I Did It, I Found The WORST Nicolas Cage Movie
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Nic Cage has had a fascinating career over the last few decades. He's starred in some bangers, some stankers, and we love him no matter what. In 2018 he starred in Between Worlds, a movie that has genuinely made me question my sanity and turned me off of s*x for months. I had written a very brief review of this film several years ago but mentally blocked it out, so today I decided to really break this down and make you all suffer with me. Extra huge thank you to Mitchell Pratt for providing your witty commentary.
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Every masterpiece (Nicholas Cage reading Memories while balls deep in a blonde baddie, Between Worlds 2018)
Has its cheap copy (Oppenheimer reading Bhagavad Gita while balls deep in a blonde baddie, Oppenheimer 2023)
😂😂😂
Yeah, what the fuck is up with that?
I realize the thumbnail says "POOR NIC" but with the play button covering part of it it looks like "POOP NIC" and I just thought you should know that.
Girl, I know you a lie. Unless you had a week to waste and the endurance of John Wick on morphine there is no way you have sifted the 40+ strong garbage library of Nicolas Cage.
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HIS MOVIES ARE GREAT THO i love them to bits ive watched nearly all of them
I think Van meant the 40 bad movies and not all movies. Also, pretty sure she was just clownin Coke.
@@jokerplainviewLol - yes. I’m not sure anyone was questioning me but I love Ms. Coke Francis. Ya girl is just saying that Nic Cage bad film library is too large. 😆
And that's not even including the movies where Nic is in a supporting role /and/ he's frankly (one of) the worst part(s) of an otherwise decent-to-okay movie, like Peggy Sue Got Married.
ngl the pink and red fit is inspiring me to do pink and red makeup tmrw
YEAHH ONE OF MY FAVORITE FITS FROM THEM
"No one will buy me"
Im broke af but i can offer that i am in deep admiration and awe of that makup of yours. Having a straight crush here.
now review a movie that doesn't give me brain malware
Nic Cage is a genuinely great actor who is so constantly broke he has to accept whatever role he is offered. Then he'll be in something like Mandy or Pig and remind everyone he's a great performer again before going back to making 10 shit films in a row.
I'm so far behind on DTV Nic Cage films that I've never even heard of this one.
Also, Franka Potente and John Cusack deserve comebacks damn it!
I watched 1408 when I was really young at it’s one of my fav horror movies still
I'm kinda shocked this isn't "Left Behind," but then again, thst movie is maybe too tedious to review ❤
Same! I was going to comment this 😂 it's his worst film ever !
The premise would be such a good terrifying movie. If it was willing to make Nick cage way evil and- ya know- editing
I haven’t read it in a while, but the book ‘Her fearful symmetry’ has a similar concept
Damn! That Laura Loomer line hit so hard! 🤣🤣🤣
At this point, I kinda feel bad for Nic Cage. I actually know someone who's worked with him and said that he was actually a very nice and very intelligent guy who LOVES horror movies and in the right role, he is actually a good actor. He just keeps getting cast in so many shitty movies!
Supposedly, he made a lot of absolutely horrible financial decisions and he's been frantically trying to fix them for the better part of a decade, which is why he's in like fifteen movies a year
No such thing as a bad nick cage movie because he's in it
This film is the definition of dead dove: do not eat.
mandy is my favourite movie ever they could never make me hate nic cage
Tell Elvis the Alien about this, unless he already knows.
I like to think this movie is 30 yrs after the events of Con Air and this is where Nic’s character from that movie ended up.
OH MY GOD--
1408 was so great. It is one of the better King adaptation.
It's like someone took inspiration from John Waters getting inspired by Quentin Tarantino films and read a screenplay by Stephen King, sprinkling in a bit of Ryan Murphy on a bad day and trying to recreate the ✨aesthetics✨ of Devil's Rejects but the director is "trying" to hide their fetish for scruffy guys and their childhood crush Mr Nicolas Cage
"A bit of Ryan Murphy on a bad day" You can say the latter seasons of glee, it's okay. Edit: Actually, you know what? I'm going to include every post-Freak Show season of American Horror Story, too.
Edit #2: I'm sorry for this ADHD-ass post, but I'm almost at the end of the video, and I think your director (screenwriter?) might also think Nic's Wicker Man remake performance was misunderstood by the bourgeois public.
I love learning with coke francis!
I had never heard the word misophonia til this video, googled it, and realized "oh, theres a name for that? I thought i was just weird" lol
it’s a common symptom of spectrum disorders ❤️
6:40 Honey, it's Tanner from Teen Beach Movie. OFC, he's hot!
Oh, I'm an old... er, so I wasn't familiar, but that makes perfect sense he'd be in a DCOM.
@@LittleMissLounge he was also in that Sean Paul Lockhart biopic. Great 🍑!
Girl, this whole get up! It makes me hear “NO WIRE HANGERRRRRRS!!!” 😂❤
Suddenly I desperately want a Queen Coke Francis review of Room 1408 🥺
Cue "We've Only Just Begun." ⏰
I'm ashamed to admit I've seen this atrocity of a film before. Felt like I could smell the diesel fumes and sweat through the screen.
Oh you have to check another Nic Cage movie, Face/Off with John Travolta.
And White Man's Burden featuring John Travolta
Im no movie buff but I super agree we need more women directors! Also made my day that you had a video come out today
Based.
Also fun fact: the director of Freddy's dead, Rachel Talalay, also directed tank girl (adaptation of a comic made by gorillaz co-creator Jamie Hewlett) and directed some of the best episodes of modern Dr who (especially heaven sent, such a banger of a Dr who story❤).
On that metric I'll recommend everyone here go check out censor or the work of Jennifer Kent❤❤
Edit of shame: I put it in the wrong place😭😭
...rumor has it...decades ago, Nicolas Cage bought an old plantation style house in New Orleans...despite being told by more than a few locals NOT TO because, legend has it, it's haunted by the spirit of a woman locals believed was a witch...(but, of course)...and that purchasing the home would bring him many downfalls (mental, physical, financial)...and that he's set his bar EXTREMELY low as to taking up film roles because either...1) he's broke as fuck...2) he's been driven insane and no longer possesses logical decision-making skills...and/or 3) he's being pursued by evil spirits who will kill him upon touch (like in IT FOLLOWS) so he takes the most bizarre and most remotely filmed projects to throw the demons off his tracks
the tip of your nose is mesmerizing
I was NOT expecting the spyware thing, like OMG!😱😬
The best part of this review is Queen Coke ironically wearing a choker.
Wait, it’s NOT the bees?!?!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😢
Queen Coke Francis and Nic Cage?! Best video yet! 😁
Ooo i like the new look. Hello Coke Monroe!
NOT THE BEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This videos claim feels like something that will age poorly. I wouldn't put it past Cage to show up in something somehow worse.
Did you see the old collegehumor sketch "Nicholas Cage's Agent"?
Every time I watch one of your videos, im reminded with sorrow I can only slap that button once 😞 i hope this comment is a reminded that I enjoyed myself watching ❤
Saw the title and before even watching this, I’m predicting “Vengeance: A Love Story” because *DID YOU SEE THE TITLE OF THE BOOK THAT FILM IS BASED ON?!*
2:21 There's a shot just like this of a greek statue in the movie Pride and Prejudice. Just a bit of fun trivia.
fully forgot I'd watched this one... thanks?
HELLO AGAIN QUEEN COKE FRANCIS, ITS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE IVE TUNED IN AND I DO APOLOGIZE, IM NOT WORTH THE ABILITY TO WATCH YOUR CONTENT WHEN IVE MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH 😭
You know, I am actually angry that you made me aware that this movie exists
Damn dolphins got a foul mouth...
...also I fell asleep during 1408 while on acid. Some wiiild dreams...
I genuinely cannot think of a worse movie to watch on acid
@@queencokefrancis The Tenant? Falling asleep during Naked Lunch kinda hit me harder. You dont wanna wake up in Interzone...
Franka does this stuff to remind me how good Run Lola Run was.
THE BOYFRIEND IS TANNER FROM TEEN BEACH MOVIE?????
OMG I saw 1408 as a kid and it felt like a fever dream, I didn't have solid enough memories to look for it. I'm so glad you mentioned that movie!!!!
Omg if you haven’t seen it you should watch Willy’s wonderland he stars in it but doesn’t say a word 😂
Nic Cage is my mind husband 😂 he is perfection ❤ you!
Misophonia gang 🥺 i knew we were soul sisters
it makes me very sad that Franka Potente is in this thing.
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my aunt actually believes in this shit
Your aunt believes in Nic Cage?
Oh boy, i cannot wait for the roasts i see coming
Really? It's worse than The Wicker Man? That film is terrible, but comedy gold. I low-key love it. It's just beautifully bad.
i'd say a funny bad movie is 10x better than a eugh bad one
great timing, i just watched Dream Scenario
excellent reviews queen
Maria Pulera's version of The Exorcist
PRIEST: So, basically, your daughter is a sea shell-are you with me?
MOM: Okay...
PRIEST: And the demon, he is like a hermit crab looking for a new home... So I will ask Jesus to evict him for you.
10:05 LETS GOOO MISOPHONIA PERSON
It makes me wonder how many of your videos are edited for misophonic listeners. I guess I haven’t really noticed, which is probably a good sign! Thank you! :D
Why was my first thought that this is somehow reminiscent of that Godawful "Road to Hell" game from like PS3 era. Choppy editing, awkward movements and for some reason, fully clothed bangin' 😂
After your review I had to check the Wikipedia page for this "film" (yes there's a Wikipedia page). Believe it or not there's an analysis section, where it claims this movie "features aspects of surrealism and postmodern experimentalism.....evocative of the works of David Lynch " Also those camera angles you were complaining about? Well they were actually experimental angles and editing techniques! It also apparently has themes of feminist psychoanalytic theory as well as decline of the American working class under contemporary neoliberalism. I never realized a shitty Nicholas Cage movie made by an alleged cybercriminal could be so deep!
Tbh I have always been iffy on Nic cages movies, mostly because he’s goofy and it makes it hard for me to take more serious roles he’s in seriously 😅 other than ghost rider and movies I haven’t seen so can’t comment on, I can’t see him as anything other than the goofy fun guy he is.
I feel like if he took more roles like comedy roles, he probably would not have the same level of discrepancy between his good and bad movies.
P.s. I’m genuinely suprised and only slightly disappointed we didn’t get a “not the bees” reference in this video, because his reaction to the bees is probably the same reaction most had to seeing this movie
Imagine if Franka Potente’s character had a son instead of a daughter. Cage’s dead wife jumps into the son’s body, then tries to reconnect with Cage and seduce him while using a male body. They could even cast the actor who played Billie’s boyfriend as “Billy.” Now THAT’S a movie.
1984. Nic was one of the first celebs I saw, at a long gone bookstore in Century City. I've never had any big feelings about the guy. I thought "Razing Arizona" was great like everybody else. I guess he was pretty impressive in "Leaving Las Vegas" and earned his Oscar. But he did say he thought it was a good idea to do real commercial projects to follow up his Oscar, which started him on his lifelong trek to do as much garbage as possible. Which convinced me he wasn't too smart, but by then movies where pretty much total crap anyway. Hey Francis, you have a lot of opinions about film technique for someone whose never seen a film in black and white. OK Boomer!!
The filmography of nic cage is just so wild at heart and weird on top with a side of Las Vegas and high fucking yah karate whispers screams and moans and dog shit not even bull shit dog shit haircuts and dancing and cars and girls and the greatest actor of all time but only when he’s sad but over acting sad so sad but not sad enough to refrain from sex and magic and stealing things and yelling and he’ll yeah drinking out of the skull so of your enemies and making Jared Leto piss himself with fear and nic fucking cage being god almighty for he who promised is faithful
Also I’ve the outfit
Love*
16:27 this plot twist made me absolutely giddy! So sly how her majesty served that tea. 😏
Side note- Bad editing drives me insane and I have no formal training/related work experience, you're not alone.
I'm convinced that Nick Cage is doing one long piece of performance art. His entire career being his ultimate acting work.
I don't mean to doubt you my Liege, but is it really worse than 'Left Behind'? This looked interesting at least, and had regular spooky-stuff instead of Bible spooky-stuff.
The thumbnail pic makes me think of the Andrew Tate chinless cartoon -- forgive me.
As a filmmaker as well - what I'm thinking is that they were probably on a very tight budget and schedule and had to adapt the shoots to accommodate for A LOT of coverage and thus maybe had to go with some questionable choices in the edit... it also looks to me like it's a little more DOGME 95 in its production approach which doesn't really serve this sort of material. They probably had to stitch stuff together from the "best" takes and as such, they may have indeed had to use bum takes. I've fallen prey to that issue having to handle all aspects of production myself... it's like, some areas are sacrificed for the sake of time, actor scheduling, budget, location,etc... Still... Nic Cage is always the best part of every bad movie he's in. Good or bad, he's just his own thing and enjoyable to watch.
Forget this film…well attempt at a film ( love Nicholas page btw) please make the espionage story of the deep dive into Maria P! That’s a movie we definitely want to see!!
If you told me "a legendary but aging actor stars in this low budget movie where he looks like shit but everyone in the movie finds him inexplicably sexy and he films a number of sex scenes with 3 different actresses ranging from slightly younger to significantly younger than him" I'd assume that not only that the actor wrote it, but also that he funded it as an excuse to film the sex scenes.
This film was hilarious, I cried laughing when I saw it years ago, I may have been smoking 😂 Nic looks like he’s been living under a hedge for months
I always wanted to know how it feels like if a ghost clubs you with a Quija board and now I can by watching this movie. Thanks Maria Pulera
This video made me interested, but, because if anyone has seen Dream Scenario and 'that O scene' happened which was repulsive, it makes me hate the notion of a Nic Cage sex scene
And my 8th grade English teacher said I’d never amount to anything….
everyone likes to blame nic cage for the lower quality movies he's in, but seeing how *good* he can be, i'm willing to be it's the direction or writing, most of the time. you just have to give him the parameters for the role
Not sure about the worst, but best is Raising Arizona (idk, thats just the only nic cage movie ive seen other than the constitution one.)
your videos genuinely make me smile dawg. i could listen to you complain for hours
The female gaze would not be directed towards Nic in this film 😂
clearly you have not watched the critically acclaimed movie next starring nick cage
The spyware business would been a more interesting movie.
I don't usually do this but, I spotted an error in your title.. its supposed to say "absolute best" .. so sorry.
Is Nick peeing in bottles? This hurricane's raining cats & dogs so Bobby Jr. is going for take out. He loves Catsup on his Dogs.
YAAAS
im so pshyched eveytime your are in my new subs bro
It's been _SOOOOO LONG MAMI_ 😭❤️🔥♥️♥️♥️
At least someone understands my attraction to john cusak 😂😭
subscribing for the emilie autumn drag
Nicolas Cage in a bad movie? You don’t say!
on a scale from rumbling to hange zoe, where does this film land?
Quite an achievement considering all his movies are 💩
btw 1408 is a Stephen King adaptation
For a minute I thought someone else on the planet had seen Amos and Andrew
“This wasn’t released, it escaped” 😆
Ghost Rider and Wicker Man are the best movies ever made
Punk born in 84 here, liked and subscribed!
Long live Ridiculous Cage! ❤
FATHER QUEEN FRANCIS HAS FED US WELL
alabama ha ha ha im from there yaaaaaa
Wait your real name is Francis Coke Francis?