3 Scary TRUE Craigslist Horror Stories

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  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +1108

    Hey guys, it’s pretty hard to find new Craigslist stories nowadays since they’ve been covered by so many others. Either way, I hope you’ll enjoy these ones, you magnificent bastards (⌐■ ͜ʖ■)

  • @kragary
    @kragary 8 років тому +1370

    Meanwhile, Jenny is somewhere telling her version of the first story: This one time, I was selling my old maternity clothes on Craigslist, and this woman was supposed to come and pick them up. Instead of her these two big burly guys in a truck showed up. I'm so glad all my brothers were there, cause I'm pretty sure these guys were serial killers - they had all these power tools with them and they looked really disappointed when they saw there were only guys there, instead of just me!

    • @orania8033
      @orania8033 7 років тому +83

      kragary 😂😂😂 This comment really tickled me! Thank you!

    • @kyuutatsu
      @kyuutatsu 5 років тому +28

      I looked up so fast when Lazy said my name, I was like "wut?" xD

    • @xydoit2024
      @xydoit2024 5 років тому +63

      There was a story about woman bought clothes in craigslist and she tried to killed her and took her baby from her womb.

    • @krbenc5811
      @krbenc5811 5 років тому +8

      I'm screaming hahahahaha!!!

    • @assholiolopez7400
      @assholiolopez7400 5 років тому +23

      @@xydoit2024 that happened in the town i live in longmont, Colorado

  • @FortniteLegend44
    @FortniteLegend44 8 років тому +874

    Big Bernie is a real pal

  • @namiroth
    @namiroth 5 років тому +536

    "I like to think the best of people"
    5 seconds earlier:
    "I never leave the house without a knife on my boot and a sidearm on my waist"

    • @MaxTheDog167
      @MaxTheDog167 4 роки тому +23

      That was before they started watching Lazy, once they did they changed their stance haha ;)!

    • @Mark_CTN
      @Mark_CTN 4 роки тому +11

      @Red Masked Villains i think you've missed the whole point of trust there buddy 😂

    • @davidstone9154
      @davidstone9154 4 роки тому +13

      @@Mark_CTN As far as having a firearm or other type of weapon goes, it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. I on the other hand don't trust anyone, people are scumbags who care only about themselves and their own wants/needs.

    • @yellowlemonmothfreak
      @yellowlemonmothfreak 4 роки тому +6

      Tbf if you go into peoples houses for work alone on something like Craigslist that’s probably for the better

    • @scsharkhunter407
      @scsharkhunter407 3 роки тому +4

      I carry a gun, 4 spare mags and a knife. But I certainly don't think the best of people.

  • @Hellfreezer
    @Hellfreezer 8 років тому +484

    Social etiquette won't do you much good when someone is wearing your entrails.

  • @fingersalh1
    @fingersalh1 8 років тому +629

    7 men standing in a circle. fuck social etiquette my ass would've been noping the hell out of there.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +74

      You and me both, lol.

    • @kanyebest1181
      @kanyebest1181 8 років тому +7

      Lazy, whats the meaning of life?

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +42

      Karatemaster07 UA-cam.

    • @kanyebest1181
      @kanyebest1181 8 років тому +6

      Lazy Masquerade Shit, i'd assumed it'd be craigslist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @deadaccount9071
      @deadaccount9071 8 років тому +8

      +Lazy Masquerade What's scarier: one of these stories or the fact that Donald Trump is running for president? I mean, I know you wouldn't be affected by it as much as your viewers in America, but it would still affect you to some degree.

  • @TheVampirePredator
    @TheVampirePredator 8 років тому +815

    "You got the money?"
    No Cletus, I came with a pocket full of IOUs.

  • @BritGirlJay
    @BritGirlJay 8 років тому +274

    After what happened to that poor lady who was almost killed by a 'seller' cutting open her stomach to steal her baby, i would never EVER get any baby clothes/pregnancy stuff from that site. Local Goodwill stores (opShops in Aus and Charity shops in UK) will do just fine.

    • @aminabesmilin4691
      @aminabesmilin4691 8 років тому +13

      Exactly! That story did it for me! I was like NOPE never purchasing ANYTHING like that off Craigslist anymore..

    • @iamaperson89
      @iamaperson89 8 років тому

      I thought that was. the story they told

    • @jimjim6192
      @jimjim6192 8 років тому

      +1tsybitsyspider thats true, so stupid !

    • @SexyButCurious
      @SexyButCurious 8 років тому +4

      Yeah I think it was stupid for that woman to use Craigslist for maternity wear. If she lives in the US, she could of gone to Consignment stores that also sell baby clothes, Ross/Marshall/TJ Max or even Walmart.

    • @dashamakarova1380
      @dashamakarova1380 8 років тому +28

      Just to throw in my 5 cents, because i am going through similar life situation to give a different perspective. It's not completely stupid to buy stuff (pregnant or not) off craigslist. I just had a baby, and being a neat person I have maternity clothes, snoogle and all the stuff in nearly perfect condition that I trying to get rid off dirt cheap (like 20% of what i bought for max). The thing is not to give your address, I don't even give my real name, and meet on neutral territory full of people, like I always offer to meet by nearby Montessori school with cameras and security step away so BOTH of us can feel safe. If they want to meet at my or their house, fuck outta here, and never reply.

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +287

    A big thank you to Anthony Salinas for this amazingly creepy thumbnail. Check out more of his pieces via the link in the description!

  • @lisamichelle9425
    @lisamichelle9425 4 роки тому +112

    "They weren't hillbillies exactly, but they were of a similar breed"
    Exactly what I say about my family back in West Virginia.

  • @sostef
    @sostef 8 років тому +285

    It's funny how humans try to logic creepy stuff away.. Trust your instincts and just NOPE the F out!

    • @pickleddylan9714
      @pickleddylan9714 6 років тому +9

      Yes funnee huoomanns. Glad to be one too and not a glorp hahahhha

    • @PolarisCastillo
      @PolarisCastillo 5 років тому +9

      "Social etiquette is a hell of a thing" NO its not fool, just LEAVE.

  • @eaglewinnings8003
    @eaglewinnings8003 2 роки тому +13

    “Social etiquette is a hell of a powerful thing”. Such an incredible, rarely before heard quote.

  • @Slurms19
    @Slurms19 7 років тому +287

    "I want you to know that I'm a gay man. How old are you by the way?"
    Now THAT'S a pickup line!

  • @walkingcypress7314
    @walkingcypress7314 8 років тому +264

    Isn't everything on Craigslist a horror story?

  • @zero1188
    @zero1188 8 років тому +112

    when it comes to craigslist always meet in public. never go alone. and show up 30 minutes ahead of time to in order to scout out area

    • @patriciacramer4366
      @patriciacramer4366 5 років тому +2

      zero people are really stupid. I will never go on Craigslist.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 5 років тому +8

      Mid 2000s we got internet safety education in high school. We knew exactly how to go about meeting anyone from online, how to spot catfishes keep our webcams safe all that stuff. Seems like our class doesn’t get taught nearly enough.

    • @SlendyGirlProductions
      @SlendyGirlProductions 5 років тому +5

      And always bring something to defend yourself with

    • @sadie_cat
      @sadie_cat 5 років тому +7

      And if you're female, bring at least one male friend or relative you trust

    • @Debland1989
      @Debland1989 4 роки тому

      Zero I don’t think any deal is worth the risk

  • @missebonie7169
    @missebonie7169 8 років тому +221

    big Bernie Is the real mvp

  • @branman81794
    @branman81794 8 років тому +84

    I've sold on craigslist a few times and always made them meet me in walmart parking lot during the day, I've never had problems. I wouldn't go to anybodys house or give them my address

    • @Lucas-tg3hv
      @Lucas-tg3hv 8 років тому +12

      Police department best Craig list meet up

    • @koko-gk6rs
      @koko-gk6rs 4 роки тому +2

      @KnVsMom oh god, that's horrible

    • @travelwithnou
      @travelwithnou 2 роки тому

      Common sense people would know what to do to be safe, and real people would know where is the best place to meet. Those people like these stories are just stupidd.

  • @assortedhuman5168
    @assortedhuman5168 8 років тому +334

    I almost died laughing with the "he put his little buddy away".

  • @Halpin2006
    @Halpin2006 8 років тому +128

    Lazy, whenever someone rings my doorbell, I always peek out my front office window through its curtains and look to the porch. Then I can tell if I want to answer the door or not. During the night, I keep my porch light on, but my office dark. If anyone rings the doorbell late at night, I can quietly walk to my office couch, sit, and peek out. I can see them, but they can't see me. Luckily, the only time anyone ever rang at 3 AM was the police during October, asking about my blinking strobe porch light, which was setup as a Halloween effect.

    • @-xiirusthetwat-5481
      @-xiirusthetwat-5481 5 років тому +2

      Halpin2006 i know i am crazy late, but thats pretty clever man. Nice!

    • @tylermiller6820
      @tylermiller6820 4 роки тому +8

      I had what turned out to be Mormons at my door at 11 at night. Needless to say they didn't stay long when a dude with a gun in his hands wearing silkies answered the door.

  • @KevNinjaBender
    @KevNinjaBender 8 років тому +285

    Moral of these stories; use eBay

    • @bugboy4241
      @bugboy4241 7 років тому +2

      omg YAS

    • @fizzylavie17
      @fizzylavie17 6 років тому +9

      you mean _amazon_

    • @boulder6578
      @boulder6578 6 років тому +16

      no you use bernie

    • @SlendyGirlProductions
      @SlendyGirlProductions 5 років тому +2

      True Moral:Just Don’t use any of these services

    • @mw9688
      @mw9688 5 років тому +4

      Theresia L
      There are treasures that eBay has that amazon wont.

  • @tigerex777
    @tigerex777 8 років тому +76

    If these Craigslists stories are actually real (I'm highly skeptical of them) why the bloody heck would anyone agree to meet someone at their houses or their own? unless it's some big forniture like a couch in which case I would take several guy friends with me. And if the direction leads to some shady out of nowhere place and the house looks dirty and abandoned? why the hell get out? why not tell yourself "hell I'm not risking my life for some furniture or babies clothes or whatever" and just drive away??? Is it really that difficult to process?

    • @gamerinavangaming
      @gamerinavangaming 4 роки тому +8

      Especially because nobody would want clothing or furniture from a run down place like this..

    • @RussophileAmethystTsarina30
      @RussophileAmethystTsarina30 3 роки тому +3

      People are that stupid!

    • @vaellyth
      @vaellyth 2 роки тому +3

      The first story was probably made up (Bernie's truck turns into a van among other things) but you are absolutely right. It's something someone in a horror movie would do. c':

  • @sylvv1620
    @sylvv1620 8 років тому +54

    "Number 3."
    - Hears joyful music playing and looks up to see a Walmart ad -
    wow thanks

  • @deishiva8518
    @deishiva8518 8 років тому +93

    +Lazy Masquerade - Always fascinated by psychopathic people. Weird how minor glitches in neural wiring affects the brain. Thanks for the video :)

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +39

      Or how seemingly normal people can just snap one day because of the smallest thing. Humans are spoopy >.

    • @deishiva8518
      @deishiva8518 8 років тому +5

      Touché. Spoopy ass humans! :)

    • @summonedduelist8050
      @summonedduelist8050 8 років тому +3

      +Lazy Masquerade thanks for the awesome stories bro I really feel that you deserve more subscribers and nice new intro

    • @Official_Doge
      @Official_Doge 8 років тому +5

      Psychopaths aren't people you want to be involved with, my neighbor/classmate is a rapist/serial killer in the making.

    • @deishiva8518
      @deishiva8518 8 років тому +3

      +Doge - That's creepy. I hope you have good locks on your house. (Maybe start carrying a cattle prod too.) Best of luck. Stay safe.

  • @itech301
    @itech301 8 років тому +161

    Craigslist needs to update their web design.... It's not 1996 anymore

    • @Gayredheadbitch94
      @Gayredheadbitch94 5 років тому

      yep

    • @Cuteilation
      @Cuteilation 5 років тому +9

      Who cares? It's their website and there's nothing wrong with it. What's so bad about older things?

    • @joshadams7114
      @joshadams7114 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah what's so bad about older things

    • @mitziolet
      @mitziolet 4 роки тому +3

      yea i kinda like it actually

    • @lcceo22
      @lcceo22 4 роки тому +5

      If it ain't broke....

  • @d.m7176
    @d.m7176 7 років тому +47

    This guy deserves millions of subscribers. His content is awesome.

  • @thebayoudiaries8389
    @thebayoudiaries8389 8 років тому +113

    I didn't know bernie sanders was in to collecting power tools.

    • @Manamanamana36
      @Manamanamana36 4 роки тому +1

      He's into collecting all your shit

    • @blueelixir4292
      @blueelixir4292 4 роки тому +2

      Nah he doesn’t collect he just shares everyone else’s things.

    • @ジュニパーベリー
      @ジュニパーベリー 4 роки тому +1

      he’s little bernie, not big bernie

    • @neo-didact9285
      @neo-didact9285 4 роки тому +3

      I thought he preffered simple tools like hammers & sickles?

  • @HobLobbington
    @HobLobbington 8 років тому +495

    'big bernie'
    FEEL THE BERN

    • @zbauman7437
      @zbauman7437 8 років тому +1

      +Kynan Colrain omg lol

    • @ceibacat
      @ceibacat 8 років тому +1

      +Dillon Flannery and you are a filthy rich conservitive republican

    • @ixgracee
      @ixgracee 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @shawndaply
      @shawndaply 8 років тому +10

      +Dillon Flannery quit watching Fox News or cnn , educate yourself with some research and not by what bias bigoted ass-hats tell you. Then leave a comment that is not full of shit

    • @soravsgoku123
      @soravsgoku123 8 років тому

      He kept the man safe

  • @jenicdarling9690
    @jenicdarling9690 8 років тому +5

    I drove across North Florida on a trip and went through the country side. the land are huge and loads of creepy houses and barns. it was so creepy it made me think that they could have their own prisoner in any part on their land, and Noone would even know.

  • @biancathomson5262
    @biancathomson5262 8 років тому +285

    with the first story, as soon as I heard they had disappointment on their face I immediately thought of rape

  • @risavsahu4666
    @risavsahu4666 8 років тому +1

    What I like most about your videos is that you don't only entertain us with the spookyness, but also educate us how to be careful with certain people all around the world. I see you have a lot of teenage and rather young viewers. And me being one of them, I'll admit that I really don't have any good knowledge about people, bad ones in particular. So I just wanna say you're doing a fantastic job in making us more aware of all the bad people out there and make us more careful with each new video.

  • @doesitreallymatter-km8to
    @doesitreallymatter-km8to 8 років тому +30

    When he said number three an add came on and it said "what makes people in Connecticut so special" and I was dying laughing from it

  • @coreygarland5715
    @coreygarland5715 2 роки тому +3

    Lazy Masquerade you and Mr. Nightmare are two of the best horror story tellers on UA-cam

  • @Harrieta1337
    @Harrieta1337 8 років тому +34

    Craig has a fucked up list.

  • @JTC91
    @JTC91 8 років тому +2

    I love listening these when driving to work. Thank you for what you do. We all really appreciate it.

  • @skippy6660
    @skippy6660 8 років тому +85

    pizza guy is at my door I better be armed when answering the door.

    • @ggwolf6623
      @ggwolf6623 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @SlendyGirlProductions
      @SlendyGirlProductions 5 років тому +2

      Pizza Guy:“Uh that’ll be $5”
      Me:”WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYING TO DO MY KID!” Points gun

    • @scsharkhunter407
      @scsharkhunter407 3 роки тому +1

      We answer the door with a gun. We live in the middle of nowhere tho and have an AR next to the door for answering strangers.

  • @RubyofBlue
    @RubyofBlue 8 років тому +43

    Honestly, number two had me laughing hard.

  • @christinaedwards857
    @christinaedwards857 8 років тому +24

    Story 2 - The old man needed a good kick in the nuts.
    Story 3 - I would never open my door to anyone especially late at night. If I dropped something on my yard or driveway, then I'll just get it in the morning.

  • @joea.9969
    @joea.9969 7 років тому +30

    The maternity clothes story makes me freaking angry. Especially that the cops didn't seen to give a crap they should have taken fingerprints at least.

    • @eralptoker696
      @eralptoker696 Рік тому +1

      Yh like I am pretty sure they should be able to contact the person from the email and send an undercover or start an investigation or sth

  • @freddblackmood
    @freddblackmood 8 років тому +8

    Love listening to your storytelling Lazy! Please never stop!

  • @maebrecht9555
    @maebrecht9555 7 років тому +1

    You're UA-cam's #1 horror story narrator. I love your videos and you're so fantastic. please never stop!!

  • @FuckFace-rg4gf
    @FuckFace-rg4gf 8 років тому +345

    This Craig guy be having a fucked up list fam

  • @spnchick4438
    @spnchick4438 8 років тому +4

    Personally, even in the daytime, if someone rings the doorbell, I instinctively look out the window first. If it's someone I don't recognize, especially, a male, or someone I'm not expecting, I don't answer the door. Once my dogs stop barking, I'll assume they're gone, and I'll double check myself. Even if it's some delivery person or the mailman with a package, for me to sign, I never open the door, more than an arm's width. As of lately, there have been stories in the news, of people dressing, up as delivery personnel, just to rob people. What a sad and dangerous world we live in. 😔☹

  • @akiray1999
    @akiray1999 8 років тому +41

    big bernie sounds lit

  • @gallowscalibrator4368
    @gallowscalibrator4368 8 років тому

    Whenever I hear CraigsList horror stories on UA-cam, I always get the disturbing feeling that these people are still out there, anywhere on the internet. Chilling... Please do more in the future to come!

  • @shaunkelly5554
    @shaunkelly5554 8 років тому +15

    How about trucker horror stories? Or road trip or driving at night stories? Hitchhiker stories

    • @MirasaurusRex
      @MirasaurusRex 3 роки тому +1

      As a woman who often travels alone and sleeps in truck stop parking lots hold a knife - please.

  • @MrNightmare-vz1iw
    @MrNightmare-vz1iw 8 років тому +171

    I really enjoyed this video. Have a good one :)

  • @koromaru3721
    @koromaru3721 7 років тому +5

    "The sound of Bernie's power drill" RIGHT AS THAT LINE WAS SAID, A POWER TOOL WENT OFF AND I think I just about shit my pants.

  • @daniellevalentine7308
    @daniellevalentine7308 8 років тому

    these stories really make my heart beat and cause me to have ghost bumps.. this is the hardest I have had listeing to a story. I keep having to pause now and then to calm down.

  • @TheInfamousone99
    @TheInfamousone99 8 років тому +21

    This is why I don't use craigslist.

  • @emmagraves631
    @emmagraves631 8 років тому +2

    I love your videos so much!!! I study criminal psychology, and these are very useful! Also, you're voice is freaking beautiful :3

    • @nightsky4949
      @nightsky4949 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @Yandereiter
      @Yandereiter 8 років тому

      +Emma Graves These videos are actually good material to study psychology

  • @Cann1bal_pr1ncess
    @Cann1bal_pr1ncess 7 років тому +34

    "We are outmanned, and for all we know - out gunned."
    OUT NUMBERED
    OUT PLANNED
    WE GOTTA TAKE AN ALL OUT STAND
    AND YO IM GUNNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN

    • @mattblake6247
      @mattblake6247 6 років тому +4

      Tevinter are you racist I hope not because I don't like the koo klucks klan
      I'm white and I'm not even a fan
      My brother is though his name is Stan
      The last time they chased me I ran
      I think your beautiful can I have your number? If not DAMN

    • @uhhhhhhh-mn3zf
      @uhhhhhhh-mn3zf 6 років тому

      I was gonna comment that-

    • @sadie_cat
      @sadie_cat 5 років тому +1

      @@mattblake6247 what the hell

    • @catudraws8497
      @catudraws8497 4 роки тому

      Matt Blake Wtf creep

  • @julieoshea2788
    @julieoshea2788 8 років тому +1

    Way to go Lazy, so close to 300,000! Brilliant stories, you're a top narrator. 👍🏻

  • @carlovincetti4538
    @carlovincetti4538 3 роки тому +5

    If that guy's wife would have gone with them her creep meter would have saved them all by turning them around knowing the house looked abandoned.

  • @nativerain4054
    @nativerain4054 8 років тому +2

    I like your channel the best. The videos have actual names, and sure are scarier than alot other YT channels. Yours is geared more towards older people & not just for teenagers imo.

    • @JumpinJackClash
      @JumpinJackClash 8 років тому

      What exactly do you mean by "The videos have actual names"?

    • @nativerain4054
      @nativerain4054 8 років тому +2

      +Liam Walsh oh, that they all have actual titles to the stories. I was on a channel where they just numbered the stories. I prefer titles. Some put the titles in the link section. Lazy M puts the titles in the videos, which is awesome.

  • @vickypinkblue
    @vickypinkblue 8 років тому +5

    That first story very f-d up, sick and crazy ppl out there !! Great video though !!👍☺

  • @angeladetrizio9522
    @angeladetrizio9522 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for a scary video. Love your older videos. Very interesting. ❤😊

  • @ZaxxonHK47
    @ZaxxonHK47 8 років тому +6

    The story with the clothes was hilarious! The accent combined with all the hillbilly wannabe and deliverance talk xD I laughed out loud, it was supposed to be scary!

  • @averydevine7839
    @averydevine7839 8 років тому

    One of my absolute favorite channels, hands down!! Thanks for making videos.

  • @jailbreaker813
    @jailbreaker813 8 років тому +5

    For the first story, a great ending would've been: "I am terrified by power tools to this day."

  • @isles8768
    @isles8768 7 років тому

    Iv been ill for the past few days so iv just been binge watching all your channel keep up the good work

  • @kitty-cat9966
    @kitty-cat9966 8 років тому +12

    some times I like to read the comments while I'm listening to these stories

  • @jayvonwebb4864
    @jayvonwebb4864 8 років тому +1

    Loving the frequency of the videos!!! Keep it up. Love you lazy!!!!!! :)

  • @Brandon-di2km
    @Brandon-di2km 8 років тому +20

    Don't answer the door unless you're armed? That's bad-ass haha

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 3 роки тому

      Then you see a doppelganger of Eva Braun outside your door and you would put your gun down then you would try to seduce the doppelganger of Eva Braun. I show black guys pictures of Eva Braun and ask the black guys if they would travel to the year 1940 to meet Eva Braun and the common black guys says yes to that idea even thou hot Eva Braun was Hitler wife.

  • @MuzzySkeleton
    @MuzzySkeleton 8 років тому

    Hey Lazy, I wanted to ask : What is your favorite horror book/ novel? Favorite cryptic creature?
    Keep up your cool scary story readings, your accent makes them more awesome

  • @elle_rose_xx
    @elle_rose_xx 3 роки тому +4

    ‘I like to think the best of people’ says the man who always has a knife in his car and a sidearm

  • @joshuakim3382
    @joshuakim3382 8 років тому

    You tell these stories really well, really enjoyed them!

  • @thomasbaron5367
    @thomasbaron5367 8 років тому +4

    12:47 "his little buddy..." haha xD

  • @sunrisesofi450
    @sunrisesofi450 8 років тому

    Thanks for the awesome videos Lazy! Always enjoy listening any time of the day :)

  • @lelandgrover8514
    @lelandgrover8514 5 років тому +10

    "social etiquette is a hell of a powerful thing'' Yeah no if I was in what I felt was a potentially dangerous situation I'd have no qualms about throwing social etiquette out the fucking window.

    • @T-800I
      @T-800I 3 роки тому +5

      In other words, he was too chicken shit to do anything.

  • @RadioLimb0
    @RadioLimb0 8 років тому

    I appreciate the content and work you put into your videos Lazy. Nicely done.

  • @The_Sharktocrab
    @The_Sharktocrab 3 роки тому +3

    So in the last story they say theres a pane of glass in the door so they dont want to walk past, but also say that they didnt know who was on the other side of the door until they opened it. They also say the doorbell isnt audible to the boyfriend in the basement but then that boyfriend hears her talking to someone from roughly the same distance the doorbell would ring from.... seems fishy

  • @SLJR16
    @SLJR16 8 років тому +2

    Craigslist is full of shady people. I still remember this time I went to go check out a house to rent. This old guy greeted me and then said to follow him to the place. We were at the house he advertised, but he said that one wasn't for rent. I followed him to some shitty looking house and he seemed to be offended that I wouldn't check it out. There were other people there and it just felt weird so I left. It was not what he advertised and definitely not worth what he wanted. It may not have been anything bad, but I didn't trust him. I stopped using Craigslist after that. I used it three times and all three times ended awkwardly.

  • @anastassiamarr5876
    @anastassiamarr5876 8 років тому +7

    New Lazy Masquerade story? FUCK YES.

  • @Reinrosannir
    @Reinrosannir 8 років тому

    Great work once again. Glad you're gonna hit 300k soon.

  • @lanceavats8881
    @lanceavats8881 8 років тому +24

    That is why you always carry a fucking gun or knife when you go anywhere weather it be to respond to a craigslist ad or to get a chicken sandwich.

  • @aletheafleming1142
    @aletheafleming1142 8 років тому

    Your voice is so relaxing I literally nearly fell asleep lmao keep itup ! :D

  • @mariao6813
    @mariao6813 8 років тому +3

    Great vid Lazy. Every time I hear a story like the first one, I listen for the banjos. 😉

  • @MirasaurusRex
    @MirasaurusRex 3 роки тому +2

    I have entered a stranger off Craigslist's house twice, one time being to receive free pierogis, and I am thrilled to report that I was not murdered.

  • @MANGKANORMIDNIGHT69
    @MANGKANORMIDNIGHT69 8 років тому +24

    Hi Lazy, I've been subbed to you since Dec. last year. I'm just commenting to let you know you are doing EVERYTHING right! I'd like a reply from you so I know you know that I exist! :D

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +34

      Your existence has been noted. Thanks for watching.

  • @alfonsobutz5799
    @alfonsobutz5799 8 років тому +1

    THANK YOU FOR THE SCARY STORIES!!!

  • @OpticObsidiaN
    @OpticObsidiaN 8 років тому +10

    Lazy how do you feel about your channel growing faster than my fingernails?

  • @ZukiChaaaaan
    @ZukiChaaaaan 8 років тому

    This is the first video I've ever seen of this guy but the way he swears made me laugh everytime lol
    DEFinetly subbing, luckily there are tons of videos so I won't run out of them like before :D

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc 8 років тому +9

    If I lived out in the boonies and was going to meet a seller down in the hollow somewhere deep and isolated, I'd be certain to come strapped. I'd have my .45 pressed against my back and my buddy would surely have anything comparable or larger than a 9mm at the very LEAST. Preferably we'd both come with .45s. No matter how big they may be, no hillybilly will chase you after seeing their friend's face explode and disappear from their head.

  • @insertedgyusernamehere169
    @insertedgyusernamehere169 8 років тому

    It's 9:30, on a school night, I'm already paranoid, sounds like the perfect time to watch this.

  • @biancablack1207
    @biancablack1207 8 років тому +3

    Thanks for the upload LAZY just what I needed for the night and end of week cheers💋💋💋🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 3 роки тому

      Are you related to Sam Jones the third known as Pete Ross on the show Smallville?

  • @joshuadawick9199
    @joshuadawick9199 8 років тому

    Nice vid man! Keep up the great work!

  • @jmattson7653
    @jmattson7653 8 років тому +9

    I AM NEVER LET ME REPEAT,NEVER!!!!!USING CRAIGSLIST EVER IN MY LIFE!!!

  • @Seijarts
    @Seijarts 8 років тому

    Thank you so much for your hard work making these videos for us Lazy!

  • @mackenzie5036
    @mackenzie5036 8 років тому +12

    first story is creepy af

  • @MikeB071
    @MikeB071 2 роки тому +1

    Everybody should have a friend like Big Bernie.

  • @roberto372
    @roberto372 8 років тому +77

    And that's why you carry a gun.

    • @peepeepoopoo7182
      @peepeepoopoo7182 5 років тому +3

      guns are weapons we don’t need lol it’s not 1776

    • @Not_Sure_81
      @Not_Sure_81 5 років тому +5

      Carry every day

    • @melanielanphier
      @melanielanphier 5 років тому +14

      @@peepeepoopoo7182 you won't think that when some dude wants to beats your ass, and stab you.

    • @dionysus3774
      @dionysus3774 5 років тому +6

      @@melanielanphier Let him learn that the hard way.

  • @judyclements5169
    @judyclements5169 5 років тому

    I just love listening to you tell these stories ❤️

  • @Catglittercrafts
    @Catglittercrafts 8 років тому +24

    omg, the gay guy story had me laughing and cringing at the same time

  • @xolli95x
    @xolli95x 8 років тому +5

    Love it man

    • @xolli95x
      @xolli95x 8 років тому +5

      Your narrating talent is fucking magnificent

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +8

      Haha, you're too kind dude.

    • @goat1893
      @goat1893 8 років тому

      Omg HE replied

    • @xolli95x
      @xolli95x 8 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade Why thank you sir

  • @shibasalty26
    @shibasalty26 8 років тому

    why don't you got 1 mill yet this is a awesome channel

  • @Mooseankle
    @Mooseankle 6 років тому +5

    _and remember..._
    * leans in towards microphone * *the best things happen, in the dark.*

  • @kylemartin8300
    @kylemartin8300 8 років тому +1

    Love the new opening song. Keep up the good work lazy.

  • @penelopepaz3105
    @penelopepaz3105 8 років тому +7

    At least the 2nd guy got his money

  • @rooster261
    @rooster261 8 років тому

    nothin better than laying in bed after a long day and listening to a new Lazy video :) keep up the videos, they are muy bueno!

  • @mojododo85
    @mojododo85 8 років тому +8

    Why would anyone be buying maternity clothes so close to their due date? A little hard to believe that first one was

    • @antisocialbutt3rfly
      @antisocialbutt3rfly 8 років тому

      Yeah I just thought of that

    • @Ferose02
      @Ferose02 8 років тому

      She wasn't close to her due date. She just had morning sickness one day and asked the guy to go pick up the clothes. Or maybe she might have totally like that pretty clothe online and really wanted to have it

    • @mojododo85
      @mojododo85 8 років тому +2

      "My daughter was born shortly after this incident" implying that the mother's due date was close

    • @Ferose02
      @Ferose02 8 років тому

      mojododo85
      oh sorry didn't notice it well.