Comments from The Hub are Deranged
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2023
- Today i looked at comments from the hub, and they are deranged
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I like to imagine that kwite 18+ content would still have the hood, mask and glasses on. Not even all the hoodie but just the hood
Also massive muscles
Blud is simping
Great now I can't get that visual out of my head
with valid reason, i would be too@@ICantChooseAHandle
what the fuck
Fun fact: Nintendo has actually cracked down on adult parodies before. They bought and still own the rights to the parody "super hornio brothers" solely to pull it off of store shelves to prevent any possible damage to their brand.
What lobotomite would think “Super Hornio Bros” is an official Nintendo product?
That’s right! A Nintendo employee!
NO WAY 💀
@@outlawsylWHY
@@outlawsyl yeah i geuss
@@outlawsylshit,he's right
as an asexual, this is gonna be good
absolute epic ace win
Hey you stole my comment
As a fellow asexual, I concur.🍿
As a member of the ace community; yes
As a non asexual
Kwite never fails to.. Uh. I forgot the punchline.
edit: why the hell is this so fucking popular holy shit
edit 2: yall 😭
Now I can't remember it too wtf
Never fails to deliver
@@Wizard_eggs5nah i dont think thats it
for the better
@@fv1532 Never fails to birth ig
HES NOT JOKING. WE WANT IT.
make this the top comment so he sees this
We’re officially on a mission folks
I'm good
Yeah same here
I'd sub
My favorite Corn Hub comment is the one from God and the reply being "How TF did you get verified as GOD!?"
😂😂😂😂😂
Hes the producer since everyone is screaming his name
@@betteroywoth2445 Of Corn Hub!?!? Holy Shit!
Or of the video???
Bro what
as an average "hub" user, these comments are normal and the most sane you'll find.
Yeah the pfp fits
touch grass incel
Your HEV: Copium administered.
from the look of your pfp it checks out
that pfp says it all
i just wanna say, that wasnt a "i hate my wife joke" that was a "im bad at sex" joke
kwite's onlyfans would be the last piece of the puzzle needed to turn me from bicurious to gay 🙏🙏🙏
I mean I’m bi, so I’m already down
kwite giving me tax advice was out of pocket, and i loved it
Same
The AO3 part is so true, there are times where I have genuinely forgotten smut was happening because of the emotional intimacy and I had to do a double take (in my defense I’m ace)
Tfw the plot is so good that you forget it's a smut fic.😳
@@peacemakerstudios I read one where the AUTHOR forgot it was a smut fic and started learning about classic literature and the Latin language to make it more fleshed out. The author’s notes on that were fucking wild, but the fic is a banger
@@InevitableOption-ic2vxthank you!
@@InevitableOption-ic2vx I can’t remember the exact title, but it’s an Alex Stern fic that starts with the idea “okay but what if the other option was taken the day after Halloween?” (The other option being they fuck)
I’m pretty sure the author is called something like ink_moths ? I might be thinking of another prominent author, there are less than 1000 fics in the whole fandom, last I checked (I even managed to invent two tags with my brain rot)
How do you read sex and forget it’s sex?
It's amazing how Kwite went into each and every single one of these comment sections, under those respective videos, just to leave a comment for our mere entertainment. The fact he changed accounts aswell just to add an additional layer of realism is astonishing to say the least. The dedication is outstanding💯
It has a Reddit
@@chrisgomez1262Like the one you're about to be put on r/whoooooosh
@@Uvulo not if I use my uno reverse card
@@chrisgomez1262 oh dear god
After having come back after a while can I just say that I’m so glad that we’re back on our bullshit.
Oh yeah same, I love Kwite
For the Nintendo thing, a artist I commissioned years back had to take down a Bowser "sausage" package they made. Any people was saying that this artist is now confirmed for Bowser's official 3rd leg
Does Nintendo regret copyrighting people and things sometimes
"maybe if you stood there, you'd realize"
"STANDING HEERE, I REALIZE! YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYYY!!"
Mgr reference spotted
@@baconator2998 Making the mother of all references here, Jack! Can't fret over every meme!
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
@@touchgrass7129 THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
The hub can have the funniest yet one of the most saddest comments
I am responsible for half of those comment (the sad ones that is)
yeah i remember under a video that was full of insults for the guy in the video. So much that the owner of the channel commented on how they were sad for the situation. Unironically one of the most sad comment section i saw :( i can't imagine how the guy must have felt
Why were they insulting him?@@tooru-kun4178
"That 'get behind' pun was unintentional but a happy accident. Much like me according to my parents"
I didn't know Kwite had parents. I thought he just spawned out of nothing, not even thin air.
didnt he say that he was made from the very fabric of the universe itself?
Comments in the Hub are mostly depressing, inspiring and hilarious. There is no in-between.
you already know it’s gonna be a better day when Katie posts
Katie
KATIE😭🤚🏾
KATIE LMFAO
it is a good day when katie posts isn’t it
What's up Katie fans
“Nothing actually is stopping you, except maybe going broke” which is a very true statement because a lot of people tend to be very irresponsible with their money and will spend it on useless things that add no value to their lives and the only way to stop them from spending so much is by making them go broke.
I one saw someone say “i wish i had someone to do that to me, she left a long time ago” and it was just a chain of “same” 💀
thought the title said “endangered” and both thought to myself, “thank god” and “oh no that’s a shame”
"Nothing is stopping you, except maybe going broke" Progressive Kwite, I like it
I vividly remember seeing one person say they made an account just so they could say how beautiful the actress was. And he was absolutely right.
As a child that has no business thinking about porn, I think this will be hilarious.
Edit: It was hilarious
a child??? 😭
Same I'in middle
@@OwhatOtoOcallOmyselfboth of you, get off the internet and go be cringe & have fun while you still can
Yeah listen to him, he knows what he's talking about
@@Lex_Quinn It's too late, I've been plagued by media and unfunny kids at school 😔
You know watching too much of the hub can cause brain issues like memory loss and some other things that I can’t remember
I really don't know if this is a joke because of you not remembering or if this is you giving advice to people
@@cringelord239 It’s half
It’s a joke but at the same time I’m saying something true
@ICantChooseAHandle I see, I knew that watching porn would destroy your brain, but I wanted to know if you were making a joke. Thanks.
1:59 there actually have been examples of r34 artists being told, by Nintendo, to stop making r34 of their characters if they do it too much. They’re more lenient with unlicensed r34 of their characters than fan mods or games that pay tribute to them
I really hope the OF thing wasn’t a joke, it’s almost embarrassing how much I want it to be true
2:10 fun fact! Nintendo has actually copyright striked a 3D model of Bowsers 'Mushroom'
Kwite never fails to spread our cheeks and fill us with joy 🥰
bro wtf?
i mean this comment is kinda fitting, its a hub comments video after all.
@@isosceles_eye Kwite never fails to fill us up with his ooey gooey goodness
@@y4ngersreal
Oml I thought you meant to smile help 💀💀
1:36 what.. did I just get taught taxes by a fucking hoodie reading hun comments 😭
yeah
Kwite, you can just spawn the wither on the nether roof and have it get stuck in the bedrock and then you just have to hit it enough. It’s like, INSANELY easy to kill the wither. You can even do it with like, iron gear and a bow with half a stack of arrows and then maybe a golden apple without doing the roof trick.
Bedrock or java? It's wayy stronger on bedrock from what I've heard
Edit: I watched the part of the video. Yeah java is not That hard (
Or just spawn the wither underground in deepslate and use a SMITE 5 Axe to kill it quickly.
5:09at least it ain't the bedrock wither
2:26 fun fact: in the 90s there was a mario porno that was made and nintendo bought the rights to it to prevent it from spreading. Also i believe there was a lady ****star that had nintendo tattoos that got a crease and desist.
5:15 litteraly all you need to do is go under ground, dig out a 1 by 2 tunnel with a 3 by 3 room at the end, a strength 2 potion and then the wither can be melted like butter.
When he said that too many “adult films” only focus on the the “adult” part, I got very scared he was going to say something instead of “film”
Kwite’s got a point, not enough adult films care about the film aspect
2:05 happens more than you think. Talented blender animator by the name of guftrup (nsfw, search at own risk) has a very clockwork system of creating legend of zelda content (yes, nsfw), only for it to promptly be dmca'd by nintendo every single time. Tragic
3:30 this one is ASMR roleplay lmfao
As someone who loves ASMR rp, I guess you're right lmao
I actually know the video lol... She did a bunch of copypastas
@@kriticalwatermelon5850 Yeah I know the person too lmfao
Fun fact nintendo did once go after an adult oriented film, bought the rights for it and banned it.
2:57 I want it NOW!
2:50 I would love a kwite OF. I have money.
Excuse me?
owo what’s this :3
@@papastalin69 yes
@@Unprofessional_furry yes
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
0:03 STANDING HERE I REALISE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
i bet you that 3:23 is from an asmr roleplay video with a static art screen
1:29 you're only required to do this if you are self-employed or an owner of a business. If you're a regular w2 employmee just claim 0 on your taxes.
The advice for paying taxes was actually extremely helpful bro. I would never purposely search for and watch “adult life advice” videos so I probably would have never gotten that advice from anywhere else but here. Much appreciated dawg
5:20 use potions, gold apples, enchant your netherite armor and bow, build obsidian arena to fight it in. Easy.
6:18 I'm kinda disappointed in myself for laughing at this.
comments from that website are so unhinged but so funny😭😭
I was on the hub last week and someone asked for a whole ass recipe for beef stew and there were abt 60 recipes
Were any of them good? I've been wanting vegetable beef stew for weeks. Kind of a tomatoey, thin beef broth and some carrots, corn, peas, and potatoes, with tender beef.
I know he's been back for a while, but... god it's nice to have Kwite back
Yeah, agreed.
Agreed! Didn't realize how much these fueled my soul lol (Btw as a fellow aroace individual always good to see the aroace flag represented! I swear it doesn't get nearly as much attention as it deserves)
1:18 the sudden tax advice gave me whiplash but thanks ig? (・・?)
3:43 I haven’t watched it yet (I’m ace & gay silence!!) but I do remember this one Hub video I think called “Scarecrow”? I remember watching the trailer for it and thinking “damn these guys made a horror movie 😭” 😆
Like, I think the acting could’ve been better, but the sound effects, the editing, like I felt actually tense and afraid! Freaking wild, I should watch it eventually, they did make a sequel but the vide was so different in the trailer I got whiplash XD
I myself have an on-going collection of remarkable comments from the hub lol
Edit: 9:41, I can assure you this type of question is asked a lot on videos that have nothing to do with games at all lol. But I like your thinking haha
5:58 I got a birth control add
9:57 "no one was satisfied" just like me frfr😭
Don’t do taxes I commit tax evasion
I’m not joking
IRS finna seek and destroy you dawg 💀
Kwite never fails to
*gnome runs across screen”
Woah did yall see that???
👀
it's not nice to call Kwite a gnome :(
I've always viewed the reflection of Kwite's monitor on the sunglasses as Kwite's pupils.
i will never be able to unsee that.
@@1usecharger You're welcome!
Ain’t no 2b2t player “sweating” at Minecraft, only thing they sweat at is the price of hacks
7:52 my bro kwite just explained 4chan
My favorite hub comment I’ve seen was something along the lines of “I found this on my sons computer, glad to see he’s straight”
8:06 my guy just described tumblr lol
I like how the reflection of his monitor in his glasses look like eyes
Kwite isn’t pregnant (yet! I don’t know what spring trap and him do in their spare time) but he never fails to deliver!! 🥰🥰🥰
*yet*
yet
java wither: cant survive in a cave
bedrock wither: I AM A GOD ALMIGHTY KNEEL TO MY WILL AS I ALONE RESHAPE THIS PUNY WORLD
Never thought I'd see the day, where dudes are uploading gameplay clips to The Hub.. I know it's all spicy games, but still. What a weird time to be alive.
6:03 Yea, sorry, big fan of your content but I don't plan on letting my child see any of your videos for a very long time.
Kwite. My mother watches your content. She’s an avid viewer. I’m starting to think all my issues are genetic.
Seriously tho, why does the color of your hoodie change every 5 seconds. The green is never the same in 2 consecutive shots.
Funny
Oh my god you're right
Do you not see the exposure, saturation, and contrast changing between every shot?
I know it’s a one in a million chance he’ll see this but, Kwite, I’m new to your channel. I started watching you at the start of the month and I gotta say watching your deranged or “weird” videos have made me laugh these past couple weeks. I’ve been in a rut. And I’m ashamed to say I’ve been in a bad place mentally. But, watching your videos, getting the “I can’t breathe”, wheezing laughs I missed getting from them has made me feel better. Thank you for all that you and your team does. I appreciate you.
Makes me want to hop on the hub so I can see these for myself
The comments or the videos
Kwite is the only person who could make me purchase an onlyfans subscription
Yeah same I think
This was the last video I expected to get advice for doing taxes in the US. Thank you Kwite, it’ll be very useful if I ever move to the states!
BTW, to fight the wither, Dig until you reach a good distance where it's nothing but stone and such, then dig a 1 block wide 2 block tall hole for about 100 blocks or more, make the wither, shoot it with arrows for the fist half of its HP, hit it with a sword for the second half.
I love this series! Do more!
The sheer volume of users on PHub asking for game advice is surprising.
Also, & after pulverizing my stress like a Jojo fight scene, I usually scroll down the comments. Not only are users legitimately friendly (you could swear the Hub is overran by chinchilla vibers), they are also much smarter than people using other non-proin platforms like Twitter, IG, TikTok, etc. I guess rewarding the ol' purple headed womb weasel just makes life a bit less uncomfortable to exist within.
If we actually get a Kwite only friends, I only ask how it will happen since we all know it's all torso under there
As someone who is aro ace, this is incredible
as a huge korn fan, the fact he made a reference to them is amazing
came here to look at hub comments
stayed to watch tips on paying taxes
yo just wanted to say thanks for your content, recently ive been going through some real tough shit, severe depression and just the reality of being autistic, but seeing your content even now makes me laugh, my boyfriend of 5 or more years left but- im rambling point is thanks for making content, it really helps more then i think anyone would know
… why did Kwite actually give us good tax advice…
8:19 actually, that skin is from season 3
Happy pregnancy Kwite ❤️ I hope it all goes well
oh boy oh man i sure cant wait for kwite to steal my liver 🥰
Last time he stole my pancreas 😍😍
Kwite never fails to disappoint
Kwite never failed to deliver
We are also deranged, Kwite
Disturbed that an hour ago I was questioning when he’d make another hub video.
you can really find the best videos on The Hub too, there are some tutorials for games and I once found a whole channel that was just a guy playing with his cat and it was adorable
Another one of these. Great
Also, I appreciate the lesson on taxes
I was just on the hub lmao
corn but instead of a c it’s an upside down lowercase b hub is my favorite video concept!
i love falling asleep to kwite videos. whenever he has a new upload i always watch it before i fall asleep. you’re my favorite youtuber, kwite☺️
Dooku’s saber hilt is curved after all
now kwite *probably* isnt pregnant, but he never failed to deliver
Kwite talking about depression while Epona's song in the background gets me goin
Was not expecting the tax lesson in the middle of the video. Thx Prof. Kwite ❤️