julien villagrana here’s a thought. Stop saying all this garbage. Go out and call/text your mom, and, if you can’t, make it so you can. See a therapist to help with your self-esteem issues, and if you can’t afford one, find anyone ANYONE to talk to. That can be your mother, or a friend (I noticed you only said you didn’t have female friends). Also, try to have a better outlook on life do something that will make yourself proud. Get a goal, something to aspire to. If you do that, you’ll meet people with that same goal, whom you can befriend. In all honesty, it isn’t that hard to make friends, it’s just hard to find something in common that can cause that friendship to form. If you didn’t read my incessant ramblings, just try to find something you want to do. Pick your life up, build bridges, and your problems will solve themselves. If you think you can’t do it, remember that through enough trial and error you will eventually succeed. I was in a shitty place during my life too, but I didn’t let that keep me down, and I tried to make something of myself. I hope you will too.
Levii your walking down a an ally to get to a other Street at te entrance of the ally you pass it.a few seconds later it falls over spilling trash every ware your heart begins to beat faster you decide to start walking agin as you get a few meteres from from the can you hear it rolling and banging you turn to see danny devito crawling out he spots you and shreaks at you I'M THE TRASH MAN you run heart racing through the alley but you get out of the ally and take some time to rest you receive a blow to the head. it's all going black.
the dude writing the first one made one fatal error: he said his friend wasn't very succesful with the ladies... and then goes on to describe his friend as "japanese Danny DeVito"
The japanese are..very different. Let me put it this way... A man once sued his wife because they had "ugly children" and it caused him great dishonor.
"If she ever comes back for me... I'll kill her myself." Finally, someone in a yandere situation who has balls. Almost as many as Yuki. He's a God now.
quote myself: Most people think they want a "yandere girlfriend", and that they can handle it. Others say they could get out. Both of these are misconceptions. Yandere are obsessed with the person. So much to the extent that if someone made a joke about you, she would literally kill them. If you ever even seem to be getting relatively close to anyone, they will kill them and perhaps you. Any family you have would be gone, you would be abused by being tied up later if you continue with the relationship. Then there are those who think if they had a yandere they could escape. Fuck no. Especially no. Most wouldn't hesitate you kill you. They would be fine as long as you aren't with anyone but them. If two yandere fell in "love" with one another they would end up both dying. The reason for the quotations around love is because its not love. It's obsession. Wanting a yandere as a girlfriend would either mean your not thinking it through/ignorant of the subject, or that you are mentally instable yourself. Personally I would like to study a "yandere" if I ever met one. Of course that would be after I tell the police about the person. This would entail me meeting with the person. But that's only speculation if I get some experience in psychology. Shit this is a block of text. SORRY.
Very interesting. I do like having a yandere partner. Plus im a hermit. The reason why I like Yandere is that they will follow you even to the depths of hell. Im kind of mad anyway, bordering insanity. And my imaginations are all wild and uncontrollable. My social life is good though, thanks to my outer mask.
It says on the Wiki that "Love Plus" is made by Konami so it's not technically made from Nintendo, only using their console as a platform to play the game
it really saddens me when i hear of the yakuza having so much power of the police it must be terrifying for anybody who encounters them not due to the fact they could get hurt but the fact that no one will come to help them if they do get hurt besides that amazing video well worth the wait well done :)
I actually wanted more yandere videos since they're very interesting, and look what showed up on my notifications!! Love hearing the stories you read and your voice is really calming. keep up the good work.
I'm pretty sure if a tail injury happens low enough on a cat it can be deadly. I had to research this once because my cat lost a pretty good portion of her tail a few years ago.
When you hear Yuri's good friend is named 'Takeshi' then your mind goes to "Yuri on Ice." XD Well anyways... God. Japan needs to level up their stalker restraining tactics
FRobert717 Yandere can be both male and female, and the terminology doesn't change. It's just more common, in both anime and real life, for females to be yandere. Guys can be, but they seem to fit other tropes more often than not.
thanks for being a great narrator, and knowing how to put your listeners in the victim/writer's shoes, that is one thing that makes a great spooky story
This is my new favorite channel! I've been binge watching your vids and i gotta say they're amazing! your voice fits perfectly with the stories and I hope you get even more subs! keep up the great work!
I love all your content, but your Yandere stories especially. I'm currently living in Japan now, but fortunately haven't encountered a yandere yet lol.
Lazy, I love these stories! I actually catch myself rooting for certain people in the stories haha. But my favorites are definitely skinwalker, glitch in the matrix, butterfly effect, folklore videos that you've made. Keep up the good work man.
Wow, that Kyoko is fucking mental, since it's 4:20am I shall have to miss the rest of the video but definitely listening to it tomorrow, excellent stuff, Lazy, keep up the great work!
the celibacy phenomenon is really interesting. I wonder if there are also boyfriend simulators and boyfriends for hire? are all genders equally uninterested in dating? I've heard from Japanese American students that their parents aren't very affectionate outwardly bc it's not polite... I wonder if that's part of it? if anyone Japanese could weigh in, I'd be interested!
Not Japanese, but I did see this on one of my other fav. channels "JustKiddingNews" (a ch. made up of mostly Asian guys/girls who share viewer submitted news articles from around the world that are not typical, or strange). They showed an article about this. Girls are paying for a "boyfriend" experience/play pretend for a fee. It's just so strange how something so intimate and special is being marketed and sold, in turn making something great seem shallow, and forced. So fake. I couldn't do it. But to each his own. As for Asian culture and affection, well, I know from personal exp. that my Asian/Caucasian bf of 5 yrs. wasn't really given a lot of affection or nurturing growing up. It was strange. Sort of a disconnect between his Asian Mom being loving and nurturing in an American sense. I just showed him vicariously how to be more loving and endearing. He sure was beautiful though.
What i have seen with Asian women from all the countries having a birthrate collapse is the same thing nobody wants to hear.... the young women today are not interested in signing up to be a man's slave, have babies, take care of her parents and his and still work and still bear almost all the domestic responsibilities. They feel overwhelmed, under appreciated and under supported and thus even if they want kids cant see a way to make it work. I can't blame them. The men have different but parallel fears, the pressures of providing for a whole family, and their parents are more than they can do. They already work 60 hours a week and can't imagine how on earth they would find more time or make more money. Many also have little interest in working 90 hour weeks and never seeing their kids. They want to be more involved but don't see how the math works. Theres also the not wanting to have their wife work and have strangers raise their kids but don't see any other options that allow people to live a good quality of life.
In my opinion honestly,I think the 2nd story was really sad cuz now we'll never know out the 3 scenarios about what really happened to Takeshi poor man.😔
The 3rd one made me so pissed and heart broken 💔 like dammit how can someone live a normal life without someone you've know your whole life being taken from you by another person you thought you knew?
I love your content, keep up the good work! I really don't know why people say your voice is annoying, it's really comfortable for me, when I get bored. I watch one of your new videos!
so corpse, mr.nightmare, and lazy all uploaded today! i know someone is going to mention it, so i thought i would. but you know what? mine is on its way tonight as well. not that it's that important, but it makes me just as happy. :P
Suzume story - Maybe Jiro might've had a chance if the ambulance got there earlier. Or not, but still, weird that they only called for it after Suzume was cuffed.
Wish I could say I couldn’t relate...but I can. My first girlfriend was absolutely mental. Threatened to call the cops because some dude tried to talk to me and my friend, cried when I wanted to go out with my family, and even threatened multiple times to end her life because I didn’t do something she wanted. After we broke up, she stalked me for months after. Mysterious phone calls, relentless texts and voicemails, and even to this day years later is trying to find things out about me. Lesson learned, don’t listen to a preacher who wears a false robe.
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Stories like these make me glad I married my body pillow.
That's what you think! Up next on Lazy Masquerade: 3 Horror Stories About Haunted Body Pillows
You and Mr. Nightmare both uploaded today! :O
Lazy Masquerade On my 18th birthday, perfect 😍 thank you!
Lazy Masquerade lol good joke!!!!
Lazy Masquerade i offer my services as a body pillow to u lazy
Japan....either you go your entire life a virgin or you lose it to crazy.
Or you do both
@@gabano1311 but...
How may I ask?
@@bruhmoment7680 just say what's on your mind
julien villagrana just gonna ask. You know they’ll stab you right?
julien villagrana here’s a thought. Stop saying all this garbage. Go out and call/text your mom, and, if you can’t, make it so you can. See a therapist to help with your self-esteem issues, and if you can’t afford one, find anyone ANYONE to talk to. That can be your mother, or a friend (I noticed you only said you didn’t have female friends). Also, try to have a better outlook on life do something that will make yourself proud. Get a goal, something to aspire to. If you do that, you’ll meet people with that same goal, whom you can befriend. In all honesty, it isn’t that hard to make friends, it’s just hard to find something in common that can cause that friendship to form.
If you didn’t read my incessant ramblings, just try to find something you want to do. Pick your life up, build bridges, and your problems will solve themselves. If you think you can’t do it, remember that through enough trial and error you will eventually succeed. I was in a shitty place during my life too, but I didn’t let that keep me down, and I tried to make something of myself. I hope you will too.
Scariest part by far is imagine being chased by japanese Danny DeVito
Always Sunny, the Japanese remake.
Levii I'M THE HENTAI MAN! I EAT TENTACLES!
Levii your walking down a an ally to get to a other Street at te entrance of the ally you pass it.a few seconds later it falls over spilling trash every ware your heart begins to beat faster you decide to start walking agin as you get a few meteres from from the can you hear it rolling and banging you turn to see danny devito crawling out he spots you and shreaks at you I'M THE TRASH MAN you run heart racing through the alley but you get out of the ally and take some time to rest you receive a blow to the head. it's all going black.
oh yes
+Meme kid LMFAO...I love you...no homo.
P.S. Fucking weebs...
the dude writing the first one made one fatal error: he said his friend wasn't very succesful with the ladies... and then goes on to describe his friend as "japanese Danny DeVito"
danny do be super sexy 😳
super sedated I want him to hand me the monster condom he dropped for his magnum dong
Well this got intense fast
@@bonestheboneyboy4531 It's a quote. Probably also a fact, he has to have a magnum dong with the way he ran that Vietnamese sweatshop.
The japanese are..very different. Let me put it this way... A man once sued his wife because they had "ugly children" and it caused him great dishonor.
I can't get Japanese Danny Devito out of my head lol
They say he'll haunt your nightmares now.
Lazy Masquerade lol
Lazy Masquerade That is so.....wrong. Smh.😶😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😬☺
Lazy Masquerade I wonder who these 'they' people are.
Christianthepupbot That's a good choice! I do the same thing!
mr. nightmare, corpse husband AND LAZY ON THE SAME DAY?!
**breathes heavily**
Clawergrap I'm saying! I just came back from a corpse husband video to watch this one ^__^
it must be happy hour :D
Clawergrap same!!!!!
And Urmaker!
Daaammmn. We've been spoiled today!
"If she ever comes back for me... I'll kill her myself." Finally, someone in a yandere situation who has balls.
Almost as many as Yuki. He's a God now.
*Yuno Gasai voice* Yuk-ki~
Oof
This man is about to go John Wick on her.
@julien villagrana what are you going on about?
@julien villagrana The dude in the video said he was gonna kill her if she came back. I'm talking about the guy on the video.
"Are you awake ?"
"Yeah no fucking shit I am"
why did I laugh so hard at that xD
theRainbowDuo 2344 naaah
😂😂😂😂, I was dying to man
if I have a gf that broke my cat's tail I would break up with her and call the cops on her, and I love my cat as well he is special to me
@Timothy Sterling Why stop with her reputation? Get her up on that cross, boi.
@julien villagrana cringe
@julien villagrana what the fuck did I just read
My wife popped my cats ass for getting on the counter...now the police keep asking me where she is like i kno......
If I had a GF that tried to kill my cat then I would become the true fucking psychopath
quote myself:
Most people think they want a "yandere girlfriend", and that they can handle it. Others say they could get out. Both of these are misconceptions. Yandere are obsessed with the person. So much to the extent that if someone made a joke about you, she would literally kill them. If you ever even seem to be getting relatively close to anyone, they will kill them and perhaps you. Any family you have would be gone, you would be abused by being tied up later if you continue with the relationship. Then there are those who think if they had a yandere they could escape. Fuck no. Especially no. Most wouldn't hesitate you kill you. They would be fine as long as you aren't with anyone but them. If two yandere fell in "love" with one another they would end up both dying.
The reason for the quotations around love is because its not love. It's obsession. Wanting a yandere as a girlfriend would either mean your not thinking it through/ignorant of the subject, or that you are mentally instable yourself.
Personally I would like to study a "yandere" if I ever met one. Of course that would be after I tell the police about the person. This would entail me meeting with the person. But that's only speculation if I get some experience in psychology.
Shit this is a block of text. SORRY.
I enjoyed reading this.
Very interesting. I do like having a yandere partner. Plus im a hermit. The reason why I like Yandere is that they will follow you even to the depths of hell. Im kind of mad anyway, bordering insanity. And my imaginations are all wild and uncontrollable. My social life is good though, thanks to my outer mask.
Crazy is crazy, no matter how cute.
@FRUITS CHINPO SAMURAI G I didn't read any of that I I read was nigga and laughed
@@TheOtakuPrinceSure man, being mad is gonna keep you alive from a pyschotic murderous being :)
"nintendo even makes vitural girlfriend games" Yeah but they keep everything "family friendly" in the rest of the world....yeah right.
It says on the Wiki that "Love Plus" is made by Konami so it's not technically made from Nintendo, only using their console as a platform to play the game
that's... not a nintendo game
In fairness it's entirely possible that he got his gaming companies mixed up.
Stilling waiting for that Mario dating sim. Hot damn what I wouldn't do for a night with that sexy purple beauty
Nintendo used to make hentai.
Lazy: Be sure to do some naughty things with that Like button!
Me: OK!
Me: Kidnaps it, ties it up, tortures it, cuts out its tongue.
Does the like button has a tounge
I thought it only had fingers
Don’t worry like button I’ll save you
kinky 😂😂
FU*KING TAKE ITS FINGER NAILS
See I thought naughty things was holding the like button down for too long or kissing his neck in a store. Nothing violent wow
7:59 *clears throat* coffee 😂
I want some "coffee"
dan Dan I enjoy after a long day of work to get some nice warm enjoyable coffie
Who needs "coffee" when you can get..."Energy Drinks"...
dan Dan I loved that hah
She came for Coffee and stayed for Creamer
"Are you wake?"
"Yeah no fucking shit I am"
Solid response
Special thanks to Lady White Rabbit for lending her voice to Kyoko. Check her channel out here:
ua-cam.com/channels/Zf6E8JnQF5cK41tYlLNzVA.html
+Lazy Masquerade will check her channel out...she has a wonderful voice! thx for another creepy video 😁
Lazy Masquerade she sounds different here than she does on her channel. I dunno why. but I seem to like her voice more whenever she helps out.
Lazy Masquerade got she has such a yandere style voice
its a perfect mixture of sweet and creepy
Wow, sixty ninth like. How appropriate for one of Lazy's comments
Lazy Masquerade knew I recognized that voice
"No body pillows have been harmed in the comment section"
tell that to mine's. shit just stands by itself now
@@gambucino1260 ummmm.........run?
dfghjk,mn jhgfgh lmao
I want to see a Japanese Danny Devito!
well you'd have to start with a pentagram-
@@paami4562 I read your comment in my Danny DeVito voice
So happy to be a part of the Lazy Legion! These stories were original and I just have to say that girl in story #3 was beyond bat sh.t crazy!
I JUST SCREAMED AND EVERYONE LOOKED AT ME 😂
Ximena Morales SAME 👏 my family thinks I'm crazy now!!
Ximena Morales you have been noticed
I don't fucking understand why everyone cares about you screaming.
Thank you
+Kouta “Muttsurini” Tsuchiya i dont understand it either
it really saddens me when i hear of the yakuza having so much power of the police it must be terrifying for anybody who encounters them not due to the fact they could get hurt but the fact that no one will come to help them if they do get hurt
besides that amazing video well worth the wait well done :)
Japanese Danny devito is the name of my Ska band
"i would love to have a yandere girlfrend" *BITCH NO YOU DON'T*
Hidden Masquerade YOU LOVE THAT UNTIL THEY SNIP YA TONGUE
Hidden Masquerade I feel like I do, they wouldn't actually cur something.... would they
OdiseusPrime YES THEY WOULD. IF YOU LOOK IN ANOTHER GIRLS GENERAL DIRECTION SAY GOODBYE TO ONE OF YOUR LIMBS
do you even know what yanderes are
they also cut you off from everyone else and they want you to completely focus on them. basically they're abusive too
"Like stripper crazy" - Lazy 2017
That's like... 8/10 on the scale!
Lazy Masquerade Hell ye dude!
@julien villagrana oldy (°~°)
1... 2... 3.... click read more
OK BOOMER
@julien villagrana lol whats a commer u little boomer
@julien villagrana ya alright gramma
"Imagine a Japanese Danny Devito"
sounds pretty hot imo
story 2:
HIS NAME IS TAKESHI!?!?!? I BET HE'S ONE CHALLLLENGING GUY!!! *audience laughter.mp4 plays*
Dan -Horsenwelles- Williams I actually tried it and lost my damn mind.
you can kill children in an NES game
Dan -Horsenwelles- Williams and let's not forget that you can Mormons and the demostic violence.
Dan -Horsenwelles- Williams nice.
From my experience hot chick without boyfriend are usually insane.Otherwise they would already have boyfriends.
jxsilicon9 that's really true wow 😳
It's true.
Ahah
Dude I’m cute and not ONE dude has asked me out and I’m perfectly sane☹️
Some random ghost 19 coincidences I think not
Damn Kyoko is straight up crazy when she's not being a magical girl
Kirigiri ?
@@jamesvelazquez1004 kyoko sakura my friend from pmmm
Or a high school detective.
I did naughty things to the like button, now I'm single and I think I've been put on some kind of list.
Something Dreadful what kind of list mate ???
Mcloven 03 he is on the sex offender list so he has to do the sex offender shuffle
Yes, that was the joke.
I actually wanted more yandere videos since they're very interesting, and look what showed up on my notifications!! Love hearing the stories you read and your voice is really calming. keep up the good work.
"Hopefully hoping to do more damage than she did." That poor animal's tail got amputated. How could shutting a door on its tail end up any worse?
I'm pretty sure if a tail injury happens low enough on a cat it can be deadly. I had to research this once because my cat lost a pretty good portion of her tail a few years ago.
@@mountaindewbajablast4794 Cats have tails for better balance, so it may have rendered the cat handicapped.
I abandoned a good video for a better one.
Jakob Snith I was watching Darkness Prevails, then this came. sorry dark, but Lazy was my first, and he comes first.
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When you hear Yuri's good friend is named 'Takeshi' then your mind goes to "Yuri on Ice." XD
Well anyways... God. Japan needs to level up their stalker restraining tactics
I love these Yandere stories. It is always good to hear about someone crazier than me lol I joke. Wonderful narration!
So wait are there such things as Male Yanderes?
yes but most commonly female yanderes.
yes but most commonly female yanderes.
FRobert717 Yandere can be both male and female, and the terminology doesn't change. It's just more common, in both anime and real life, for females to be yandere. Guys can be, but they seem to fit other tropes more often than not.
FRobert717 they're called abusive boyfriends or stalkers.
Candy P yep females who are crazy get called yanderes and males get called abusive
Kill me.
*Notification for Lazy pops up*
-Kill me-
Nevermind.
Lazy Masquerade, Corpse Husband, Mr nightmare and chills almost all of them uploaded on the same day ! 👻
It's like watching a movie !
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wow this comment got more likes and replies than i get in a year
funy suicide meme xd but you also commented
Fuck me
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funy suicide meme xd bruh I get 100 likes in all my comments.
junior venegas not this one!!
Fucker
Never
Ate
Flakes
I love you. The emotion in your voice has gotten so much better since you first videos
Liked before even watching because I know it'll be great! 😁
Abby Wolfe same 😁
"I wanted to help a brother out" They have that saying in Japan
noting better then watching a video about people getting fucked up by yanderes before going to sleep! :)
Better them than us!
That's why its so relaxing!
Sugar The Nerd **giggles** hehe it's okay Sugar Sama~
Yuno Gasai why do you love Yukiteru so much? XD
I mean, what's not to love about Yukiteru? Isn't he a universal God?
thanks for being a great narrator, and knowing how to put your listeners in the victim/writer's shoes, that is one thing that makes a great spooky story
on a scale of 1chan to 10chan what's the worst?
4chan. Definitely 4chan.
Lazy Masquerade what about jackie chan?
Chameleon Jackie chan is bae (;
That Guy comrade dog
Reddit
This is my new favorite channel! I've been binge watching your vids and i gotta say they're amazing! your voice fits perfectly with the stories and I hope you get even more subs! keep up the great work!
When we gonna get "3 Real Life TSUNDERE stories from 2CHAN" you baka!
I'll get my translation slaves on it at some point.
Lazy Masquerade yeah man! Please do! Tsunderes may be cute to have in anime, but they're utter possessive bitches in real life!
Lazy Masquerade pretty please?
Outer Zevin Not like i like you or anything, your so dumb dipshit.
Outer Zevin let's do it!!!!
I love all your content, but your Yandere stories especially. I'm currently living in Japan now, but fortunately haven't encountered a yandere yet lol.
How about now?
Unfortunately 😳
@@khalil7011 *fortunately
With Miku...
Takeshi is fucked if he hooks up with her.
Takeshi is fucked if he doesn't.
Either way he's fucked.
So he might as well enjoyed it.
Lazy, I love these stories! I actually catch myself rooting for certain people in the stories haha. But my favorites are definitely skinwalker, glitch in the matrix, butterfly effect, folklore videos that you've made. Keep up the good work man.
Yumi came to my place for some {cofee} yeah right
why have a murderous yandere gf when u can have a protective yazuka bf uwu
jen nyahaha why have any everything both of those could do my right hand does better
Miku... Miku. Miku?! Miku hatsune, wth are you doing?! You cant just cheat on Luka!!
Desdemona Horiona and shes a stripper apparently
@@Sawdustinthemakeup It was probably a collab song between HachiOuji-P, GigaReol and Minato.
As if she didn't already cheat on her with the Kagamines...
@@joannamysluk8623 She cheated with Gumi too smh💔💔
Lazy's stories about yanderes are my all time favorite! Who else thinks the same? Great video Lazy!
these are one of my favorite topics you are the best lazy!!
Glad to hear it bro - keep rocking.
tHAT LAST STORY MESSED ME UP WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
It's always a good day when lazy uploads 🤗
mama had a chicken, mama had a cow. Dad was proud he didn't care how!
The Devils General
lol so funny
cow and chicken from cartoon network
kyle hoffmaster
yesss I 😍 that cartoon it's so damned fun lol goodnight Fluffy 💘✌
why do all these stories just happen to occur in Japan
David Shanesy They're from 2Chan, a Japanese site
Dragon Vazquez I mean the "Yandere" stories, I do not think I have heard one outside of Japan
David Shanesy Because yandere's are Japanese?
Bossasin okay fine, "creepy stalker girls" stories?
Well in that case, they're not. lol.
*Horror story intensifing increased*
Notification squad heck yeah!
here's a yandere story
yuno gasai
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HELLO :D
STAY AWAY FROM MAI YUKKI
MWAWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
You MONSTER
>:D
That last story broke my heart honestly
LM thanks for the new vid! You're simply the best , better than all the rest . That's a good lyric for a song ! :). Seriously , you're very good!
Lazy, corpse husband, chills and mr nightmare all uploaded today😊
Wow, that Kyoko is fucking mental, since it's 4:20am I shall have to miss the rest of the video but definitely listening to it tomorrow, excellent stuff, Lazy, keep up the great work!
damn lazy, your japanese pronunciation is on point!
Well... He lives in Japan...
"Nintendo even makes virtual girlfriend games"
since when-
Since never.
For the second story and I know it's redundant but thank god for the second amendment here in the US.
can we just take a moment to honor lazy for this work tbh
The 7: Gloomyhouse, Mr.nightmare, Scaretheater, Blameitonjorge, Reignbot, Corpse Husband and Lazy masquerade are my favourite youtube channels.
“She was becoming more of a hassle then she was worth!” Lmao
The quiet ones are the best.😉 where are the guy yandere stories? Anyway I love these stories.
Each story was A+ level quality, which I wasn't expecting. Well done!
I JUST SAW THE TITLE OF THE VID AND SCREAMED. LOVE YOUR YANDERE STORIES!!!
"Nintendo even makes virtual girlfriend games."
You better not mean my Harvest Moon.
OMG, when he said "Yumi, what are you doing baby?"
My ❤️ melted. 😍😍😍
Omg, I needed this. Thanks for posting it on my birthday c:
Good thing I have a jar of peanut butter and my dog.
The Media at least you didn't say cuzin and lube now ik your not from Alabama
Mcloven 03 My cousin actually does say she's in love with me. I'm from Tennessee
The Media I thought you'd say good thing I have candy and a young male neighbor
KatieDaFox thought about it.
the celibacy phenomenon is really interesting. I wonder if there are also boyfriend simulators and boyfriends for hire? are all genders equally uninterested in dating?
I've heard from Japanese American students that their parents aren't very affectionate outwardly bc it's not polite... I wonder if that's part of it?
if anyone Japanese could weigh in, I'd be interested!
Not Japanese, but I did see this on one of my other fav. channels "JustKiddingNews" (a ch. made up of mostly Asian guys/girls who share viewer submitted news articles from around the world that are not typical, or strange). They showed an article about this. Girls are paying for a "boyfriend" experience/play pretend for a fee. It's just so strange how something so intimate and special is being marketed and sold, in turn making something great seem shallow, and forced. So fake. I couldn't do it. But to each his own.
As for Asian culture and affection, well, I know from personal exp. that my Asian/Caucasian bf of 5 yrs. wasn't really given a lot of affection or nurturing growing up. It was strange. Sort of a disconnect between his Asian Mom being loving and nurturing in an American sense. I just showed him vicariously how to be more loving and endearing. He sure was beautiful though.
What i have seen with Asian women from all the countries having a birthrate collapse is the same thing nobody wants to hear.... the young women today are not interested in signing up to be a man's slave, have babies, take care of her parents and his and still work and still bear almost all the domestic responsibilities. They feel overwhelmed, under appreciated and under supported and thus even if they want kids cant see a way to make it work. I can't blame them.
The men have different but parallel fears, the pressures of providing for a whole family, and their parents are more than they can do. They already work 60 hours a week and can't imagine how on earth they would find more time or make more money. Many also have little interest in working 90 hour weeks and never seeing their kids. They want to be more involved but don't see how the math works. Theres also the not wanting to have their wife work and have strangers raise their kids but don't see any other options that allow people to live a good quality of life.
That last story was just really sad :(
In my opinion honestly,I think the 2nd story was really sad cuz now we'll never know out the 3 scenarios about what really happened to Takeshi poor man.😔
Not sure why but the 2chan stories are my favourite. Glad to see more of them.
These stories are my favourite, i appreciate you lazy>
Lazy and corpse husband in the same night!!! Definitely another late night 😂😂 #notificationgang
The 3rd one made me so pissed and heart broken 💔 like dammit how can someone live a normal life without someone you've know your whole life being taken from you by another person you thought you knew?
*fixes throat* "Coffee"
I love your content, keep up the good work! I really don't know why people say your voice is annoying, it's really comfortable for me, when I get bored. I watch one of your new videos!
coffee you say 🌚🌚🌚
Thanks for having me here! Always thrilled to be the crazy stalker bitch of your stories Lazy ;)
The Grudge in a nutshell
so corpse, mr.nightmare, and lazy all uploaded today! i know someone is going to mention it, so i thought i would. but you know what? mine is on its way tonight as well. not that it's that important, but it makes me just as happy. :P
No one:
Literally not a soul:
Japan: *JaPaNeSe DaNnY DeViTo*
I'm high and I heard it and almost threw up from the hit
I laughed so hard
Suzume story - Maybe Jiro might've had a chance if the ambulance got there earlier. Or not, but still, weird that they only called for it after Suzume was cuffed.
Unfortunately, I CAN relate all too well :(
Great video as always!
If you can read this, you’re not alone and I’m sorry
I absolutely love your yandere / Japanese stories! You are also by far the best horror narrator on UA-cam, much love🖤
*initiating maximum senpai*
I adore the Yakuza stories. I wish you'd post more. Including other mafia and cult stories.
Nothing more romantic than being chased by a crazy overly obsessed chick with a giant knife xD
Wish I could say I couldn’t relate...but I can. My first girlfriend was absolutely mental. Threatened to call the cops because some dude tried to talk to me and my friend, cried when I wanted to go out with my family, and even threatened multiple times to end her life because I didn’t do something she wanted. After we broke up, she stalked me for months after. Mysterious phone calls, relentless texts and voicemails, and even to this day years later is trying to find things out about me. Lesson learned, don’t listen to a preacher who wears a false robe.
That last story was dark omfg, more of these story's for sure!! 🖤🖤🖤
Are you available?
I cried a little when i saw Lazy Masquerade AND Mr. Nightmare uploaded on the same day !!
Is the picture at 22:10 the meme of the black guy in the dark?