Indiana Jones 5 Destroyed - The Final Nail In Lucasfilm's Coffin
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
- Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny was the final gamble for Kathleen Kennedy and Lucasfilm. With every other franchise and property already sunk, it was their last shot at success. And if the first batch of reviews are anything to go by, the gamble didn't pay off.
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"A company founded by geniuses and inherited by morons" is a great quote
The same can be said about many countries :(
@@jesterday2222 Not everything has to turn political get a grip
@@jesterday2222 Nope... we're talking bad movies... stay focused.
And dead accurate
Facts
As far as I’m concerned, the franchise finished when Indy, Indy Sr, Marcus & Sallah rode off into the sunset, closing off one of the greatest trilogies of all time.
Yeah, but Marion had to be brought back. I can't imagine why they didn't keep her for the whole series. Wasn't Lucas in a romance with the forgettable blonde in the third one?
You mean Henry Sr.?
@@mq1712 They made Temple of Doom a prequel so they could have Indy with a different girl and avoid the question of "Where's Marion"? Don't know why she wasn't in Last Crusade, though.
Spielberg ended up marrying the blonde actress from Temple of Doom. That might be what you're thinking of.
Same Here
Indiana Jones 4 wasn’t that bad man. It was pretty good imo and had some iconic moments too, but each to his own i guess
And now a moment of silence for Indiana Jones. You will be missed.
Harrison Ford stars in two franchises in which are completely massacared by modern hollywood
Harrison Ford doesn’t care, he killed Han Solo and now he’s killed Indiana Jones. Easy money.
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
And gets paid all the same
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The real Indy movies wil be around forever. At least, if you own your copy physically.
When it comes to casting Phoebe Waller-Bridge, don't overlook the possibility that Kathleen Kennedy could see her as being a younger version of herself.
Are you kidding me? What has happened to women?
@@marknewton6984 The sad part is, nothing has really changed. They've always been that way, they just weren't encouraged/allowed to act out.
We truly live in a society where mocking a film is more entertaining than the film itself.
Because so many of the movies are so bad...
It's the only real entertainment you can actually count on.
It has given me hope to see them crash and burn.
We live in a society
Yes we get it
Who knew that emasculating and berating one of the best action heroes in cinematic history wasn’t a winning formula?
Masculine men and feminine women are great. Cute characters are also fun.
Who was emasculated and berated?
@@LuigiTheMetal64 not the toxic masuline ones tho
Everyone but Disney's writers.
@@kbanghartall of them
Imagine back in 2008 if someone had tried to tell you that Indiana Jones 4 would not be the worse edition in the franchise.
... that the Holiday Special would not be the worst Star Wars show
... that "The Voyage Home" would not be the worst Star Trek show
... that Superman III would not be the worst DC show
... that "Hulk" (2003) would not be the worst Marvel show
... that the Rankin/Bass "Hobbit" would not be the worst Tolkien show
... etc.
Crystal Skull at least had Lucas and Spielberg working on it. I ruled out Indy 5 when I heard they weren't involved.
Crystal Skull main problem is that it has a good first half, but when the characters arrive to the jungle the whole movie falls apart. Not to mention the bad CGI, less violence than the original trilogy and bad attempts at comedy. It could have been better, but I know some people who liked it, but it seems like this new movie will try to distance itself from that and if the leaks are true it will alienate fans of the original trilogy and even the few fans of the fourth one, kind like what happened with The Rise of Skywalker, a movie that pleased no one
Ford was too old in Crystal skull they needed a young indy again
have you actually SEEN Dial of Destiny, to establish if it's any good?? Or are you just addicted to misery?
Every Disney failure is a blessing.
Disney is destroying pieces of Americana. I don't see that as a blessing.
Indiana Jones rode off into sunset in the Last Crusade. It was a beautiful and moving ending to a wonderful trilogy. Nothing exists beyond that.
you could not have said it better
Any Indy movies after that are just indigestation nightmares.
Although I liked the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, how can it be seen as part of the franchise If nobody decided to go with the idea of Indy having a son to follow his footsteps.
And Palpatine died on the second Death Star
@@nosickl because they HATE men and masculinity niw. Since the 2000 something.
Kathleen Kennedy's reign of terror should be a case study in business schools for years to come on what not to do
I can imagine kids in the future "Hey that's my friend's grandma! She really was a bad person."
The fact that she cost Disney literally billions of dollars and hasn't been fired yet just shows how much dirt she has on the people at the top.
But what if the vandalization IS the goal?
The 3 Indiana Jones movies were wonderful; I don't know why anyone's upset.
(There were no more ... just 3.)
@@mriconoclast13 Bingo
"This isn't a passing of the torch. It's a torching of the past." - Doomcock
Nice turn of phrase
Its what Marxism does. Yuri Bezmenov warned us
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That’s ‘Lord Doomcock’ to you.
@@GaudiaCertaminisGaming my severest apologies
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They should’ve made a movie about a happily retired Indiana Jones living in a small town. He drinks coffee at the local diner with the other old men, and goes fishing with his grandkids. And then comes the caper to find some local treasure. He can’t run or throw a punch anymore, but that’s part of a charm. The towns folk join in this unlikely adventure, which comes to a successful and happy, upbeat ending. It would be a small, toned down film to match Indy’s 80 year old capabilities.
Watching Harrison Ford makes me respect Henry Cavill all the more. Cavill walked away instead of helping ruin a beloved franchise.
And now Cavill is trying to bring an entire sci-fi universe to life with live action: Warhammer 40K.
agreed
Harrison Ford is at the end of his life and I’d have to imagine he just isn’t all there anymore, or he just wanted to feel one last time what it felt like to be on screen again. Wishes of a slowly dying old man… I would feel so shitty about being the third wheel in a franchise that I originally stared and headlined in.
@@Someguy6571 From the few interviews he does, he sounds like he likes (liked) Indiana Jones much more than Han Solo to begin with. He's an archeology enthusiast and whatnot. It seems he just did the film knowing that it was going to be his last appearance as IJ. Shame the director and producers put a shitty end to an iconic series.
@@SK-dr7jc Its really shitty that both times of his most iconic roles have just been destroyed by inept film makers
*As a child:* _"I wish my favorite shows and movies get adaptations and sequels!"_
*As an adult:* _"When all of your wished are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed."_
Sp true! As a kid I wish they would make more of my favorite shows/ movies. Now we just hope and pray they dont
I know it's like living out "the monkey's paw "
We all wished this 😢
Was a real monkey paw wish, wasn't it 😞
Honestly, I’m surprised nobody has remade (redacted) yet. I mean we got horrible sequels, and an okay-ish one. It’s kind of surprising nobody has taken a crack at it yet.
If you told me 15 years ago that there would be more Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Marvel movies, I'd be excited as hell and nothing could stop me from going to see them. But, here we are.
Marvel went down in a few years. Way faster than Lucas. But still, Lucas failed over and over. They are both trash.
The ironic thing is, these companies could've made much more money if they just made... Good entertainment.
It wasn't that they made more of those movies... it's HOW they made them... 🤷♂️ the wokeism agendas made them shit movies in my opinion. These movies could have been great if properly made 🤔.......
Yep, and that the PC cult of the 90s - early 2000s would dismantle them all.
Civvie said this in his Duke Nukem Forever, and i feel the urge to re-iterate.
*Sometimes, dead is better.*
"When Kathleen saw the breadth of her domain, she wept, for there were no more franchises to conquer."
Destroy*
"They make a desert and call it peace."
Benefits…of a classical education
How does she still have a job?
Oh that's right, the vagina thing.
"He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a competent CEO"
The saddest part is that Disney will learn absolutely nothing from this costly failure and will produce another in due time equally as pitiful. It never ends.
Too true I fear(sigh). As long as there are low-maintenance sheep willing to buy low-effort crap, that is what we will continue to see. Art imitates life.
I don't expect a big budget "Indy 6" in cinemas after this. But a series on Dinsey+? Of course with a the new, female Indy? Quite likely.
They must think that all they have to do is keep feeding the audiences sh*t and after a while the taste will become appealing.
@@ArCgon well I didn’t mean another Indy movie. I meant just another “modern audience” film like Episode 8 or any one of their recent animated films.
Bob Iger is determined to go down in Disney history at the worst CEO the company has ever had.
It feels different now. Disney has seriously damaged their brand. I remember watching South park and not quite getting why Disney was so unpopular. I completely understand now. I would actually celebrate if Disney collapsed. The unwillingness to course correct has me actively rooting for them to fail.
The only reason IPs take 75 years before they go into the public domain is due to Disney's sacks of cash lobbying.
It used to be 25 years I believe.
There are so many random creatives who could probably reinvigorate life into Mickey etc. just using the internet.
@@Snoop_Dugg I might be wrong but with their acquisition of Marvel, then Fox and now Hulu I swear they broke some monopoly laws in the US 3 times over. Also, the hypocritical cvnts managed to get the copyright or some such to fairy tales, like Cinderella etc.
i agree, there’s no point of them continue
guardians of the galaxy was the last decent marvel
mandalorians season 1 and 2 were good
now a dead husk
@@Snoop_Dugg There's also Sonny Bono, if you wanna look that one up.
Ofc there's a reason that was mockingly called "The Mickey Mouse Protection Act"
Ironically I enjoyed the HELL out of Guardians Vol. 3, in saying that in many ways the movie feels like a big fuck you to Disney by James Gunn doing whatever the hell he wants
Indiana Jones will always be a trilogy to anyone who grew up on those movies. I introduced Indiana Jones to my 10 year old recently and we moved on after The Last Crusade because as far as I’m concerned that was the last Indy film.
I agree. Perfect ending to the saga; 3 films, no more!
I think it will always be a trilogy to everyone. You think ANYONE is rewatching these new films? Or watching them at all? No one is showing their kids Kingdom of The Crystal Skull.
Have you even played the games or read the comics/books?
It isn’t about how you’re concerned tho. All of the films are canon, and if you disagree then you’re just coping/in denial. There’s therapists for that. Take your son with you. You can both grow up together.
thats how i feel. after LAST CRUSADE, it was over. come on.. LAST crusade? it's done! crystal skull wasnt horrible... but it was boring. this new one i wont touch. the games werent any better years back lol. the arcade game was kinda good. the nintendo game sucked. the super nintendo trilogy of movies rolled into 1 game was pretty ok though. i just bought the trilogy's posters and put'em on my walls. but.. i still wont go see #5. nope. they're purposely, i believe, ruining movies now. also, seems to me, they're gettin rid of all the white male characters. in movies.. AND games now im noticing.
oh, there was a pc game years back, he was in china, it was really good! they were to make a new game but.. never turned up. also, for those not in the know, indiana jones was a 25 chapter story. believe it or not, temple of doom comes BEFORE raiders! temple of doom is chapter 23, raiders is chapter 24, last crusade is chapter 25 AND the last chapter. so, indiana jones ended at last crusade. dont give a damn who agrees or pretends cyrstal skull and dial of dookie is "canon" - it isnt.
At this point you gotta wonder what Kathleen Kennedy knows that protects her from being fired.
Been asking that for over a decade. She must have some serious dirt on people to keep her job
@@MatthewOlney 100%
Coffee girl didn't just keep the talent supplied with coffee, if you know what I mean.
She's doing exactly what her bosses want, why would they fire her, wake up.
She knows where the bodies are buried.
Ironically enough, there´s a small dialogue in Jedi Survivor that goes like this:
*-Cal* : The Emperor turned the Jedi Temple into his palace
*-Bode* : Yeah, that´s what the Empire does best.
*-Bode* : Take something you love, and make it something you can´t stand the sight of anymore
I haven´t played the game, but when I first saw it, I instantly thought of Disney
Funny how Respawn tells a fucking better story for Star Wars in a GAME. If only Disney could hire respawn to write their movies
Ironic that that line describes not only Disney, but Electronic Arts as well, what with their practice of buying out popular game studios and then running their franchises into the ground. I wonder if the developers were trying to subtly take a jab at either of them (possibly both).
those games are trash tho. vader gets demolished again by diverse female bug eyed queen.
@@dain9001 ... You have played the games before, right? She was literally thrown away like garbage in the first game by Vader, and only after several years of training was she even able to hold a candle to em. Maybe I am wasting my time, this is probably bait.
@@dain9001 nice bait
In the poignant finale of 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade', we see Indiana Jones, his father, and their two trusted allies, Marcus Brody and Sallah, fading into the gentle embrace of the sunset, each on horseback. This melancholic, yet beautiful scene will forever be etched in my memory as the most fitting conclusion to the epic Indiana Jones story.
Honestly i like the ending of the crystal skull too.
@@schwartzy65 👌😂
@@schwartzy65 skull wasnt a great movie , but i do agree it did tie up some threads in a way that was enjoyable. I just wish Sean agreed to atleast cameo in it.
And set to the best movie soundtrack.
“The Last Crusade” was it
“4” could have worked if the Crystal Skulls were the actual ones instead of shaped like aliens…they could have been alien, but not odd shaped.
Karen Allen was a nice nostalgic touch in the last one…why not tie that up?
Shia LeBouf, who played his son in “4” has morphed into a very different actor since then, especially given his recent experience in the Padre Pio biopic; so he probably could have redeemed himself here and even had a smart pretty wife and a kid for Indy to be an awesome grandfather mentor for.
I also like the idea of bringing back “Short Round” in a main role given his recent success and presence in “Everything everywhere all at once”.
There are ways of adding “diversity” for modern audiences without having to take away from what we love about the original character!
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Indiana Jones was my childhood. Back in the day, I bought a custom fedora from the same hatter who made the hats for the Crystal Skull. I am just so sad about what is happening with the franchise, I can barely put it into words
After TFA and now Indiana Jones 5, I'm so happy Bladerunner 2049 treated Harrison Ford's character with the dignity and respect he deserved.
thats because denis villanueve isnt a hack director. him and robert eggers are the only directors that have made legit good films in the last decade
@@kay_keik7842 Christopher Nolan, too.
Thtat what happens when movie is created by director and not by professional activist.
@@kanemightythat’s more like 15-20 years for him tbh. That’s just my opinion tho.
@@kay_keik7842Are you serious? just tell us you only watch Marvel movies acting like every single movie released in the last decade is bad. embarrassing.
If Kennedy wants to keep destroying all of Lucas's properties, why doesn't she reboot "Howard the Duck?" As dreadful as that thing was, I'm sure she'd manage to find a way to make it even worse.
Yeah, but... how?! 😜
What would be funny is if she actually got that one right, lol. It's a duck, so maybe she wouldn't hold him being male against the character.
@@cancelme4200 honestly yeah, you really can't make something worse than the original movie
He could just be a male who identifies as a duck and uses duck pronouns. 😂
It already had an IRL pedo as the antagonist.
I am old enough that I watched both Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark in theaters. They were the type of blockbuster movies that aren’t made anymore. It’s hard to describe to even my own children how magical it was to go to a theater (without a million UA-cam spoilers ahead of it) and have such original films come at you in your seat. Films that weren’t just entertaining, but we’re so profoundly good that you felt changed inside. Such a shame that culture has destroyed something so wonderful.
Dead on, I was 9 when I saw Star Wars and it was just....wow. Magical is a good word, I remember going home that night and dreaming about what I'd just seen
Its not culture....its th....m.
Ok boomer 🙄
I remember being four or five years old I think my parents telling me we were going to go see the Raiders of the lost Ark. I had no idea what they were talking about but that movie just absolutely blow me away as a kid.
@dimitribotone9722 Coming from someone whose generation considered books about teenage wizards to be the peak of western literature, at least until Her Royal TERFness committed the Great Heresy, that bobbleheaded response is a compliment.
"Dial of Destiny" was such a terrible name. Even "Quest for More Money" would've been better and more honest.
I am not even surprised. I fully expected Indy to be neutered with a rusty knife
They already did it to bond, no male character is safe.
I figured he was gonna die. Harrison Ford killing off his characters so he can finally retire.
I think it was actually a dull rusty knife 🤘😀
I already knew long before there was even talks of an Indiana Jones movie. Disney is creatively bankrupt so they go and resurrect more successful older franchises in the hopes that they can bank off of nostalgia but in the process they infest it with THE MESSAGE and so it fails miserably. I had a feeling a potential Indiana Jones movie would fare no different as Disney is hellbent on destroying the old characters and replacing them with their inferior new characters who only exist as self inserts or as political props.
If she wasn't his god daughter, Phoebe Waller-Bridge's character would literally do that to him on screen for doing something "inappropriate" in the ultimate girl power moment.
I can't believe we are now living in a world where Crystal Skull is no longer the biggest disappointment to the Indiana Jones series. Edit: To the people commenting on here to tell me to chill because I haven't seen the movie yet, oh you poor innocent children. Even if you're correct and I haven't seen it, what does it matter when the critics are already calling it bad and confirming the fears that a lot of us already had about them bringing Indy back for movie #5? And also given the track record with LucasFilm after the failures of Boba Fett, Obi Wan, Willow, and the latest season of the Mandalorian, what makes you think any of us can trust them to do right by Indiana Jones?
Well, Joe Biden supplanted Jimmy Carter as worst president. It's all about who can drag what down to rock bottom these days.
You can thank Mickey Mouse and Kathy for that
I’ve been saying that about Star War not having to be as embarrassed by the Phantom Menace as much since the sequels came out
@@SuperFitzieZXyep. At least the prequels had a consistent and mostly coherent overarching plot. The sequels were just two guys screwing up the others work.
Have you seen it? You’re basing your opinion from a biased UA-camr who is selecting comments out of context. Why don’t you wait and form your own judgement rather than follow someone else’s?
In the 80s, I never got tired of watching Disney classics. These days, I will never get tired of watching Disney fail.
It used to be exciting to get a new Star Wars movie that were few and far between but now, it’s just “Eh.” 🤷♂️
As true as that is, it is still sad to see a childhood hero have a new story/closing chapter ruined by politics.
Ah, the schadenfreude just makes my dead heart giggle.
Good thing from Disney nowadays is the critic and thats it
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1:55 she even made Air Jordan’s look lame…it’s like someone said “get some Air Jordan’s…it will make you seem hip and relatable”…they somehow seem forced and contrived when she’s wearing them
My grandfather was at my brother's graduation and got bored, so he stood up to go to the washroom. There was some ceremony on the stage at the time and the wires must have crossed, because the principal of our school misunderstood that as an attempt to give a speech. My grandpappy was like "sure, why not". Man went through WW2 as an interpreter in a recce platoon, and then became a tenured professor. He just whipped out a whole ass speech on the spot, nice and short, and received a standing ovation. That's the people the Dial of Destiny is making fun of: old people are funny, look how awesome they were and how lame they are now that they are old, isn't it funny?
that is a really cool story.
@@messertl first time seeing a cool story bro where they actually meant it. It is indeed an awesome story.
Disney hates white, straight, males. Look what they did to Luke Skywalker.
Judging by the interesting and intelligent way you told this story, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. Bless him
So tldr this movie is ageist
You can tell this one hit Drinker harder than normal at the end. I get it man. Losing my first hero was awful... watching literally all of them die in succession is like PTSD to the creative mind.
The only analogy I can think of is Kathleen Kennedy (wo)manning an MG42 on D-day, and we're watching our heroes get cut to ribbons, Saving Private Ryan style...
Holy shit, the manchildren in this community 😂😂
But I thought Spielberg and Lucas already killed the franchise with Crystal Skull? That's at least what all the man-babies were crying about up until now
@@Luke101 They most certainly committed creative murder with the "Crystal Skull". It should have been dead and buried before then, but we'll just have to find a way to live our lives with that movie in existence. But this is like excavating a corpse to perform another autopsy, and maybe they tricked themselves into believing that Spielberg and Lucas weren't the murderers of "Indiana Jones" in the first place. They instead spread Kathleen Kennedy's DNA all over the body, the hat and the whip and are now blaming her for killing another franchise.
I swear to God if the upcoming Metal Gear Solid movie is like this then I am never again going to watch a movie
Top Gun Maverick gave us a look at what a decades-later sequel could be. It just hurts my heart that this series I loved so much has had to suffer like this.
The truth is that this is a movie that didn't need to be made. Harrison Ford has been too old to convincingly play the character for nearly 30 years. Some characters are better left being remembered for what they were.
@@randyjones3050 i dont agree with that
Harrison is im great shape
Except top gun 2 is a direct copy of Star Wars
@@robbiecasablanco2562 Ghost of Ice Man: "Use the Force, Maverick!"
Command Officer: "Maverick, you switched off your targeting computer. "What's wrong?"
BladeRunner 2049 was another great decades-later sequel imo.
When I saw 70 year old Kennedy clomp out in a pair of Chinese Nike's, I set up the short-sell order ASAP.
Modern Lucasfilm is the epitome of “give the audience exactly what they’re telling you they don’t want”
And yet thousands of people still go to watch it. We are hopeless.
@@thespalek1 thousands instead of millions, lol
It doesn't matter how many million people show up for some goose burgers, you still killed the golden goose.
@@thespalek1 Which is a lot less than what they'd be getting if they gave audiences what they wanted. A downturn in profits is a problem for any corporation, they don't need to lose money to be failing.
Hollywood is doing it on purpose. They work with a certain agency to keep people distracted and their realities subverted.
It's amaziing to think that not long ago the question was "How could they lose?" Disney gave us the answer.
Disney defeated itself Disney became Its Own Worst Enemy
Disney thought the phrase "too big to fail" was a challenge
@@aaronrothwell6504 Lol,can you show me the data please?
They didn't lose, that's the thing.
@@RenoReborn Just like " Not even God could sink this ship " about the Titanic.
I feel I was lucky to have had the experience of walking into a theater to watch “Raiders of the Lost Ark” without a single clue as to what it was about.
Me too...drive in back in 81 👍
It's about family. :D
Before I went to the theater. I thought the Ark they referred to was Noah's Ark.
Drive-in theater. Face melt on the big screen😂
@@mattwaggs007 yes but the sound was like out of a tin can 👍
I am one of the weirdos that liked Kingdom of the Crystal Skull despite its shortcomings. Seeing Indie pick up the hat at the end with a smug smile on his lips made me feel like "Nah, you are not the next, Kiddo... Yet."
It made me hope that we get maybe a father son type of deal going similar to Indie and his dad in the next movie. Maybe not with Shia but a different Actor. Hell maybe even Shia, who cares. The dude can act, he just needs good direction. It could have been such a natural way for things to flow since Crystal Skull already set up that Indie had a natural successor by simple Biology alone.
But noooo instead they gotta make it a completely new character. Not even the perhaps in-law of the son. No some completely new god damn character.
Best Money I never spent
Best 2 hours I never wasted
I agree, Shia could have easily ran with the franchise.
Lol this was better than crystal skull
Zzzzzzzzzz
@@NotAfraid280 🤣🤣🤣No it wasnt
@@NotAfraid280 Even if you liked it better than Crystalskull, which hey if you did im glad you had fun, you cant deny that this isnt a true to form Indie Movie.
Remember the scene in the Wizard of Oz where the little dog pulls back the curtain to reveal the secret of the Wizard? Remember what the Wizard says as he desperately tries to maintain the ruse? "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain" - the problem being, the illusion is shattered and there's no un-seeing it. No matter what the do, Disney has lost they good-will of the entire fan base for multiple franchises and has the hubris to blame you.
Funny that wizard of oz is produced by disney, basically disney writes their own fate
@@akifaiman7388 Wizard of Oz was an MGM movie, not Disney.
@@KasumiKenshirou that's even more weird considering disney produced its prequel
@@akifaiman7388 you need to learn to look things up before you pass comment on them.
@@KeldorDAntrellsimple chronology is hard for some people
what Disney doesn't even acknowledge is that there is already a female Indiana Jones, her name is Lara Croft.
They know. They just want to ruin a classic character.
@@ChainsawManDude97 milking another franchise for all its worth to get back in the green lol shit is sad.
I hear Waller-Bridge is already looking to destroy that franchise too. They’re like locusts, I tell you.
@@StrongandGrand Can you really destroy a franchise that's already on it's second reboot which is already its worst version?
The most that you can do is accellerate us towards reboot 3/version 4 which will hopefulyy be better.
Ha, that was even rebooted and didn't do well at all.
When I was a kid, Lucasfilm and LucasArts were a badge of quality. It's hard to explain how this makes me feel.
You can't really blame the leadership, though. I mean you literally mustn't, because it's a woman.
@Juggled Did you ever hear the tragedy of George Lucas the wise? I thought not. It's not a story Disney would tell you.
Very true, Lucasfilm logo always meant an amazing story and visual treats. Huge shame disney acquired them, completely ruined the amazing ips i grew up loving
Time for everyone to move on, especially LucasFilm, but also the fans. The whole creative world is being held back by this nostalgia, a seeming inability to grow up. A friend of mine recently mourned the passing of his heroes, REAL ones such as Neil Armstrong and Chuck Yeager. I told him "There will be others". We just have to stop living in the past. In the immortal words of the fictitious Ragnar Lothbrook in "Vikings": "Don't waste time looking behind you - you're not going that way."
My feeling on it is of the 'it has to be said, because it's unprintable' variety, except that I know of no curses in the tongues of men vile enough to express it.
Galaxys Edge is actually quite popular because of the Rise of the Resistance and Millennium Falcon rides. The hotel is too expensive and failed.
I'm sick of living in a society where mediocrity is praised and genuine quality and talent is overlooked and neglected.
Time to go off-grid. 👍
Yeah, that sounds like the US Film Industry since its very inception, bro...
@@scottmcmahon86 Only if you think the film industry started 20 years ago.
Are these things you ask only of society and others?
Or do you demand the same qualities in yourself and what you contribute to the world? Because you make it sound like you´re an Epic person.
@@scottmcmahon86 since it's inception? How old do you think the US film industry is? Because I can tell you it isn't 10 years old
The German vehicle going off the cliff in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" is the perfect analogy for Disney's monumental clusterfuck.
i would say the plane crashing into a tunel is more accurate, like dysney - they are still going on because they had lots of speed built up, but not a chance to continue for long
@@histkontext Another is the Nazis getting blown up by the Arc of the Covenant after opening it and trying to capture its splendor and glory.
@@nathanseper8738 Oh the googley eyes
@@recall2880 And melting!
Imagine saying 15 years ago, "ya know, this Crystal Skull movie isn't so bad"
That's me.
I wonder what Mike Nelson (of MST3k and Rifftrax fame) thinks of it now. He was pretty vocal of hating it according to the rifftrax for Crystal Skull.
It feels about like saying that the Star Wars prequel trilogy "isn't that bad".
@@chuckhoyle1211 I think the the prequels are deeply flawed gems. The premise, a tragic story of a hero corrupted due to a stagnant and dogmatic world order and the subsequent collapse of said order, is phenomenal. The execution, however, is rough, especially in the first two movies. ROTS is my favorite Star Wars movie because it's the best ending to a trilogy
@@chuckhoyle1211 I unapologetically like AotC. I also get why others don't.
Hayden was a terrible miscast though.
Thank You BlackRock. I’m sure serving coffee made KK well qualified to take over from George.
I am losing count of how many beers I owe the Drinker for the small fortune he is saving me at the box office.
Edit: As of now this video has 1.1 million views. It's probably safe to assume that any one of the viewers would have taken at least one other person with them to the theater, probably more. So, the number of people NOT going to see this movie could easily be doubled or maybe tripled. It's wild to think that this eight and a half minute video is going to cost Disney tens of millions of dollars.
But he hasn’t seen it. An now you’re not going to see it. So how can you form your own opinion? You’re just being spoon fed his
@@danbooth2163 He has been spot on enough in the past to earn my trust.
@@cole0424 Yeah, we all remember how he was "spot on" with his "Prey Traler analysis" video ... and we also remember tht he had to change his mind after actually seing the movie
@@Germaniac77 Watched the Prey trailer analysis, went to see it, still thought it was shite. Taste is subjective.
@@Germaniac77 Did he? Prey was and is still a mediocre movie. That hasn't changed much.
Or as Nerdrotic memorably called it, "Indiana Jones and the Insufferable Feminist"
They actually managed to create a character more annoying than Willie Scott. Who knew it was possible?
@@youtouchmeiyellrat Truth.... Willie Scott was as bad as it gets... until now.
have you actually SEEN Dial of Destiny, to establish if it's any good?? Or are you just addicted to misery?
Ah yes, let’s quote people who haven’t seen the film, that’s the educated thing to do 🙄
@@jonnyquatromusic Ha! Awesome..... and Nerdrotic would be the last person I would quote. 😆
The thing that never gets said about all that Star Wars sequel trilogy merchandise not getting sold is that's what was in every aisle of Toys "R" Us stores when they went out of business.
Good point. I remember toys r us stores being 50% star wars. Back when it was good, it must have been the crux of their business.
The merch does a good job collecting dust. Stores can't give it away.
Say what you want about the quality of the Prequel Trilogy but Lucas knew kids liked cool toys.
@@SammEater Sam Jackson and the purple lightsaber was a hot item.
@@kman9884I had that one, he was really cool. Especially after that one Clone Wars episode (the 2D one) showing him fighting alone against a bunch of droids.
Look at what SWB did to the last Bond film. That should have been a warning.
Killed Bond ,I Mean they actually killed Bond,I'm still in shock
Just imagine if Lucasfilm was an engineering company! No other industry would allow this level of incompetence.
A once great-company renowned for it's brilliant engineering, until its management was taken over by hacks who already ran a former competitor into the ground? That moved their headquarters out of Seattle for the express purpose of giving engineers *less* control? And which has been steadily losing market share due to their continued incompetence?
Nope, I can't think of a single one. It definitely has nothing to do with, say, Boeing. They're doing great :)
Boeing my guy
@@thekidfromcleveland3944also in engineering for aerospace?
Absolutely agree…
The Federal government
Electric cars for mainstream use? 🤗
It still baffles me how Kathleen Kennedy still has a job at Disney. I swear she has some proper skeletons in the closet material, as there is no other way someone can be so bad at such a high profile job and remain in it.
She must have. She certainly has failed to deliver good financial results while destroying a number of what were once valuable franchises.
Diversity hire.
@@joelspringman523 no amount of diversity points are worth the financial train wreak she is overseeing.
Disneys afraid that if they fire her, not only could they get sued by her, but also, most importantly, they think they’ll receive tons of backlash from fans. That’s just how far disconnected they actually are from their consumers.
She probably knows about the skeletons of others there. The skeletons of children who had intimate relationships with her bosses and peers, for example.
What's incredible to me is not that a bad movie is made, but that they have no processes in place to remove the people or work groups that make a bad movie. They just line them all up again, and allow them to work on new movies. The movies aren't the problem, but the systems in place at Lucas Films.
Every studio today is getting like that. It's horrible.
They are now like governments, drunk on power. Movie companies should have term limits!
they only have one job, subvert you and shove communist propaganda. And that's what they are good at.
Like at CW, where the idiots that made and ruined a number of shows, like Batwoman, go on to do another one... like Gotham Knights.
Nepotism at it's finest.
Conclusion : All budget go to first half of the movie "reverse aging" CG....
You've heard of "too big to fail?" Well we've now entered the era of movie franchises being "too big to succeed."
haha well said!
The scariest part is that the veil has lifted and the reviewers aren’t even bothering to shill for it
Yeah, when even RT and others realize something is indefensible its pretty telling.
WOKE INDY
Disney ran out of money to bribe, I mean pay them.
Iger must want rid of Kennedy, and so the bad reviews were given the go ahead through the back channels.
Something has definitely changed very recently. For whatever reason, we are actually seeing some degree of real honesty from the professional critics for the first time in years. It's almost like the triumph of Super Mario Brothers and the uprising against Anheuser-Busch has people inside the corporate world scared. It's as if the critics can sense some kind of reckoning coming soon and they want to reclaim some measure of credibility in an attempt to save their own skins.
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@@the300XM8 no it isn’t. It gets spammed in almost every video lol.
@@blacklivesorblackvotes2985 first time I've used it and it sounds like its fitting for this movie.
@@blacklivesorblackvotes2985 Good, let the bot spam away. People need a good multiple slaps in the face to wake up and realize what we hold beloved is purposefully being turned into garbage by garbage woke ideaologues.
That isn't true. What was once considered "evil" is known seen as "good" and vice versa. Questioning currently held beliefs is what pushes things forward. Inventions certainly have a tendency to bring up controversy.
This is the most cathartic UA-cam channel I’ve stumbled across. Thank you for letting us vent with you about the shite state of Hollywood today.
My father took me to see Raiders of the Lost Ark back in 1981 and it was one of the greatest movie experiences I've ever had. Just an absolute masterpiece of a story and main character.
My god, how times have changed.
I went to see Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when I was 16. The next day, I took my 9 year old brother all the way to the movie theater on our bikes to see it again. I couldn’t wait to share that experience with him.
I had the exact same experience. I wanted to see Superman but my dad took me to this one instead, and what a wise decision that was.
In the 80s it was on UK TV and I was allowed to stay up late to watch it
My dad says to this day that raiders of the lost ark is one of the greatest cinematic experiences he has EVER had while at the cinema.
My grandfather took me to see Star Wars and Raiders, and on some level, I grew up wanting to be Harrison Ford. They've defiled some of the greatest stories of our childhood years. Sad.
Disney's self destruction has been nothing short of magical to watch, they tried to test the waters on the phrase " too big to fail" They were handed several IPs loaded with content and decided to do their own thing and it blew up in their stupid faces
aren't they being sued by their shareholders now? 😂
What next?
@@NinjaFlibble well they have ambushed big iger for his incompetence in dictating activist ideologies at the expense of quality filmmaking, while making financials deals with communist china that don't love anything disney produces, especially when it comes to diversity. That's hilarious. So maybe they are suing them. I just think the shareholders are abandoning disney, entirely.
And they keep double down on the failures lol
There is no such thing as to big to fail.
Last Crusade was such a great send-off and conclusion to the trilogy.
The opening scene with River Phoenix as young Indy was the best part of that film.
Exactly. And it's a good thing that that movie was the last Indy movie. There are no more Indy movies after that one.
There is no other sequel to this third masterpiece. The crystal nonsense already isn't canon for me anymore. Let alone whatever they cooked up now. It sounds awful.
The only two good Indiana Jones films in my opinion were Raiders and Crusade.
@@kennarajora6532 Yeah, I didn't care for Temple of Doom so much, even though it was fun.
Remember it was the Hollies that recorded "King Midas in Reverse", many years ago!!
I remember how excited people were when Disney bought up LucasFilm, and that it was out of Lucas' hands. Careful what you wish for, kids.
I remember when Jim Henson found out he was terminally ill and sold all his Muppet rights to Disney as the only organization he thought could protect his work. There was a time Disney was trusted to make only good family entertainment. Look at the queer trash they make now.
The prequels broke me already, but you're correct.
Heh. Better the devil you know. And unintended consequences
I wasn't. I knew even in October 2012 that Star Wars is now on a chopping block.
@@doshutokeshi3877 for all their flaws the prequels didn't tear up the lore they just weren't very well executed
It’s honestly very sad to see my childhood superhero get the modern Lucas Film treatment 😭
WHY DISNEY?! WHY MUST YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING WE LOVE??!!
Because humanity in their eyes are disposable payslave animals, who must be kept indoctrinated, before being slaughtered.
Just say to yourself "The Indiana Jones Trilogy" There is no real Indiana Jones after Holy Grail. Then you can remember Indy and his family and friends riding off into the sunset like He deserved.
No offense and I get it but... Harrison Ford agreed to do these movies . . .He is part of the destruction.
Just write it all off as a fever dream or a drug-induced hallucination; they can't kill anything, they can only obscure it from new eyes with a layer of shit.
@@jesterday2222 don’t bring ford into this lol
his acting was amazing even in crystal skull
Legend has it that after this movie release, George Lucas denied having had any connection to Lucas Film in the past, Harrison Ford goes into a fit of rage whenever someone brings up Indiana Jones, the Kennedy family disavowed Kathleen, and the state of Indiana applied for a legal name change.
@@Raya-ir4tm But does the state of Indiana at least get a name change? Come on, they can’t be that cruel and deny it.
Posting cringe I see.
@@Raya-ir4tmHarrison Ford is not Mark Hammill. He doesn't do anything he doesn't want to.
@@Treklosopher Ford definitely seems to give way less fucks then Hammil although he still gets his jabs in every so often
@@Treklosopher I wouldn't say that. He has expensive hobbies like private aviation, and an expensive wife. The liquidity needs to flow, and the opportunities to make a big paycheck are far and few in between for people in their 80s and 90s.
My favorite part was when they’re on the airplane and Indy punches the bad guy and says “get off my plane”. Oh wait……
The idea that Bob Gale has never green-lit a Back To The Future Part IV is looking all the more saner. He must've had foreknowledge on how they would butcher his baby.
I heard that Robert Zemeckis has also specifically refused to give the rights to them, because of crap like this. Good for him - lets hope he doesn't buckle under the lure of the Disney big bucks that they will inevitably throw at him, if they haven't already.
It all comes back to what James Bond said to the villain towards the end of Tomorrow Never Dies: "I may have some breaking news for you, Elliot. You forgot the first rule of mass media: GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!"
Yep Back to the Future is something that should never be redone .These movies brighten up my darkest days .
Somehow it'll happen one day, and it won't make the studio doing it any money.
@@afez7101 same here. I've had days where I've let all three run back to back. Oh for the brighter days of years past.
Could you imagine being Harrison Ford? Or even John Williams? Both lived through a golden age of cinema only to have their careers end with a whimper
Did Ford have a gun to his head taking these parts in these particular movies? Ford did the whimpering to himself.
Ford seems to just want to take truck loads of money to turn up and go through the motions these days. As someone else mentioned, respect to Cavill for walking away from the ever growing piles of steaming turds from Disney, Prime, Netflix, etc
Harrison Ford can blame himself.
Lmao it's very well known by now that Ford doesn't give a shit about the movies he's in as long as he makes money. I can guarantee you that his "golden age of cinema" has never even crossed his mind
@@dlewis9760 dude just wants money lmao, he was never in it for the art. Also joe mama was whimpering last night xDDDD
The only one who I probably feel genuinely sorry for, is John Williams. Dude put so much effort into creating such an iconic theme for this movie series. So to learn that this will be his final film before retiring, and it’s gonna be a huge clusterf**k, it’s just feels painful to see this man who put so much effort into making everything in Hollywood movies so good be all for nothing.
Unless he lived under a rock these past 10 years, he should have seen this coming. Writing was on the wall ever since Last Jedi: Disney hates their fans.
@@dennikstandard since Force Awakens in 2015
What are you talking about "all for nothing"? That's not true at all
So she's got dirt on him too!
@@JJPassmore12 yeah, there are decades of great movies scored by John Williams, this tripe doesn’t represent him
That swipe at Cordon was the funniest shit from you yet! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's like they not only want to erase the past, but punish anyone for remembering it fondly.
oO(Sounds like my ex gf.)
A fate worse than death
All part of the plan
"A parasite that sucks the life and soul out of everything it touches...." I've never heard a more perfect description of KK
🫶🏻🤜🏼🤛🏼
@@ivortheenginedriver4264 didn't take long for one of you obsessed Trump haters to bring him up. I swear, you people think about him more than the people who actually voted for him.😂
Kkk
What did people really expect putting a transexual in charge of Lucasfilms?
@@ivortheenginedriver4264 and the typical five old level comment. Are you going out of your way to prove how young, immature and dumb you are? If so, good job.
It’s like my dad told me when he first introduced me to Indiana Jones when I was seven: “Indiana Jones is a trilogy of awesome adventure films”
have you actually SEEN Dial of Destiny, to establish if it's any good?? Or are you just addicted to misery?
@@StrangeAttractor It isn't and I don't need to see it to know it.
@@StrangeAttractor Nop, don't need to because I stick to the belief and fact that was given to me by my father at just 7 yrs old
@@StrangeAttractor Could you stop reposting the same comment over and over again?
@@StrangeAttractor Found the marketing bot. Report it and move on.
There’s some really good stories where a legacy character passed on the torch to and stayed on as mentoring the younger generation.
Like Batman Beyond. Yes, Bruce starts out as a jaded and embittered old man estranged from his friends and without any purpose anymore as he had to resort to threatening a mook with a gun in order to save his own life. However, once Terry enters his life and reminds him of his purpose, Bruce steps in as mentor and teacher and even becomes a father figure. It’s like watching a dying flower given water. Sure, it takes time and he’s still a cranky old man but he has purpose again.
Terry is no slouch either. He’s a capable, smart, snarky, temperamental, caring and passionate young man who is on a redemption journey after having wasted his youth in juvie. Granted, he has a learning curve and makes mistakes along the way but he keeps going.
So it can be done. But it takes a competent group of talented people to pull it off and I think we’ve established that KK isn’t one of those people.
"How do you picture Indiana Jones?"
"Old, divorced, irrelevant, and subservient to a British woman."
"Have I got a movie for you!"
Wait he divorced Marion?
@@michaelusswisconsin6002 WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS!
According to reviews of the film, grief over the death of their son put a strain on Indy and Marion's relationship and they are separated at the start of the 1969 scenes. Indy is served divorce papers, but he still wears his wedding ring.
I read a purported plot synopsis for the film that was posted online after the Cannes premiere. According to it, Indy and Marion reconcile at the end.
@@ginormousaurus8394not sure how to feel about this
It's kind of amazing that Kathleen Kennedy herself seems to literally have NO SHAME.
greedy people rarely do
Amazing if that Disney hasn't fired her after her long succession of failures
Why not? She's been told she is a special genius by merit of just being a woman her whole life.
Why would she? She's performed exactly as they hired her to perform.
If I was getting paid the kind of money she gets paid, I wouldn’t give two flying fucks either.
"Reverse King Midas" is such a perfect metaphor for modern Disney
Everything they touch turns to sh!t 💩
There is a word in german for it: Kotmidas
Edit: The word originated from the game around a very "big" german lol-cow called Dragonlord. Everything he does or interacts with, basically turns to shit. Same with the life of every person he gets into contact with. Count Dankula made a series on him.
Empress Excrement.
King Mierdas ($#!+ in spanish)
The Shidas Touch as we would say in Australia.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a "Bridge Too Far" for me. I knew I wouldn't see this one when geriactric Harrison Ford was announced to play lead.
When I first saw The Last Crusade, it began my little tradition of watching a film until the last credit rolled and the lights in the theater came back on.
It was the perfect ending. Riding into the sunset, Father and Son. The father with his best friend and the Son with his best friend. The four of them having gone on the greatest adventure one ever could.
Don't. Rub it. In.
I love this too. It is also why I hate, hate, hate most streaming services now. To interrupt the things I'm feeling after a great movie or tv show so they (Hulu) can countdown from 6,000 seconds until I get back to the "browser menu" or they (Amazon) can show me what will come next that I never asked for is beyond frustrating. I will never subscribe to that shit.
@@loopy7232 i dont like streaming services either because like you say they always want to give you something to watch after like a loop but after a movie or series episode i dont really want to watch another series or movie maybe i just want to think about what i have just watched instead of gorging on another one
They literally rode off into the sunset, only it was a powered up version because they did so to the tune of one of the greatest themes in cinematic history. They stuck the landing as perfectly as possible but unfortunately that wasn't good enough.
I was a kid. We went to that movie three times. That's the only move we ever saw in the theater more than once.
What blows my mind is how Disney can keep having massive losses without going bankrupt or having a major shareholder walkout.
Oh, I'd wager they're losing a TON of money right now. They would have an army of accountants, tho, making these deductions etc. A slower death, to be sure.
BlackRock ( a very powerful financial firm) is one of Disneys biggest shareholders, and they even created the metric that woker=better
They're investments, and stocks are so huge they can afford to spend decades losing a few billion here, and there. So, yes, the junk will keep being churned out.
@@robertbickford4149 their*
@@MrTaylork1 🤓
Mandalorian doing the Event Horizon scream was a great touch.
concur
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ 😂
@@therainman7777🤣
I totally forgot about ur channel man. I gotta rewatch ur vids so I can spawn megalodon in bo3
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9Douay-Rheims is better though.
its funny how films like kingdom of the crystal skull are now gonna be seen as great films since they actually retained what made the movies great
Same with the Star Wars prequels who were trashed on for a decade, until we got the sequel, and the kids who had watched the prequels grew up and had nostalgia for them
Lucas Films is like a parent who worked hard to build a business that brought great wealth to its family. Then it retired and left the business to its spoiled kid who grew up getting everything handed to it and never had to work.
"Short sleeves to short sleeves in three generations"
*and also hated their parents
And doesn’t care about the business which subsequently leads it to be burnt to the ground
The Silver Spoons are firmly planted up the LucasFilms/ Disney arses...and they like it...
RIP Indiana Jones, you will be missed 1981-1989
1981-2008
@@theunknowncommenter725 whoops I forgot the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull😕
@@jasonmussett2129 you're one of those people
@@theunknowncommenter725 Crystal Skull still sucks
'"In their arrogance, they killed it."
i love how disney is allowing itself to be a case study in the perils of social engineering in the corporate world.
It will be fascinating to look back upon if they aren't the ones writing the history books
Thing is, all corporations are doing it now, but they are relatively hidden from public view. Poor corporate employees have to go through this indoctrination all over our once great country. Many of us were taught to abhor social engineering and associate it with the likes of nazi Germany. So, it's heartbreaking to see this thing.
I'm buying Disney when it hits $10 a share.
Yeah it’s a bold strategy, Cotton.
@@guilhermehank4938 unfortunately from all appearances they will be.
When I hear "would you be interested in spending $6000," I think I would like to HAVE $6000. And apart from all the other idiotic decisions Disney makes, that's another big problem. They think everyone is as rich and wasteful as themselves.
This is incredibly unfortunate. Who could’ve predicted that Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, and The Last Crusade (some of the greatest action/adventure films of all time) would have been treated with so much disrespect?
have you actually SEEN Dial of Destiny, to establish if it's any good?? Or are you just addicted to misery?
@@StrangeAttractor the drinker is
@@StrangeAttractor the pattern is pretty well established. Honestly, even if it's good I have no interest in feeding more money to the mouse.
@@StrangeAttractor dude... just stop.
I liked all of those movies but I also enjoyed the adventures of young Indiana jones series too personally I'm more interested in series shows than one off movies.
I was more excited about this review than the movie itself
Wait until he reviews the actual movie! That's going to be one of his most epic videos of all time.
I can't wait for Doomcock's review...
It’s amazing how he’s decided to hate the movie before he’s even seen it. Such a true objective individual
I'm curious if you noticed that this wasn't an actual review of the movie.
@@danbooth2163 Sometimes you can tell that you're most likely not going to be interested in a product, judging from promotional material as well as other things the same studio has been putting out, and their general way of doing things, trends in their products, etc. It is a bit silly of him to present it as though he's already formed an opinion on the movie rather than say "Yeah, this is probably gonna suck", but I definitely wouldn't expect any kind of hype or even mild indifference, because that would be just as dishonest when we know what kind of company Disney has become.
It's literally the definition of insanity. They keep trying to do the same thing.. over and over and over again. Expecting different results. It just keeps plummeting.
Dont be fooled its not insanity, its engineered by psychopatic bilionaries sponsoring this shit. They keep doing this, because they must. Otherwise they will be canceled in Hollywood, media and sponsors.
Sounds like something I heard in rehab.
They're doing this with all the major franchises they're doing this with Terminator they're doing this with Marvel it's really sad to watch.
As long as it makes money it works for them. They dont care about morals, heritage, a good entertaining story or fans. Making money = pass. Disney would make a drama series about the SS or Islamic State if it made money.
@@Emulous79 I've been sober since February 2nd 2020. 🙂
Its such a shame what they have done to Indiana Jones. The original trilogy was awesome and i thought Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was ok i guess. But when i heard about this one i immediately shook my head because i had a feeling it was going to be complete shit. Shouldve just left it alone.
A franchise that should have ended 30 years ago? It did, the moment Indy, his dad, Marcus, and Sallah rode off into the sunset. Also, Star Wars ended when Luke smiled at the Force ghosts as he and his friends celebrated at the end of ROTJ.
The canon ending
Yup, it's why I will always value the originals and ignore the new ones.
YES!
@@mrjohnnyk Unfortunately for me, my favourite SW character is Kylo Ren/Ben 😒Solo. And because of him, I can't let SW go.
I will say I think there should've been prequels for Star Wars. Episode 3 wasn't perfect but still valuable in the series for me.
With that being said there's so much they messed up in the prequels... it could've been done well and it still adds some value to the franchise... should've added a lot more if it were executed better
I remember when I was 11, my mom wanted to take me to see Raiders of the Lost Ark. By the billboard I thought it was some kind of religious documentary. Man was I bummed. I fought but she dragged me along. After the first 5 minute intro and the rolling ball and everything, man was I shocked and thrilled. One of the best movies I've ever seen and as a kid it was beyond awesome. I refuse to see the Dial of Disgust and ruin all my fond memories of those early movies. My excitement after those 5 minutes was immeasurable and that moment will never be taken from me.
Bless your mom.
I feel the Same about the Matrix brother . the last one did exactly what you said to me. it tainted my entire opinion and experience of the franchise .. stick to your guns brother vote with your wallet. ..
Same age, at the time...absolutely magical experience seeing that movie in the theater. Begged for a brown fedora for my birthday, and found a store in my town that actually had a bull-whip for sale...bought it with money I'd made mowing lawns. The thing is, it all started to go obviously down hill even with Temple of Doom. Not a horrible movie, but clearly a big step down. Similar with Return of the Jedi. Something happened in the mid-80's where the whole 'corporate' thing sort of took over and the artistic magic went away.
That's funny, i had the same experience. Couldn't understand why my parents were interested in this one. Then blown away!
Same thing happened to me but with the movie The Matrix. Good times.
The true Indiana Jones that we all know and love rode off into the sunset with his dear old dad, Sean Connery
Yes, exactly! A fabulous ending to Last Crusade and the trilogy. Why can't they just let things end! Why do HACKs have to re-boot EVERYTHING and RUIN the legacy REAL ARTISTS made!??
Galaxy's Edge shouldn't have had any major Star Wars characters or factions. It should've been a Star Wars: Resistance situation.
You have saved me countless hours of watching bs movies. Thank you Drinker ! You're not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need. Thank you for your sacrifice
Thank you! For not 'hate watching' or watching for laughs, giving these companies what they want in the process. You're the best ✌
countless?
Don't you mean 2.
Critical Drinker blatantly hasn't seen it yet. have you actually SEEN Dial of Destiny, to establish if it's any good?? Or are you just addicted to misery?
He hasn’t seen it yet. So you’re taking the word of a stranger who has no experience watching this particular film?
So you are basing your opinion on one youtuber and a few "professional" reviewers. Just saying plenty of movies out there that have low critic scores but scored highly with audiences. If you still choose to not go watch it, then at least make it based on how YOU feel and not based on what some random schmo says
If they really wanted a female successor to Indy so badly, why not at least use his actual daughter Sophie instead of conjuring this god-daughter out of thin air?
Oh wait, then they wouldn't have any excuse to pointlessly destroy Indy's happy family, would they?
Like say what you want about Kingdom of The Crystal Skull, but at least that one gave Indy a happy and fulfilling ending.
Well I guess Indy 4 is gonna start getting the Prequel treatment of having worse sequels so now it's viewed as good.
Indy has a Daughter?
Who the hell is Sophie?
@@lolstalgic9602 A little known minor character from the TV show.
The most shocking thing is that no one could have predicted this
You mean everyone could have predicted this?
@@theflyingninja1 i'm pretty sure, yeah
Right? Imagine going back in time 20 years and telling people that in the near future that future Star Wars, Marvel and Indianna Jones would become feminist laughing stocks and absolutely fail at the box office
@@TbagsPS And then proceed to tell them it was all done on purpose, with intent established decades prior.
Everyone predicted this.
What next Kathleen? Back to the Future IV? Don't you dare touch our beloved Doc and Marty McFly!