to say boil in slavic, love it

  • @robinh.775
    @robinh.775 5 років тому +7

    I am Czech and my fiancee is from eastern Europe. When I was at her home for the first time, they made this "weird salad" but after I taste it, I was amazed, something so delicious and tasty... Ah, good old times...

  • @texasranger9599
    @texasranger9599 5 років тому +58

    What would babuska say if you went 5 hours without eating?

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 5 років тому +10

      something like "YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOU CRAZY CYKA!"

    • @MadameTeqi
      @MadameTeqi 5 років тому +8

      She'd have to be dead four hours for that to happen, why do you wish babushka dead like that?

    • @somepolishmoment9118
      @somepolishmoment9118 5 років тому +4

      texasranger9 well depends is it modern babushka or Soviet because Soviet day good

    • @YourGlucoseGuardian
      @YourGlucoseGuardian 5 років тому +1

      Oi Boze moy! Moy bednij malchik 😢

    • @hiiwantaskyline701
      @hiiwantaskyline701 5 років тому

      CYKA BLYAT

  • @_cryptic_hxtter
    @_cryptic_hxtter 5 років тому +50

    3:40 I cried so much XD
    Also Boris, keep going man

    • @bronzaurus3396
      @bronzaurus3396 3 роки тому

      Whats that meme called?

    • @_cryptic_hxtter
      @_cryptic_hxtter 3 роки тому

      @@bronzaurus3396 I really don't know but it seemed funny to me 😂

    • @bronzaurus3396
      @bronzaurus3396 3 роки тому +1

      @@_cryptic_hxtter same lel thats why im searching it xd

  • @ghostgamer97leer10
    @ghostgamer97leer10 5 років тому +13

    I made it with smoked mackerel, it's very good!

  • @claytonspink5488
    @claytonspink5488 5 років тому +57

    I thought i was skilled by making chips and cheese.

    • @lawddipsheet8770
      @lawddipsheet8770 5 років тому +3

      Isn't that just nachos and I get the joke yes

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 5 років тому

      Doesn't sound bad, add a little bit of asada...wait a minute

    • @jotabeas22
      @jotabeas22 5 років тому

      You are skilled by doing nothing during WW2 and having the whole UK put you on a pedestal.

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 5 років тому

      +Creep The Cool
      No. It is poutine.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 3 роки тому +3

    Boris: "This herring will not go cold."
    *three hours in the refrigerator*

  • @serenaisabel5521
    @serenaisabel5521 3 роки тому +1

    I have been watching your old cooking videos, Boris and Man, what a way to be entertaining and breaking stereotypes! cheers from USA

  • @luci0851
    @luci0851 5 років тому +14

    Just had shuba for the first time ytd! It’s BEST SALAD EVERRRRR😂

    • @supchin
      @supchin 5 років тому +2

      Actually, everything that Boris shows in his videos is pretty good. I would recommend you try Оливье (Russian potato salad). It is much easier to make and I like it more.
      Also, if you wondering, all of these recepies are really common is Russia and other slav countries. It is not something that was made just for the show.
      Приятного аппетита!

    • @luci0851
      @luci0851 5 років тому

      @@supchin I think I had russian potato salad before but it didn't wow me as much hehee, thx for the recommendation tho~~
      My current fav is this salad and borsch and medovik! (dumplings dipped in bowls of sour cream are awesomeee as well!!) I'm just so thrilled many russian dishes use similar ingredients but taste so differently AND soo delicious!
      I'm also missing one dessert I've tasted in Russia, it's a ice cream in white color like vanilla but had these tiny black dots and taste so refreshing! (def not choco, guessing it's some kind of plants?) Ikinda want to recreate that but don't even know how to start searching the flavor name... it should be some common ice dessert, I had it in my host family :)

    • @MA_Colt
      @MA_Colt 4 роки тому

      Lynette Hahaha Tiny black dots in vanilla sound like cookies and creme ice cream

    • @Shareezz
      @Shareezz 3 роки тому

      @@luci0851 tiny black dots are probably poppy seeds, a common ingredient in our desserts.

  • @chrisnicolaou3871
    @chrisnicolaou3871 5 років тому +140

    I love the uncensored Boris! Keep on cyka blyating everything!

  • @ThisIsAmantor
    @ThisIsAmantor 5 років тому +46

    Боря, я тебя терпеть не могу из-за этого. Вот теперь мне захотелось жрать посреди ночи... И да, завтра пойду за селёдкой, зафигачу шубу под вечер.

    • @driplessgolf9057
      @driplessgolf9057 5 років тому +3

      Do we have a translator in here

    • @MisterLetsPlayDE
      @MisterLetsPlayDE 5 років тому +13

      Dripless Golf 90 "boris that's why i can't stand you. Now i wanna eat in middle of the night - and yes, tomorrow i'll get all the ingredients and the шуба should be ready by evening"

    • @driplessgolf9057
      @driplessgolf9057 5 років тому +3

      MisterLetsPlay (ohne Lets Play) thank you have a nice day

    • @user-lp8br1ly1r
      @user-lp8br1ly1r 5 років тому

      борпс не русский

  • @allenbackbone
    @allenbackbone 5 років тому +24

    8:55 when mama takes my kompot away

  • @TS-ws6uo
    @TS-ws6uo Рік тому +2

    Love your stuff boris

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +68

    He’s part of the thot patrol

    • @carlossalvatierra7051
      @carlossalvatierra7051 5 років тому +2

      Kermit ia a frog of culture i see. Shows up on every vid i watch.

  • @drstepan1078
    @drstepan1078 5 років тому +91

    *BORIS кисель tutorial please!!!*

    • @relhimp
      @relhimp 5 років тому +5

      Get some juice of any kind, even pussy one could go, boil it, add starch, potato starch to be sure, cool it down. Done.

    • @krypt2switch192
      @krypt2switch192 5 років тому +1

      Hello comrade I see we have much in common.

    • @drstepan1078
      @drstepan1078 5 років тому +1

      United Soviet Socialist Republic indeed we do

    • @mauer594
      @mauer594 5 років тому

      he already make jam what more do you want

  • @silvorthegrand6976
    @silvorthegrand6976 4 роки тому +4

    2:50 In the control room when the reactors go critical

  • @cheyennereynoso4116
    @cheyennereynoso4116 4 роки тому +1

    I always get so hungry watching Boris 😄

  • @the_v4ultdweller753
    @the_v4ultdweller753 5 років тому +161

    Hot single babushkas in my area

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 5 років тому

      i like flappy babushkas

    • @supremeleadercrooser1430
      @supremeleadercrooser1430 5 років тому +2

      The_V4ult Dweller you have __1 match
      >Sherry
      M/F: female
      Height: 4’6”
      Age:not a day over Blyatiful
      Likes: Stew, grandchildren, rolling pins
      Dislikes: Gulags, Hoolagins
      Additional info: SEISE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

    • @the_v4ultdweller753
      @the_v4ultdweller753 5 років тому

      @@supremeleadercrooser1430 hmmmmm I'll be thinking about it

  • @Kos_Iromos
    @Kos_Iromos 5 років тому +8

    Даёшь ОКРОШКУ!!!

  • @therealityis2442
    @therealityis2442 3 місяці тому

    That opening was delightful.

  • @razorbladebyte
    @razorbladebyte 5 років тому +63

    Your version actually look edible, "real" suba is scary looking xd

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +9

      all the suba/shuba/shuboy/that thing I've seen looked pretty good. the only scary looking suba ive seen was some of that instagram/pinterest style impractical, overly decorative food where people will make the salad look like an actual coat on top of a whole herring.

  • @PatrickLarkiewur
    @PatrickLarkiewur 5 років тому +4

    8:29 best part

  • @keyn_320
    @keyn_320 5 років тому +54

    Интересно, что блять будет если шубу перемешать?
    Наверное разрыв пространственно-временного континиума...

    • @annaboo1946
      @annaboo1946 5 років тому +31

      О таком грешно задумываться

    • @AlarinPerfect
      @AlarinPerfect 5 років тому +1

      О, я прям сейчас ем перемешанную шубу. Какое совпадение.

    • @user-mk3zi4yj8m
      @user-mk3zi4yj8m 4 роки тому +1

      Не смей даже о таком задумываться. Это все равно что не смешивать vodka и beer пока идешь покупать mayonez и по пути отмахиваешься от gopniks

    • @Hikkikomoru
      @Hikkikomoru 4 роки тому +2

      За вами уже поднимаются.

  • @margaritawillmott
    @margaritawillmott 3 роки тому

    Моё почтение повару. Шуба идеальна

  • @CoversbyL21
    @CoversbyL21 5 років тому

    Really appreciate the cooking videos

  • @MakaylaMariie46
    @MakaylaMariie46 5 років тому +3

    I got so excited seeing you uploaded 😁

  • @Astran0th
    @Astran0th 5 років тому +3

    2:38 I have the same glasses at home, I'm using them for Absinthe. Looks pretty similar.
    Keep up your work, great videos! Actually learning good cooking stuff here.

  • @bolotniy
    @bolotniy 5 років тому

    Борис, это просто афигенно, спасибо, блин.

  • @MrsLensherrr
    @MrsLensherrr 2 роки тому +1

    The masterchef of Slavs