🇺🇲 As a straight, white, married, power tool owner, race car driver, and proud veteran that loves the values that we fought and fight to preserve I can only say one thing... You fucking GO girl!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 Being fabulous and awesome is a core American value!
@@CNYKnifeNutborderline unrelated but judging on your username i am assuming you like knives and as a trans gay who collects knives i feel you're now legally required to tell me what Your favorite knife is also what kinda motorcycles do you race? favorite make n model? i am big into bikes and would love to get one this year, but cannot decide whether i'd wanna go with a ninja 650, 400, or something else??? i'm small and weak and feel like half of the bikes i've ridden on or tried will crush me lmfao. not lookin to show off on one so i kinda want something that i can feel super confident handling as a beginner but could also take to a track and fully enjoy. if you had recs from any brands i'd be forever in your debt. forever being until i crash the bike and die
I can't remember the last time I was offended by something a conservative said. They're not offensive, they're hateful, but hateful and stupid, not in the fun productive way.
the most "offensive" thing about them is when they think I'd find what they're saying clever or funny. and that isn't even them being intentionally insulting. they just completely lack the awareness to realize how stupid they sound.
I have a really fucked up sense of humor. I love a dark joke, I can laugh at a racist joke, and I can even laugh at a homophobic joke despite being a bisexual man. The difference is that a joke is meant to make someone laugh. It can be offensive and still funny. It can offend ME and still make me laugh, like insult comedy. But if you're just being offensive, that's not a joke, that's just being an asshole. Yelling racial slurs out of your car window is not a joke.
@@jays.6843 Yeah, comedy has to be light, but theirs always seems to be trying to "prove a point" or "educate" the audience, there's always an idealistic gravity to even the stupidest things they say, like saying a slur and expecting everyone to clap. That's just not how comedy works, comedy has to be light, self-aware, playful, it has to go both ways, even if it's pushing an agenda it has to do so softly, through guile. Conservatives like these never ever make fun of themselves or their side, they're always in the right, and all they do is circle jerk about how their side is the best and how awesome it is to be an American. It's the antithesis of comedy, which is inherently disruptive.
American conservatives aren't even conservative anymore, MAGA specifically calls to "go back to good old times", which is a reactionary position, not conservative. McCain was conservative. Trump is just a populist who panders to reactionaries. Goal of conservatism is maintaining the CURRENT status quo (don't fix what's not broken), not returning to an older one.
I've never really understood the "My wife/woman/marriage" jokes. They were crazy popular amongst comedians in the 80's when I was a kid and even then I was thinking "If you hate your wife/women/marriage so much why are you even married? Do you get no joy out of your marriage? How did you even manage to get married if you have so many issues with women?"
You gotta remember that marriage was viewed as something you dont back out of, because being divorced came with a negative connotation attatched to you and ypur character. That and the societal mindset that everyone should marry someone of the opposite gender and have kids, otherwise viewed as pathetic or unworthy. I think it ended around the time a group of people fought for the right to get married and won, basically saying that marriage is only worth it when theres love. People back then were just victims of societal expectations, and partner-hating jokes were borne from unconscious bitterness (or fully conscious in a lot of cases)
@@carmenlynn5441 The whole "marriage is something you don't back out of" mentality was no longer the norm by the 1980s. No-fault divorce laws became nearly ubiquitous in the 1970s and the divorce rate peaked in the 80s. The hackneyed "bitching about the wife" school of comedy goes back at least a century. If I had to guess, it stems from a lot of standup happening in bars and strip clubs, to an audience of single guys and guys with bad marriages (because happily married men usually aren't at the bar or the strip club on a Saturday night).
10:35 my partner was unsure about dating me because he’s gay and i’m a transguy, he was so hesitant and thinking so much about it. after some time he found out that he loves me and genıtals be damned, he’s still a gay man because it’s the identity that counts. liking only dıck is just as valid as liking the identity.
@Taylor-gb5gf some people like certain genitals, and that's okay. Look at it this way, do you have any physical preferences in a partner? Big boobs, small boobs, short, tall, lean, muscled, curvy, dyed hair, natural hair, tan, pale? Nothing wrong with any of those preferences as long as you don't make someone feel bad for being outside of them. And if you step outside of your preference, you may end up being pleasantly surprised, but that doesn't mean that you get to make someone into your own little experiment along the way either. As long as everyone is upfront and respectful, it's okay. You don't have to be attracted to every feature on every person to be a person who respects other people's rights and bodily autonomy and personhood. In fact, "being datable" to you shouldn't be a factor at all when it comes to human rights and common decency
The (un)funny thing about Rob Schneider's "women check locks a lot" joke is that compulsively checking locks is very likely to be a sign of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and as someone who suffers from it, it irks me to see someone like Rob implying that the symptoms of a severe mental illness are "just a womanly annoyance".
Noticed my girlfriend would check the lock multiple times before we can leave. I didn't see this as woman thing, but as a low level ocd thing, so now i check the locks, and make sure i am the last out the door and lock our front door, so that she can proceed on her way, hopefully with more peace of my, because i love her, and it's a small small thing to keep in mind and do for someone i love. Id get her help if i could, but until, the least i can do is to be of help
@@BigSmiley0TV I know this will sound bad, but checking the locks for her is still a compulsion, since she's still seeking reassurance and certainty, she just shifted the way she abides to her compulsion. It may work in the moment, but i really suggest looking for a specialized therapist, or at the very least looking up Exposure Response Prevention. Wish y'all the best of luck :D
@@BigSmiley0TVas someone with severe ocd that has thankfully been massively treated/helped with meds, this would legit improve my life tenfold because a majority of ocd issues happen due to a circle of doubting your own memory/thoughts/etc and in general not trusting yourself and finding your own actions suspicious, so having someone else who could do some of the things that my compulsions would otherwise latch onto would be a serious boon to my wellbeing. all of that just to say your gf is probably more appreciative of all that than you could ever know and it's ridiculously thoughtful of you to help her out like that. might seem so little to most people but to folk with ocd having someone do things like that can make the difference between a day spent unable to leave the house and a day spent nicely.
@@kropotkinnie ty for that, and hope it's true for her as well. I'm not a great man, and wasn't really trying to pat myself on the back by sharing my little anecdote, but just thought it to actually be a small damn thing to do for someone i love for a small tick of hers. I mean, bless her for putting with all my massive problems, which from the vid and the op seemed to be some sentiment that was being missed in schneiders attempt at humor. The woman i love, and her issues arent jokes, though im sure i could mine them for jokes, but lordy i could mine myself and my responses to her issues for way deeper humor, at my own ego's expense for much funnier jokes. There's not much more overused than the, " take my wife" type ol ass jokes. I just thought it also to show how easy it was to annihilate what he seemed to be making into a giant mountain of a problem, of my women are so nutty, when....no everyone is nutty, and it's such a small small adjustment to just be the guy saying yes i locked the backdoor, and I'll lock the front door as you make your way to the car, instead of watching the woman i love lock the door and check the handle 4 or 5 times. Of i could've figured out what to say to an old homeboy of mine who told me about how if you count things in architecture they are often divisible by 9 and 3, or whatever numbers he said, i wouldve loved to have helped him with that sort of ocd tick as well, but his joke was so bad, because it wasn't even accurately about women but about mental issues, and was so small compared to other issues like idk probably his own, just like my issues are probably way worse than my woman checking the lock 4 or 5 times, because im a fkn mess
Does anyone else get a little freaked out when the algorithm recommends you a channel that scratches an itch you didn’t know you had? Like I’m glad it’s learning my tastes so well, but it’s giving stalker vibes. Anyway, I’m very happy to be a new subscriber. Long live the Coke, their praises sound!
Nope, because I'm 99% sure it only recommends things like this to me because of Fox News in the title, half the other stuff it recommends is gender critical and "reacts to woke cringe" stuff (always at the forefront of my recommends during Pride, curiously.) I need to install an extension that's like "Always block and report the third video down in every list" because it would just save me a little time. And I don't need to feel bad about the one time it hits a queer creator because clearly nothing I've ever done has had an impact on the videos lol
On the early Rosanne show in the 80s, she worked at a factory, demanded rights for her co-workers, and led a walkout where her and her cowokers quit their jobs. I wanna say she was their union leader, but i cant remember for sure. But, i remember she spoke for them.
This look is perfect. Just perfect. The wig alone is worth the price of admission. Which...I mean it's free to get in here so I'll let the ads play as my way of paying...
Oh peep this. Roseanne basically was saying at one point "women are strong and deal with shit figuratively and literally". But then she also said to guys "go home and tell your woman to shut the fuck up".
Ikr!? Roseanne is a really bad person! She has so much money and access and houses and she’s miserable and scared! Where is her family!? She shouldn’t be doing standup, she needs help!
@@IronorchidsHer son helps run her social media accounts, and IIRC he also plays a big role in booking her interviews and guest spots. So I know that he doesn't give a crap about how the right-wing pipeline ends up treating his mother.
@@blackpajamas6600 that’s really sad 😢 but all too common. He wants a bigger part of his mother’s estate when she passes I suppose, and this is how he preserves/grows it for himself.
I knew the edgy roseanne thing was all talk the moment somebody showed me an ad... and they bleeped out the punchline of the joke. If they can't stand behind it, why should I?
@@ExcessiveSpareTime I've noticed that "edginess" takes on a distinctly different tone as certain comedians get sucked into the alt-right pipeline. I've noticed that a lot of comics who made their bad in the 80s and 90s by being "edgy" are now trying to hide behind that edginess as an excuse for their absolutely terrible takes.
Godless help us. As someone who grew up in a family of the working poor, I appreciate someone else pointing out that the whole Roseanne thing has a layer of tragedy and disappointment that is absent in most of these comedians. They've mostly just found that being a right-wing court jester is like a Vegas residency for people who aren't good enough to actually get one.
Roseanne was a working class comedy. I related to the kids when I was younger, because your parents are trying to give you everything, while not having much of anything
@@phanatic215Rosanne was hit by a car when she was 13 and it gave her brain damage. What happens to people with extreme brain damage as they age. This is why Rosanne is the way she is. It is MORE sad that people hang on the word of a woman who hasn't been here in a long, long time.
@@BlueRidgeBubble I don't think you need a car accident to become a Rosanne of today. After all she is just a common grandiose vulnerable narcissist. And while the delusions and living in an alternate reality clearly have spun out of control over the past ten years, her narcissistic vibes go all the way back to her original show. I feel very affirmed today because even as a teenager in the 90s she still felt off, self-victimising and low key malignant to me (easier to spot though when you got a mother of the same narcissism type)
I have a legitimate question... What was everybody's deal with the masks? Like, seriously, I work as a ballet dancer, and we had to train and rehearse with a mask on for about a year, let's say... Like, doing heavy phisical things... And we didn't complain as much (I mean after a while you just forget it's there)...
Literally, I used to listen to my dad complain about it while I was in cross country running a 5k with one on multiple times a week. It really wasn't as bad as they made it out to be.
It has nothing to do with COVID - they just don't like being "told" what to do. You and I both know they were never told to do anything - they got sound medical advice that they promptly ignored.
In Germany masks weren‘t that big of a deal, except for the anti vaxxers and conspiracy nuts.. People just took it as a necessity to stay healthy and protect others. In the US it was made political.
That "a woman is a series of punchlines from the 90s" comment was so spot-on. I can't help but think if Rob Schneider was even half the comedian he claims to be, that could've had a genuinely funny turn where he actually acknowledges none of the stereotypes he said have anything to do with what someone is "born as", and that whatever your gender identity journey is you can still live your truth by asking someone else to kill a spider for you. Of course, that kind of thing could never appear on Fox News. Thank you for sitting through these standup specials so I don't have to, your commentary had far more laughs than anything these jokers said
So many of these comedians used to be considered liberal in the 90s. It's like they got to 50 and decided things were perfect when they were 35, and they need to roll back the societal clock.
It's just fueled by a desire to stay relevant. I don't know how much I buy Rob's schtick. It comes off as insincere. He just wants people to look at him.
@@CrossOni-ju1hh i think it's legit based on the fact that we told jokes during that era that we now realize we're hurtful, so we don't tell them. He still tells them and doesn't understand why it's not okay. He's failed to grow emotionally along with the more mature elements of society. It's like the Chad that doesn't get why saying, "That's so gay, dude" is not cool and never was.
Also consider: Progress in the 90s was going "women can kiss now and trans people maybe shouldn't be killed on sight, and that's COOL by me!" They were liberal for their time. Did they go back a bit? Definitely, esp Roseanne, but they were always a little shit
@@CrossOni-ju1hh Rob wants people to look at him, but not enough to actually do any work to earn said attention. That's why he and Chappelle and Rogan and all the other "I'm too rich to work" entitled fools just keep repeating their old material, and any new stuff they create is so transparently self-serving and ridiculous that even the middle-schoolers at Dave's own academy ran him off with basic questions about it. It's about a sense of entitlement. Rob and Roseanne think they deserve to be rich and famous and influential, just because. I'll let you guess what characteristics they share that could underlie that assumption.
@@AaronReece I don't think Rob "doesn't understand" so much as that understanding would involve him having to ask some very uncomfortable questions about how much of his success was earned v. handed to him, and he's just too lazy to do that. Much easier for him to assume that the things that are convenient for him to believe to be true are actually true solely on that entitled basis, and proceed from there.
It's insane how criminally underrated this channel is, the commentary is so funny and the editing is so engaging 🤤 (also I love the outfit in this video!! As someone just getting into drag I love seeing the variety of looks QCF has)
Kat Blaque has a great video on trans women in lesbian spaces. Honestly I had gotten a little twitter brained and didn’t know what the answer was at the time I watched and someone called in and hit us with the “you don’t have to be attracted to/down to sleep with anyone in a given dating space” and I was like “oh yeah”. Sometimes I just get pulled back into orbit by the simplest statements lol. Plus I have yet to meet a trans person that’s not been like “just say you’re not down with the hardware and we can move on”. Literally just don’t be terfy or phobic about how you say it and all is well. Almost like trans people are people who understand preferences and deal breakers in finding potential partners LOL
Parroting rhetoric for confirmation bias is probably the most dangerous form of communication humanity has invented, these specials are a scary reminder.
Roseanne has been diagnosed with MPD, back when it was MPD, now it is DID. I have a related disorder called OSDD 1B. Basically the reality of the situation is that as a young child, a person who has the ability to dissociate to a high degree suffers ongoing, repetative trauma to such a degree that the brain says, "we can't survive this, we gotta put the kid in a box to make them safe," and then once the kid is put safely away, the brain makes another person to drive the body around. The neat thing about brains is that once it learns a skill, it defaults to a skill. So new walls go up, because the problem that hurt the kid in the first place of course doesn't get solved because a new kid got made to deal with it. So you end up with 2 to infinity number of people all handling the brain as a group. That's what it's like living with this disorder, you've got a bunch of people who might or might not be able to communicate with each other, each taking turns with a single body as though they own the whole thing. It's one big argument all of the time. One of the roles that arises from these internal societies is the role of the Host. A host is the person who gets the most time with the body, usually because they're best as pretending that everything is normal, and there's nothing wrong with them. This disorder cannot be cured, by the way. Once a person is created, they're there for the rest of the brain's life. Sometimes roles switch around, usually due to big changes in the lives of the system (the term used for the collective of people in Dissociative disorders within the same body is "system"). My theory is that Roseanne had a system change that caused the host to switch to something more bigoted, hateful, and had more of a bite back mentality. Possibly a persecutor. Roseanne has admitted to their diagnosis and said that they'd been cured. They cannot be cured... the damage is a result of scarring rather than healing, essentially, but because we villainized and mistreat mental health... we create misunderstanding within our own communities. So my theory is that Roseanne's host was always the edgy but progressive person who championed change toward the better... until the public pressure forced a change. Rather than causing a split (new person created), the system probably defaulted to a more conservative and abusive person. Possibly a Persecutor (an alter whose job is to play devil's advocate, they tend to default towards pointing out insecurities, but they also mimic attacks from the worst of our pasts), since Roseanne had a direct antisemite abuse her physically and mentally as a child, it would make sense that one of the people her system created would also be an abusive antisemite. And when given the chance to make a play for host with the detachment and personal problems that comes with fame, that same person would have the explaination to say they were the best Host for the job... Next thing you know... Roseanne changes everything about herself. It takes a lot of steps of understanding the disorder, but once you do, it makes a lot of sense.
That sounds absolutely exhausting. My sister has been dealing with all that for 60+ years. And you explained it in a way I can finally understand. Thank you!
Yo!! You look absolutely* Fabulous ❤ Also, i recently learned from watching Philosophy Tube that a bunch of suffragettes joined the British Union of Faciscists. Abigail postulates that they may have been motivated by a sense resentment of unfulfilled validation for their efforts and the Fascists gave them a platform to lash out in anger. Idk. Great video. Peace and ❤️
American first wave feminism was propelled to success after white supremacist men joined them, especially the anti-alcohol Christofascists. They totally abandoned black suffragettes, and the worst part is that it worked and no one talks about it anymore.
I feel sad for Roxanne. A lot of the things she says nowadays seems to come from a place rooted in a deep sense of self-hatred. At some point in her life, between her peak in fame and her return in the mid 2010s, I think that something happened to her that really changed who she is fundementally. Maybe it was just that point in her life where the past came back to chip away at her, maybe she went through medication that altered her mental state, or maybe she really did just grow bitter. I don't know, but I look at her and I remember how I used to learn a lot of life lessons from her show. So did my parents. She raised a lot of open-hearted people, regardless of how she turned out in the end, and it's sad to see her alienate herself from the fans that really supported her just so she can 'fit in' with the hateful masses.
His delivery is such a George Carlin ripoff, I can't believe it. "...Go fuck men then." LoL!!! If only his comedy was 1% as funny as Carlin. A high bar, I know, but a pro who gets paid big bucks should be able to get closer. BTW, he's whispering because Carlin was a joke whisperer. Great review and take-down. Thanks for being so damn entertaining. And yes, thought provoking. Cheers.
the title grabbed me because I couldn't believe fox was doing stand-up - this was so well spoken and also mad respect for trying to empathize and see where they might be coming from while still holding them accountable, liked and subsribed
That would've made me hate him even more somehow. How fucking dare he kill the last talented Beatle (Ringo had a lot of help with his good songs, much like the other Beatles did, but you can tell that he benefitted from their talent and creativity, I mean ffs octopus' garden was technically co-composed by George Harrison who wasn't credited, dunno why, probably out of respect I guess considering the piano playing, other composition and backing vocals were Ringo, his and George Martin's work, please correct me if I'm wrong). Music is a confusingly collaborative process. I guess Paul could've used those secret vegetarian life preserving genes he's always had though😆 I'm a bit of a Beatles nerd if you couldn't tell♥️🏳️🌈
@@icravedeath.1200 damn. Everyone knows McCartney was more talented, why do all that to randomly drag him. Ringo was talented and he did his job. Not everyone needs to be Paul McCartney.
I don't know if you remember back when Austin musician Bob Schneider was dating Sandra Bullock, but it made a bit of news and every single interview and report, whether in print or on television, had him being called *Rob* Schneider at least once by mistake. Supposedly the couple broke up amicably, but I think they just took it underground so that Bob would never have to be humiliated like that again...
Rosanne lost like 120lbs and got a bunch of plastic surgery and isn't funny any more. Logically, we can conclude that funny is stored in either fat deposits or in the bones.
wow people were saying "oh course I support gay marriage! ..why shouldn't they be as miserable as everyone else? hahahaha" like 20 years ago i am SHOCKED to find rob is a hack 🤣
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Rob was basically never any good, but Roseanne is so sad. She is funny, or was anyways. She isn't a hack, or wasn't anyways. She just... Fell apart. She is the one I understand the least. Edit: posted this before the end and I see we are on the same page with this.
I LOVE this look! Also, I’ve been bingeing your videos today…I had something incredibly shitty happen to me this weekend so you have no idea how much your vids are helping me. 💕
She stole a joke from Ted Cruz?! She's not washed up, she's floated all the way to the Hudson River! Still, Roseanne's special was more like a therapy session.
I remember kind of like, really liking Roseanne as a kid. Because she looked pretty much exactly like my mum, and John Goodman looked like my dad. Even my mum said the same thing, and it's wild that even though both Roseanne and my mum lost weight, they still look somewhat alike (though to be bias, my mum looks better but it's cause she's not filled with hate). Luckily (as alluded to the previous sentence), my mum is nothing like Roseanne. But I still can't help but mourn who she used to be?
According to Rob Schneider, being a compulsive scorekeeper who frequently hits the curb while driving (due to depth perception issues) makes me a woman. Cool, but Rob is in for a shock when he goes down on me.
I love the empathetic portion of the video. Hearing stuff like this helps me internalize how complicated Trump fanaticism can be, and especially how people in the family I’m about to marry into can support him (despite my fiancé and many of his cousins being mixed race). People don’t just feel afraid and targeted because because America’s past is full of nastiness caused by their ancestors and the spotlight is being partially pulled off of them and onto those who are living with the consequences of it all. They feel afraid because they’re told that it’s scary and will *continue* to victimize them. You’re exactly right when you say they’re all looking for validation in each other. A message to end an overly long comment: it’s okay to feel uncomfortable with the change you see around you. If a loved one being gay or trans makes you uncomfortable, that’s okay. Your feelings are valid, but they need to stay feelings. What isn’t okay is not inviting them to holidays, placing different rules on them in your house, or voting for those who restrict their basic rights. I work with many Mexican immigrants, and I get frustrated by the low literacy rate among many of the older workers. But, early on, I stopped and thought about how lax education requirements can be in parts of México, and how English is one of the hardest languages to learn (it truly sucks). I speak purely Spanish with them, and create forms and documents with simple designs and bilingual text. My empathy allows me to make my world bigger and richer, while making it easier for them to make it easier for me. Keep it inside, and just treat people respect and compassion. I would still perform CPR on a dying Trump, even though a nasty little voice in my head cheered when he was shot in the ear.
Thank you!!!! My biggest gripe with "offensive comics" is that they never say any jokes, let alone original ones. Like I'm fine suspending disbelief and pretending that human rights bad if just one single funny was had. But they can't even manage that
This is going to sound mean, but I am certain that Jojo Siwa is going to turn into Roseanne Barr. Wait for it. Also, stop activating my Siri, we sound too much alike 😂 … Roseanne of course, not Siri 🤭
Well, I think you were going for laughs, but you got gasps. From me and the Mrs. Holly crap, I was not expecting my comment on the screen, that was awesome! We love what you're doing with the subject of these videos and the aesthetic you're bringing as a host; your appearance to me was disarming, and after thinking about it, I realize it's quite a genius way of presenting satire and pointing out what no one is saying out loud, without the elite gunning for your head. We agree with what you're saying in the these last videos; today's comedy panorama seems to me that it's reached its final stage of moving out of the fringe (established by liberal, forward-thinking innovators) and into commoditization - that means that it's now safe for conservative folks with piles of cash to stop pretending they're conservative and innovate by flooding the zone with shit (well established fascist tactic to promote misinformation?). This seems to have several side effects; the target audience gets their views validated, the patsy on stage gets to feel validated too, and some money gets made out of this seemingly innocuous show of funny. The other effect is that other artists, comedians that do have something to say, will get drown out and harder to find; people that are truly special, that regular people won't be able to access worldwide. Recommendation algorithms will take care of that too... Keep up the good work! Excited to see the next video!
Norm definitely said it best, and I think most conservative comedians go for applause instead for laughter! It seems like this happens a lot with aging comedians as well. They care less about their craft than they care about getting approval and maintaining relevance.
“… in case any of you were wondering, this is what happened to baby Jane.” LOL Great line! It’s weird that Rosanne doesn’t want to “let the rich assholes win,” when the conservatives are all rich assholes.
I've heard that in his latest movie, he's a giant douche!... you see, it's funny because the idea of Rob Schneider ever being in a movie again is preposterous.
Imo comedy should be right in the middle. There’s nothing grosser than a comic making jokes pandering to a political base getting “laugh”s or applause just there to validate the hot take. A good comic should piss off everyone just a little at some point and the gold standard is getting you to laugh at something you disagree with
I honestly couldn’t believe Rob Schneider had drank the kool aide that hard. I’m convinced that many of these old comedians, Dave Chappell and Jerry Seinfeld included, strayed toward the far right just stay relevant. They know that their audience needs to be reassured they aren’t hateful jerks and they give it them. Nothing will ever top that train wreck Dr fauci bird bit by Jim Breyer though. All my fav comedians are turning into boomers.
Yeah, these conservative comics basically all do the exact same jokes and it's all horrible. Not horrible because they are "edgy" or "triggering" but because it's the same BS jokes over and over copy and pasted continuously (as if the attack helicopter joke was ever funny which it wasn't).
Queen shit. A small part of my soul Pokévolves every time someone I watch on this bastard website mentions lead poisoning, but that's unrelated; unrelated to your drip in this video which was immaculate. You always give 💯, but the cotton candy vampire look is maybe the best of all time.
every time I scroll through your vids (on the new viewer binge lol) I stop and admire the thumbnail on this vid because its really good. Love your work Queen
🇺🇲 As a straight, white, married, power tool owner, race car driver, and proud veteran that loves the values that we fought and fight to preserve I can only say one thing...
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Being fabulous and awesome is a core American value!
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There's two of us!
Well I'm divorced, race motorcycles, and feel the need to call myself a "former marine" but I'm counting it.
@@CNYKnifeNutborderline unrelated but judging on your username i am assuming you like knives and as a trans gay who collects knives i feel you're now legally required to tell me what Your favorite knife is
also what kinda motorcycles do you race? favorite make n model? i am big into bikes and would love to get one this year, but cannot decide whether i'd wanna go with a ninja 650, 400, or something else??? i'm small and weak and feel like half of the bikes i've ridden on or tried will crush me lmfao. not lookin to show off on one so i kinda want something that i can feel super confident handling as a beginner but could also take to a track and fully enjoy. if you had recs from any brands i'd be forever in your debt. forever being until i crash the bike and die
I can't remember the last time I was offended by something a conservative said. They're not offensive, they're hateful, but hateful and stupid, not in the fun productive way.
the most "offensive" thing about them is when they think I'd find what they're saying clever or funny. and that isn't even them being intentionally insulting. they just completely lack the awareness to realize how stupid they sound.
I have a really fucked up sense of humor. I love a dark joke, I can laugh at a racist joke, and I can even laugh at a homophobic joke despite being a bisexual man.
The difference is that a joke is meant to make someone laugh. It can be offensive and still funny. It can offend ME and still make me laugh, like insult comedy.
But if you're just being offensive, that's not a joke, that's just being an asshole. Yelling racial slurs out of your car window is not a joke.
@@jays.6843 Yeah, comedy has to be light, but theirs always seems to be trying to "prove a point" or "educate" the audience, there's always an idealistic gravity to even the stupidest things they say, like saying a slur and expecting everyone to clap. That's just not how comedy works, comedy has to be light, self-aware, playful, it has to go both ways, even if it's pushing an agenda it has to do so softly, through guile. Conservatives like these never ever make fun of themselves or their side, they're always in the right, and all they do is circle jerk about how their side is the best and how awesome it is to be an American. It's the antithesis of comedy, which is inherently disruptive.
American conservatives aren't even conservative anymore, MAGA specifically calls to "go back to good old times", which is a reactionary position, not conservative. McCain was conservative. Trump is just a populist who panders to reactionaries. Goal of conservatism is maintaining the CURRENT status quo (don't fix what's not broken), not returning to an older one.
Conservatives need chem trails to be real for you to get their joke.
Rob Schneider is actually a comedic genius, we just can't prove it until he's on his death bed and his last words are "THE ARISTOCRATS!"
Bahahahahaha 😂
This is unironically the funniest thing Rob Schneider's name has ever been on.
I liked him in the two teasers they watched in the plane ,in that one Southpark episode.
yeah 😂@@bobbygoestoabyss6624
@@bobbygoestoabyss6624 Rob Schneider is... A Carrot!!!
If all of your children are alienated from you…you might be the problem. The bitterness and rage she felt during her pregnancy was frightening.
"My pronoun is attack helicopter" - Conservative comedy from now until 2049
(Great look, by the way)
yeah, those comedians suk. i agree, i liked rosanne back in the day of her show. not so much now. i tuned in because i ❤the outfit!
I've never really understood the "My wife/woman/marriage" jokes. They were crazy popular amongst comedians in the 80's when I was a kid and even then I was thinking "If you hate your wife/women/marriage so much why are you even married? Do you get no joy out of your marriage? How did you even manage to get married if you have so many issues with women?"
You gotta remember that marriage was viewed as something you dont back out of, because being divorced came with a negative connotation attatched to you and ypur character. That and the societal mindset that everyone should marry someone of the opposite gender and have kids, otherwise viewed as pathetic or unworthy. I think it ended around the time a group of people fought for the right to get married and won, basically saying that marriage is only worth it when theres love. People back then were just victims of societal expectations, and partner-hating jokes were borne from unconscious bitterness (or fully conscious in a lot of cases)
@@carmenlynn5441 I think it's more just good old fashioned misogyny really
@@carmenlynn5441 The whole "marriage is something you don't back out of" mentality was no longer the norm by the 1980s. No-fault divorce laws became nearly ubiquitous in the 1970s and the divorce rate peaked in the 80s.
The hackneyed "bitching about the wife" school of comedy goes back at least a century. If I had to guess, it stems from a lot of standup happening in bars and strip clubs, to an audience of single guys and guys with bad marriages (because happily married men usually aren't at the bar or the strip club on a Saturday night).
Same here. Whenever I hear old dudes make deprecating jokes against their wives, all I can think about is “you married her. Why you complaining??? 😭”
@@danbongard3226a person can't be happily married and go out with friends on the weekend?
10:35 my partner was unsure about dating me because he’s gay and i’m a transguy, he was so hesitant and thinking so much about it. after some time he found out that he loves me and genıtals be damned, he’s still a gay man because it’s the identity that counts. liking only dıck is just as valid as liking the identity.
I love this so much
idk how valid it is but it is definitely weird to put your desire for someone's genitals over the people you're with...
@@Taylor-gb5gfsome people just wanna have sex and that’s fine as long as their partner is aware of that
@Taylor-gb5gf some people like certain genitals, and that's okay. Look at it this way, do you have any physical preferences in a partner? Big boobs, small boobs, short, tall, lean, muscled, curvy, dyed hair, natural hair, tan, pale? Nothing wrong with any of those preferences as long as you don't make someone feel bad for being outside of them. And if you step outside of your preference, you may end up being pleasantly surprised, but that doesn't mean that you get to make someone into your own little experiment along the way either. As long as everyone is upfront and respectful, it's okay. You don't have to be attracted to every feature on every person to be a person who respects other people's rights and bodily autonomy and personhood. In fact, "being datable" to you shouldn't be a factor at all when it comes to human rights and common decency
The (un)funny thing about Rob Schneider's "women check locks a lot" joke is that compulsively checking locks is very likely to be a sign of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and as someone who suffers from it, it irks me to see someone like Rob implying that the symptoms of a severe mental illness are "just a womanly annoyance".
Noticed my girlfriend would check the lock multiple times before we can leave. I didn't see this as woman thing, but as a low level ocd thing, so now i check the locks, and make sure i am the last out the door and lock our front door, so that she can proceed on her way, hopefully with more peace of my, because i love her, and it's a small small thing to keep in mind and do for someone i love. Id get her help if i could, but until, the least i can do is to be of help
@@BigSmiley0TV I know this will sound bad, but checking the locks for her is still a compulsion, since she's still seeking reassurance and certainty, she just shifted the way she abides to her compulsion. It may work in the moment, but i really suggest looking for a specialized therapist, or at the very least looking up Exposure Response Prevention. Wish y'all the best of luck :D
@@BigSmiley0TVas someone with severe ocd that has thankfully been massively treated/helped with meds, this would legit improve my life tenfold because a majority of ocd issues happen due to a circle of doubting your own memory/thoughts/etc and in general not trusting yourself and finding your own actions suspicious, so having someone else who could do some of the things that my compulsions would otherwise latch onto would be a serious boon to my wellbeing.
all of that just to say your gf is probably more appreciative of all that than you could ever know and it's ridiculously thoughtful of you to help her out like that. might seem so little to most people but to folk with ocd having someone do things like that can make the difference between a day spent unable to leave the house and a day spent nicely.
Women be havin' generalized anxiety and feel unsafe, amiright?
@@kropotkinnie ty for that, and hope it's true for her as well. I'm not a great man, and wasn't really trying to pat myself on the back by sharing my little anecdote, but just thought it to actually be a small damn thing to do for someone i love for a small tick of hers. I mean, bless her for putting with all my massive problems, which from the vid and the op seemed to be some sentiment that was being missed in schneiders attempt at humor. The woman i love, and her issues arent jokes, though im sure i could mine them for jokes, but lordy i could mine myself and my responses to her issues for way deeper humor, at my own ego's expense for much funnier jokes. There's not much more overused than the, " take my wife" type ol ass jokes. I just thought it also to show how easy it was to annihilate what he seemed to be making into a giant mountain of a problem, of my women are so nutty, when....no everyone is nutty, and it's such a small small adjustment to just be the guy saying yes i locked the backdoor, and I'll lock the front door as you make your way to the car, instead of watching the woman i love lock the door and check the handle 4 or 5 times. Of i could've figured out what to say to an old homeboy of mine who told me about how if you count things in architecture they are often divisible by 9 and 3, or whatever numbers he said, i wouldve loved to have helped him with that sort of ocd tick as well, but his joke was so bad, because it wasn't even accurately about women but about mental issues, and was so small compared to other issues like idk probably his own, just like my issues are probably way worse than my woman checking the lock 4 or 5 times, because im a fkn mess
Does anyone else get a little freaked out when the algorithm recommends you a channel that scratches an itch you didn’t know you had? Like I’m glad it’s learning my tastes so well, but it’s giving stalker vibes.
Anyway, I’m very happy to be a new subscriber. Long live the Coke, their praises sound!
Nope, because I'm 99% sure it only recommends things like this to me because of Fox News in the title, half the other stuff it recommends is gender critical and "reacts to woke cringe" stuff (always at the forefront of my recommends during Pride, curiously.) I need to install an extension that's like "Always block and report the third video down in every list" because it would just save me a little time. And I don't need to feel bad about the one time it hits a queer creator because clearly nothing I've ever done has had an impact on the videos lol
All hail the all knowing algorithm
Me too!
So even though I'm a sis, straight woman (and also a boomer), by Rob Schneider's criteria I'm not a woman.
Some of us boomers can't stand boomers
I think its spelled cis :)
@@ohshit4860 oops, you are correct
On the early Rosanne show in the 80s, she worked at a factory, demanded rights for her co-workers, and led a walkout where her and her cowokers quit their jobs.
I wanna say she was their union leader, but i cant remember for sure. But, i remember she spoke for them.
She also featured black and gay characters
Those makeup lines are so sharp. I don't even know how someone does that. I have no reason to ever wear makeup, but I'm in awe.
This look is perfect. Just perfect. The wig alone is worth the price of admission. Which...I mean it's free to get in here so I'll let the ads play as my way of paying...
Oh peep this. Roseanne basically was saying at one point "women are strong and deal with shit figuratively and literally". But then she also said to guys "go home and tell your woman to shut the fuck up".
Ikr!? Roseanne is a really bad person! She has so much money and access and houses and she’s miserable and scared! Where is her family!? She shouldn’t be doing standup, she needs help!
@@IronorchidsHer son helps run her social media accounts, and IIRC he also plays a big role in booking her interviews and guest spots. So I know that he doesn't give a crap about how the right-wing pipeline ends up treating his mother.
@@blackpajamas6600 that’s really sad 😢 but all too common. He wants a bigger part of his mother’s estate when she passes I suppose, and this is how he preserves/grows it for himself.
I knew the edgy roseanne thing was all talk the moment somebody showed me an ad... and they bleeped out the punchline of the joke. If they can't stand behind it, why should I?
@@ExcessiveSpareTime I've noticed that "edginess" takes on a distinctly different tone as certain comedians get sucked into the alt-right pipeline. I've noticed that a lot of comics who made their bad in the 80s and 90s by being "edgy" are now trying to hide behind that edginess as an excuse for their absolutely terrible takes.
Okay hold on, no, first we have to talk about your look. It’s amazing, genuinely.
The Simpsons subverted the ‘husband needs to kill spider for wife’ joke 30 years ago lol
I love spiders tbh! I get so upset when a big, strong man kills a spider in front of me. I'm like the polar opposite of those jokes lol.
Godless help us. As someone who grew up in a family of the working poor, I appreciate someone else pointing out that the whole Roseanne thing has a layer of tragedy and disappointment that is absent in most of these comedians. They've mostly just found that being a right-wing court jester is like a Vegas residency for people who aren't good enough to actually get one.
True.
Roseanne was a working class comedy. I related to the kids when I was younger, because your parents are trying to give you everything, while not having much of anything
@@phanatic215Rosanne was hit by a car when she was 13 and it gave her brain damage.
What happens to people with extreme brain damage as they age.
This is why Rosanne is the way she is.
It is MORE sad that people hang on the word of a woman who hasn't been here in a long, long time.
@@BlueRidgeBubble I don't think you need a car accident to become a Rosanne of today. After all she is just a common grandiose vulnerable narcissist. And while the delusions and living in an alternate reality clearly have spun out of control over the past ten years, her narcissistic vibes go all the way back to her original show. I feel very affirmed today because even as a teenager in the 90s she still felt off, self-victimising and low key malignant to me (easier to spot though when you got a mother of the same narcissism type)
For the fucking win 😂
I have a legitimate question... What was everybody's deal with the masks? Like, seriously, I work as a ballet dancer, and we had to train and rehearse with a mask on for about a year, let's say... Like, doing heavy phisical things... And we didn't complain as much (I mean after a while you just forget it's there)...
Literally, I used to listen to my dad complain about it while I was in cross country running a 5k with one on multiple times a week. It really wasn't as bad as they made it out to be.
It has nothing to do with COVID - they just don't like being "told" what to do. You and I both know they were never told to do anything - they got sound medical advice that they promptly ignored.
In Germany masks weren‘t that big of a deal, except for the anti vaxxers and conspiracy nuts.. People just took it as a necessity to stay healthy and protect others. In the US it was made political.
Triggers my autism, super wack, you just have to use them anyway
They just passed a mask BAN in a county in New York. Fucking crazy
That "a woman is a series of punchlines from the 90s" comment was so spot-on. I can't help but think if Rob Schneider was even half the comedian he claims to be, that could've had a genuinely funny turn where he actually acknowledges none of the stereotypes he said have anything to do with what someone is "born as", and that whatever your gender identity journey is you can still live your truth by asking someone else to kill a spider for you. Of course, that kind of thing could never appear on Fox News. Thank you for sitting through these standup specials so I don't have to, your commentary had far more laughs than anything these jokers said
Im absolutely anti killing spiders ever tbh, but apart from that I completely agree
My pronouns are He and Haw!
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Roseanne Barr doing Conservative TedTalk ™️ trying to pass it off as comedy 🤣
So many of these comedians used to be considered liberal in the 90s. It's like they got to 50 and decided things were perfect when they were 35, and they need to roll back the societal clock.
It's just fueled by a desire to stay relevant. I don't know how much I buy Rob's schtick. It comes off as insincere. He just wants people to look at him.
@@CrossOni-ju1hh i think it's legit based on the fact that we told jokes during that era that we now realize we're hurtful, so we don't tell them. He still tells them and doesn't understand why it's not okay. He's failed to grow emotionally along with the more mature elements of society. It's like the Chad that doesn't get why saying, "That's so gay, dude" is not cool and never was.
Also consider: Progress in the 90s was going "women can kiss now and trans people maybe shouldn't be killed on sight, and that's COOL by me!"
They were liberal for their time. Did they go back a bit? Definitely, esp Roseanne, but they were always a little shit
@@CrossOni-ju1hh Rob wants people to look at him, but not enough to actually do any work to earn said attention. That's why he and Chappelle and Rogan and all the other "I'm too rich to work" entitled fools just keep repeating their old material, and any new stuff they create is so transparently self-serving and ridiculous that even the middle-schoolers at Dave's own academy ran him off with basic questions about it.
It's about a sense of entitlement. Rob and Roseanne think they deserve to be rich and famous and influential, just because. I'll let you guess what characteristics they share that could underlie that assumption.
@@AaronReece I don't think Rob "doesn't understand" so much as that understanding would involve him having to ask some very uncomfortable questions about how much of his success was earned v. handed to him, and he's just too lazy to do that. Much easier for him to assume that the things that are convenient for him to believe to be true are actually true solely on that entitled basis, and proceed from there.
As someone who lived in texas (from san diego, you won me on a video where you mentioned vons), that ted cruz the boys joked slayed
This video is very well done. It deserves more views.
It's insane how criminally underrated this channel is, the commentary is so funny and the editing is so engaging 🤤 (also I love the outfit in this video!! As someone just getting into drag I love seeing the variety of looks QCF has)
Oh! Drag you say? Are you comfortable sharing your drag name if you have one? I'm intensely curious...
The slobbering emoji is crazy😭😭😭
Kat Blaque has a great video on trans women in lesbian spaces. Honestly I had gotten a little twitter brained and didn’t know what the answer was at the time I watched and someone called in and hit us with the “you don’t have to be attracted to/down to sleep with anyone in a given dating space” and I was like “oh yeah”. Sometimes I just get pulled back into orbit by the simplest statements lol. Plus I have yet to meet a trans person that’s not been like “just say you’re not down with the hardware and we can move on”. Literally just don’t be terfy or phobic about how you say it and all is well. Almost like trans people are people who understand preferences and deal breakers in finding potential partners LOL
The funniest part of these is that those audience members paid real American dollars to clap like circus seals
I don't know if it's the volume or not but listening to that Schneider stand-up was like taking Xanax.
Xanax is actually enjoyable though
If anything it looked like he took one too many before that set 😂
“… in case any of you were wondering, this is what happened to baby Jane.” LOL
Parroting rhetoric for confirmation bias is probably the most dangerous form of communication humanity has invented, these specials are a scary reminder.
Roseanne has been diagnosed with MPD, back when it was MPD, now it is DID. I have a related disorder called OSDD 1B. Basically the reality of the situation is that as a young child, a person who has the ability to dissociate to a high degree suffers ongoing, repetative trauma to such a degree that the brain says, "we can't survive this, we gotta put the kid in a box to make them safe," and then once the kid is put safely away, the brain makes another person to drive the body around. The neat thing about brains is that once it learns a skill, it defaults to a skill. So new walls go up, because the problem that hurt the kid in the first place of course doesn't get solved because a new kid got made to deal with it. So you end up with 2 to infinity number of people all handling the brain as a group. That's what it's like living with this disorder, you've got a bunch of people who might or might not be able to communicate with each other, each taking turns with a single body as though they own the whole thing. It's one big argument all of the time. One of the roles that arises from these internal societies is the role of the Host. A host is the person who gets the most time with the body, usually because they're best as pretending that everything is normal, and there's nothing wrong with them. This disorder cannot be cured, by the way. Once a person is created, they're there for the rest of the brain's life. Sometimes roles switch around, usually due to big changes in the lives of the system (the term used for the collective of people in Dissociative disorders within the same body is "system"). My theory is that Roseanne had a system change that caused the host to switch to something more bigoted, hateful, and had more of a bite back mentality. Possibly a persecutor. Roseanne has admitted to their diagnosis and said that they'd been cured. They cannot be cured... the damage is a result of scarring rather than healing, essentially, but because we villainized and mistreat mental health... we create misunderstanding within our own communities. So my theory is that Roseanne's host was always the edgy but progressive person who championed change toward the better... until the public pressure forced a change. Rather than causing a split (new person created), the system probably defaulted to a more conservative and abusive person. Possibly a Persecutor (an alter whose job is to play devil's advocate, they tend to default towards pointing out insecurities, but they also mimic attacks from the worst of our pasts), since Roseanne had a direct antisemite abuse her physically and mentally as a child, it would make sense that one of the people her system created would also be an abusive antisemite. And when given the chance to make a play for host with the detachment and personal problems that comes with fame, that same person would have the explaination to say they were the best Host for the job... Next thing you know... Roseanne changes everything about herself. It takes a lot of steps of understanding the disorder, but once you do, it makes a lot of sense.
That sounds absolutely exhausting. My sister has been dealing with all that for 60+ years. And you explained it in a way I can finally understand. Thank you!
Yo!! You look absolutely* Fabulous ❤
Also, i recently learned from watching Philosophy Tube that a bunch of suffragettes joined the British Union of Faciscists. Abigail postulates that they may have been motivated by a sense resentment of unfulfilled validation for their efforts and the Fascists gave them a platform to lash out in anger. Idk. Great video. Peace and ❤️
Well a lot of the suffragettes were also racist, so it doesn’t surprise me one bit that they joined Fascists.
American first wave feminism was propelled to success after white supremacist men joined them, especially the anti-alcohol Christofascists. They totally abandoned black suffragettes, and the worst part is that it worked and no one talks about it anymore.
I feel sad for Roxanne. A lot of the things she says nowadays seems to come from a place rooted in a deep sense of self-hatred. At some point in her life, between her peak in fame and her return in the mid 2010s, I think that something happened to her that really changed who she is fundementally. Maybe it was just that point in her life where the past came back to chip away at her, maybe she went through medication that altered her mental state, or maybe she really did just grow bitter.
I don't know, but I look at her and I remember how I used to learn a lot of life lessons from her show. So did my parents. She raised a lot of open-hearted people, regardless of how she turned out in the end, and it's sad to see her alienate herself from the fans that really supported her just so she can 'fit in' with the hateful masses.
I’m IN LOVE with your makeup!! Seriously, how are ppl so talented??? Not to mention the hair and outfit- I’m totally stealing that lol
This aged fantastically 1:57
Ahh, like fine fucking wine😂😂😂
Great content? A Persona 3 reference? A snippet of Blonde Redhead music??? You’ve got yourself a new sub.
Conservative comedy is literally reading out the lines from Ben Shapiro’s comment section.
His delivery is such a George Carlin ripoff, I can't believe it. "...Go fuck men then." LoL!!! If only his comedy was 1% as funny as Carlin. A high bar, I know, but a pro who gets paid big bucks should be able to get closer. BTW, he's whispering because Carlin was a joke whisperer. Great review and take-down. Thanks for being so damn entertaining. And yes, thought provoking. Cheers.
the title grabbed me because I couldn't believe fox was doing stand-up - this was so well spoken and also mad respect for trying to empathize and see where they might be coming from while still holding them accountable, liked and subsribed
This is how a career in comedy ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper....of conservative talking points
Once in a while, the algorithm gods deliver. You are hilarious. 😅
Imagine Rob Schneider killing old man Paul McCartney who's clearly in the danger zone with Covid.
That would've made me hate him even more somehow.
How fucking dare he kill the last talented Beatle (Ringo had a lot of help with his good songs, much like the other Beatles did, but you can tell that he benefitted from their talent and creativity, I mean ffs octopus' garden was technically co-composed by George Harrison who wasn't credited, dunno why, probably out of respect I guess considering the piano playing, other composition and backing vocals were Ringo, his and George Martin's work, please correct me if I'm wrong).
Music is a confusingly collaborative process.
I guess Paul could've used those secret vegetarian life preserving genes he's always had though😆
I'm a bit of a Beatles nerd if you couldn't tell♥️🏳️🌈
@@icravedeath.1200 Throwing a lot of shade at Ringo there.
@@basquat76 i mean he is kinda overrated.
@@icravedeath.1200 Dude stop trashing Ringo. what's he ever done to you🙂
You went from Schneider killing McCartney to Ringo is shite. Stop it.
@@icravedeath.1200 damn. Everyone knows McCartney was more talented, why do all that to randomly drag him. Ringo was talented and he did his job. Not everyone needs to be Paul McCartney.
I was at the Rosanne taping. As a depressy Debby, the note to McDonald's about the mcrib made me genuinely LOL.
christ in a bucket, the sped up, fully synchronized, and awash with compressed reverb "HA!" from a synchronized crowd is my new fave type beat
I don't know if you remember back when Austin musician Bob Schneider was dating Sandra Bullock, but it made a bit of news and every single interview and report, whether in print or on television, had him being called *Rob* Schneider at least once by mistake. Supposedly the couple broke up amicably, but I think they just took it underground so that Bob would never have to be humiliated like that again...
Rosanne lost like 120lbs and got a bunch of plastic surgery and isn't funny any more. Logically, we can conclude that funny is stored in either fat deposits or in the bones.
Your asphyxiation joke made me laugh more than anything in either special.
I used to open with that joke and it always killed
I clicked for the cute clown but stayed for the funny and entertaining editing and commentary. Subbed and ready to dive into more videos!
The laughs during the sped up Schneider bit were hysterical
*”HA”*
The editing in this is so friggin funny
wow people were saying "oh course I support gay marriage! ..why shouldn't they be as miserable as everyone else? hahahaha" like 20 years ago i am SHOCKED to find rob is a hack 🤣
I died at the rump/patrick comparison. You are comedy gold.
i love the look in this one!! the hair and checker pattens are so good
YoooooooOOOOO. You are SO KYOOT. And I just discovered you today, so I am absolutely subscribing 🥴🫠😍😍😍🥰
Also you really are inspiring me to do Drag... I've always wanted to but I never (born AFAB but identify as NB now) was the "girly" type. Because of conditioning, I played video games, was a lesbian always into women and feminine types, and all that put it in my head that I was a "not like the others" type and all that internalized misogynistic BS you know. 😂
But after coming out as NB like 4 years ago now, I've just been so obsessed with bringing the part of me that had been suffocated and suppressed for so long OUT and letting myself shine as I truly feel...
And anyways, seeing your lovely content is making me feel giddy about all that again, so thank you so much!! 😊🖤🤎💜🩵💙💚💛🧡🩷❤️❣️
drag is art and art is for everyone, it’s not about the gender underneath but the gender being presented ❤️
"I'm going to Persona 3 myself" that was brilliant!!!! Chef's kiss😘
As someone from Arizona your Arizona mask joke was hilarious and true
Rob was basically never any good, but Roseanne is so sad. She is funny, or was anyways. She isn't a hack, or wasn't anyways. She just... Fell apart. She is the one I understand the least.
Edit: posted this before the end and I see we are on the same page with this.
I LOVE this look! Also, I’ve been bingeing your videos today…I had something incredibly shitty happen to me this weekend so you have no idea how much your vids are helping me. 💕
that makes me so happy tbh
She stole a joke from Ted Cruz?! She's not washed up, she's floated all the way to the Hudson River! Still, Roseanne's special was more like a therapy session.
Girl that look is DRAG! Like WOW!!! :DD
I remember kind of like, really liking Roseanne as a kid. Because she looked pretty much exactly like my mum, and John Goodman looked like my dad. Even my mum said the same thing, and it's wild that even though both Roseanne and my mum lost weight, they still look somewhat alike (though to be bias, my mum looks better but it's cause she's not filled with hate). Luckily (as alluded to the previous sentence), my mum is nothing like Roseanne. But I still can't help but mourn who she used to be?
loving your content and loving your style. my focus tends to jump around so I'm always happy to find content creators who can keep my attention ^.^
Just found your channel today and became an immediate fan. This look is absolutely insane you’re so talented 💕
Rab Schneider? That's the guy who yells "You Can DO IT!" to Adam Slander in the movie Uncut Germs?
According to Rob Schneider, being a compulsive scorekeeper who frequently hits the curb while driving (due to depth perception issues) makes me a woman. Cool, but Rob is in for a shock when he goes down on me.
I usually do not bother commenting on old videos, but I have to say YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE!!!
"...looking like a dad who tweets compliments to porn stars."....bruh.😂😂
I haven't watched them to count or anything, but I think you might have more actual jokes in this video than both of those specials combined.
Roseanne became a Born Again Christian and accepted Jebus in the 2010s, she's a Messianic Jew.
"That means he thought masks were WORSE THAN ARIZONA" so much funnier than Schneider without even trying
"Is there anyone who thinks about girlcock more than Rob Schneider?" girlllll they just keep coming lmaooo
I love the empathetic portion of the video. Hearing stuff like this helps me internalize how complicated Trump fanaticism can be, and especially how people in the family I’m about to marry into can support him (despite my fiancé and many of his cousins being mixed race).
People don’t just feel afraid and targeted because because America’s past is full of nastiness caused by their ancestors and the spotlight is being partially pulled off of them and onto those who are living with the consequences of it all. They feel afraid because they’re told that it’s scary and will *continue* to victimize them. You’re exactly right when you say they’re all looking for validation in each other.
A message to end an overly long comment: it’s okay to feel uncomfortable with the change you see around you. If a loved one being gay or trans makes you uncomfortable, that’s okay. Your feelings are valid, but they need to stay feelings. What isn’t okay is not inviting them to holidays, placing different rules on them in your house, or voting for those who restrict their basic rights. I work with many Mexican immigrants, and I get frustrated by the low literacy rate among many of the older workers. But, early on, I stopped and thought about how lax education requirements can be in parts of México, and how English is one of the hardest languages to learn (it truly sucks). I speak purely Spanish with them, and create forms and documents with simple designs and bilingual text. My empathy allows me to make my world bigger and richer, while making it easier for them to make it easier for me. Keep it inside, and just treat people respect and compassion. I would still perform CPR on a dying Trump, even though a nasty little voice in my head cheered when he was shot in the ear.
i just got recommended this channel and i am sooo here for it! i love everything from your looks to your humor, keep slaying queen
Oh thank you so much! I’ve been looking everywhere for a bead reading on Schneider! This was great! So great!
Thank you!!!! My biggest gripe with "offensive comics" is that they never say any jokes, let alone original ones. Like I'm fine suspending disbelief and pretending that human rights bad if just one single funny was had. But they can't even manage that
The fast motion crowd laughing hahaha
This is going to sound mean, but I am certain that Jojo Siwa is going to turn into Roseanne Barr. Wait for it.
Also, stop activating my Siri, we sound too much alike 😂 … Roseanne of course, not Siri 🤭
My god this look is so immaculate it made my jaw drop.
Well, I think you were going for laughs, but you got gasps. From me and the Mrs. Holly crap, I was not expecting my comment on the screen, that was awesome!
We love what you're doing with the subject of these videos and the aesthetic you're bringing as a host; your appearance to me was disarming, and after thinking about it, I realize it's quite a genius way of presenting satire and pointing out what no one is saying out loud, without the elite gunning for your head.
We agree with what you're saying in the these last videos; today's comedy panorama seems to me that it's reached its final stage of moving out of the fringe (established by liberal, forward-thinking innovators) and into commoditization - that means that it's now safe for conservative folks with piles of cash to stop pretending they're conservative and innovate by flooding the zone with shit (well established fascist tactic to promote misinformation?).
This seems to have several side effects; the target audience gets their views validated, the patsy on stage gets to feel validated too, and some money gets made out of this seemingly innocuous show of funny. The other effect is that other artists, comedians that do have something to say, will get drown out and harder to find; people that are truly special, that regular people won't be able to access worldwide. Recommendation algorithms will take care of that too...
Keep up the good work! Excited to see the next video!
if your first sentence was an Always Sunny reference, we just became best friends
@@queencokefrancis it was, I love that show 😁
"In case anyone's wondering, this is what happened to Baby Jane" I haven't laughed this hard in ages!
Evidently, I - a cishet man - have the same voice as you. My iPad just told me when Annie Hall was released.
That's not surprising, being that this is a guy in drag.
Norm definitely said it best, and I think most conservative comedians go for applause instead for laughter! It seems like this happens a lot with aging comedians as well. They care less about their craft than they care about getting approval and maintaining relevance.
my algorithm FINALLY giving me what i need
Rosanne as a “cautionary tale for Christina P” killed me lmao. That is so accurate.
“… in case any of you were wondering, this is what happened to baby Jane.” LOL Great line!
It’s weird that Rosanne doesn’t want to “let the rich assholes win,” when the conservatives are all rich assholes.
You had me at Norm Macdonald 😊
I'll be damned if I'm gonna be talked down to by a stapler.
I've heard that in his latest movie, he's a giant douche!... you see, it's funny because the idea of Rob Schneider ever being in a movie again is preposterous.
Imo comedy should be right in the middle. There’s nothing grosser than a comic making jokes pandering to a political base getting “laugh”s or applause just there to validate the hot take. A good comic should piss off everyone just a little at some point and the gold standard is getting you to laugh at something you disagree with
“you should have half the crowd laughing and the other half horrified” -Patrice O’Neal
Not all comedy is about pissing people off or offending people.
@@sugarsore “everyone just a little at some point” if that’s too dangerous for you then idk what to tell you, go watch cartoons for inoffensive jokes
Love that Death Note bit so much ❤
Those gloves are f'king eating my brain! Every time the hands enter frame, I can't hear anything.
I honestly couldn’t believe Rob Schneider had drank the kool aide that hard. I’m convinced that many of these old comedians, Dave Chappell and Jerry Seinfeld included, strayed toward the far right just stay relevant. They know that their audience needs to be reassured they aren’t hateful jerks and they give it them. Nothing will ever top that train wreck Dr fauci bird bit by Jim Breyer though. All my fav comedians are turning into boomers.
If rob's jokes don't end "arino" then I'm not listening
“And genuinely needs to be un alived as soon as humanly possible” you decide how that aged
deliciously
@@queencokefrancisI can respect that
i'm sorry you had to sit through these for the sake of entertaining us. you're doing the lords work.
Yeah, these conservative comics basically all do the exact same jokes and it's all horrible. Not horrible because they are "edgy" or "triggering" but because it's the same BS jokes over and over copy and pasted continuously (as if the attack helicopter joke was ever funny which it wasn't).
This channel is becoming my favorite.
Queen shit. A small part of my soul Pokévolves every time someone I watch on this bastard website mentions lead poisoning, but that's unrelated; unrelated to your drip in this video which was immaculate. You always give 💯, but the cotton candy vampire look is maybe the best of all time.
I found a new UA-cam channel to obsess over, 🎉 this channel was an amazing discovery
every time I scroll through your vids (on the new viewer binge lol) I stop and admire the thumbnail on this vid because its really good. Love your work Queen
the 'THIS is what happened to baby Jane' about the pigtails got an involuntary cackle out of me. Norm would be proud of you
This needs more views. Kudos for a deeper take.