Kathleen Kennedy "Saves" Star Wars (Again)

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2024
  • So I was delighted to learn that a new female-centric Star Wars TV show, written by Leslye Headland) is in the works. Let's find out more.

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  • @TheCriticalDrinker
    @TheCriticalDrinker  4 роки тому +2353

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    • @Stormbringer2012
      @Stormbringer2012 4 роки тому +16

      Few Scots have ever done what he has done
      Or even seen what movies he has seen
      His time has passed
      There are no more
      He is the last Scottish deprecator
      Few Scots have even tried what he has tried
      Most men have failed where he's prevailed
      His time has passed
      There are no more
      He is the last Scottish deprecator
      Hollywood holds nothing new in store for him
      And things that startle you and me
      Are just a bore for him
      His spark of light has gone
      His light grows dim
      Can there be a movie left in the world to challenge him?
      Few Scots have ever lived as he has lived
      Or even reviewed what he has reviewed
      His time has passed
      There are no more
      He is the last Scottish deprecator
      He is the last Scottish deprecator

    • @warrenrohr
      @warrenrohr 4 роки тому +17

      Drinker your videos are always a treat to savor and enjoy brother! Nailed this video perfectly with every word describing Kathleen Kennedy how she rose to fame riding the coattails geniuses around her and her final betrayal to George Lucas. She’s the cancer that crippled and killed the franchise.

    • @AutomationDnD
      @AutomationDnD 4 роки тому +5

      she *SAVES* (?) Star Warz? ........ *groan*

    • @JCResDoc94
      @JCResDoc94 4 роки тому +3

      ☼ is that what you heard? it is a fine narrative. & it is a fine girl-boss story. for reasons you point out: if youre someone that doesnt reall care about it - AND was there fro the start, unlike the fans...i mean we all make choices on where to invade. you know what story i dont actually know? Rian Jhnson, how he got the job w/what seems like no real cv.
      the answer is usually in the parents or their siblings/spouses in these cases, i find. Also in the cases where no risks were taken or - it is just nearly always the case. so... is he Lyndon Johnsons son's wifes sisters son?

    • @zalzalahbuttsaab
      @zalzalahbuttsaab 4 роки тому +8

      @@Stormbringer2012 Go away, now!

  • @4piousmen
    @4piousmen 4 роки тому +7244

    Kathleen is exactly like Palpatine, hiding in the shadows for many years, getting higher and higher in ranks and finally when the time came she revealed herself as a true villain.

    • @seven-sevensevens877
      @seven-sevensevens877 4 роки тому +383

      Lord Vadar don’t you dare compare the two, Palpatine actually had to face adversity - like multiple attempts on his life

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 4 роки тому +322

      But palpatine was smart

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 4 роки тому +88

      SHE IS THE SENATE

    • @thisisthisis542
      @thisisthisis542 4 роки тому +59

      Palpatine was thought to be defeated, but he had one last trick up his sleeve, one last attack on the Galaxy, just like her

    • @solumoprah6331
      @solumoprah6331 4 роки тому +25

      UNLIMITED POWERRR!!!!

  • @alexman378
    @alexman378 4 роки тому +4139

    You remember how Scar betrayed his brother, took over his kingdom and brought in a bunch of parasitic hyenas who did nothing but consume relentlessly and turned a once prosperous kingdom into a barren wasteland? And how he didn’t really have any particular reason or vision for becoming a King other than his ego? Yeah, I’m getting the same exact same vibes here.

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 4 роки тому +126

      Joseph Shmo And no one was prepared.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 4 роки тому +137

      What we need is someone to come along and throw her off Pride Rock. Then she'll be eaten by her own supporters.

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross 4 роки тому +57

      Interesting fact i learned from JP:
      The Lion King (and other corrupt Uncle stories in general) that functions just as you describe, plus the kingdom being rescued by the true heir, was part of the core mythology of the Ancient Egyptian Religion.
      Also the heir was conceived by the deposed queen with her dead God King husbands dead severed Phallus. That being an early pseudo prototype and predecessor for the idea of the Virgin Birth.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 4 роки тому +70

      @@TheJeremyKentBGross
      1. That has _what_ to do with what we were discussing?
      2. Your attempt to connect that myth to the Virgin Birth was _incredibly_ clumsy.

    • @elguapo5976
      @elguapo5976 4 роки тому +6

      Great comment

  • @robertx1603
    @robertx1603 4 роки тому +17328

    Kennedy is like a newly separated wife who hates her ex so much that she doesn’t care what happens to the kids as long as it hurts her ex.

    • @raijinwolf2248
      @raijinwolf2248 4 роки тому +1064

      Used to be one of those kids. Was not a fun time.

    • @Bellski
      @Bellski 4 роки тому +319

      Ben A Sorry to hear bro.

    • @bobbinsgaming3028
      @bobbinsgaming3028 4 роки тому +499

      That's... the best analogy I've ever heard for her. Amazing.

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 4 роки тому +415

      Also, she's the one who cheated and wanted the divorce.

    • @rustyshackleford17
      @rustyshackleford17 4 роки тому +160

      I feel like that's always been the case. The sad part is that she's going to land on her feet somewhere else...and do the exact same thing all over again.

  • @randomclod385
    @randomclod385 3 роки тому +1622

    Man, I love star wars since I was a kid. I am a girl, and I looked up to luke not being overtaken by all the darkness in his life. A man who didn't know his parents, fought for everything he got, and even when he was losing he was winning in the end. He taught me perseverance, even when shit hits the fan you got to trudge through it. He taught me that even when you face your demons that are stronger than you, you can still win without resorting to the darker things of life.
    Rei, a female who is suppose to be a role model for females taught me that if you have a certain bloodline you can know everything and do everything and be a little shit. So, yea I think I will go with luke on this one since I am probably born to sheep herders etc, and don't come from wealth.

    • @chaz2187
      @chaz2187 3 роки тому +69

      I respect what you say. Any written character can be a role model, but they must have a strong and believable character development arc and a logical, natural progression in the nature and flow of the story. One mistake that people like Kathleen Kennedy make is that they are blinded by that fact that a strong lead character should be a girl, forget whether she has any weaknesses as a character or a logical journey to follow. More often than not they forget that people need to associate, believe in and look up to these characters and then they are loved. It was never about whether they were man or woman, heterosexual or homosexual, good or evil, it was building a believable, loveable and creative character within a believable, lovable and creative universe to escape from realities. Perhaps to further the point, another reason why characters might not be liked might be because they attack the politics of the world, rather than unite the humanity within all of us?

    • @lethalslaughterband5498
      @lethalslaughterband5498 2 роки тому +29

      I love how you don’t even have enough respect for rei you spell her name wrong 👍

    • @randomclod385
      @randomclod385 2 роки тому +43

      @@lethalslaughterband5498 Ye I didn't care enough to google it.

    • @joeshlong9614
      @joeshlong9614 2 роки тому +20

      Im a male and even tho the new lead was going to be female, it didn’t shake my excitement at all.
      I was super happy for more Star Wars, but you summed everything up perfectly, the lead was shit not for gender, but for literally everything else.

    • @malikdespanie4344
      @malikdespanie4344 2 роки тому +5

      What Star Wars was is something that everyone can enjoy regardless of who you are or how you choose to identify yourself. What it is now is just utterly unrecognizable garbage from the masterpiece that came before it.

  • @orionslaver432
    @orionslaver432 4 роки тому +935

    This time, when the Drinker says, "Go away, now", I don't think he's talking to us.

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 4 роки тому +8

      I hope the comment was directed toward dollar store Okumura.
      He doesn't deserve to be in politics and he doesn't deserve to run a company. He sounds super corrupt and opportunistic, he only hired that woman for being a woman and kept her, despite her incompetence.

  • @MrHanderson91
    @MrHanderson91 4 роки тому +9049

    >Be a Karen
    >Hire other Karens
    >project fails
    SEXISM BAD REEEEEEEEEE

    • @StrongandGrand
      @StrongandGrand 4 роки тому +422

      This is what happens when Karen becomes the manager.

    • @gibbysplendid3725
      @gibbysplendid3725 4 роки тому +247

      PasserMontanus “Look at me! I’m so clever becuase I can criticize a community of people online that i don’t like.” Dude it’s super obvious that your salty that the “red-pilled” youtube community is enjoying their memes.

    • @iaincampbell2740
      @iaincampbell2740 4 роки тому +25

      insaneweasel1 >rinse and repeat

    • @lilcigga2537
      @lilcigga2537 4 роки тому +144

      PasserMontanus the only reason you should be this upset over a meme is because you’re a Karen yourself. Are you a Karen, Karen?

    • @kasession
      @kasession 4 роки тому +97

      I'm no fan of Kathleen Kennedy, but how did my name get associated with failure. 🤔😊

  • @Shmu82
    @Shmu82 4 роки тому +5014

    “I saved Star Wars”
    “Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way”

    • @mattstorey7256
      @mattstorey7256 4 роки тому +184

      She did save it! It's rotted corpse is out back under the petunias.

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 4 роки тому +147

      @@mattstorey7256 had us in the first half in not gonna lie

    • @racool911
      @racool911 4 роки тому +28

      That’s what ppl thought about the prequels. At this point I have no idea what the future is going to think

    • @jonathanrangel7036
      @jonathanrangel7036 4 роки тому +47

      Racool to be fair people hated the prequels until the sequels began to release

    • @racool911
      @racool911 4 роки тому +8

      wildebest In honesty I feel like all this social justice type arguments are completely overblown and exaggerated.

  • @tonya4029
    @tonya4029 8 місяців тому +21

    KKs attitude now is, “If I can’t have Star Wars, no one will.”
    Great job Kath, you succeeded.

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 4 роки тому +3924

    She saved Star Wars from being good again! So stunning! So brave!

    • @foxfoxtrot4368
      @foxfoxtrot4368 4 роки тому +113

      Do you think a paid assassin is a good investment?

    • @dedalionarts6077
      @dedalionarts6077 4 роки тому +26

      @@foxfoxtrot4368 It would been, but knowing live if something like this ever happend progressive media just would use this as an " exampull of misoginy and sexisizm in STAR WARS FAN Base". And even do she did ruin star wars, getting rid of her wouldn t fix that much. This would just make THE LAST OF US 2, part 2 in form of star wars...

    • @SunnyBara
      @SunnyBara 4 роки тому +11

      It didnt need saving

    • @awkwardarovods
      @awkwardarovods 4 роки тому +38

      Alright who wants a hire a hitman on Kathleen

    • @awkwardarovods
      @awkwardarovods 4 роки тому +3

      @@foxfoxtrot4368 yes

  • @footofjuniper8212
    @footofjuniper8212 4 роки тому +7165

    Damn, haven't seen anybody hit a Kennedy that accurately since 1963.

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 4 роки тому +536

    Kennedy: “I’m going to go down as the person who brought equality to Star Wars”
    Everyone: “Unfortunately for you history won’t see it that way.”

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 4 роки тому +21

      She's equally despised by fans of every political persuasion.

    • @relishcakes4525
      @relishcakes4525 4 роки тому +16

      @@Silverfirefly1 Thats equality in one way, so..shes not entirely wrong lol

    • @si2foo
      @si2foo 4 роки тому +11

      equality to star war's yeah lets see more women getting killed on screen then ill believe that

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 роки тому +6

      Unfortunately there`s a difference between equality and misandric bullshit..

    • @NoLiveking87
      @NoLiveking87 4 роки тому +7

      >brought equality to Star Wars
      "A prophecy that misread could have been"

  • @brianmcconnell1817
    @brianmcconnell1817 3 роки тому +209

    Kathleen Kennedy reminds of all the smirking incompetent female bosses I’ve ever had. There’s a TV series on Disney+ that chronicles the behind the scenes activities and development of the TV series The Mandolorian called “Star Wars Gallery” in which she joins a round table discussion with Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau. The disdain Jon has for her is so obvious and so palpable it’s hilarious. He absolutely despises her. Dave on the other hand just refuses to even look at her. She looks like the clued out girl from HR.
    I’m certain the head of Disney can shut down her little vanity project. There’s an old saying in Hollywood “there’s only one or two ways to say yes, but there are a thousand ways to say no.” Besides, who the hell wants to work with her?

    • @keaien
      @keaien 2 роки тому

      It's quite easy, just stall the project. Her contract won't be renewed and when it's done you can finally kill her vanity feminist shit project without any issues. Plenty of ways to do it.

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 Рік тому +10

      Shes jewish. Spielberg is jewish.
      This happens with every "minority" group where they try to mask their nepotism by saying they "look out for eachother".
      I would know. Im one of them, and have seen that shit myself

    • @nerva-
      @nerva- Рік тому +2

      @@honkhonk8009 interesting, I had no idea she was Jewish. Unfortunately, that explains a lot. I'm repulsed by racism, but it's simply a fact there's a LOT of Jews in Hollywood, and while there's nothing inherently wrong with that (any more than there being a lot of Asian doctors is), there seems to be a lot of favoritism by Jews to other Jews (Bernie Madoff is the classic example - he preyed upon that), so for every genius like Spielberg, he props up the careers of mediocre people like Kennedy and JJ Abrams, who in turn keep blatantly incompetent people like Alex Kurtzman in the business.

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 Рік тому

      @@nerva- I appreciate your comments. Its rare to find someone that has balanced and healthy takes such as yours. I agree with you!

    • @WiggleJimmy
      @WiggleJimmy Рік тому

      The two of you are complete and total clowns and I hope you never delete your comments so they can forever stand as a testament to what happens when idiots get into an echo chamber.

  • @nofakenews9558
    @nofakenews9558 4 роки тому +2521

    Strong females characters have been around for decades , it just isn’t convenient for feminists to acknowledge them ....... it’s hard to play the victim when there isn’t one .

    • @anunknownentity1637
      @anunknownentity1637 4 роки тому +220

      Agreed, they pretend like there are no strong female characters in movies despite
      Ellen Ripley
      Trinity
      Sarah Conners
      Wonder Woman
      Katniss Everdeen
      Black Widow
      Every Disney princess
      And in the same movie series you have Princess Leia

    • @slim420-e8v
      @slim420-e8v 4 роки тому +55

      Disney Strong Females = Dudes dressed like women in wigs and make-up.

    • @neeeee8525
      @neeeee8525 4 роки тому +68

      @@anunknownentity1637 Ahsoka Tano, Hermione Granger and to many to count

    • @anunknownentity1637
      @anunknownentity1637 4 роки тому +12

      @@neeeee8525 was gonna say her, but thought it'd be best to stick to movies only

    • @flipnap2112
      @flipnap2112 4 роки тому +20

      Princess Leia was one back in 1977

  • @Aron_7777
    @Aron_7777 4 роки тому +1998

    You, Sir, are drunk!"
    "And you, Madam, are ugly. But in the morning I will be sober."
    - Winston Churchill

    • @glasnikcovjek8848
      @glasnikcovjek8848 4 роки тому +62

      @Nicholas Ovel he did, in the fifties, his second run as prime minister

    • @TheRCScotsman
      @TheRCScotsman 4 роки тому +285

      Yes, it's real:
      Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk."
      Winston Churchill: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."
      Another legendary one was against Lady Astor:
      Astor: "If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee."
      Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

    • @mosesdouglas4325
      @mosesdouglas4325 4 роки тому +21

      That's fucking genius!

    • @burtpanzer
      @burtpanzer 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheRCScotsman I thought it was a quote of W.C. Fields, but perhaps you are right.

    • @wattotoydarian9376
      @wattotoydarian9376 4 роки тому

      @GunslingerXXI Correct. Not Margret Thatcher though I would include her a list.

  • @cookingwithjesus
    @cookingwithjesus 4 роки тому +939

    “In order to be inclusive, we’ll be focusing on division”

    • @martindixon54
      @martindixon54 4 роки тому +60

      Social Justice in a nutshell...

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 роки тому +37

      Women and minorities should be offended by big powerful corporations taking advantage of them like this.
      I am.

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 4 роки тому +4

      @@tiaaaron3278 Right? These corporations aren't even trying to hide that they're doing it solely for political browny points to increase profits and not because they actually care, and yet so many fall for this shit. Every time

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 роки тому +11

      @@clocked0 No representation >>>>> bad representation
      The Force Awakens was made for women? My little sister walked 40 minutes into that movie and she had never left a movie unfinished! She can't be accused of nostalgia because she had never seen the original Star Wars movies! And she never will.
      My sister was so disgusted by TFA, she refuses to watch the original.
      So yeah, Disney killed Star Wars for a young fan.
      With the direction garbage like Star Wars sequels, Charlie's Angels reboot, Captain Marvel, A Wrinkle in Time, etc the general audience will become wary and tired of any film or TV series with women and minorities. And that's the worst effect of The Great Awokening in Hollywood.
      They may kill representation in the long run.

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 4 роки тому +4

      @@tiaaaron3278 Yeah, it depresses me when I get called a right wing troll for having these exact same thoughts (even though I'm very left wing)
      Just shows people will take anything and never really stop to **think** about it.

  • @thomashauguel6811
    @thomashauguel6811 9 місяців тому +12

    Seeing that first picture of Kathleen Kennedy and Steven Spielberg., she looks like an innocent, fawning little fangirl.
    That said, I am reminded of a line from the movie "Excalibur" that goes: King Arthur - "Where hides evil then in my kingdom?" Merlin's response - "Always, where ya never expect it! Always."

  • @electricimpulse7
    @electricimpulse7 4 роки тому +1703

    That was a Rageaholic-level roast. You didn't even stop to breathe.

    • @robertlewis6915
      @robertlewis6915 4 роки тому +66

      you know, Raz0rfist and Drinker working together on a longer (30+ minute) video would be some awesome stuff. They have similar but divergent styles that could mesh really well.

    • @electricimpulse7
      @electricimpulse7 4 роки тому +45

      @@robertlewis6915 "I'm Razorfist! Go awey now!"

    • @robertlewis6915
      @robertlewis6915 4 роки тому +6

      @@electricimpulse7 lol

    • @ryanbarker5217
      @ryanbarker5217 4 роки тому +9

      @@robertlewis6915 i'm thinking razorfist and penguinz0 would be an interesting combo.

    • @damionvaltrezz4022
      @damionvaltrezz4022 4 роки тому +9

      Man all this hipe about this new star wars cough cough garbage cough series is ganna be the biggest dung heap dumpster fire of femnist SJW garbage yet that the KK virus has done so everyone get your close pins for the nose and sun glasses becasue it's gonna be bright and stinky 💩💩💩💩 ☣️☣️☣️ show literally

  • @aidank2108
    @aidank2108 3 роки тому +8907

    Saying that the force is female is like saying "Amen and Awomen"

    • @heartlessangel2910
      @heartlessangel2910 3 роки тому +994

      Amen = “So it will be.” Awoman = "I'm a progressive, virtue signalling idiot."

    • @johnvanegmond1812
      @johnvanegmond1812 3 роки тому +110

      "Idiots"

    • @kennethmc2601
      @kennethmc2601 3 роки тому +154

      I mean, that just proves she doesnt know anything about starwars. I'm sure it was one of her dumbass assistant's ideas anyways.

    • @aidank2108
      @aidank2108 3 роки тому +234

      @@kennethmc2601 it's funny to think that someone knowing nothing about star wars is in control of so much of it

    • @keladwynsolkas
      @keladwynsolkas 3 роки тому +90

      @@aidank2108
      Not funny in the slightest, we’ve learned. More like one hell of a headache

  • @reallybigmistake
    @reallybigmistake 4 роки тому +1986

    Disney buys a toolkit from George Lucas with: - spaceships - laser swords - magic wizard monks - evil magic wizard monks - aliens .
    Movies focused on: - Genders

    • @cookingwithjesus
      @cookingwithjesus 4 роки тому +125

      Promptly throws out tool kit and replaces it with arts and crafts.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 4 роки тому +71

      not to mention decades of film history in Kurosawa, Flash Gordon, and the freakin' fall of the Roman Republic.

    • @journeymanX
      @journeymanX 4 роки тому +59

      It’s like given the keys to a toy store near Christmas, you throw out the other toys to sell gender neutral glam dolls

    • @wadenbeisser2491
      @wadenbeisser2491 4 роки тому +13

      To be fair some alien life might have 64 genders.

    • @centurionconrad
      @centurionconrad 4 роки тому +4

      Mattias Hicking yeah but nobody cares.

  • @joaquinmenutti8096
    @joaquinmenutti8096 3 роки тому +270

    Damn, we lambasted Lucas for so long and now we realize nobody cared about the integrity of the saga more than him.

    • @Parasmunt
      @Parasmunt 3 роки тому +16

      Lucas made three flawed 'good' Star Wars movies in the early 00s and all he had to do was sit back and wait for time and Disney to have them crowned masterpieces.

    • @zenocrate4040
      @zenocrate4040 2 роки тому +14

      I’d wager Mark Hamill probably cares more.

    • @ColoradoStreaming
      @ColoradoStreaming 2 роки тому +10

      @@zenocrate4040 God, its a tragedy what happened to him. The sad thing is Henry Cavill is walking down the same dark road with the Witcher.

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 Рік тому +10

      @@ColoradoStreaming Henry cavil quit the moment his contract let him because the writers turned the show into dogshit

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 Рік тому +4

      The prequels were fucking fire.
      They were unrefined at first, but the clone wars was pure HEAT.
      I know alot of people thatcan easdily say with objective confidence that the Clone Wars >>> the original 70's movies.

  • @LucavlogsandgamingOFFICIAL
    @LucavlogsandgamingOFFICIAL 4 роки тому +2190

    Kathleen: you turned them against me
    George: you have done that yourself

  • @RoddThunderheart
    @RoddThunderheart 4 роки тому +855

    I'd noticed she was always in the background but never responsible for any of the biggest hits she was around...

    • @Vaultboy101
      @Vaultboy101 4 роки тому +53

      She's a bit of an ugly paperweight and paperweights don't usually need feeding and watering.

    • @txmoney
      @txmoney 4 роки тому +57

      Rodd Thunderheart
      Did you ever watch the Jurassic Park behind the scenes clips? I remember watching the mini documentary that was included in the DVD and thought to myself, “why is this woman constantly injecting herself into the stories and accounts by the director, the writers, the cast, and the production geniuses? What exactly was her role in the making of Jurassic Park”? Why was this glorified administrative exec being interviewed for this doc? She seemed to just be reiterating what Spielberg or Stan Winston or Michael Crichton said earlier.

    • @JPG.01
      @JPG.01 4 роки тому +5

      I'll paraphrase from the comedic work "Er ist wieder da" - "He is back" by Timur Vermes, a book about Hitler reappearing in the year 2011 due to mysterious circumstances.
      "There is a kind of people that thinks that absolutely nothing can be done successfully if they aren't involved. These individuals are often rather untalented and unknowledgeable about the gives subject. And when something succeeds that they have been involved in it's not due to them. These people aren't enablers of success, they are merely success-companions.(probably fellow traveller is more useful in this context)"

    • @GanonGhidorah
      @GanonGhidorah 4 роки тому +12

      The Only Movie that she had Creative Control and Responsibility over before Star Wars...was Jurassic Park 3...
      ...Let that sink in.

    • @ThaSlymes
      @ThaSlymes 4 роки тому

      @Alberta Strength Lucky bastard!

  • @winstonsmith7545
    @winstonsmith7545 4 роки тому +531

    Can you imagine if Jon favreau and Lucas wore “the force is male” shirts and took a picture?

    • @notacompleteidiot...1285
      @notacompleteidiot...1285 4 роки тому +29

      Oddly enough, I was never intrinsically bothered by the "Force is Female" shirts.
      But with a few seconds of thought, it's kind of tantamount to saying that God is a woman (or "God is a Man".
      Which kind of makes it worse.
      🤔

    • @llim7sNll
      @llim7sNll 4 роки тому +59

      They are more mature than to do that unlike this old bitch.

    • @TheCen17
      @TheCen17 4 роки тому +7

      They would not fall down like that :D

    • @jahmelbrewster4568
      @jahmelbrewster4568 4 роки тому +8

      @@notacompleteidiot...1285 God is a Father figure tho

    • @waltercomunello121
      @waltercomunello121 4 роки тому +14

      @@notacompleteidiot...1285 that's why some Hindi or Buddhist gods are neither male or female. As God should be. As a enlightened sage once said, "from the One came the Two, and from the Two the ten thousands stupid dumbfucks that started throwing a fuss about genders."

  • @johnclements5535
    @johnclements5535 2 роки тому +34

    The most watchable content on UA-cam. Puts the words, albeit slurred, to what I've been feeling for so long.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 роки тому +1

      On the Right-Wing Side of Things? Yes.
      but overall, hes not even in the Top 20.

  • @NerdX151
    @NerdX151 4 роки тому +1641

    Pretty much every arguement I have had with sequel defender:
    *Me:* "I really didn't enjoy these movies."
    *Sequel fanboy:* "YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE A STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER!"
    *Me:* "I love Ahsoka"
    *Sequel fanboy:* "Who tf is Ahsoka?"
    *Me:* "I think this debate is over..."

    • @danthemediocreman
      @danthemediocreman 4 роки тому +105

      I'm sorry you've had to deal with the simp side of the people who like the sequels. I like the sequel trilogy except for Rey Skywalker possibly the corniest dumbest thing that could be said as a final line of a star wars movie.

    • @_d_i_q__4859
      @_d_i_q__4859 4 роки тому +56

      @@danthemediocreman imagine Palpatine actually possed her, but they didn't know because he was hiding it, and he said Rey Skywalker so he could give the biggest "fuck you" To the apprentice that betrayed him

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 4 роки тому +19

      @@danthemediocreman *Rey palpatine

    • @mahfuzurchowdhury2765
      @mahfuzurchowdhury2765 4 роки тому +36

      @@danthemediocreman, literary same. I'm cool with the sequel trilogy, but when it came to the final scene, I was literally like "DON'T SAY IT, DON'T SAY IT" and she fucking said it.

    • @HolyShitNew
      @HolyShitNew 4 роки тому +4

      Fly_diq.22 _ that would be nice
      It wouldnt make the movie better enough that i think its ok but at least it could give an interesting storyline to make a movie with better character
      And the bad things you could blame on episode 8 and 9 so you wouldnt have much problems
      Think it would be great

  • @sandman5522
    @sandman5522 4 роки тому +1566

    I just realized: the producers of these new movies were so focused on representation of people in their films that they forgot to add plenty of alien characters, which are like the most interesting aspect of Star Wars.

  • @Givelasagna
    @Givelasagna 3 роки тому +2723

    This is why Disney is pouring all assets on the mandelorian, not only is it a huge success to fans alike but it also causes Kennedy to stay in the background where she belongs.

    • @clutchpedalreturnsprg7710
      @clutchpedalreturnsprg7710 3 роки тому +87

      Excepting picking on Gina Carano.

    • @herveblanche226
      @herveblanche226 3 роки тому +94

      Kennedy and the SJWS need to go.

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 3 роки тому +8

      @@clutchpedalreturnsprg7710 she is back right!?

    • @BigTorr704
      @BigTorr704 3 роки тому +43

      Kennedy belongs in the kitchen what are you talking about.

    • @galbrianthdsouza5308
      @galbrianthdsouza5308 3 роки тому +24

      The first season was magical, the second season felt like video games where they are simply completing mission with just enough premise, except for the Jedi episode

  • @mlcochym9764
    @mlcochym9764 2 роки тому +27

    I see the Critical Drinker as a hero…he really is saving the world…the world of movies that we love so much. Keep doing that good sir! I wish your voice is one day heard by hollywood. ✊🏼

  • @phazeflux7900
    @phazeflux7900 4 роки тому +1806

    For me, I don’t care what Disney does to Star Wars anymore, they’ve already killed it

    • @wjrneo2
      @wjrneo2 4 роки тому +43

      Filoni could save it. We only need them to take that leap of faith and trust him. He’s overall in charge of Clone Wars and that turned out to be an amazing story.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 роки тому +5

      me: ua-cam.com/video/UcZzlPGnKdU/v-deo.html

    • @T0wby
      @T0wby 4 роки тому +26

      Mandalorian is great tho

    • @phazeflux7900
      @phazeflux7900 4 роки тому +7

      Mumford Coast to coast that’s exactly what I mean thanks

    • @T0wby
      @T0wby 4 роки тому +6

      @Mumford Coast to coast I personally did partly enjoy the sequels but it just doesn't work as a trilogy at all.
      TFA was a copy pasta of ANH
      TLJ thought it would make some brave decisions but ended up all the more disappointing and I do get your point about Luke Skywalker
      TROS is in my opinion the worst of the three because it just was a whole bunch of nothingness...
      The sad thing about all of this is, in my opinion, that disney COULD make great Star Wars movies as proven in Rogue One, which is one of my all time favorite SW movies and The Mandalorian, which i really loved
      The problem is that the executives care more about SJW crap than telling a good story with interesting characters...

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 4 роки тому +614

    Star Wars seems to be managed by people who before Disney bought it would say "Star Wars is stupid."

    • @n.l.4626
      @n.l.4626 4 роки тому +44

      Nobody hates Star Wars like the people who make Star Wars.

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 4 роки тому +7

      They can't possibly think that it's stupid if they've never seen it.

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 4 роки тому +22

      Even Rian Johnson said he was never into star wars. I mean? ffs...

    • @decespugliatorenucleare3780
      @decespugliatorenucleare3780 4 роки тому +2

      that's a surprisingly accurate definition

    • @NuclearNuke41
      @NuclearNuke41 4 роки тому +1

      @J. Harris. What does "ditto" mean? Is English your native language?

  • @robert1325
    @robert1325 3 роки тому +1776

    "Identity politics, social justice, race bating, gender bending . . . now that's entertainment!"
    - kathleen kennedy

  • @c.9900
    @c.9900 Рік тому +13

    This is... Gold. Every single point, every single barb of stinging criticism is absolutely spot on.

  • @bruisedhelmet8819
    @bruisedhelmet8819 4 роки тому +1264

    Think how Lucas felt when she stabbed him in the back.

    • @shirishvogga6046
      @shirishvogga6046 4 роки тому +68

      As skeletor once said
      Just like a woman 😂😂😂😂

    • @RandomizedCTRL
      @RandomizedCTRL 4 роки тому +68

      I bet he felt great.
      To be vindicated as the only person who can raise a golden goose? That must have been cool. And he himself never cared for Canon, Expanded Universes etc. His work is intact and shines all the much brighter in contrast with the new stuff.

    • @Turanic1
      @Turanic1 4 роки тому +92

      George created something that united millions of people, Kathleen created something that divided them

    • @leadpaintchips9461
      @leadpaintchips9461 4 роки тому +11

      Probably felt the same as when people lamblasted him for what the prequel trilogy was.

    • @gabeux
      @gabeux 4 роки тому +48

      Bro this was the prophecy. The prophecy of The Chosen Retarded One who came and made something so shit that people who used to hate the prequels now hold them in high regard.

  • @luciusseneca2715
    @luciusseneca2715 4 роки тому +1652

    When George Lucas buys Lucasfilm back for a dollar, and declares the Disney movies non-canon, this will all be over.

    • @CrazyBear65
      @CrazyBear65 4 роки тому +71

      I hear that Don Quixote music for some reason. Good dream, though. Here's hoping it comes to fruition.

    • @danielbadger2641
      @danielbadger2641 4 роки тому +118

      If this actually happened, I would be very pleased. I’d be fine with him reusing the same cast from the “non-canon” Disney Trilogy (of course we can’t have Carrie Fisher), and then doing his own thing. I want to see Finn’s character get the justice it deserves, as well as Snoke.

    • @The_Andyman
      @The_Andyman 4 роки тому +9

      Oh please, I want that timeline to happen

    • @roberto5red5rocky85
      @roberto5red5rocky85 4 роки тому +10

      Hope he throws in the prequels too .

    • @Tired6878
      @Tired6878 4 роки тому +5

      Lucas is as bad as the rest of them now!

  • @hulloits4421
    @hulloits4421 3 роки тому +2696

    notice that whenever lucas and kennedy are in a photo together, lucas isn't smiling.

    • @FinanceWageSlave
      @FinanceWageSlave 3 роки тому +91

      Because Kathleen KENNEDY is a devil

    • @coolguy-tg3cx
      @coolguy-tg3cx 3 роки тому +153

      @@FinanceWageSlave that's Harsh for the Devil.

    • @rhyscallinan4402
      @rhyscallinan4402 3 роки тому +244

      Tbh Kathleen does suck out all the happiness in a room. And creativeness. And possibly intelligence.

    • @Buster.Skruggs
      @Buster.Skruggs 3 роки тому +116

      I notice this exact thing with Brie Larson and, well any of her Co stars

    • @dadcomeback1470
      @dadcomeback1470 3 роки тому +72

      @@Buster.Skruggs thats just femenists in general tho basically the fun nazis

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 3 роки тому +30

    I love the Drinker's writing style. The choice to write this in second person was interesting and heightened the content.

  • @Greengeist05
    @Greengeist05 4 роки тому +735

    There were “strong” and “diverse” female characters in the post return of the Jedi Star Wars canon. A competent creator could have spun those characters into a narrative that could have satisfied the progressives and the hardcore Star Wars fans. BUT NO! She just HAD to sh!t on the fans and George Lucas and make the property after her own image. Pathetic!

    • @jesseslack2089
      @jesseslack2089 4 роки тому +49

      Mara Jade anyone?

    • @Hoopla10
      @Hoopla10 4 роки тому +3

      Sure because she wrote the scripts. Came up with the ideas. God reading this comment section is like being slapped in the face by a bunch of dumbassery. Funny how when she produces successful films it's her being talent-less and hanging onto the coat-tails of the "male" directors. As soon as she doesn't, no now it's all her fault. The utter lack of self awareness here is stunning. And not to ignore the lack of knowledge of how the film business runs.
      Oh well she fixed it with The Last Jedi but you bunch of moronic incels spat your dummies out and wet your pants again. You get what you deserve.
      Lucas fucked this franchise long before Kennedy went anywhere near it.
      Oh well at least it gives morons like this to make shitty (unfunny) videos about and you morons can congregate together and share your bile. Enjoy.

    • @SteveL4
      @SteveL4 4 роки тому +6

      Banes apprentice , old republic..... bastillaa

    • @dustinmaxwell259
      @dustinmaxwell259 4 роки тому +22

      She could have done the Jaina +Jacen Solo storyline. Luke steps aside and charges his niece with the responsibility of putting down her corrupted twin brother. So strong female replaces Luke, to take down the corrupt male authority figure. KK's type of story was already told by the EU. ANY director could have adapted that to film. Not Rian though, he would have insisted on doing his own thing.

    • @jsierra-fx5fq
      @jsierra-fx5fq 4 роки тому +36

      @@Hoopla10 ok Karen

  • @JujuInFlames
    @JujuInFlames 4 роки тому +482

    I’m impressed with this scheme she’s made, she’s literally an anime villain, not going down without taking some people with her

    • @infiniteammo115
      @infiniteammo115 4 роки тому +18

      "I have rejected my humanity Lucas" Kk

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 роки тому +25

      How many Star Wars fans hearts have you crushed Kathy?
      I don’t know. How many slices of bread have you eaten in your life?

    • @propheci
      @propheci 4 роки тому +2

      Which one? Dio, Griffith, or Raoh?🤔

    • @Klondike877
      @Klondike877 4 роки тому

      I had a good laugh at what you just said ahah! That's kind of true.

    • @JujuInFlames
      @JujuInFlames 4 роки тому

      sweetcinnamonpnchkin that was gold😂

  • @fattyant1
    @fattyant1 4 роки тому +1564

    This video is more entertaining than the sequel trilogy

    • @augustwinterman6952
      @augustwinterman6952 3 роки тому +42

      Paint drying is more entertaining than the sequel trilogy.

    • @darthkrator9366
      @darthkrator9366 3 роки тому +4

      We’ll just call it a “concept” and let John and Dave make 3 new ones that we can accept as the real ones

    • @Scripture-Man
      @Scripture-Man 3 роки тому +2

      You mean you were foolish enough to watch TFA and actually go back and watch two more of those movies? :D

    • @joeshlong9614
      @joeshlong9614 2 роки тому +3

      You mean those 3 non canon Star Wars films?
      Yeah way better

    • @thomasmuandersontheneousul4184
      @thomasmuandersontheneousul4184 2 роки тому

      I agree the Nazism is VERY thrilling

  • @lynellestagman2604
    @lynellestagman2604 2 роки тому +102

    How I remember when everyone was soooooo excited when Lucas sold out to Disney. Because everyone thought that without Lucas in the picture there would be no more movies as bad as the prequel trilogy. I sensed a disturbance and tried to warn everybody but no one listened....

    • @johnnysalery7383
      @johnnysalery7383 2 роки тому +23

      It's weird how people thought the prequel trilogy was bad, when in fact, it opened the door to the origins of both Obi Wan and Luke Skywalker.
      Not to mention shined a bit of light on how the empire was made, why the Jedi Order fell, and why the Sith rose to power. (And led to the creation of the Clone Wars series).
      Honestly, as a fan, I'm glad I was born in the "Lucas Era" and got to see the good parts of Star Wars. Before whatever tf Disney decided to do with it eve occurred smh

    • @screamingapple6195
      @screamingapple6195 2 роки тому +8

      @@johnnysalery7383 people were not inherently opposed to the prequels. Everyone was exited. But it's the execution that matters. And most didn't like the prequels for their execution. Clone wars is set in the same era and people love it

    • @nicholaswoltersdorf5792
      @nicholaswoltersdorf5792 2 роки тому +2

      I remember quite the opposite tbh, people were inherently pretty distrustful

    • @bchristian85
      @bchristian85 Рік тому +1

      @@johnnysalery7383 Most people who didn't like the prequel films still accepted the story and liked certain things about them. The sequels on the other hand were a wasted once-in-history opportunity and brought nothing to the Star Wars franchise other than ruining beloved characters.

    • @tomnorton4277
      @tomnorton4277 Рік тому

      @@screamingapple6195 The Prequel's execution was great. Revenge of the Sith is an outright masterpiece. Corny dialogue has always been part of Star Wars and Anakin Skywalker has one of the most nuanced character arcs in film history. The Clone Wars actually simplified him instead of fleshing him out because all the fleshing out went to new characters like Ahsoka, Rex and Ventress. Don't get me wrong, all 3 of those characters were great (although Ahsoka's story should have ended YEARS ago, specifically in Twilight of the Apprentice) but Anakin was just reduced to a typical hero who occasionally does something morally questionable instead of a deeply tortured man with a very complex psychology.
      And for the idiots who say Hayden Christiansen can't act, the man can say more with his eyes than most actors can with their entire faces. He is THE definitive Darth Vader. James Earl Jones only brought the voice. David Prowse only brought the physicality. Hayden Christiansen brought it all, even tailoring his voice to match Jones' speech patterns on top of having greater physicality than Prowse ever achieved. Hell, as terrible as the Obi-Wan Kenobi show was, at least Christiansen understood his character better than literally anybody else involved in that production. His facial acting, especially how he can use his eyes, is exemplified when he only needed to use half of his face to convey everything you need to know about Darth Vader after Obi-Wan slices part of his mask off.
      At the end of the day, every single mainstream "criticism" thrown at the Prequels, as well as the vast majority of the lesser known complaints, boil down to the bitching of entitled morons who deluded themselves into thinking that they know George Lucas' universe and characters better than he does. Lucas achieved exactly what he set out to achieve, so none of the complaints thrown at him were constructive and therefore they don't count as legitimate criticism. They weren't trying to help Lucas improve the story he was telling. They were trying to tell him that he should have written a different story.

  • @bummers
    @bummers 4 роки тому +1885

    Did they really print "The Force is Female" tees? Gosh. The gender ego they have.

    • @cosmicharlie1970
      @cosmicharlie1970 4 роки тому +69

      Oh and. Who gives a shit what gender it is.

    • @Stevo_YouTube
      @Stevo_YouTube 4 роки тому +72

      Who's second from left in that pic? Great rack.

    • @ploppyploppy
      @ploppyploppy 4 роки тому +138

      I don't know why they stopped there. Think of all the things that are totally unrelated to gender that you could claim are female. 'The wind is Female', 'The smell of freshly cut grass is Female', 'The sofa cover is Female, 'The fluff in your belly button is Female''. Unlimited opportunities to get your 'message' out there whilst also bolstering tee-shirt sales :)

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 4 роки тому +3

      That's the comment I was looking for,other wise I'd have to say it😉

    • @batuhangocer6642
      @batuhangocer6642 4 роки тому +43

      Same as saying gravity is female.

  • @quack7426
    @quack7426 4 роки тому +532

    Damn, if there’s ever a Comedy Central Roast of Kathleen Kennedy, you definitely earned your seat.

    • @donaldlayton437
      @donaldlayton437 4 роки тому +18

      I don't think that Comedy Central would roast her ...

    • @baza8929
      @baza8929 4 роки тому +24

      @@donaldlayton437 it would be a massacre

    • @skarnak1
      @skarnak1 4 роки тому +14

      problem with this idea is, the comedy central roasts are meant in good humor, but what Kathleen Kennedy has done to Star Wars has only earned her extreme and true hatred. it would not be done as good, light kidding, fun.

    • @bamma4
      @bamma4 4 роки тому

      Take a seat

    • @lewstone5430
      @lewstone5430 4 роки тому

      She wouldn't allow herself to be roasted.

  • @hydrogenone6866
    @hydrogenone6866 4 роки тому +345

    *"It's geeks who really make or break a TV show or movie or videogame"*
    ~Stan Lee
    You cannot spell Franchise without the letters F-A-N-S.

    • @deanrobbins7823
      @deanrobbins7823 4 роки тому +17

      Well done my friend!🍺🥃

    • @yourstruly4817
      @yourstruly4817 4 роки тому +5

      Can't write female without male and woman without man ;-)

    • @jadenkorr32
      @jadenkorr32 4 роки тому +7

      Nor can you spell P-R-O-F-I-T without fans (aka Consumers). Be nice if Lucasfilm actually started valuing consumers again...at some point.

    • @archstanton9073
      @archstanton9073 4 роки тому +1

      @@jadenkorr32 Feminism is a Marxist ideology. They care not one whit for profit.

    • @EmpoweredMovements
      @EmpoweredMovements 4 роки тому

      Excellent point!

  • @nimbus2099
    @nimbus2099 5 місяців тому +13

    This aged very well. Cheers to you Critical 🍺

  • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
    @tHeWasTeDYouTh 4 роки тому +257

    Have I ever told you the great tragedy of Darth Kennedy? I thought not. It's not a story the mouse shills would tell you. It's an industry legend. Kathleen Kennedy was a movie exec so pompous and pigheaded she could even influence Lucas to give her control of his empire. She was sure enough that any movie produced with starwars would make new fans. She thought she had enough knowledge of starwars that she could keep fans from leaving the franchise.
    >she could actually keep fans from leaving the franchise?
    Starwars is a fandom that many would consider to be unnatural
    >what happened to her?
    She became so influential that the only thing she feared was just that, losing her influence over the franchise. Which h eventually of course she did.
    >is it possible to learn this power?
    Not from a competent producer

    • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
      @tHeWasTeDYouTh 4 роки тому +5

      @Anatoly Dyatlov I was so happy when Disney bought Star Wars because I thought we would get same treatment that marvel did with its movies starting with Iron Man 2008.....I was wrong

    • @uncleporkinz3905
      @uncleporkinz3905 4 роки тому +4

      Well played, Sir.

    • @sebastianbartolomeo6501
      @sebastianbartolomeo6501 4 роки тому +2

      She could even go without any backlash from the will of her boss. Ironic she could take no backlash from media but the fans.

  • @kicknowledgesmith8608
    @kicknowledgesmith8608 4 роки тому +337

    They act like female characters didn't exist 20 + years ago!! Aliens, The Bionic woman, Red Sonya, Sarah conner in T2, Buffy, La fem Nikita, Xena, etc.

    • @mistahsusan2650
      @mistahsusan2650 4 роки тому +45

      Kicknowledge Smith
      it's called historical revisionism.
      everything used to be terrible, and they, oh they are the ones with the only ones with all the answers and solutions ...

    • @LopsidedMoz
      @LopsidedMoz 4 роки тому +21

      Don't forget about catwoman, wonder woman, super girl, she hulk and all the other strong, popular female characters

    • @kicknowledgesmith8608
      @kicknowledgesmith8608 4 роки тому +15

      @@mistahsusan2650 yup and none of these feminist movies have been successful, you would think they would have learned by now to stop preaching that men are bad, i am a strong woman stuff!!. Charlies Angels, dark Phoenix, Black Christmas, Terminator dark fate, Underwater, Birds of prey, etc. all flops!!

    • @2st_duallist
      @2st_duallist 4 роки тому

      @@mistahsusan2650 look up "Tartaria reset"

    • @kicknowledgesmith8608
      @kicknowledgesmith8608 4 роки тому +5

      @@LopsidedMoz yup, I will add Dr. Quinn the medicine woman also. I loved that show!

  • @victoralmeida4955
    @victoralmeida4955 3 роки тому +5736

    This is bigger than star wars. This is the first true backlash against woke culture, and it's led by star wars fans. You make me proud

    • @kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk6343
      @kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk6343 3 роки тому +124

      Kicked off by the 4d chess effort that was The Last Jedi. Kudos to Rian for being a brave and cunning bastard!

    • @r.williamcomm7693
      @r.williamcomm7693 3 роки тому +115

      Agree 100%. Subtlety, nuance & complexity have given way to bashing movie goers over the head with a club of ideology that assumes ppl don’t already know right from wrong.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 3 роки тому +49

      @@r.williamcomm7693
      ...and expecting us to pay for it.

    • @r.williamcomm7693
      @r.williamcomm7693 3 роки тому +56

      @@samblack5313 Exactly! Movies have become more like church than entertainment.

    • @Passonator11
      @Passonator11 3 роки тому +22

      ...gamergate...

  • @Letheanscheme
    @Letheanscheme 3 роки тому +16

    i love how insightful this is...putting all the pieces into place like a detective based on people, their personalities, motives, agendas, and aspirations...whether selfish or creative.

  • @PsychoWedge
    @PsychoWedge 4 роки тому +292

    I would like for Karen to realize at the end, that this is what she will be remembered for. All the idealogy, all the hatred for fans and the franchise, all the name calling accommplished nothing but this. And we will live on and history will be written and she will be forgotten.

    • @RyoMassaki
      @RyoMassaki 4 роки тому +23

      And then we piss on her grave.

    • @leviwallace9647
      @leviwallace9647 4 роки тому +6

      Booooo Karen booooooo

    • @Nobodywithabeard
      @Nobodywithabeard 4 роки тому +9

      Not forgotten but shamed so much that she will be remembered like the jacobins for "those who forget history are doomed to repeat it"

    • @kennendo8922
      @kennendo8922 4 роки тому +10

      I don't want her to be forgotten. I want her to be remembered as the misandrist failure she is so future generations know to avoid her mistakes.

    • @dantodd3737
      @dantodd3737 4 роки тому +5

      Can't imagine she cares with the assloads of money she's made and her righteous indignation making it impossible to empathize with blatantly prejudiced bigots who worship the patriarchy--er, i mean anyone not sharing her ideological view.

  • @jaymaddox4181
    @jaymaddox4181 4 роки тому +246

    I used to get excited about new Star Wars projects, now when anyone mentions Star Wars I just feel tired .

    • @RogueFox2185
      @RogueFox2185 4 роки тому +8

      You’ve become Peter B. Parker, life just keeps delivering unfair left hooks.

    • @frankhdz
      @frankhdz 4 роки тому +19

      yep That is exactly how I feel too. I used to love everything star wars. There was something special and magical about it (even the prequels). Then KK took all that magic and all that special-ness put it in a pot brought it to a boiling point then proceeded to take a big steamy sh*t all over it. She repackaged it threw some perfume on it and tried to get us to eat it butt hairs and all.

    • @dwightgrant6360
      @dwightgrant6360 4 роки тому +6

      I went one step farther. Now I don't even feel anything, unless it is 4,5,6, and the legends books or comics. We all grow up, it took me a while. The magic would have been seeing all of the OG together again. This will never happen now. Like MASH said "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen". We always have the memories until we die. The magic was with the fans, we didn't always agree, but we loved it. Keep the memories and the joy. Be well my friends.

    • @apachehelicopter9032
      @apachehelicopter9032 4 роки тому +5

      This isn't Star Wars 😒

    • @Officialkingz1
      @Officialkingz1 4 роки тому +5

      Was a massive fan of the originals, I suppose I still am. Been avoiding Rise of Skywalker after the shit that was last Jedi but watched it the other day because I was bored. During the last battle I just turned it off I couldn't do it anymore!
      I think i'll just stick with the memories...

  • @MirandaSinistra
    @MirandaSinistra 4 роки тому +541

    I think KK hates her male colleagues because she thinks the reason they're successful is because it's a man's world.
    Forgetting that these men also had talent, creativity, drive, and passion for their work. She has none of that and never will.

    • @archstanton9073
      @archstanton9073 4 роки тому +38

      She has drive and passion to push her ideology but that's about it.

    • @dariandavis7228
      @dariandavis7228 4 роки тому +19

      Maybe if I was LGBT and woman and was far left I would be guaranteed a diversity hire.

    • @archstanton9073
      @archstanton9073 4 роки тому +11

      @@dariandavis7228 Not only that. It's job security too.

    • @dariandavis7228
      @dariandavis7228 4 роки тому +4

      @@archstanton9073 that's true job security in a thankless
      Position always with KK looking over your shoulder.

    • @ChimpFromSpace
      @ChimpFromSpace 4 роки тому +11

      She has no problem taking credit for their work though!

  • @TheShmoopernator
    @TheShmoopernator 6 місяців тому +10

    This aged really well now that we have the disaster that is The Acolyte

  • @caldaque7354
    @caldaque7354 4 роки тому +348

    I never thought a Star Wars movie would ever make me look back at JarJar Banks and say, “Eh, he wasn’t the worst thing in the Star Wars universe.” The Last Jedi had me missing old Jar Jar. How far we have fallen...

    • @joshuafischer684
      @joshuafischer684 4 роки тому +25

      I would rather watch "The Misadventures of Jar Jar Binks" than the new Star Wars movies. The only decent one is Rogue One, and that is about on par with TPM.

    • @rindoubaka1574
      @rindoubaka1574 4 роки тому +14

      @@joshuafischer684 I would Unironically watch a movie about Jar Jar where he has to face the consequences of his actions.

    • @jakemitchell7786
      @jakemitchell7786 4 роки тому +17

      At least Jar jar was never revealed to have a romantic relationship with Obi-wan, and he never started moaning about how oppressed gungans were. And at least the actor actually was a fan of Star Wars and didn't "not know what a gungan was". God I hated L3-37..

    • @davidedgar5923
      @davidedgar5923 4 роки тому +10

      I'm still holding out that Jar Jar will be revealed as a Sith Lord.

    • @joshuafischer684
      @joshuafischer684 4 роки тому +2

      @@davidedgar5923 I hate theorizing like that. It's one thing to theorize about future plot developments, but Star Wars youtubers are scraping the bottom of the barrel with that kind of shit.
      Jar Jar was originally meant to have a greater role than he did, but that does not matter in any capacity. He serves a minor role and that's it. Anyone who tries to make him out as a secret Sith Lord is ignoring the actual story to get views.

  • @IShallCallHimTaders
    @IShallCallHimTaders 4 роки тому +202

    I want to thank Kathleen Kennedy for curing me of my 20 year starwars addiction.

    • @danielsiriphongs
      @danielsiriphongs 4 роки тому +34

      Over 40 years for me, and I’m actually amazed on how thoroughly and how quickly she could kill it.

    • @MichaelPohoreski
      @MichaelPohoreski 4 роки тому +3

      Kathleen "Klutz" Kennedy: Destroying Star Wars one fan at a time
      "Jar Jar" Abrams: Destroying Star Trek one fan at a time.

    • @EAprima
      @EAprima 4 роки тому +4

      34 years for me. I was insanely addicted to Star wars and now I don't want to go anywhere near it. Even losing my love of the millennium falcon.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 4 роки тому +3

      ah ha I said the same about Marvel Comics. their blunders have cured my comic-books addiction, I don't buy them anymore and I feel much better

    • @gabrielboorom6196
      @gabrielboorom6196 4 роки тому +2

      Q: How many Rose Ticos do you put in a landfill?
      A: All of them.

  • @rjrayburn
    @rjrayburn 4 роки тому +361

    “History will not be kind to you.” Best statement ever.

    • @totallynotdio1311
      @totallynotdio1311 4 роки тому +6

      He could say,, Unfortunetly for you ,history wont see it that way" but most of star wars fans wont see clone Wars beacuse ,,its a kids show,, but that maul reference would make him look like true sw fan

    • @charliemacdonald9879
      @charliemacdonald9879 3 роки тому +6

      @@totallynotdio1311 alot of star wars fans see clone war?? Even adults

    • @nicomartinez9951
      @nicomartinez9951 3 роки тому

      @@charliemacdonald9879 heard they are getting a spinoff

    • @markmason1582
      @markmason1582 3 роки тому

      No such thing as "history" in cancel culture. We pull statues down all the time nowadays, so it's not like anybody'll know to trash this broad in posterity five years from now.

    • @rjrayburn
      @rjrayburn 3 роки тому

      @@markmason1582 Guy, you sound like you need to be heard lol. Well, you’re entitled you your own “opinion”.....But given than it’s a stupid ass “opinion”, I’ve elected to ignore it LOL 😆

  • @DonaldBlake287
    @DonaldBlake287 3 роки тому +25

    This is so spot on it's scary. I bet Kathleen Kennedy couldn't have written it better herself.

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 4 роки тому +582

    She's like a human STD
    Passed by Spielberg to his friend without realising it, then, once the environment is favorable, the virus duplicates itself in the body which is Lucasfilm

    • @MilkTea101
      @MilkTea101 4 роки тому +19

      That comment is so beautiful and so true

    • @jonathanpadgett2800
      @jonathanpadgett2800 4 роки тому +15

      Now that's fuckin funny

    • @aceofswords1725
      @aceofswords1725 4 роки тому +12

      Once your company gets infested with SJWs, there's rarely any chance of coming back...

    • @vcolinc
      @vcolinc 4 роки тому +2

      Do not be under any illusion that Spielberg and Lucas weren't always part of this plan.

    • @obskewerd3992
      @obskewerd3992 4 роки тому +1

      I genuinely wish she would read this exact comment 😂
      Couldn't have burned her better myself

  • @samialivand1511
    @samialivand1511 3 роки тому +612

    "When you narrow your work to your personal beliefs, you narrow your audience to YOU"

    • @neverdavenever
      @neverdavenever 2 роки тому +6

      I hope to write a novel one day and this comment really hit home for me. Thanks.

    • @mannahardin
      @mannahardin 2 роки тому +5

      @@neverdavenever ayo same here, this is actually good advice

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b 4 роки тому +387

    To a feminist, failure is just proof of the hegemony of the patriarchy.

    • @joanvincent11
      @joanvincent11 4 роки тому +8

      Or the films are just awful with no structure look at Dan murrels take on jaws to see what brilliant film making is

    • @innercynic2784
      @innercynic2784 4 роки тому +12

      It just reinforces that endless victimology feedback loop

  • @dannymuskardin9482
    @dannymuskardin9482 3 роки тому +16

    Drinker, this was your best one yet!
    I was drawn into the story by the interesting characters, plot and cliffhanger ending!!!!
    I can't wait for the sequel!!!

  • @zooner7256
    @zooner7256 4 роки тому +537

    "Round Headed Simpleton" - laughed every time you said it.

    • @dougsmith6262
      @dougsmith6262 4 роки тому +4

      Same, lol. It was just as funny as the first time I heard it, every time.

    • @tblack9711
      @tblack9711 4 роки тому +1

      Karl Pinkelton has nothing to do with this.

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 4 роки тому +1

      The only thing The Critical Drinker forgot was a full upper body shot of Rain Johnson with his mouse ears and t-shirt that says "I wuvs me Stah Wahz" A simpleton is an apt, but "insufficient conveyance" of the genius of Rian. The Germans said it best "Fukkenstupid" the face that makes you want to beat him senseless with a chair leg and a jukebox copy of the Village People YMCA.

    • @wardstyle9184
      @wardstyle9184 4 роки тому

      Made my day with this comment, TCD. Sad my day peaked so early but oh well.

    • @redaethel4619
      @redaethel4619 4 роки тому

      Same here. The Drinker is a man of great poetic ability.

  • @Mas3452001
    @Mas3452001 4 роки тому +510

    She will hang on like a leech as long as she can and ever she’s finally shaken off she’ll write a book where she plays the victim card hard AF by saying she felt harassed her whole career y the “boys club”. Then score another position in Hollywood or cash in a feminist speaking gigs

    • @trope2059
      @trope2059 4 роки тому +9

      Yep and then she’ll be the new Hollywood clown 🤣

    • @jrizo8849
      @jrizo8849 4 роки тому +2

      Her contract expires next year anyway

    • @antsmith135
      @antsmith135 3 роки тому +1

      Right on the money

    • @sharkpunch9967
      @sharkpunch9967 3 роки тому +6

      Right but she will wait to do this until the exact moment Bob Iger runs for the White House. Like another delusional person who sits in a position of power, she is going sing her own praises and victimhood until we stop listening.

    • @LoremasterYnTaris
      @LoremasterYnTaris 3 роки тому +1

      @@sharkpunch9967 Most likely she'll still be singing about it long after everyone stops caring, much less listening.

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard 4 роки тому +726

    Let’s call her “Karen” Kennedy and her team of Karens. That seems to piss off the lesbian feminists to the point of insanity and is actually pretty appropriate.

    • @stickman-1
      @stickman-1 4 роки тому +46

      Lets call her Ken because when her latest project fails she'll play the transgender card and say the reason they all failed is she's really a man in a woman's body and it's all the man's fault.

    • @rudyredcat425
      @rudyredcat425 4 роки тому +15

      Average Joe LOL. THE KAREN

    • @mr.spider6859
      @mr.spider6859 4 роки тому +40

      KKK: Kathleen "Karen' Kennedy

    • @atomiswave2
      @atomiswave2 4 роки тому +38

      Why do they have to take over everything interesting. Uncreative cows.

    • @theblackflame4002
      @theblackflame4002 4 роки тому +20

      I love that Karen is a racist term created and used by people who spend every waking moment of their lives telling everyone else their racist.

  • @barneyboyle6933
    @barneyboyle6933 2 роки тому +10

    “He makes it clear that all future productions have to go through him now”
    RIP “The Force is female” (2019-2020)

  • @thehorsefromhorsinabout
    @thehorsefromhorsinabout 4 роки тому +900

    I'm starting to think this drinker guy doesn't much care for Kathleen Kennedy.

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky 4 роки тому +333

    If her contract is renewed again, it will convince me that she has something on Iger.

    • @russbennett5470
      @russbennett5470 4 роки тому +60

      It'd have to be something really bad like maybe he's secretly running a pedo island that also doubles as a holocaust camp and sublets to the Vatican for their satanic orgy on the weekends

    • @praetoriandorn3154
      @praetoriandorn3154 4 роки тому +38

      The identity politics is part of the overall agenda, she was put in charge to make sure that the movies are crammed with these toxic messages. She has done a good job of it, so she keeps her job. This isnt some grass roots event thats just happening naturally. The over-saturation of culture destroying garbage in all forms of media is very deliberate and calculated. It all comes from the one source but is promoted through a million different avenues so as to appear natural.

    • @chthulu27
      @chthulu27 4 роки тому +1

      @@praetoriandorn3154 , I believe you may be correct, but I'm curious, what is the one source?

    • @chrisg5219
      @chrisg5219 4 роки тому +27

      @@praetoriandorn3154 I agree on most of that except for one part. Iger and the board of Disney are definitely far less interested in the Karen-run sjw commie utopia than people like Kennedy. They may pretend to be good little far left activists so that the legitimate ones wont bother them but it's just that. An act.
      The sad truth is that the long march through the institutions was an unqualified success. The communist left managed to infiltrate western society by framing their ideology in cultural rather than economic terms. Now we have NPCs in positions of power all through the government and companies. What makes them even more effective is that they have overwhelmingly been able to take over mid-level positions. The people at the top rarely make the day to day calls but the mid level people absolutely do have the power on the ground.
      It's not centrally directed but it is loosely directed. You have a herd of mindless drones all indoctrinated with the marxist ideology and while they may individually prioritize different parts it's when you add the swarm together that you get the full platform.
      The worst part of all is that self righteousness is the foundation for leftism. It therefore leads to them being utterly convinced their utopian ends justify any means necessary to get there. Lying? No problem. Cheating? Doesnt matter. Violating the rights of people you disagree with? They're subhumans undeserving of any rights bc they aren't fellow leftists. It's what makes the smarter ones, and kennedy certainly isn't one of them, like Obama such dangerous opponents. How do you defeat an opponent who wont play by the rules the instant doing so benefits them?
      Believe it or not there used to be conservative movies. Not partisan conservative but ones that fundamentally reaffirmed what it meant to be American and part of western civilization. It wasn't long ago either only a matter of decades.
      How do we stop it? Starve them of the money they need when it's something like star wars or our video games and sports. You dont need to be an activist but you should strive to not feed the monster of modern leftism. They are dangerous hypocrites, not in the way that most people are hypocritical, no I mean demanding law abiding people hand over their firearms which they have an inalienable right to possess while selling firearms to vicious murderers and lying about it.
      Propaganda only works when it's not challenged. That's why they work so hard to shut people up. It isn't truth bc truth would be able to stand on it's own merits in a free exchange of ideas. Dont pay for their movies, dont buy the games they infest, call them out online.
      Take heart my friends bc we are in the counterculture while they are the establishment. Keep the fandom menace alive in all your hobbies and the time will come soon when the propaganda will start to fade. Have a good day everyone and stay safe!

    • @praetoriandorn3154
      @praetoriandorn3154 4 роки тому +2

      @@chthulu27 Along the lines of UN protocols. By the time it filters down through various organisations and across media sources average people and celebrities put their own extreme spin on things.

  • @chrisd742
    @chrisd742 4 роки тому +776

    I'm afraid Kathleen Kennedy will be quite operational when your fans arrive.

  • @madmaxit2
    @madmaxit2 2 роки тому +6

    “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” -J.Adam’s
    The drinker speaks facts. Keep up the great work!

  • @rustyrust9689
    @rustyrust9689 4 роки тому +473

    Nothing more toxic and telling than those THE FORCE IS FEMALE shirts

    • @Me__Myself__and__I
      @Me__Myself__and__I 4 роки тому +18

      @hayley s I will say if Kennedy had any talent or sense and never went the stupid Rian way and instead made really awesome movies that were inclusive and kick ass but happened to have a female lead things could have been very different. If the female lead was kick ass but shown to grow, develop and earn her powers over time and the movies didn't portray men as weak then they could have sold "The Force is Female" tee shirts and no one would have minded. The movies speak a lot of "balance", its obviously a lesson Kennedy never learned.

    • @rustyrust9689
      @rustyrust9689 4 роки тому +21

      hayley s exactly. It betrays the whole meaning of the force connecting all life in the Star Wars universe. The fact that they picked the most cherished concept of Star Wars and splattered gender on it shows how out of touch they are

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 4 роки тому +5

      @hayley s It's called cultural Marxism. Set men and women up against each other, a method of population control. It's working too. The only targeted demographic (Caucasians) has been plummeting in birthrates since the 60s when it grew prominent.

    • @newdefsys
      @newdefsys 4 роки тому +6

      Yes ! The Force is an energy field created by all livings things, "all living things".

    • @IntelligenceBuild
      @IntelligenceBuild 4 роки тому +1

      @hayley s I can't really prove it based on only your word, but wow is this refreshing to hear. Thank you, stranger.

  • @marcelleroux9172
    @marcelleroux9172 4 роки тому +468

    We have prohibition in South Africa at the moment with the lockdown. Thankfully I can smell the whiskey on The Drinker's breath through my phone. I find the fumes in his voice comforting.

    • @superduty4556
      @superduty4556 4 роки тому +28

      That should do well to keep the white farmer genocide in check.

    • @Khorne_of_the_Hill
      @Khorne_of_the_Hill 4 роки тому +17

      Damn that sucks bro. My state deemed liquor stores an essential service lol

    • @GDKLockout
      @GDKLockout 4 роки тому +8

      Wow, that is really shit. Prohibition? Why?
      Here in Ireland they mentioned it as a way to reduce domestic violence, then backed off when reminded that wine is more popular beer and the ladies went mental at the mere suggestion.
      The off licences were designated essential services the day after.

    • @MerlosTheMad
      @MerlosTheMad 4 роки тому +7

      dude gtfo of there while you still can. south africa's sinking fast

    • @DLV_Channel
      @DLV_Channel 4 роки тому

      lmao! Play Drinker in the background while having a braai, not only will you get tipsy but the wors will taste like it was dipped in wine XD

  • @joesheridan5562
    @joesheridan5562 4 роки тому +311

    I miss the days where females can have badass roles without it being shoved down our throats. God, the 80's & 90's were such a good time.

    • @2st_duallist
      @2st_duallist 4 роки тому +3

      check out "Raze" (2013)

    • @joesheridan5562
      @joesheridan5562 4 роки тому +3

      @@2st_duallist I'll check it out. Never heard of it.

    • @outtour2525
      @outtour2525 4 роки тому +17

      Sarah Connor in T2

    • @cecilofchristmaspast4186
      @cecilofchristmaspast4186 4 роки тому +16

      There were great female characters in the 00's and 10's... theres good ones now, but a lot of mainstream films go with the whole, characterless "shes a female so shes badass."

    • @stevenirving4597
      @stevenirving4597 4 роки тому

      @@joesheridan5562 Raze was an awesome movie. I thought it was gonna be a terrible female version of Fight Club, but was pleasantly surprised by how much I loved it.

  • @ProphetsAmongUs
    @ProphetsAmongUs 2 роки тому +26

    Obi One Kenobi looks like it's also going woke, and it looks like Kathleen Kennedy may have her hands in that as well.

    • @Samuel-vw4yv
      @Samuel-vw4yv 2 роки тому +4

      You were right

    • @TheRealSoftR
      @TheRealSoftR 2 роки тому +3

      Tis true 😔

    • @brixenlang3207
      @brixenlang3207 2 роки тому +2

      it literally say “Obi Wan Kenobi” in the title and yet they show Reeeeeeva for like 50 mins a per episode 🙄🙄🙄

  • @geraldeh7291
    @geraldeh7291 4 роки тому +791

    When Kennedy speaks, a Midi-chlorian dies.

    • @tasa4904
      @tasa4904 4 роки тому +11

      Can't say I'm sympathetic since I thought they were the stupidest plot device ever, but I can pretend. Heck, I'll even go la-la-la and plug my ears whenever she opens her mouth just so she can take out more of them.

    • @grahamnelson203
      @grahamnelson203 4 роки тому +12

      I've seen all three Star Wars movies. I have no idea what you are referencing.

    • @SheriffWhipple
      @SheriffWhipple 4 роки тому +1

      @@grahamnelson203 inb4 wooshed guy

    • @zzTeebeutel
      @zzTeebeutel 4 роки тому +5

      @@grahamnelson203 Oh but there are actually six. They are called the "prequels". Some pretty good stuff in there + they spawned a neat lil series called "Star Wars - The Clone Wars" which is a fan favorite. Sad they didnt make any more after that...

    • @kathrynck
      @kathrynck 4 роки тому +8

      That's like saying "when cancer speaks, a hangnail is cured"
      Midi-chlorians are just a lesser evil.
      How about instead: "When Kennedy speaks, a Jedi looses faith and gets drunk on green milk from a boob-monster alien"

  • @daneyal7162
    @daneyal7162 4 роки тому +172

    People like Kennedy don't want social justice, they want social vendetta.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 4 роки тому +6

      Have just like the mainstream media! 😀

    • @dercuwuin
      @dercuwuin 4 роки тому +4

      it’s not even about “social” it’s just about themselves...:(

    • @arekpetrosian4965
      @arekpetrosian4965 4 роки тому +1

      @Michael David And that right there is the most exact, most perfectly worded, explanation of what people like Kathleen Kennedy do, and who they are.

    • @G0LD3NF1RE
      @G0LD3NF1RE 4 роки тому

      She basically just desperetaly want to "make a difference" probably not because she cares all that much about more female representation (Not that this is an actual problem nowadays anyway) But because she wants to be recoginzed and remembered as a figurehead for feminism and 'social justice. She is getting old, and as many old people want she wants to create some kinda legacy to be rememered for. She doesn't care how many she actually fucks over, doesn't matter to her how many peoples trust she betrays, cause in her eyes she does it for 'the greater good'. It's all ego.

    • @Jagent
      @Jagent 4 роки тому

      "Justice" doesn't need a modifier. All these trust fund babies want is control, and they're willing to ferment resentment and foster desires for revenge to get it.

  • @generalgrievous444
    @generalgrievous444 4 роки тому +285

    What do you expect with a mad woman who hates Star Wars at the helm

  • @brads8143
    @brads8143 2 роки тому +13

    the best thing about the original starwars trilogy is that people pushed back against Lucas and he listened. It lead to some of the most powerful scenes. It's because they had diversity of character and beliefs, instead of a bunch of people that all look different but think the same.

  • @spider-man500
    @spider-man500 4 роки тому +311

    I LOVE how they say that she is “saving” Star Wars, especially when the WHOLE world, including them, know that she is ruining Star Wars.

    • @DoktahDoktah
      @DoktahDoktah 4 роки тому

      And how star wars isnt dying before or after Disney

    • @davidchicoine6949
      @davidchicoine6949 4 роки тому +7

      @@DoktahDoktah well anything she is not involved is good everything she retouch get fucked

    • @LpCool19
      @LpCool19 4 роки тому

      David Chicoine but Chris has a point. SW is still gonna be bad to the fans no matter what. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @iliketotame
    @iliketotame 4 роки тому +653

    If her middle name is Karen, then God really does have a sense of humor.

    • @RandomVideoApparatus
      @RandomVideoApparatus 4 роки тому +61

      Kathleen Karen Kennedy.... Nice

    • @oswal1110
      @oswal1110 4 роки тому +70

      @@RandomVideoApparatus K..K...K???

    • @PistonAvatarGuy
      @PistonAvatarGuy 4 роки тому +5

      You do understand that parents name their kids, right?

    • @nicomeier8098
      @nicomeier8098 4 роки тому +85

      @@PistonAvatarGuy NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really?

    • @Nmdixon-cu7vm
      @Nmdixon-cu7vm 4 роки тому +57

      PistonAvatarGuy thanks Columbo. How did you deduce that? Good thing we have captain obvious in here to clear that up for us.

  • @Thatsnotwhatiwastold
    @Thatsnotwhatiwastold 4 роки тому +914

    I wish I could buy Star Wars and declare the sequels non cannon

    • @yuzat
      @yuzat 4 роки тому +57

      someone desperately needs to do that

    • @robertdornan8611
      @robertdornan8611 4 роки тому +57

      What I would like to see, is next Star Wars film, Mark Hamill as Luke, wakes up in the Jedi Temple and looks to his wife Mara Jade and states, I just had the weirdness force dream ever. Yes I know in the expanded universe she's dead, but it just has a good feel to it. Hey the show Dallas did it why not Star Wars.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 4 роки тому +17

      @@robertdornan8611 Dude all I want to see is from a time way before the Skywalker saga. They could go back to the time where the Sith and Jedi didn't have as well defined power scales, a time where the Sith had trouble within their own ranks which eventually led to the rule of 2. Imagine having a female lead because I really don't mind that, it would be great honestly - but instead of a generic hero role, have her be on the dark side instead and for once see things from their perspective. Anakin briefly threads this path, mentioning how from his point of view the Jedi are evil - which in some way you can say they are - and especially in more ancient times the sense of justice might have been a lot less defined and blurred the lines between the light and the dark.
      This setup would also give a truly meaningful reason for the main character to at some point gain and use a yellow lightsaber, as someone who would balance between combat as well as a scholarly pursuit to the idea of being a force user and a lightsaber wielder, instead of just saying "These guys good, these guys bad".

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 4 роки тому +7

      I would say ANYTHING after 2014 isn't canon

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 4 роки тому +5

      We could start a go fund me

  • @raminagrobis6112
    @raminagrobis6112 2 роки тому +20

    I finally watched Rogue One for the very first time and by Golly! It does save Disney-fied Star Wars from total wokish disaster. It's even a pretty good movie, not only a "passable " effort. I loved its gritty, rough-edged look which conveys the proper image of a rebellion conducted from the bottom up. The heroine is not a ridiculous, bland, totally personality-devoid, Mary Sue goddess impossibly perfect, infinitely potent, who can't cross any ark because nothing, infinitely safe or extremely dangerous situations change anything for her since nothing affects her in any way. Rey is a new archetype in fiction works: a singularity in the universe enacted by a creature with the features of a young, asexual mouth-breathing woman to which nothing of any consequence ever happens, a perfect Teflon-coated chick whose raison d'être, I guess, was, so naively, to create a feminine role model for young Disneyfied teenage girls of the 21st century. Big mistake, of course, since centuries of literature have shown that God-like figures don't make relevant models. What's the point of such perfect, drab, unreachably perfect figures if nobody could dream of even attaining a meager quantum of their qualities? By trying to tell young women in development: look at Rey Palpatine! Her Emperor genes, crossed with err, some woman who might have had counterbalancing "good deed genes" (!!) have made of her a Goddess: as infinitely potent as Jupiter, as infinitely benevolent as Jesus, as sexy as an empty Bordeaux bottle,. Why don't you try emulating her? In the land of the American dream, where, of course, hard work and good ethics can make you become as rich as Bezos or Musk! No tricks, no twist: it's all in you. Everyone can access the force! Just look at Rey Palpatine,!
    Enough BS and back to Rogue One. I was pleased, at last to see that Disney could make proper f***ing and procreate something worthwhile, something reasonably solid to make it cinematographic and reasonably uncringy. The droid's humor was mature and intelligent, the main protagonists believable, relatable and human, and the depiction of the Resistance on the ground, in the midst of the Empire on the rise on a scale that is massive but not ridiculous and incomprehensible as that seen in the sequel trilogy (especially the Rise of Mary Sue-Palpatine , err, sorry the Rise of Skywalker.
    In any case, I had pretty good, authentic SW vibes while watching Rogue One. And, most importantly, I didn't feel my stomach burn with too many "They fly now?" "Yep. They fly, now!" réparties. Overall, an honest, solid episode that is more canon than any of the dreadful sequel trilogy so. 7 through 9.

  • @stevenm1239
    @stevenm1239 4 роки тому +218

    South Park predicted what was going to happen if Disney was allowed to buy Star Wars, but we didn't listen. WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 4 роки тому +14

      WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!

    • @BlatentlyFakeName
      @BlatentlyFakeName 4 роки тому +8

      Weirdly they predicted a lot of things lol

    • @lorentzcoffin4957
      @lorentzcoffin4957 4 роки тому +1

      I did but my warnings fell on deaf ears. It wasn’t South Park that warned me though just a healthy utter and absolute distrust of corporations.

    • @notkevindurant8814
      @notkevindurant8814 4 роки тому +1

      WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

    • @notkevindurant8814
      @notkevindurant8814 4 роки тому

      @@abubakrakram6208 its a south park reference

  • @M0butu
    @M0butu 3 роки тому +965

    Kennedy: Have you ever been mistaken for a woman?
    Force: No, have you?

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 3 роки тому +9

      Nice reference

    • @ClassicMagicMan
      @ClassicMagicMan 3 роки тому +9

      Nice :)

    • @jonreylen3166
      @jonreylen3166 3 роки тому +10

      Nice Aliens reference

    • @NipplWizard
      @NipplWizard 3 роки тому +10

      Game over man

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 3 роки тому +4

      @@NipplWizard What the Fuck are we going to do now?!

  • @RazorFriendly
    @RazorFriendly 4 роки тому +510

    I've reached a point where if I see any of these angry looking little girls on a poster, or in a movie trailer, I won't watch. If I'm watching a movie and one of these characters shows up, I turn it off. If I'm about to watch a movie on Netflix, or any other streaming service and the words "strong female characters" shows up anywhere in the description, I don't watch. My partner says it shouldn't take away from my enjoyment of a movie if it's good. But that's the problem; I have yet to see a movie where these types of characters exist that is actually watchable. We see these types of characters in TV commercials that are laughable. If a 30 second ad portraying men as oafish, inept slobs, while the wife and kids look on in disdain as she calmly fixes the problem herself, or gives him a condescending pat on the head for finally figuring out something a two year old could have done in three seconds makes me groan and roll my eyes, what makes the producers of this shit think that I'll sit through their two hour lecture, let alone pay money for it? Oh, that's right, they think I'm stupid and that I can't identify propaganda when it's right in front of me.

    • @nunyafuckinbizniz
      @nunyafuckinbizniz 4 роки тому +38

      Excellent! This is what I do. I will have no part of this DOGSHIT.!

    • @kinglicks5646
      @kinglicks5646 4 роки тому +28

      I feel the same. I have another problen though and that is i struggle to watch films now with actors that have shot their mouths off. I cannot watch films with De Niro now without being taken out of the film because of his stupid remarks about Trump and it spoils the film, and he is a great actor it is a shame. It is nothing to do with being a Trump supporter as i am a Brit, it is just the stupidity of some of these actors. Gervais has them all spot on!

    • @faded_ink3545
      @faded_ink3545 4 роки тому +13

      RazorFriendly Beautifully said... but I’m still going to call you out as a misogynist in a #MeToo tweet because I’m trying to jumpstart my Hollywood career.

    • @blackpilloverdose1013
      @blackpilloverdose1013 4 роки тому +4

      Well said my dude.

    • @sarahunter4544
      @sarahunter4544 4 роки тому +7

      Buffy the vampire slayer would like a word with you. The tv show. But admittedly it's 20 years old... I loved it as it wasn't laced with political agendas. Unfortunately not much more after that with a good strong female role.

  • @ladyanna5546
    @ladyanna5546 6 місяців тому +5

    It's funny how you spot-on called it four years ago and history has proven you right!

  • @danielm2142
    @danielm2142 4 роки тому +165

    This was honestly the longest, most eloquent burn I've ever encountered.
    I wholeheartedly approve.

    • @SeanOHansen
      @SeanOHansen 4 роки тому +3

      On a scale from warm to crispy, this burn was an atomization by means of a gamma-ray burst. I loved it.

    • @ingwiafraujaz3126
      @ingwiafraujaz3126 4 роки тому

      Burned with the force of a thousand suns.

  • @smokeycat2011
    @smokeycat2011 4 роки тому +279

    I loved it when he called Rian Johsnon the 'round-headed simpleton.'

    • @NSnicket
      @NSnicket 4 роки тому +10

      Smokey Cat it got better every single time.

    • @BrianNIL
      @BrianNIL 4 роки тому

      I was pretty sure that thumbnail pic was Rian Johnson wearing glasses and lipstick

    • @ElTulipanNegro
      @ElTulipanNegro 4 роки тому

      Even tho the joke is funny, Rian Johnson is far from a simpleton, and he has proved with "Knives out" that he can direct a very high quality movie. Im more inclined to believe that he just became a yes man for the brand recognition that working on a star wars project would bring him. I used to think the same way until I watched Knives out.

    • @martinrenzhofer8241
      @martinrenzhofer8241 4 роки тому

      @@ElTulipanNegro That he also wrote Knives Out is more proof that he may be someone worth watching in the future.

    • @ElTulipanNegro
      @ElTulipanNegro 4 роки тому

      @@martinrenzhofer8241 Agreed

  • @therandomrantguy9474
    @therandomrantguy9474 3 роки тому +213

    I've come to the realization that Kathleen Kennedy is essentially a real-life Cersei Lannister: ruthless and clever in her pursuit of power, but totally inept and incompetent once in charge.

    • @seriouscat2231
      @seriouscat2231 Рік тому +3

      I knew a female boss in the postal service who was like that. She got into arguments with her employees, the customers and salespeople. Don't know what came of her later.

  • @jimmynobody8344
    @jimmynobody8344 7 місяців тому +5

    She was given a golden goose. She chose to strangle, pluck, and fry it.
    Why is she still in the picture.

  • @_insertgamertaghere_4354
    @_insertgamertaghere_4354 3 роки тому +2414

    I cannot explain how angry that woman makes me

    • @sexylinoleum9488
      @sexylinoleum9488 3 роки тому +116

      She represents most things I hate.

    • @That_Awesome_Guy1
      @That_Awesome_Guy1 3 роки тому +37

      Your profile picture made me think I commented on this video before.

    • @stryfe4620
      @stryfe4620 3 роки тому +72

      Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
      Through passion, I gain strength.
      Through strength, I gain power.
      Through power, I gain victory.
      Through victory, my chains are broken.
      The Force shall free me.
      and now kathleen kennedy has awakened the dark lord within me.

    • @mrdonut3382
      @mrdonut3382 3 роки тому +13

      @@stryfe4620 droppin' bars AND truth doe

    • @deathkorpofkriegguardsmen6235
      @deathkorpofkriegguardsmen6235 3 роки тому +5

      on a scal from 1 to murder then

  • @BlueFan99
    @BlueFan99 4 роки тому +189

    * She is 66 years old
    I guess Palpatine really isn't dead and is still trying to ruin SW

    • @Nemesis_T-Type
      @Nemesis_T-Type 4 роки тому +10

      It makes sense, by the end of episode 9 the Skywalkers are all dead, surviving characters are pathetic former shells of themselves and only the Palpatine lineage lives on, Sheev my boy won the long game again.

  • @cyberclawterror950
    @cyberclawterror950 4 роки тому +375

    Kathleen Kennedy: “Face it, You Have Lost...”
    Star Wars community: “No... No No YOU HAVE LOST”

    • @andrewrodriguez8428
      @andrewrodriguez8428 3 роки тому +4

      Luke to Kathleen: “Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.”

    • @spiritofplace_1969
      @spiritofplace_1969 3 роки тому +2

      „It‘s over! I have the high ground!“

    • @Zoroislostagaian
      @Zoroislostagaian 3 роки тому +3

      @@spiritofplace_1969 Kathleen:You underestimate my power!!

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 3 роки тому +1

      Fans: "The Senate will decide your fate!"

  • @djjon1388
    @djjon1388 2 роки тому +11

    We need a part 2 of this monologue. It's the greatest speech ever

  • @ohkaygoplay
    @ohkaygoplay 4 роки тому +120

    Holy Jesus this deserves a standing ovation. That was beautiful.

    • @nintencat
      @nintencat 4 роки тому

      Execute Order 66

    • @MarvinHartmann452
      @MarvinHartmann452 Рік тому

      It was beautiful indeed. He told everything us, long therm fans of Star Wars have on ours minds, and beautifully so .

  • @masteroogway6660
    @masteroogway6660 4 роки тому +370

    Hello Disney? I'd like to report a murder....

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 4 роки тому +12

      Star Wars isn't dead; it survived two rounds to the head and limped to Jon Favreau's house for help... They did kill the sequel era Star Wars though. They either have to go way in the past or way in the future to do anything.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of the south park about indiana jones....

    • @tyrantmansourian1373
      @tyrantmansourian1373 4 роки тому

      Yeah, of an entire fucking UNIVERSE!!!

    • @michaell8000
      @michaell8000 4 роки тому +1

      @@InfernosReaper god if that isn't the saddest thing about it either it was still the glory days you know and the thought that things could get that bad was supposed to be a joke.

  • @pizzathehutt1812
    @pizzathehutt1812 4 роки тому +970

    Kathleen Kennedy: *destroys Star Wars*
    George Lucas: "Look how they massacred my boy"

    • @ian12346
      @ian12346 4 роки тому +30

      I generally don’t like word memes, but I read that as Corleone, as one should, and genuinely laughed. Well done 👍

    • @_Gamble_
      @_Gamble_ 4 роки тому +4

      @@ian12346 I did too... lol

    • @ian12346
      @ian12346 4 роки тому +5

      Came back to re-read. Still funny 🤣

    • @jeffj2495
      @jeffj2495 4 роки тому +10

      It was an historical and crying shame how Kathleen Kennedy demasculated Luke Skywalker.

    • @ian12346
      @ian12346 4 роки тому

      Master_ E Godfather. 🤘

  • @xavierhollander6521
    @xavierhollander6521 9 місяців тому +4

    Kathleen Kennedy has given the world 2 new types of boring Karens: the Star Wars Karen and the Executive Karen 😂😂😂

  • @NoctumIndistries
    @NoctumIndistries 4 роки тому +1709

    Just here to let you know that googling "Round-headed simpleton" pulls up a photo of Rian Johnson lol

    • @briannawilliams3155
      @briannawilliams3155 4 роки тому +94

      I just tried it and it worked. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 4 роки тому +70

      Meme magic is the best.

    • @marcelgardner8497
      @marcelgardner8497 4 роки тому +16

      Holy smokes it does....lol

    • @daniellopez189
      @daniellopez189 4 роки тому +10

      Going to try it ............. Back I googled it and it does holy shit lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pederhalvorsen2289
      @pederhalvorsen2289 4 роки тому +6

      Hot damn!! How about that?!? 😄😄😄

  • @noelahg79
    @noelahg79 4 роки тому +352

    I worked for a woman just like KK at my last corporate job. I recognize her mannerisms, her tactics, and her arrogance. A man at some point early in her career did her dirty, and she blames all men now. I bet being a male and working anywhere near her is a dystopian nightmare.

    • @StrongandGrand
      @StrongandGrand 4 роки тому +32

      I saw this a lot in the military. One of the reasons I had to get the fuck out.

    • @blakejames9743
      @blakejames9743 4 роки тому +22

      That's what happens when you try to compete with men in a male dominated space.

    • @thengakola
      @thengakola 4 роки тому +2

      My colleague is the same

    • @andrejh.6335
      @andrejh.6335 4 роки тому +4

      *a straight white male.

    • @johnmellor932
      @johnmellor932 4 роки тому +24

      I recently got transferred. My new boss was like this. I instantly saw the signs and after 4 DAYS! working under her and after a verbal warning and threat of a written warning told her to stick her job.

  • @zarkruzam3090
    @zarkruzam3090 4 роки тому +114

    "Not particularly talented or creative, but you are ambitious"... describes every boss I've ever had who dragged every company I've ever worked for into the toilet

    • @theblackflame4002
      @theblackflame4002 4 роки тому +4

      Also describes me as a writer

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 4 роки тому +2

      @@theblackflame4002 Brian? Brian Griffin is that you?

    • @dantederi5062
      @dantederi5062 4 роки тому +7

      I can relate to that. My uncle single-handedly destroy the family company by kicking my dad ass off the board.

    • @jesperburns
      @jesperburns 4 роки тому +7

      @@dantederi5062 Meanwhile, on your uncle's side of the family: "Dauri's dad was driving our business in the ground and I didn't act fast enough, when I kicked him out, the damage was already done".
      Not saying that that's true, just that that is how it usually goes.

    • @dfallen4ngel
      @dfallen4ngel 4 роки тому +3

      The thing is, most companies are in non-creative field so they barely needs to make new innovation to run the company
      Sadly this thot is the boss in a goddamn studio film, where innovation is the most important thing to run