The Most Delusional Woman on TikTok

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  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 Рік тому +4628

    I think she keeps her eyes closed because she knows if she looks into the camera she'll laugh uncontrollably.

  • @camrynh
    @camrynh Рік тому +1249

    For those of you wondering why her eyes were closed it was because she was actively photosynthesizing during filming

    • @LovelyGemini246
      @LovelyGemini246 Рік тому +45

      I don’t know why but this made me picture her filter feeding like SpongeBob during each cut😂

    • @christopherpitts3941
      @christopherpitts3941 Рік тому +20

      why do i fel lik this is actually facts lik i can see her trying tht shit

    • @sandyquilty3138
      @sandyquilty3138 Рік тому +12

      Is that why she was blinking with her eyes closed?

    • @katiebarber407
      @katiebarber407 Рік тому +4

      i thought it was because she was being hypnotized by her husband?

    • @fifiturner1002
      @fifiturner1002 11 місяців тому +3

      Having a little snacky snack while educating us folk

  • @marugg78
    @marugg78 Рік тому +3499

    The more time I'm spending on this planet, the more I come to understand why roosters start their morning with screaming.

  • @Starik-1
    @Starik-1 9 місяців тому +466

    She closes her eyes because she's afraid she'll be blinded by reality

    • @KAZUIPRODUCTIONS
      @KAZUIPRODUCTIONS 8 місяців тому +2

      No she trying to open her fourth eye

    • @spiderwriter3301
      @spiderwriter3301 6 місяців тому +1

      She's trying to do the same thing as that little budda looking dude that says he is " Channeling" some ancient god..lol

    • @laurenmastroviti6543
      @laurenmastroviti6543 4 місяці тому

      I think she's reading her script

    • @firetrucksrule5383
      @firetrucksrule5383 3 місяці тому

      Can we just appreciate for one moment her ability to blink with her eyes closed?

  • @Belzabond
    @Belzabond 9 місяців тому +156

    8:20 As an overweight person, I don't feel more safe because of my weight. I actually feel less safe, less comfortable, more on guard in public (not when I'm around friends and family, though), etc. Being overweight is a big detriment on me and I hate it. I've tried tons of diets but it's so easy to backslide. Her saying these things is just a kick in the teeth

    • @musicinthewildwood
      @musicinthewildwood 6 місяців тому +11

      I don't know if you'll see this, but I just wanted to say, try intermittent fasting and fast mimicking (Drs Jason Fung and Walter Longo) After an adult lifetime of trying, this is the only thing I ever did deliberately that ever worked for me. My sister discovered it, and thank goodness for both of us, this worked like a charm. It's not easy and requires commitment, but with that, I can virtually guarantee success. Just thought I'd share. 😁

    • @Kelli330
      @Kelli330 5 місяців тому +1

      The Zone and intermittent fasting were game changers for me.

    • @wizardtitties4166
      @wizardtitties4166 5 місяців тому

      ​@musicinthewildwood once again a comment from the internet gave me a good idea.

    • @wizardtitties4166
      @wizardtitties4166 5 місяців тому

      How the hell are we "more comfortable" when we have to do extra work just to live? Like yeah, losing weight is something to work on but come on.

    • @Astralpants
      @Astralpants 5 місяців тому

      @@musicinthewildwoodI was going to say this same thing. I’ve been overweight my whole life and I’ve reached a point of unhealthy feelings so I decided to change. I had tried everything in the past but I’ve been intermittent fasting now for 3 months, still basically eating what I want just making more healthy decisions and balancing my meals. I’ve lost 30lbs already and feel so much better fr, I really do think it’s a game changer. Plus it literally makes my stomach shrink so even if I wanted to eat the same amount as before I just can’t cause I’ve adapted to this life style

  • @csmith4211
    @csmith4211 Рік тому +1052

    As a lactose intolerant and celiac, I for one can vouch this lady is nuts

  • @shottwice
    @shottwice Рік тому +1231

    "If you crave dairy, you crave a mother figure" made my brain cells overclock.

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv Рік тому

      Wait until someone tells her grown men tend to be s3xually attracted to b00bs.

    • @uwskie8672
      @uwskie8672 Рік тому +16

      Guess you're a mama's boy

    • @stephenallen4635
      @stephenallen4635 Рік тому +56

      I mean I crave cheese like cocaine, I also want a dommy mommy but those are clearly two different emotions

    • @sylvainherbin2936
      @sylvainherbin2936 Рік тому +3

      Guys can someone explain to me what’s « craving » cause I never heard/ seen this word, and I was like « wtf is she talking about » thanks for the people who will reply

    • @stephenallen4635
      @stephenallen4635 Рік тому +17

      @@sylvainherbin2936 a strong desire thats constantly on your mind

  • @chilibeer3912
    @chilibeer3912 Рік тому +345

    Any chance she keeps her eyes closed because she burned her retinas by staring directly into the sun trying to consume “prana?”

    • @peachespavalko1980
      @peachespavalko1980 Рік тому +14

      Yep. That’s *gotta* be it. Great catch! 🔥 😂

    • @charlesclark6513
      @charlesclark6513 Рік тому +10

      No that's just what happens when you have 12 strands of dna

    • @eeeriebrilliance
      @eeeriebrilliance Рік тому +3

      She wasn't even staring into the sun to receive prana, she was just staring into it because she's crazier than cat $#!+ and doesn't know any better

  • @MissThaaang
    @MissThaaang Рік тому +142

    Her kindergarten teacher once said “use your imagination” and here we are today

  • @Monster_NopeNope
    @Monster_NopeNope 11 місяців тому +233

    Me: *chugging a whole litre of choccy milk* “ mmmmm, mother”
    Me: *consuming whole loaf of bread* “dad?, you’re back”

    • @privateinformation2960
      @privateinformation2960 5 місяців тому

      .... wait.... dad did say he was just going up the street for some milk 30 years ago..... that slimy b....

    • @killer_queen4062
      @killer_queen4062 5 місяців тому +6

      😭🤣

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 місяців тому +5

      Dip your bread in your milk: lil bro!

    • @ragnaros7889
      @ragnaros7889 3 місяці тому +2

      With how many dad going for milk and never comming back you'd think milk would represent father

    • @adudewhoasked7123
      @adudewhoasked7123 2 місяці тому

      @@ragnaros7889 I think it makes sense that milk is mom.

  • @duffin.caprous
    @duffin.caprous Рік тому +576

    I hate that this woman has her eyes closed almost the entire time because she probably thinks it makes her look wise.

    • @Heretowatchvideos123
      @Heretowatchvideos123 Рік тому +46

      It just makes her look silly

    • @ayo8032
      @ayo8032 Рік тому +51

      I thought it was just to show off her perfectly symmetrical winged eyeliner.

    • @istvandeak8232
      @istvandeak8232 Рік тому +11

      She knows she's lieing and this is how she "cover" herself... just "monitor" lieing ppl! ;) :P SOOOO FUN! :D

    • @LuffyXDGumGum
      @LuffyXDGumGum Рік тому +3

      fr

    • @LuffyXDGumGum
      @LuffyXDGumGum Рік тому +5

      @@istvandeak8232 lying*

  • @tashacanney2362
    @tashacanney2362 Рік тому +630

    She doesn't ever open her eyes when she's spewing all her insanity because she's blind to actual knowledge/ facts, life.

    • @kristinegangman7756
      @kristinegangman7756 Рік тому

      ​@@GChr15Even with the explanation of she's probably reading a script it is still weird.
      I really want to pull her eyelids up. It's a little disturbing unless she have eye problems I don't really know what's happening 😭 If her eyes is functional then it's for real creepy.

    • @danielbrundidge8395
      @danielbrundidge8395 Рік тому

      It's that smug egotistical sense of "I mustn't allow you simple peons to look upon my gaze, for I alone know the answers to all the big questions, and to even look into my eyes would cause your very heart to explode". It's a God complex. Flat out plain and simple, she believes herself to be God or a spiritual deity

    • @alwaysamongdragons7354
      @alwaysamongdragons7354 Рік тому +18

      @ChrisKatsu I think it is as simple as she truly believes she is tapping into some kind of spiritual knowledge. Closing her eyes and letting her mind wander into her imagination and spewing whatever she thinks of as if it is a revelation from some unknown spiritual being or whatever.

    • @The_Beautifully_insane
      @The_Beautifully_insane Рік тому

      Simp, it's because she's blind to what is actually happening

    • @marinaSassygUrl88
      @marinaSassygUrl88 Рік тому +10

      Are an you android user?Those are some cool emojis 😂

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm Рік тому +294

    _Almost all_ that I could think while she was talking was *”WHY. ARE. HER. EYES. CLOSED??”* It was a painful experience 😅

    • @scp_67
      @scp_67 11 місяців тому +13

      so she can't see the haters

    • @ThawBerry
      @ThawBerry 10 місяців тому +13

      every time she would BLINK with her eyes CLOSED 😭

    • @chantelleuzumaki
      @chantelleuzumaki 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@ThawBerry oh no, I didn't notice until you said something! 😂

    • @riceracm
      @riceracm 10 місяців тому +1

      @@chantelleuzumaki Aw man, sorry about that! Now try to ignore it! 🤪😆

    • @yourshoulderdevil5229
      @yourshoulderdevil5229 9 місяців тому +2

      Hiding from reality. If she can't see it, it can't see her.

  • @Lisa-bk1vh
    @Lisa-bk1vh 8 місяців тому +47

    I think the most infuriating thing is that she referred to Pasta as a "baked thing"

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 6 місяців тому +14

      I think the baked one is her

  • @Momoka-mt6pw
    @Momoka-mt6pw Рік тому +23

    I don’t think I’ve ever been so bamboozled or gobsmacked before in my life…she just spits bars and doesn’t elaborate 😭😭

  • @flavavicious
    @flavavicious Рік тому +196

    She should open her eyes… to the truth. 😮

    • @dorelle
      @dorelle Рік тому +13

      Boodoom chhh!🥁

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained Рік тому +9

      I see what you did there, cause unlike her my eyes are open

  • @seanspartan2023
    @seanspartan2023 Рік тому +184

    Reminds me of the Breatharian couple who said they got all the nourishment they needed from sunlight and later got caught eating fast food 😂

    • @judewilsethsalinas7114
      @judewilsethsalinas7114 Рік тому +11

      Must be a lot of sunlight in there

    • @visceratrocar
      @visceratrocar Рік тому +14

      Wasn't there one breathitarian lady who believed it so completely she starved to death?

    • @victoriagilarranz6804
      @victoriagilarranz6804 Рік тому +3

      Since the internet is rife with weirdos and grifters, I'm not sure if it's the same couple, but there was a breatharian couple who was caught with food and deflected by claiming to their followers that they were only "social eaters." It was pathetic, I hope nobody believed them.

    • @thirtythreeeyes8624
      @thirtythreeeyes8624 Рік тому +5

      Breatharians has got to be one of the funniest grifts, the originator of it was caught at a fast food place to I believe haha people are so incredibly dumb and gullible.

    • @useruser-dr1fr
      @useruser-dr1fr 10 місяців тому +4

      Prana is another word used by breatharians. Also, this lady needs to get help.

  • @hokannin
    @hokannin Рік тому +557

    I think she installed AI in her brain that randomly generates scripts

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 10 місяців тому +7

      Most rational explanation I've seen

    • @nodrvgs
      @nodrvgs 10 місяців тому +6

      I hope he never turns off this comment section. Lmao

    • @Mr.N0B0DY.
      @Mr.N0B0DY. 8 місяців тому +2

      Explains the hallucinations

    • @robyncore
      @robyncore 7 місяців тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @dirtykraut
      @dirtykraut 7 місяців тому +1

      I bet this whole thing is just cleverly harvesting the attentionspan of randoms, because you watch it and wait for somthing, but it's never coming. 😢

  • @EiFarted
    @EiFarted 7 місяців тому +24

    She keeps her eyes closed because she’s talking in her sleep. That’s why none of the bs that comes out her mouth makes.

  • @nomesdoggie5871
    @nomesdoggie5871 10 місяців тому +14

    I knew you were the kind of Duck who loves his mother. Like Mr.T said, "no fools, no suckers, be good to your mother".

  • @emilymelis6611
    @emilymelis6611 Рік тому +359

    I am a biologist, which means I am used to people getting the most basic concepts wrong and refusing to be corrected which can be very frustrating (especially if it involves the care of animals or children). But this time I just feel pain. Mainly a headache.

    • @Mango-zz3vt
      @Mango-zz3vt Рік тому +9

      Oof, I'm sorry that you need to hear this B.S.

    • @Solar_Axis
      @Solar_Axis Рік тому +21

      It's alarming to me how often ppl refuse expert opinions about their children and pet's health. Like... WHY? This person knows so much more than you, why would you refuse to learn better information?

    • @emilymelis6611
      @emilymelis6611 Рік тому +14

      @@Solar_Axis I have two theories as to why:
      For starters, most people refuse to understand that although biology is the most unstable science of them all, it is in fact a science. This means that people think that they understand how the world works because they know that a plant needs water and an animal food. But don't care to know how all that truly works.
      example: a giraffe is a herbivore, but it can not just eat any plant or tree on this world. In fact most are deadly for giraffes. So people know: giraffe eats tree, so tree safe. Not why that specific tree is part of their diet and others aren't, etc.
      "why would a giraffe live on the grasslands and not in the forests if it eats trees?"
      But also, people do not like to be corrected. If they ask you a question, they are willing to learn. If they make a statement you have to agree, or they shut down. Especially when you have to correct people on something they physically did. Because that means that they didn't just not understand a certain concept, it means they have been doing something wrong. They get ashamed and don't want to admit it.
      The ego is our worst enemy.

    • @Solar_Axis
      @Solar_Axis Рік тому +2

      @@emilymelis6611 "Unstable" doesn't feel accurate. "Confusing and complex" feels a little better. I'm not gonna try to say I know more than you (that'd be ironic lol) especially since I don't know jack shit about biology, but I do know that it's **extremely** complicated. There's so many different ways organisms and cells can react that it would be virtually impossible for one person to learn them all. And, you know, some people don't really have the capacity to learn it lmao

    • @emilymelis6611
      @emilymelis6611 Рік тому +7

      @@Solar_Axis I meant unstable as in, it is constantly changing. So you end up with conclusions beginning with: Within these environments, at the time of research, within this specific population etc.
      Whatever I have researched so far, can be invalid within a few years.
      A certain population chimpanzees has shown that they have the capacity to predict the foreseeable future like us , a certain individual cheetah decided to go swimming with her cubs, and a lion climbs a tree. When I started my biology journey we still made statements like:
      apes do not (yet) have the ability to plan ahead, cheetahs don't swim and lions don't sleep in trees.
      Especially when we are talking about environmental related situations, or behaviors, biology is constantly surprising researches and changing.

  • @fnfethusiast6508
    @fnfethusiast6508 Рік тому +574

    And we all thought that the girl that thinks the sun is fake, the sky is a lie and clouds are ufos was the delusional one. We got a new contender here

    • @who__cares__
      @who__cares__ Рік тому +17

      *gets the sky is a lie tattooed*

    • @strangemanmtd8350
      @strangemanmtd8350 Рік тому +9

      I am going to boof prana.

    • @PastyPineapple
      @PastyPineapple Рік тому +5

      I want to see them debate each other

    • @joshelrod6282
      @joshelrod6282 Рік тому +6

      Don't forget the guy who says birds aren't real

    • @RazyrDiarmait
      @RazyrDiarmait Рік тому

      ​@@joshelrod6282Some of the birds are actual drones, but to say all birds are fake is just... delusional.

  • @clemensmoser6788
    @clemensmoser6788 Рік тому +159

    Imagine talking to her at a bar, because she looks nice and then she starts talking about this shit. What do you do? Back away slowly, while agreeing to her statements, so she dosnt come after you?

    • @DawnKellyMedia
      @DawnKellyMedia Рік тому +14

      Run.

    • @sarabekesi6517
      @sarabekesi6517 11 місяців тому +37

      her eyes are closed, she cant see you getting away 😂

    • @Mr.N0B0DY.
      @Mr.N0B0DY. 8 місяців тому +4

      I'd still go for her. It would be awesome talking to her, the unique insane shit is a one in a billion experience

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Mr.N0B0DY. 😂😂😂

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Mr.N0B0DY.Dinner and a show

  • @BooThangDietz
    @BooThangDietz 6 місяців тому +4

    She's got her eyes shut because she loves the sound of her own babble and doesn't want anything to distract her. She is just blabbing herself to sleep, saying any idiot thing that pops, echoing, into her head.

  • @frogganna
    @frogganna 9 місяців тому +9

    This woman keeps her eyes closed so much that she has no idea what is going on around her...

  • @whatsuppup852
    @whatsuppup852 Рік тому +294

    She had me at first with the gaining weight thing- if there’s something mentally/emotionally that’s affecting someone and making them move less/eat more (or eat less healthy foods) then I can see the argument that emotions/mental state kinda indirectly impact weight gain. But then she just kept talking and it all went downhill from there😭

    • @chelscara
      @chelscara Рік тому +52

      They know they gotta start with something true to back up all the bs they’re about to spew

    • @s_spiritstar
      @s_spiritstar Рік тому +4

      @@chelscaranice

    • @claritystarthorne4159
      @claritystarthorne4159 Рік тому +29

      Yeah, it started off making me think of how stress hormones can also actually cause you to gain weight, some medications as well.. but no, magic weight gain to protect yourself LOL

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому

      ​@@chelscaraspitting bars

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому +1

      Bro if a girl came up to me and said this I'm calling the priest to perform an exorcism

  • @fidelarroyoiii7180
    @fidelarroyoiii7180 Рік тому +141

    Tiktok is the only place I could think of that annihilates people's minds and mental health and ends up making people say randomly stupid things like how this woman is doing

    • @OfficialThePresidentialBafoons
      @OfficialThePresidentialBafoons Рік тому +5

      Yep

    • @BatLB
      @BatLB Рік тому

      Shes not the one manipulated by tiktok, shes one of those who manipulate.
      The conspiracy equivalent to hate speech

    • @pinkie7017
      @pinkie7017 Рік тому +4

      They've been aronde since wayyy before tiktok but now they have a giant platform to throwntheir nonsense at

    • @BatLB
      @BatLB Рік тому +9

      @@pinkie7017 yeah, thats the scary thing. the crazy witch in the woods is now a influencer.

    • @thefirstloser
      @thefirstloser Рік тому +1

      Just think about it: What happens to all of these beggers on TikTok when it should get banned? Do they end up on the streets and they fight with the real beggars out there and TikTok beggars end up as slaves for the old beggars?

  • @MG-xb2kk
    @MG-xb2kk Рік тому +82

    Rest in peace August's Dad. This woman is definitely delusional

  • @reneemachuca3026
    @reneemachuca3026 7 місяців тому +14

    Btw she’s the ceo of scentbird

  • @Oreoaxolotl1
    @Oreoaxolotl1 11 місяців тому +5

    Exhibit A: 00:01.
    Me eating my bagel with butter and cheese ("grated mild red cheddar and mozzarella" it says on the packet) while drinking milk all when watching this:
    Edit: Exhibit B: 2:44.
    There is no more to say.

  • @RenaissanceWaffle
    @RenaissanceWaffle Рік тому +402

    Dang, Jack has got to have some SERIOUS mommy issues considering how much cheese he regularly eats

  • @davyjones3755
    @davyjones3755 Рік тому +49

    She's gonna start a sun cult,I'm calling it

  • @OliverGorham
    @OliverGorham 6 місяців тому +3

    9:19 Uh, Madam? The evolved species name you're looking for is uh... called a plant. I don't really think that humans will ever turn into those... much less within thousands of years.

  • @rachealjohnson9739
    @rachealjohnson9739 7 місяців тому +7

    This is the first video ive watched from you And im hollering at your commentary 😂
    I also study psychology and criminology at uni. When people close their eyes like this, it means that they don't want to see what others are gonna react. It's a subconscious natural reaction.

  • @sandangels73
    @sandangels73 Рік тому +41

    She had all that written on the inside of her eyelids and she's reading it. 😂

  • @unctep
    @unctep Рік тому +74

    I browsed through a handful of her videos... she's gonna be famous sometime in the future. Not for her advice or teachings though - she's 100% a future cult leader.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 місяців тому +6

      Order of the sun food temple 😂

    • @buffer_brain1917
      @buffer_brain1917 8 місяців тому +8

      based off the intro, i am almost 100% sure she is grifting. That’s just a cold reading tactic. Notice how she was very broad about the gluten thing, and the family thing? Because wider she casts her net, the more likely she is to catch people who are impressionable enough to believe her.
      How much you wanna bet she’s selling “magic healing remedies” on the same page as this?

    • @HomestuckShinanegans
      @HomestuckShinanegans 7 місяців тому +4

      She's already kinda famous? If I remember right she's like. The CEO of scentbird... You know... A thing that sponsors quite a few UA-camrs on here 😂

    • @bigmona2741
      @bigmona2741 5 місяців тому +1

      @@HomestuckShinanegansis she??

    • @bigmona2741
      @bigmona2741 5 місяців тому +1

      @@HomestuckShinanegansOMG!! She is!!! 😮

  • @cakerolls3788
    @cakerolls3788 Рік тому +67

    All podcasts deserve a host, but not all hosts deserve a podcast

    • @bahir66377
      @bahir66377 Рік тому +3

      What a poor little podcast with no host!😢

  • @eeeriebrilliance
    @eeeriebrilliance Рік тому +6

    "Our DNA's are being activated" I love that

  • @Gdub33
    @Gdub33 10 місяців тому +4

    2:25 I predict she will say you need your mommy. How do i know? Cuz it was in the intro lol. Now where is my 100 thousand bucks?

  • @chelscara
    @chelscara Рік тому +29

    7:11 yes, I’ve been to therapy. I gain weight when I get sexually harassed! I finally realized when I had worked out and lost 20lbs over a few months and was doing great, then a guy followed me home in his car trying to talk to me and refusing to leave me alone. Gained 25lbs in one month. That’s when feelings relate to food (obviously that’s not true for everyone but just an example). It takes effort to deconstruct and work through. But it aint subconscious familial cravings, it’s just a trauma response 🙃🙃

  • @chariotdrvr14
    @chariotdrvr14 Рік тому +27

    Sigmund Freud: 'Sometimes a baguette is just a baguett.'

    • @housofpsychoticwomn
      @housofpsychoticwomn 4 місяці тому +1

      freud was the first person i thought of when she said that LMFAO

  • @francreeps4509
    @francreeps4509 Рік тому +25

    I think her eyes are closed because of a filter, she seems to still blink despite her eyes being closed.
    I have weird thoughts sometimes and I write them down because I like to write fiction, i think this woman needs to write a fantasy novel, not pass her shower thoughts as revolutionary information

  • @caduexcharles3957
    @caduexcharles3957 8 місяців тому +4

    She's so smug that her eyes are permanently stuck together 😂....yo, what if she's 100% right about everything? 😂

  • @justmehi310
    @justmehi310 Рік тому +9

    5:10 that means no UrBiVoReS

  • @Rayz-
    @Rayz- Рік тому +42

    3:17 hey you shouldn’t make fun of her. Her dad went to buy bread and never returned

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi Рік тому +105

    Considering you already showed us the "craving dairy is craving mom," clip, i feel like craving baked goods is gonna be like... craving a strong father, or paternal discipline.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Рік тому +32

      Im craving water, must mean i need a fish figure

    • @themindhelp9584
      @themindhelp9584 6 місяців тому

      ​@@yuki97kira 'bitch you thirsty go get yourself water...you don t need a fish figure' do you know what I meaaan????? Omggggosh Im dyinggg🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ifynwamma
      @ifynwamma 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂​@@yuki97kira

  • @Nukacherry16
    @Nukacherry16 Рік тому +44

    I'd love to see people like her to try and talk to an astrophysicist.

  • @xXTECHxKNIGHTXx
    @xXTECHxKNIGHTXx Рік тому +3

    She's so baked she can't even keep her eyes open anymore 😂

  • @reverie2185
    @reverie2185 11 місяців тому +3

    6:41 yeah these are the types of cartoons that throw in some Sanskrit words like Prana, Chakra, Karma, Guru in the middle of their stupid videos without even knowing the meaning behind it. Prana literally means "being alive" lol

  • @Arch_
    @Arch_ Рік тому +67

    Sorry to hear about your father, August. ❤

  • @Lim3Drag0nGam1ng
    @Lim3Drag0nGam1ng Рік тому +318

    Knowing that real people out there think this is how the world works makes me lose faith in humanity

  • @Mysteri0usChannel
    @Mysteri0usChannel Рік тому +3

    People who crave doughy goods, in her world, probably actually crave their father's love. I've heard that somewhere already. Craving dairy = craving mommy, craving gluten = craving daddy.

    • @babyboo906
      @babyboo906 5 місяців тому

      I've heard that before I know it's a saying fr sure but is it true ?¿?¿

  • @jessicapearson9479
    @jessicapearson9479 10 місяців тому +6

    As a fat female who occasionally binges your channel while I exercise. I can tell you two things.
    One, she CLEAR has been watching that SiFi movie where humans do evolve to be able to cope with the change in the sun and have help from an alien to do so.
    And secondly, YOUR WEIGHT IF FULLY YOUR FAULT. I stupidly fell into this "body positive" B.S.!! Yes, I have a health condition that makes gaining weight super easy and losing it super hard. BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE! I have PCOS and Thyroid problems (which was caused by my PCOS). This makes it very hard to lose weight. So I believed idiots who said it was because of my depression (just like the nut in your video said.) and people who said it was just how my body was made. But neither said it was because I was shoveling food into my pie-hole!! None of which is true. I was over eating and far exceeding normal calorie intake all while not moving around unless absolutely necessary and not exercising!!
    Unhinged people like the female in this video really do not help those that want to not take responsibility for themselves or have a weak mind. I wish such unhealthy encouragement was not allowed on social media!!

  • @celticlightning9703
    @celticlightning9703 Рік тому +24

    Anyone that keeps their eyes closed while telling others something is usually a telltale sign that they are full of it and they know it. A mechanism a liar uses to hide themselves from the people they are talking to. Like an ostrich burying it's head in a whole to hide from a predator.

    • @gazepskotzs4
      @gazepskotzs4 6 місяців тому +1

      You're right except for the ostrich thing.

    • @celticlightning9703
      @celticlightning9703 6 місяців тому +1

      @@gazepskotzs4 I was trying to go for a similarity. Now I read it back and a yeah there could've been a better one.

    • @gazepskotzs4
      @gazepskotzs4 6 місяців тому +1

      @@celticlightning9703 i get your point , i am just a bird geek 😅🤣

    • @celticlightning9703
      @celticlightning9703 6 місяців тому +1

      @@gazepskotzs4 😂 nothing wrong with that. I'm always interested in points that people are smarter than me have. Unless it's total lunacy of course.

    • @gazepskotzs4
      @gazepskotzs4 6 місяців тому +1

      @@celticlightning9703 i am not that smart, i just know a lot about birds😏🤔🤫

  • @quijadriss7650
    @quijadriss7650 Рік тому +16

    I don't know. After both my father's and grandfather's funerals, we went to Italian restaurants. Maybe it's because we were all craving our father' energy, or maybe it was because we are Italian.

  • @vikkipink1288
    @vikkipink1288 11 місяців тому +2

    I am so glad I found this channel. The humor is just perfect. You aren’t afraid to be a little bit mean without going to into like actually offensive territory.

  • @Gentilchat
    @Gentilchat Рік тому +3

    I want to lock her and Freud into a room just to observe them like a scientist and see what happens

  • @saoandfatefan9322
    @saoandfatefan9322 Рік тому +27

    I'm honestly speechless.... i feel like a couple of my brain cells disintegrated from hearing this...

  • @MightyMaticus
    @MightyMaticus Рік тому +20

    How are her eyes so closed but still manage to blink? This lady is the mantis people.

  • @chunkycheesemonkey99
    @chunkycheesemonkey99 Рік тому +18

    Coming from vague knowledge on the subject of psychology, she may have her eyes closed because avoiding "eye contact" (in this case camera contact) is often a thing people do when theyre bullshitting

    • @karasu543
      @karasu543 Рік тому +1

      This woman really said task failed successfully 😂

  • @louiseviau9586
    @louiseviau9586 6 місяців тому +2

    I’ve heard that people often inadvertently close their eyes when they are actively lying. In this case I think she might be closing her eyes because deep down she realizes she is spewing pure BS.

  • @mandeanraje2300
    @mandeanraje2300 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂 I really thought you were exaggerating with the dairy and bread craving 😂. Nobody could have guessed that.

  • @Yuna__Lolz
    @Yuna__Lolz Рік тому +13

    2:30 I ACTUALLY SAID A FATHERLY FIGURE AS A JOKE💀 im waiting for that money August

  • @anokayperson8744
    @anokayperson8744 Рік тому +13

    3:09 that surprised me-

  • @Maya-Hayden
    @Maya-Hayden Рік тому +69

    You’re right, nothing could’ve prepared me for “the energy of your father”. You know what I’ll give it to her, that’s deep.

    • @Raven74408
      @Raven74408 Рік тому +15

      I was thinking she was going to say physical intimacy since bread often symbolizes flesh. That or Jesus Christ lol.

    • @MeemahSN
      @MeemahSN Рік тому

      @@Raven74408 I never wish to think of bread as flesh. Don’t put that image in my head, you nugget.

  • @melancholy1000
    @melancholy1000 11 місяців тому +3

    As an overweight person
    This woman made me feel worse than better 🤨

  • @Kalaphant
    @Kalaphant 7 місяців тому +2

    2:10
    1. You're craving stupidity
    2. You're craving attention
    3. You're craving watching more videos from thisismariyaofficial
    4. You're craving more "since sliced bread" phrases
    5. You're craving being poor
    6. You're craving no one knowing you
    edit: I kept watching, and. wut

  • @jayinaterasomness9098
    @jayinaterasomness9098 Рік тому +6

    8:41 "Let diabetes take you away."

  • @BenKellyMusic92
    @BenKellyMusic92 Рік тому +8

    She kinda reminds me of the Love Has Won woman from Dr Phil, for some reason 🤷🏽‍♂️
    Also August, sorry to hear about your Dad. Hearing her spout that rubbish at the start must have touched a nerve in a big way ❤

  • @_SunscreenQueen_
    @_SunscreenQueen_ Рік тому +9

    The way she rolls her head around and mispronunced words like « evoooolllved » is driving me crazy

  • @Marshmellowhead654
    @Marshmellowhead654 7 місяців тому +3

    11:16 yeah I just looked at the sun and it’s not doing a whole lot

  • @nanatsureina
    @nanatsureina 11 місяців тому +2

    I swear this lady can write a sci-fi novel and it would sell

  • @Gil999-9
    @Gil999-9 Рік тому +5

    And if you're craving fried okra and catfish you're really just craving your cousin.

  • @genericamerican7574
    @genericamerican7574 Рік тому +11

    *When poor and middle class people become true believers of nonsense they become homeless ⛺️⛺️*
    *When wealthy people become true believers of nonsense they become grifting influencers who sell consultations, seminars, and retreats.👾👾👾👾👾*

  • @SOKAR_EX
    @SOKAR_EX Рік тому +14

    The only logical explanation is that she took some of them Mario mushrooms

  • @LlamaMonster
    @LlamaMonster Рік тому +1

    Sometimes I crave coffee ice cream so that means I should identify as a flock of Canadian geese.

  • @ariannaduckwall6001
    @ariannaduckwall6001 9 місяців тому +1

    Turning into solor panels is crazzzzyyy. 🤣 I havnt laughed that hard is awhile 🤣

  • @exuluity2983
    @exuluity2983 Рік тому +25

    We had a tiktoker that thinks he is "famous" on Tiktok so that means he cant get arrested now this lady. istg its gonna get worse somehow

    • @johnfitzgerald4456
      @johnfitzgerald4456 Рік тому +1

      Exactly, 15 years ago nobody would've believed that the two oddities you mentioned were facts. Ti☠To☠ will mangle many young brains and rewire mostly American youths to be unable to concentrate for more than a few moments. I'm grey haired and balding so I'm gonna miss the catastrophe that's eventual. I do worry about me adult daughter and my grandson.
      What a crazy wacky world we are spinning on, all of use that use devices are helping AI to learn how to please and displease all of us. We are Alpha to the coming roll-out of AI controls. ✌& ❤

    • @HighPriestessLilithVala88
      @HighPriestessLilithVala88 Рік тому

      The world going to a Creepy Crazy Place In a Bad Worse way Thanks to Ppl Abuse Social media especially TikToc 😂😂😂😂😢😢😢

  • @sarab2324
    @sarab2324 Рік тому +11

    What’s even more sad is that some people believe her.

  • @ManateeMaiden
    @ManateeMaiden Рік тому +6

    “Sun Chips just aren’t doin’ it for me anymore” 😂

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 11 місяців тому +2

    This is the kind of person who travels to India and thinks she’ll understand absolutely everything.

  • @mythInfinite
    @mythInfinite Рік тому +1

    Mhm, can totally confirm. My dad left for the milk 10 years ago and now I crave milk all the time.

  • @Sharauni
    @Sharauni Рік тому +7

    I love that she keeps her eyes closed, acting like she's getting this crazy info from some higher source when in reality it's likely a defense because she's lying and spouting complete BS. Anyone that believes her needs a therapist way more than her "advice".

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. Рік тому +30

    She's making the blonde who said lyme disease look smart. I prefer the blonde. 😂
    And when I crave milk and certain foods I desire my wife NOT my mother. My mother used to abuse me and beat me, I hate my mother.
    I think about my wife when I smell my favorite foods. 🥰

    • @Optimusprime-ss7sp
      @Optimusprime-ss7sp Рік тому +1

      Good for you 😂. Wives are better than mothers

    • @umbrellacorp.
      @umbrellacorp. Рік тому +2

      @@Optimusprime-ss7sp I never had a good relationship with my mother.
      Long story, I don't want to talk about it.

    • @Optimusprime-ss7sp
      @Optimusprime-ss7sp Рік тому +3

      @@umbrellacorp. Believe me I can somewhat feel your pain. My step-mother is an a-hole too. Not that that matters because step-parents are awful anyway. It's the reason why we call them the word "step". There naturally abusive

    • @umbrellacorp.
      @umbrellacorp. Рік тому +1

      @@Optimusprime-ss7sp It's my BIRTH mother that treated me like shit growing up. And she abused my wife and kids when I got married.
      I bet your story is just as bad as mine with your Step mother?.

  • @trulyblaze8317
    @trulyblaze8317 Рік тому +25

    I didn’t think stupidity could even evolve but here we are apparently we are making stuff up now
    Btw august love you videos you are such a great pick to watch

  • @fnordly
    @fnordly Рік тому +2

    She's going to found a new religion and became fabulously wealthy.

  • @zombiequeen7754
    @zombiequeen7754 Рік тому +43

    Ty august for all your hard work putting together these videos! You never fail to brighten my day! Thank you and plz keep up great work! Much love and positivity to all!

  • @KuntryKompton
    @KuntryKompton Рік тому +9

    Don't do drugs kids and stay in school and pay attention because if you don't you could end up like her

  • @dariethharding1435
    @dariethharding1435 Рік тому +13

    I can already see her saying you hate milk because of your relationship with your mother than ramble about that random stuff again

  • @richardb2942
    @richardb2942 11 місяців тому +6

    Sorry about your dad bro

  • @ailospjellok7475
    @ailospjellok7475 Рік тому +2

    9:25 did she really just say we dont know numbers below 100,000?

  • @zanexGHG
    @zanexGHG Рік тому +6

    I always go to bed at like 1/2 am and literally everytime I watch youtube before sleeping I see you on my foryou page and your videos genuinely make me wanna question my entire existence.

  • @varanus_komodoensis3723
    @varanus_komodoensis3723 Рік тому +12

    You owe me $100k, August! I guessed her bread thing correctly! I can’t prove I didn’t cheat, so you’ll just have to trust me, but I was really proud of myself for figuring it out. I do listen to a lot of podcasts and videos about pseudoscience, so I am familiar with how her woo community thinks, so that might have given me an advantage.

    • @alainga10
      @alainga10 Рік тому +2

      Split half with me 😭

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 Рік тому +8

    This is why people’s doctors should be monitoring patients tiktoks. She could get the help she needs so much faster that way.

  • @Th3Whit3Rabbits
    @Th3Whit3Rabbits Рік тому +1

    So that's why I uncontrolably yell "oh, daddy!" When I bite into a croissant...it all makes sense now...

  • @GetDuckRolled
    @GetDuckRolled 4 місяці тому

    8:44 as someone who is over wait, I don’t feel like I’m more “safe” especially emotional, than anyone else

  • @CasualCatYT
    @CasualCatYT Рік тому +11

    August has taught me so many life lessons. I love his content and he's so underrated.

  • @SphealSocietyCEO-Phleggs
    @SphealSocietyCEO-Phleggs Рік тому +5

    Out of everything, the thing that irked me the most was when she said 'Homo Sapien' soo incorrectly i felt my braincells divebombing off of my frontal cortex.

  • @Martin.Jensen
    @Martin.Jensen Рік тому +4

    She's clearly missing her calling. Great SiFi writing going on right now. Hire her!!!

    • @DawnKellyMedia
      @DawnKellyMedia Рік тому

      There is a strike going on. 🤷 Send her in! Lol

  • @The.dog.lover.100
    @The.dog.lover.100 8 днів тому +1

    i think shes speaking in an undiscovered language