lol I always do and I did explore an abandoned mansion after school 😂😂 there was a room filled with posters of naked women and weird stuff the creepiest thing.. I guess was its basement..on the wall was written "get out of here before I find u and kill u" I laughed and noped the fuck out of there.
Of course the badger was the first picture. It's a badger. It doesn't give a shit. It's a badass. Are you surprised? I'm not. Badgers are the only animals capable of fighting Chuck Norris.
Mamãe, sou cult I don’t Japanese so this is just a guess but I’m pretty sure it’s because English doesn’t have any proper translations and absurd is the closest we have
@@Bludgeoned2DEATH2 From my observation, I think it's mostly because Japanese tend to use ”変”(hen) - [strange, odd, peculiar] and ”めちゃくちゃ”(mechakucha) - [absurd] a lot and it often translates to 'absurd/strange' to English.
Well, was he supposed to just let her toddle off into the dark? I think he was just reading the mood, given her insane libido was revealed minutes later
Not everyone is a creep. Some people might invite her home to sleep off the drink in safety. Although in this day and age I would fear the risk of false allegations and maybe try and get her a taxi home.
Reminds me of a time when I had to do a pre-demolition survey on an old abandoned industrial building. It was totally dark inside so I had a flashlight with me. There were signs of squatters, so every once in a while I would call out as to not catch anyone off guard. Suddenly a saw a person standing at the end of a corridor. I yelled out a few times, but the person just stood there in silence. Needless to say that I was a little freaked out. I walked closer and shined the flashlight on the face, and that is when I saw it. It was a cardboard Justin Beiber cutout. Someone must have stole it from some store display and put it there as a joke.
I did once. All the friends that really cared found me again based on my similar activity on my fake account. I didn't pay much attention to anything I did, but when friends found me I appreciated them like family members.
Poor you and poor her! I have a few MH issues and feel sorry for my husband when I'm having a bad patch, I've never pulled a knife on him or anyone though. It's tough for both partners.
+Seminko I had a BF one time use threat of suicide to keep me around. I was 15 and didnt know that that was wrong. Teens should not be dealing with that lol
krilinc_ _swoopy yandere is a term used in anime to describe someone who's psychotically in love with someone else, they would kill in order to get to them and etc
I were in a relationship with a bipolar girl,lasted 3 years. Weren't for her suicide that ended it,it was the best time of my life,just seeing someone progress from a wreck into a normal person is priceless,showing so much love and affection and getting it back made me feel so great,and seeing how attached to me she were made me feel special,even if I had to go through very hard and crazy episodes with her,to the point that I had to take her to the hospital 5 times in a month.. I will never have any person fill up that gap,not even that of my dear loving and supportive wife,which has helped me significantly over time. It's scary to hear how people have problems with mentally disturbed relationships,it is excruciatingly hard to understand if you haven't gone through one...probably the reason I am studying to become a psychologist is because I have a fondness for such people...since I've been through their place as well. It leaves you scarred,I still hear her voice at night.
N01SE G0D sending you good vibes. It’s a hard thing. But that person that you helped I always hear becomes a guardian angel. I am a therapist for the same reason. A love of a person. To help them become the ultimate them
My bro is bipolar, no one can understand the effect till they spend time with someone in a manic state. The toll on your own sanity. But you love em so you endure.
Holy crap, bro. Right at 13:52, I thought some creepy chick snuck up on me. I'm sitting here, under my headphones and I was NOT expecting another voice out of nowhere like that. I need a smoke and some kitten videos, stat!
CtrlAltPhreak that's Eden's voice! She's the shizzzzzz when she reads! She has such a great countenance for reading these stories, esp from female perspectives.
No shit. Could you signal any harder?? Like EVERYONE doesn't know about lingerie? "Oh.....it's THAT kind of underwear!!" What a dork. Edit: I mean him, not you btw
Not sure how this is prudish, it's a factual statement. I'm not sure if there's a word for lingerie in Japanese but either way this is an accurate description. What's wrong with it?
It’s because in Asia thongs aren’t a ‘wear it everyday’ item. It is actually very hard to find, even in lingerie stores. (Although you can find them in every adult shops.) So they aren’t really prude, it’s just not as common as it is in the west.
Lazy, you ABSOLUTELY need to do more 2Chan stories. The translation portion is probably time consuming but this was an excellent and refreshingly unique "scary narration" video.
Reason to Never Enter an Abandoned Building! 1.Spoopy 2.2Spoopy 3.2Spoopy4U 4.Why the hell did you think it was a good idea? 5.Ever seen a horror movie? 6.Bugs. 7.Wild animals. 8.Like fucking hell man, how was this a good idea? 9.Are you a fucking crack head? It's a fucking abandoned building. 10.Trespassing is not good. 11.Like really spoopy. BONUS LIST! (Edit1) Why never to enter a creepy basement/attic! 1.Bugs. 2.Webs 3.Bats. 4.Spooky monsters. 5.Old shit from your childhood. 6.Hobos? 7.The dark. 8.Why the fuck would you go up there? 9.Especially one in a fucking abandoned building, like dude are you fucking insane? 10.Fiberglass insulation, that shit hurts like fuck. 11.No, it's not cotton candy, its insulation, and it will fuck your insides up. 12.Ok, maybe it's cotton candy. 13.Nevermind...I hope that ambulance shows up fast. ANOTHER BONUS LIST! (Edit2) Why you shouldn't meet randoms on the internet. 1.Ew, social interaction. 2.Probably a catfish. 3.Or a murderer. 4.Could be a kidnapper. 5.Maybe Yandere. 6.Rapist? 7.Like, just play video games with each other, or talk. 8.They could be cunts. 9.May eat your food. 10.Might totally murder you. 11.Like fuck? You wanna die? 12.Please say no. 13.If you need to talk I'm here for you man. 14.You seem nice, thanks for reading all this. 15.Might be a pedo.
You don't love yourself. But don't worry, I did the same except at 10:00 at night so clearly I don't love myself either But still it wasn't that creepy, just stay away from abandoned houses and don't get near psycho chicks
The mannequins in skyrim freak me out after one incident. Keep in mind I have no mods installed that would affect them in any way. I entered my house in solitude, through the basement (for convenience, as this door is right on the road). After the loading screen I could see them clearly at the end of the hall, wearing my set of blades armour and the cultists clothes from the dragonborn dlc. I go forwards, seeing them but not really looking, if you know what I mean. Then I see movement. I stood, staring for about 20 seconds. Their blank stare seemingly penetrating through the monitor. I think what happened was the game had loaded the mannequins but not their pose, which loaded when I got closer. The freaky thing is they didn't just jump into their poses, it was an animation. Their bodies moved like a person's would. I treated them like the weeping angels from Doctor who, keeping them in sight for as long as possible, got whatever I came for and left. But not through the fucking basement.
Thanks for the help guys ~ Anthony Salinas (art): facebook.com/anthonysalinasart Phantasmal Wretched (Translation / Voice): ua-cam.com/channels/kUhid5euvY4caec8DeqXqA.html Lady White Rabbit (Voice): ua-cam.com/channels/Zf6E8JnQF5cK41tYlLNzVA.html
+Lazy Masquerade You should've done all the voices. All of the voices, even Lady White Rabbit's. That was jarring, I much prefer hearing your voice. It's comfortable, it's familiar... Which isn't to say their voices are bad, I just don't want to hear them and I only want to hear yours.
Honestly Mei is got to be one of the most chilling stories i’ve ever heard even if I never met that type of people, I can already imagine what is like to be with someone sooo attached to some to the point that they would have the balls to annoy you and the scary thing is if you ignore them or tick them off they’ll basically kill you altogether
Nothing like waking up at 5:30 in the morning to do homework (in college) with coffee, and listening to you Lazy to start my day xD people in class always think i'm listening to music but I'm listening to your compilations ^-^ Thanks for making an awesome channel, I really hope to see more video's soon!!
Once, I was exploring a cave with a few friends there was a mine shaft pretty deep in there. I had brought a pick in the case I found anything cool, and i did. I found diamonds. It was like 2. I looked back to show my friends but, they all looked like they saw a ghost. What unnerved me was that they were looking behind me. I turned around and there was a man that looked just like me but with milky white eyes. I instantly knew who it was. Herobrine!
These we're genuinely terrifying tales, particularly the mei story, we all have a partner at some point in our lives, and the idea of a sweet caring person whom you share so much with could end up being an obsessive psychopath with killer tendencies is to me truly horrifying. Also truly excellent work on your narration lazy masquerade, i really enjoy your videos, keep up the great work.
I remember seeing a creepy forum on 2chan. There was a creepy video posted, it showed a woman sitting, showing only her shoulders up, and her fast glitching to make her eyes and mouth seem bigger at random moments. eople were talking about the creepy video, until an anon said "why would you post a video with a naked girl?" The others were confused, saying you can't tell if she was naked, and it was clearly a woman, not a young girl. Anon was confused, then started describing the video, saying it shows a naked girl waking slowly towards the camera, twitching, and the video stops right when she is in front of the camera. I saw the forum, and the anon seemed scared shitless, so I don't think he was lying about it.
I had once that overwhelming urge to explore one building, it was abandoned by some many years, but was right in front to the police station, so I obviously never got in. A few months early, someone bought it. Thinking this is a small town where everyone seems to know each other and no one roughly know the people who lives in, that mystery always seemed to stay with me, walking by from time to time looking at it on a detour back home
Was the old member's name "Noburu"? Made the story less creepy cause it made me imagine Noble from Lost Pause being held captive by Mei from Overwatch... Made it a bit funny even..
Um im Japanese and we love 2ch scary stories and there’s a big community on it. We have the hall of fame of the best 2ch horror stories and I’ve never read neither of them... I’m guessing they’re not from 2ch. I wish this was kotoribako or resortbaito or something on their level
Sees abandon house: "Nope! Nope! Nope! All kind of nope!" realizes he is in house* "I'm gonna leave" realizes he s going into the cellar* "Shit, I'm gonna die, I have accepted my fate, I am gonna get killed by a ghost or a psychopath"
Genuinely don't hear the resemblance, and I've watched Jimmy Carr's stand up DVDs and other shows so, so many times (since he's my favourite comedian).
That second story sounds like something out of the movie, "Fatal Attraction". Thank goodness he didn't have a bunny or another pet that she could boil, lol. I also had a incident with someone I befriended on Facebook. I made the mistake of agreeing to be friends, with some guy. At first, he told me I was beautiful, and he sent me a picture of a beautiful flower. I thanked him for the compliment, and the lovely picture. The next day, he sends me a picture of a flower opening, and next thing I see is a damn penis! I politely reply to him saying that I don't appreciate him sending me pictures like that. He replies that he's sorry. The next day, same thing. Once again I ask him to stop sending me that perverted crap. He does the same thing again, and I just ignore it, and I decide to look him up on Facebook. I find out that this guy has zero friends, and I'm like, "wtf, no wonder, dude's a pervert!" From then on, I refuse to make any contact with him. Eventually, he gets the message.
A little while ago out of curisoty , I went on the 2Chan website . It was full of naked people especially women ! That's not my scene but each to their own ! What I did find disturbing was seeing a couple of young girls about 11 /12 years old . And there were comments like ' I'd like to do her' . I'm all for free speech but not when it's concerning children or is nasty , offends . . Admittedly not all of the 2Chan website is like that , there are other topics and subs . But even one picture and one comment regarding a child , is enough for me to find this site pretty repulsive . I'm sure that I'll get a lot of replies and down votes after my comment. But I'd expect that from someone who thinks having pics and sexual comments about children is acceptable .
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"Man, the guy here must have been a massive perv."
I laughed. He laughed. The guys laughed. Some of the mannequins laughed.
It was a great time.
Doctor Doubt best comment!
My God...I'm disturbed lol
Sooo creative ♥♥♥♥♥
The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. It was a good time. 😂
The exact moment I stopped listening to this while playing WoW. So obviously fake lol.
"Have you ever experienced this in the past, when walking by an abandoned building, getting that overwhelming urge to explore?"
NOPE. NOPE. FUCK NO.
lol I always do and I did explore an abandoned mansion after school 😂😂 there was a room filled with posters of naked women and weird stuff the creepiest thing.. I guess was its basement..on the wall was written "get out of here before I find u and kill u" I laughed and noped the fuck out of there.
Yes
Never ever ever.
My friend broke both his ankles exploring a supposedly abandoned house. He was carried to the hospital by a very scraggly looking homeless man.
that was my reaction
"... the person who lived here must have been a hard-working Doctor or medical student..."
or a Badger with good taste and organizational skills
Stacey Shoemaker BADGERS
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
Snaaaaaaake
Mannequin mannequin mannequin mannequin mannequin mannequin mannequin
Dead girl dead girl
Annnd a mannequin mannequin mannequin mannequin mannequin mannequin mannequin
Ahhh ghost! Ghost! a ghost! Ooohh it's a ghost.
Aaand a mannequin mann..
Badgers? badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
Totally didn’t notice the badger in the first picture until just now, lol.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
a great good night video haha :)
Of course the badger was the first picture. It's a badger. It doesn't give a shit. It's a badass. Are you surprised?
I'm not. Badgers are the only animals capable of fighting Chuck Norris.
+Lazy Masquerade Don't worry it's still creepy xD
+Lazy Masquerade Where?????
My one friend liked to explore abandoned houses, then he got robbed by a heroine addict...
wow...
+Galaxy Pickle
Yeah....
Why'd he bring heroine with him then?
He didn't bring any heroin... The addict just took his five dollars...
He had scars that were from heroin, so that's how I know...
thats why you don't go into abandon houses mane, junkies see a kid exploring and all they see is a young kid easy to scare with money on him. lol
You know you're listening to Japanese translations when every negative adjective is replaced with "absurd"
Why is that?
how interesting, I didn't know absurd was so common in Japanese.
Every language has its quirks.
Mamãe, sou cult I don’t Japanese so this is just a guess but I’m pretty sure it’s because English doesn’t have any proper translations and absurd is the closest we have
he means that the translator didn't do a good job and that english probably isn't their first language.
@@Bludgeoned2DEATH2 From my observation, I think it's mostly because Japanese tend to use ”変”(hen) - [strange, odd, peculiar] and ”めちゃくちゃ”(mechakucha) - [absurd] a lot and it often translates to 'absurd/strange' to English.
The girl tells him she's had too much to drink, and his first response is "let's go back to mine?" Classy.
Lol
Okay, cool. I'm not alone.
My exact thought
Well, was he supposed to just let her toddle off into the dark? I think he was just reading the mood, given her insane libido was revealed minutes later
Not everyone is a creep. Some people might invite her home to sleep off the drink in safety. Although in this day and age I would fear the risk of false allegations and maybe try and get her a taxi home.
Reminds me of a time when I had to do a pre-demolition survey on an old abandoned industrial building. It was totally dark inside so I had a flashlight with me. There were signs of squatters, so every once in a while I would call out as to not catch anyone off guard. Suddenly a saw a person standing at the end of a corridor. I yelled out a few times, but the person just stood there in silence. Needless to say that I was a little freaked out. I walked closer and shined the flashlight on the face, and that is when I saw it. It was a cardboard Justin Beiber cutout. Someone must have stole it from some store display and put it there as a joke.
More horrifying than a ghost
prank'd
L.M.F.A.O. !!! 😅🤣😂
Horrifying
Sounds absolutely terrifying
"Who just closes their Facebook account without saying anything?" I do
I would, but if I stop watching videos on UA-cam that's when people need to worry.
To hell with facebook!! RIP
Noce
I did once. All the friends that really cared found me again based on my similar activity on my fake account. I didn't pay much attention to anything I did, but when friends found me I appreciated them like family members.
I do too lol
Man-a-kwins.
Good one, Lazy Mas-kwe-raid.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I giggle snorted at this 🤣🤣
He's British, mate
@@troll9682 Ok, hear me out.
I just had the 4 British people I'm sat in a Discord call pronounce the word.
I did not get Man-a-kwin.
@@marian3nene45 yo ,can you explain why is it funny? I am not getting it
"We had sex."
"we had sex"
*credits roll*
@@adrianpaul1985 "We had sex."
*To be Continued*
😂😂
So fucking funny 🤣
"We don't have time to unpack all of that!"
MANEKWINS. Damn, that really took me out of your story. lol
Hahah KWINN
Glad I'm not alone... Lazy Maskwerade really should look up how to pronounce words he's never seen before.
Me Too!
I had a giggle too xD
i heard that too i was like am have i been sayin it wrong the whole time lol?
“HELP”
“Ha Ha what’s up dude”
lol. “PLEASE HELP, I WAS SHOT “
“ haha ok drunk guy “
9-1-1
911 in the house, broooooo!!
@@troll9682 "September 11th was a national tragedy and is date we should all remember to be able to move forward, thank you for the reminder"
I had a GF like that once, except for the knife ofc. She was bipolar. Craziest time of my life. Poor girl tho...
:(
That really sucks
Poor you and poor her! I have a few MH issues and feel sorry for my husband when I'm having a bad patch, I've never pulled a knife on him or anyone though. It's tough for both partners.
+Seminko I had a BF one time use threat of suicide to keep me around. I was 15 and didnt know that that was wrong. Teens should not be dealing with that lol
+Red Bull what do you mean "how" is bipolar? You mean what does it mean when someone is bipolar?
lmgtfy.com/?q=bipolar+disorder
;)
The actress you got to play Mei has a very comforting, cozy voice. Makes the whole thing a little creepier.
It sounds a little like Reignbot.
I think it sounds like Lady White Rabbit
@@christophermueller9764 I think Reignbot has a slightly cooler toned voice. Maybe not her
@@nataliep501 her channel is in the description so i guess its her
I like how he just casually says "we had sex"
Worth it.
@I am gonna be Billionaire in 2020! Ok niceguy😂 it's called being drunk
(She blew me! Shit was so cash)
Simp
Ahahahahahahaha
me: oh man, this is some creepy shit
narrator: they were manakwens
me: *bursts out laughing* ok now it's funny.
The second story had me like *cough**cough*yandere*cough**cough*
sAME
Same, to be honest id probably date her
krilinc_ _swoopy yandere is a term used in anime to describe someone who's psychotically in love with someone else, they would kill in order to get to them and etc
The only way to beat a yandere is to become a yandere. You must be more clingier than her!
Lol ya that's gotta do it
Hell yee 😎
Nah just Romeo n Juliet a suicide pact then "accidentally" Survive the attempt. Yeah im on a watchlist now. I can feel UA-cam REEEEEEE
Or this:
imgur.com/gallery/A7zGyMB
#95455, thank me later. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I were in a relationship with a bipolar girl,lasted 3 years.
Weren't for her suicide that ended it,it was the best time of my life,just seeing someone progress from a wreck into a normal person is priceless,showing so much love and affection and getting it back made me feel so great,and seeing how attached to me she were made me feel special,even if I had to go through very hard and crazy episodes with her,to the point that I had to take her to the hospital 5 times in a month..
I will never have any person fill up that gap,not even that of my dear loving and supportive wife,which has helped me significantly over time.
It's scary to hear how people have problems with mentally disturbed relationships,it is excruciatingly hard to understand if you haven't gone through one...probably the reason I am studying to become a psychologist is because I have a fondness for such people...since I've been through their place as well.
It leaves you scarred,I still hear her voice at night.
Wow.. that's brutal.. Hugs man.. mental illness though more accepted these days is still stigmatized even unconsciously by so many.
N01SE G0D sending you good vibes. It’s a hard thing. But that person that you helped I always hear becomes a guardian angel. I am a therapist for the same reason. A love of a person. To help them become the ultimate them
I was touched by your story.
My bro is bipolar, no one can understand the effect till they spend time with someone in a manic state. The toll on your own sanity. But you love em so you endure.
N01SE G0D real shit. Same here. It’s weird. It really is a scar. A memory that will never fade.
Manna-kwins
John Barber no, the OP was poking fun at how this guy says mannequins
@@arandomperson6293 you really just said op like this is reddit
Fuck I’m a retard
mannakwin skywalker
Lazy Maskwerade.
Holy crap, bro. Right at 13:52, I thought some creepy chick snuck up on me. I'm sitting here, under my headphones and I was NOT expecting another voice out of nowhere like that. I need a smoke and some kitten videos, stat!
CtrlAltPhreak that's Eden's voice! She's the shizzzzzz when she reads! She has such a great countenance for reading these stories, esp from female perspectives.
You're a stronger person that I because I purposely take my headphones out when watching these videos. I have to
Holy shit.. that overly cheerful voice scared the shit out if me!
@@NyxInfernal same lol
Lmao me either
I'd leave the abandoned house before I even stepped in
Then you wouldn't be leaving it.
you don't understand
+Rekataco I do understand. Stop being so condescending.
Trumpkins Revenge. friend im sorry but the meme level is rising
the meme is strong in this one
Story One: Otaku
Story Two: Yandere
lol my thoughts too! (´∀｀ )
He just wanted to be a pretty girl. ;-;
Pizza Party!!! more like hikkomori
Aaron Silverstein Second story is basically Welcome To the NHK: Creepy Version.
Pizza Party!!! what do otaku and yandere mean
"Have you ever walked by an abandoned building and felt the overwhelming urge to explore?"....HELL NOOOO!! 😵 Here we go......
white people
unblack people.
Yes
that y u carry a strap on you
Haha. "It wasn't functional underwear. It was the kind women wear to infatuate men!"
That's gotta be the most prude statement I've ever heard. Lol.
No shit. Could you signal any harder?? Like EVERYONE doesn't know about lingerie?
"Oh.....it's THAT kind of underwear!!"
What a dork.
Edit: I mean him, not you btw
Not sure how this is prudish, it's a factual statement. I'm not sure if there's a word for lingerie in Japanese but either way this is an accurate description. What's wrong with it?
It’s because in Asia thongs aren’t a ‘wear it everyday’ item. It is actually very hard to find, even in lingerie stores. (Although you can find them in every adult shops.) So they aren’t really prude, it’s just not as common as it is in the west.
eh, as a girl most lingerie is deeply uncomfortable and if you're just going about everyday life it wouldn't make a lot of sense.
A very Japanese thing to say.
THE WAY HE SAYS MANNEQUINS IM DEAD I LAUGH EVERYTIME
Tiera Danheux Me too everytime hehe xd
Okay so it wasn't just me that caught that lol
manekwins
and WOMAN every time instead of WOMEN
3 years later it's still bringing people mirth.
Lazy, you ABSOLUTELY need to do more 2Chan stories. The translation portion is probably time consuming but this was an excellent and refreshingly unique "scary narration" video.
That awkward moment when you break into the local necrophile's house 😨
Best part of my day lol
Reason to Never Enter an Abandoned Building!
1.Spoopy
2.2Spoopy
3.2Spoopy4U
4.Why the hell did you think it was a good idea?
5.Ever seen a horror movie?
6.Bugs.
7.Wild animals.
8.Like fucking hell man, how was this a good idea?
9.Are you a fucking crack head? It's a fucking abandoned building.
10.Trespassing is not good.
11.Like really spoopy.
BONUS LIST! (Edit1)
Why never to enter a creepy basement/attic!
1.Bugs.
2.Webs
3.Bats.
4.Spooky monsters.
5.Old shit from your childhood.
6.Hobos?
7.The dark.
8.Why the fuck would you go up there?
9.Especially one in a fucking abandoned building, like dude are you fucking insane?
10.Fiberglass insulation, that shit hurts like fuck.
11.No, it's not cotton candy, its insulation, and it will fuck your insides up.
12.Ok, maybe it's cotton candy.
13.Nevermind...I hope that ambulance shows up fast.
ANOTHER BONUS LIST! (Edit2)
Why you shouldn't meet randoms on the internet.
1.Ew, social interaction.
2.Probably a catfish.
3.Or a murderer.
4.Could be a kidnapper.
5.Maybe Yandere.
6.Rapist?
7.Like, just play video games with each other, or talk.
8.They could be cunts.
9.May eat your food.
10.Might totally murder you.
11.Like fuck? You wanna die?
12.Please say no.
13.If you need to talk I'm here for you man.
14.You seem nice, thanks for reading all this.
15.Might be a pedo.
*skeleton plays goosebumps theme with a trumpet and a xylophone made out of bones with femur bones*
Firewolf1999 thanks for being here
The way you say mannequins is making me giggle I'm sorry aha
ikr he says it like "mannequwins"
+grilledcheesepls Same
manekwins
nobody:
lazy after absolurtly horrifying you: Hey guys! lazy here! hope you had a fun time! cheer!
Why the fuck do I watch these videos by myself at 2:00 AM?
You don't love yourself. But don't worry, I did the same except at 10:00 at night so clearly I don't love myself either
But still it wasn't that creepy, just stay away from abandoned houses and don't get near psycho chicks
Roy Han dude literally me now... screw finals xD
Roy Han I'm watching at 3:00 am
Same, bro. Same
im tired
its 3 am
but lazy uploaded a scary story vid
holy macaroni
+spoopi YoU lIVe iN ItAlY
Same
Lol it's 9:10 P.M xD I'm safe
+iiSeason ROBLOX it's 8:13 I'm more safe XD
+Andrew Telly 4:20 in Ireland. I'm screwed 😡
Bookshelf Stuffed with KNOWLEDGE!
And a miniature Lamborghini.
You just made my day!
+I Bring The Memes are these memes.... DANK?!?!
The only knowledge Shaxx knows.. Is that the Crucible is no place for mercy!
kwaledge here in my back yard
Fuck, that last one. I was like "NO, MAN, NO. DON'T MEET HER. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FDDFHUHGFGG" I got invested. Way too invested. Lol
I can't say I'm really surprised that the Japanese started the creepy weirdness that would one day become 4chan.
Plus, “Chan” just sounds Asian AF. 😉😉
@@LaRedPDX it's short for channel. :/
Umm 😐 Yes - Clearly. 🤦🏼♀️
"No one just shuts down they're facebook page"
Umm...thats me
their*
+Pove thought that too
you sicken me
*their
I don't even have a Facebook page:(
I watch videos like this in a dark room with a handgun in my lap.
Haaaaa
I watch this with a shotgun
in my mouth.
Don’t blow your balls off like that. Be careful with guns. Don’t point your gun at anything you’re not willing to destroy.
I know..........I see you.
ever since fallout mannequins just freak me out...and plungers
try the resident evil 7 mannequins. they are creepy and i like to try to hit them with the axe.
i played the teaser. i got 3 endings.
+Petra Maxwell I got bored
The mannequins in skyrim freak me out after one incident. Keep in mind I have no mods installed that would affect them in any way. I entered my house in solitude, through the basement (for convenience, as this door is right on the road). After the loading screen I could see them clearly at the end of the hall, wearing my set of blades armour and the cultists clothes from the dragonborn dlc. I go forwards, seeing them but not really looking, if you know what I mean. Then I see movement. I stood, staring for about 20 seconds. Their blank stare seemingly penetrating through the monitor. I think what happened was the game had loaded the mannequins but not their pose, which loaded when I got closer. The freaky thing is they didn't just jump into their poses, it was an animation. Their bodies moved like a person's would. I treated them like the weeping angels from Doctor who, keeping them in sight for as long as possible, got whatever I came for and left. But not through the fucking basement.
I Love that glitch ah good times
Thanks for the help guys ~
Anthony Salinas (art): facebook.com/anthonysalinasart
Phantasmal Wretched (Translation / Voice): ua-cam.com/channels/kUhid5euvY4caec8DeqXqA.html
Lady White Rabbit (Voice): ua-cam.com/channels/Zf6E8JnQF5cK41tYlLNzVA.html
Hi lazy, I love your videos. Your awesome :)
+Lazy Masquerade good videos
+Lazy Masquerade Thank YOU!
+Lazy Masquerade what about the thumbnail?
+Lazy Masquerade You should've done all the voices. All of the voices, even Lady White Rabbit's. That was jarring, I much prefer hearing your voice. It's comfortable, it's familiar...
Which isn't to say their voices are bad, I just don't want to hear them and I only want to hear yours.
Anyone else always look for the stories with the least scary thumbnails? I mean, some of those thumbnails are *fucking terrifying*.
We are anonemoos
We are region
We do not forogt
We do not forgave
Expoct us
o no
Lol this is funny anonymous does say that but not weird like that XD
+Gavyn Perez aw shiiz. this dude.
+Mark Nutt nut
+Mark Nutt ill rek u
2:45 what? Can't someone just appreciate a bit of KNOWLEDGE?
Fuck Lamborghinis…I gawt knawledge
knawledge
+Justin S-P (Opti-Citro) 47 lamborghinis in my Hollywood Hills account
+Justin S-P (Opti-Citro) THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!!
+Sad Larry He's gawt it xD
"we had sex." LOL SO FAST
Just love the 'obviously' tone in his voice lol.
I wish I could get laid soooo damn fast
Jocelyn Young-Bae
There's more foreplay in the porn I watch lol
hAhaha
"Mannekwins"
+Folixed lol
+Folixed
11:20 "Maleficent".
i know wtf lol
I did laugh... sort of like if someone says sam-you-rye for 'samurai'
👍
Mei is pretty much Yuno
TRUEEE
Yeah, overrated.
Honestly Mei is got to be one of the most chilling stories i’ve ever heard even if I never met that type of people, I can already imagine what is like to be with someone sooo attached to some to the point that they would have the balls to annoy you and the scary thing is if you ignore them or tick them off they’ll basically kill you altogether
No, I Donno.
MANAKWINS! HAHAHAahahaahahaaaa...
+Evolution1101 ROFL.
Lmao I kept on laughing when he would say that. I love his stories tho 😂
+Evolution1101 Mana Gwins
+Evolution1101 I distracted myself by just scrolling through the comments trying to find a comment about this lol
Jenna Pittman I cracked up every time he said it. :D
For a second I thought Lazy Masquerade was voicing May in the second one. Made me a wee bit uncomfortable
That's Lady White Rabbit, also a macabre UA-camr
Nothing like waking up at 5:30 in the morning to do homework (in college) with coffee, and listening to you Lazy to start my day xD people in class always think i'm listening to music but I'm listening to your compilations ^-^ Thanks for making an awesome channel, I really hope to see more video's soon!!
Welp, May is officially a yandere
Mei*
Tosatsu Hime Ah, thanks for the correction. ^^
bad may get back to your game
You all know what I'd do if I had a Yandere after me... I'd help her. ;)
+Jacky S
Mae
Once, I was exploring a cave with a few friends there was a mine shaft pretty deep in there. I had brought a pick in the case I found anything cool, and i did. I found diamonds. It was like 2. I looked back to show my friends but, they all looked like they saw a ghost. What unnerved me was that they were looking behind me. I turned around and there was a man that looked just like me but with milky white eyes. I instantly knew who it was. Herobrine!
wow
i got chills man
god fucking damnits.
It's 2021 and I've got scared of a Herobrine story. xD
I’m honestly just back here because i can’t get over the way you say mannequin without laughing.
Caught the bloopers yesterday! Cracked me up! Now I hit the jackpot with the main video ❤️👍🏼 you're the BEST lazy!!
Thanks for tuning in!
+Lazy Masquerade Always!!
first story: he was wearing a dress someone let out a scream:
Gayyyyyyyyy!
“Well, I’m sorry I crossdress!”
😂😂😂
of how fabulous he looked in a dress! Watching this and Rupaul's Drag race to get me out of scaredy cat mode.
4 years later and "Manne-kwins" still makes me laugh every single time.
Am I the only one who thinks this "phantasmal" guys voice is sexy as hell?
Thanks for the translations you son of a gun. Glad to see your 2chan stories are doing well :)
I'm subscribing to you!
Phantasmal Wretched same
Phantasmal Wretched love it
Can someone enlighten me to lazys accent it want to think British but I'm so bad with accents that I could be wrong lol
i meid up my mind.
I used to have overwhelming urges to explore abandoned buildings.. but then i took an arrow in the knee...
Bloopers from this video over on my second channel: ua-cam.com/video/h5vTkSyicxE/v-deo.html
I like your videos their scary
+Lazy Masquerade luv uuuu
I like your videos.
+Lazy Masquerade keep up the great work! I hope to get to where your at this year!!! Awesome video man!!
hi
Great bedtime story!
Ikr!
Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
These we're genuinely terrifying tales, particularly the mei story, we all have a partner at some point in our lives, and the idea of a sweet caring person whom you share so much with could end up being an obsessive psychopath with killer tendencies is to me truly horrifying.
Also truly excellent work on your narration lazy masquerade, i really enjoy your videos, keep up the great work.
I should do my homework, but...
Same
School is stupid learn to use a gun kid
I should be studying for my exams right now... But...
i listen to these will revising and doing homework! :D
I should be running from my life right now, but...
"The best things happen in the dark"
Whoooaa not in my bed...
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
XD
9:26 "the room was filled with female maniqwins
I'm sorry but hot sex maniac Japanese girl does not sound like a problem to me.
Up until the part with the knife I was thinking..."I'm down."
+Lazy Masquerade savage XD XD
+Lazy Masquerade The knife sealed the deal? kinky bro
+Pea G she had me at "knife"
Damn straight, best story ever!
4Chan Is HALF The Site It Used To Be. XD
Bah-dum-sh
Really xD
i love you.
you beautiful man, thank you!
Plz dont
Oh shit, 2 in Japanese is pronounced as "Ni" so..
2chan
Nichan
Nii-chan
Your pfp has me in tears
I see you subscribe to krinkels good taste.
I remember seeing a creepy forum on 2chan. There was a creepy video posted, it showed a woman sitting, showing only her shoulders up, and her fast glitching to make her eyes and mouth seem bigger at random moments. eople were talking about the creepy video, until an anon said "why would you post a video with a naked girl?" The others were confused, saying you can't tell if she was naked, and it was clearly a woman, not a young girl. Anon was confused, then started describing the video, saying it shows a naked girl waking slowly towards the camera, twitching, and the video stops right when she is in front of the camera. I saw the forum, and the anon seemed scared shitless, so I don't think he was lying about it.
"The best things happen in the dark" 🌚
Trickster Cat🚽🚡🕦🌓
Trickster Cat 👉👌💧
except yours last only for a minute
I could just listen to this dude talk all night, I don't retain anything he says though because its just too relaxing
"Mei, you need to leave"
"I understand, you're just tired :)"
"Tired of you building walls over the god damn place!!!"
You don't realize how lonely you are till you're listening to the story and thinking "Mae doesn't sound that bad..."
I had once that overwhelming urge to explore one building, it was abandoned by some many years, but was right in front to the police station, so I obviously never got in. A few months early, someone bought it. Thinking this is a small town where everyone seems to know each other and no one roughly know the people who lives in, that mystery always seemed to stay with me, walking by from time to time looking at it on a detour back home
Finally another long video! Awesome Lazy!
exactly what I just posted
1chan 2chan 3chan 4chan
We don't mention the last one.
+The Ogrelord why ?
+The Ogrelord why
How many yandres are in my store, I kknnnooowwww your jealouss ((vine refrence))
1chan 2chan, redchan bluechan
Was the old member's name "Noburu"?
Made the story less creepy cause it made me imagine Noble from Lost Pause being held captive by Mei from Overwatch...
Made it a bit funny even..
Am I the only one who laughed a bit when lazy said "mannequins"
Um im Japanese and we love 2ch scary stories and there’s a big community on it. We have the hall of fame of the best 2ch horror stories and I’ve never read neither of them... I’m guessing they’re not from 2ch. I wish this was kotoribako or resortbaito or something on their level
Great storytelling mate. Superb pacing and foreshadowing.
Go to 26:07
We held hands and slowly stumbled back to my place...
We had sex.
(Well that was fast.)
Sees abandon house: "Nope! Nope! Nope! All kind of nope!" realizes he is in house* "I'm gonna leave" realizes he s going into the cellar* "Shit, I'm gonna die, I have accepted my fate, I am gonna get killed by a ghost or a psychopath"
Great channel. Love scary things. The pictures and your voice does the stories scarier. This is maybe the creepiest channel i know.
yo mai is like straight up yandere...
sonerec725 Weeb
Mei*
* Sitting alone in my dark room *
* Video goes to Number 2 *
*Without Warning an extremely loud ad starts and makes my heart nearly skip a beat*
This is quickly becoming my favorite channel. Thanks Lazy!!
"These stories, are allegedly true"
Yes ,Kim
impossible to be scared when the narrator sounds like Jimmy Carr
ha ha haaAA
never noticed but ruined the horror more or less
Blind SpeedRuns it actually gives a thrill to know what happened in the house
Genuinely don't hear the resemblance, and I've watched Jimmy Carr's stand up DVDs and other shows so, so many times (since he's my favourite comedian).
Something about your opening with the ominous piano that I just love. Sets the mood
Meow
fuck
pootis
Woof
Purrr
+Cat Fuck
"Manneqwuins"
due to my Steven Universe addiction the thumbnail didnt appear as threatning or scary
its just alexandrite mannequin guys, step up your game ::"D
Mesh The SpaceSucculent same :D
Thanks so much for this new, longer upload Lazy. Love your vids keep up the scary stories! ^_^
Take a shot every time he says “but something caught my attention”
"shes pertty cute i thought to my self" ~ Story
"ITS A TRAP" ~ that one guy from star wars
I like the way you say "mannequin." It sounds nice. :3
That second story sounds like something out of the movie, "Fatal Attraction". Thank goodness he didn't have a bunny or another pet that she could boil, lol. I also had a incident with someone I befriended on Facebook. I made the mistake of agreeing to be friends, with some guy. At first, he told me I was beautiful, and he sent me a picture of a beautiful flower. I thanked him for the compliment, and the lovely picture. The next day, he sends me a picture of a flower opening, and next thing I see is a damn penis! I politely reply to him saying that I don't appreciate him sending me pictures like that. He replies that he's sorry. The next day, same thing. Once again I ask him to stop sending me that perverted crap. He does the same thing again, and I just ignore it, and I decide to look him up on Facebook. I find out that this guy has zero friends, and I'm like, "wtf, no wonder, dude's a pervert!" From then on, I refuse to make any contact with him. Eventually, he gets the message.
the simping is strong with the guy from the second story
the one simping there is the girl tbh.
Yeah, plus I think a lot of guys would do what the guy in the 2nd story did.
Whenever lazy posts I drop everything I'm doing and listen to his beautiful voice ❤️
A little while ago out of curisoty , I went on the 2Chan website . It was full of naked people especially women ! That's not my scene but each to their own ! What I did find disturbing was seeing a couple of young girls about 11 /12 years old . And there were comments like ' I'd like to do her' . I'm all for free speech but not when it's concerning children or is nasty , offends . .
Admittedly not all of the 2Chan website is like that , there are other topics and subs . But even one picture and one comment regarding a child , is enough for me to find this site pretty repulsive .
I'm sure that I'll get a lot of replies and down votes after my comment. But I'd expect that from someone who thinks having pics and sexual comments about children is acceptable .
lol, they weren't children
Then you aren't for free speech.
Found the redditor.
+eudamme Who?
+Cherry Metha wow that's racist , thats how asians look like. No need to degrade them.