People on Twitter are too Comfortable

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  • Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
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    today we looked people that are too comfortable on twitter and they actually made me uncomfortable when these people on twitter are too comfortable. why are people just, too comfortable while on twitter dot com? unhinged tweets of people just being too comfortable on twitter
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  • @elizathegamer413
    @elizathegamer413 Рік тому +3691

    Kwite being sponsored by drugs is so awesome

  • @smart7928
    @smart7928 Рік тому +3147

    having a casual twitter with over 4000 insane people blocked already is like living a couple miles away from the psych ward. you hear stories from the neighbours but the escapees are always caught before they get to you

  • @shlombox
    @shlombox Рік тому +599

    "Getting passed around like a gay furry wants to be" I'm sure you would know what that's like

  • @icedancer2370
    @icedancer2370 Рік тому +1463

    This channel promotes weed, furry ideology, homosexuality, and being short, I watch every episode

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 Рік тому +57

      Ah yes, promotes being short.

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Рік тому +126

      @@justafurrywithinternet317 he's admitted he's a a short king who likes being picked up by tall guys lmao

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 Рік тому +104

      @@Quesoquantum What I meam is that usually "To Promote" means "To encourage similar behaviour" and I'm just imagining half of his viewerbase losing a few inches of jeight because of his influence.

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Рік тому +66

      @@justafurrywithinternet317 They just cut their legs off and weekend wobble around

    • @boomerangmonkey8263
      @boomerangmonkey8263 Рік тому +10

      @@Quesoquantum This makes me wish I were shorter. Unfortunately... I'm not.

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon Рік тому +2341

    I left Twitter for a whole month now after using it for 2 whole years, and i can safely say that you will become way better without having Twitter. Downloading Twitter is honestly a horrible mistake.

    • @pandemia8966
      @pandemia8966 Рік тому +115

      can confirm, the second i uninstalled twitter i was not only able to touch grass but i also got a job. instantly felt better mentally as well, it's just so much better without it

    • @jaadn6197
      @jaadn6197 Рік тому +41

      with the shit that’s going on over there, it’s becoming increasingly obvious. Also, congrats on leaving that hellsite.

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 Рік тому +17

      i miss being on Twitter the needless drama was hilarious

    • @omlette
      @omlette Рік тому +41

      I have Twitter but I have notifications off, no liked tweets, I don't follow anyone, and the only things I post are dumb shower-thought like blurbs about unrelated thoughts. Doing well for myself, and not giving in

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 Рік тому +3

      @@ck7993 just subscribe to drama channels that do twitter duh.

  • @yuzubrain
    @yuzubrain Рік тому +1796

    Agreed, the fact that all these Twitter users can do the most psycho shit and people will just say "REAL!1!!!"is insane

  • @scooter6104
    @scooter6104 Рік тому +395

    "Why don't they make chew toys for adult humans." That user is gonna be over the moon when they find out about different types of stim toys.

    • @soupcat4143
      @soupcat4143 Рік тому +37

      @Ferbujosbe not necessarily, there r like actual stim toys for chewing made from food-grade silicone. they even have different levels of chewiness for different types of ppl

    • @LocalDiscordCatgirl
      @LocalDiscordCatgirl Рік тому +11

      i thought he was talking about gags lol

    • @therealalmightyloaf3285
      @therealalmightyloaf3285 Рік тому +6

      @@LocalDiscordCatgirl pfp lines up also same

    • @door6
      @door6 6 місяців тому +12

      @@LocalDiscordCatgirl Tbh if I had a gag as a chew toy id either bite it 'til it broke or bite it 'til my teeth hurt/broke. There is no in-between I will destroy anything.
      This is why I like gum and lollipops.

    • @tzarg
      @tzarg 2 місяці тому

      @@therealalmightyloaf3285 😭😭😭

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 Рік тому +1356

    Fun fact: the official term for anime protagonist syndrome is "chuunibyou," literally "eighth-grade syndrome," because it tends to manifest around that age.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 Рік тому +25

      What it's called when an adult still has chuunibyou syndrome?

    • @d.arndog
      @d.arndog Рік тому +110

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 it"s still called that

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 Рік тому +114

      @@d.arndog i was hoping on "sad" or "pathetic"

    • @deathmorphosis
      @deathmorphosis Рік тому +165

      中二病 does not "literally", or in any way, translate to "Eight-grade syndrome", that's just what it's called in English. The only thing you were correct about was that the name comes from when it debuts.
      It translates to "Middle school syndrome" and does not refer to "anime protagonists" (the term had nothing to do with anime when being coined, and is now considered an actual psychological condition, other than it becoming a character trope many years later), at all but a specific kind of person with grand delusions of themselves, narcissistic traits and believe they possess esoteric knowledge and/or some kind of power/skill no one knows about.
      All just to stand out from the crowd.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Рік тому

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 It's called manchild syndrome, Japanese people pls translate idk Japanese

  • @pastelguts6182
    @pastelguts6182 Рік тому +846

    One of these days Kwites channel is going to mysteriously disappear and some internet detective will find him and when pressed about why he gave it up, he'll just say "I finally got dicked down, I'm normal now."

    • @annsh.6487
      @annsh.6487 Рік тому +78

      Lmao I sometimes forget people are gay, so this looked like something out of a mobster story for a second

    • @v1rzen
      @v1rzen Рік тому +103

      I sometimes forget people are straight, but that’s cause I’m on tumblr so much (cishets don’t exist on that place)

    • @dwopy2073
      @dwopy2073 Рік тому +69

      @@v1rzen Wait, you're telling me cishets actually exist ???

    • @-.Leo.-
      @-.Leo.- Рік тому +56

      @dwopy Cishets don’t exist on tumblr, sadly they do exist in real life though 😭

    • @dwopy2073
      @dwopy2073 Рік тому +39

      @@-.Leo.- _By Talos this can't be happening !_

  • @Bob_Coffee
    @Bob_Coffee Рік тому +849

    Twitter is that one friend with no manners

    • @aceofclubs.
      @aceofclubs. Рік тому +13

      23 likes and no non-bot replies let me help. Jk I’m gonna report them but anyway, I agree.

    • @arealgamer342
      @arealgamer342 Рік тому +2

      I am p l e a s e d with your response. Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @gstheprotector
      @gstheprotector Рік тому +25

      What do you mean friend? Twitter is obviously that person you met one time and assumed you two were friends after the concerning/annoying encounter, but yeah everything else is correct

    • @LepidopteranFool
      @LepidopteranFool Рік тому +2

      me

    • @jommisalami
      @jommisalami Рік тому +5

      I'm that friend and Twitter still scares me

  • @YoNebby
    @YoNebby Рік тому +412

    I just realized that kwite has eyes, a mouth and body under the jacket and the concept deeply disturbs me

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma Рік тому +58

      what? no he doesn't

    • @optimisticwatermelon
      @optimisticwatermelon Рік тому +73

      You been takin' too many of the weed gummies he got sponsored by

    • @AluminaStar
      @AluminaStar Рік тому +3

      omg ur Flandre Scarlet??!!😱😱
      also agreed

    • @YoNebby
      @YoNebby Рік тому +1

      @@AluminaStar wanna play

    • @Kellerbobeller
      @Kellerbobeller 3 місяці тому +2

      Right? I can’t even comprehend him beyond that. That one video of his face deeply disturbed me.

  • @Saibellus
    @Saibellus Рік тому +392

    i was so pressured in hs that i stabbed myself in the leg with a pen knife to get out of a test i thought i would do badly on. then i changed my mind and took it anyway. i got a 94. thanks for the academic anxiety mom n dad 😐👍

    • @ency3329
      @ency3329 Рік тому +25

      Oh dear.

    • @flintfrommother3gaming
      @flintfrommother3gaming Рік тому +38

      I remember doing that but a bit less violent (It still bled) without parental pressure, I am not im the same level but the school was getting too hard.

    • @spinyjustspiny3289
      @spinyjustspiny3289 Рік тому +28

      My high school SAT was so stressful i stayed up late prepping, fell asleep mid-test and only passed because even if it was incomplete it was frontloaded with the shit I knew offhandedly anyway.

    • @someone7345
      @someone7345 Рік тому +46

      If this doesn't say "fix the fucking education system" idk what does

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Рік тому

      Holy sh

  • @reereearts
    @reereearts Рік тому +377

    That ad read at the beginning was absolutely unhinged and i’m here for it

    • @enbycracker9349
      @enbycracker9349 Рік тому +6

      @@Chkprofilename much better

    • @doodleplayer4014
      @doodleplayer4014 Рік тому +5

      @@enbycracker9349 look at this dude's comment history, I think they're also a bot ):

    • @enbycracker9349
      @enbycracker9349 Рік тому +4

      @@doodleplayer4014 me?
      nah, just a super awkward person who has no idea how to talk, lol

    • @DiaMonD_KUROI
      @DiaMonD_KUROI Рік тому +8

      @@enbycracker9349 no i think doodleplayer means emotional damage is a bot

    • @doodleplayer4014
      @doodleplayer4014 Рік тому +1

      @@enbycracker9349 yea, sorry that wasn't very clear

  • @jakaotter
    @jakaotter Рік тому +95

    5:30 "You can tell that this poor tweet has been passed around like a gay furry wants to be." That made me double-take. Like, it's so true when like half of my internet friends are gay furries.

  • @RealestLynn
    @RealestLynn Рік тому +181

    LMFAO, they’re as comfy as my aunt is when she comes over for new years ☠️

  • @gamesvsmusic
    @gamesvsmusic Рік тому +686

    7:23 - actually this shit is handled in two separate ways in persona 5! the first boss in the game deals with a male teacher going after female students and blackmailing those who threatened to report. then one of the people you can date is your female teacher (male protag) who feels very wrong about it. one of the dialogue options is "That's the best part". she also works as a part time maid which is how you can call her over/contact her.

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 Рік тому +49

      Wtf

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 Рік тому +97

      And this is why I dont trust persona fans :D

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp Рік тому +54

      I lost my disk, can you date Ryuji or the one fox guy asking for a gay friend

    • @val_allegory
      @val_allegory Рік тому +54

      @@eggchomp unfortunately not

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp Рік тому +32

      @@val_allegory pain.

  • @unsie
    @unsie Рік тому +114

    seeing kwite trying to explain theyre weed gummies without explaining straight up theyre weed gummies is hilarious

  • @mr.infernal1380
    @mr.infernal1380 Рік тому +42

    "Its only awkward if you make it awkward"
    That is a solid fucken point right there I tell you what.

  • @BUGOSAUR
    @BUGOSAUR Рік тому +573

    Didn’t expect for kwite to promote edibles

    • @ConiferConnieTreeCow
      @ConiferConnieTreeCow Рік тому +91

      It's kwite, you can expect pretty much anything

    • @sharkksoda
      @sharkksoda Рік тому +47

      who else but him

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv Рік тому +36

      unexpected but not surprised

    • @dustbunny6381
      @dustbunny6381 Рік тому +21

      Glad he's getting that bread AND getting that nasty

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes Рік тому +9

      do they work? the ones i currently have don't do much for me

  • @AshChiCupcak
    @AshChiCupcak Рік тому +380

    Kwite is a fellow mouth biter. I have never felt so validated.

    • @furballscave4431
      @furballscave4431 7 місяців тому +1

      REAL. ive been kinda self conscious about it recently too

    • @Goober762
      @Goober762 Місяць тому

      I’m gonna erase that sentence from my mind and live my life happily not knowing what it is.

  • @crayondrawssometimes896
    @crayondrawssometimes896 Рік тому +62

    People on Twitter are always wayyyyyyy to comfortable or act like you’ll shoot them at any point

  • @VeraExora
    @VeraExora Рік тому +65

    Cannabis: legal
    Kwite Immediately:

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee Рік тому +2

      Also, quite immediately.

  • @luciferrian2473
    @luciferrian2473 Рік тому +128

    Anyone vividly recall, to the detriment of better memories, pronouncing a word wrong in school and everyone laughing...and the teacher corrects you?

    • @scooter6104
      @scooter6104 Рік тому

      Yep.

    • @rainbowflowerpower4464
      @rainbowflowerpower4464 Рік тому +1

      The only time that happened to me was in trigonometry when I pronounced ‘sun’ like HOW IT’S SPELT, she made such a scene about it too

  • @diamondcoral7343
    @diamondcoral7343 Рік тому +67

    Never trust Twitter.

  • @canttouchthefluff
    @canttouchthefluff Рік тому +44

    "passed around like a gay furry" -Kwite 2022

  • @scribblecloud
    @scribblecloud Рік тому +160

    as a woman, i am a kwite enjoyer

  • @MetallicPetals
    @MetallicPetals Рік тому +95

    I hope Kwite realizes the one about the dentist was a typo and meant screaming. . .

    • @JawGaming.
      @JawGaming. Рік тому +35

      I hope saki realizes that kwite was joking. . .

    • @fraquero3192
      @fraquero3192 Рік тому +9

      I dientes notice the typo 💀

    • @funkytime69
      @funkytime69 Рік тому

      @@fraquero3192 dientes

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Рік тому

      More surprised he was screaming than Nutting his pants
      Get that population pudding outta there

    • @potoos.-.5605
      @potoos.-.5605 Рік тому +19

      @@fraquero3192 the fact that dientes means teeth just makes this comment 100 times better

  • @xxlargelordxx6489
    @xxlargelordxx6489 Рік тому +24

    7:45 "work smarter, get harder"-my brother

  • @sharkksoda
    @sharkksoda Рік тому +28

    kwite is the drug dealer they told all of us about, he's a mysterious hoodie man

  • @silveralpaca3861
    @silveralpaca3861 Рік тому +84

    What eldritch horror have I been watching? I believed Quite was just a floating hoodie, glasses and mask. Now due to this sponsor we now know there is some kind of digestive tract in the sweater and he can even get high so some form of brain exists too! Personally I bow down to the almighty creature blessing us with glorious Twitter grime, we are living in a crazy world!

  • @SnapshotOfASoul
    @SnapshotOfASoul Рік тому +33

    They do actually make real chew toys for people. Chewable stim toys are great. You just have to remember that if a piece breaks off and you swallow it you have to go to the emergency room.

  • @cheesemold-_-
    @cheesemold-_- Рік тому +111

    Being on Twitter for an extended period of time gives me nausea

  • @insertusernamehere3173
    @insertusernamehere3173 Рік тому +125

    1:09 I was scared of dentists after one screamed at me cause I told her I was in pain.
    She ended up ripping open my gums. Like straight up ripped it so I could pull down the front of my bottom gums and show people the insides of my gums. I was in 1st or 2nd grade.
    She never got fired.

  • @gavriellarutigliano2356
    @gavriellarutigliano2356 Рік тому +28

    twitter scares me but also ive used tumblr for almost a decade so 💀💀 glass houses and throwing stones and all that shit ig

    • @starspices
      @starspices Рік тому +7

      to be fair, tumblr’s chilled out significantly over that time period lmao

  • @internetlurker1850
    @internetlurker1850 Рік тому +39

    I learned what Discord is because of the MLP character...
    Also the fansong that one person made slaps so hard idgaf

    • @thefriendshiptrio6983
      @thefriendshiptrio6983 Рік тому +6

      Discord is such an entity

    • @rhodes_the_kitty
      @rhodes_the_kitty Рік тому +4

      YESSS DISCORD GOES SO HARD I LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCH. tlt is really cool in general and the original song is cool aswell

    • @xpinkbunnieinwonderlandx8454
      @xpinkbunnieinwonderlandx8454 Рік тому +2

      Same here, way back in like 2012 or so 😹 for once us Bronies were ahead of the crowd

  • @captnpan
    @captnpan Рік тому +35

    Might as well share my freshman thing-
    I had a pretty long lunch and generally all of my friends were busy with schoolwork (we took one college class, I somehow got one of the easier ones) they’d often leave around 15 minutes before lunch ends to do work so I’d usually just sit there. I’d get bored, so I’d just walk around campus. Often other people would be around campus and I would walk a similar route every time, to the point as some people only knew me as the “school NPC guy.” Looking back on it (this was only a year ago) I was literally a real-life NPC

  • @rowankrencik
    @rowankrencik Рік тому +413

    Kwite, it's okay, embrace your inner fursona, you've already confirmed it to us, just accept you for you 💕

    • @dsamuel2116
      @dsamuel2116 Рік тому +5

      @Be Straight where does the link go •_•

    • @Kool-aidz
      @Kool-aidz Рік тому +6

      I cannot tell if this comment is a joke or not 💀💀

    • @maybe3568
      @maybe3568 Рік тому +1

      @@Kool-aidz a bit of both

    • @rowankrencik
      @rowankrencik Рік тому +3

      @@Kool-aidz he at least has many close furry friends, or is one himself, because in his furry videos he says things only long term full-force furries can know

    • @theman13532
      @theman13532 Рік тому +1

      @@rowankrencik the day that kwite mentions anything about changed is the day that he cannot deny he is a furry (and he cant deny he has been in the wrong places of the internet either) because that shit is literally locked behind furry community walls and i think it is a good thing it isnt free in the world☠️

  • @kirby12crystals20
    @kirby12crystals20 Рік тому +32

    As somebody who lives in Illinois I agree that living here is like a personal hell that I can't escape from

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes Рік тому +1

      how does it feel to only have 1 state separating you from ohio

    • @kirby12crystals20
      @kirby12crystals20 Рік тому +5

      @@popsicIes it feels like torture knowing I’m so close to escaping but can’t

    • @thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071
      @thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071 Рік тому

      @@popsicIes as someone in Michigan I can confirm I wake up in a cold sweat every day

  • @lockerhead
    @lockerhead Рік тому +16

    8:45 i have never seen this term used before but i will be using it to refer to mine from now on

    • @frog137
      @frog137 Рік тому +5

      sameee broski

  • @frogsman383
    @frogsman383 Рік тому +50

    Kwite is so cool I wish he was real.

  • @kiko-fi2ze
    @kiko-fi2ze Рік тому +13

    So basically there was a teacher in Persona 5 called Kamoshida who abused students, including
    Shiho, Ann's best friend, who almost offed herself after jumping off the school roof, he's terrible.

  • @i_dont_xard
    @i_dont_xard Рік тому +113

    I’m a trans man and the brussy post killed me 😭

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee Рік тому +1

      And he said it wrong! =/

  • @sambenham1945
    @sambenham1945 Рік тому +16

    7:39 this dude is the most down bad genius

  • @gloomie6278
    @gloomie6278 Рік тому +17

    Kwite being sponsored by weed and calling children greedy pricks. My favorite internet man.

  • @lesbianspacecadet
    @lesbianspacecadet Рік тому +14

    6:00 as a woman i can confidently say the answer is other women

  • @Magggottt
    @Magggottt Рік тому +25

    i really love when youtubers wear sunglasses because you can see there set-up, and my reaction is 'omg their rich' or 'omg your so fucking poor' in this case its the second one, sorry not sorry kwite

    • @El-de6nj
      @El-de6nj Рік тому +2

      this is taking me out i can't

    • @Magggottt
      @Magggottt Рік тому +1

      @@El-de6nj lmao its true tho

  • @cinnibunbun7389
    @cinnibunbun7389 Рік тому +46

    Is... Is Kwite trying to sell us weed?

  • @crawlingvase
    @crawlingvase Рік тому +6

    my girlfriend will randomly bite me, but not actually "bite" per say, just puts her mouth on my arm and just sits there it's actually really funny sometimes😂

  • @tingsteph
    @tingsteph Рік тому +12

    7:50 the objective best term is “Big brained albeit deranged”

  • @TABSman1
    @TABSman1 Рік тому +16

    6:14 yo is that my long lost twin

  • @flowerleelee
    @flowerleelee Рік тому +10

    8:21 as a girl whos had a yeast infection this is actually so true although im pretty sure its contagious so you shouldnt do this

    • @stereokuuji
      @stereokuuji 7 місяців тому +3

      atleast you care about other people's safety......presumably

  • @thomaspate9328
    @thomaspate9328 Рік тому +10

    This is very unique. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a marijuana company sponsored video before. Times are changing.

  • @HoodieHorizon
    @HoodieHorizon Рік тому +11

    literally pretty much the only reason for us going to the moon was to "complete a national goal set by President John F. Kennedy on May 25, 1961: perform a crewed lunar landing and return to Earth" wtf is wrong with us

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Рік тому

      That could be said for anything. "The only reason we did [result] is because [person who led the effort for result] wanted to get [result[". That's how things work, generally.
      The reason Kennedy wanted the US to land on the moon had far more nuisance than that. At that point in time, the only thing stopping the Cold War from going hot was that that both sides reasonably believed launching a nuke would incur nuclear retaliation when the other side launched back. This is called Mutually Assured Destruction, and while obviously not the healthiest solution, it was the only one that worked. Mutually Assured Destruction only works if neither side has a definitive edge, and thus the destruction is, well, mutually assured.
      Leading up to the moon landing was the Space Race, in which the Soviet Union proved themselves far faster at rocket science than the US, able to develop all sorts of technology regarding rocketry and propulsion before the NATO side could even start on them. Landing on the moon before the USSR was the US very publicly saying, "We've caught up - our two sides are equal in rocketry tech", so that the Soviet Union didn't feel they were far enough ahead to get away with a nuclear strike.
      The USSR was already looking into the possibility of launching nukes into, and maybe even from, orbit - a place well out of RADAR range and thus undetectable to NATO tracking stations until the warheads were too close to their targets (NATO nuclear silos) for a counterattack to be launched in time. By landing on the moon, the US made it very clear: They were now also in space, they had the ability to notice if such a launch was made, so such technology could be considered a way to get around MAD.

  • @gmnmd
    @gmnmd Рік тому +15

    1:34 hell yeah! wooooo! I love it! ... hold on, is that weed?
    ahhhh right ok, different kind of blasted

  • @marycoffelt3041
    @marycoffelt3041 Рік тому +23

    Kwite having been a Genji main makes sense seeing how he is in desperate need of spiritual healing

  • @brainrunbygoblin
    @brainrunbygoblin Рік тому +16

    7:27 KAMOSHIDA JUMPSCARE?????????????

    • @That_Isabelle
      @That_Isabelle 5 місяців тому +1

      Shaking in my boots rn I hate being a persona fan 💔

  • @Jupiter-ux5ew
    @Jupiter-ux5ew Рік тому +10

    3:06 during the 6 moon landings, several science experiments were performed. this includes (off the top of my head): putting down a mirror and shining a laser at it to determine changes in distance from earth, a seismometer to observe surface changes/moonquakes, some piece of tech that analyzed solar wind composition, and yeah that's all i can list off the top of my head.

  • @eyvweblog
    @eyvweblog Рік тому +9

    I played Persona 5. The teacher was being a "nice person" and "helped out" a student.

  • @alexismyers6053
    @alexismyers6053 Рік тому +11

    It wasn’t me and it wasn’t freshman year, but that Tweet reminded me of it. At some point in high school, this group of people started randomly doing goose noises in the hallways. Like, we’d be packed in a hallway and all of a sudden you’d here a very goose-like honk from one end and I would always think there was a goose in the building until I head another one from the other end and realize it’s just two kids goofing around. Yeahs later, I met a guy who graduated from the same school as me around the same time I did at work. This was work I. Another town pretty far away, so that was not usual. There was like 3 people working there that I knew of that came from my school (the guy, another woman, and me) everyone else came from either the school in the town the building was in or the town between there and where I went to school. So this guy was telling me how he and a group of his buddies went to a lake and saw a bunch of geese. They heard them honking so the started honking at them. Then they started using it as a way to call out to each other in the hallways at school. I looked at him and said “so every time I was taking a test and heard some goof balls honking in the hallways, that was you guys?” “Yep!” That was one school mystery solved lol

  • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
    @aromanticfranziskavonkarma Рік тому +17

    0:59
    the zenitsu demon slayer icon makes this even funnier to me

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Рік тому +1

      Screaming, creaming, dreaming, of creaming

    • @Theonefromcrk
      @Theonefromcrk Рік тому

      @@Quesoquantum ⚡️🙍🏿

  • @Anarqism
    @Anarqism Рік тому +10

    5:03 WE FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

  • @shenanigans01
    @shenanigans01 Рік тому +6

    Comfort? Twitter? Those are two exact opposites

  • @frog137
    @frog137 Рік тому +12

    8:38 work smarter broskis 💪

  • @rennnn4444
    @rennnn4444 Рік тому +15

    Twitter is that one friend that you don't want to bring to ur house

  • @Emograndpa
    @Emograndpa Рік тому +8

    Im gonna use the term brussy so much now

  • @radidongang
    @radidongang Рік тому +6

    9:30 so I guess other people have that problem too...

  • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
    @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 Рік тому +9

    7:03 As a lifelong resident of Illinois, that statement is true. Fuck my home state

  • @g_hostly
    @g_hostly Рік тому +10

    the first thing i see is a tweet about farts, good to know this will be a good video

    • @g_hostly
      @g_hostly Рік тому

      @ICE i literally didnt ask but k 💀💀

  • @crowan1400
    @crowan1400 Рік тому +4

    being focussed by a Zen is a nightmare, take if from a Zen main, he may have a hitbox the size of the moon but he has the burst damage of two DPS heroes, my favourite thing to do if the enemy team has a widowmaker and i'm on defence is to line up a charge volley with her while the spawn doors are about to open, 90% of the time it gets you the kill and make the widowmaker either impressed or tilted.

  • @LargeAndAttractiveFrogs
    @LargeAndAttractiveFrogs Рік тому +4

    The weird shit i did in freshman year was be transphobic. Which is hilarious in hindsight because i came out as trans 5 years later.

  • @robotratsrb2152
    @robotratsrb2152 Рік тому +6

    the comment about being targeted by a zenyatta and only knowing about the word "discord" because of that is painfully relatable

  • @j-motions9894
    @j-motions9894 Рік тому +9

    9:39 not me chewing on my cheeks as he says this

    • @Sp3ctralI
      @Sp3ctralI Рік тому +6

      I chew mine so much I give myself canker sores T_T

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 6 місяців тому +1

      I do it and it hurt my mouth so I forced myself to not do it

  • @prussiaball1871
    @prussiaball1871 Рік тому +9

    I actually use a different brand, they're 100 mg per serving, usually 400 per gummy

    • @migitri
      @migitri Рік тому +1

      I'm personally hesitant to use gummies, although I know they're perfect for other people. I feel like I'd eat too many gummies and get way too messed up because I'm a fatass and when I start eating, I keep eating without really paying attention. I use a vape instead. I've figured out through experimentation what amount is right for me. It helps a lot with my chronic pain.

    • @prussiaball1871
      @prussiaball1871 Рік тому +1

      @@migitri yeah, edibles hit you kinds hard too, they just take a while. If you wanted to get into edibles you should probably start with some Delta-V it's very light. That high is the classic 60s stoner kinda high imo. I use edibles because i have a lung condition so I can't smoke anything

  • @guilles1933
    @guilles1933 Рік тому +10

    Kwite be creaming at da dentist

  • @crimsonfox101
    @crimsonfox101 Рік тому +5

    4:58 Do you think Kwite knew this is just the plot of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective?

  • @meow3276_
    @meow3276_ Рік тому +13

    3:17 ???? you should probably see a doctor

  • @sok8921
    @sok8921 Рік тому +32

    When I eventually become of legal age (if the world doesn't collapse) I will give those gummies a test drive

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 Рік тому

      We're heading to death.
      Ww3 is on the horizon and we have leaders petty enough to start nuking everything once it looks like they lose which wil result in other countries using nukes too and then everybody dies.

    • @bruhmoment4688
      @bruhmoment4688 Рік тому

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 why are you fear mongering again, thought you were getting sued over this shit, Alex Joans

    • @Plurmple_
      @Plurmple_ 6 місяців тому

      Same

  • @krysanthemum6528
    @krysanthemum6528 Рік тому +21

    Wow I probably shouldn't feel accomplished or cool for having an older discord account than Kwite, but here I am.
    Also, while its not solely directed at adults and instead just for humans in general, Chewlery is a thing and I want it so bad for my chewing stimming needs

    • @rhodes_the_kitty
      @rhodes_the_kitty Рік тому +1

      lol same mine was just a month before he made his actually. I actually ordered chewlery after watching this lol cause I've been wanting to for a while I can't wait to try it out ^_^

    • @boomerangmonkey8263
      @boomerangmonkey8263 Рік тому

      I just use my tongue when I feel like chewing something.

  • @delvon-up2se
    @delvon-up2se Рік тому +2

    "creaming for my life" is the craziest sentence i have ever heard

  • @Sp3ctralI
    @Sp3ctralI Рік тому +4

    3:31 that is beyond true, and finally someone else who mentions the existence of the MD games

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok 8 місяців тому +6

    9:02 it's called gum

  • @dustin2181
    @dustin2181 Рік тому +3

    Bro Kwite if you need someone to carry you in Overwatch 2, then I gotchu my guy

  • @CryingOblivion
    @CryingOblivion Рік тому +8

    2:22 BRUH I WOULDNT EVEN SURVIVE ONE I ALREADY GET WONKY AT 10MG--

  • @thexdfacedgamer2306
    @thexdfacedgamer2306 Рік тому +4

    Twitter is more confusing than my last working brain cell and why it won't stop working...

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 Рік тому +3

    Jesus christ, 50 mg in ONE gummy? My ass gets "can barely think because brain is screenshotting every twenty seconds" toasted off of 5, from half of a 10mg one and it has to be either fruit flavored or a chocolate chip cookie.
    The first time I ever took one, my roommate got genuinely concerned because i was staring at a KFC biscuit on the coffee table for like two minutes without saying anything. I then proceeded to wander back and forth between the couch and the fridge forgetting what I was doing while laughing hysterically at basically nothing.

  • @OverHeed
    @OverHeed Рік тому +7

    0:04 I'm sorry, but bro literally looks like he just got back from a bank robbery

  • @DisturbedGeneration
    @DisturbedGeneration Рік тому +2

    I have been binge watching Kwite for literally 24 hours and I am in awe

  • @annsh.6487
    @annsh.6487 Рік тому +2

    The "waste of time" comment absolutely killed me

  • @bipbop1523
    @bipbop1523 Рік тому +5

    I crave ravioli

  • @sikufox
    @sikufox Рік тому +3

    I remember last time I was strapped down. I creamed a whole bunch too

  • @Lim95
    @Lim95 Рік тому +2

    oh my god this man is the only other person I’ve ever seen who owns a Piranha Plant amiibo

    • @funkytime69
      @funkytime69 Рік тому +1

      there's a piranha plant amiibo??

  • @taky1711
    @taky1711 Рік тому +1

    the only reason i dont like the dentist is because it takes forever to finish

  • @coolgames6452
    @coolgames6452 Рік тому +3

    4:38 IT WAS HIM WHO LET THE DOGS OUT. TELL THE BAHA MEN.

  • @boisvert45
    @boisvert45 Рік тому +4

    Yeah as a 49ers fan Illinois is my personal hell this year, specially rain in Illinois

  • @hr_3m0_fk_rv5u2
    @hr_3m0_fk_rv5u2 Рік тому

    You are absolutely right. I am blasted 24/7 when it's in my power to be so. Yes, even at work.

  • @lauram8498
    @lauram8498 Рік тому +2

    9:31 apparently this causes cancer

  • @03luigi14
    @03luigi14 2 місяці тому +4

    9:13 We already have that it's called gum and it has flavors

  • @sammy_the_trans
    @sammy_the_trans Рік тому +5

    4:00 I hate my second period teacher as well so maybe I'll try this, thanks for the advice 😁💞

  • @CrazedKen
    @CrazedKen 3 місяці тому +2

    5:35 i out loud say, w h a t?
    8:26 again, W H A T?
    8:49 ok back to back wtf

  • @hellishrain1835
    @hellishrain1835 Рік тому +2

    My ex-boyfriend used to chew on my fingers and bite me all the time. I always asked him to stop but he had an “oral fixation” so I just let him keep doing it after a while